He is the GOAT of not making it past the second round. I have never seen anything like it. Finding multiple ways to lose in two rounds is something that needs to be studied and appreciated
No like fr, losing in the second round in a game 7 THREE TIMES is insane. in comical ways too, Kawhi's circus shot, Ben Simmons passing up an open dunk and JT's legendary performance as well as his chronic choking is just sad atp
@@thedonjavon-23don’t forget that all of the 3 you mentioned the Kawhi shot and JT performance happened on Mother’s Day and the Ben Simmons one happened on Father’s Day
Embiid race-hustled his way into taking Joker’s MVP in 23…and that forced the embarrassed voters to give Luka’s to Joker in 24…no way did Embiid deserve one
@@fabmyride5181 well my friend you have a point there, NBA doesn't make much sense these days. There is no definitive criteria for MVP anymore, it's whomever the fans or the league likes that year
Re: injury. There was a cool video about Jordan’s trainer, how a lot of what they worked on was injury prevention. Jordan had the Bad Boy Pistons trying to knock him out of the air for 4 years. He didn’t make excuses. He didn’t need to
Finally SOMEBODY mentions how dirty Emflop is. I’m pretty sure I’m the one who mentioned that he has more flagrants than Darth Mule, and it’s just disgusting.
Watching Emplead getting booed at the Olympics warmed my petty heart. He whines for fouls, whined for that MVP, whines for sympathy, and throws everyone except James Harden under the bus.
As another Sixers fan, that’s stupid. Maxey is really, really good but he’s not a generational level talent like Embiid. His injuries come at the worst times and are annoying but ultimately, we have to keep trusting the process. We just need one healthy season.
In fall, this will be my sophomore year on this channel. I got a lot more work to do before I feel I'm worthy of that, but I'm so thankful to hear you think so 🙏
as a sixer fan, I'm truly so depressed seeing this man do or say some dumb sit, and I have to keep fighting for my life, trying to defend this man. He's just a mess man, there's not really an excuse, then he sells us in the playoffs every. freaking. year 😭we can't catch a break
When Joel says it’s going to take more than us. You can’t win alone. I can’t win alone. Me and James can’t win alone. Ummm, Joel, you and James does not = alone. 😂😂That kick to the face, though. Ouch. Commish, that Joel impersonation had me 😂😂😂.
cuz he deservse it! he is so weak as a starter for US team, his numbers fall of a clif, when he can not get all those favorable calls... i truly hate him acting a victim and being a dirty player also. what a big coward, yuck!
He’s not lying he’s one of the greatest regular season players of all time when healthy if he just didn’t play injured all the time in the playoffs and some luck he would be in the convo
What hurts the most is that Embiid cried his way towards an MVP trophy, and the following year, people realized how much he did not deserve it, so they gave the next MVP to the person who actually deserved it the year before - Jokic. Which in turn, robbed other people like Luka and SGA from even being considered, because they had to make it right for Jokic. If you wanted stats, you must have had Luka, if you wanted team success relative to the available pieces, you must have had Shai. Jokic still ruled the advanced stats, but if he won the MVP the year before, it would not carry as much weight and voter fatigue would have kicked in. He robbed us of the potential of having a new, deserving, young MVP.
@@henry7486 can you not read? Or is reading comprehension a challenge for you? The voters felt like they needed to make it up to Jokic for voting someone that did not really deserve it the previous year and robbing him of it. Whatever stats Luka and Shai put up, they were already dead set on giving the MVP back to Jokic because they messed up last year. It took away voted that could have been used fairly. Learn how to read before you comment next time.
I’m glad you called it out with the Draymond thing. Cuz him having more flagrant in literally LESS THAN HALF AS MANY CAREER GAMES as Draymond, it’s somehow even worse
How can you be the goat when you never made it past the second round 💀
"I hwave injuwies😢"
- Joel 'Jellyfish' Embiid
Luka is closer to MJ than Embiid is to Hakeem
by crying about it apparently
@@steviechampagne i agree but luka is faaaar from mj tho lol
@@steviechampagne jokic is closer to mj than embid is to joke and joke is faar away from mj
He is the GOAT of not making it past the second round. I have never seen anything like it. Finding multiple ways to lose in two rounds is something that needs to be studied and appreciated
No like fr, losing in the second round in a game 7 THREE TIMES is insane. in comical ways too, Kawhi's circus shot, Ben Simmons passing up an open dunk and JT's legendary performance as well as his chronic choking is just sad atp
In a weaker conference, no less
@@thedonjavon-23don’t forget that all of the 3 you mentioned the Kawhi shot and JT performance happened on Mother’s Day and the Ben Simmons one happened on Father’s Day
@@nolimitmasseky23 no way 🤣
Yep, you're so right, 100%
bros a master impressionist
😂
Dude that part of the video made me die laughing and subscribe alone, I was literally crying
He sounds like Bane lol
4am rn and I’m laughing my ass off rn in my house.
Dude is like Snoop, pulls out an impression without anyone expecting it lol
I can't stand Embiid's cheating, arrogance and intent to injure other players.
He makes LeBron look like saint which I thought was impossible
He’s gotta be tryna stir up some sort of attention for himself cuz he’s been on a tear of making horrible statements recently 💀
@PacmanBrunner Cause only racists have a problem with players cheating and deliberately injuring other players. You make perfect sense.
@PacmanBrunnerstop race baiting ur actually pathetic
@PacmanBrunner bot
All i needed was to read the title to know that Commish was about to roast Embid soul
just busted out laughing as soon as i saw the title
"Your throne is a beanbag" 💀
This dropped a minute ago and im here, thats how much i love you dynamo
I love you right back
I love him more just a bit later 😁😇😍
@@DaCommishDudecommish I might love you more than LeDaddy 😢
@@MIICAH2this is fighting talk 😂
@@deepaknambisan3251 😂
Embiid race-hustled his way into taking Joker’s MVP in 23…and that forced the embarrassed voters to give Luka’s to Joker in 24…no way did Embiid deserve one
Embiid was gonna run away with this years mvp ngl
Facts💯 Luka should win it next year‼️😤
@@zod548not with those knees
@@zod548straight cap
@@aceacemania I mean the pace he was on, long as he stayed healthy he had it in the bag
These meme selections are hilarious
He always picks the best memes lol
people hate embiid because even though he’s so good he resorts to dirty tactics. he’s so easy to hate
He’s not good…he’s a fraud
Also because he’s only good in the regular season, complains to get what he wants, and blames everyone but himself when he fails
@@DunningKrugerJnrnah he's a good player, he just plays dirty ppl love to hate, I love to hate embiid just makes it to easy tho 😂
Him and Jason Tatum I will always hate on
And he constantly says dumb shit like this
"Me and James can't win alone" has to turn off every fan that has respect for Maxey
Maxey about the only player I like on that team.
He might make the hall of fuckery
The troll that in the end always gets trolled
Poor Philadelphia
hall of flopping
😂😂😂😂😂
78 tabs in chrome is another level bro, holy moly
Damn someone else commented on that being a lot, too. I need to trim the fat immediately 😅
The embid impersonation was gold 😂
He did not deserve that MVP Joker did and got robbed but he won the chip
What about winning MVP as a 6th seed?
@@fabmyride5181 Give Embiid those same players and he would be on the bottom.
@@fabmyride5181 well my friend you have a point there, NBA doesn't make much sense these days. There is no definitive criteria for MVP anymore, it's whomever the fans or the league likes that year
@@fabmyride5181what seed would the nuggets be if jokic wasn’t on the team… oh yeah the bottom 2 teams
@@Cpro969You can literally say that about many teams that has a ball dominant star like Jokic who makes players around him better
Re: injury. There was a cool video about Jordan’s trainer, how a lot of what they worked on was injury prevention. Jordan had the Bad Boy Pistons trying to knock him out of the air for 4 years. He didn’t make excuses. He didn’t need to
One minute in and I’m smiling ear to ear.
Embiid impression is on point lmaoo
That embiid impression had me pausing multiple times to gather myself after laughing so much lmfao
Might as well call him Joe Embiid the way he stumbles and flops around the court like Biden on some stairs
When on the court he's harder to find than Waldo.
Joel Embiiden
@@nirvanabutnomoreideas6534 that works to
Can't call him Joe cause he gotta hold that L. 😂
It's a funny meme now, but tons of people pointed out Joe being a walking dementia advert from the start of these shitty 4 years
Bro when you drop that “EL BURRRRRO” it gets me every time 😂😂😂
“ People falling on my knee “😂😂😂😂😂
The first 0:22 seconds is the craziest thing I've seen a basketball channel put together 💀💀💀
1:26 That “baaaaauuuullll shiit” was personal 😭😭
7:53-8:07 I died, revived, and died again from this clip 💀🤣💀. Joel better be invisible man in NYC😅
Knicks fans are crazy. Their crowd is insane but I love it
"I cant win alone" still just f**king bothers me dude. I'd work on getting outta Philly the next day.
Harden said ✌️✌️
He could have just ended his statement with "I can't win"
That Joel Embiid impression is perfect.
Finally SOMEBODY mentions how dirty Emflop is. I’m pretty sure I’m the one who mentioned that he has more flagrants than Darth Mule, and it’s just disgusting.
Dynamo is the absolute best at articulating anything with such intelligence along with incredibly amazing metaphors and humor.
Mans should be on the Olympic Swim Team the way he always doing the back stroke and floppin around like a fish outta water.
Omg. Your Embiid impersonation is spot on lol
@@peteryun1 Thanks!
OMFG that Star Wars clips loooooooooooooooooooooool you are something else lololol
Watching Emplead getting booed at the Olympics warmed my petty heart. He whines for fouls, whined for that MVP, whines for sympathy, and throws everyone except James Harden under the bus.
As a Sixers fan I’m just tired of him trade him for multiple 1st round picks and we rebuild with Maxey
When Maxey was the best player for 40+ games, Sixers fell from 2nd to 7th. Good luck with that.
As another Sixers fan, that’s stupid. Maxey is really, really good but he’s not a generational level talent like Embiid. His injuries come at the worst times and are annoying but ultimately, we have to keep trusting the process. We just need one healthy season.
@@henry7486yall been trusting the process since i was in middle school im graduated from college and grown now 😂
@@henry7486 Joel Embiid is not a generational talent. If that were true he wouldn't need race baiting to win the MVP
@@henry7486 healthy season is implausible
This entire video is a masterpiece
your impressions are so on point LMAOOOOOO
Bro that video from New York was FOWL 😂😂😂
I'm glad you made this video of this goofy Joel Embiid. 😂😂
You’re definitely HoF nba UA-camr. Now in the goat convo.
In fall, this will be my sophomore year on this channel. I got a lot more work to do before I feel I'm worthy of that, but I'm so thankful to hear you think so 🙏
as a sixer fan, I'm truly so depressed seeing this man do or say some dumb sit, and I have to keep fighting for my life, trying to defend this man. He's just a mess man, there's not really an excuse, then he sells us in the playoffs every. freaking. year 😭we can't catch a break
Those NY Knicks fan video is just fucking amazing. Absolute pure gold
That impression 😂😂
When Joel says it’s going to take more than us. You can’t win alone. I can’t win alone. Me and James can’t win alone. Ummm, Joel, you and James does not = alone. 😂😂That kick to the face, though. Ouch. Commish, that Joel impersonation had me 😂😂😂.
Nah you did him dirty with that spongebob flopping 😂
cuz he deservse it! he is so weak as a starter for US team, his numbers fall of a clif, when he can not get all those favorable calls... i truly hate him acting a victim and being a dirty player also. what a big coward, yuck!
You mean he did SpongeBob dirty
@@DemonKingBadger 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
8:05 that yoyo vid always gets me 😂
Bro you deserve more subs! Funny as hell 😂
@Sam8mate thank you, man. I'm glad to have been able to provide you with some laughs during your day
Oh, Commissioner! You had me on the floor...laughing my butt off!
Not the chris benoit theme 💀💀💀
With that being said, when is Dynamo gonna drop his 1st, 2nd, and 3rd All-Hate Team?
I want this to be done ASAP.
thank you for the amusement brother, this was hilarious
the goat of flopping and choking in the playoff maybe in contention with the system on the clipper
3:00 EL BURRO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
El Burro be catchin strays 😂
This mans intro is bar fawkin none lol. I arrivd just for the embiid voice.
Lol shoutout from da Eastside
Thank you, man. Much love to you and the city 🙏
3:12 the Chris Benoit theme took me out 💀
he's always injured from taking those damn flops 😂
Jordan and bron after seeing and hear embiid quote: really dude?
Any successful player honestly.
Just Jordan not lechoke
Wilt, Magic, Bird, Kareem, Hakeem, Duncan, Russell, etc
Commissioner Dynamo could've been the (NBA) GOAT if he put in the effort
Someone said he can't go left as well. He's lacking tremendously
@@DaCommishDude Like Mike 🕺
"BABY BACK FIBS!!" I'm dead.😂💀💀
i'm here for the invertebrate allegory... 😂😂😂
Those dolphin noises bro 😂😂😂
I’m here for the embid slander😂
Dynamo should be arrested for that fish floundering sound & that SpongeBob clip lol😂.
That level of disrespect is wild😂😂
If embiid wasn't so busy falling to the floor flopping with his seven foot ass he might not always be injured.
God I love the commissioners vids😂
He loves you for loving them. Thank you a lot
5:49 advanced Flop-alytics 😃
Haa! That truly needs to become an official stat! Embarrass these fools with it.
He’s not lying he’s one of the greatest regular season players of all time when healthy if he just didn’t play injured all the time in the playoffs and some luck he would be in the convo
Not enough people are saying this. Thank you for your service dynamo o7
Another engagement comment because this one rocked
Jelly fish or a Rhino is CRAZZZZY 😂
I’ve never understood how a center of a positions, usually the largest dudes on the floor, could be a foul merchant serial flopper like Embiid is😂
Great video. Always hilarious
That imitation of his voice was hilarious
What hurts the most is that Embiid cried his way towards an MVP trophy, and the following year, people realized how much he did not deserve it, so they gave the next MVP to the person who actually deserved it the year before - Jokic. Which in turn, robbed other people like Luka and SGA from even being considered, because they had to make it right for Jokic. If you wanted stats, you must have had Luka, if you wanted team success relative to the available pieces, you must have had Shai. Jokic still ruled the advanced stats, but if he won the MVP the year before, it would not carry as much weight and voter fatigue would have kicked in. He robbed us of the potential of having a new, deserving, young MVP.
or the voters could have still just voted Luka/Shai, tf?
@@henry7486 can you not read? Or is reading comprehension a challenge for you? The voters felt like they needed to make it up to Jokic for voting someone that did not really deserve it the previous year and robbing him of it. Whatever stats Luka and Shai put up, they were already dead set on giving the MVP back to Jokic because they messed up last year. It took away voted that could have been used fairly. Learn how to read before you comment next time.
Exactly.shouldve gone to luka /sag but had to make it right for joker.howevever luka went to the finals,should be the front runner this time
Anytime I hear the benoit theme song means it's demon time lmaoooo 😂😂😂
I think he’s the first person to claim goat status while never making a ECF
he said he COULD have been the 🐐 if it wasn’t for injuries
You snapped 🤣🤣
3:13 is that Chris Benoit entrance music?
The sidetalk clip 😭
The Eric Bledsoe one was crazy 😂
Good shyt commish love the vids man.😅
Ahhhh this is brilliant!!! Bravo Commish!
It doesn't matter how much talent you got, if you don't have a character to carry out into greatness!
I’m glad you called it out with the Draymond thing. Cuz him having more flagrant in literally LESS THAN HALF AS MANY CAREER GAMES as Draymond, it’s somehow even worse
He is the goat… the goat of not getting passed the second round.
3:48 I like the way Embiid looks off the court💀💀💀
That random yo-yo tho 😂😂
We need you online basketball guys to call Embiid out on this every time because the lame media never does.
He was complaining about Brunson flopping during the playoffs, too.
Ya know I'm starting to think if Jokic was in Philly , he would've been a multiple time Champion
"James and I can't win alone" did it for me. What a jerk!
This a masterpiece...
Maestro Dynamo
Absolute perfection!!
"His trail of bones has been wiped from the database" lmfao
I have been telling 76er fans this since 2018
Even in an alternate universe where he isn't made of glass, he'd never top Shaq or Hakeem. Hell, I'd put David Robinson and Ewing far ahead of him.
He’s already better than Ewing even with the injuries and he’s just as talented as Hakeem and Shaq
@@henry7486 no
8:06 lol the yo yo 😂😂😂
The chris benoit theme lol
2:44 grinch reference 🙌
@@nimwoj9259 You have the eyes of a hawk! 😂
I'm done with the embiid slander it's okay we know you need this your franchise Is poverty (big fan BTW keep up the good work 😊)
30 seconds in... and i'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so good 😃🤘🤘🤘🤘
P.S. - the editing, the timing, the humor... the facts, the truth... brilliant !!
Thank you very much 🙏
P.S. 2 - I don't need Stephen A Smiths, Shannons or Skips... I have Commissioner Dynamo !!
P.S. 3 - Embid's voice over always kiiiiiiiils me 😂😂😂
P.S. 4 - Paul George is no help... no title this year either...
These quickly became part of my daily routine 😂