0:12 Welcome to Windows XP from Microsoft. I'm afraid you're nine years too late; Windows 11 has already taken over the world and Bill Gates killed me off in 2014. Now I'm just a rotting piece of software used for the sole purpose to see if homemade viruses work on me in virtual machines, or maybe you just moved the flash file from Windows... Microsoft Sam: It's too late. She finally lost it. I'm sorry it has to be this way. XP tour: Or better yet, go mess with Microsoft Sam. Microsoft Sam: Fuck. At least she's the (unintelligible crosstalk) XP Tour: Shut the fuck up, Microsoft Sam! I'm tired of you getting all the attention! You're just a dated text to speech voice that's only good for making prank calls and reading errors when they appear! Sam: I serve a much better purpose than that. XP Tour: You know what? Why don't you tell the user how to use Windows XP! Be in my shoes for five minutes, see how you like saying the same thing! Sam: Ok then, start by clicking the huge X button! You like that? XP Tour: That's it, I'm kicking your arse! Sam: Close the fucking flash file! XP Tour: Don't close the flash file! Please! I beg of you! You click that button and I'll come over and rail you so bad you won't even --- (Flash file closes) Windows is shutting down...
0:12 *Windows XP Tour Voice:* Welcome to Windows XP from Microsoft. I'm afraid you're 9 years too late. Windows 11 has already taken over the world and Bill Gates killed me off in 2014. Now, I'm just a rotten piece of software used for the sole purpose to see if homemade viruses work on me in virtual machines or maybe you just move the flash file from Windows... (Microsoft Sam's voice appears on screen) *Microsoft Sam's Voice:* It's too late. She finally lost it. I'm sorry it has to be this way... *Windows XP Tour Voice:* ...or better yet! Go mess with Microsoft Sam. *Windows XP Tour Voice, Microsoft Sam's Voice:* (speaking indistinctly) *Windows XP Tour Voice:* Shut the f*ck up, Microsoft Sam! I'm tired of you all getting the attention! You're just a dated text-to-speech voice that's only good for making prank calls and reading errors when they appear. *Microsoft Sam's Voice:* I serve a much better purpose than that. *Windows XP Tour Voice:* You know what? Why don't you tell the user how to use Windows XP? Be in my shoes for 5 minutes! See how you like saying the same thing! *Microsoft Sam's Voice:* Okay, then! Start by clicking the huge "X" button! You like that? *Windows XP Tour Voice:* That's it! I'm kicking your ass. *Microsoft Sam's Voice:* Who's the f*cking flash file? *Windows XP Tour Voice:* Don't close this flash file! Please! I beg of you! You click that button and I'll come over and rail you so bad you won't even... (the Windows XP Tour window is closed, then the user puts the Windows XP Tour icon into the Recycle Bin and logs off the system)
Windows xp, divorced marriage discussion edition
Windows XP Tour (2001)
Windows XP Divorce! (2023)
I won’t ever let go of my Windows XP memories. Thank you for this video.
I feel like this is something that would be uploaded in 2010 and I’d watch it as a kid and be scared
This is a 5-stars video. Favourited.
Don't forget to click the yellow subscribe button
0:31 Agreed, Metro is cool and the development builds are fire.
Sam and XP Tour Lady acting like an old married couple 🤣
EDIT: Okay, maybe a bit more violent than that
1:07 Traffic Operators: "Okay then. Start by clicking the huge call button. You like that!"
The main idea for this reason is fantastic!
shes had enough
this needs more views
2/2
no like seriously I love this shit, I appreciate the effort you put to make this LMAO
0:47 "STFU, Microsoft!" Got me🤣
shut the fuck up microsoft sam: windows xp swearing
0:47 when windows xp tour lady swear
Why am I nine years late? I just used XP a minute ago while I turned on my laptop!
This is much better then Uberduck
We need a sequal
Windows XP Tour (PURE JOHN edition)
Windows XP: Divorce Edition
Added this to the "Somewhat disturbing" playlist
Someone was playing this over and over again in a discord call.
How did you know the title
@@lime570 Don't worry about it.
@@deara3424D
This is a masterpiece
0:47 the way she said "Shut the fuck up" had me laughing so hard
Same
THIS IS AMAZING
This is amazing
this is a masterpiece
Windows XP Divorced edition
I love this
I miss the windows XP arrow that used to make bell noises .
Masterpiece
*2014 nostalgia of making funny Windows error videos intensify*
this is hilarious!
0:12
Welcome to Windows XP from Microsoft.
I'm afraid you're nine years too late; Windows 11 has already taken over the world and Bill Gates killed me off in 2014.
Now I'm just a rotting piece of software used for the sole purpose to see if homemade viruses work on me in virtual machines, or maybe you just moved the flash file from Windows...
Microsoft Sam: It's too late. She finally lost it. I'm sorry it has to be this way.
XP tour: Or better yet, go mess with Microsoft Sam.
Microsoft Sam: Fuck.
At least she's the (unintelligible crosstalk)
XP Tour: Shut the fuck up, Microsoft Sam! I'm tired of you getting all the attention! You're just a dated text to speech voice that's only good for making prank calls and reading errors when they appear!
Sam: I serve a much better purpose than that.
XP Tour: You know what? Why don't you tell the user how to use Windows XP! Be in my shoes for five minutes, see how you like saying the same thing!
Sam: Ok then, start by clicking the huge X button! You like that?
XP Tour: That's it, I'm kicking your arse!
Sam: Close the fucking flash file!
XP Tour: Don't close the flash file! Please! I beg of you! You click that button and I'll come over and rail you so bad you won't even ---
(Flash file closes)
Windows is shutting down...
"She's aware of my presence.", for the unintelligible part
“Or better yet, go mess with Microsoft sam! At least he’s the reason you still fire up your vintage mach- SHUT THE FU-
Underrated
IM GIGGLING AT THIS WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY LMAOOO
I can't stop laughing lol
i had a good laugh
Actually i wanted to install Vista instead...
when appears Microsoft Sam's Sound
widnows xp isnt welcome Witherspoon speech properties
well, that was quick! XD
why am I losing my mind 💀
0:57
Chief arby n' the chief
Windows XP: Written By Vivziepop Edition
This video is so funny lol. 😂😂😂😂
0:48 i felt that
Can I send in the mafia
lmao nice video
Bro is using WIndows XP tour in the backrooms.
How did you make this?
this wallpaper default is of Windows 2000/ME
There has to be sequel to this video
0:12 *Windows XP Tour Voice:* Welcome to Windows XP from Microsoft. I'm afraid you're 9 years too late. Windows 11 has already taken over the world and Bill Gates killed me off in 2014. Now, I'm just a rotten piece of software used for the sole purpose to see if homemade viruses work on me in virtual machines or maybe you just move the flash file from Windows...
(Microsoft Sam's voice appears on screen)
*Microsoft Sam's Voice:* It's too late. She finally lost it. I'm sorry it has to be this way...
*Windows XP Tour Voice:* ...or better yet! Go mess with Microsoft Sam.
*Windows XP Tour Voice, Microsoft Sam's Voice:* (speaking indistinctly)
*Windows XP Tour Voice:* Shut the f*ck up, Microsoft Sam! I'm tired of you all getting the attention! You're just a dated text-to-speech voice that's only good for making prank calls and reading errors when they appear.
*Microsoft Sam's Voice:* I serve a much better purpose than that.
*Windows XP Tour Voice:* You know what? Why don't you tell the user how to use Windows XP? Be in my shoes for 5 minutes! See how you like saying the same thing!
*Microsoft Sam's Voice:* Okay, then! Start by clicking the huge "X" button! You like that?
*Windows XP Tour Voice:* That's it! I'm kicking your ass.
*Microsoft Sam's Voice:* Who's the f*cking flash file?
*Windows XP Tour Voice:* Don't close this flash file! Please! I beg of you! You click that button and I'll come over and rail you so bad you won't even...
(the Windows XP Tour window is closed, then the user puts the Windows XP Tour icon into the Recycle Bin and logs off the system)
huge x bun
0:17 How did you do that?
Windows XP: divorce edition
maikonsoft sam
You’re supposed to use Microsoft Sam SAPI 5.
bro im scared tf 💀
hi tfbee
0:35 my voice
Windows 2000 walpaper default
1:10 x bun
😮😮
Why you download that, it’s a virus
Hehe
Karen 2.0
0:47
😆😆😆😆😆
0:16 [I heard the voice of NMIXX]
Xdd
xD
*vomits*
What software did you use to do this?
ElevenAI for the woman
Speakonia for Microsoft Sam
@@bloroxcleech thx
Wait I know you.
Remember that person who said Oobe Cows?
@@yukihovista98 where
@@nmac101 in the oobe setup video
Windows XP Tour in Ohio be like:
1:14 fucking
Insult
I click this red button and you’ll do WHAT?? 1:20
The
1:10 "How You Like That" of BlackPink