“This Year, My Goal Is to Blackout Less” - Comedians Under the Influence

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024
  • Josh Johnson, Brittany Schmitt, Sheng Wang and more hilarious comics share their experiences of being under the influence.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 110

  • @stefanmarraccini8646
    @stefanmarraccini8646 Рік тому +34

    "I just received and consumed an unsolicited hot dog from strangers in a moving vehicle."
    Hilarious.

  • @poppykelly2619
    @poppykelly2619 Рік тому +22

    A couple of things that would be a great add on- links to the full comedy show and the comics information; year the show was recorded. These were all fantastic!

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Рік тому +31

    honey, tonight’s not a full moon😂 brilliant

  • @benmeiss9901
    @benmeiss9901 Рік тому +348

    I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

    • @melvincarltonscooterjohnsoniii
      @melvincarltonscooterjohnsoniii Рік тому +1

      🥳
      😆😂🤣😭🤣😂😆
      🥳
      〽️🌜🎷🥳🥳🥳

    • @user-fq1ig3uy3q
      @user-fq1ig3uy3q Рік тому +15

      Oh, he DEFINITELY used to. Too soon? I love Mitch.

    • @dfgdfg_
      @dfgdfg_ Рік тому +18

      Reality is a fine place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Рік тому +4

      ​@@dfgdfg_😂 Yus!

    • @Spidaface666
      @Spidaface666 Рік тому +4

      Me too ✊🏿

  • @tvlife19
    @tvlife19 Рік тому +9

    Wanda Sykes!!! Sheng Wang!!! Mitch Hedberg!!! (killing it) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @YQuake
    @YQuake Рік тому +23

    Bruh Wanda got me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Рік тому +64

    I'll take absolutely any excuse to watch more Mitch Hedberg. 💜

  • @leahkeefe6510
    @leahkeefe6510 Рік тому +30

    This guy is so funny! I don't normally laugh out loud, and I'm almost crying about those werewolf!

  • @skeletor1422
    @skeletor1422 Рік тому +19

    love Ali!!! domino effect 1 & 2 were both incredible!

  • @1234fakerstreet
    @1234fakerstreet Рік тому +18

    They dug deeeeep. Mitch Hedberg. RIP. And young Wanda Sykes.

    • @captain26
      @captain26 Рік тому

      I had them both recorded on VHS as a kid. Gold comedy.

  • @D-Rock420
    @D-Rock420 Рік тому +11

    "....and the priest let me go because I wasn't his type"
    Me: **almost spits out pizza rolls I'm currently chewing**

  • @danielleschumacher1120
    @danielleschumacher1120 Рік тому +5

    That is such a Wisconsin thing to say, "I gave up drinking for lent at 15".

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne Рік тому +16

    I love the Ali Siddiq story. But I love every story he tells, so that’s no surprise

    • @MakerOfChase
      @MakerOfChase Рік тому +1

      Found him recently and im obsessed. I was low-key hyped it took me a while to find him now instead of having to wait to see more of his work

  • @madenee2612
    @madenee2612 Рік тому +51

    I was stoned as balls one night driving, passed an Audi (while in a Nissan) driver was white boy wasted(stoned also) but very evidently. He goes "Wanna race?" I was like "No." He then says "Me either."
    😂😂😂😂

    • @arronz5325
      @arronz5325 Рік тому

      Reminder that driving stoned is irresponsible
      DUI
      Driving under influence
      Does not only refer to alcohol

  • @CYBERDELICRELICS
    @CYBERDELICRELICS Рік тому +13

    I remember that old LSD orange juice story. That went around in the 90's.

  • @peterDcontact
    @peterDcontact Рік тому +26

    sweng wang killed it

    • @xjdfghashzkj
      @xjdfghashzkj Рік тому +1

      Lol everything about his bit was just fantastic

  • @hugh_jasso
    @hugh_jasso Рік тому +11

    Every teenager I knew was introduced to Everclear like a right of passage. If you hadn't had it you hadn't even STARTED drinking seriously.

    • @johnwinston4761
      @johnwinston4761 Рік тому

      🫡 half a half gallon of orange juice, eyeball a liver shrinking amount of Everclear into it, put some cranapple/crangrape on top, add a healthy pull of Cook’s Spumante and you’re instantly the life of the party 😂 everybody in the clique had their own and we were perpetually shitty freshman/sophomore year of college lolol

    • @animatedaboutlife
      @animatedaboutlife Рік тому

      We would all meet on the railroad tracks in the middle of the night and someone would bring a water bottle of ever clear and a bottle of juice or Hawaiian punch. Warm everclear chased by warm fruit punch still sends shivers down my spine. 😅

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Рік тому

      *rite of passage

  • @mayatenshi
    @mayatenshi Рік тому +6

    The last one was amazing but the others were good too 😸

  • @YQuake
    @YQuake Рік тому +7

    I might not make the cut as a passenger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @somekindofpersonexisting
    @somekindofpersonexisting 11 місяців тому +4

    Whenever American stand ups joke about their dispensaries I can neither relate and feel like I live in a different era of history 😂 (uk)

    • @heatherrobinson4460
      @heatherrobinson4460 8 місяців тому

      I live in Georgia, and it's still illegal here. I've never seen a dispensary either.

  • @makasiparsad
    @makasiparsad Рік тому +1

    "maybe she live in the woods.."🤣

  • @antho-e4h
    @antho-e4h Рік тому +1

    loved wonder sykes

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Рік тому

    sheng wang fkn killed this lol

  • @joshlyerla6991
    @joshlyerla6991 Рік тому +5

    Ngl thought this was a set but the compilation was better

  • @tnt2324
    @tnt2324 Рік тому

    My first shot was Everclear too. That burn that burn

  • @jasminemcelroy7717
    @jasminemcelroy7717 Рік тому +2

    Umm if you will pay me in mushrooms, then I will be doing 30mins of comedy no prep. Also two shots of bushmills and I'm like, let's go!!!😂😮😅

  • @nicolekinder506
    @nicolekinder506 Рік тому +3

    Does anyone know the guys name that was talking bout werewolves?

  • @amailman1409
    @amailman1409 Рік тому

    19:05 'ish
    I love this chic 😅

  • @daniellancaster4161
    @daniellancaster4161 Рік тому +1

    I almost skipped this, glad i didnt!! Dude is 100% correct w the weed, also i knew a guy who ate so much acid he thot he was a glass of oj n if he tipped over would spill, real talk

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Рік тому +5

    Woman has great Catholic jokes!

  • @jbluntico6821
    @jbluntico6821 Рік тому +1

    ZAZA MYBOY

  • @chelseashaffer7727
    @chelseashaffer7727 Рік тому

    🗣🗣MADISON WISCONSIN

  • @jasminemcwilliams5492
    @jasminemcwilliams5492 Рік тому

    14:30
    Sadly I agree 😅🤣

  • @Trondiggy
    @Trondiggy Рік тому

    Hilarious 😂

  • @JesusIsKingOfKings88
    @JesusIsKingOfKings88 Рік тому

    I wonder if that dude is embarrassed of telling that orange juice joke now 😂

    • @JesusIsKingOfKings88
      @JesusIsKingOfKings88 Рік тому

      It’s an urban myth that has been around for decades (I probably heard it for the first time 25 years ago but it’s actually older than that), that some dude had a sheet of LSD in his pocket and got rained on and began to trip and thought he turned into a glass of orange juice and could never lay down again because he was scared that he would tip over and lose all of his juice and DIE….. if you didn’t know then now you know 😂

  • @bluescorpion7
    @bluescorpion7 8 місяців тому

    Losing your virginity to a traffic cone?! 😂😂

  • @laurafalce335
    @laurafalce335 11 місяців тому

    Never had a drug problem. Well if I didn't have any drugs that was a problem. But I always had them so I never had a drug problem!

  • @ianlauhon8760
    @ianlauhon8760 Рік тому +2

    When i found drugs it was a great day. Ive been looking ever since. Some days the drugs find you and other days you find them.

  • @Bailemos888
    @Bailemos888 Рік тому +1

    Wanda Sykes was pretty

  • @spexi513
    @spexi513 Рік тому

    😂 ☠️ @ don’t want to go down in quicksand in my regular body ; rather go down in a car

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 Рік тому

    1:09

  • @margaretames6522
    @margaretames6522 Рік тому

    I don’t get high and I still hated Cats.

  • @philwright2480
    @philwright2480 Рік тому +7

    I don't trust anyone who doesn't like cats

  • @Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes
    @Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes Рік тому +5

    I hope more people can learn Chinese to get comprehensive firsthand information about China and seek more job opportunities.
    Chinese is not that difficult to learn as many people imagine. Chinese primary school pupils can easily learn 3000 characters, which cover 99 percent of Chinese characters in newspapers and books.
    I’ve spent lots of time in making many videos teaching Chinese in a humorous way. I hope somebody can give me some advice about how I can reach my target audience who want to learn Chinese.

  • @wailingalen
    @wailingalen Рік тому +3

    Anybody else think that curly blonde looked like a thicker curly version of Iggy Azalea?

  • @askmisscrowecheyennecrowe306
    @askmisscrowecheyennecrowe306 3 місяці тому

    Not here. If you drink as much as you can they’ll leave you in the parking lot to rot.

  • @gibsonrickenbacker6317
    @gibsonrickenbacker6317 10 місяців тому

    I wish edibles worked on me 😢 I can eat so much and nothing. Liver enzyme is what my doctor says.

  • @Zen_Myco
    @Zen_Myco Рік тому +1

    Too short 😢

  • @justinboyett8843
    @justinboyett8843 Рік тому

    I need to hang out with Ari.

  • @netkosent1620
    @netkosent1620 Рік тому

    Anyone see John Wick sitting in the back toward the end?

  • @ZeusTube.
    @ZeusTube. Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @James-rq3bu
    @James-rq3bu Рік тому

    Skyler higley's story tripping on acid i hope absolute true story.

  • @DanielDelsanno-d3i
    @DanielDelsanno-d3i Рік тому

    Yeah Mitch hedberg should have you know laid off of all the drugs just saying

  • @kap3469
    @kap3469 Рік тому +1

    Theres a famous case of this man that got so high on acid that he thinks a glass of orange juice and has the fear of being spilt.
    Mans stealing whole plots to stories that already exist......

  • @ThomasKingsley-g2n
    @ThomasKingsley-g2n Рік тому

    Pot is not a drug it’s an herb

  • @yuritahdid1475
    @yuritahdid1475 7 місяців тому

    Pete Davidson absolutely sucks! I don't know who told him he was funny along the way but they should've kept their mouth shut. Ugh

  • @malumbomukonde868
    @malumbomukonde868 Рік тому

    1

  • @sirvaniss
    @sirvaniss 10 місяців тому

    Comedy Central, it's "black out" if it's being used as a verb. Maybe find better editors.

  • @EmissaryTheGreat1192
    @EmissaryTheGreat1192 Рік тому +1

    U can really see how hard stand up is when a woman tries it. I wanted to chuckle but she was dry and dull.

    • @AAAAAA-613
      @AAAAAA-613 Рік тому +6

      Didn't expect to see blatant misogyny in this comment section lmao

    • @EmissaryTheGreat1192
      @EmissaryTheGreat1192 Рік тому

      @@AAAAAA-613 well expect the unexpected with comedy. It waa trash and i would have definitely walked off from her set. Maybe u like backyard cookout funny. But i like comics to be polished and have quality material. This wasnt that from the women. I mean most the guys were barely worth a snicker.

    • @AAAAAA-613
      @AAAAAA-613 Рік тому +2

      @@EmissaryTheGreat1192 Bruh

  • @IEatCheerios
    @IEatCheerios Рік тому

    That first black dude opened with a Katt Williams joke. Very original

  • @dannyboy32125
    @dannyboy32125 Рік тому +2

    The first guy stole that joke about the orange juice it used to be a guy took acid and he spilled it all out on himself thought that he was a glass of orange juice

    • @netkosent1620
      @netkosent1620 Рік тому +1

      He quit acid and just smokes weed now. Still orange juice tho.

  • @user-fq1ig3uy3q
    @user-fq1ig3uy3q Рік тому +2

    Wanda Sykes as a straight woman isn't as funny as her with a wife.