Tom Ching Cheng Hanji, but 4K 60fps

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  • @hyperdarksonic7151
    @hyperdarksonic7151 4 роки тому +27716

    So are we not gonna talk about how Tom and Jerry running in 60fps is so surreal yet so beautiful?

  • @mcribs4704
    @mcribs4704 3 роки тому +6702

    "Don't listen to Sun Tzu. Mans cappin."
    - Zhong Xina

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 4 роки тому +56425

    humanities greatest achievement

  • @Canuckle19
    @Canuckle19 Рік тому +855

    Basically the lyrics is about a thirty-two-year-old heroine going to sue the emperor’s son-in-law, because he is actually her husband. The man concealed his marital status and married the princess.
    近前看其詳上寫着
    (Jin qian kan qi xiang shang xie zhe)
    Going up close and see it wrote
    秦香蓮年三十二歲
    (Qing xiang lian na san shi er sui)
    Qing Xiang Lian is 32 years old
    那狀告當朝驸馬郎
    (Na zhuang gao dang chao fu ma lang)
    Is suing the Princess' husband
    他欺君王啊瞞皇上
    (ta qi jun wang ah man huang shang)
    He lied to the king and concealed from the emporer
    那悔婚男兒招東床
    (Na hui hun nan er zhao dong chuang)
    That he betrayed his marriage and married the princess

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 10 місяців тому +41

      I wonder where they got the sample from. Cuz all versions I have seen on youtube are super agressive on how they read these lines, not the chill atitude the sample has.

    • @dixonj41
      @dixonj41 10 місяців тому +9

      If I'm not mistaken it's from "If You Feel My Love (Chaow Mix)" ​@icecold1805

    • @Fakeslimshady
      @Fakeslimshady 10 місяців тому +37

      no its Ching Cheng Hanji

    • @Fireballun
      @Fireballun 9 місяців тому

      @@dixonj41I thought it's Dehao Zhang - Ching Chang Hon Chi

    • @RedSpade37
      @RedSpade37 8 місяців тому +19

      Thanks for this, because I thought the singer was going to "bang Paul in his Kitchen-Dungeon"

  • @dexterdt-minecraft6666
    @dexterdt-minecraft6666 4 роки тому +6888

    "guy with headphones walks in with a Serious face"
    What he's listening to:

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 4 роки тому +116

      i am listening to this music while walking to school/different places. It's a masterpiece for me

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 4 роки тому +51

      unironically for once

    • @cobratali
      @cobratali 4 роки тому +24

      I prefer Gachimuchi remixes

    • @dustmitesp8766
      @dustmitesp8766 4 роки тому +13

      @@cobratali legend

    • @noname-mr4xu
      @noname-mr4xu 4 роки тому +5

      thats kinda me

  • @lahar2412
    @lahar2412 4 роки тому +31973

    this looks like a secret boss in Cuphead.

    • @khodis2002
      @khodis2002 4 роки тому +604

      This could be top comment

    • @nyanzan9568
      @nyanzan9568 4 роки тому +54

      Yea....

    • @zam50
      @zam50 4 роки тому +53

      It probably is

    • @D00DM00D
      @D00DM00D 4 роки тому +22

      GOD

    • @Zactipus
      @Zactipus 4 роки тому +30

      No NO NONONONO MY BRAAAINNNN NOOO

  • @maomaomaimaimao
    @maomaomaimaimao 3 роки тому +43247

    Mao Zedong gaming: Im gaming ( the sun shines brightly as all is burnt to a crisp, all is lost as thy ones are devouring)

    • @ccv1929
      @ccv1929 3 роки тому +785

      Long live Jon Xina btw.

    • @Maxizag
      @Maxizag 3 роки тому +889

      Taiwan isnt an country right guys

    • @yoni6847
      @yoni6847 3 роки тому +864

      @@Maxizag青青三条覧度一芸月判。最問国判検離聖谷刊益晶亮中 😁👍👍 +1200000 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 青青三条覧度一芸月判。最問国判検離聖谷刊益庫知非足環辺覆久付置。育考角選着絶気紙紙稿

    • @King_ov_Automata
      @King_ov_Automata 3 роки тому +1222

      I won't let you take my number one spot The Wok

    • @maomaomaimaimao
      @maomaomaimaimao 3 роки тому +674

      @@King_ov_Automata NI[censired]

  • @SeVentus69
    @SeVentus69 8 місяців тому +287

    Lyrics:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in a dungeon
    I swear to God I'm the Bang Paul
    Fool I'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't lovely
    I swear to God I'm the Bang Paul
    Or at least that's what I heard 😂

    • @mehmet--2000
      @mehmet--2000 5 місяців тому +4

      😅

    • @RAGING_BONER
      @RAGING_BONER 3 місяці тому +8

      Why can’t I hear the “my mama wasn’t lovely” everybody says it. But no matter how much I listen I just can’t hear. It sounds nothing like that. Help

    • @Skeleton_master12
      @Skeleton_master12 2 місяці тому +5

      Bro you typed the right lyrics i can hear them

    • @클보보틀
      @클보보틀 2 місяці тому +2

      ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @Aglassofwater78
      @Aglassofwater78 Місяць тому

      Ur deaf​@@RAGING_BONER
      Jk

  • @zhongxina7450
    @zhongxina7450 3 роки тому +52820

    +9999 social credit for listening to supreme leader's favorite song

    • @dreadpirateroberts3902
      @dreadpirateroberts3902 3 роки тому +2261

      bing chilling

    • @ra1d827
      @ra1d827 3 роки тому +643

      taiwan is a country, cry about it

    • @munkylover9280
      @munkylover9280 3 роки тому +2712

      @@ra1d827 -150000000000 SOCIAL CREDIT 👎😡😡👎👎👎👎👎👎

    • @ra1d827
      @ra1d827 3 роки тому +716

      ​@@munkylover9280 I must attend my execution tomorrow, goodbye.

    • @munkylover9280
      @munkylover9280 3 роки тому +1303

      @Purple Guy +15 Social credit 👍👍👍😎☺☺☺

  • @BlastoiseMaster
    @BlastoiseMaster 4 роки тому +10583

    Psychologists: “All of your dreams have meaning.”
    My dreams:

    • @Test-bg6pm
      @Test-bg6pm 4 роки тому +115

      you are the forst one to make me laugh, here is a like

    • @memestealer1
      @memestealer1 4 роки тому +65

      ching cheng hanji

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 4 роки тому +35

      it means you're doing better than expected

    • @Sidharth_V_Jain
      @Sidharth_V_Jain 4 роки тому +11

      @fanis 920 hmmmm

    • @hozakari5067
      @hozakari5067 4 роки тому +5

      ive had sex dreams it felt so real but usually my dreams r something random but pretty much always with action

  • @graf
    @graf 4 роки тому +23235

    lyrics:
    近前看其詳上寫著
    秦香蓮年三十二歲那狀告當朝
    駙馬郎欺君王瞞皇上
    那悔婚男兒招東床

    • @mr.gotling1210
      @mr.gotling1210 4 роки тому +5681

      Understandable,✌
      have a nice day

    • @Ariidayo
      @Ariidayo 4 роки тому +3057

      Understandable,✌
      have a nice day

    • @buzownik
      @buzownik 4 роки тому +771

      gdy probujesz byc smieszny ale wychodzi cringe jak zawsze :(

    • @Rand0m1nance
      @Rand0m1nance 4 роки тому +1351

      ununderstandable
      but have a nice day tho

    • @032_ritiksati7
      @032_ritiksati7 4 роки тому +792

      Understandable
      Have a nice day ✌️

  • @kanzler_novashock
    @kanzler_novashock 10 місяців тому +211

    %0 profanity
    %0 nudity
    %0 drugs
    %12.5 ching chen hanji
    %12.5 cant touch me at all
    %12.5 kitchen in the dungeon
    %12.5 i swear to god
    %12.5 i'm the bang paul
    %12.5 fool i'm not touching you
    %12.5 my mama wasn't love me at all
    %12.5 i'm still gonna be bang paul

  • @tomchinchenghanji2633
    @tomchinchenghanji2633 4 роки тому +7049

    When he said "kitchen in the dungeon", bro, I felt that.

  • @realdawgg420
    @realdawgg420 3 роки тому +7986

    “To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.”
    - Sun Tzu

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 роки тому +4131

    Jerry is just vibing off-screen

  • @CaptSolaris.cts.77
    @CaptSolaris.cts.77 10 місяців тому +99

    I once put this song about 4 seconds in-class while playing kahoot. Everyone broke out of laughter and no one knew who it was😂😂

  • @memeycorny7773
    @memeycorny7773 4 роки тому +19492

    Parents: Why do you need a 4K monitor?
    Me: Its complicated...

    • @bladewagon5230
      @bladewagon5230 4 роки тому +267

      @Unknown Anonymous my goals are beyond your understanding

    • @cascadeflims7261
      @cascadeflims7261 4 роки тому +32

      Memey Corny *laughs in ipad rentia which has 4k*

    • @soitoe
      @soitoe 4 роки тому +19

      69 likes

    • @soitoe
      @soitoe 4 роки тому +8

      damn it nvm

    • @hugoclarke3284
      @hugoclarke3284 4 роки тому +11

      drugs are bad, 4K?

  • @Kijokobodo79
    @Kijokobodo79 4 роки тому +13110

    0% english
    0% swearing
    100% kitchen in the dungeon

  • @xndy14
    @xndy14 3 роки тому +6947

    0% swearing
    0%drugs
    50% Kim Jong in the dungeon
    50% kitchen in the dungeon

    • @neonic3858
      @neonic3858 3 роки тому +216

      Perfectly balance

    • @nox8760
      @nox8760 3 роки тому +120

      @@neonic3858 as all things should be

    • @unknown.ben2006
      @unknown.ben2006 3 роки тому +42

      Kitchen in la sancho

    • @amatsu-ryu4067
      @amatsu-ryu4067 3 роки тому +36

      I can't unhear this now help

    • @zaqu837
      @zaqu837 3 роки тому +2

      25% I'm still gonna bang paul

  • @darkflame1254
    @darkflame1254 10 місяців тому +58

    Best video to test my new 4K TV

  • @AFKBIN
    @AFKBIN 4 роки тому +42000

    holy this is my first time seeing 60fps on tom and jerry soooooooooo smooth... 😳

    • @AFKBIN
      @AFKBIN 4 роки тому +438

      @@hoidailou nahh you good

    • @mesory
      @mesory 4 роки тому +143

      @@AFKBIN i am cat

    • @torpejester
      @torpejester 4 роки тому +53

      my first time too
      its epic

    • @Bhgskeue
      @Bhgskeue 4 роки тому +30

      Hello Bin, didn't expect to see you here

    • @AFKBIN
      @AFKBIN 4 роки тому +75

      @@Bhgskeue well i do watch youtube lol XD

  • @9nRyu
    @9nRyu 3 роки тому +3698

    I like the fact that even you skip it 10s the lyrics still connected.

  • @p.b.5870
    @p.b.5870 4 роки тому +9711

    Cant unhear the "kitchen in the dungeon"

    • @cybertar
      @cybertar 4 роки тому +795

      Also "I swear to god i will bang paul"

    • @shook3332
      @shook3332 4 роки тому +544

      CyberTar also “Fool man I’m not touching you”

    • @tofu5734
      @tofu5734 4 роки тому +372

      Kim jong in the dungeon

    • @grizby2
      @grizby2 4 роки тому +610

      "ching cheng hanji
      shes strong she knew
      kitchen in the dungeon
      i swear to god i'll bang pow(paul?)
      fool man im not touching you
      "and now i want coffee mug
      swear im gonna bang pow"

    • @thenormalizer532
      @thenormalizer532 4 роки тому +110

      Children in the dungeon

  • @giridharpavan1592
    @giridharpavan1592 2 місяці тому +23

    i always come back to this

    • @MohamedRynx8
      @MohamedRynx8 2 місяці тому +1

      Same I love watching this

    • @Bigtimersh5
      @Bigtimersh5 5 годин тому

      I love just listening to this…

  • @rjtp2552
    @rjtp2552 4 роки тому +5522

    Jokes aside, this song slaps harder than an Asian Mom finding out you got 99%

  • @hippybanana2608
    @hippybanana2608 3 роки тому +2826

    when Tom discovers he is 1 % Chinese

    • @Bigblack_6589
      @Bigblack_6589 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 роки тому +19

      and blind, and has a black friend that once had a condom stuck to his face

    • @inevitable2937
      @inevitable2937 3 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment

    • @bobesponja3702
      @bobesponja3702 3 роки тому +1

      @@JohnMkrv SA reference?

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 роки тому

      @@bobesponja3702 yeah

  • @dr.emmettbrown5345
    @dr.emmettbrown5345 3 роки тому +3317

    "If you want to defeat your enemy, just defeat yourself"
    Sun Tzu

    • @RealMFDanish
      @RealMFDanish 3 роки тому +17

      Doc brown how was in the past with your family?

    • @BurnPerimeter
      @BurnPerimeter 3 роки тому +14

      Thanks for the advice, Doc

    • @Cheetolord11
      @Cheetolord11 3 роки тому +12

      Hitler must of listened to sun tzu

    • @rld_shani3281
      @rld_shani3281 3 роки тому +1

      GREAT SCOTT

    • @mrj4082
      @mrj4082 3 роки тому +2

      Joe Biden tried but failed

  • @Abudzin
    @Abudzin 18 днів тому +11

    Memes aside, this is a really beautiful piece of culture. I did some quick digging and apparently this song comes from an opera about a guy from imperial China who was an absolute G I G A C H A D.
    So basically this opera is a story told from POV of this guy named *Bao Zheng* - he was a judge/politician in the 11th century imperial China who was very well known for his honesty and righteousness. He even introduced some changes in the legal system so that he could aid people better, and he was going as far as defending peasants or other people of lower status against injustice or corruption, which basically made him a living legend.
    Not only that, he was also pursuing other corrupt politicians who took briberies or derelicted their duties and he was kicking them out of office.
    But it doesn't end there - at some point he became the Minister of Finance of the entire goddamn Imperial China! Despite that, he lead a very modest life and basically lived like a commoner. He became so well known for his uprightness and justice that he was nicknamed "Justice Bao" and was said to be an incarnation of some gods, like Yama who was the highest judge of souls in the afterlife, or Wenquxing the Astral God of Civil Arts.
    And that's still not all... Despite his rule which other wealthy people found controversial, he had no attempts at his life (at least none recorded) and lived well into his 60s. He died peacefully of old age, and apparently on his death bed he gave a warning to his family that if any of his descendants commit bribery they will be kicked out of the house and they won't be buried in the family tomb. As just in death, as he was in life...
    Also, his lineage continues till this day - one of his youngest descendants was born in 1991. Crazy, huh?
    Man, the things you can learn from memes...

  • @babalpoyolebih3343
    @babalpoyolebih3343 3 роки тому +6691

    "Kim Jong in the dungeon"
    Very understandable

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 3 роки тому +3392

    "Every rotation gives me _power"._
    -The Wok

    • @vexxofficialaccount
      @vexxofficialaccount 3 роки тому +30

      It’s about time it’s about power we stay up and we devour

    • @silverprimus321boi9
      @silverprimus321boi9 3 роки тому +21

      Spin users in a nutshell

    • @kennygamr
      @kennygamr 3 роки тому +7

      @@vexxofficialaccount It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour

    • @neonvampire3844
      @neonvampire3844 3 роки тому +13

      Arigato Jairo

    • @Founderschannel123
      @Founderschannel123 3 роки тому +1

      Also the wok:Ive mastered my chinese language and listen to ching cheng hanji

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 3 роки тому +18811

    How Karen thanks the German waiter at the Korean Restaurant in the US

    • @kyuzen6515
      @kyuzen6515 3 роки тому +363

      CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BOTS TO SPAM THE FCK OUT THE COMSEC

    • @Zycoriz
      @Zycoriz 3 роки тому +598

      Oh a verified comment, i will reply under it so i can get many likes
      But seriously get the hell away bots
      Some of u in the reply seems to not understand what i meant, i wasnt talking about the original commenter being a bot, i was talking about how some bot will reply under a verified comment to gain free clout

    • @mist3635
      @mist3635 3 роки тому +116

      She swears that she banged Paul?

    • @briangorham8502
      @briangorham8502 3 роки тому +36

      That is the meaning of international or global idk

    • @amolkumar6059
      @amolkumar6059 3 роки тому +24

      This is chinese isnt it?

  • @anneocampo1815
    @anneocampo1815 10 місяців тому +9

    "Fool im not touching you","you mama wasn't love you","Cant touch me at all" and "kitchen in the dungeon" is the stuff I cannot unhear

    • @elijahsmall5873
      @elijahsmall5873 6 місяців тому

      Lol. I hear it and now I won’t be able to unhear it. 😂

  • @michaelscott6965
    @michaelscott6965 4 роки тому +4338

    When you buy an iPhone and it has Play Store.

  • @monzextreme
    @monzextreme 3 роки тому +18496

    Fun fact: if you skip 10 seconds the lyrics and tom spinning still connects

  • @krazedsg4286
    @krazedsg4286 4 роки тому +7551

    0% english
    0% swearing
    0% nudity
    100% fool i’m not touching you

    • @krazedsg4286
      @krazedsg4286 4 роки тому +44

      @MUHAMMAD AMSYAR BIN MOHD SAIZUL Moe a real banger

    • @rookie8084
      @rookie8084 4 роки тому +117

      And kitchen in the dungeon

    • @chrisdimovasilis3212
      @chrisdimovasilis3212 4 роки тому +18

      It actually is English

    • @chrisdimovasilis3212
      @chrisdimovasilis3212 4 роки тому +158

      Lyrics
      Ching Cheng Hanji
      Can't come here uhhhh
      Kim Jon Un in the danger
      I swear to god
      I bang Paul
      Fool I'm not touching you
      My mama wasn't love me
      I'm still gonna bang Paul

    • @soul6733
      @soul6733 4 роки тому +51

      Tom and Jerry are naked though.

  • @shoeeater4235
    @shoeeater4235 4 місяці тому +5

    this was my alarm during senior year and now anytime I hear it it's like a flashbang

  • @tinelaandrei2782
    @tinelaandrei2782 3 роки тому +3402

    "please stop quoting me, i didn't say that"
    -Sun Tzu, the art of war
    "first time?"
    -Mike Tyson

    • @micro11.
      @micro11. 3 роки тому +144

      "balls"
      -me

    • @shadowhandle
      @shadowhandle 3 роки тому +92

      @@micro11. nuts
      -candice

    • @tonythong5352
      @tonythong5352 3 роки тому +68

      “Humanity is a mistake”
      -Micheal Rodent

    • @ayusharyan8390
      @ayusharyan8390 3 роки тому +83

      @@tonythong5352 "And so are you"
      -Master Oogway

    • @Croscety
      @Croscety 3 роки тому +86

      Never gonna give you up
      - Rick Astley

  • @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274
    @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274 4 роки тому +3792

    Plot Twist: Jerry was singing in the background

  • @corvuh2018
    @corvuh2018 3 роки тому +5089

    When you get an A on the Chinese history test.

  • @lucasstdon9998
    @lucasstdon9998 Рік тому +363

    Who's here after "Don't Touch Her" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kannathedragon7625
    @kannathedragon7625 4 роки тому +16318

    Teachers : The internet is dangerous. Be careful.
    The Internet :

    • @Poland002
      @Poland002 4 роки тому +583

      liking lolis is the actual danger O.O

    • @mayankjain04
      @mayankjain04 4 роки тому +66

      Lmao

    • @cottagcheese
      @cottagcheese 4 роки тому +181

      tom is a danger to us , he has such power in his pose here

    • @kreb9721
      @kreb9721 4 роки тому +149

      You're that part of the internet the teachers are talking about

    • @whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023
      @whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023 4 роки тому +33

      @Mr Culec dont judge people by their usernames pls

  • @bubble4662
    @bubble4662 4 роки тому +4962

    I like the part when he turned around

    • @Mowdown
      @Mowdown 4 роки тому +58

      Where is that

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 4 роки тому +74

      @@Mowdown It's somewhere in the video I think.

    • @shaadow3242
      @shaadow3242 4 роки тому +49

      If u turn around u will find it

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 4 роки тому +16

      @@shaadow3242 Yep.

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 4 роки тому +7

      @Mr Pyro Oh. Strange.

  • @burninggames5773
    @burninggames5773 3 роки тому +2359

    When 迪克杀手 join your squad and wipes out the entire lobby:

    • @omarfahmy6448
      @omarfahmy6448 3 роки тому +30

      The fact that there is 69 likes makes it even more cursed

    • @jemko
      @jemko 3 роки тому +9

      @@omarfahmy6448 its on 96

    • @gurkeLP
      @gurkeLP 3 роки тому +80

      Translated its "Dick Killer"... Now, as a wise man once said, there are no coincidences...

    • @SoapMcCallister
      @SoapMcCallister 3 роки тому +46

      @@gurkeLP "There are no accidents"
      -Master Oogway

    • @SusBoy1903
      @SusBoy1903 3 роки тому +1

      @@jemko its now on 319

  • @HyozanLucy
    @HyozanLucy 2 місяці тому +14

    🎶Ching Cheng Hanji🎶
    🎶Can't Touch Me At All🎶
    🎶Kitchen in the Dungeon🎶
    🎶I swear to God im the Bang Paul🎶
    🎶Fool im not touching You🎶
    🎶My Mama wasn't Love me at all🎶
    🎶I'm still gonna Bang Paul🎶

  • @isaiahcalzada2521
    @isaiahcalzada2521 4 роки тому +2533

    I just noticed Tom's ears rapidly move back and forth.

  • @Saul-km6uc
    @Saul-km6uc 4 роки тому +2863

    Music teacher: every song has a meaning
    Me: yes, kitchen in the dungeon

    • @jonathan-zo9nh
      @jonathan-zo9nh 4 роки тому +142

      Kitchen in the dungeon,
      King jong in a dungeon,
      *Civil War*

    • @rosechan449
      @rosechan449 4 роки тому +22

      The comment above you was literally some guy explaining the song meaning lol

    • @NothingisGood7889
      @NothingisGood7889 4 роки тому +24

      Kim jong in the dungeon

    • @user-SombodysMelody
      @user-SombodysMelody 4 роки тому +7

      Kitchen in the dungeon! 👁️👄👁️

    • @azka273
      @azka273 4 роки тому +4

      Kitchen in dungeon XD!

  • @justadog4065
    @justadog4065 3 роки тому +1911

    "What's your music taste"
    "You won't get it."

  • @RandomChannel69968
    @RandomChannel69968 11 місяців тому +133

    "INDIAN AUNTIE"
    "CAN'T AUNTIE AT ALL"
    "CHILDREN IN THE DUNGEON"
    "I SWEAR I GO TO BED NOW"
    "FOOL MAN IM TOUCHING YOU"
    "MY MAMA WASNT LOVELY"
    "I SWEAR I GO TO BED NOW"

  • @miguelgodoy7201
    @miguelgodoy7201 4 роки тому +2444

    Adults: internet is so dangerous
    Also internet:

  • @polarbear2341
    @polarbear2341 4 роки тому +3668

    Mom: The internet is very dangerous.
    The internet:

  • @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456
    @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 4 роки тому +2648

    *"In the future, humor will be randomly generated"*

  • @ilcielorosso6074
    @ilcielorosso6074 Рік тому +42

    Don't touch Tom!

  • @DuckJohnn
    @DuckJohnn 4 роки тому +2983

    - Kitchen in the dungeon
    - Hitler in the dungeon
    - Kim Jong in the danger

  • @throwdown_gamer1306
    @throwdown_gamer1306 3 роки тому +5527

    Lyrics:
    Ginsheng Hottie
    Can't touch hero
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear it on the bank cow
    Fool man I'm watching you
    My momma wasn't lovely
    I swear it on the bank cow

    • @michaelgarcia5437
      @michaelgarcia5437 3 роки тому +549

      Is it kitchen in the dungeon or kim jong in the dungeon?

    • @throwdown_gamer1306
      @throwdown_gamer1306 3 роки тому +180

      @@michaelgarcia5437 Sounds more like kitchen in the dungeon

    • @michaelgarcia5437
      @michaelgarcia5437 3 роки тому +61

      Eh, it’s just what I heard and a lot of people heard

    • @ryxenOP
      @ryxenOP 3 роки тому +104

      Why when I read this did the song get 99999999x more better +-+

    • @anormalisaliena808
      @anormalisaliena808 3 роки тому +25

      @@michaelgarcia5437 it said Kim is in the dungeon

  • @cringesauce2203
    @cringesauce2203 4 роки тому +450

    POV : You're scrolling the down at the comments while a cat rotates on a record player with a record on it's head resembling some kind of Chinese hat and a mouse mad vibing off screen.

  • @Kerker-Mario
    @Kerker-Mario Рік тому +22

    Im taiwanese, and im so grateful to the musicians from the West to rearrange this melody with their expertise and post it on UA-cam so that i can enjoy such a wonderful art piece

    • @Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu
      @Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu Рік тому +3

      China is the most visited country in the world. I don't see anyone going to your country.

    • @Kerker-Mario
      @Kerker-Mario Рік тому +3

      @@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu dont bullshit, dear Chinese! Look at your empty airports in Beijing and Shanghai! The fact is only African guys go to china now for some wild and free fun hahaha!

    • @virtualcynical8515
      @virtualcynical8515 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu
      If China is the Most Visited Country in the World, why is it never on anyone's mind as a Holiday Destination?
      I'm British, and we usually go to Europe like France, Greece, ect.
      Sometimes America, Sometimes Japan, but they're all rare choices, and if we go more exotic than that, maybe India, Norway, or Possibly Mexico or Cuba.
      I have not met a Single Person EVER who has wanted to go to China.

    • @Galapheus
      @Galapheus Рік тому

      @@Kerker-Marioyou clearly haven’t visited China, or gone through passport control 😂

    • @Galapheus
      @Galapheus Рік тому +1

      @@virtualcynical8515It’s too bad, they are missing out 🤣, I know plenty of people who have been to China and worked there as foreigners so your friends group must be small

  • @Ic3Valk
    @Ic3Valk 3 роки тому +7065

    POV: your listening to this not for memes but because it’s good

  • @theblackestcat9679
    @theblackestcat9679 4 роки тому +2081

    Karens after they say "Konichiwa" to the Spanish waitress in the greek restaurant

    • @Balljw
      @Balljw 4 роки тому +130

      Americans when they say konichiwa to the Spanish waiter in the Italian restaurant in China on earth.

    • @SenTHR811
      @SenTHR811 4 роки тому +7

      Stolen

    • @Balljw
      @Balljw 4 роки тому +2

      Ok

    • @bigfat7z
      @bigfat7z 4 роки тому +10

      @@SenTHR811 sorry, but we do care

    • @cloed0ll
      @cloed0ll 4 роки тому +5

      @@SenTHR811 sorry, but we care

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 4 роки тому +1793

    When your IPhone is better because apple logo is not bitten.

  • @paslaminerva
    @paslaminerva 10 місяців тому +2

    This is the best example of the spread and interaction of different cultures across regions, and reflects certain attitudes, meanings and tendencies of people.

  • @TimmhsBlog
    @TimmhsBlog 3 роки тому +4800

    "Jin Chen can't see"
    "Can't touch me at all"
    "Kitchen in the dungeon"
    "I swear I got the bank account"
    "Fool I'm not touching you"
    "My mama wasn't lovely"
    "I swear I'm going to downtown"

  • @Aureus07
    @Aureus07 4 роки тому +1684

    Song: Chinese
    Comments: English
    Kitchen: in the dungeon

  • @aswinp5249
    @aswinp5249 4 роки тому +977

    Can we just take a moment of respect for Jerry for making this come to reality.

    • @GuideTerrarian
      @GuideTerrarian 4 роки тому +20

      +infinity Respect for Jerry

    • @inclipestgaming4807
      @inclipestgaming4807 4 роки тому +4

      Can I reach 460 subs today? Only 4 left.

    • @michael120.
      @michael120. 4 роки тому +21

      no i hate jerry he always wins and gives Tom a hard time if I ever see jerry irl i will stain the pavement with him

    • @aswinp5249
      @aswinp5249 4 роки тому

      @@michael120. omg lol haha

    • @indahningsih3556
      @indahningsih3556 4 роки тому

      @@michael120. yes, jerry kind of a jerk

  • @Bird-w7f
    @Bird-w7f Рік тому +5

    Social credit is flowing through my nervous system after watching this

  • @GoldenFreddy-py7kz
    @GoldenFreddy-py7kz 3 роки тому +2183

    "Kitten in the dungeon"
    -Sun Tzu, the Art of Ching Cheng Hange-san.

    • @cormac9732
      @cormac9732 3 роки тому +67

      Stop quoting stuff I've never said - Sun Tzu

    • @gravityc-ops9161
      @gravityc-ops9161 3 роки тому +53

      @@cormac9732" Sun Tzu Never Said This"- Sun Tzu

    • @shittingtoothpaste4209
      @shittingtoothpaste4209 3 роки тому +43

      I'm gonna say it one last time
      It's Kim-Jong in the dungeon goddammit

    • @AsuraOoalgown
      @AsuraOoalgown 3 роки тому +1

      @@shittingtoothpaste4209 kin jon

    • @fabri_rhoads
      @fabri_rhoads 3 роки тому

      Love your profile picture

  • @alejandrobonilla3049
    @alejandrobonilla3049 3 роки тому +3598

    When your mother says “arigato” to the italian waiter of a chinese restaurant in Germany

    • @greminboye
      @greminboye 3 роки тому +118

      The weird thing is that german and Spanish are more together than japanese

    • @thelivingdead1728
      @thelivingdead1728 3 роки тому +61

      @@greminboye Because they both are in the same language family duh.

    • @brudhaosas5970
      @brudhaosas5970 3 роки тому +10

      this not Japanese tho..

    • @alejandrobonilla3049
      @alejandrobonilla3049 3 роки тому +82

      @@brudhaosas5970 that’s the joke

    • @justanamezain3602
      @justanamezain3602 3 роки тому +8

      Herr Worldwide

  • @gettokyoko
    @gettokyoko 4 роки тому +10707

    When your DNA test comes back as 0.69% Chinese:

  • @sash0047
    @sash0047 Місяць тому +2

    This is what UA-cam was made for

  • @fluroek5351
    @fluroek5351 4 роки тому +567

    Mom:
    What kind of music do you listen to?
    Me:
    It's a little complicated.

    • @Armaghanrides
      @Armaghanrides 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @r8vSk
      @r8vSk 4 роки тому +2

      same

    • @xLuis89x
      @xLuis89x 4 роки тому +2

      the story of my life...

    • @ManoelBarrionuevo
      @ManoelBarrionuevo 4 роки тому +2

      Same hahahahaha

    • @soumendukoley50
      @soumendukoley50 4 роки тому +2

      not complicated its goes like this
      chins xnxss cnxm snas skkkw sbshs

  • @gabriela.barabar1636
    @gabriela.barabar1636 2 роки тому +6769

    The more i listen to this song...
    the more social credit i feel through my nervous system

  • @TRIPLEHZIQ
    @TRIPLEHZIQ 3 роки тому +5073

    Fun fact:
    Skipping forward or backwards 10 seconds doesn't change the song at all

  • @loapeasontsa
    @loapeasontsa 9 місяців тому +2

    CONGRATS ON 100K MY MAN

  • @user-be7un7sp5q
    @user-be7un7sp5q 4 роки тому +2932

    How white mom's feel after saying "konichiwa" to the Korean waiter

    • @JubTTV
      @JubTTV 4 роки тому +160

      i have now achieved the *asian*

    • @BLLT-wz7fd
      @BLLT-wz7fd 4 роки тому +88

      In a Chinese restaurant

    • @pol1315
      @pol1315 4 роки тому +68

      @@BLLT-wz7fd In a city in Mexico

    • @p3el_
      @p3el_ 4 роки тому +11

      @Julian Sarno bay tbi nepeben eto? Am i having a stroke rn

    • @indranilbose9454
      @indranilbose9454 4 роки тому +3

      @@shaqkqo lmfao

  • @Dc-pm2hi
    @Dc-pm2hi 4 роки тому +762

    Chinese kids when they get another A+ on a test be like

    • @DireShorts
      @DireShorts 4 роки тому +61

      Chinese kids when they cure cancer to be accepted to a college

    • @xianlieh
      @xianlieh 4 роки тому +2

      today we live

    • @TobyJones69
      @TobyJones69 4 роки тому +8

      Chinese kids when they pass you kung flu

    • @SarahW2
      @SarahW2 4 роки тому

      these white kids can’t even 800 usd - 8 , and they talking shit about us, fr it’s you guys that said don’t judge a book by it’s cover, Smh

    • @Dc-pm2hi
      @Dc-pm2hi 4 роки тому +5

      @@SarahW2 I'm not white😕

  • @syedasadkhalid5395
    @syedasadkhalid5395 3 роки тому +1517

    Tom grinding those social credits

    • @kioxu_
      @kioxu_ 3 роки тому +9

      Nice comment!
      Love from Taiwan 🇹🇼

    • @hytrel4392
      @hytrel4392 3 роки тому +25

      @@kioxu_ What the fuck is a taiwan

    • @Brejdu
      @Brejdu 3 роки тому +6

      He do be serving those 5 course meals under in the dungon with kin jong

    • @ranzen2269
      @ranzen2269 3 роки тому +15

      @@hytrel4392 +15 social credit

    • @MrIndestructible339
      @MrIndestructible339 3 роки тому +9

      @@hytrel4392 +100000000 social credit

  • @PathfinderMK2
    @PathfinderMK2 3 місяці тому +3

    "To confuse your enemy, you must first confuse yourself"

  • @bluchickenstudios9957
    @bluchickenstudios9957 4 роки тому +3469

    Other people: This is offensive to Asians
    My Asian brain: Lmao cat go spin

    • @ANONYMOUS-it1ku
      @ANONYMOUS-it1ku 4 роки тому +26

      😂😂

    • @devilh0urr569
      @devilh0urr569 4 роки тому +208

      As a fellow Asian, yes haha cat go brrrrrrr

    • @RodrigoMacielCosta
      @RodrigoMacielCosta 4 роки тому +111

      "noo, you cant make asian cartoon jokes"

    • @TNoob69
      @TNoob69 4 роки тому +32

      No this is Patrick

    • @abigmonkey4606
      @abigmonkey4606 4 роки тому +50

      Us asians be vibing to the song doe I don’t why would they think it’s offensive to us

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 4 роки тому +6941

    Our generation's humor has regressed back to the 40's.

    • @zeltron2766
      @zeltron2766 4 роки тому +32

      Context? :$

    • @deepsoft7829
      @deepsoft7829 4 роки тому +340

      @@zeltron2766 it's a joke about the fact that Tom and Jerry started in 40's.

    • @leonidaszatchbell2122
      @leonidaszatchbell2122 4 роки тому +208

      Our generations humour is random.

    • @SnakeLee1
      @SnakeLee1 4 роки тому +346

      Regressed? We have regained and progressed back to perfection

    • @theultimatemadman1126
      @theultimatemadman1126 4 роки тому +42

      Humor has never changed

  • @TestSubject-vv1kn
    @TestSubject-vv1kn 3 роки тому +968

    After Watching this loop for a while, I just noticed that tom's ears are teleporting around

  • @Njrocks00
    @Njrocks00 8 місяців тому +2

    The 4k and 60fps makes this so much better

  • @oskarpolanski3152
    @oskarpolanski3152 3 роки тому +796

    Nobody:
    mid-2000s car games when you choose your car:

  • @Ichiyobikuro
    @Ichiyobikuro 4 роки тому +1083

    "hey where do you cook your food?"
    "the kitchen in the dungeon."

    • @moazcheese5126
      @moazcheese5126 4 роки тому +7

      underrated comment

    • @mxshpxtt
      @mxshpxtt 4 роки тому +13

      Kim jong in the dungeon

    • @naruz4k389
      @naruz4k389 4 роки тому +3

      And Tom is the food on the microwave.

    • @Chorizo727
      @Chorizo727 4 роки тому +2

      @@mxshpxtt kitchen in the dungeon

    • @mxshpxtt
      @mxshpxtt 4 роки тому +1

      @@Chorizo727 Kim jong

  • @ombremort6071
    @ombremort6071 4 роки тому +354

    This video: 2160p
    My monitor: 1080p
    My internet: 360p
    My eyes without glasses: 144p

    • @ageribalkissoon2426
      @ageribalkissoon2426 4 роки тому

      Damm you can only watch this at 576p

    • @ombremort6071
      @ombremort6071 4 роки тому +8

      @@ageribalkissoon2426 Well technically, even though my monitor is 1080p, there is an option for 4k, so I _can_ technically watch it in 2160p, but can afford only 360p

    • @ageribalkissoon2426
      @ageribalkissoon2426 4 роки тому

      @@ombremort6071 dammm🤣😂

    • @w4wz
      @w4wz 4 роки тому

      i bought a 4k tv and gamer router just so i can watch this in 4k

    • @luca3611
      @luca3611 4 роки тому

      @@w4wz thats tuff

  • @Gu___nyang
    @Gu___nyang 14 днів тому +3

    I've never heard a better Chinese song than this.

  • @wasteman6069
    @wasteman6069 4 роки тому +4717

    If a joke like this was made on childerens television nowadays there would be lawsuits

    • @kalebsci
      @kalebsci 4 роки тому +550

      people would say its racism and whine about it

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 4 роки тому +303

      @@kalebsci nah they just need to make the song from a popular k-pop group

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 4 роки тому +231

      kalebsci i mean it _is_ pretty racist

    • @prestongarvey2599
      @prestongarvey2599 4 роки тому +446

      @@Person-lk1vs yes but there's a difference between blatant racism and funny racism
      nobody likes blatant racism
      with funny racism, even the people its making the joke against laugh

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 4 роки тому +61

      Preston Garvey well in this case, it is blatant racism

  • @iamdark1117
    @iamdark1117 3 роки тому +1989

    0% nudes
    0% drugs
    0% money
    50% kim jong in the dungeon
    25% indian auntie
    25% can't touch me at all

  • @Floeh
    @Floeh 3 роки тому +1641

    "if you think you're useless,
    you are"
    - Sun Tzu

    • @Emel_unlegit
      @Emel_unlegit 3 роки тому +36

      'The fool who thinks is vastly infirior of the individual eating lego'
      Sun Tzu, art of war

    • @oofbruh6149
      @oofbruh6149 3 роки тому +23

      @@Emel_unlegit who are u
      - moon tzu war of art

    • @Emel_unlegit
      @Emel_unlegit 3 роки тому +17

      @@oofbruh6149 not you
      -Sun Uzt art war of

    • @thecringegod1266
      @thecringegod1266 3 роки тому +4

      100 th like

    • @ZeroIdeas9000
      @ZeroIdeas9000 3 роки тому +3

      "Wow"
      -Sun Tzu the art of war

  • @AstralThw
    @AstralThw Рік тому +2

    commenting after years just cuz of this masterpiece
    truly a life changer 👌🏻😭

  • @madeinheaven9956
    @madeinheaven9956 3 роки тому +1453

    "These chinese tattoos on my arm mean something deep"
    What the chinese tattoo translates to:

    • @mariai7073
      @mariai7073 3 роки тому +25

      Hello made in heaven
      Why is the Jojo fandom here...
      ._.

    • @Kurosui
      @Kurosui 3 роки тому +13

    • @FullMetalMudcrab
      @FullMetalMudcrab 3 роки тому +29

      i unironically would tattoo this on my arm, with tom included

    • @mariai7073
      @mariai7073 3 роки тому +4

      @@Kurosui Eh...what?

    • @jackyzhu9737
      @jackyzhu9737 3 роки тому +11

      Last time I saw a guy with a “痔疮” on his arm as his tattoo, and I was like.. bro, that should fain be on your butt😂😂

  • @channel_no_longer_active
    @channel_no_longer_active 4 роки тому +2929

    When you take a dna test and find out you're 0.000000000000001% Chinese.

    • @inclipestgaming4807
      @inclipestgaming4807 4 роки тому +5

      Can I reach 460 subs today? Only 4 left...

    • @CaikTsu
      @CaikTsu 4 роки тому +13

      @@inclipestgaming4807 you’ve got 20 in 6 hours

    • @indahningsih3556
      @indahningsih3556 4 роки тому +5

      @@inclipestgaming4807 Right now, u got 491 sub

    • @bendy1nk
      @bendy1nk 4 роки тому +5

      When you its Chinese

    • @zahando4613
      @zahando4613 4 роки тому +9

      @@inclipestgaming4807 no

  • @mootoo2275
    @mootoo2275 4 роки тому +538

    Me after eating with chopsticks:

  • @jnreal_1
    @jnreal_1 10 місяців тому +7

    Put this in your ringtone

  • @saltylmao
    @saltylmao 4 роки тому +574

    Me changing the quality to 144p
    *"Reality can be whatever I want"*

    • @sonny3703
      @sonny3703 4 роки тому +15

      Damn bro you got the whole universe gasping for air from laughing too hard because of your award winning hilarious comment

    • @dunkeysss4716
      @dunkeysss4716 4 роки тому +58

      @@sonny3703 bruh whats your problem, i still find the comment funny. stop being a dick.

    • @thecoolring6431
      @thecoolring6431 4 роки тому +27

      @@dunkeysss4716 you made it even funnier lol

    • @crystal_4236
      @crystal_4236 4 роки тому +4

      My wifi: fine ill do it myself

    • @takashimizutani1808
      @takashimizutani1808 4 роки тому +4

      @@sonny3703 damn bro you're so cool and funny for making a damn bro reply

  • @rashid1819
    @rashid1819 4 роки тому +1340

    Karen's after say "hola" to the french waiter in the Italian restaurant.

  • @tidepod10yearsago97
    @tidepod10yearsago97 3 роки тому +608

    Hacker: I can access any Wi-Fi passwords
    The password:

  • @홍똥꼬-i5r
    @홍똥꼬-i5r 3 місяці тому +2

    this song is very perfact! my favorite song thank you uproad this video thanks man my friends

  • @Fr4ncM
    @Fr4ncM 4 роки тому +789

    _People: Technology will end famine, disease and conflict_
    *Technology:*

    • @aram8832
      @aram8832 4 роки тому +6

      bc of technology we now have Kitchen in dungeon.

    • @emirzefir
      @emirzefir 4 роки тому +3

      *That s the new level of flying cars jokes!)*

    • @konosuba-fan
      @konosuba-fan 4 роки тому +2

      Doesn't sound too bad at 1.5x and 0.75x speed actualy

  • @sireggmond7101
    @sireggmond7101 4 роки тому +751

    When the coronavirus ends the world, this song will play in the credits

  • @youwantmyname9208
    @youwantmyname9208 3 роки тому +1285

    Words that I actually hear:
    "Kitchen in the dungeon"
    "Kim jong in the dungeon"
    "Fool I'm not touching you"

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +35

      Now I can't unhear that. "Fool I'm not touching you."

    • @ocmzx6135
      @ocmzx6135 3 роки тому +6

      @@fullmetaltheorist same

    • @danielalejandroandrademedi9051
      @danielalejandroandrademedi9051 3 роки тому +18

      "My mama wasnt in love with me" I heard that

    • @farhanramadan716
      @farhanramadan716 3 роки тому +6

      "I swear to God to bang paul"

    • @kpedoloc0
      @kpedoloc0 3 роки тому +3

      kitchen in the dungeon doesnt make any sense, i know nothing in this video doesnt make any sense

  • @omarmoukhalleati8686
    @omarmoukhalleati8686 4 роки тому +1373

    3 questions that can’t be answered by science:
    1. Where is the kitchen in the dungeon?
    2. Why is this video 10minutes long?
    3. Why did I watch the full video?

    • @omarmoukhalleati8686
      @omarmoukhalleati8686 4 роки тому +5

      @Complex Faker i wonder :(

    • @goatamatix894
      @goatamatix894 4 роки тому +4

      Wonder we do

    • @brady7676
      @brady7676 4 роки тому

      Copied

    • @omarmoukhalleati8686
      @omarmoukhalleati8686 4 роки тому +3

      @@brady7676 don’t expose me😖(it’s not)

    • @trinitrojack
      @trinitrojack 4 роки тому +4

      The first one is self explanatory. The kitchen is in the dungeon. If you are asking where the dungeon is, now that's a different story...
      The dungeon is in your heart.