Sam Morril - The Only Thing Better Than Having a Baby - Comedy Central Stand-Up

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024
  • In Positive Influence, Sam Morril reveals the only thing better than having a baby and promises to be honest with his kids about their career prospects.
    Amy Schumer Presents Sam Morril: Positive Influence premieres September 14.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 303

  • @zackmckenzie3582
    @zackmckenzie3582 5 років тому +2548

    "You'll grow out of it" was a great double entendre.

    • @laurenescarcha3246
      @laurenescarcha3246 5 років тому +43

      Good job for catching that!

    • @zeffery101
      @zeffery101 5 років тому +34

      yeah, i was hoping he would say something like "eventually....that shirt won't fit him after a while"

    • @jayescott920
      @jayescott920 5 років тому +4

      zeffery I definitely thought that was next.

    • @para_bellum_1984
      @para_bellum_1984 4 роки тому +2

      Triple really :p

    • @warlockthankless5323
      @warlockthankless5323 4 роки тому +2

      You my friend should go into a movie theater, sit next to the most uptight white people, and yell such things as "this reminds me of Woody Allen's earlier work." ....... shouts in advance to those who will know what I'm talking about 😁😁

  • @arpangoswami2333
    @arpangoswami2333 6 років тому +620

    Women can fake orgasm but can't fake their mood- that line will stay with me for a while😂😂

  • @digitallorin9595
    @digitallorin9595 2 роки тому +22

    He has a line in a special that's something like, "Some of these jokes you're not gonna like the content, but structurally they're gonna be very solid." And honestly that's 100% how I feel about his standup. He makes me laugh out loud at even the kinds of jokes I don't usually enjoy, because he's so intentional with the structure and delivery - clearly really respects the craft of joke writing and puts in the time & effort. I really hope he blows up, or at least keeps on keeping on!

  • @Thirteenthdi
    @Thirteenthdi 5 років тому +1367

    I don't know what it is but he could be doing this in a suit and a cigar in hand, and it would look right.

    • @cmmmmmmmw
      @cmmmmmmmw 5 років тому +11

      It's because he looks like he belongs on Vaudeville.

    • @natalyamartirosyan
      @natalyamartirosyan 5 років тому +45

      The voice

    • @osam4323
      @osam4323 5 років тому +21

      It's the voice

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 4 роки тому +12

      Thirteenthdi he’s got that deep voice and real natural charisma like Ron White that’s probably why😂 Obviously not as crude but both are great👍🏻

    • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
      @jennifermcgoldrick6323 4 роки тому +4

      Like Lenny Bruce

  • @SarahScofield94941
    @SarahScofield94941 6 років тому +456

    "Either way, we're both thinking about LeBron" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jessface777
    @jessface777 5 років тому +388

    "It's a miracle!" Then it grows up, "never mind..." XD

  • @timothyamaraobrien
    @timothyamaraobrien 6 років тому +483

    "That's why we named you TJ" Looking forward to more of him.

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 Рік тому +3

    This guy is absolutely Savage AF. Seems like he's carrying the torch of comedy for those of us that like edgy material. He flows so naturally. Can't wait to see how his career evolves.

  • @annabelrose303
    @annabelrose303 4 роки тому +439

    "Your a tiny jew. Thats why we named you T.J." LMAO

  • @juntjoonunya9216
    @juntjoonunya9216 4 роки тому +115

    He's got a good radio voice

    • @aniqahbe
      @aniqahbe 4 роки тому

      He has a podcast!

    • @Peterbampton2191
      @Peterbampton2191 4 роки тому

      Needs to be more high pitched and expressive for that

  • @theohbg1380
    @theohbg1380 3 роки тому +57

    Sam is genuinely funny but even if he wasn't I'd still listen to this amazing voice.

    • @rocketpoweredunicorn
      @rocketpoweredunicorn 3 роки тому +1

      agreed idk why people hate vocal fry so much. it gives me asmr tingles

  • @Abreu.Ashley
    @Abreu.Ashley 4 роки тому +145

    "I confidentially walk back to overheated cars..."
    Buahahahahahaha

  • @mrcarlwheezer584
    @mrcarlwheezer584 4 роки тому +155

    When he said this is a weird time at the start I immediately looked to see if this was posted within the past few months

  • @tregggabbard6917
    @tregggabbard6917 3 роки тому +68

    I'm a parent and I love my kids but I also really miss not having kids, sleeping in, and confidently walking back to my car.

  • @kevincorso9757
    @kevincorso9757 6 років тому +201

    absolutely hilarious. can't believe i've never heard of this dude before

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 роки тому +2

      What would it take for you to believe it?

    • @Peterbampton2191
      @Peterbampton2191 4 роки тому +1

      Congrats, you’re one of most people in the world

  • @dr.zoidberg8666
    @dr.zoidberg8666 4 роки тому +757

    I always enjoy when people talk about happily not having kids because all the sad, jealous parents come out of the woodwork like you insulted their religion.

    • @alexcastle1454
      @alexcastle1454 4 роки тому +104

      @@ichijofestival2576 you also proved his point with your comment

    • @Flower-kn8wg
      @Flower-kn8wg 4 роки тому +31

      Ichijo Festival Not having kids doesn’t make you sad. We aren’t alone. We have relationships. We just don’t have parasites.

    • @StevenAllotey
      @StevenAllotey 4 роки тому +54

      Coming from a proud parent with two great kids that I love with all my being...life is way easier without kids.

    • @xverzetroll9417
      @xverzetroll9417 4 роки тому +7

      @@StevenAllotey I dont know about this guys, but I can see that my parents are happy having 4 children who were raised right and are somewhat accomplished. Sure they went through tons of hardships for us to go this far, but when I asked then about it, my mom said I would do it all over again because it was totally worth it. So maybe stop generalizing because maybe this is objective.

    • @StevenAllotey
      @StevenAllotey 4 роки тому +36

      @@xverzetroll9417 I never said it wasnt rewarding or that I would change anything. I said life is Easier. Easier doesnt mean better. It's also easier to work at McDonalds then it is to be the CEO of a fortune 500 company.

  • @JehRoniMo11
    @JehRoniMo11 5 років тому +100

    1:28 Mega millions "Should we keep it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @richbrazee5054
    @richbrazee5054 4 роки тому +65

    I'll fight you dude, but if I win I'm taking that smoothie and I'm drinking it in front of Simon...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jjjj_111
      @jjjj_111 4 роки тому +1

      That one really got me

  • @Snappldel
    @Snappldel 6 років тому +82

    He’s really good! I wanna see more of him

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 6 років тому +1

      you can get the full special. this is decently old

    • @Peterbampton2191
      @Peterbampton2191 4 роки тому

      I wanna see less of him, and more of the good of humanity

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 4 роки тому +35

    This guy's structure is amazing. Everything I see of his is super tight.
    ...that's not a double entendre but I'm sure there's one in there somewhere 😉

  • @JJ-qz5gv
    @JJ-qz5gv 4 роки тому +8

    Brilliant comedy. And love his delivery. ❤

  • @Oliviux78
    @Oliviux78 2 роки тому +2

    I’m so excited. I’m going to see Sam do stand up next week! I’ve never been to a comedy act before. I found out that he’s doing a gig just an hour away from me. I’m going! 😃

    • @eIhag
      @eIhag 2 роки тому

      How did you like it?

    • @Oliviux78
      @Oliviux78 2 роки тому

      @@eIhag It was great! I had such a fun time! 😃

  • @superpainter9227
    @superpainter9227 3 роки тому +5

    “You’re a tiny jew...it’s why we named you TJ” laughed my ass off at this one 😂

  • @justbreathe7573
    @justbreathe7573 2 роки тому +2

    I'm so glad I found this guy, even if I am three years a little late.😭♥️

  • @stuartkuhan
    @stuartkuhan 4 роки тому +8

    "either way we're both thinking about LeBron" hilarious haha!

  • @DJHardStatic
    @DJHardStatic 6 років тому +39

    ive heard the first 3 minutes of this like 10 times but it's still funny, especially the added lebron bit lmfao

  • @40nights40daystv
    @40nights40daystv 5 років тому +31

    That’s why we named ya TJ 🤣😂

  • @daniel_alan_music6583
    @daniel_alan_music6583 3 роки тому +3

    "But let's take a look at this chart"
    😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @bennewton
    @bennewton 3 роки тому +1

    Laugh after laugh, great set

  • @ang5798
    @ang5798 4 роки тому +12

    "You can fake an orgasm, but you can't fake a good mood" damn right

  • @sonikkuninja9229
    @sonikkuninja9229 4 роки тому +4

    “You can fake an orgasm, but you can’t fake a good mood” damn that hit me😂

  • @robbiegailh.2076
    @robbiegailh.2076 4 роки тому

    Love this guy. Dark without any guilt!

    • @frankl1632
      @frankl1632 3 роки тому

      What about any of this was dark?

  • @brianjoyce9040
    @brianjoyce9040 3 роки тому +3

    Dude is original funny and his timing nails it

  • @swagmaster7065
    @swagmaster7065 3 роки тому +1

    im in love w this man

  • @zcvxs
    @zcvxs 4 роки тому +3

    He would b aawesome at voice over wrk.....
    Love his voice

  • @marye5335
    @marye5335 6 років тому +101

    😂Skinny-Jean Wearin' Disciplinarian😂

  • @TheCooliHighh
    @TheCooliHighh 5 років тому +16

    This guy .. this guy gets the Cool Black guy stamp of approval 🙏🏽💯

  • @chewface
    @chewface 4 роки тому +3

    But seriously, though. A version of The Avengers where Paul Giamatti plays every character? Count me the fuck IN!

  • @NotAMycologist
    @NotAMycologist 2 роки тому +1

    "I love life."
    "You'll grow out of it."
    I'm dead.

  • @daniel_alan_music6583
    @daniel_alan_music6583 3 роки тому +2

    Sam is amazing, if you haven't already check out his indy special. Non-stop laughs 😆

  • @elzurdico851
    @elzurdico851 5 років тому +14

    this guys is smart as hell

  • @jamievidd775
    @jamievidd775 6 років тому +7

    Funny as hell

  • @zack2698
    @zack2698 2 роки тому +1

    The better thing then having a baby, not having a baby....love it!

  • @wsmn16
    @wsmn16 5 років тому +199

    at 4:52 , he missed a legendary follow up--- "and afterwards, we'll see what Simon Says"

    • @AlexNejera
      @AlexNejera 5 років тому +31

      looking forward to your first special then. that's all you right there

    • @chrissmith9565
      @chrissmith9565 4 роки тому +32

      Don't always grab the low hanging fruit.

    • @aghadmtl
      @aghadmtl 4 роки тому +7

      That would have been terrible

    • @angrycharcoalcat
      @angrycharcoalcat 4 роки тому

      K ur what i like to call..BitKillerJones Spencer

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 роки тому +3

      A real knee-slapper there, Spencer.

  • @michah321
    @michah321 4 роки тому +2

    I have a full blown crush on this guy....

  • @Nope_Datt
    @Nope_Datt 4 роки тому

    2:25 Spot on!!!!! Amen brother!!!!!

  • @noneofyourbusiness302
    @noneofyourbusiness302 5 років тому +34

    A fine looking man ❣

  • @davidmulinda8596
    @davidmulinda8596 3 роки тому +1

    I found another great comedian😂😂

  • @JRichPNP
    @JRichPNP 4 роки тому +11

    The only thing better than having a baby on this day & age is not having a baby😂😂😂

  • @NeoStrikevoiceover
    @NeoStrikevoiceover Рік тому +1

    1:17 thank Dan Avidan of Game Grumps fame (and NSP)

  • @michaelbradley7447
    @michaelbradley7447 5 років тому +2

    Dude cracks me up

  • @merickful
    @merickful 5 років тому +2

    Brilliant!

  • @serius_blacq
    @serius_blacq 6 років тому +5

    Good one

  • @aqua-mina
    @aqua-mina 6 років тому +9

    He was funny! 😂

  • @monkfitz
    @monkfitz 4 роки тому

    Super slick!

  • @william.darrigo
    @william.darrigo 3 роки тому

    Bro you killed with the overheated car joke 🤣

  • @Haddosan
    @Haddosan 4 роки тому

    1:17 THIS SHIT KILLED ME

  • @a.j.santiago303
    @a.j.santiago303 3 роки тому +1

    This dude is hilarious.

  • @SANDSCORCHER
    @SANDSCORCHER 2 роки тому

    0:42
    Not just “by a little”
    By an infinite amount 👍🏻

  • @rachelleon13
    @rachelleon13 3 роки тому

    “That’s why we named you T.J.”. 😂

  • @antoniogerardo7696
    @antoniogerardo7696 3 роки тому

    dude that setup was so fkn hilarious. i know the mics make the audience more quiet but it was so well built it should have been more

  • @laguanhayes214
    @laguanhayes214 4 роки тому +13

    This guy kills me. He's what might happen if you crossed George Carlin with a dead pan and some narcolepsy. Oh, "Armenian Hip Hop." Now I'm looking in the mirror...yep, Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On?" TJ will never stand for Tijuana again.

  • @simonvernikov7460
    @simonvernikov7460 5 років тому +66

    damn, my name's simon :(

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 6 років тому +91

    I can't fake one and I refuse to fake the other. If you didn't do your job why should I give you a good review?😀

    • @noorchawla3968
      @noorchawla3968 6 років тому +10

      That's the way it should be girl! 😅

    • @greent16
      @greent16 6 років тому +2

      Chris urquhart She wouldn't need you around for that. There are men who can even if you cant 🤣

    • @4lyphejr
      @4lyphejr 6 років тому +3

      valiant effort?

    • @Gotit2023
      @Gotit2023 5 років тому

      Let me try again

    • @Seetiyan
      @Seetiyan 5 років тому +11

      Agreed. I'm a man and I tell women all the time - stop faking orgasms! It doesn't help your sex life, and it doesn't help your man improve.

  • @francobenevento7598
    @francobenevento7598 2 роки тому

    This dude is hilarious

  • @jamestown910
    @jamestown910 6 років тому +9

    The statistics part is from his comedy album

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 6 років тому +2

      They normally do their best jokes in special they know will be seen by many other people.
      Like bert kreischer did half of his jokes from his new special on podcasts first years ago.

    • @jamestown910
      @jamestown910 6 років тому +2

      Travis Hunt UA-cam PhD difference is Sam is funny as hell and Bert is a fat hack

  • @helenac.s.9658
    @helenac.s.9658 3 роки тому

    That's why we named you TJ 😂😂😂😂

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 6 років тому +11

    Now I will laugh harder at all those named TJ.

  • @arthurchase4652
    @arthurchase4652 2 роки тому

    Morril opening for Amy schumer is like lil pump opening for queen.

  • @aramjelalian3104
    @aramjelalian3104 4 роки тому

    I’m Armenian and that hair description is hella valid

  • @messynate
    @messynate 5 років тому

    This guy is good

  • @nancyhernandez2271
    @nancyhernandez2271 4 роки тому

    This was fucking so good *^chefs kiss**

  • @kingdavid6389
    @kingdavid6389 4 роки тому

    SAVAGE!!

  • @jchen8902
    @jchen8902 4 роки тому +10

    I've considered having a child when I'm older. Then I'll babysit for my relatives, and I'm just like _nope._

  • @blackdaylight
    @blackdaylight 5 років тому +1

    Very funny...dude is like Todd Barry 2.0

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow 5 років тому

    that ending is such a good antidote to the "American dream." Fuck the American dream.

  • @nystagmus
    @nystagmus 6 років тому +52

    He Sounds exactly like George Clooney

    • @brimcnair
      @brimcnair 5 років тому +4

      nystagmus now I can’t unhear it lmaooooo nooo

    • @w.tibbsclemens636
      @w.tibbsclemens636 4 роки тому

      Lol I said that same thing on another clip

  • @MathewBrunetta
    @MathewBrunetta 2 роки тому

    I like how all the ads for his comedy videos are therapist ads, like if I'm listening to this guy I prolly need therapy

  • @m.x.
    @m.x. 6 років тому +3

    Making it.

  • @suryakhanna4699
    @suryakhanna4699 4 роки тому

    He looks like a snider version of Adam Scott haha

  • @mrhombregordo9556
    @mrhombregordo9556 5 років тому +4

    Either way were both thinkin about LeBron😆

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean 5 років тому +10

    He’s not lying. I miss having a day off
    Instead of days off I have a son that I have to pick up and drop off to day care

    • @poncho_x4410
      @poncho_x4410 4 роки тому

      You're gonna be a terrible father.

    • @longschlong846
      @longschlong846 4 роки тому

      That's why I'm glad I live in a place with a tall flight of stairs.

    • @poncho_x4410
      @poncho_x4410 4 роки тому +1

      @@longschlong846 what? lol what are you commenting about? That made NO sense at all whatsoever dude lol

    • @poncho_x4410
      @poncho_x4410 4 роки тому

      @@longschlong846 Answer me dude...I genuinely want to know what in the hell you were commenting about man!

    • @longschlong846
      @longschlong846 4 роки тому

      @@poncho_x4410 stairs are my favorite birth control

  • @simon-patrickjohnson
    @simon-patrickjohnson 5 років тому +5

    Simon is a good name actually

    • @HJ10
      @HJ10 5 років тому +1

      U cant weigh in on that, ur too biased xD

    • @Treaxvour
      @Treaxvour 4 роки тому

      Stupid fuckin name..

  • @thatguy4042
    @thatguy4042 3 роки тому

    This guy is our generations dave chapelle

  • @sydneydwoskin4950
    @sydneydwoskin4950 4 роки тому +3

    youd never win the mega millions jack pot and be like, should we keep it? hahahah

  • @nickbarcheck1019
    @nickbarcheck1019 5 років тому +16

    Never having kids is the best decision I've ever made.

    • @Gaby8532
      @Gaby8532 5 років тому +1

      How's life going? Is it different from what you imagined in your 20's

    • @Peterbampton2191
      @Peterbampton2191 4 роки тому +1

      The best decision I’ve ever made was to eat a chocolate bar today with my kid

  • @packmanstart
    @packmanstart 4 роки тому +8

    Visually he's a mix of geazy and seth meyer

  • @argly2768
    @argly2768 5 років тому +12

    He reminds me of Berlin from money heist

  • @kingbear4922
    @kingbear4922 4 роки тому +3

    The gator hits again

  • @billymac9419
    @billymac9419 3 роки тому +2

    This guy sounds like a slightly happier David Blaine

  • @markl.1666
    @markl.1666 6 років тому +5

    Very much reminds me of Stephen Wright.

    • @1985cactus
      @1985cactus 6 років тому +2

      How? It's completely different type of stand up

    • @markl.1666
      @markl.1666 6 років тому +1

      @@1985cactus if you don't hear the similarity I can't convince you otherwise, but not completely different. Once example...."I saw a kid with an I love life t-shirt and I thought, you'll grow out of it..... That's very Wright, to the extent that if I just read that joke I'd think he wrote it.

    • @1985cactus
      @1985cactus 6 років тому +1

      @@markl.1666 Yeah, but that's one of the few examples. Stephen wouldn't explain it, he would just say it with a straight face. And he is not a story teller like Sam.

    • @mauropedrosa7317
      @mauropedrosa7317 6 років тому

      voices are kinda similar

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson 4 роки тому

      @@1985cactus yup Wright makes a strike and moves to a different topic. This guy is a great Storyteller. Wright is not.

  • @P71ScrewHead
    @P71ScrewHead 10 місяців тому

    4:54 Missed opportunity.. Coulda added, "n i don't care what he says".. Get it, Simon says?? lol..

  • @roxannazales4960
    @roxannazales4960 4 роки тому +1

    I confidently walk back to overheated cars 😭

  • @daykon2001
    @daykon2001 4 роки тому

    He's right though

  • @brandonsalmon4085
    @brandonsalmon4085 5 років тому +11

    He sounds like archer

  • @skibbydweez2647
    @skibbydweez2647 3 роки тому

    That’s why we named you TJ

  • @ojderrick5632
    @ojderrick5632 4 роки тому +31

    This guys face is so weird/funny looking that I cant stop watching videos of him just to observe his strangely smug grin

    • @lemonmusk4218
      @lemonmusk4218 4 роки тому

      right? his mouth looks so small when he does that

    • @MyhYoutube26
      @MyhYoutube26 4 роки тому +1

      It’s the eyebrows

  • @mionrugheart2340
    @mionrugheart2340 4 роки тому

    Everything is better...

  • @cydneynida5027
    @cydneynida5027 6 років тому +3

    It was a joke.....some women have to fake it...he did not say his girlfriend did.

  • @thatonedog819
    @thatonedog819 6 років тому +11

    I'm apparently good at faking a bad mood...