British Simulator (Thank Goodness You're Here)

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  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 2 місяці тому +1284

    “Wake up, drink a pint, take a wee, get out of bed” is one of my favorite jokes in this game.

    • @astrid_fr
      @astrid_fr 2 місяці тому +14

      Wdym joke? Its fr

    • @abigdill3604
      @abigdill3604 2 місяці тому +25

      and Puffer didnt even hear/react to it

    • @amnot9958
      @amnot9958 2 місяці тому +66

      It's so subtle too, I see a lot of people miss it. Also sad he skipped the "Nick's Brick's" joke. That was my favorite.

    • @dylandreisbach1986
      @dylandreisbach1986 2 місяці тому +9

      @@amnot9958 Yeah I was hoping he would hit the shutters but he missed it.

    • @alfredosolano5317
      @alfredosolano5317 2 місяці тому +26

      >woke up
      >took a shit
      >get out of bed

  • @itztehendd
    @itztehendd 2 місяці тому +1442

    I love the fact that this game is based on the town where i grew up, it's pretty accurate tbf

  • @Classiestbre
    @Classiestbre 2 місяці тому +541

    I love how he completely missed the 'there's no money in the till to pay you for the repairs' line lol

    • @matrixster6238
      @matrixster6238 2 місяці тому +61

      Ye he left many areas while people were still talking, was kinda disappointing

    • @about7people198
      @about7people198 Місяць тому +11

      He also missed the fish guys last lines.

    • @about7people198
      @about7people198 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@matrixster6238cartoonz did everything I think. I can't believe puffer missed so much.

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish Місяць тому +9

      You know, Puffer could learn a thing or two

  • @WorthyEpert1
    @WorthyEpert1 2 місяці тому +768

    Fun fact: If you stay seated on the chair at the Mayor’s building and wait about 15 mins or so, the door will open and you can finish the game

    • @nicomoralis6257
      @nicomoralis6257 2 місяці тому +68

      @@jackottens803who the fuck buys a game and doesn’t move for fifteen minutes

    • @neilmacartney8972
      @neilmacartney8972 2 місяці тому

      ​@@nicomoralis6257 u can do the same in far cry 4 and 5 if u do nothing the game gets a different ending it's a nice little secret they put in for people who are curious.
      In far cry 4 Ur literally told to wait a moment and Ur able to choose to get up and if u think what happens if I do wait then the guy returns and the game ends
      Also for this game there's an achievement for waiting so if Ur a completionist then yes u would spend money to wait

    • @FlawlessFrivolity
      @FlawlessFrivolity 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@nicomoralis6257You'd be surprised.

    • @WorthyEpert1
      @WorthyEpert1 2 місяці тому +100

      @@jackottens803 One of the Far cry games did something similar where the antagonist (I think) tells you to wait for a few minutes and if you do that, then you can beat the game

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 2 місяці тому +13

      @@WorthyEpert1 4 and 5 have that feature.

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 2 місяці тому +369

    I don’t know how else to describe this game other than “aggressively British.”

    • @elijahcuevas3805
      @elijahcuevas3805 19 днів тому

      Plus the Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared parody at the end

  • @liluziintrovert
    @liluziintrovert 2 місяці тому +170

    Best joke is the locksmith bottle saying he has a lager and his morning pee then gets out of bed. This man drinks a hot beer (it’s the UK so no AC) pisses the bed, then just leaves

  • @Athomyn
    @Athomyn 2 місяці тому +207

    the “how queer” at 19:50 fucking KILLED ME. I truly did not expect it to be that funny

    • @Cyan4h
      @Cyan4h 2 місяці тому +4

      Relatable

    • @juleswillow
      @juleswillow Місяць тому +6

      I myself am quite queer.

  • @erms111
    @erms111 2 місяці тому +67

    "I wonder what's the speedrun for this". There's actually one haha. Sitting on the red chair and waiting for the Mayor at the beginning of the game, like the woman told you to do. Takes 24 minutes and that's the end of the game 😂

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 Місяць тому +40

    Asbestos was material used back in the day for things like insulation. It was found out though that inhalation of it would cause a cancer known as mesothelioma so was phased out. You mostly see it nowadays in old buildings and cars that haven’t been brought up to code.

  • @ElseIfOz
    @ElseIfOz 2 місяці тому +104

    2:02:48
    "I've lost it...
    This is what 2 hours in England does to a mf"
    LMAO I AM DYING!

  • @Idkwhattoputhere-n1o
    @Idkwhattoputhere-n1o 2 місяці тому +208

    18:47 he’s singing tip toe through the tulips

    • @Andrew-u9w3o
      @Andrew-u9w3o 2 місяці тому +5

      I know I've been searching for someone who recognized it too

    • @slightlynative
      @slightlynative 2 місяці тому

      No one asked

    • @THAT_GUY-T4G
      @THAT_GUY-T4G 2 місяці тому +8

      @@slightlynative why comment?

    • @slightlynative
      @slightlynative 2 місяці тому

      @@THAT_GUY-T4G free country

    • @mreverything7056
      @mreverything7056 2 місяці тому +6

      @@slightlynativeNo one asked you to comment

  • @gorfman6164
    @gorfman6164 2 місяці тому +54

    45:53 I LITERALLY got my asbestos awareness training today. Thats crazy

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 2 місяці тому

      Where do you work that you need that?

    • @Greatly_Incompetent
      @Greatly_Incompetent 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@DrEpicPhD any job involving buildings a couple decades old

  • @Galiea456
    @Galiea456 2 місяці тому +134

    Puffer looks really cute in the thumbnail drawn as the lil lemon guy.

    • @The_Jumping_Box
      @The_Jumping_Box 2 місяці тому +9

      Lemon is also a British insult akin to "idiot" :)

    • @saiphyart
      @saiphyart 2 місяці тому +2

      Thanks! I loved drawing the lil dude

  • @TheRipVanMilton
    @TheRipVanMilton 2 місяці тому +155

    "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, ROG'S HAS GOT A BIG HEAD AND IS AN MASSIVE BELLEND" average british interaction

    • @Canadian_Goose0
      @Canadian_Goose0 2 місяці тому

      Get well soon :(

    • @-TheHollow
      @-TheHollow 2 місяці тому

      sorry to hear that

    • @TheRipVanMilton
      @TheRipVanMilton 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Canadian_Goose0 sorry aboot that

    • @TheRipVanMilton
      @TheRipVanMilton 2 місяці тому +2

      ik ik guys i was born with this but i'm fine with it at least i'm not french

    • @-TheHollow
      @-TheHollow 2 місяці тому +2

      @@TheRipVanMilton i would take being british (god forbid) than being french

  • @letsteamyt7269
    @letsteamyt7269 2 місяці тому +267

    42:24
    Puffer: COME BACK AND TELL ME WHY!
    Me: ain’t nothing but a heartache.

    • @Connor-ONeill
      @Connor-ONeill 2 місяці тому +26

      Ain't nothing but a mistake!

    • @superswagturbo8183
      @superswagturbo8183 2 місяці тому +23

      @@Connor-ONeill I never wanna hear you say

    • @lrj-0034
      @lrj-0034 2 місяці тому +21

      ​@@superswagturbo8183 I want it that way

    • @HuskyLol00
      @HuskyLol00 2 місяці тому

      ​@@lrj-0034TELL MY WHYYY

    • @dragonmajesty7923
      @dragonmajesty7923 2 місяці тому +10

      Haaahhh chills. Literal Chills

  • @Ratthew69
    @Ratthew69 2 місяці тому +55

    The little puffer in the thumbnail goes so hard, petition to have puffer be this tiny guy in more thumbnails. Love you thumbnail artist *smooch*

    • @saiphyart
      @saiphyart 2 місяці тому +6

      Aww thanks, I will make tiny puffer again hopefully xD

    • @jianalexander1359
      @jianalexander1359 2 місяці тому +4

      I'm glad that Puffer is so courageous showing his real size in the thumbnails😊😊

  • @Ilovenoodlesrip
    @Ilovenoodlesrip 2 місяці тому +52

    Reggie’s wife could Learn a thing or two.

  • @entomoid
    @entomoid 2 місяці тому +49

    the spirit level bubbles bit was basically "go find me a left handed screwdriver"

    • @jonahhex18
      @jonahhex18 Місяць тому +5

      Or "go get me a long weight"

    • @bananamations379
      @bananamations379 Місяць тому +5

      Or 'get me some red and white striped paint'

  • @rae-diorambles8253
    @rae-diorambles8253 2 місяці тому +39

    I'm sad you missed several really funny parts. Specifically the Nick's Bricks bit and you never got to the final part of Bish's Fish Stall 😢😭

  • @WalletWorrier
    @WalletWorrier 2 місяці тому +116

    15:47 ah yes
    Wake up
    Drink
    Piss
    Get out of bed
    The correct order

  • @Evanader_
    @Evanader_ 2 місяці тому +18

    1:29:10 this was the best part I was unable to breath, the metal sound plus puffer’s “pfffff” got me 😂

  • @hmcriminal8592
    @hmcriminal8592 2 місяці тому +45

    My favorite joke was the fish guys "secret fish". My jaw was on the flow😂😂😂

  • @scouseleemini1
    @scouseleemini1 2 місяці тому +11

    53:37 the joke is the Scottish hate us, but I personally love them. The Scottish are great drinking buddies

  • @brandonhall9206
    @brandonhall9206 2 місяці тому +8

    58:04 Being from Sheffield, bro is absolutely correct

  • @DigitalScaping
    @DigitalScaping 2 місяці тому +9

    13:39 Hes just shining his nightstick

  • @SkyTailedFoxx
    @SkyTailedFoxx 2 місяці тому +14

    This game makes me proud to be British, Roger is a Nonce written on the walls of a Chippy is accurate

  • @jinu1024
    @jinu1024 2 місяці тому +15

    I want to see Blarg and Nogla play this 😂

  • @mikeymadness3074
    @mikeymadness3074 2 місяці тому +80

    Bro became pure Jacksepticeye right there

    • @BruceWayne-ln1qw
      @BruceWayne-ln1qw 2 місяці тому +7

      This came out just as i finished watching his video on this 💀

    • @kremabuwhacha7438
      @kremabuwhacha7438 2 місяці тому +2

      Nah bro missed the best jokes

    • @mikeymadness3074
      @mikeymadness3074 2 місяці тому

      @@kremabuwhacha7438 nah I just didnt comment on them

  • @SpektrumSketch
    @SpektrumSketch 2 місяці тому +16

    I was waiting for one of yall to play this game. It's funny as hell😂
    (Edit: too bad he missed the 3rd part of the fisherman's part. I would've loved see how he reacted to it)

    • @ayiyiloveyou
      @ayiyiloveyou 2 місяці тому +2

      SOMEONE HAS SAID IT YES
      that one was the most fucked one xD

  • @T34GamingYT
    @T34GamingYT 2 місяці тому +17

    "I would like a little humor in my life" puffer your life is the humor

  • @Alpha-td2ie
    @Alpha-td2ie 2 місяці тому +8

    18:45 bro seriously started humming Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through the Tulips wtf 😭😭

  • @negativebrainpower
    @negativebrainpower 2 місяці тому +14

    44:58 i dont know why i didnt expect a margaret thatcher reference in a british game

    • @missgurl1362
      @missgurl1362 2 місяці тому +1

      Wdym? Margaret was British 😂

  • @JadenBear
    @JadenBear 2 місяці тому +6

    This game is so goofy and full of so many kinds of jokes, and I love it! 🤣 22:05-22:20 How did Puffer miss a joke like that!?! 😆 Poor Roy and his dirty chimney/fireplace.

  • @krystofkuh
    @krystofkuh 2 місяці тому +30

    Please play more Balatro! It was awesome.

  • @kaeleighgray9438
    @kaeleighgray9438 9 днів тому +1

    I’ve not long found out that my Granddad used to mix peas and beans together, so the “Peans” bit makes me laugh

  • @reapertheassasin
    @reapertheassasin 2 місяці тому +5

    This game goes to show how little puffer pays attention lmao. It tells him what to do, and he immediately does anything else.

  • @AbsoluteAbsurd
    @AbsoluteAbsurd 2 місяці тому +3

    1:53:20 feel like this guy is the most sane character in this game x'D

  • @DeadEyez1710
    @DeadEyez1710 2 місяці тому +12

    20:39 💀
    23:56 💀

  • @violet12563
    @violet12563 Місяць тому +2

    My god that Entire song section at like 2:02:33 reminded me of don’t hug me I’m scared😂
    (I’m somehow only watched this video 4 weeks later💀)

  • @joemcstinky
    @joemcstinky 2 місяці тому +9

    What a good game, my wife could learn a thing or two

  • @piecanl
    @piecanl 16 днів тому +1

    1:39:20 LADY DIANA NOOOOOO
    1:53:13 also a thing I love about this game is how detailed the enviromenta are, for example from his shwlves, we can tell Roy was or still is a war-plane pilot, ans a skilled one at that, maybe a veteran? Also we can tell that unfortunately his dog passed away by both the urn and the little photos of it :(
    All these little details in the background make it so much easier to connect to the characters, it's why Ron became a favorite of mine

  • @anthonydelgadillo8417
    @anthonydelgadillo8417 Місяць тому +2

    23:55 REAL 👏👏

  • @redxfa
    @redxfa 2 місяці тому +13

    Puffer thank you for playing all these games! Love the content you're amazing!

  • @Maxwellish
    @Maxwellish 2 місяці тому +4

    This game is so good man, after I was done playing I started watching playthroughs in mass

  • @kelsey7206
    @kelsey7206 2 місяці тому +4

    I can’t believe he didn’t do it right with the fish market 2 times. Jesus puffer 😂

  • @Banana_man_11
    @Banana_man_11 4 дні тому

    46:00 it’s pretty fire resistance, so it was used in a lot of houses back in the day, but it was also very bad for you to breathe in I still had some in my house until a year ago

  • @GamezAndTutorialz100
    @GamezAndTutorialz100 2 місяці тому +4

    As a Brit I can confirm they did not miss a single detail we are exactly like this and I LOVE fish and chips

  • @Rat-King27
    @Rat-King27 2 місяці тому +2

    53:42 nah we don't hate each other, we're just in a dysfunctional relationship.

  • @leagueofleagues1236
    @leagueofleagues1236 2 місяці тому +9

    I just think of Bert and Ernie when you see the guy with the corn on the cob head

  • @WalletWorrier
    @WalletWorrier 2 місяці тому +15

    This game has so many tiny little jokes and details it's amazing

  • @JusKrähe
    @JusKrähe 2 місяці тому +2

    Bruh. The entire last section where it's a rhythm game and he just is dancing 😂😂😂

  • @xenshaxiii1339
    @xenshaxiii1339 Місяць тому

    I like how Puffer was just jamming/vibing to the ending song without realizing that he needed to interact with those last few chores.

  • @rudykharisma
    @rudykharisma 2 місяці тому +3

    Why he didnt help the old guy selling bricks at the beginning 😂😂😂

  • @BigHwoop
    @BigHwoop 2 місяці тому +4

    I can confirm this is 100% accurate to South Yorkshire

  • @n3phlym
    @n3phlym Місяць тому +2

    "I think I'll take a seated wee" also got me XD

  • @antoninocuffaro2804
    @antoninocuffaro2804 2 місяці тому +5

    This video has taught me that puffer has a short attention span

  • @nim4464
    @nim4464 2 місяці тому +6

    36:24 holy shit is that Fren

  • @barbdyck642
    @barbdyck642 2 місяці тому +5

    I just realized this game looks like it could be in the untitled goose game universe

  • @Rat-King27
    @Rat-King27 2 місяці тому +2

    32:14 nah she said "hang his head" the full saying would be "hang his head in shame."

  • @mayer98
    @mayer98 Місяць тому

    Started this video with tea, ended with wine. This was weird fun, laughed a lot, what a game!

  • @Weird_Axolotl
    @Weird_Axolotl 11 днів тому

    This is probably the most fun I’ve had watching a video

  • @HavikLaosBoi69
    @HavikLaosBoi69 2 місяці тому +17

    WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS-

  • @Mush207
    @Mush207 2 місяці тому +7

    1:33 anyone else hearing southpark the way he talks 😂

  • @Lexishu
    @Lexishu 2 місяці тому +106

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy?….

  • @Mush207
    @Mush207 2 місяці тому +5

    1:06:24 finally puffer lore 😂

  • @GoddessOfRot117
    @GoddessOfRot117 2 місяці тому +2

    Watched this game like 10 times glad puffer played through it

  • @hopemorlen4187
    @hopemorlen4187 2 місяці тому +3

    It sounded like the little man had more than enough at the end and started to beat the mayor the up.

  • @connorlocher
    @connorlocher 2 місяці тому +12

    I was waiting for him to finish the shrimp section. Just needed to hit them one more time. I wanted to see his reaction to the fish with pipes portion of his shop

  • @_boo_xoxo5101
    @_boo_xoxo5101 Місяць тому

    26:35 dogging is when a mammy and daddy go drive somewhere with other mammies and daddies and share their “love” in each others cars 😂

  • @melon06h
    @melon06h 2 місяці тому +2

    I was hoping he would see the fish market part where you smack the guys.... thing

  • @OakTreeTube
    @OakTreeTube 8 днів тому

    The ending of this game gave me such dont hug me I'm scared vibes 😭

  • @MathiMan12532
    @MathiMan12532 2 місяці тому +1

    1:13:20 “these aren’t the birds I’m looking for”
    Me: “yes Obi Wan Kanobi”

  • @mixednarwhal
    @mixednarwhal Місяць тому

    1:33:19 For Puffer going to the Cow for milk.
    1:40:18 For the Cow getting its fried potatoes.

  • @cpunto
    @cpunto 2 місяці тому +3

    @35:15 "Hang his head"..in shame. Watching non Brits play this game is somewhat excruciating, especially the not listening part.

  • @GoodOlPastaCake
    @GoodOlPastaCake 2 місяці тому +1

    I love that Smii7y and Kryoz’s rats make me crazy bit is still referenced

  • @BmoregKids
    @BmoregKids Місяць тому

    I love that puffer makes long ass vids

  • @ryangoodis-lytle4677
    @ryangoodis-lytle4677 13 днів тому

    6:31 when Puffer punches the guy he wets his himself

  • @dmcfan3845
    @dmcfan3845 2 місяці тому +3

    Anyone else think the iconic,”thank goodness you’re here”
    Is kinda similar to Bioshocks infamous “would you kindly”?

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 2 місяці тому

      Where's the golf club?

    • @dmcfan3845
      @dmcfan3845 2 місяці тому +1

      To be clear I mean in like the connotation of it
      Whenever someone says to the main character,”Thank goodness you’re here” it kinda compels the character to help them out in whatever situation
      Kinda like how in Bioshock you were compelled to do whatever you were asked to do with “would you kindly” implimented into the request

  • @Frungle_
    @Frungle_ 2 місяці тому +5

    This game is so good

  • @Monkeretrak
    @Monkeretrak 4 дні тому

    Just watched Jacksepticeye play this had no idea that puffer played this, now I get to rewatch this whole thing W

  • @Hot_spider
    @Hot_spider Місяць тому

    It’s so funny seeing puffer so confused with the dialogue

  • @jetaimesooshi
    @jetaimesooshi Місяць тому

    Dude was trynna get out of the game and speeding some of the stuff hence the missed interactions but this game is hilarious

  • @ryancotton938
    @ryancotton938 2 місяці тому +1

    This reminds me of that goose game he played awhile back

  • @electro-b1t
    @electro-b1t 2 місяці тому +1

    1:04:40 hes like a vertical stewie

  • @matthewtalley2402
    @matthewtalley2402 2 місяці тому +11

    32:46… I didn’t know drake was British

  • @samanthajadeclements8040
    @samanthajadeclements8040 23 дні тому

    Gosh I'm not from Britain but having my parents be in their mid 40's raising me from 5 weeks old those types of songs were commonly played in the house on my mums cassette player or as I got older by CD and the commercials being weird dystopian types of tv is also quite similar in NZ so it's like re-living my childhood

  • @Nightmare-jev62
    @Nightmare-jev62 2 місяці тому +1

    Did you know if you just wait in the mayors office for like 15 minutes the mayor will see you

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan Місяць тому

      And the mayor is the spitting image of the MC.
      Same yellow skin, same bushy eyebrows, same head shape, and same hairstyle.
      Makes me think their relatives.

  • @nim4464
    @nim4464 2 місяці тому +2

    1:08:48 Glad I'm not the only one who thought detergent, Vaxxia

  • @beazlive
    @beazlive 2 місяці тому

    The whole song bit gave me don’t hug me i’m scared vibes

  • @A_bag_of_chips
    @A_bag_of_chips 2 місяці тому +1

    1:21:20 me when I see a happy couple

  • @Sweety8587
    @Sweety8587 2 місяці тому

    I didnt expect puffer to try this game but im sure glad he did! This was a right treat! (Worth a full 10 bob ill tell you wot)

  • @Panda15593
    @Panda15593 Місяць тому

    Bro the last part of the game ( the song part) reminds me of DHMIS so much!

  • @jedihalo100
    @jedihalo100 Місяць тому

    1:42:01 come on....we gotta milk it! Him screaming it makes my day... also had the same wtf reaction as cartoonz.

  • @timmclaughlin7196
    @timmclaughlin7196 14 днів тому

    There is a new mayor and don't call him Shirley! 😂

  • @furyfuzionz9228
    @furyfuzionz9228 Місяць тому

    Nothing is funnier than squirrel with gun

  • @Mr.M3447
    @Mr.M3447 2 місяці тому +3

    10:16 can I make an Uncle Ruckus-like joke?

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 2 місяці тому

      Well, well, well, like a moth to a flame

    • @Mr.M3447
      @Mr.M3447 2 місяці тому

      @@DrEpicPhD well that answers that

  • @Walterwhite182
    @Walterwhite182 7 днів тому

    Damn Rog as a baby looks like a character from the coneheads

  • @StaplesKelley
    @StaplesKelley 2 місяці тому +2

    45:40 The temperature is 37 C

  • @_boo_xoxo5101
    @_boo_xoxo5101 Місяць тому

    13:54 he’s polishing his baton 😂

  • @TheMonkeydela
    @TheMonkeydela Місяць тому

    The most shocking part of this playthrough was puffer not knowing what Asbestos was.