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  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 3 місяці тому +1328

    “Wake up, drink a pint, take a wee, get out of bed” is one of my favorite jokes in this game.

    • @astrid_fr
      @astrid_fr 3 місяці тому +14

      Wdym joke? Its fr

    • @abigdill3604
      @abigdill3604 3 місяці тому +26

      and Puffer didnt even hear/react to it

    • @amnot9958
      @amnot9958 3 місяці тому +66

      It's so subtle too, I see a lot of people miss it. Also sad he skipped the "Nick's Brick's" joke. That was my favorite.

    • @dylandreisbach1986
      @dylandreisbach1986 3 місяці тому +9

      @@amnot9958 Yeah I was hoping he would hit the shutters but he missed it.

    • @alfredosolano5317
      @alfredosolano5317 3 місяці тому +26

      >woke up
      >took a shit
      >get out of bed

  • @itztehendd
    @itztehendd 3 місяці тому +1498

    I love the fact that this game is based on the town where i grew up, it's pretty accurate tbf

  • @Classiestbre
    @Classiestbre 3 місяці тому +565

    I love how he completely missed the 'there's no money in the till to pay you for the repairs' line lol

    • @matrixster6238
      @matrixster6238 3 місяці тому +65

      Ye he left many areas while people were still talking, was kinda disappointing

    • @about7people198
      @about7people198 2 місяці тому +11

      He also missed the fish guys last lines.

    • @about7people198
      @about7people198 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@matrixster6238cartoonz did everything I think. I can't believe puffer missed so much.

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 2 місяці тому +9

      You know, Puffer could learn a thing or two

  • @WorthyEpert1
    @WorthyEpert1 3 місяці тому +795

    Fun fact: If you stay seated on the chair at the Mayor’s building and wait about 15 mins or so, the door will open and you can finish the game

    • @nicomoralis6257
      @nicomoralis6257 3 місяці тому +71

      @@jackottens803who the fuck buys a game and doesn’t move for fifteen minutes

    • @neilmacartney8972
      @neilmacartney8972 3 місяці тому

      ​@@nicomoralis6257 u can do the same in far cry 4 and 5 if u do nothing the game gets a different ending it's a nice little secret they put in for people who are curious.
      In far cry 4 Ur literally told to wait a moment and Ur able to choose to get up and if u think what happens if I do wait then the guy returns and the game ends
      Also for this game there's an achievement for waiting so if Ur a completionist then yes u would spend money to wait

    • @FlawlessFrivolity
      @FlawlessFrivolity 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@nicomoralis6257You'd be surprised.

    • @WorthyEpert1
      @WorthyEpert1 3 місяці тому +105

      @@jackottens803 One of the Far cry games did something similar where the antagonist (I think) tells you to wait for a few minutes and if you do that, then you can beat the game

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 3 місяці тому +13

      @@WorthyEpert1 4 and 5 have that feature.

  • @liluziintrovert
    @liluziintrovert 3 місяці тому +178

    Best joke is the locksmith bottle saying he has a lager and his morning pee then gets out of bed. This man drinks a hot beer (it’s the UK so no AC) pisses the bed, then just leaves

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 3 місяці тому +382

    I don’t know how else to describe this game other than “aggressively British.”

    • @elijahcuevas3805
      @elijahcuevas3805 Місяць тому

      Plus the Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared parody at the end

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 2 місяці тому +46

    Asbestos was material used back in the day for things like insulation. It was found out though that inhalation of it would cause a cancer known as mesothelioma so was phased out. You mostly see it nowadays in old buildings and cars that haven’t been brought up to code.

  • @erms111
    @erms111 3 місяці тому +75

    "I wonder what's the speedrun for this". There's actually one haha. Sitting on the red chair and waiting for the Mayor at the beginning of the game, like the woman told you to do. Takes 24 minutes and that's the end of the game 😂

  • @Athomyn
    @Athomyn 3 місяці тому +213

    the “how queer” at 19:50 fucking KILLED ME. I truly did not expect it to be that funny

    • @Cyan4h
      @Cyan4h 3 місяці тому +5

      Relatable

    • @juleswillow
      @juleswillow 2 місяці тому +8

      I myself am quite queer.

  • @ElseIfOz
    @ElseIfOz 3 місяці тому +114

    2:02:48
    "I've lost it...
    This is what 2 hours in England does to a mf"
    LMAO I AM DYING!

  • @Galiea456
    @Galiea456 3 місяці тому +135

    Puffer looks really cute in the thumbnail drawn as the lil lemon guy.

    • @The_Jumping_Box
      @The_Jumping_Box 3 місяці тому +9

      Lemon is also a British insult akin to "idiot" :)

    • @saiphyart
      @saiphyart 3 місяці тому +2

      Thanks! I loved drawing the lil dude

  • @HalliT078
    @HalliT078 3 місяці тому +57

    45:53 I LITERALLY got my asbestos awareness training today. Thats crazy

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 3 місяці тому

      Where do you work that you need that?

    • @Greatly_Incompetent
      @Greatly_Incompetent 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@DrEpicPhD any job involving buildings a couple decades old

  • @Idkwhattoputhere-n1o
    @Idkwhattoputhere-n1o 3 місяці тому +210

    18:47 he’s singing tip toe through the tulips

    • @Andrew-u9w3o
      @Andrew-u9w3o 3 місяці тому +5

      I know I've been searching for someone who recognized it too

    • @slightlynative
      @slightlynative 3 місяці тому

      No one asked

    • @THAT_GUY-T4G
      @THAT_GUY-T4G 3 місяці тому +8

      @@slightlynative why comment?

    • @slightlynative
      @slightlynative 3 місяці тому

      @@THAT_GUY-T4G free country

    • @mreverything7056
      @mreverything7056 3 місяці тому +6

      @@slightlynativeNo one asked you to comment

  • @Ratthew69
    @Ratthew69 3 місяці тому +57

    The little puffer in the thumbnail goes so hard, petition to have puffer be this tiny guy in more thumbnails. Love you thumbnail artist *smooch*

    • @saiphyart
      @saiphyart 3 місяці тому +6

      Aww thanks, I will make tiny puffer again hopefully xD

    • @jianalexander1359
      @jianalexander1359 2 місяці тому +4

      I'm glad that Puffer is so courageous showing his real size in the thumbnails😊😊

  • @entomoid
    @entomoid 3 місяці тому +50

    the spirit level bubbles bit was basically "go find me a left handed screwdriver"

    • @jonahhex18
      @jonahhex18 2 місяці тому +5

      Or "go get me a long weight"

    • @bananamations379
      @bananamations379 2 місяці тому +5

      Or 'get me some red and white striped paint'

  • @letsteamyt7269
    @letsteamyt7269 3 місяці тому +272

    42:24
    Puffer: COME BACK AND TELL ME WHY!
    Me: ain’t nothing but a heartache.

    • @Connor-ONeill
      @Connor-ONeill 3 місяці тому +26

      Ain't nothing but a mistake!

    • @superswagturbo8183
      @superswagturbo8183 3 місяці тому +23

      @@Connor-ONeill I never wanna hear you say

    • @lrj-0034
      @lrj-0034 3 місяці тому +21

      ​@@superswagturbo8183 I want it that way

    • @HuskyLol00
      @HuskyLol00 3 місяці тому

      ​@@lrj-0034TELL MY WHYYY

    • @dragonmajesty7923
      @dragonmajesty7923 3 місяці тому +10

      Haaahhh chills. Literal Chills

  • @rae-diorambles8253
    @rae-diorambles8253 3 місяці тому +45

    I'm sad you missed several really funny parts. Specifically the Nick's Bricks bit and you never got to the final part of Bish's Fish Stall 😢😭

  • @Ilovenoodlesrip
    @Ilovenoodlesrip 3 місяці тому +54

    Reggie’s wife could Learn a thing or two.

  • @Evanader_
    @Evanader_ 3 місяці тому +18

    1:29:10 this was the best part I was unable to breath, the metal sound plus puffer’s “pfffff” got me 😂

  • @WalletWorrier
    @WalletWorrier 3 місяці тому +119

    15:47 ah yes
    Wake up
    Drink
    Piss
    Get out of bed
    The correct order

  • @TheRipVanMilton
    @TheRipVanMilton 3 місяці тому +158

    "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, ROG'S HAS GOT A BIG HEAD AND IS AN MASSIVE BELLEND" average british interaction

    • @Canadian_Goose0
      @Canadian_Goose0 3 місяці тому

      Get well soon :(

    • @Silent0_0smile
      @Silent0_0smile 3 місяці тому

      sorry to hear that

    • @TheRipVanMilton
      @TheRipVanMilton 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Canadian_Goose0 sorry aboot that

    • @TheRipVanMilton
      @TheRipVanMilton 3 місяці тому +2

      ik ik guys i was born with this but i'm fine with it at least i'm not french

    • @Silent0_0smile
      @Silent0_0smile 3 місяці тому +2

      @@TheRipVanMilton i would take being british (god forbid) than being french

  • @hmcriminal8592
    @hmcriminal8592 3 місяці тому +45

    My favorite joke was the fish guys "secret fish". My jaw was on the flow😂😂😂

  • @scouseleemini1
    @scouseleemini1 3 місяці тому +11

    53:37 the joke is the Scottish hate us, but I personally love them. The Scottish are great drinking buddies

  • @violet12563
    @violet12563 2 місяці тому +4

    My god that Entire song section at like 2:02:33 reminded me of don’t hug me I’m scared😂
    (I’m somehow only watched this video 4 weeks later💀)

  • @brandonhall9206
    @brandonhall9206 3 місяці тому +8

    58:04 Being from Sheffield, bro is absolutely correct

  • @SkyTailedFoxx
    @SkyTailedFoxx 3 місяці тому +14

    This game makes me proud to be British, Roger is a Nonce written on the walls of a Chippy is accurate

  • @piecanl
    @piecanl Місяць тому +2

    1:39:20 LADY DIANA NOOOOOO
    1:53:13 also a thing I love about this game is how detailed the enviromenta are, for example from his shwlves, we can tell Roy was or still is a war-plane pilot, ans a skilled one at that, maybe a veteran? Also we can tell that unfortunately his dog passed away by both the urn and the little photos of it :(
    All these little details in the background make it so much easier to connect to the characters, it's why Ron became a favorite of mine

  • @jinu1024
    @jinu1024 2 місяці тому +15

    I want to see Blarg and Nogla play this 😂

  • @DigitalScaping
    @DigitalScaping 2 місяці тому +9

    13:39 Hes just shining his nightstick

  • @anthonydelgadillo8417
    @anthonydelgadillo8417 Місяць тому +3

    23:55 REAL 👏👏

  • @kaeleighgray9438
    @kaeleighgray9438 Місяць тому +2

    I’ve not long found out that my Granddad used to mix peas and beans together, so the “Peans” bit makes me laugh

  • @Alpha-td2ie
    @Alpha-td2ie 3 місяці тому +8

    18:45 bro seriously started humming Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through the Tulips wtf 😭😭

  • @mikeymadness3074
    @mikeymadness3074 3 місяці тому +81

    Bro became pure Jacksepticeye right there

    • @BruceWayne-ln1qw
      @BruceWayne-ln1qw 3 місяці тому +7

      This came out just as i finished watching his video on this 💀

    • @kremabuwhacha7438
      @kremabuwhacha7438 3 місяці тому +2

      Nah bro missed the best jokes

    • @mikeymadness3074
      @mikeymadness3074 3 місяці тому

      @@kremabuwhacha7438 nah I just didnt comment on them

  • @negativebrainpower
    @negativebrainpower 3 місяці тому +15

    44:58 i dont know why i didnt expect a margaret thatcher reference in a british game

    • @missgurl1362
      @missgurl1362 2 місяці тому +1

      Wdym? Margaret was British 😂

  • @SpektrumSketch
    @SpektrumSketch 3 місяці тому +17

    I was waiting for one of yall to play this game. It's funny as hell😂
    (Edit: too bad he missed the 3rd part of the fisherman's part. I would've loved see how he reacted to it)

    • @ayiyiloveyou
      @ayiyiloveyou 3 місяці тому +3

      SOMEONE HAS SAID IT YES
      that one was the most fucked one xD

  • @T34GamingYT
    @T34GamingYT 3 місяці тому +17

    "I would like a little humor in my life" puffer your life is the humor

  • @JadenBear
    @JadenBear 3 місяці тому +6

    This game is so goofy and full of so many kinds of jokes, and I love it! 🤣 22:05-22:20 How did Puffer miss a joke like that!?! 😆 Poor Roy and his dirty chimney/fireplace.

  • @reapertheassasin
    @reapertheassasin 3 місяці тому +5

    This game goes to show how little puffer pays attention lmao. It tells him what to do, and he immediately does anything else.

  • @krystofkuh
    @krystofkuh 3 місяці тому +31

    Please play more Balatro! It was awesome.

  • @joemcstinky
    @joemcstinky 3 місяці тому +9

    What a good game, my wife could learn a thing or two

  • @Banana_man_11
    @Banana_man_11 29 днів тому

    46:00 it’s pretty fire resistance, so it was used in a lot of houses back in the day, but it was also very bad for you to breathe in I still had some in my house until a year ago

  • @Mush207
    @Mush207 17 днів тому +1

    19:04 i think i might have a guttered mind

  • @Maxwellish
    @Maxwellish 3 місяці тому +4

    This game is so good man, after I was done playing I started watching playthroughs in mass

  • @xenshaxiii1339
    @xenshaxiii1339 2 місяці тому

    I like how Puffer was just jamming/vibing to the ending song without realizing that he needed to interact with those last few chores.

  • @redxfa
    @redxfa 3 місяці тому +13

    Puffer thank you for playing all these games! Love the content you're amazing!

  • @DeadEyez1710
    @DeadEyez1710 3 місяці тому +13

    20:39 💀
    23:56 💀

  • @WalletWorrier
    @WalletWorrier 3 місяці тому +15

    This game has so many tiny little jokes and details it's amazing

  • @GamezAndTutorialz100
    @GamezAndTutorialz100 3 місяці тому +4

    As a Brit I can confirm they did not miss a single detail we are exactly like this and I LOVE fish and chips

  • @kelsey7206
    @kelsey7206 3 місяці тому +4

    I can’t believe he didn’t do it right with the fish market 2 times. Jesus puffer 😂

  • @BigHwoop
    @BigHwoop 2 місяці тому +5

    I can confirm this is 100% accurate to South Yorkshire

  • @n3phlym
    @n3phlym 2 місяці тому +2

    "I think I'll take a seated wee" also got me XD

  • @leagueofleagues1236
    @leagueofleagues1236 3 місяці тому +9

    I just think of Bert and Ernie when you see the guy with the corn on the cob head

  • @rudykharisma
    @rudykharisma 3 місяці тому +3

    Why he didnt help the old guy selling bricks at the beginning 😂😂😂

  • @ryangoodis-lytle4677
    @ryangoodis-lytle4677 Місяць тому +1

    6:31 when Puffer punches the guy he wets his himself

  • @mayer98
    @mayer98 2 місяці тому

    Started this video with tea, ended with wine. This was weird fun, laughed a lot, what a game!

  • @JusKrähe
    @JusKrähe 3 місяці тому +2

    Bruh. The entire last section where it's a rhythm game and he just is dancing 😂😂😂

  • @connorlocher
    @connorlocher 3 місяці тому +12

    I was waiting for him to finish the shrimp section. Just needed to hit them one more time. I wanted to see his reaction to the fish with pipes portion of his shop

  • @antoninocuffaro2804
    @antoninocuffaro2804 2 місяці тому +6

    This video has taught me that puffer has a short attention span

  • @Rat-King27
    @Rat-King27 2 місяці тому +2

    53:42 nah we don't hate each other, we're just in a dysfunctional relationship.

  • @Weird_Axolotl
    @Weird_Axolotl Місяць тому

    This is probably the most fun I’ve had watching a video

  • @beazlive
    @beazlive 3 місяці тому +1

    The whole song bit gave me don’t hug me i’m scared vibes

  • @dmcfan3845
    @dmcfan3845 3 місяці тому +6

    Anyone else think the iconic,”thank goodness you’re here”
    Is kinda similar to Bioshocks infamous “would you kindly”?

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 3 місяці тому

      Where's the golf club?

    • @dmcfan3845
      @dmcfan3845 3 місяці тому +1

      To be clear I mean in like the connotation of it
      Whenever someone says to the main character,”Thank goodness you’re here” it kinda compels the character to help them out in whatever situation
      Kinda like how in Bioshock you were compelled to do whatever you were asked to do with “would you kindly” implimented into the request

  • @melon06h
    @melon06h 3 місяці тому +2

    I was hoping he would see the fish market part where you smack the guys.... thing

  • @ryancotton938
    @ryancotton938 3 місяці тому +2

    This reminds me of that goose game he played awhile back

  • @GoddessOfRot117
    @GoddessOfRot117 3 місяці тому +2

    Watched this game like 10 times glad puffer played through it

  • @barbdyck642
    @barbdyck642 3 місяці тому +5

    I just realized this game looks like it could be in the untitled goose game universe

  • @Mush207
    @Mush207 3 місяці тому +9

    1:33 anyone else hearing southpark the way he talks 😂

  • @hopemorlen4187
    @hopemorlen4187 3 місяці тому +3

    It sounded like the little man had more than enough at the end and started to beat the mayor the up.

  • @Rat-King27
    @Rat-King27 2 місяці тому +2

    32:14 nah she said "hang his head" the full saying would be "hang his head in shame."

  • @GoodOlPastaCake
    @GoodOlPastaCake 3 місяці тому +1

    I love that Smii7y and Kryoz’s rats make me crazy bit is still referenced

  • @madisonherman756
    @madisonherman756 23 дні тому +1

    39:06 I am sorry to inform you that tomato are in fact, a fruit! Now the term vegetable is just a culinary term, not an actual word. So! things like lettuce, celery and potatoes are not veggies but a Leaf stalk and stem or a root whatever you feel to call it, but yea a short lesson for those who did not know 😅👍 peace out 😁✌️

  • @A_bag_of_chips
    @A_bag_of_chips 3 місяці тому +2

    1:21:20 me when I see a happy couple

  • @Mush207
    @Mush207 3 місяці тому +6

    1:06:24 finally puffer lore 😂

  • @_boo_xoxo5101
    @_boo_xoxo5101 2 місяці тому

    26:35 dogging is when a mammy and daddy go drive somewhere with other mammies and daddies and share their “love” in each others cars 😂

  • @Frungle_
    @Frungle_ 3 місяці тому +5

    This game is so good

  • @OakTreeTube
    @OakTreeTube Місяць тому

    The ending of this game gave me such dont hug me I'm scared vibes 😭

  • @jetaimesooshi
    @jetaimesooshi 2 місяці тому

    Dude was trynna get out of the game and speeding some of the stuff hence the missed interactions but this game is hilarious

  • @nim4464
    @nim4464 3 місяці тому +6

    36:24 holy shit is that Fren

  • @cpunto
    @cpunto 2 місяці тому +3

    @35:15 "Hang his head"..in shame. Watching non Brits play this game is somewhat excruciating, especially the not listening part.

  • @WishyWashyMF
    @WishyWashyMF 17 днів тому

    I can't believe puffer missed the part where the fish guy busts in the fish when you slap his fillet around

  • @Monkeretrak
    @Monkeretrak 29 днів тому

    Just watched Jacksepticeye play this had no idea that puffer played this, now I get to rewatch this whole thing W

  • @MathiMan12532
    @MathiMan12532 3 місяці тому +1

    1:13:20 “these aren’t the birds I’m looking for”
    Me: “yes Obi Wan Kanobi”

  • @HavikLaosBoi69
    @HavikLaosBoi69 3 місяці тому +17

    WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS-

  • @RawRatings
    @RawRatings 2 місяці тому

    I love that puffer makes long ass vids

  • @Hot_spider
    @Hot_spider 2 місяці тому

    It’s so funny seeing puffer so confused with the dialogue

  • @Sweety8587
    @Sweety8587 3 місяці тому

    I didnt expect puffer to try this game but im sure glad he did! This was a right treat! (Worth a full 10 bob ill tell you wot)

  • @yate0128
    @yate0128 2 місяці тому

    I hear Sheffield and I'm like OMGAWD I live close to there! 😂

  • @Panda15593
    @Panda15593 2 місяці тому

    Bro the last part of the game ( the song part) reminds me of DHMIS so much!

  • @mixednarwhal
    @mixednarwhal 2 місяці тому

    1:33:19 For Puffer going to the Cow for milk.
    1:40:18 For the Cow getting its fried potatoes.

  • @tayzersparks
    @tayzersparks 2 місяці тому +1

    i would love his reaction to Repella Fella

  • @samanthajadeclements8040
    @samanthajadeclements8040 Місяць тому

    Gosh I'm not from Britain but having my parents be in their mid 40's raising me from 5 weeks old those types of songs were commonly played in the house on my mums cassette player or as I got older by CD and the commercials being weird dystopian types of tv is also quite similar in NZ so it's like re-living my childhood

  • @jedihalo100
    @jedihalo100 2 місяці тому

    1:42:01 come on....we gotta milk it! Him screaming it makes my day... also had the same wtf reaction as cartoonz.

  • @veteran2nd
    @veteran2nd 3 місяці тому

    2:59 right when Puffer said: “Can I do anything?” And touched the freezer YT decided to hit me with an ad

  • @_boo_xoxo5101
    @_boo_xoxo5101 2 місяці тому

    13:54 he’s polishing his baton 😂

  • @nim4464
    @nim4464 3 місяці тому +2

    1:08:48 Glad I'm not the only one who thought detergent, Vaxxia

  • @anthonyrausch5708
    @anthonyrausch5708 2 місяці тому

    1:02:50 - I would click “THE 3RD” option at this point in time
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewtalley2402
    @matthewtalley2402 3 місяці тому +12

    32:46… I didn’t know drake was British

  • @BLUERAYGUNER
    @BLUERAYGUNER 3 місяці тому +1

    there was a lewd easter egg he missed with the fish guy because he didnt hit the shrimp again, making cigarettes pop out their mouths. if you dont know, look it up. its weird and gross

  • @Joyful_Traitor
    @Joyful_Traitor 2 місяці тому

    I watched a friend play this and when it got to the guys house you go down the chimney and destroy his room I was screaming no at my monitor I feel so bad for the poor guy

  • @Walterwhite182
    @Walterwhite182 Місяць тому

    Damn Rog as a baby looks like a character from the coneheads