Tom Ching Cheng Hanji, but 4K 60fps

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • Thomas Ching Chang Hon Chi.
    Made using DAIN_APP Alpha 0.41 (60 fps) and Topaz Gigapixel AI (4K).
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  • @hyperdarksonic7151
    @hyperdarksonic7151 4 роки тому +26598

    So are we not gonna talk about how Tom and Jerry running in 60fps is so surreal yet so beautiful?

  • @mcribs4704
    @mcribs4704 3 роки тому +5972

    "Don't listen to Sun Tzu. Mans cappin."
    - Zhong Xina

  • @realdawgg420
    @realdawgg420 3 роки тому +7214

    “To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.”
    - Sun Tzu

  • @kurumi-san5993
    @kurumi-san5993 10 місяців тому +4350

    "JIN CHENG CANT SEE"
    "CANT TOUCH ME NO."
    "KITCHEN IN THE DUNGEON"
    "I SWEAR I GOT THE BANK ACCOUNT"
    "FOOL I WANT NO COOCHIE DO I"
    "MY MAMA WASNT LOVELY"
    "I SWEAR I GOT THE BANK ACCOUNT

  • @lahar2412
    @lahar2412 4 роки тому +30228

    this looks like a secret boss in Cuphead.

    • @khodis2002
      @khodis2002 4 роки тому +568

      This could be top comment

    • @nyanzan9568
      @nyanzan9568 4 роки тому +48

      Yea....

    • @zam50
      @zam50 4 роки тому +44

      It probably is

    • @D00DM00D
      @D00DM00D 4 роки тому +17

      GOD

    • @Zactipus
      @Zactipus 4 роки тому +26

      No NO NONONONO MY BRAAAINNNN NOOO

  • @Kijokobodo79
    @Kijokobodo79 3 роки тому +12683

    0% english
    0% swearing
    100% kitchen in the dungeon

  • @p.b.5870
    @p.b.5870 4 роки тому +9542

    Cant unhear the "kitchen in the dungeon"

    • @cybertar
      @cybertar 4 роки тому +797

      Also "I swear to god i will bang paul"

    • @shook6612
      @shook6612 4 роки тому +532

      CyberTar also “Fool man I’m not touching you”

    • @tofu5734
      @tofu5734 4 роки тому +365

      Kim jong in the dungeon

    • @grizby2
      @grizby2 4 роки тому +603

      "ching cheng hanji
      shes strong she knew
      kitchen in the dungeon
      i swear to god i'll bang pow(paul?)
      fool man im not touching you
      "and now i want coffee mug
      swear im gonna bang pow"

    • @thenormalizer532
      @thenormalizer532 4 роки тому +110

      Children in the dungeon

  • @Meiruu
    @Meiruu 3 роки тому +3599

    I like the fact that even you skip it 10s the lyrics still connected.

  • @tomchinchenghanji2633
    @tomchinchenghanji2633 3 роки тому +6879

    When he said "kitchen in the dungeon", bro, I felt that.

  • @graf
    @graf 3 роки тому +22660

    lyrics:
    近前看其詳上寫著
    秦香蓮年三十二歲那狀告當朝
    駙馬郎欺君王瞞皇上
    那悔婚男兒招東床

    • @mr.gotling1210
      @mr.gotling1210 3 роки тому +5604

      Understandable,✌
      have a nice day

    • @Ariidayo
      @Ariidayo 3 роки тому +3022

      Understandable,✌
      have a nice day

    • @buzownik
      @buzownik 3 роки тому +757

      gdy probujesz byc smieszny ale wychodzi cringe jak zawsze :(

    • @Rand0m1nance
      @Rand0m1nance 3 роки тому +1332

      ununderstandable
      but have a nice day tho

    • @032_ritiksati7
      @032_ritiksati7 3 роки тому +785

      Understandable
      Have a nice day ✌️

  • @Canuckle19
    @Canuckle19 8 місяців тому +438

    Basically the lyrics is about a thirty-two-year-old heroine going to sue the emperor’s son-in-law, beccause he is actually her husband. The man concealed his marital status and married the princess.
    近前看其詳上寫着
    (Jin qian kan qi xiang shang xie zhe)
    Going up close and see it wrote
    秦香蓮那三十二歲
    (Qing xiang lian na san shi er sui)
    Qing Xiang Lian is 32 years old
    那狀告當朝驸馬郎
    (Na zhuang gao dang chao fu ma lang)
    Is suing the Princess' husband
    他欺君王啊瞞皇上
    (ta qi jun wang ah man huang shang)
    He lied to the king and concealed from the emporer
    那悔婚男兒招東床
    (Na hui hun nan er zhao dong chuang)
    That he betrayed his marriage and married the princess

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 6 місяців тому +20

      I wonder where they got the sample from. Cuz all versions I have seen on youtube are super agressive on how they read these lines, not the chill atitude the sample has.

    • @dixonj41
      @dixonj41 6 місяців тому +7

      If I'm not mistaken it's from "If You Feel My Love (Chaow Mix)" ​@icecold1805

    • @Fakeslimshady
      @Fakeslimshady 6 місяців тому +22

      no its Ching Cheng Hanji

    • @Fireballun
      @Fireballun 5 місяців тому

      @@dixonj41I thought it's Dehao Zhang - Ching Chang Hon Chi

    • @RedSpade37
      @RedSpade37 4 місяці тому +7

      Thanks for this, because I thought the singer was going to "bang Paul in his Kitchen-Dungeon"

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 роки тому +3925

    Jerry is just vibing off-screen

  • @dexterdt-minecraft6666
    @dexterdt-minecraft6666 3 роки тому +6118

    "guy with headphones walks in with a Serious face"
    What he's listening to:

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 3 роки тому +105

      i am listening to this music while walking to school/different places. It's a masterpiece for me

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 3 роки тому +47

      unironically for once

    • @cobratali
      @cobratali 3 роки тому +23

      I prefer Gachimuchi remixes

    • @dustmitesp8766
      @dustmitesp8766 3 роки тому +13

      @@cobratali legend

    • @noname-mr4xu
      @noname-mr4xu 3 роки тому +5

      thats kinda me

  • @BlastoiseMaster
    @BlastoiseMaster 3 роки тому +10183

    Psychologists: “All of your dreams have meaning.”
    My dreams:

    • @Test-bg6pm
      @Test-bg6pm 3 роки тому +111

      you are the forst one to make me laugh, here is a like

    • @memestealer1
      @memestealer1 3 роки тому +63

      ching cheng hanji

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 3 роки тому +32

      it means you're doing better than expected

    • @Sidharth_V_Jain
      @Sidharth_V_Jain 3 роки тому +10

      @fanis 920 hmmmm

    • @hozakari5067
      @hozakari5067 3 роки тому +4

      ive had sex dreams it felt so real but usually my dreams r something random but pretty much always with action

  • @SeVentus69
    @SeVentus69 4 місяці тому +38

    Lyrics:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in a dungeon
    I swear to God I'm the Bang Paul
    Fool I'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't lovely
    I swear to God I'm the Bang Paul
    Or at least that's what I heard 😂

  • @xndy14
    @xndy14 3 роки тому +6834

    0% swearing
    0%drugs
    50% Kim Jong in the dungeon
    50% kitchen in the dungeon

    • @neonic3858
      @neonic3858 3 роки тому +214

      Perfectly balance

    • @nox8760
      @nox8760 3 роки тому +117

      @@neonic3858 as all things should be

    • @unknown.ben2006
      @unknown.ben2006 3 роки тому +42

      Kitchen in la sancho

    • @amatsu-ryu4067
      @amatsu-ryu4067 3 роки тому +37

      I can't unhear this now help

    • @zaqu837
      @zaqu837 3 роки тому +2

      25% I'm still gonna bang paul

  • @zhongxina7450
    @zhongxina7450 3 роки тому +50853

    +9999 social credit for listening to supreme leader's favorite song

    • @dreadpirateroberts3902
      @dreadpirateroberts3902 3 роки тому +2167

      bing chilling

    • @ra1d827
      @ra1d827 3 роки тому +647

      taiwan is a country, cry about it

    • @munkylover9280
      @munkylover9280 3 роки тому +2673

      @@ra1d827 -150000000000 SOCIAL CREDIT 👎😡😡👎👎👎👎👎👎

    • @SergeantMozz
      @SergeantMozz 3 роки тому +528

      ******** doesn't exist, cry about it.

    • @ra1d827
      @ra1d827 3 роки тому +719

      ​@@munkylover9280 I must attend my execution tomorrow, goodbye.

  • @krazedsg4286
    @krazedsg4286 3 роки тому +7473

    0% english
    0% swearing
    0% nudity
    100% fool i’m not touching you

    • @krazedsg4286
      @krazedsg4286 3 роки тому +43

      @MUHAMMAD AMSYAR BIN MOHD SAIZUL Moe a real banger

    • @rookie8084
      @rookie8084 3 роки тому +115

      And kitchen in the dungeon

    • @chrisdimovasilis3212
      @chrisdimovasilis3212 3 роки тому +17

      It actually is English

    • @chrisdimovasilis3212
      @chrisdimovasilis3212 3 роки тому +159

      Lyrics
      Ching Cheng Hanji
      Can't come here uhhhh
      Kim Jon Un in the danger
      I swear to god
      I bang Paul
      Fool I'm not touching you
      My mama wasn't love me
      I'm still gonna bang Paul

    • @soul6733
      @soul6733 3 роки тому +50

      Tom and Jerry are naked though.

  • @gytxtx
    @gytxtx 11 місяців тому +117

    非常好音乐,好的工作,这使我汤姆旋转,爱来自瓷器

    • @ashethelynx7618
      @ashethelynx7618 3 місяці тому +7

      +15 Social Credit 😊😊😅😅😅😅😂😂👍👍👍

  • @maomaomaimaimao
    @maomaomaimaimao 3 роки тому +42927

    Mao Zedong gaming: Im gaming ( the sun shines brightly as all is burnt to a crisp, all is lost as thy ones are devouring)

    • @ccv1929
      @ccv1929 3 роки тому +785

      Long live Jon Xina btw.

    • @Maxizag
      @Maxizag 3 роки тому +885

      Taiwan isnt an country right guys

    • @yoni6847
      @yoni6847 3 роки тому +865

      @@Maxizag青青三条覧度一芸月判。最問国判検離聖谷刊益晶亮中 😁👍👍 +1200000 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 青青三条覧度一芸月判。最問国判検離聖谷刊益庫知非足環辺覆久付置。育考角選着絶気紙紙稿

    • @King_ov_Automata
      @King_ov_Automata 3 роки тому +1221

      I won't let you take my number one spot The Wok

    • @maomaomaimaimao
      @maomaomaimaimao 3 роки тому +674

      @@King_ov_Automata NI[censired]

  • @hippybanana2608
    @hippybanana2608 3 роки тому +2776

    when Tom discovers he is 1 % Chinese

    • @Bigblack_6589
      @Bigblack_6589 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 роки тому +19

      and blind, and has a black friend that once had a condom stuck to his face

    • @inevitable2937
      @inevitable2937 3 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @bobesponja3702
      @bobesponja3702 3 роки тому +1

      @@JohnMkrv SA reference?

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 роки тому

      @@bobesponja3702 yeah

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 роки тому +55629

    humanities greatest achievement

  • @CaptSolaris.cts.77
    @CaptSolaris.cts.77 6 місяців тому +47

    I once put this song about 4 seconds in-class while playing kahoot. Everyone broke out of laughter and no one knew who it was😂😂

  • @dr.emmettbrown5345
    @dr.emmettbrown5345 3 роки тому +3262

    "If you want to defeat your enemy, just defeat yourself"
    Sun Tzu

    • @RealMFDanish
      @RealMFDanish 2 роки тому +17

      Doc brown how was in the past with your family?

    • @BurnPerimeter
      @BurnPerimeter 2 роки тому +14

      Thanks for the advice, Doc

    • @Cheetolord11
      @Cheetolord11 2 роки тому +12

      Hitler must of listened to sun tzu

    • @rld_shani3281
      @rld_shani3281 2 роки тому +1

      GREAT SCOTT

    • @mrj4082
      @mrj4082 2 роки тому +2

      Joe Biden tried but failed

  • @babalpoyolebih3343
    @babalpoyolebih3343 2 роки тому +6662

    "Kim Jong in the dungeon"
    Very understandable

  • @bubble4662
    @bubble4662 4 роки тому +4919

    I like the part when he turned around

    • @Mowdown
      @Mowdown 4 роки тому +57

      Where is that

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 4 роки тому +74

      @@Mowdown It's somewhere in the video I think.

    • @shaadow3242
      @shaadow3242 4 роки тому +48

      If u turn around u will find it

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 4 роки тому +16

      @@shaadow3242 Yep.

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 4 роки тому +7

      @Mr Pyro Oh. Strange.

  • @无元
    @无元 Рік тому +149

    非常好,视频使我的信用点旋转

    • @波兰球作者
      @波兰球作者 7 місяців тому +12

      社会信用点😂

    • @Fakeslimshady
      @Fakeslimshady 6 місяців тому +4

      我在北京

    • @GilZu
      @GilZu 6 місяців тому +15

      Now that's a real ching ching comment

    • @Fakeslimshady
      @Fakeslimshady 5 місяців тому +10

      @@GilZu bing chilling

    • @Lord_Genghis_Khan
      @Lord_Genghis_Khan 4 місяці тому

      Ming dynasty pussy got me actin unwise

  • @rjtp2552
    @rjtp2552 3 роки тому +5482

    Jokes aside, this song slaps harder than an Asian Mom finding out you got 99%

  • @Buttlord
    @Buttlord Рік тому +1523

    White moms after saying “namaste” in a Mexican restaurant:

  • @monzextreme
    @monzextreme 2 роки тому +18479

    Fun fact: if you skip 10 seconds the lyrics and tom spinning still connects

  • @corvuh2018
    @corvuh2018 3 роки тому +5086

    When you get an A on the Chinese history test.

  • @kanzler_novashock
    @kanzler_novashock 6 місяців тому +122

    %0 profanity
    %0 nudity
    %0 drugs
    %12.5 ching chen hanji
    %12.5 cant touch me at all
    %12.5 kitchen in the dungeon
    %12.5 i swear to god
    %12.5 i'm the bang paul
    %12.5 fool i'm not touching you
    %12.5 my mama wasn't love me at all
    %12.5 i'm still gonna be bang paul

  • @DuckJohnn
    @DuckJohnn 4 роки тому +2969

    - Kitchen in the dungeon
    - Hitler in the dungeon
    - Kim Jong in the danger

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 2 роки тому +3371

    "Every rotation gives me _power"._
    -The Wok

    • @vexxofficialaccount
      @vexxofficialaccount 2 роки тому +30

      It’s about time it’s about power we stay up and we devour

    • @silverprimus321boi9
      @silverprimus321boi9 2 роки тому +21

      Spin users in a nutshell

    • @kennygamr
      @kennygamr 2 роки тому +7

      @@vexxofficialaccount It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour

    • @neonvampire3844
      @neonvampire3844 2 роки тому +13

      Arigato Jairo

    • @samuraiboi2735
      @samuraiboi2735 2 роки тому +1

      Also the wok:Ive mastered my chinese language and listen to ching cheng hanji

  • @throwdown_gamer1306
    @throwdown_gamer1306 2 роки тому +5363

    Lyrics:
    Ginsheng Hottie
    Can't touch hero
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear it on the bank cow
    Fool man I'm watching you
    My momma wasn't lovely
    I swear it on the bank cow

    • @michaelgarcia5437
      @michaelgarcia5437 2 роки тому +545

      Is it kitchen in the dungeon or kim jong in the dungeon?

    • @throwdown_gamer1306
      @throwdown_gamer1306 2 роки тому +178

      @@michaelgarcia5437 Sounds more like kitchen in the dungeon

    • @michaelgarcia5437
      @michaelgarcia5437 2 роки тому +60

      Eh, it’s just what I heard and a lot of people heard

    • @ryxenOP
      @ryxenOP 2 роки тому +102

      Why when I read this did the song get 99999999x more better +-+

    • @anormalisaliena808
      @anormalisaliena808 2 роки тому +24

      @@michaelgarcia5437 it said Kim is in the dungeon

  • @lucasstdon9998
    @lucasstdon9998 8 місяців тому +351

    Who's here after "Don't Touch Her" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AFKBIN
    @AFKBIN 3 роки тому +42018

    holy this is my first time seeing 60fps on tom and jerry soooooooooo smooth... 😳

    • @AFKBIN
      @AFKBIN 3 роки тому +439

      @@hoidailou nahh you good

    • @mesory
      @mesory 3 роки тому +143

      @@AFKBIN i am cat

    • @torpejester
      @torpejester 3 роки тому +53

      my first time too
      its epic

    • @Bhgskeue
      @Bhgskeue 3 роки тому +30

      Hello Bin, didn't expect to see you here

    • @AFKBIN
      @AFKBIN 3 роки тому +75

      @@Bhgskeue well i do watch youtube lol XD

  • @isaiahcalzada2521
    @isaiahcalzada2521 4 роки тому +2510

    I just noticed Tom's ears rapidly move back and forth.

  • @miguelgodoy7201
    @miguelgodoy7201 3 роки тому +2431

    Adults: internet is so dangerous
    Also internet:

  • @ilcielorosso6074
    @ilcielorosso6074 8 місяців тому +40

    Don't touch Tom!

  • @michaelscott6965
    @michaelscott6965 3 роки тому +4293

    When you buy an iPhone and it has Play Store.

  • @polarbear2341
    @polarbear2341 3 роки тому +3649

    Mom: The internet is very dangerous.
    The internet:

  • @Aureus07
    @Aureus07 3 роки тому +1655

    Song: Chinese
    Comments: English
    Kitchen: in the dungeon

  • @RandomChannel69968
    @RandomChannel69968 7 місяців тому +121

    "INDIAN AUNTIE"
    "CAN'T AUNTIE AT ALL"
    "CHILDREN IN THE DUNGEON"
    "I SWEAR I GO TO BED NOW"
    "FOOL MAN IM TOUCHING YOU"
    "MY MAMA WASNT LOVELY"
    "I SWEAR I GO TO BED NOW"

  • @memeycorny7773
    @memeycorny7773 4 роки тому +19457

    Parents: Why do you need a 4K monitor?
    Me: Its complicated...

    • @bladewagon5230
      @bladewagon5230 4 роки тому +267

      @Unknown Anonymous my goals are beyond your understanding

    • @cascadeflims7261
      @cascadeflims7261 4 роки тому +32

      Memey Corny *laughs in ipad rentia which has 4k*

    • @soitoe
      @soitoe 4 роки тому +19

      69 likes

    • @soitoe
      @soitoe 4 роки тому +8

      damn it nvm

    • @hugoclarke3284
      @hugoclarke3284 4 роки тому +11

      drugs are bad, 4K?

  • @theblackestcat9679
    @theblackestcat9679 3 роки тому +2060

    Karens after they say "Konichiwa" to the Spanish waitress in the greek restaurant

    • @Balljw
      @Balljw 3 роки тому +129

      Americans when they say konichiwa to the Spanish waiter in the Italian restaurant in China on earth.

    • @SenTHR811
      @SenTHR811 3 роки тому +7

      Stolen

    • @Balljw
      @Balljw 3 роки тому +2

      Ok

    • @bigfat7z
      @bigfat7z 3 роки тому +10

      @@SenTHR811 sorry, but we do care

    • @cloed0ll
      @cloed0ll 3 роки тому +5

      @@SenTHR811 sorry, but we care

  • @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456
    @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 3 роки тому +2640

    *"In the future, humor will be randomly generated"*

  • @burninggames5773
    @burninggames5773 3 роки тому +2344

    When 迪克杀手 join your squad and wipes out the entire lobby:

    • @omarfahmy6448
      @omarfahmy6448 3 роки тому +30

      The fact that there is 69 likes makes it even more cursed

    • @jemko
      @jemko 3 роки тому +8

      @@omarfahmy6448 its on 96

    • @gurkeLP
      @gurkeLP 3 роки тому +80

      Translated its "Dick Killer"... Now, as a wise man once said, there are no coincidences...

    • @SoapMcCallister
      @SoapMcCallister 3 роки тому +46

      @@gurkeLP "There are no accidents"
      -Master Oogway

    • @SusBoy1903
      @SusBoy1903 3 роки тому +1

      @@jemko its now on 319

  • @justadog4065
    @justadog4065 3 роки тому +1903

    "What's your music taste"
    "You won't get it."

  • @cringesauce2203
    @cringesauce2203 4 роки тому +438

    POV : You're scrolling the down at the comments while a cat rotates on a record player with a record on it's head resembling some kind of Chinese hat and a mouse mad vibing off screen.

  • @zizej7151
    @zizej7151 Рік тому +33

    10 minutes of pure masterpiece

  • @aswinp5249
    @aswinp5249 3 роки тому +970

    Can we just take a moment of respect for Jerry for making this come to reality.

    • @GuideTerrarian
      @GuideTerrarian 3 роки тому +20

      +infinity Respect for Jerry

    • @inclipestgaming4807
      @inclipestgaming4807 3 роки тому +4

      Can I reach 460 subs today? Only 4 left.

    • @michael120.
      @michael120. 3 роки тому +21

      no i hate jerry he always wins and gives Tom a hard time if I ever see jerry irl i will stain the pavement with him

    • @aswinp5249
      @aswinp5249 3 роки тому

      @@michael120. omg lol haha

    • @indahningsih3556
      @indahningsih3556 3 роки тому

      @@michael120. yes, jerry kind of a jerk

  • @tinelaandrei2782
    @tinelaandrei2782 2 роки тому +3383

    "please stop quoting me, i didn't say that"
    -Sun Tzu, the art of war
    "first time?"
    -Mike Tyson

    • @micro11.
      @micro11. 2 роки тому +145

      "balls"
      -me

    • @shadowhandle
      @shadowhandle 2 роки тому +93

      @@micro11. nuts
      -candice

    • @tonythong5352
      @tonythong5352 2 роки тому +68

      “Humanity is a mistake”
      -Micheal Rodent

    • @ayusharyan8390
      @ayusharyan8390 2 роки тому +82

      @@tonythong5352 "And so are you"
      -Master Oogway

    • @Croscety
      @Croscety 2 роки тому +86

      Never gonna give you up
      - Rick Astley

  • @channel_no_longer_active
    @channel_no_longer_active 3 роки тому +2930

    When you take a dna test and find out you're 0.000000000000001% Chinese.

    • @inclipestgaming4807
      @inclipestgaming4807 3 роки тому +5

      Can I reach 460 subs today? Only 4 left...

    • @CaikTsu
      @CaikTsu 3 роки тому +13

      @@inclipestgaming4807 you’ve got 20 in 6 hours

    • @indahningsih3556
      @indahningsih3556 3 роки тому +5

      @@inclipestgaming4807 Right now, u got 491 sub

    • @bendy1nk
      @bendy1nk 3 роки тому +5

      When you its Chinese

    • @zahando4613
      @zahando4613 3 роки тому +9

      @@inclipestgaming4807 no

  • @darkflame1254
    @darkflame1254 6 місяців тому +14

    Best video to test my new 4K TV

  • @TimmhsBlog
    @TimmhsBlog 2 роки тому +4796

    "Jin Chen can't see"
    "Can't touch me at all"
    "Kitchen in the dungeon"
    "I swear I got the bank account"
    "Fool I'm not touching you"
    "My mama wasn't lovely"
    "I swear I'm going to downtown"

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 3 роки тому +1793

    When your IPhone is better because apple logo is not bitten.

  • @user-be7un7sp5q
    @user-be7un7sp5q 3 роки тому +2931

    How white mom's feel after saying "konichiwa" to the Korean waiter

    • @JubTTV
      @JubTTV 3 роки тому +158

      i have now achieved the *asian*

    • @BLLT-wz7fd
      @BLLT-wz7fd 3 роки тому +87

      In a Chinese restaurant

    • @pol1315
      @pol1315 3 роки тому +67

      @@BLLT-wz7fd In a city in Mexico

    • @p3el_
      @p3el_ 3 роки тому +11

      @Julian Sarno bay tbi nepeben eto? Am i having a stroke rn

    • @indranilbose9454
      @indranilbose9454 3 роки тому +3

      @ lmfao

  • @lastday9183
    @lastday9183 10 місяців тому +11

    In asia, the way it sings is from a stage performance actors, called Chang Da Xi “唱大戏”. The actors on stage need to do make up, some are black paint faces, some will do white paint faces. Usually they perform stories or tales about war and love. That's why the way it pronounces, is different from normal pronounce Mandarin, more like opera.

  • @TRIPLEHZIQ
    @TRIPLEHZIQ 3 роки тому +5076

    Fun fact:
    Skipping forward or backwards 10 seconds doesn't change the song at all

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 2 роки тому +18714

    How Karen thanks the German waiter at the Korean Restaurant in the US

    • @kyuzen6515
      @kyuzen6515 2 роки тому +364

      CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BOTS TO SPAM THE FCK OUT THE COMSEC

    • @Fryn1801
      @Fryn1801 2 роки тому +595

      Oh a verified comment, i will reply under it so i can get many likes
      But seriously get the hell away bots
      Some of u in the reply seems to not understand what i meant, i wasnt talking about the original commenter being a bot, i was talking about how some bot will reply under a verified comment to gain free clout

    • @mist3635
      @mist3635 2 роки тому +116

      She swears that she banged Paul?

    • @briangorham8502
      @briangorham8502 2 роки тому +36

      That is the meaning of international or global idk

    • @amolkumar6059
      @amolkumar6059 2 роки тому +24

      This is chinese isnt it?

  • @Saul-km6uc
    @Saul-km6uc 3 роки тому +2857

    Music teacher: every song has a meaning
    Me: yes, kitchen in the dungeon

    • @jonathan-zo9nh
      @jonathan-zo9nh 3 роки тому +142

      Kitchen in the dungeon,
      King jong in a dungeon,
      *Civil War*

    • @rosechan449
      @rosechan449 3 роки тому +22

      The comment above you was literally some guy explaining the song meaning lol

    • @NothingisGood7889
      @NothingisGood7889 3 роки тому +24

      Kim jong in the dungeon

    • @user-SombodysMelody
      @user-SombodysMelody 3 роки тому +7

      Kitchen in the dungeon! 👁️👄👁️

    • @azka273
      @azka273 3 роки тому +4

      Kitchen in dungeon XD!

  • @ReillyWang
    @ReillyWang 11 місяців тому +181

    I got sent to the principal's office for singing this in math class

    • @Sunkenballs12
      @Sunkenballs12 10 місяців тому

      Does your school hate chiggas? Why would they send you to the principle?

    • @o_o888
      @o_o888 10 місяців тому +26

      Ching Cheng hanji cant touch me at all kitchen in the dungeon I swear it on the black cow fool I’m not touching you my mama doesn’t love me I swear it on the black cow

    • @leonl9123
      @leonl9123 10 місяців тому +15

      Thats the harmless version, where he doesnt bang Paul@@o_o888

    • @rodrigghost
      @rodrigghost 12 днів тому

      Your grades may have decreased, but what really matters is that your social credit has increased

  • @vedawidyatmaka
    @vedawidyatmaka 3 роки тому +5250

    Lyrics i hear:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear to god i'm Bang Paul
    Fool i'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't love me
    I swear to god i'm Bang Paul

  • @syedasadkhalid5395
    @syedasadkhalid5395 2 роки тому +1516

    Tom grinding those social credits

    • @kioxu_
      @kioxu_ 2 роки тому +8

      Nice comment!
      Love from Taiwan 🇹🇼

    • @hytrel4392
      @hytrel4392 2 роки тому +25

      @@kioxu_ What the fuck is a taiwan

    • @Brejdu
      @Brejdu 2 роки тому +6

      He do be serving those 5 course meals under in the dungon with kin jong

    • @ranzen2269
      @ranzen2269 2 роки тому +15

      @@hytrel4392 +15 social credit

    • @MrIndestructible339
      @MrIndestructible339 2 роки тому +9

      @@hytrel4392 +100000000 social credit

  • @alejandrobonilla3049
    @alejandrobonilla3049 3 роки тому +3596

    When your mother says “arigato” to the italian waiter of a chinese restaurant in Germany

    • @greminboye
      @greminboye 3 роки тому +118

      The weird thing is that german and Spanish are more together than japanese

    • @thelivingdead1728
      @thelivingdead1728 3 роки тому +61

      @@greminboye Because they both are in the same language family duh.

    • @brudhaosas5970
      @brudhaosas5970 3 роки тому +10

      this not Japanese tho..

    • @alejandrobonilla3049
      @alejandrobonilla3049 3 роки тому +81

      @@brudhaosas5970 that’s the joke

    • @justanamezain3602
      @justanamezain3602 3 роки тому +8

      Herr Worldwide

  • @mrainbow112
    @mrainbow112 Рік тому +33

    I didn’t know I needed this in my life

  • @Ic3Valk
    @Ic3Valk 3 роки тому +7058

    POV: your listening to this not for memes but because it’s good

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 3 роки тому +6821

    Our generation's humor has regressed back to the 40's.

    • @zeltron2766
      @zeltron2766 3 роки тому +31

      Context? :$

    • @deepsoft7829
      @deepsoft7829 3 роки тому +332

      @@zeltron2766 it's a joke about the fact that Tom and Jerry started in 40's.

    • @leonidaszatchbell2122
      @leonidaszatchbell2122 3 роки тому +205

      Our generations humour is random.

    • @SnakeLee1
      @SnakeLee1 3 роки тому +342

      Regressed? We have regained and progressed back to perfection

    • @theultimatemadman1126
      @theultimatemadman1126 3 роки тому +41

      Humor has never changed

  • @Bonkify69
    @Bonkify69 3 роки тому +625

    When your DNA says that you're 0.001% Chinese

    • @xidam8254
      @xidam8254 3 роки тому +5

      my Dna has a little bit of chinese heritage but im not chinese

    • @No-pp4pu
      @No-pp4pu 3 роки тому +4

      @@xidam8254 bro it's a joke

    • @xidam8254
      @xidam8254 3 роки тому +6

      @@No-pp4pu yah i know because my cousin typed that reply not me

    • @abiranam70
      @abiranam70 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated

    • @abiranam70
      @abiranam70 3 роки тому +1

      Are you online

  • @mootoo2275
    @mootoo2275 3 роки тому +537

    Me after eating with chopsticks:

  • @rashid1819
    @rashid1819 3 роки тому +1342

    Karen's after say "hola" to the french waiter in the Italian restaurant.

  • @wasteman6069
    @wasteman6069 4 роки тому +4712

    If a joke like this was made on childerens television nowadays there would be lawsuits

    • @kalebsci
      @kalebsci 4 роки тому +547

      people would say its racism and whine about it

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 4 роки тому +302

      @@kalebsci nah they just need to make the song from a popular k-pop group

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 4 роки тому +231

      kalebsci i mean it _is_ pretty racist

    • @prestongarvey2599
      @prestongarvey2599 4 роки тому +443

      @@Person-lk1vs yes but there's a difference between blatant racism and funny racism
      nobody likes blatant racism
      with funny racism, even the people its making the joke against laugh

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 4 роки тому +61

      Preston Garvey well in this case, it is blatant racism

  • @Kerker-Mario
    @Kerker-Mario 8 місяців тому +19

    Im taiwanese, and im so grateful to the musicians from the West to rearrange this melody with their expertise and post it on UA-cam so that i can enjoy such a wonderful art piece

    • @Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu
      @Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu 8 місяців тому +2

      China is the most visited country in the world. I don't see anyone going to your country.

    • @Kerker-Mario
      @Kerker-Mario 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu dont bullshit, dear Chinese! Look at your empty airports in Beijing and Shanghai! The fact is only African guys go to china now for some wild and free fun hahaha!

    • @virtualcynical8515
      @virtualcynical8515 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu
      If China is the Most Visited Country in the World, why is it never on anyone's mind as a Holiday Destination?
      I'm British, and we usually go to Europe like France, Greece, ect.
      Sometimes America, Sometimes Japan, but they're all rare choices, and if we go more exotic than that, maybe India, Norway, or Possibly Mexico or Cuba.
      I have not met a Single Person EVER who has wanted to go to China.

    • @Galapheus
      @Galapheus 8 місяців тому

      @@Kerker-Marioyou clearly haven’t visited China, or gone through passport control 😂

    • @Galapheus
      @Galapheus 8 місяців тому +1

      @@virtualcynical8515It’s too bad, they are missing out 🤣, I know plenty of people who have been to China and worked there as foreigners so your friends group must be small

  • @TestSubject-vv1kn
    @TestSubject-vv1kn 3 роки тому +965

    After Watching this loop for a while, I just noticed that tom's ears are teleporting around

  • @flipygmd
    @flipygmd 3 роки тому +1857

    WI-FI password be like:

    • @christianramos5609
      @christianramos5609 3 роки тому +41

      More like :what is on the back of the router

    • @fate_kobus1022
      @fate_kobus1022 3 роки тому +3

      :D

    • @yubully9356
      @yubully9356 3 роки тому +3

      Ye lol

    • @wooshmeifurgay7452
      @wooshmeifurgay7452 3 роки тому +7

      Then the wifi password is easy I can spell it out easily. Cheng ching hanji don't touch me at all kitchen in the dungeon I swear to god I am the bang paul fool I am not touching you my mama would have loved me I swear to god that I am the bang paul

    • @generalharper6361
      @generalharper6361 3 роки тому

      @@wooshmeifurgay7452 paul seems uh, bad ?

  • @zah7537
    @zah7537 3 роки тому +2897

    Ching Chen hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear to god
    I'm the Bang Paul
    Fool I'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't love me at all
    But I'm going to still be a Bang Paul

  • @Temprest_The_Tornado
    @Temprest_The_Tornado 23 дні тому +2

    Replaced romanized lyrics:
    “CHING CHENG HANJI”
    “CAN’T TOUCH ME AT ALL”
    “KIM JONG IN THE DUNGEON”
    (fast) “I SWEAR I GOT THE BANK ACCOUNT”
    (fast) “FOOL I WANT NO PUSH ME DO I”
    (fast)“MY MOM WASN’T LOVELY”
    (fast)“I SWEAR I GOT THE BANK ACCOUNT”

  • @oskarpolanski3152
    @oskarpolanski3152 3 роки тому +797

    Nobody:
    mid-2000s car games when you choose your car:

  • @Dc-pm2hi
    @Dc-pm2hi 3 роки тому +760

    Chinese kids when they get another A+ on a test be like

    • @ceooflettuce8768
      @ceooflettuce8768 3 роки тому +61

      Chinese kids when they cure cancer to be accepted to a college

    • @xianlieh
      @xianlieh 3 роки тому +2

      today we live

    • @TobyJones69
      @TobyJones69 3 роки тому +8

      Chinese kids when they pass you kung flu

    • @SarahW2
      @SarahW2 3 роки тому

      these white kids can’t even 800 usd - 8 , and they talking shit about us, fr it’s you guys that said don’t judge a book by it’s cover, Smh

    • @Dc-pm2hi
      @Dc-pm2hi 3 роки тому +5

      @@SarahW2 I'm not white😕

  • @omarmoukhalleati8686
    @omarmoukhalleati8686 3 роки тому +1359

    3 questions that can’t be answered by science:
    1. Where is the kitchen in the dungeon?
    2. Why is this video 10minutes long?
    3. Why did I watch the full video?

    • @omarmoukhalleati8686
      @omarmoukhalleati8686 3 роки тому +5

      @Complex Faker i wonder :(

    • @goatamatix894
      @goatamatix894 3 роки тому +4

      Wonder we do

    • @brady7676
      @brady7676 3 роки тому

      Copied

    • @omarmoukhalleati8686
      @omarmoukhalleati8686 3 роки тому +3

      @@brady7676 don’t expose me😖(it’s not)

    • @trinitrojack
      @trinitrojack 3 роки тому +4

      The first one is self explanatory. The kitchen is in the dungeon. If you are asking where the dungeon is, now that's a different story...
      The dungeon is in your heart.

  • @mohsensali1469
    @mohsensali1469 10 місяців тому +9

    Listening to this legendary banger instead of studying electromagnetics💯🔥🔥

  • @bluchickenstudios9957
    @bluchickenstudios9957 3 роки тому +3462

    Other people: This is offensive to Asians
    My Asian brain: Lmao cat go spin

    • @ANONYMOUS-it1ku
      @ANONYMOUS-it1ku 3 роки тому +26

      😂😂

    • @devilh0urr569
      @devilh0urr569 3 роки тому +207

      As a fellow Asian, yes haha cat go brrrrrrr

    • @RodrigoMacielCosta
      @RodrigoMacielCosta 3 роки тому +110

      "noo, you cant make asian cartoon jokes"

    • @TNoob69
      @TNoob69 3 роки тому +32

      No this is Patrick

    • @abigmonkey4606
      @abigmonkey4606 3 роки тому +48

      Us asians be vibing to the song doe I don’t why would they think it’s offensive to us

  • @oouje
    @oouje 3 роки тому +1121

    *LYRICS:*
    Keeping on the, ten town
    She'll know...
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear it on the black cow
    Fool, I'm not touching you
    I don't know what the hardly
    I swear it on the black cow...

    • @biswajitnath804
      @biswajitnath804 3 роки тому +40

      Most accurate 👍👍

    • @azreil1567
      @azreil1567 3 роки тому +8

      WATDAHEL? HAHAHA

    • @doomguy8718
      @doomguy8718 3 роки тому +14

      Truly a masterpiece

    • @A-98723
      @A-98723 3 роки тому +25

      I can't unhear it now lol

    • @Cl4tch
      @Cl4tch 3 роки тому +17

      honestly just wowi cant believe this is more accurate than the others versions ur iq is just wow like big brain energy u mustve drank sunny d i just cant explain this lyric its gonna make me cry.

  • @Ichiyobikuro
    @Ichiyobikuro 3 роки тому +1082

    "hey where do you cook your food?"
    "the kitchen in the dungeon."

    • @moazcheese5126
      @moazcheese5126 3 роки тому +7

      underrated comment

    • @mxshpxtt
      @mxshpxtt 3 роки тому +13

      Kim jong in the dungeon

    • @naruz4k389
      @naruz4k389 3 роки тому +3

      And Tom is the food on the microwave.

    • @Chorizo727
      @Chorizo727 3 роки тому +2

      @@mxshpxtt kitchen in the dungeon

    • @mxshpxtt
      @mxshpxtt 3 роки тому +1

      @@Chorizo727 Kim jong

  • @matheussampaio1529
    @matheussampaio1529 7 місяців тому +13

    How's this song racist? This slaps

    • @jonathanliu7999
      @jonathanliu7999 7 місяців тому

      The English translation is bait.😅

  • @ombremort6071
    @ombremort6071 3 роки тому +347

    This video: 2160p
    My monitor: 1080p
    My internet: 360p
    My eyes without glasses: 144p

    • @ageribalkissoon2426
      @ageribalkissoon2426 3 роки тому

      Damm you can only watch this at 576p

    • @ombremort6071
      @ombremort6071 3 роки тому +8

      @@ageribalkissoon2426 Well technically, even though my monitor is 1080p, there is an option for 4k, so I _can_ technically watch it in 2160p, but can afford only 360p

    • @ageribalkissoon2426
      @ageribalkissoon2426 3 роки тому

      @@ombremort6071 dammm🤣😂

    • @w4wz
      @w4wz 3 роки тому

      i bought a 4k tv and gamer router just so i can watch this in 4k

    • @luca3611
      @luca3611 3 роки тому

      @@w4wz thats tuff

  • @Floeh
    @Floeh 2 роки тому +1641

    "if you think you're useless,
    you are"
    - Sun Tzu

    • @Emel_unlegit
      @Emel_unlegit 2 роки тому +36

      'The fool who thinks is vastly infirior of the individual eating lego'
      Sun Tzu, art of war

    • @oofbruh6149
      @oofbruh6149 2 роки тому +22

      @@Emel_unlegit who are u
      - moon tzu war of art

    • @Emel_unlegit
      @Emel_unlegit 2 роки тому +17

      @@oofbruh6149 not you
      -Sun Uzt art war of

    • @thecringegod1266
      @thecringegod1266 2 роки тому +4

      100 th like

    • @ZeroIdeas9000
      @ZeroIdeas9000 2 роки тому +3

      "Wow"
      -Sun Tzu the art of war

  • @roberrdawn24
    @roberrdawn24 3 роки тому +1708

    This is a certified +9999999999 social credit moment.

    • @rayan2good
      @rayan2good 2 роки тому +25

      @@justanappleintheinternet6480 No

    • @reIatedcontent
      @reIatedcontent 2 роки тому +3

      @@justanappleintheinternet6480 What's Taiwan?

    • @AoiHeartStranger
      @AoiHeartStranger 2 роки тому +7

      @@justanappleintheinternet6480 yes

    • @cactus723
      @cactus723 2 роки тому +27

      @@AoiHeartStranger -300000 social credit 🤮🤮🤮🤮😭😭😭🔫 execute on October 25 2021

    • @AoiHeartStranger
      @AoiHeartStranger 2 роки тому +3

      @@cactus723 😳😳😳😳😳😢😢😢😢😢☹☹☹☹☹

  • @anneocampo1815
    @anneocampo1815 6 місяців тому +6

    "Fool im not touching you","you mama wasn't love you","Cant touch me at all" and "kitchen in the dungeon" is the stuff I cannot unhear

    • @elijahsmall5873
      @elijahsmall5873 2 місяці тому

      Lol. I hear it and now I won’t be able to unhear it. 😂

  • @shiabea
    @shiabea 3 роки тому +5518

    1940: is funny
    2010: racist
    2020: is funny

    • @Huxley_Day
      @Huxley_Day 3 роки тому +489

      2010's were awful. People overreacted over everything.

    • @Adamstankevitch
      @Adamstankevitch 3 роки тому +422

      @@Huxley_Day I know right? In school I would get called racist for saying the word "Black"

    • @isaiahdaniels5643
      @isaiahdaniels5643 3 роки тому +159

      @@Huxley_Day Oh yeah, nothing like right now when entire countries lock down because 3 people had a stuffy nose.

    • @raystxxr
      @raystxxr 3 роки тому +145

      @@Huxley_Day now there are snowflakes in 2020 :(

    • @heatseeker9573
      @heatseeker9573 3 роки тому +101

      @@Huxley_Day They never stopped, and probably reported this video

  • @tidepod10yearsago97
    @tidepod10yearsago97 3 роки тому +608

    Hacker: I can access any Wi-Fi passwords
    The password:

  • @Michael_Sangworth
    @Michael_Sangworth 3 роки тому +3627

    People watching this joke in Tom and Jerry: "This is racist! This won't age well in the 21st century"
    2020:

  • @Bird-w7f
    @Bird-w7f 9 місяців тому +5

    Social credit is flowing through my nervous system after watching this

  • @umapessoaaleatoria3463
    @umapessoaaleatoria3463 4 роки тому +3042

    Lyrics:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear the God
    I'm the Bang Paul
    Fool I'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't love me at all
    I'm still gonna Bang Paul

  • @sireggmond7101
    @sireggmond7101 3 роки тому +751

    When the coronavirus ends the world, this song will play in the credits

  • @lomaster8257
    @lomaster8257 3 роки тому +539

    Chinese: unblock UA-cam
    UA-cam trends:

    • @smcvanic340
      @smcvanic340 3 роки тому +6

      @@frostholl NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

    • @cloudysoup9056
      @cloudysoup9056 3 роки тому +2

      @@frostholl this time forever

    • @solelgammal
      @solelgammal 3 роки тому

      @@frostholl Blocks UA-cam for ♾

    • @Chs3__1234
      @Chs3__1234 3 роки тому

      @@cloudysoup9056 😆😆

    • @cloudysoup9056
      @cloudysoup9056 3 роки тому

      @@ArthoGamer nope!!! Block UA-cam = Ban VPN. they try everything to make their people not to access UA-cam

  • @zentumaisle5925
    @zentumaisle5925 8 місяців тому +81

    Came after the Mr.K incident. As a Hongkonger I think this is a lovely song. Everything is "racist" if you are sensitive.

    • @loot6
      @loot6 7 місяців тому +6

      In reality this is no more racist than Groundskeeper Willy in the Simpsons.

  • @saltylmao
    @saltylmao 4 роки тому +571

    Me changing the quality to 144p
    *"Reality can be whatever I want"*

    • @sonny3703
      @sonny3703 4 роки тому +15

      Damn bro you got the whole universe gasping for air from laughing too hard because of your award winning hilarious comment

    • @dunkeysss4716
      @dunkeysss4716 4 роки тому +58

      @@sonny3703 bruh whats your problem, i still find the comment funny. stop being a dick.

    • @thecoolring6431
      @thecoolring6431 4 роки тому +27

      @@dunkeysss4716 you made it even funnier lol

    • @crystal_4236
      @crystal_4236 4 роки тому +4

      My wifi: fine ill do it myself

    • @takashimizutani1808
      @takashimizutani1808 4 роки тому +4

      @@sonny3703 damn bro you're so cool and funny for making a damn bro reply

  • @iamdark1117
    @iamdark1117 3 роки тому +1989

    0% nudes
    0% drugs
    0% money
    50% kim jong in the dungeon
    25% indian auntie
    25% can't touch me at all