You know what?? Lil Billy (The Narrator) is a proven Sick Freak, who relishes on his demented fun at the expense of his poor college buddy, Teddy. Who has to drop out of college cause the midget girl did come for dear poor Teddy on lonely night prior to the midterm finals. She hid under Teddy's bed and made creepy noises all thru the night which caused poor teddy to freak out like a 3 - year - old. He did not sleep a wink and fell asleep during his exams and failed them all. * 20 - years later, we find poor older Teddy at the Krusty Crab working with another scarry midget named Sponge Bob. Later you, sick freaks.
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Buddy of mine pranked his little bro by grabbing a 2-liter bottle of coke, dropping mentos in it, put the cap on the coke, and chucked it in his little brother’s room. There was so much screaming that you would have thought he was dying in there. Also i love the bible camp victim reference 😂
I once hired my cousin who looks 20-25-ish to pretend to be an FBI Agent pretending to find my pal's search history, funny part was that during the "interrogation" he said: "She's 18 in the anime!" and I died laughing 😂💀
My dad and his work buddy (now my uncle) work for Hydro-Québec, the state company that manage the province’s electricity, and so, they have a pretty big budget and they gave them new vans, I’m talking black suburbans with tainted windows, you know, government style, and so my dad decides to pull a prank on my grandpa (his dad) who was selling caribou meat in the Indian reserve’s gas station parking lot and so he and his buddy spray painted the front plate black and wrote FBI on it, then made his mate sit in the driver’s seat wearing black tainted sunglasses while he sat in the back So they drove up to him and lowered the window and started talking to him: Mr (random last name)? My grandpa goes: y-yeah? At this point he’s already pretty stressed but then my uncle ask for his license and my grandpa is just dying inside at this point and he stuttered License? Yeah yeah yeah I have license here And as he start frantically searching his truck to find the papers (he didn’t have) basically throwing everything out and then my uncle called him up again and told him: My partner in the back wants to talk to you My grandpa is freaking out at this point as he was thinking there was like an anti-poaching operation on his ass as he is a repeating offender after all and he thought that the FBI, who have absolutely no authority or business in Québec btw And then my dad lowers the window and proceed to almost piss himself laughing at his pops who then yank the driver’s side door open and pull my uncle out of the car by the shoulder (crushing his collarbone in the process while threatening to murder him and his entire family) This is far from the first or last time my dad pulled pretty fucked up pranked on him tho my grandpa was by no means a saint, he’s done some pretty fucked up shit in his life which includes but are not limited to: Tying a barbed wire fence on the log truck of the guy who refused to hire him (he was 12) and the guy drove to work dragging 300 feet of barbed wire fence behind his truck Replacing the cold water pint he was asked to bring for the workers coming back from work on the docks and ships it was the same guy that refused to hire him that told him to do it and promised he would give him a big dollar for it, my grandpa didn’t believe him so instead of getting cold water for the workers, he filled the pint with salt water from the dock which ended up making a worker pass out and fall between the boat and the dock (he lived) and the guy chasing him with a meat hook Making a U-turn with a 200 feet long boat (he was 15) and the captain of the ship didn’t want him to dock the ship into Montréal’s port because he said my grandpa wasn’t experienced enough to park the ship (due to the captain’s incompetence the ship capsized in the port, spilling the shipment everywhere) The captain really hated his guts and my grandpa had attempted to murder him several times by now most notably by cutting the ropes holding the planks he was standing on while he was repainting the ship’s name and the dude almost drown in the dirty black water of the Port De Montréal In case you didn’t guessed it, my grandpa is 71 and has untreated ADHD
There was something at a boarding school I went to called “axe nuking” it’s when you duct taped 5 spray bottles of axe together, tape down the spray tab, and lock the victim in a room. It was typically done when said victim was sleeping or reading
I super glued my buddy's door shut once. They had to take the door off it's hinges to get back inside. When I tell you I almost passed out from laughing so hard I am so serious
One of the sweetest pranks ever, I got three red tail boas (big ten foot snakes) and used this safe non toxic white paint, and painted the numbers 1, 2, and 4, they crawled into small closets and rooms overnight, and when they were found, everyone freaked out for the rest of the week, until they realized they never found one with a number three on it, and everyone was worried for the rest of the year about the snake that never existed.
I shaved my brothers eyebrows while he was asleep. it was the day before he had a serious meeting with his school headteacher 😂 the look on my parents faces was priceless
We had this RA board with the RAs picture and name on them. My buddy got a bright idea to put Johnny Sins photo on there as "RA Johnny". RA finds it, hes like "really guys?" ten minutes later he comes back and hes like "i was looking at the board again and I was like, RA Billy???" my buddy had put two photos up, one of johnny sins, and one of a gay prnstar Billy Harrington 😂😂😂
Since the dawn of UA-cam I have never clicked subscribe so fast in my life. Your videos are hilarious please keep making more. Reminds me of comedy from the good old days before the plague of cancel culture.
OMG!!! I get to tell my best prank! So around the time when Orbeez Water beads were getting popular I had gotten my hands on a large amount of them, and came up with the most devious of plans for them. So we've all seen some of these people that fill up bath tubs and facets, well when I was doing this, UA-cam was only about a year old, and most cellphones didn't have cameras, fact if you wanted a camera you needed to get one of those DVD or Mini-VHS ones because unless you were super rich there was no way any one from Community College or High School could afford one legit-ly. So I decided to play a joke on the Building H Bathrooms at the community college I attended before classes started. I had already learned a nifty trick of what happens if you flush a large volume dry ice down the toilet and flush it, and the idea of having not just water but a whole plethera of water beads erupt with brown/gray water was just too good to pass up. So the night before the prank I dumped bags of water beads into the toilets on my genders side of the bathrooms, because A) I was still at this point still too afraid to be caught going into the woman's bathroom as a guy, B) I knew that whatever I did in one bathroom would affect the other, and C) I mean come on I was only like 23 at the time, and I am from Michigan, you get caught by a black girl accidentally or intentionally walking into the woman's bathroom your getting your ass beat, and probably raped with the plunger (Or so my friends made me believe) - (I know better now). Now the orbeez are in place, I came to school early to get ready for the next part, which is to get water back into the toilets so they can flush at the right moment after the dry ice goes in. (I may have underestimated how volumous these things get). Fast forward the prank was suppose to take less than 5 minutes of prep right when I got in, in the morning, but trying to flush about 10k - 50k water beads in a overflowing toilet of them because "ALL!" the water is gone is impossible, and I aint pulling them out with my bare hands. I ain't into that kink. Eventually I get the right water to bead volume and they start flushing, mind you as I am doing this, the dry ice is building pressure below and being forced further down the pipes, which are only PVC and not Ductile Iron or Gray Iron like where I saw the prank with the Dry Ice. (In my defense I was young, naive, and wasn't a civil engineer...yet.). So I managed to get them all down the drain, there were some stragglers rolling about, but hey, I got 80% of them I think. Now i hearing a weird noise. and its not a wining, expanding metal, sound, its a crackling sound like someone doing that special shuffle trick with cards over and over again. In hindsight I do believe 5lbs of dry ice was a bit much (If you are asking how I got it down the toilets with the water beads in the way, I left one stall alone so that I could flush it with ease.) The sound I was hearing wasn't the pipes in the building, but the cleanouts outside of the building as the brass fitting over the top of them was being sheered off by the "sheer" pressure building behind it of the water beads, expanding CO2 gas and toilet paper forced into the top of these 4 cleanouts around the H-Building. Needless to say I had no clue as I was walking out of the building and dashing through the library parking lot, just before I got across the street to the bowling alley on the other side I am met with almost a potato gun like thud, and I see a fountain of rainbow like crystals just punging into the sky, with wet toilet paper replaced quickly with a sludge i can only describe as the worst thing to be under if you are coming into school on a monday, luckily the prank went off a tad too early (Again 5lbs might have been too much and the pipe size (PVC) Main was smaller, so expanded quicker, and the should have been brass cleanouts were plastic, "Cheap!!!!" but its Michigan, once you see that big Detroit Sign and the ugly Ring in the middle of Sterling Heights you'll know what I am talking about,") Building was covered with crud covered waterbeads, and the stench that hung in the air was... We all do crazy things to get out of taking our finals
So my best prank at highschool since I’m not in college yet- You know those packets of ketchup they have at fast food restaurants like McDonald’s? I put like 5 around a toilet bowl, and gently placed the seat above it. I also cut them at the end so ketchup would shoot out. I then hid in the next stall and heard as someone came in, used the stall, sat down on the toilet. 2 seconds later, they are screaming in anger about their junk being covered in ketchup.
The best prank I have done in collage was that I super glued one of the toilet seats and then not even 5 seconds later I hear HELP I AM STUCK ON THE TOILET SEAT 😂😂😂😂😂
The seran wrap on the toilet is just plain evil, I am going to use the febreeze prank but I think it would be better with some axe body spray and rubber bands/some kind of clip so thank you for that, and the other two pranks actually had me dying laughing. This is by far the funniest video I have seen thus far, thank you, now on top of next level entertainment, I can now make my own cardboard cutouts, preciate it man
My buddy's dorm has a ground for volleyball in it. Its a muddy ground so during one night me and some other friends buried him there with only his head facing the sky.
An absolute god-like of a prank that I did to some of my mates once was we were in the dorms and me and a friend of mine went out on a walk to the nearby Reservoir and as this was a college for the countryside sort of lifestyle it had farms and what have you and we're walking around the reservoir we found a loose lamb that went into the water we decided to take it back with us but the funny thing was it once we got it warm again it was too late to contact the Shepherd so we just decided to let loose in the dorm😅😅 the mess that was created in the morning was ungod like
Back in secondary school me and a few friends thought drawing adolf hitler on a piece of paper was hilarious. So we basically mass produced just pictures of poorly drawn hitler leaflets.. then we hid them all over our classroom and everyone kept finding them, some remained undisturbed for weeks and some made it past the semester, so we left behind a legacy of glorious leaflets of adolf hitler masturbating and being on drugs for the next class to see when we went to high school. Amazing shit right there.
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You know what?? Lil Billy (The Narrator) is a proven Sick Freak, who relishes on his demented fun at the expense of his poor college buddy, Teddy. Who has to drop out of college cause the midget girl did come for dear poor Teddy on lonely night prior to the midterm finals. She hid under Teddy's bed and made creepy noises all thru the night which caused poor teddy to freak out like a 3 - year - old. He did not sleep a wink and fell asleep during his exams and failed them all.
* 20 - years later, we find poor older Teddy at the Krusty Crab working with another scarry midget named Sponge Bob. Later you, sick freaks.
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poor teddy probably had nightmares of gombas jumping through his windows while he slept
Too underrated💀
Teddy would tell us he'd frequently check his closet whenever he got home
Bro probably slept with a Mario plushie to protect him
Fax
And thus, little nightmares was born
"GET IT OUT OF HERE!"
"I'm coming back when you least expect it."
Lmao this one killed me 💀
She had a great sense of humor
@@0ffendingeverybody Lmao
R.I.P my guy you will be missed💀
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Bro dude who took pics with everyone is a legend
He definitely had a good sense of humor
Dang
Melonchad
@@0ffendingeverybodyyuh
Disneyworld but better
this man is exceptionally good at making inappropriate stickman art
I stay true to my offending everybody name
@@0ffendingeverybody🤩 I strive to be like you
Challenge impossible making a video without tits
Nah I can’t imagine being 6,5 feet tall and be scared of short people💀
Some tall peeps are b1ches
it's like an elephant being afraid of a mouse
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@@icetea622. the tism is striking
Teddy definitely still checks his entire room and locks his door before he goes to bed
He absolutely does
@@0ffendingeverybodyyou got to find where he lives and get a midget to hide in his closet
Did you ever ask teddy why he was scared of little people? There's probably a story behind it like most phobias@@0ffendingeverybody
He checks under his bed and in tight corners ppl usually think are to small for a human to fit...
but Teddy knows better...
@@0ffendingeverybody hahaha i ruined that 69 likes
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I told you last time: good countries and trash countries
I agree with this man
Cuss words. They are evil and ruining society
I despise cuss words. People say them ALL THE TIME AND I HATE IT
You could get a LOT of people to stop cussing
Buddy of mine pranked his little bro by grabbing a 2-liter bottle of coke, dropping mentos in it, put the cap on the coke, and chucked it in his little brother’s room. There was so much screaming that you would have thought he was dying in there. Also i love the bible camp victim reference 😂
"GRENADE!!!"
Damn that sounds messy
it was @@0ffendingeverybody
@@0ffendingeverybody you could say it busted all over his room
Dry Ice bomb.
I once hired my cousin who looks 20-25-ish to pretend to be an FBI Agent pretending to find my pal's search history, funny part was that during the "interrogation" he said: "She's 18 in the anime!" and I died laughing 😂💀
My dad and his work buddy (now my uncle) work for Hydro-Québec, the state company that manage the province’s electricity, and so, they have a pretty big budget and they gave them new vans, I’m talking black suburbans with tainted windows, you know, government style, and so my dad decides to pull a prank on my grandpa (his dad) who was selling caribou meat in the Indian reserve’s gas station parking lot and so he and his buddy spray painted the front plate black and wrote FBI on it, then made his mate sit in the driver’s seat wearing black tainted sunglasses while he sat in the back
So they drove up to him and lowered the window and started talking to him: Mr (random last name)?
My grandpa goes: y-yeah?
At this point he’s already pretty stressed but then my uncle ask for his license and my grandpa is just dying inside at this point and he stuttered
License? Yeah yeah yeah I have license here
And as he start frantically searching his truck to find the papers (he didn’t have) basically throwing everything out and then my uncle called him up again and told him:
My partner in the back wants to talk to you
My grandpa is freaking out at this point as he was thinking there was like an anti-poaching operation on his ass as he is a repeating offender after all and he thought that the FBI, who have absolutely no authority or business in Québec btw
And then my dad lowers the window and proceed to almost piss himself laughing at his pops who then yank the driver’s side door open and pull my uncle out of the car by the shoulder (crushing his collarbone in the process while threatening to murder him and his entire family)
This is far from the first or last time my dad pulled pretty fucked up pranked on him tho my grandpa was by no means a saint, he’s done some pretty fucked up shit in his life which includes but are not limited to:
Tying a barbed wire fence on the log truck of the guy who refused to hire him (he was 12) and the guy drove to work dragging 300 feet of barbed wire fence behind his truck
Replacing the cold water pint he was asked to bring for the workers coming back from work on the docks and ships
it was the same guy that refused to hire him that told him to do it and promised he would give him a big dollar for it, my grandpa didn’t believe him so instead of getting cold water for the workers, he filled the pint with salt water from the dock which ended up making a worker pass out and fall between the boat and the dock (he lived) and the guy chasing him with a meat hook
Making a U-turn with a 200 feet long boat (he was 15) and the captain of the ship didn’t want him to dock the ship into Montréal’s port because he said my grandpa wasn’t experienced enough to park the ship (due to the captain’s incompetence the ship capsized in the port, spilling the shipment everywhere)
The captain really hated his guts and my grandpa had attempted to murder him several times by now most notably by cutting the ropes holding the planks he was standing on while he was repainting the ship’s name and the dude almost drown in the dirty black water of the Port De Montréal
In case you didn’t guessed it, my grandpa is 71 and has untreated ADHD
@@daniel-johnson_damyour grandpa is a psychopath
Can we please talk about how Marie is a real one? She really agreed to prank a random person
This Man Is Giving Me Some Devious Ideas And Im loving it
If you copy it I only ask you tag me in the video
@@0ffendingeverybody un going to do the fruit one. How can i share It?
2:37 This man must have balls of steel. He not only saw a erotic picture of himself with a pineapple, but was posing next to it. That takes courage
he's just smart. He knew that freaking out about it would only make it worse, so he made the smart choice to just own it and it fucking worked lol
"at least i get to flex my body without showing my -0.1 cm dick"
Man among man.
@@AnKyleosaurusA man's man, perhaps?
@@orpheus9098 Yes, that's good.
You’ve become my go-to channel for late night UA-cam. Love your stuff and still can’t wait for you to become the next Chainsfr!
Appreciate it Kiwi. Got more bangers coming soon
@@0ffendingeverybody praise be 🙏
Fr this dude is perfect for late night yt
I made a Molotov cocktail and threw it in my friend’s room
He was laughing so hard until he passed out
my face litteraly went😃...😟
Death is the ultimate prank
@@0ffendingeverybodynahhhhh 💀💀
@@0ffendingeverybody agreed
@@0ffendingeverybodySo that means I should unplug my grandmas breathing machine..? Great idea!
4:00 started crying bro😂
Poor Teddy probably gets heart attacks when he sees garden gnomes
Now I ain't one for pranks, but those were fuckin' hilarious, dude. Especially about the prank with the cardboard cutout.
I highly recommend it
Truly the best pranks in history 😂
I go hard in the paint Mastery
@@0ffendingeverybody 😂😂😂😂
There was something at a boarding school I went to called “axe nuking” it’s when you duct taped 5 spray bottles of axe together, tape down the spray tab, and lock the victim in a room.
It was typically done when said victim was sleeping or reading
Either Teddy was super strong or the walls were super weak
Teddy was a beast
Prob both
I love how he says he found "The Little Person on campus" like every school is issued an Official midget lol.
i laughed so fucking much that my brother PROBABLY thought i was either crying or doing something else, thank you for making my day!
You got it Cayde. Stay tuned for more bangers
I super glued my buddy's door shut once. They had to take the door off it's hinges to get back inside. When I tell you I almost passed out from laughing so hard I am so serious
One of the sweetest pranks ever, I got three red tail boas (big ten foot snakes) and used this safe non toxic white paint, and painted the numbers 1, 2, and 4, they crawled into small closets and rooms overnight, and when they were found, everyone freaked out for the rest of the week, until they realized they never found one with a number three on it, and everyone was worried for the rest of the year about the snake that never existed.
How the fuck were you able to get 3 10 foot long snakes?!?
@@davidvilla-rodriguez2391 either they live in Central/ South America or they a Floridian or Australian with connections
We did the same thing with live chickens from Chinatown
I live in Florida, they sell them at the pet store
"GET IT OUT OF HERE" cracked me up
Not even her. He referred to her as it
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the ending
"GET IT OUT OF HERE"
"im coming back when you least expect it"
IT HAS THE SAME ENERGY AS "i live in your walls"
I'm doing every, single, 1 of these when I get into college!
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The first one is pretty great. Highly recommend
@@0ffendingeverybody mine is a govt college, so it's strict af. I wish I could do these lmao...
3:25, “I like were your little mind is at” 💀💀💀
0:04 MICHAEL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE
That would give PTSD to a certain religion
@@theolabroers9614omg😂
I shaved my brothers eyebrows while he was asleep. it was the day before he had a serious meeting with his school headteacher 😂 the look on my parents faces was priceless
yo thats kinda fucked up bro
We had this RA board with the RAs picture and name on them. My buddy got a bright idea to put Johnny Sins photo on there as "RA Johnny".
RA finds it, hes like "really guys?"
ten minutes later he comes back and hes like "i was looking at the board again and I was like, RA Billy???"
my buddy had put two photos up, one of johnny sins, and one of a gay prnstar Billy Harrington 😂😂😂
THE MIDGET PRANK
OMG! LOL
I love how he was over reacting towards it. How can someone be scared of small people?
They can continually punch you in the crotch without needing to crouch.™
Tall people are scared of shorties because they might accidentally squish them
I would’ve been on the ground wheezing when I saw those cut outs
the attention to detail, even putting the correct email is just great
Except for a typo in the beginning
Real
The dude who took pics like that photo was his pride n joy is the second coming of Gigachad
Zip tie frebreeze is a scent flashbang
Since the dawn of UA-cam I have never clicked subscribe so fast in my life. Your videos are hilarious please keep making more. Reminds me of comedy from the good old days before the plague of cancel culture.
This is by far the best animation channel!
3 seconds into the video and already know im boutta laugh my ass off so im gonna make a pbj sandwich and some oj and i will continue watching
Whenever I see a Poohberz appreciation post I know I'm gonna have a good day
bruh is a menace to society😂
OMG!!! I get to tell my best prank!
So around the time when Orbeez Water beads were getting popular I had gotten my hands on a large amount of them, and came up with the most devious of plans for them. So we've all seen some of these people that fill up bath tubs and facets, well when I was doing this, UA-cam was only about a year old, and most cellphones didn't have cameras, fact if you wanted a camera you needed to get one of those DVD or Mini-VHS ones because unless you were super rich there was no way any one from Community College or High School could afford one legit-ly.
So I decided to play a joke on the Building H Bathrooms at the community college I attended before classes started. I had already learned a nifty trick of what happens if you flush a large volume dry ice down the toilet and flush it, and the idea of having not just water but a whole plethera of water beads erupt with brown/gray water was just too good to pass up.
So the night before the prank I dumped bags of water beads into the toilets on my genders side of the bathrooms, because A) I was still at this point still too afraid to be caught going into the woman's bathroom as a guy, B) I knew that whatever I did in one bathroom would affect the other, and C) I mean come on I was only like 23 at the time, and I am from Michigan, you get caught by a black girl accidentally or intentionally walking into the woman's bathroom your getting your ass beat, and probably raped with the plunger (Or so my friends made me believe) - (I know better now).
Now the orbeez are in place, I came to school early to get ready for the next part, which is to get water back into the toilets so they can flush at the right moment after the dry ice goes in. (I may have underestimated how volumous these things get). Fast forward the prank was suppose to take less than 5 minutes of prep right when I got in, in the morning, but trying to flush about 10k - 50k water beads in a overflowing toilet of them because "ALL!" the water is gone is impossible, and I aint pulling them out with my bare hands. I ain't into that kink.
Eventually I get the right water to bead volume and they start flushing, mind you as I am doing this, the dry ice is building pressure below and being forced further down the pipes, which are only PVC and not Ductile Iron or Gray Iron like where I saw the prank with the Dry Ice. (In my defense I was young, naive, and wasn't a civil engineer...yet.).
So I managed to get them all down the drain, there were some stragglers rolling about, but hey, I got 80% of them I think. Now i hearing a weird noise. and its not a wining, expanding metal, sound, its a crackling sound like someone doing that special shuffle trick with cards over and over again. In hindsight I do believe 5lbs of dry ice was a bit much (If you are asking how I got it down the toilets with the water beads in the way, I left one stall alone so that I could flush it with ease.)
The sound I was hearing wasn't the pipes in the building, but the cleanouts outside of the building as the brass fitting over the top of them was being sheered off by the "sheer" pressure building behind it of the water beads, expanding CO2 gas and toilet paper forced into the top of these 4 cleanouts around the H-Building.
Needless to say I had no clue as I was walking out of the building and dashing through the library parking lot, just before I got across the street to the bowling alley on the other side I am met with almost a potato gun like thud, and I see a fountain of rainbow like crystals just punging into the sky, with wet toilet paper replaced quickly with a sludge i can only describe as the worst thing to be under if you are coming into school on a monday, luckily the prank went off a tad too early (Again 5lbs might have been too much and the pipe size (PVC) Main was smaller, so expanded quicker, and the should have been brass cleanouts were plastic, "Cheap!!!!" but its Michigan, once you see that big Detroit Sign and the ugly Ring in the middle of Sterling Heights you'll know what I am talking about,")
Building was covered with crud covered waterbeads, and the stench that hung in the air was...
We all do crazy things to get out of taking our finals
Marie sounds like legend.
Those Ideas are hilarious and they worked out great I love it
I love how when he’s talking about his younger self he removes the iconic grey beard
So my best prank at highschool since I’m not in college yet-
You know those packets of ketchup they have at fast food restaurants like McDonald’s?
I put like 5 around a toilet bowl, and gently placed the seat above it. I also cut them at the end so ketchup would shoot out. I then hid in the next stall and heard as someone came in, used the stall, sat down on the toilet. 2 seconds later, they are screaming in anger about their junk being covered in ketchup.
the fact that the dudes were laughing about the cardboard cut out show that they were chill like that XD
I'm gonna try something like that cardboard prank when I go to college.
Little people are the best guys 😂
I don't think I've ever met someone who's genuinely frightened by midgets 💀
as a 6.9 tall teen .we exist 👁️👄👁️👍
Its called achondrophobia and its hilarious, lol.
I remember pulling that prank back in college.
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Finding this UA-cam channel is like finding gold in a silver mine
I'd be a good sport if someone printed a giant photo of me
Marie sounds like she needs her own tv show. XD woman is funny as hell.
A classic in my opinion is to take 2 ketchup packets, fold them, and place them on the left are right sides beneath a toilet lid. Works every time.
I swear to god you always find a way to do the craziest shit ever
Finding a girl that is willing to prank someone is already one of the rarest things you can find
why is this channel so gawddamn underrated
Share me with any homies who appreciate a little dark humor in there life
@@0ffendingeverybody already recommended you irl lmao
"I like where your little minds at" 💀💀💀
This dude is a menace for society
best underground channel on yt
Appreciate it maxxpls. Got more bangers coming soon
The last one was pure art
How could you not mess with him knowing hes afraid of little people
@@0ffendingeverybody Do you reckon I could scare him? I'm 5'6
I love when offending everybody fills me with knowledge and wisdom 😩💧💧💧💧
I love to fill up my homies
@@0ffendingeverybody💀 .......huh
"I like where your little minds at" is crazy
Yay me and my gf broke up so this made me happy now
Yay???
@@KiloIndiaAlphaNovember2 ikr
Always more fishes in the sea stealrides
Teddy is basically an Elephant vs a Mouse
I want this guy as my wedding just to annoy everyone plus we are British so its even easier 😂
The best prank I have done in collage was that I super glued one of the toilet seats and then not even 5 seconds later I hear HELP I AM STUCK ON THE TOILET SEAT 😂😂😂😂😂
I like where your minds at Mr. Pad
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@IonRubyyep, the victim would notice it immediately and get up before getting stuck
@IonRubyhow about you go back to ur gaming
Convection and press Y
“Wartermelon” Now THIS is what I subbed for.
Marie a real one for that
You are by far the best stickman channel on yt.
Appreciate it argenix. Got more bangers coming soon
@@0ffendingeverybodyna sorry but second best to a Walmart toy bought item
Stickbotz
bro the guy taking pictures with everyone is a fucking chad
I put tiger balm on the bathroom stall handles
Mariah is a fing Legend
Teddy is an elephant scared of mice, but can easily crush them
Tese are the best pranks i did those pranks b4 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The seran wrap on the toilet is just plain evil, I am going to use the febreeze prank but I think it would be better with some axe body spray and rubber bands/some kind of clip so thank you for that, and the other two pranks actually had me dying laughing. This is by far the funniest video I have seen thus far, thank you, now on top of next level entertainment, I can now make my own cardboard cutouts, preciate it man
Ammonia and bleach in the warehouse toilets, best 2 days off ever lol
Lolol bruhhh thats some evil shizz
My buddy's dorm has a ground for volleyball in it. Its a muddy ground so during one night me and some other friends buried him there with only his head facing the sky.
*wakes up*
CIRCUS MIDGETS!! GET EM OFF ME!
Bro is literally living in the jackass movie
i had a mouth full of rice while watching this and choked on it for like 30 seconds
Your vids always make me laugh 😂
The freebreeze prank is technicaly chemical warfare
teddy was traumatized for life 💀💀
Those guys were cool for being chill about it.
Ah fx*ck! I can't stop laughing! That Attack Midget from Brad Williams came true
Teddy gonna be scared of oompa loompas breaking in his house
An absolute god-like of a prank that I did to some of my mates once was we were in the dorms and me and a friend of mine went out on a walk to the nearby Reservoir and as this was a college for the countryside sort of lifestyle it had farms and what have you and we're walking around the reservoir we found a loose lamb that went into the water we decided to take it back with us but the funny thing was it once we got it warm again it was too late to contact the Shepherd so we just decided to let loose in the dorm😅😅 the mess that was created in the morning was ungod like
My favorite prank was bungee cording my friends bed to the ceiling.
Love it King
Back in secondary school me and a few friends thought drawing adolf hitler on a piece of paper was hilarious. So we basically mass produced just pictures of poorly drawn hitler leaflets.. then we hid them all over our classroom and everyone kept finding them, some remained undisturbed for weeks and some made it past the semester, so we left behind a legacy of glorious leaflets of adolf hitler masturbating and being on drugs for the next class to see when we went to high school. Amazing shit right there.
oh my god marie RULES
0:19 did you still get that all state insurance?
Why couldn't I have college with this guy, my god it would be such a life experience
The small woman was Hallarious 😂😂😂😂
Teddy plays FNaF 4 everyday now lol!
When the guy was saying no, no when you did the zip tie with a canna Febreze, that was hilarious
The literal interpretation of an elephant being afraid of mice
Nah I love the vids you make it’s funny asf
this is the funniest guy u have seen in years omg