The Complete Karl Pilkington on Crime (A Compilation with Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant)
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2020
- "This flower solved a crime. What happened was..." Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington on crime and its causes, crime-fighting and vigilantism, and justice.
Caution: This compilation includes crime of a non-human nature.
Clips from the XFM show and other bits and bobs. Take care all of you.
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So is someone copying your Vids or is that guy copying you. Exactly the same content but different person/channel. I'm with you yak mate.
"podcast devotee" copied all of the compilations I put together but just put a load of video adverts on top of them. Also said "please subscribe/support me as I've put a lot of effort making these compilations" on the earlier ones.... He copied this one the day after I published it.
@@TheComplete okay mate, il boycott that shyte. Wish could do more. Cheers
@@TheComplete that is messed up
Boycotting the knob head, cheers
Bloody ‘eavy ‘anded that Podcast Devotee, sick of it.
£400 a year, I said what, what for? I thought alarms were supposed to stop you from getting robbed😂
_"His head was in great condition. It just wasn't attached to his body."_ - K. Pilkington
Imagine if it was attached! They could sell it!
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That negotiator scenario was so funny 😂
@@simonwilson7118 'darlin'... What the fcuk was that??
@@simonwilson7118 slightly creepy buddy.
Where’s Brass? 🤣
Come n see the round head 😂
Used to fall asleep to scary stories now it’s karl that tucks me in. Alright.
You’ve done us all a service with these compilations. Cheers to you 🍻
With death comes beauty. Classic Karl proverb! Lol!
"Flowers don't like to be shaked"
Karl, I frigon love you.
‘Had a kid winging at me this morning because his dad was a mong’ 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
What time was this? Lol
@@shane4362 1:51:00 but you will need to listen to 15mins or so prior for it to be even more hilarious
I literally fell out of my work chair laughing when he said that 😂
That line still gets me after 10 years of repeated listening. Worse yet, it comes to mind in the most inappropriate places. That and the "if you shave a tiger's head"... The amount of times it was inappropriate to laugh but I couldn't help it...
35:50 probably one of tge funniest segments they have ever done
20:00 ish. In a different conversation Karl mentions that he have been in a jury, Steve says he'd look like Charlie Brown in the news sketch
They re-reacted to a lot of stories as if they had never heard them before and reused a lot of the conversations from the xfm shows in the Ricky gervais show.
@@jakef5044 but they are not re acting anything. Here Karl asks them what is jury duty and how does it all work. However on another one he clearly says he was called up for and did do jury duty. One he says he did it himself, one he acta like he has no idea what it is or how it works, that is what the person had highlighted.
These always put me in a good mood
Karl Pilkington’s best quote will always be “I’ve always been like this since I was neck high”
To a grasshopper I presume? Haven’t gotten to that bit yet.
I’d say it’s gotta be man moth or what’s a Babylonian 🤣
Weird innit?
@@camobis Someone from Baba?!
@@Mark-qb8fq eees from baba
Thanks heaps for putting this out, I cannot sleep anymore without listening.
I really hope Carl has kids. He would make a great Dad I think 😃
unfortunately he doesnt, but he would really make a dad :(
@@sophiebophiex I think Daveo L meant he hopes Karl has kids in the future.
Yea he would in many ways and they would adore him as he is basically kind and a big kid himself 😄
Vegan Vocalist currently letting karl know that i’m a well behaved, smart 15 year old
(nah i love my family)
101st comment here but nice content and thank you for editing away all the XFM bits and stuff.
If there’s a murder.... where can I hire the flower man?
You’re talking absolute bollocks! 😂
Karl’s dad is a bloody legend 😂
Ricky and Steve: alright Karl what would you do if you were in this situation
Karl: *tells them what he’d do*
Ricky and Steve: no no that doesn’t work
And somehow Karl has made it big.
@@louisasmiles has nothing to do with my comment but the point is they ask for Karl’s opinion but if he doesn’t give them the “right answer” they shoot him down
@@purplefidelity5162 Yes, but unfortunately for Karl, or not, that's the exact recipe for their success on XFM. Ricky and Steve are tormentors to Karl, and that brings out some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard.
Lmao "where's brass?"
@41:22
"umm...yeh"
never laughed so hard from two words. fucking KP looks after me
During the murder, the plant, was knocked off
the cabinet
YOURE TALKIN ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS!
Cheers Yak... Comedy gold this is... Rosa Parks the moody fly-tipper!!! Classic! 56:02
Kick me height
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"Lazy" Karl Pilkington on Rosa Parks
The old phrase 'shaking like a leaf' now makes more sense.
1:30:47 I need this as a text alert
When I get my laptop back I going to clip that and use it for that exact reason. No shit, I am really doing it.
Karl in witness protection “your new name is Bruce” Karl “do I still like biscuits”
Just love Karl!! I used to knick mars bars lol !!!!
The think plants do actually give out ecg myth busters did an episode but can't remember the result and currently too lazy to look it up
39:52
I’ve heard the crash helmet bit hundreds of times but this is the 1st time I heard “you had a kid whinging at me earlier coz his dad was a Mong” 😂😂 Fucking brilliant 😂😂
Hostage situation turns into a very funny fart 😂About 38mins.
10 (including 2)
“We”ll calm it down!” Bahahaha
Yes lol
Get it a nice cup of tea
@@runawayplane6166 Don't be weird now...
Willynillying my new fav. Word.
Karl inadvertantly inventing the double reverse witness protection program 🤣🤣
Karl is right about noise abroad! The people from UK chat at 78 db but for example someone chatting after the tunnel in france is already 85 db Germany 93 db Poland 101 db Russia 112 db China 123 db and Japan is dangerous 179 db!
Wait. Are you saying the ambient noise level of those countries are what you've listed, or are you saying they yell at that level? Because 179 dB is close to lethal sound levels.
@@davidlee9870 he prob meant Japan in 1945 lmao
@@PedloProductions 😂😂😂
We know who Goodfellas are Ricky lol
I 'eard it
On another one they speak about voting and Karl said he voted once and because of it he was dragged in for jury duty and then Chatted about it. Yet on this he asks what is it and how does jury duty work etc lol... What, so you did it once but have no idea what it is or how it works another time :o\
These compilations can be a few years between each section
I always bought my kids school photos and a class photo with two kids with big heads n webbed fingers beside my kid would take pride of place in my living room!
Rosa Parks has been in the news again recently... No mention of the fly tipping and laziness though 😁😆
Oh, tell me about this Rosie Parks... sickofit
Nothing will ever make me laugh like the noise of pure shock and horror Ricky makes after he calls her “lazy”
WOT IM SAYING IS ITS THE ALRIGHT WALL OF CHINA NOT THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA D'YA NO WOT I MEAN!
Rosa Parks made a change about bus seats.
Happens here l,m next to housing people, they are moved constantly for too many police visits, there,s a huge pile of rubbish there now. L feel for my neighbour directly opposite they are pristine but view that mess.
"There was a man outside my house..."
I want Karl to no he is innocent until proven guilty on this side of the... Thing??
Bollocks
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I bet ya monkey news was just a whined up on Ricky this whole time.
Perrfek! just wt the doctor ordered😷
Ricky was right, now you are an organ doner unless u opt out nowadays.
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Wonder if these could still be made with the woke mob about
Ricky- DO NOT call Karl names. You’re abusive and mean. He’s not a “dopey cunt” or a “dopey twat”. He’s the star of this show. While you know full well how to milk Karl’s non-mainstream genius and innocence to bring hilarity to your audience, your mean bombs and annoyed/intimidating tone when you rail on Karl just ruins everything. You can be so compassionate to animals but not Karl?
Well said!
Sadly its British humour,they are well known bullies. We know he,s helped him make money and travel.
Please tell me there is a animation sketch for this bid 35:13