The weirdest egg products we can find
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- Опубліковано 26 бер 2023
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I'm fully convinced Dan doesn't eat, he just absorbs nutrients from the air particles around him through his hair. That's why he's growing out his hair, more hair equals more nutrients.
I saw someone say that he absorbs nutrients from the sun in a comments section about a year ago, and to me it feels taboo whenever he is seen consuming matter on the show.
would also explain why he gets extra offended by arin's expulsions.
He is a filter feeder
maybe hes still living off the calories from the skittles all those years ago
I'm so sick of these lies and slander (libel?) of Danny! Absorbs nutrients from the air particles around him through his *hair*? The hell are you smoking? First of all, while hair is hollow for some creatures, like polar bears, that isn't true for us. Second, Danny would have to suck in *quite* a lot of air with his air-drinking-hair to create enough biomass to be still considered Danny Sexbang. See, cells are constantly being replaced, and those replacements need to be built from what you eat and drink. Even if Danny was able to fuel his body (IE: Fulfill the minimum caloric intake it requires to function) he would still need to replace lost cells.
In actuality, Danny eats more like a skinny crocodile. Since he's cold blooded, he doesn't need to worry about eating enough food to generate his own body warmth, instead he can absorb it from his environment. Danny can easily moderate his body temperature by being in close proximity to a source of heat, ie: Arin's Farts. This means his need for caloric intake is heavily reduced; he doesn't need to eat everyday like we do. Instead, like his reptilian ancestors, Danny can go up to a year without food.
The rather surprising reality is that Danny DOESN'T eat at all, except for once a year when he has his annual Feast of the Nuggets, wherein he consumes his full body weight in chicken nuggets, followed by a small salad. The Event, as he calls it, has yet to be caught on film due to the great lengths he takes to ensure his privacy, but those who have witnessed it have described it as, "Awe inspiring," "beautiful," and "a living testament to the arrogance of man." Truly, he is one of Nature's marvels, and so you show proper respect and get your facts straight.
they should wear cute little hats more often
i second this
I third this
i forth this
@@Celebratory_Diaper I wanna fix this
They should have an episode where they rank cute hats on each other.
Maybe we should start calling Arin Eggoraptor.
leggo my eggoraptor
I imagine Arin destroying a stack of waffles
Oviraptor tbh
@@2001roserose exactly. Ovaraptor sounds badass. It's the nostalgia critic, but for original video animations.
@@ScoutBostonAnonStuds everyone has thought of that at least once right ?
im proud of Dan for being able to get out "bublic pisplays of affection" without absolutely losing it before saying it all
Pisplays just sounds wrong.
Dan: “I hate the food episodes 🤢.”
Also Dan: Shoves raw quail eggs into Arin’s mouth
You can eat quail eggs raw
Arin crunching the quail eggs open in his mouth triggered all my sensitivity triggers :s
Dan: 9,9.5,11,12,11
Dan: *wheezing*
Arin: I gotta poop
You can eat eggs raw it's just you have to hope salmonella poisoning doesn't happen (although that's rare)
this comment: ....
my comment: ....
god i love eggs
Scrunkly
Berd can I have my family back? I know you needed them for your sacrificial purposes but I was just wondering
Berd
Omg berd!
Why is it not surprising in the least that berd likes game grumps
We've successfully reached the point that it's extremely difficult to tell if Arin's farts are actually being caught on the audio or if they had to edit in a sound
The answer is yes
The mystery is what makes it special 🤫
Most of the fart here was edited in, and the last portion of it was real
My theory is that he has a secret ass mic
@@SlapChopMyShamWowby saying it's a theory, that gives the idea that it's not 100% something they'd do. which given Arin, there's no way that's NOT true
Arin coming out in this video was so deeply in character that it went over everyone's head for a month
He's been saying he'd fuck guys for the entire show
I mean let's be honest deep down we all knew the bits always had a hint of truth to them. When he actually said he was bi I was like "wait didn't we know this already"
Everyone saying they're trying to poison Arin is wrong. Clearly he's building his poison tolerance like Poison Ivy
I was going to just "like" this comment and scroll by but I saw that instead of a number next to the thumbs up, it's just said "Ten"
Or Mithridates VI for a history reference
Them deciding to do this as millions of birds and chickens are being infected by and dying of the also-highly-deadly-to-humans H5N1 virus maybe wasn't their smartest move
Clearly they were trying to poison Dan with Arin's ineggitable farting
@@GreatWightSpark no see thats to build his fart tolerance. like poison ivy making harley quinn immune to toxins. its all connected
“Bublic pissblays of affection” is fucking hilarious.
That synchronized pose at 1:07 was a gift I needed today
I noticed that, too!
"What's up party people?" *vine boom*
2:45 the raw lack of confidence Dan gives off as he says "Bublic Pisplays of Affection" gives me life.
Arin is like a kid at an all you can eat buffet sponsored by McDonald's and Dan is like the health conscious aunt who is just there so that Arin doesn't choke and die.
and yet dan loves just putting raw eggs in arin's mouth XD
Counterpoint: "Eleveeen!"
OK, I guess that Dan is like the aunt gave up and is trying to teach Arin a lesson about eating too much by scarring him with more food.
Audibly posing together, how wholesome 😊
well if Dan wasn't the cause of a lot of Arin's choking, I might be inclined to agree lol.
I personally feel like “THE WHIMSY IS OVER” is severely slept on
Can’t wait to see if the replay ability graph gets higher around that bit
8:52
@@SamRK-1000 you lead an exciting life
@@Madkroniik all in an honest days work my friend
@@Madkroniik EGGciting
''The ham is untouched by time'' I love Dans quoutes so much.
Only Dan would say something like that and I love him for that❤
That sound effect from Ed, Edd n' Eddy at 6:41 is one of the best sound effects ever invented and that was very good use of it there.
I specifically searched the comments to see if someone said about it, yes
SUMOLUWA
Dan: “It’s a great honor to be a sumo wrestler apparently.”
Me: …In Japan
I see, at this point we're just trying to kill Arin in the funniest way possible.
Well he's the one who said he wanted to die has he lived: fully monitised.
He's also said he going to die on camera.
@@kylie7780 I'm looking forward to the final Grumps episode: How Many Scissors Can Arin Swallow?
Ikr I can't wait since the announcement!
I stay awake thinking about this quote.
He's got that fight coming up though
The fact there wasn't any salt or pepper on the table is the most distressing
And if I may add, several minutes overboiled
They should have replaced the dinosaurs with salt and pepper
@@thatfroggie this is what happens when you have the producers cook the food
Oh, you thought this eating exercise was meant to be enjoyable for Arin?
@@pattyofurniture694 NGL Every time the team prepares any of the food for them it seems like it's generally over cooked, undercooked or cold.
7:56 On-tama eggs (Onsen Tamago) are supposed to be soft boiled and are served with Udon usually. They’re supposed to break apart like that although I wouldn’t recommend swallowing them like Arin did lol
"Your fart is clogging my brains" is one of the many pearls this episode contains
"im gay" - Arin Hanson 2023
Also “I trewed up” - Arin Hanson 2023
"we know" - everyone
"I gotta poop." - Arin dumpster hanson 2023
If Arin did ever come out, we’d just be like “we know!”
Yea we knew already lol
I feel terrible for the sulfur and brimstone that Suzy will have to deal with
Tbh brimstone isn't that bad.
@@loki4807Your comment reminds me of that Superman comic panel when he's inhaling gas and is all like "My favorite" lol
@@thatpinhead7543 I read that one.
Brimstone is sulfur, so you’re saying she’ll have to deal with sulfur and sulfur
@@Dr_Mortis_SCP I’m just using the saying smartass. Also, reacting to a comment from 10 months ago?
The look on Arin's face when that one product started to play a song you could tell he wasn't expecting that.
1:08 Dan and Aron posing in perfect synchronization made me cackle more than it should have.
I'm starting to think that Arin's farts are some kind of workplace harassment
It's both harassment and a hazard
Game Grumps llc is technically a chemical company
@@nickkennedy9034 "Arin Hanson - CEO of infamous chemical company Game Grumps Inc LLC"
It's a hostile work environment
osha violation, HR violation, and human rights violation all at once
0:54 - animating Arin Egg’s lil wave is greatest editorial choice ever made on this channel. Well done.
I don't think that's a hand wagging at us 💀
Pretty sure that was more of a "throb" than a "wave."
@@kadinnova1117 What, Arin can't just have a little wholesome moment? People like you make me sick, you just have to -**Arin loudly farting for 12 seconds straight**
Nevermind, I knew it wasn't a hand (As the sound of farting continues)
@@BenjaminRegen you had me in the first half not gonna lie 😂
@BenjaminRegen this is one of my favorite youtube comments i’ve ever read
4:44 I love Arin's ADHD ass. Saying the first shit that comes to mind with absolutely no context 😂😂😂
So that's why he does that... XD
That's what every adhd kid does ❤😂
10:02
Everyone knows that the Jew subclass of wizard has the BEST school of magic: Bagelmancy.
welcome back to another episode of Arin coming out the closet while eating more poison- i mean food!
Trueeee
I wonder what his wife Susie thinks of the poison he eats, we all know she’s okay with him coming out but we don’t know what she thinks of his eating this stuff.
come out? at this point arin renovated his closet to a walk in closet
@@xenodrone3367 very true
“My sexuality and gender identity can’t find me if I keep burying myself deeper and deeper into this closet”
@@spikejr3113jr 😂
The Ed Edd n’ Eddy sound affect with the sumo eggs brings me more joy than ever possible.
Ed Edd n Eddy goes with everything
I had to rewatch that like, 3 times. I absolutely love we'll used Ed Edd n' Eddy sound effects.
I rewatched that more times than I probably should have. It brought so much joy and nostalgia to my inner child. xD
Such an underrated sound effect.
"SUBALUWA!!"
As someone has spent the last two years growing out their hair i really admire how Arin and Dan keep their hair nice and somehow out of their eyes during the chaos
Dan: Arin, I don't think we should do another food episode; you had terrible diarrhea for like a week after the last one.
Arin: WE EAT EGGS TODAY
Dan's "buplic pisplays of affection" was exactly tuned in to the stupid frequency Arin uses for his own self-crackup jokes.
“My Jew powers will activate” is the best thing I’ve heard Dan say in a long time
"No conditioner can contain the raw power of my hair's beastly Judaism."
"Blaghgabargha- Bagels!"
@@williammccallum4760 it all comes back to him talking about Judaism 🤣🤣🤣
@@williammccallum4760 A little kugel maybe?
8:58 that's a funny little character
Yanks the paper away
4:16 I no Danny was trying to show his mind was blown but it looks like he was shot by a sniper for noing to much 😂😂😂
I took a huge sip of coffee right when Arin proclaimed, "I'm gay!". I'll be sending you the bill for a new computer keyboard.
Note to self: never drink anything when watching the ten minute power hour
@@ochuspinyep more like 10 minute power shower lol
I expelled about 3 oz of beer when that happened. Luckily my AsgardianVision laptop is everything proof.
I can never smoke to game grumps, i have to pause, too many bowls have shot into the heavens mid inhale/laugh rip
dan trying to give more energy then immediately hurting himself is my life honestly
"If they eat a lot of bugs, then something happens and if they eat a lot of not bugs, then something happens."
- Arin Hanson, bird scientist
1:39 the color of the yolk is dependent on what the bird eats. darker yolks can be caused by eating a lot of bugs. however, the shell color is determined by the bird's genetics. different breeds of chickens lay different colored shells. i have one hen that lays brown eggs, she's some sort of random chicken mutt. and i have 5 of the "Easter egger" breed, named for their brightly colored eggs. mine lay mostly greenish blue eggs. you can get chickens that lay anywhere on the spectrum from bright white to dark brown, or ones that lay green to blue or even yellow eggs. nothing to do with diet as far as i know, though.
My mom has a I chicken or two that laid mint green eggs
Scrolled for too long for someone to point out that there is a breed of chicken that lays colored eggs
When I think of people eating a lot of eggs, I remember watching a guy make a world record. He ate something like 50, and immediately had a stroke...
Also, I'm still endlessly surprised at how many appliances have been concocted to heat water in extremely specific fashions. All this time I've just been using a pot or a kettle like an idiot!
Chicken eggs are like entirely protein and cholesterol. Eating 50 has to be the most efficient way to stop the heart for sure.
@@TheRealAtello Eggs contain mainly HDL-cholesterol which lowers LDL-cholesterol (LDL is the kind that makes you sick). There was a time when we didn't know that there were different types of cholesterol or how they affected eachother, but now we know that eggs are very healthy to eat!
@@JosephineFhyr well, not 50 at once though.
@@TheRealAtello Probably not. But I doubt that there is any food item that you'd immediately drop dead from overconsuming. It takes a while to absorb and whatnot.
Man, I didn’t know Gaston’s life took such a dark turn.
Arin’s long fart made me laugh so hard I almost threw up. He is powerful.
spooky scents at a distance
Same bud. Same.
@@nickkennedy9034 the quantum fart
Most of the sound was edited in lol
My moment was "Eleven... Twelve... Eleven... Ten..."
12:01
The casual silence killed me
Arin (drinking Mountain Dew from a wine glass): “IT’S CALLED CLASS, DAN!”
You guys are a treasure, I just laughed about eggs for 10 minutes. "The whimsy is over" is going to ruin my vocabulary tho lmao
6:26 WTF, was this the actual recording? It sounded terrifying, like a fucking demon just got out of his butt
3:30 The Prowler sound effect from into the spider verse is mwah
The look on Dan’s face when Arin started talking about a final solution for kids who won’t eat yolk was hysterical
Dan's enthusiastic "ELEVEN! 😃" is going to be in my head all day today.
I watched this for the first time like 3 days ago and it's been stuck in my head every day ever since
Arin misinforming Dan about eggs is a gift I didn’t think I needed
8:45 DAN PLEASE IM FUXKING DYING
4:24 Oh, Hi Eef!
Yup I’m pretty sure he works behind the scenes on most The Grumps episodes
Can't believe you did this episode and didn't get Ross, the king of eating eggs.
This comment needs to be pinned!🤣
Is he even still a grump? Or did he go solo?
@@migiplayz91 once a grump always a grump
Quoting Arin in super Mario maker: ROSS!
you guys should definitely play with like-- the silly magic/girl toys that have come out recently, like Magic Mixies Magical Misting Cauldron(tm), the cauldron that you brew a little stuffed animal in
"the cauldron that you brew a little stuffed animal in" sounds way more metal than the actual toy, though xD
i want them to play with the poopsie slime surprise toys so bad, those gross little cashgrabs have held a place in my heart since unus annus
1:01 with the posing kills me
The face Arin makes after being accused of another fart at exactly 10:00 absolutely slays me to hell and back
6:15 is probably the best fart that has ever graced my ears througout my entire life. The highs, the lows and the penultimate crescendo sent me into an uncontrollable cry/laughing fit.
Am I an immature adult? Maybe. Will farts ever not be funny? Probably not.
Indeed a legendary fart.
Most of it was edited in lol, only the last part was actually the real sound of his fart
@@L33PL4Y What on earth are you doing trying to defend real farts. I saw at least 4 other comments of yours exactly like this. Let people laugh and move on man
@@helloitsVehere It's not a "defense," it's telling people the truth. It's healthy to know what's real and what isn't, and something doesn't have to be real to be funny.
I FART ❤
am I going to regret watching this while eating lunch? only time will tell
Literally anytime we (any of the lovelies) put on a grumps video while eating we are taking this risk
idk bro i could probably tell you how thats gonna go.
If you can eat your lunch faster than twelve minutes and fifty seconds, you'll be fine.
No guarantees for the last fifty-five seconds though.
How'd it go? I'm assuming you already watched it it's been 20 minutes
@@socksandshoes8033 Probably. But I still find myself eating and watching grumps time and time again
8:10 i think the ontama is supposed to create onsen tamago, im not sure thats what theyre called, but theyre hotspring cooked eggs, so they arent fully cooked like normal eggs, theyre kinda sooshy, according to my sources.
for the brief moment in time Danny and Ben Afflact become one person in frame 10:10
8:39 - WOW that is SO much more pleasant, than the one i have, which just goes
*RRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!RRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!RRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!RRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!RRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!RRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!RRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!*
9:12 Arin having the most profound realization about our perceived reality. "It Just Is"
7:36 BEYBLADE, BEYBLADE, LET IT RIP
3:57 Pizza? xD Tomatoes...Watermelon...Oranges... He literally could of said anything lol. Pizza.
13:04
This man is the head of a company.
6:15 Even Arin's farts have great comedic timing.
i love the subtle horror on dan’s face at 1:34
The Hamilton Beach breakfast sandwich maker is one of the greatest breakfast inventions of all time. You could do an ENTIRE EPISODE just using that thing.
Arin’s laugh is one of the best ways to make someone else laugh.
Do you think there’s someone out there who ships themselves with Arin Hanson and hearing him say “I’m gay” was the make or break of a lifetime
he is married D:
@@doggyspeakand a real person
11:02 ayo... 🥴
9:24 I never put effort into thinking why one Nancy Drew game had cutesy animal rice, animal sandwiches, and animal eggs
It always makes me happy when Arin references that ancient video of the guy using his psychic powers to turn a cloud into a square.
I replayed Arin's fart while laughing my UA-cam off *so* many times
It'll be nice to see Arin again in 3 weeks when he gets out of the hospital from the imminent salmonella infection. :)
Hopefully pasteurized eggs were used? No idea about the quail eggs tho 🙃
Danny singing the 3rd "I hate it" at 3:45 sounded like Afroman - I made it
Don't blink, you'll kiss him.
6:42
Gotta love the Ed, Edd, and Eddy Sumo sound effects they used here. God I love that cartoon so much.
why was there so much....*tension*... at 5:44 ??
@6:15 the best part is dan immediately goes from happy to hating life, you can see right when hes no longer having fun.
@6:25 damn arin, the reverb on that one lmao
Arin is just building up his poison resistance like Dark Souls.
Dan too, for being within stink's reach
Or, you know, like real life
Haven't even watched and I know the answer to the title is "too many" and "infinitely more than Dan is willing to." 🤣🤣🤣
You know, for a person who won't eat literally 95% of the things on the show, dan sure is very willing to give arin salmonella by making him eat several raw quail eggs.
13:24 may be the closest arin has come to throwing up on this show
As someone who owns chickens, watching them be confused about different colored eggs and then Arin being wildly incorrect about why the eggs are those colors is incredibly funny.
Dan reading “Him” instead of “Arin” gives the same energy as Arin spelling eye as “ewe”
Or key as “A KEY! KEY- E- E! KEY!!!”
7:00 A particle Eggcelerator?
Real
fun fact: my mothers favorite breed of chicken is the kind that lays brown and green eggs
they also have fluffy cheeks that make them very cute chickens
This Power Hour Episode had me laughing so hard to the point where I literally started coughing up a lung and a half. Keep it up guys! I love dying from laughter watching you guys!
Feels like I’ve been waiting my whole life to see Arin eat these eggs
All they needed was a dirty moth-eaten unkempt thread-fraying doormat that Dan hates and they could open a restaurant with all these eggs
I like that most of these products are just a harder and more expensive version of pot and boiling water.
10:17 me when
The fact that they still make "square shaped clood/cloud" joke is hilarious considering the first time they brought it up was back in like 2014 during Wind Waker
Like the fact that they remember that is incredible
9:47 we all knew the "i'm gay" was coming from the beginning of the video, but the followup was gold dhnfjlks
also happy coming out arin !! i know he's like half come out a few times, but i'm still very proud :)
I can’t be the only one to appreciate the “5 across the ass” Dennis the menace callback at the beginning
9:50 wait . . . . . . .
Dan never fails to crack me up, just like these ding dang eggs
I like for Arin’s “I’m gay” he thinks of telling his dad first before, ya know, his wife
It's okay, his wife already knows
@@KhanaHatake in hindsight, there were many signs. Like the club he had with other men where they showed each other their penises.
"Eleveeen! **Arin Throws up** Ten!"
Had me crying on the bus, looking like a damn fool 😂
Between Arin yelling 'I'm gay!' and Dan literally rolling across the table in the first 15 seconds, I now actually have to poop from laughing so hard.