Sam Morril - The Only Thing Better Than Having a Baby - Comedy Central Stand-Up
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- Опубліковано 22 лис 2024
- In Positive Influence, Sam Morril reveals the only thing better than having a baby and promises to be honest with his kids about their career prospects.
Amy Schumer Presents Sam Morril: Positive Influence premieres September 14.
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"You'll grow out of it" was a great double entendre.
Good job for catching that!
yeah, i was hoping he would say something like "eventually....that shirt won't fit him after a while"
zeffery I definitely thought that was next.
Triple really :p
You my friend should go into a movie theater, sit next to the most uptight white people, and yell such things as "this reminds me of Woody Allen's earlier work." ....... shouts in advance to those who will know what I'm talking about 😁😁
Women can fake orgasm but can't fake their mood- that line will stay with me for a while😂😂
He has a line in a special that's something like, "Some of these jokes you're not gonna like the content, but structurally they're gonna be very solid." And honestly that's 100% how I feel about his standup. He makes me laugh out loud at even the kinds of jokes I don't usually enjoy, because he's so intentional with the structure and delivery - clearly really respects the craft of joke writing and puts in the time & effort. I really hope he blows up, or at least keeps on keeping on!
I don't know what it is but he could be doing this in a suit and a cigar in hand, and it would look right.
It's because he looks like he belongs on Vaudeville.
The voice
It's the voice
Thirteenthdi he’s got that deep voice and real natural charisma like Ron White that’s probably why😂 Obviously not as crude but both are great👍🏻
Like Lenny Bruce
"Either way, we're both thinking about LeBron" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"It's a miracle!" Then it grows up, "never mind..." XD
"That's why we named you TJ" Looking forward to more of him.
"You are a tiny jew"
Antisemitic much?
ugh
@@davidgalland3070 ?
@@arielberner7040 Shame on him then I was just quoting.
This guy is absolutely Savage AF. Seems like he's carrying the torch of comedy for those of us that like edgy material. He flows so naturally. Can't wait to see how his career evolves.
"Your a tiny jew. Thats why we named you T.J." LMAO
Ded
I was already dying laugh by the time I got to that part
*you're
He's got a good radio voice
He has a podcast!
Needs to be more high pitched and expressive for that
Sam is genuinely funny but even if he wasn't I'd still listen to this amazing voice.
agreed idk why people hate vocal fry so much. it gives me asmr tingles
"I confidentially walk back to overheated cars..."
Buahahahahahaha
When he said this is a weird time at the start I immediately looked to see if this was posted within the past few months
Same
Me too!
Same 🤣
Same! 😆
I'm a parent and I love my kids but I also really miss not having kids, sleeping in, and confidently walking back to my car.
absolutely hilarious. can't believe i've never heard of this dude before
What would it take for you to believe it?
Congrats, you’re one of most people in the world
I always enjoy when people talk about happily not having kids because all the sad, jealous parents come out of the woodwork like you insulted their religion.
@@ichijofestival2576 you also proved his point with your comment
Ichijo Festival Not having kids doesn’t make you sad. We aren’t alone. We have relationships. We just don’t have parasites.
Coming from a proud parent with two great kids that I love with all my being...life is way easier without kids.
@@StevenAllotey I dont know about this guys, but I can see that my parents are happy having 4 children who were raised right and are somewhat accomplished. Sure they went through tons of hardships for us to go this far, but when I asked then about it, my mom said I would do it all over again because it was totally worth it. So maybe stop generalizing because maybe this is objective.
@@xverzetroll9417 I never said it wasnt rewarding or that I would change anything. I said life is Easier. Easier doesnt mean better. It's also easier to work at McDonalds then it is to be the CEO of a fortune 500 company.
1:28 Mega millions "Should we keep it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll fight you dude, but if I win I'm taking that smoothie and I'm drinking it in front of Simon...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That one really got me
He’s really good! I wanna see more of him
you can get the full special. this is decently old
I wanna see less of him, and more of the good of humanity
This guy's structure is amazing. Everything I see of his is super tight.
...that's not a double entendre but I'm sure there's one in there somewhere 😉
Brilliant comedy. And love his delivery. ❤
I’m so excited. I’m going to see Sam do stand up next week! I’ve never been to a comedy act before. I found out that he’s doing a gig just an hour away from me. I’m going! 😃
How did you like it?
@@eIhag It was great! I had such a fun time! 😃
“You’re a tiny jew...it’s why we named you TJ” laughed my ass off at this one 😂
I'm so glad I found this guy, even if I am three years a little late.😭♥️
"either way we're both thinking about LeBron" hilarious haha!
ive heard the first 3 minutes of this like 10 times but it's still funny, especially the added lebron bit lmfao
That’s why we named ya TJ 🤣😂
"But let's take a look at this chart"
😆😆😆😆😆😆
Laugh after laugh, great set
"You can fake an orgasm, but you can't fake a good mood" damn right
“You can fake an orgasm, but you can’t fake a good mood” damn that hit me😂
Love this guy. Dark without any guilt!
What about any of this was dark?
Dude is original funny and his timing nails it
im in love w this man
He would b aawesome at voice over wrk.....
Love his voice
😂Skinny-Jean Wearin' Disciplinarian😂
This guy .. this guy gets the Cool Black guy stamp of approval 🙏🏽💯
But seriously, though. A version of The Avengers where Paul Giamatti plays every character? Count me the fuck IN!
"I love life."
"You'll grow out of it."
I'm dead.
Sam is amazing, if you haven't already check out his indy special. Non-stop laughs 😆
this guys is smart as hell
You’re dumb as hell
Funny as hell
The better thing then having a baby, not having a baby....love it!
at 4:52 , he missed a legendary follow up--- "and afterwards, we'll see what Simon Says"
looking forward to your first special then. that's all you right there
Don't always grab the low hanging fruit.
That would have been terrible
K ur what i like to call..BitKillerJones Spencer
A real knee-slapper there, Spencer.
I have a full blown crush on this guy....
2:25 Spot on!!!!! Amen brother!!!!!
A fine looking man ❣
I found another great comedian😂😂
The only thing better than having a baby on this day & age is not having a baby😂😂😂
1:17 thank Dan Avidan of Game Grumps fame (and NSP)
Dude cracks me up
Brilliant!
Good one
He was funny! 😂
Super slick!
Bro you killed with the overheated car joke 🤣
1:17 THIS SHIT KILLED ME
This dude is hilarious.
0:42
Not just “by a little”
By an infinite amount 👍🏻
“That’s why we named you T.J.”. 😂
dude that setup was so fkn hilarious. i know the mics make the audience more quiet but it was so well built it should have been more
This guy kills me. He's what might happen if you crossed George Carlin with a dead pan and some narcolepsy. Oh, "Armenian Hip Hop." Now I'm looking in the mirror...yep, Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On?" TJ will never stand for Tijuana again.
damn, my name's simon :(
I'm here for you man
listen, if you guys don't stay in line, you're not gonna get any more smoothie
Stupid fuckin name
@@Treaxvour 😔✊
simon vernikov same :(
I can't fake one and I refuse to fake the other. If you didn't do your job why should I give you a good review?😀
That's the way it should be girl! 😅
Chris urquhart She wouldn't need you around for that. There are men who can even if you cant 🤣
valiant effort?
Let me try again
Agreed. I'm a man and I tell women all the time - stop faking orgasms! It doesn't help your sex life, and it doesn't help your man improve.
This dude is hilarious
The statistics part is from his comedy album
They normally do their best jokes in special they know will be seen by many other people.
Like bert kreischer did half of his jokes from his new special on podcasts first years ago.
Travis Hunt UA-cam PhD difference is Sam is funny as hell and Bert is a fat hack
That's why we named you TJ 😂😂😂😂
Now I will laugh harder at all those named TJ.
Morril opening for Amy schumer is like lil pump opening for queen.
I’m Armenian and that hair description is hella valid
This guy is good
This was fucking so good *^chefs kiss**
SAVAGE!!
I've considered having a child when I'm older. Then I'll babysit for my relatives, and I'm just like _nope._
Very funny...dude is like Todd Barry 2.0
that ending is such a good antidote to the "American dream." Fuck the American dream.
He Sounds exactly like George Clooney
nystagmus now I can’t unhear it lmaooooo nooo
Lol I said that same thing on another clip
I like how all the ads for his comedy videos are therapist ads, like if I'm listening to this guy I prolly need therapy
Making it.
He looks like a snider version of Adam Scott haha
Either way were both thinkin about LeBron😆
He’s not lying. I miss having a day off
Instead of days off I have a son that I have to pick up and drop off to day care
You're gonna be a terrible father.
That's why I'm glad I live in a place with a tall flight of stairs.
@@longschlong846 what? lol what are you commenting about? That made NO sense at all whatsoever dude lol
@@longschlong846 Answer me dude...I genuinely want to know what in the hell you were commenting about man!
@@poncho_x4410 stairs are my favorite birth control
Simon is a good name actually
U cant weigh in on that, ur too biased xD
Stupid fuckin name..
This guy is our generations dave chapelle
youd never win the mega millions jack pot and be like, should we keep it? hahahah
Never having kids is the best decision I've ever made.
How's life going? Is it different from what you imagined in your 20's
The best decision I’ve ever made was to eat a chocolate bar today with my kid
Visually he's a mix of geazy and seth meyer
packmanstart so accurate
He reminds me of Berlin from money heist
The gator hits again
This guy sounds like a slightly happier David Blaine
Very much reminds me of Stephen Wright.
How? It's completely different type of stand up
@@1985cactus if you don't hear the similarity I can't convince you otherwise, but not completely different. Once example...."I saw a kid with an I love life t-shirt and I thought, you'll grow out of it..... That's very Wright, to the extent that if I just read that joke I'd think he wrote it.
@@markl.1666 Yeah, but that's one of the few examples. Stephen wouldn't explain it, he would just say it with a straight face. And he is not a story teller like Sam.
voices are kinda similar
@@1985cactus yup Wright makes a strike and moves to a different topic. This guy is a great Storyteller. Wright is not.
4:54 Missed opportunity.. Coulda added, "n i don't care what he says".. Get it, Simon says?? lol..
I confidently walk back to overheated cars 😭
He's right though
He sounds like archer
That’s why we named you TJ
This guys face is so weird/funny looking that I cant stop watching videos of him just to observe his strangely smug grin
right? his mouth looks so small when he does that
It’s the eyebrows
Everything is better...
It was a joke.....some women have to fake it...he did not say his girlfriend did.
I'm apparently good at faking a bad mood...
bel pet.. shut up bel