“Being Attacked by Panic” - Joe List - Full Special

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  • Joe List discusses coping with anxiety in yoga class, aggressive sex, strange male bonding rituals and his uncle’s questionable babysitting methods.
    Original airdate: October 24, 2015
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  • @Swampboiii
    @Swampboiii Рік тому +57

    “Im not old enough to be happy just yet” has to be one of the best lines I’ve ever heard

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Рік тому +230

    Joe is one of the funniest comedians ever. I've watched "I Hate Myself" so many times I practically have it memorized.

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Рік тому +2

      👎

    • @madelyn5376
      @madelyn5376 Рік тому +25

      Same here. It has over 8M views. I laugh thinking it's just 1M people like us watching it over and over😂💖

    • @ry4539
      @ry4539 Рік тому +3

      Seems you may be biased lol

    • @FloopidyMcDoopidy
      @FloopidyMcDoopidy Рік тому +5

      I agree, I've see that special atleast 5 times now. Currently my favorite comedian

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Рік тому

      @@FloopidyMcDoopidy 😪

  • @jedipat204
    @jedipat204 Рік тому +227

    Joe List is awesome. You can tell he was nervous this long ago but he's learned how to be comfortable on stage and has done great in his last couple of specials

    • @wendynothaft8197
      @wendynothaft8197 Рік тому +3

      That's nice to hear. Thanks😁🙃

    • @ltsgoyanks
      @ltsgoyanks Рік тому

      Joe....yer teeth are crooked and you have no chin!!!! (for the algorithm)....

    • @MrInfamos
      @MrInfamos Рік тому

      He had an awesome show at the comedy castle in metro detroit a few weeks ago with non stop butt hole stories, pretty hilarious. I wish it was recorded.

    • @thomashallesy8835
      @thomashallesy8835 Рік тому

      oh ok so this is old.

    • @arcadianearth
      @arcadianearth Рік тому +1

      Was thinking this has to be pretty old. Still great, but his new stuff is beyond genius.

  • @JarretLaMark
    @JarretLaMark Рік тому +88

    Why Joe List doesn't have like three Netflix comedy specials under his belt by now is beyond all logic. The guy is hilarious, and more than deserves the audience that Netflix has.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Рік тому +4

      You’re right. Needs to stay away from that god awful Skankfest. Much better on his own.

    • @kodykindhart5644
      @kodykindhart5644 Рік тому

      Ppl play sides so hard
      It’s really crazy

    • @abigaelwhite2383
      @abigaelwhite2383 Рік тому +3

      I’m sure it’ll come- he’s earning it

    • @crybabychrononaut
      @crybabychrononaut Рік тому +1

      For realz

    • @bepowerification
      @bepowerification Рік тому

      Well.. its probably a taste thing. If I had to choose watching List or Bill Burr or Jeselnik.. Id always choose not-List.

  • @spitflamez
    @spitflamez Рік тому +38

    This guy has become one of my favorite Comedians 😂!!!

  • @benmoser11
    @benmoser11 Рік тому +32

    "Some people drink to unwind, I unravel" lmao golden set man.

  • @taliadmytruk4634
    @taliadmytruk4634 Рік тому +30

    joe being joe is the best content

  • @trikicks
    @trikicks Рік тому +16

    19:30 “Classic babysitting gag” 😂 Idk why but the way he delivered that killed me. Super funny set, wish it was longer

  • @fishsticks8155
    @fishsticks8155 Рік тому +143

    Joe List is so good that he constantly misinterprets silence as a bad sign...everyone is silent because they don't wanna interrupt. for real, watch both of his hour specials....it happens at least 10 times. best. comedian. ever.

    • @MaddenDoctor
      @MaddenDoctor Рік тому +2

      Meh I laughed half a laugh the full 20 minutes but to each his own

    • @fishsticks8155
      @fishsticks8155 Рік тому +14

      @@MaddenDoctor agreed this is his worse performance. Watch I hate myself and this years material..i think you'll be surprised

    • @DigitalDuelist
      @DigitalDuelist Рік тому +2

      You obviously don't know who Mark Normand, Sam Morill and Andrew Schulz are. If not you are in for a comedy treat!

    • @fishsticks8155
      @fishsticks8155 Рік тому +5

      @@DigitalDuelist they're good. Shultz does more crowdwork than I care for and mark does a lot of social bits but they both write good jokes. Watch one of Joe lists specials when you can..i feel like my comment would be much more justified then lol

    • @fishsticks8155
      @fishsticks8155 Рік тому +6

      @@DigitalDuelist if you still hold that opinion afterwards, I will concede but I do know those guys, great comedians, and I still think Joe List is better. Not to say he is and you're wrong lol but if you haven't seen his specials, I think you may be in for a treat. Especially if you like those guys, cause that's my typa stand up...Joe List fits in that group for sure

  • @jdizzforyou
    @jdizzforyou Рік тому +259

    My mom was an old hippie. She would meditate regularly, she said the snoring was just “very deep meditation” 😂😂

    • @shar1ngthemusic
      @shar1ngthemusic Рік тому +3

      Hehe 😄😇

    • @mlissgay5054
      @mlissgay5054 Рік тому +1

      @@shar1ngthemusic me too.hippie meditator mom

    • @TheHorseshoePartyUK
      @TheHorseshoePartyUK Рік тому

      The sideways of approach of *curing* anxiety, by the very experienced Therapist, Mark Tyrrell of Uncommon Knowledge UK, is more effective than any drug, legal or illegal, and how Western Psychiatry has gone a bit wrongheaded with dealing with it. It's ironically, causing a negative type of Self-fulfilling Prophecy with people stigmatising themselves with diagnostic labels, over an entirely normal stress response, that can be trained to be more sensible. Gotta love The Law of Unintended Consequences.
      ua-cam.com/video/HKn_twpckQ4/v-deo.html
      Change my mind.

    • @hendy24
      @hendy24 Рік тому +4

      She also did her stretches?

    • @Dirt_McGirt_ODB
      @Dirt_McGirt_ODB Рік тому

      ​@@hendy24 weird comment dude

  • @movoroch
    @movoroch Рік тому +90

    I'm a big comedy fan who watches tons of stand-ups and follows comedians, and Joe List is hands down absolutely one of my favorites. If he doesn't become huge there's something wrong with the universe.

  • @shermsticky2500
    @shermsticky2500 Рік тому +58

    Bro I’m 6 minutes in and I’ve been cackling at every single one of his jokes, this guy is hilarious 😂😂😂 jokes and delivery on point 👏🏻

  • @hendy24
    @hendy24 Рік тому +17

    Gotta love Joe List, the guy with the biggest humor to chin ratio of anyone in the world.

  • @christopherjeverud8543
    @christopherjeverud8543 Рік тому +69

    Probably the most underrated comic right now, his sets are gold👌

    • @Ghgjkmm
      @Ghgjkmm Рік тому +1

      Absolutely true

    • @timf7679
      @timf7679 Рік тому +6

      Top 100 comedians of the world, 95 have this comment somewhere on their youtube videos. He's doing very well, respected among peers, admired by fans, its okay if he's rated correctly, which is highly.

    • @johnangelo75
      @johnangelo75 Рік тому

      One of my favourite

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Рік тому +2

      @Tim F
      Certain people think the best compliment is to lie and pretend a well-liked entertainer is unknown, for some reason.
      It's obnoxious and completely ignores the meaning of the word "underrated."

    • @mchepen
      @mchepen Рік тому

      i wouldnt call working with louis ck ''underrated''. I would say he's quite noticed by quite important people.

  • @james7301
    @james7301 Рік тому +5

    THIS DUDE MURDERS!!!!!! The babysitting stuff at the end is freaking hilarious!!!!!

  • @annette4660
    @annette4660 Рік тому +9

    Either chuckling or LOLing the whole entire time. ....Joe is brilliant and has the best delivery LOVE LOVE LOVE

  • @andrenaalexandre2536
    @andrenaalexandre2536 Рік тому +26

    I want to see this guy live. I’ve watched this at least 4 times introducing a new person to this hilarious guy

    • @RossWoodsJr
      @RossWoodsJr Рік тому +1

      He has two other hour long specials on here if you want to see more. "I Hate Myself" and "This Years Material". Both are also hilarious

    • @tomselleck5560
      @tomselleck5560 Рік тому

      Saw him in Austin last night he crushed

    • @lucybradshaw8675
      @lucybradshaw8675 5 місяців тому

      Absolutely see him live if you can! My brother took me to a Joe show and I truly believed I might die or have a medical emergency due to laughing so much.

  • @williamray4512
    @williamray4512 Рік тому +9

    I remember first watching Joe, and then watching him and his wife roast each other, and now killing these specials to come full circle. Great job

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 Рік тому +62

    He's absolutely hilarious

  • @christinebates7493
    @christinebates7493 Рік тому +8

    I love Joe List! I've seen all his specials and his delivery is just perfect. Most hilarious comic out there today.

  • @gourddrawing
    @gourddrawing Рік тому +4

    Love this guy's sense of humor. All great comedians are a little off and Joe List embraces it and makes it laugh-out-loud funny.

  • @ThomSonnyYeah
    @ThomSonnyYeah 10 місяців тому +4

    I seem to of seen Joe's specials in reverse order, and it's great, because his consistency throughout the years so so solid. This set had me laughing out loud

  • @robertjones9598
    @robertjones9598 Рік тому +6

    Joe is brilliant, thank you LouisCK for highlighting!🤣

  • @jimimckay69
    @jimimckay69 Рік тому +44

    Joe deserves the world and more. Love this man

  • @thehackmusician
    @thehackmusician Рік тому +13

    joe is great fun, seems very genuine. Always enjoy his standup.

  • @williammalloy5314
    @williammalloy5314 3 місяці тому +1

    I don't think it's possible to be funnier than Joe List. It's not even 7am and I'm already crying laughing. I HAVE TO GO TO WORK!!!

  • @travisgonzalez4280
    @travisgonzalez4280 Рік тому +4

    This standup is gold, Jerry! GOLD!

  • @Jeudaos
    @Jeudaos Рік тому +3

    'I woke up and did "my stretches" and then "meditated" for two hours' LMAO

  • @kariekuehl7179
    @kariekuehl7179 Рік тому +29

    Oh my God I was watching this trying to do my makeup and when he got to the part about checking on the baby I was laughing so hard I was crying and I had to stop🤣😂🤣☠️

  • @cameronthomas9025
    @cameronthomas9025 Рік тому +5

    My favorite comedian- seen him twice live and he kills every time.

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 Рік тому +3

    Funniest special I’ve seen in a while. Constant laughs over here. This is gold!

  • @nate-beard
    @nate-beard Рік тому +3

    Thank you for this. Had me cracking up! Cheers!

  • @pickausername9002
    @pickausername9002 7 місяців тому +1

    The visual of waking up next to a blood spattered literal stop sign is fckn hilarious to me 💀

  • @sharmenbaby1
    @sharmenbaby1 Рік тому +3

    Joe List just does not miss. Hilarious start to finish!

  • @FB-FILMS
    @FB-FILMS Рік тому +7

    The Content King!

  • @bmxt939
    @bmxt939 Рік тому +5

    It's highly unlikely that Joe will ever read this, but:
    "Joe, the goal of meditation is not to make anxiety go away, but on the contrary embrace it and look at it while being grounded in your breathing and feeling of presence, your deep self, meta observer."

  • @julioissexy4432
    @julioissexy4432 Рік тому +4

    Lol is that Mark Normand laughing at 6:20? 😂

    • @MattB_138
      @MattB_138 Рік тому

      That sounds exactly like him

    • @ryloagnb
      @ryloagnb Рік тому +1

      it does sound like him 🤣🤣i wouldn’t be surprised

  • @JayThomasofficial
    @JayThomasofficial Рік тому +1

    Another special . What a G ! Love this guy

  • @lokristine8869
    @lokristine8869 Рік тому +9

    Joe is great, always makes me laugh!

  • @meowmom3296
    @meowmom3296 Рік тому +7

    I just discovered Joe today!!!! I'm so excited!!! this guy is awesome 👌

    • @JoeListComedy
      @JoeListComedy Рік тому +4

      Welcome aboard. Be sure to check out “I Hate Myself” and “This Years Material” on UA-cam

    • @HIGHTS
      @HIGHTS Рік тому

      Damn! Awesome. Check out his podcast with Mark Normand on here TUESDAYS WITH STORIES. So fckn funny I promise

  • @Photik
    @Photik Рік тому +12

    If you enjoyed this, check out his special on UA-cam "This Year's Material"

    • @Girrrrrrrr
      @Girrrrrrrr Рік тому +1

      Nice, thanks!!

    • @eddiebrock7024
      @eddiebrock7024 Рік тому

      I laughed so hard the other night, I almost spewed soda all over our TV! lmao 😂

    • @Photik
      @Photik Рік тому +3

      @@eddiebrock7024 Tuesday's with Stories w Mark Normand podcast is incredible as well! Comedy!

  • @Itsant33
    @Itsant33 Рік тому +1

    It's almost like you're being attacked by panic
    I'm dead 💀🤣

  • @kirktown2046
    @kirktown2046 Рік тому +3

    I love Joe's writing and I hope he continues doing what he's doing. There's not quite enough of his material out there.

  • @TXpatriate
    @TXpatriate Рік тому +3

    Upstate NY Loves Joe List!

    • @whirlhoof5117
      @whirlhoof5117 Рік тому +1

      Northern NY does too ! 😁😄😂❤

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate Рік тому +1

      @@whirlhoof5117howdy from Seneca Falls

  • @StrangeMeadowLark
    @StrangeMeadowLark Рік тому

    Laughed out loud. Thanks mum 👍🤣

  • @kolddemonstration
    @kolddemonstration Рік тому +2

    Just happened to click the first video that popped up under “stand up comedies” & now I’m in tears 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 Hilarious man

    • @DeeboCools
      @DeeboCools 2 місяці тому

      Listen to Tuesdays with Stories podcast, been a fan of Joe for like a decade myself. Crazy to think about

  • @foxfireman188-ls1kv
    @foxfireman188-ls1kv 9 місяців тому +1

    "Oh, I should sit alone in a room with nothing but my thoughts? _That's_ a cure for my anxiety?!"
    He's joking, but, literally, yes. A lot of anxiety comes from the unknown, in the outside world and in your own head. Getting familiar with your own thoughts; recognizing unhelpful, harmful, or just plain wrong ways of thinking; and practicing how to react to them trains your brain to not spiral into a panic attack. You train your body and mind to not immediately go into an all-or-nothing fight/flight reaction at every stressful thought or situation.
    It can be boring and tedious to meditate, even unpleasant and frightening at times, but those are small prices -- paid willingly -- at times you choose, rather than a very large price -- extracted by force -- at some unpredictable time in the future.

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Рік тому +2

    Great set! The content King!!!

  • @phillymurf
    @phillymurf Рік тому +1

    So great. Joe List is awesome.

  • @rolandomota7771
    @rolandomota7771 Рік тому +2

    that credit card swipe, i know from elementary decades ago. I didnt know grown people still did that

  • @angelicapeterson2249
    @angelicapeterson2249 Рік тому

    Dropped another one WOW..I'm cooking and needed this THANK YOU

  • @mellyp5302
    @mellyp5302 Рік тому +3

    Love Joe List!!!

  • @RossTheisen
    @RossTheisen 10 місяців тому

    Man, Joe List is hilarious. One of few comedians where I'm laughing legit every few seconds. He's great!

  • @elyktheman8189
    @elyktheman8189 Рік тому +3

    come to Michigan sometime joe!! I love your delivery on jokes, you one of the greats!

  • @hazelatwood2292
    @hazelatwood2292 Рік тому +2

    Gawd I love this guy! 😂❤

  • @juice2620
    @juice2620 Рік тому +2

    You can hear Mark Normand laughing in the audience lmao.

  • @fan_of_brent_terhune_comedian
    @fan_of_brent_terhune_comedian Рік тому +1

    Joe List is THE BEST!!!🤣

  • @shiragoldberg7744
    @shiragoldberg7744 28 днів тому

    One of my absolute favorites! ❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @matthewlawrence488
    @matthewlawrence488 Рік тому +4

    Hey Joe... AWESOME JOB!!
    💪👍

  • @BrankAnt
    @BrankAnt Рік тому +4

    Laugh at all of this, keep it up joe!

  • @tedar3986
    @tedar3986 Рік тому +2

    Bout Nama stained my pants right there! 😂😂😂

  • @samb9403
    @samb9403 Рік тому +3

    Holy chit..this dude waaaaay more funny than I thought he would.

  • @brettsmith8145
    @brettsmith8145 3 місяці тому

    Last per minute is incredibly intense. He's so f****** funny and relatable

  • @cosmicsciencewitholiver7328

    This was really, good thank you.

  • @lisalorenzo7451
    @lisalorenzo7451 Рік тому +1

    This guy had me laughing so hard I peed on myself a little 🤣

  • @nowaythatnamewastakn
    @nowaythatnamewastakn 9 місяців тому +1

    I've never read one bad comment about this guy, he's as close to a perfect comedian as there is.

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Рік тому +5

    Take John Mulaney, multiply the comedy by 0.6, add a Don Knotts voice, sprinkle in some light homophobia, and boom - you got Joe List.
    (The 0.6 part isn't an insult, by the way. I find Mulaney hilarious.)

    • @TheHorseshoePartyUK
      @TheHorseshoePartyUK Рік тому +3

      *1.6 unless you're trying to say he's 60% as amusing. Hope that helps! But yeah Mulaney really is hilarious

  • @alexkuhnel8128
    @alexkuhnel8128 Рік тому

    This is one of the best specials I've ever seen lol

  • @P51
    @P51 Рік тому

    One of the best out there.

  • @OmarBReal
    @OmarBReal Рік тому +14

    Recently discovered Joe list. He's so funny idk how he's not more popular!!

    • @atm6870
      @atm6870 Рік тому

      he has two free specials on youtube that are even better than this

    • @Pubslife
      @Pubslife Рік тому +1

      Actually, he is pretty popular!

    • @jordannorman1314
      @jordannorman1314 Рік тому +1

      Popular is fueled by media and dumb pod cast now. Joe is extremely good. This to me was ti get his anxiety out. I have it to bit he has many tremendous works of art

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Рік тому

      Me too! Thru the Louie movie

  • @TheSecretLifeofEb
    @TheSecretLifeofEb Рік тому

    This was so good!

  • @jessicapadgett7345
    @jessicapadgett7345 Рік тому +1

    Love this

  • @shlomiregev3358
    @shlomiregev3358 Рік тому +1

    Joe, you’re the best (you and mark). So funny, so smart

  • @Osama_2307
    @Osama_2307 3 місяці тому

    I laughed my guts out ! 😂

  • @burnonedown2day
    @burnonedown2day Рік тому +2

    Very well done 👍

  • @wendywendy123
    @wendywendy123 9 місяців тому

    Super show. I laughed the hardest at the check on the baby part. Great work.

  • @coribailey5338
    @coribailey5338 7 місяців тому

    I am so stoked that I happened to click on a stand up video of Joe while scrolling thru my feed just a day or 2 ago & loved it. this one was frieken hilarious too! Idk how i didnt know who he was already but im def a fan now! He's great 😂

  • @thebiosphere8349
    @thebiosphere8349 Рік тому

    Awesome set!!!

  • @ASMRWandering
    @ASMRWandering Рік тому +1

    Great standup!

  • @cesarcuadra13
    @cesarcuadra13 Рік тому +1

    This guy is awesome and hilarious!!!!!!

  • @asalu0000
    @asalu0000 Рік тому

    I’ve seen almost every comic live at this point, Joe and Shane were my favorite shows.

  • @william.darrigo
    @william.darrigo 10 місяців тому

    This is hilarious. I love seeing how much he improved on his comedy. He really found his voice.

  • @MFDARYN
    @MFDARYN Рік тому

    Content king baby!! Love Joe List

  • @igotthepowerbambambambam
    @igotthepowerbambambambam 5 місяців тому

    Joe list is my fav

  • @Sparko78
    @Sparko78 Рік тому

    The King of Content strikes again! Funny as always!

  • @stefaniaponitz5738
    @stefaniaponitz5738 6 місяців тому

    Fantastic!

  • @pigeontalkcomedy
    @pigeontalkcomedy Рік тому

    Great special !

  • @RonTattoo
    @RonTattoo Рік тому +3

    One of the funniest sets ever. Joe List is the MAN! Became one of my favorite comedians ever.

  • @wyntersheard
    @wyntersheard Рік тому

    Definitely a new fan after watching this 💜

  • @matthewdejesus9472
    @matthewdejesus9472 Рік тому

    Keep up the great work!!

  • @debraferraro7000
    @debraferraro7000 Рік тому +2

    Wow this is a Christmas miracle!

  • @walkingnap611
    @walkingnap611 Рік тому +3

    Weeaaaak crowd. Even 7 years ago Joe was ahead of his time and too subtle for generic audiences. This is gold.

  • @sebk4980
    @sebk4980 9 місяців тому

    Excellent bit!😂😂😂

  • @toddvistain8179
    @toddvistain8179 Рік тому +1

    You shouldn't be nervous you're hilarious the first time the second time I know you're going to be hilarious again I look forward to seeing all your comedy you're awesome!

  • @billyjackbuzzard
    @billyjackbuzzard Рік тому +2

    My cousin went to agriculture college with him in Calgary back in 2002.

  • @nothingmuch875
    @nothingmuch875 27 днів тому

    Morning streches and meditation. I'll remember that forever, lol

  • @EdwardVGrimm
    @EdwardVGrimm 7 місяців тому

    I can hear Mark's laugh cutting through the crowd 😂 🤣

  • @rogaru
    @rogaru Рік тому +3

    ive never seen a man with the classic Karen haircut until today
    love ol sloppy joloppy though

  • @jaysonvadnais2358
    @jaysonvadnais2358 Рік тому

    You're specials are hilarious

  • @Metal.mike89
    @Metal.mike89 3 місяці тому

    Perfect cure for people with anxiety
    Asking people what they have to be anxious about