It’s not as if you’re even donating to see a specialist with one character out of his element, you can be absolutely assured Piggy is autistically shit with every single character
It’s the narcissism. I’m not a doctor but it’s very clear from the days and days of footage of himself Phil has released that he legitimately cannot conceptualize him doing something wrong or incorrectly. It’s always someone else’s fault or an inanimate objects 😂😂😂.
You know, payin a couple bucks to choose the next character isn't even THAT terrible of an idea...but of course Phil's greed makes him demand 20 DOLLARS to choose a character in a free to play game. Instead he coulda charged like, two and that'd be reasonable. He literally kills his own support lol
He probably wanted that sweet pokemon money where he was charging $50 to name a pokemon, which worked until people realized he was gonna get 6 new pokemon every stream and then it was only the whales paying for it.
"I'm aiming straight for them, but by the time my shot gets there they've already moved." I feel like this should be the basis of someone's thesis for their doctorate of physics.
keyboard and mouse dsp is everything i thought it would be. how dare the game not point him in the direction he wanted to go rather than him steering that way!
TOP DSP Gripes: Joint #1. "I'm entitled to your money on a free stream, give it." Joint #1. "Nobody wants to pay to hear American David Brent complain about the game, and the viewers comments that I can ignore..." 2. "Hit scan isn't fast enough" 3. "Sheilds work and you can't hit through them" 4. "Aim is shit, but it's the game's fault" 5. "Ignoring Ankhs gets you killed, WTF?" 6. "A character I have full control over, is out of my control" 7. "Standing out in the open face tanking hits gets you killed" 8. "I can't shoot through walls, and it's the game's fault" 9. "Not learning Animations and character moves is poor game design" 10. "The map is awful, because I didn't learn them and their boundaries" BONUS ROUND: "Nobody will pay for me to play a character of your choice for $20, when I could make it $3 and get that in ten games"
One final quit b fore the year end, Jesus. It is unprecedented just how many he skipped/quit this year alone, I want that and his awful 2024 best/worst games to be in "dsp worst of 2024" moments
I love how it’s “nobody is interested in the game” when it is the hottest f2p game right now with over 20 million players. It couldn’t possibly be his gameplay is so bad the only people who could derive any enjoyment from it are those that want to watch him fail 😂😂😂.
this guy dont know how to pick battles, he camps and peaks walls and door ways and stands as still as a tree and when 3 opponents start shooting him he decides to shoot back and gets destroyed when he would just have a better chance running away and finding a different direction to shoot. instead he peaks the area they see him and are shooting at him in a group and he still challenges it to lose like anyone could have seen. member if a player in any game spots you from a door way its best to flank somewhere else because they will always be aimed at the area you pop up from and will just shoot you as soon as you peak out.
I haven't watched much DSP playing Rivals but from what I've seen I can assume he plays it like he did Overwatch. He doesn't group up with his team or wait for them, will charge in hoping to solo the whole team, be confused when the team focuses him while he solos, and demand people heal and carry his broke ass. Am I wrong?
6:02 is there any way to say "Just so you know" and not sound like an asshole. I mean it's Phil, I know but he just makes everything sound worse coming out of his mouth.
How does he always have the worst reads on how good a character is? Hela has obnoxious levels of damage, and seems to be unkillable when she does her ult. Phil somehow says she's bad. I don't know how he does it but he takes actual top tier characters and makes them look worthless. It's insane.
I love how at first he says 20$ u can pick a character then ot changes to no i said 20 gifted subs - then says the gifted subs are 3 dollars each 🤣🤣🤣thats 60 dollars !!! He doesnt even know if the team he is on won the round 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm 3 minutes in and I can't with him. Ults in a spot and complains at his position when he chose to pop his super there. And then shoots hulks feet and is like why can't I kill him
"I feel like my shoots should be instant, because when I shoot and they strafe it doesnt hit them" Is called a projectile, to hit those you do a slight prediction on your oponents movements. This isnt cod, stop playing it like it is.
That’s OK Phil we will just go to the thousands of other marvel streams right now lol don’t try to blackmail us with I’m not gonna play this anymore if you don’t donate
Maybe he's too old for this type of game, like the guy clearly doesn't play with is team and I dont even know if he thinks before he acts. There's so many things that are wrong on how he just play the game, it's mind blowing. Maybe he should just go and play a puzzle game instead.
'adds Marvel Rivals to the list of games that DSP has rage quit'. This is pathetic. As for me, I am playing Marvel Rivals as I want to get better as Namor and try to climb the ranks in Competitive Mode.
i just play practice bots with players and choose hawkeye to practice . i notice with hawkeye if he uses his jump boost he then has afew seconds to charge his shots 100% but it runs out when the cooldown starts. useful for damaging hulk as the bomb arrows are useless the regular arrows to the head do more damage than explosive arrows.
Who cares?! We need more hero shooters! And guess what? Other companies can and eventually will do it better! All game genres copy each other. With your logic we can never have another good overwatch type game unless that garbage company keeps making them lol not even a reasonable way of thinking at all. Way to try to kill gaming. What we aren’t ever supposed to have a fps military boots on the ground unless it’s call of duty?? That would be a clone right? Let’s be real
Call of duty copied Medal of Honor, overwatch copied Global agenda, Fortnite copied battlegrounds, valorant copied csgo and so on. If games didn’t copy eventually we would have nothing and only one game for every genre
For $20 you get to choose what character I grief my team with
But he's still charitable in that he helps feed multiple enemies.
still doing the "for $20 you can see some of the worst gameplay ever recorded on a character of YOUR CHOICE!"
It’s not as if you’re even donating to see a specialist with one character out of his element, you can be absolutely assured Piggy is autistically shit with every single character
To be fair, it is pretty entertaining XD
DSP the type of dude to stand in front of a turret and complain it killed him. Bruh is drain dead and somehow unaware of how terrible he is
It’s the narcissism. I’m not a doctor but it’s very clear from the days and days of footage of himself Phil has released that he legitimately cannot conceptualize him doing something wrong or incorrectly. It’s always someone else’s fault or an inanimate objects 😂😂😂.
He must not realize this big green health packs heal you
Occams razor.
Hes fucking retarded.
The game never properly explained
Bad game design, it doesn't tell you they heal you.
@@PrimalParasaur fr, the health kits dont even look like they heal u
@@lordbasketboi9998 there is a giant ass plus sign which is the universal symbol of health bruh
You know, payin a couple bucks to choose the next character isn't even THAT terrible of an idea...but of course Phil's greed makes him demand 20 DOLLARS to choose a character in a free to play game. Instead he coulda charged like, two and that'd be reasonable. He literally kills his own support lol
He probably wanted that sweet pokemon money where he was charging $50 to name a pokemon, which worked until people realized he was gonna get 6 new pokemon every stream and then it was only the whales paying for it.
How the Grinch Sulked at Christmas
"I'm aiming straight for them, but by the time my shot gets there they've already moved."
I feel like this should be the basis of someone's thesis for their doctorate of physics.
It's always funny when he runs into someone who uses his character better
How pathetic are the simps that send him money for playing like this !!
8:45 Phil just blamed him having the aim of a quad paraplegic on the game being third person. I can’t.
2:02 MASSIVE ULT FOR ANHK
who watches this manchild lmao
2:01 wtf is even that ult 😂😂😂. Then complains about it
Man i almost cried 😂
He even missed the Jeff ulting his teammate. Legit could have saved them with his trash ult play
1:59 he can’t be serious
keyboard and mouse dsp is everything i thought it would be. how dare the game not point him in the direction he wanted to go rather than him steering that way!
C'mon guys, Phil is doing pretty well for a guy with only one and half arms!
7:25 Phil….. that just means you suck buddy 😂😂
TOP DSP Gripes:
Joint #1. "I'm entitled to your money on a free stream, give it."
Joint #1. "Nobody wants to pay to hear American David Brent complain about the game, and the viewers comments that I can ignore..."
2. "Hit scan isn't fast enough"
3. "Sheilds work and you can't hit through them"
4. "Aim is shit, but it's the game's fault"
5. "Ignoring Ankhs gets you killed, WTF?"
6. "A character I have full control over, is out of my control"
7. "Standing out in the open face tanking hits gets you killed"
8. "I can't shoot through walls, and it's the game's fault"
9. "Not learning Animations and character moves is poor game design"
10. "The map is awful, because I didn't learn them and their boundaries"
BONUS ROUND:
"Nobody will pay for me to play a character of your choice for $20, when I could make it $3 and get that in ten games"
How hes literally alive for less then a min each time
7:26 JUMP PHIL, USE THE SPACE BAR AND JUMP, MY GOD I HAVE SEEN INFANTS WITH BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF GAMES!
Jesus I think I called him a cunt like. 6 times out loud on my room.
"I tried" 🤨 You haven't Tried a Day in ur Life Phyllis. Who the Hell are you Kiddin 🤡🍼😆😂✌🏼
Bro does NOT need to be playing hela 😂
Spent all that money to end up with a bad green screen and a worse mic than before
why would someone pay 20 to decide his char in a f2p game lmao, if you got 20 bux to waste on dsp you def have something that can run this game
You could use that $20 to buy at least 3 discount games on steam. Maybe 4 or 5 depending
One final quit b fore the year end, Jesus. It is unprecedented just how many he skipped/quit this year alone, I want that and his awful 2024 best/worst games to be in "dsp worst of 2024" moments
I love how it’s “nobody is interested in the game” when it is the hottest f2p game right now with over 20 million players.
It couldn’t possibly be his gameplay is so bad the only people who could derive any enjoyment from it are those that want to watch him fail 😂😂😂.
this guy dont know how to pick battles, he camps and peaks walls and door ways and stands as still as a tree and when 3 opponents start shooting him he decides to shoot back and gets destroyed when he would just have a better chance running away and finding a different direction to shoot. instead he peaks the area they see him and are shooting at him in a group and he still challenges it to lose like anyone could have seen. member if a player in any game spots you from a door way its best to flank somewhere else because they will always be aimed at the area you pop up from and will just shoot you as soon as you peak out.
I just tried to look up his Profile on tracker gg and of course he set it to private 🤣
Why the fuck do you care
and here I thought it was impossible to suck as Hela.
I haven't watched much DSP playing Rivals but from what I've seen I can assume he plays it like he did Overwatch. He doesn't group up with his team or wait for them, will charge in hoping to solo the whole team, be confused when the team focuses him while he solos, and demand people heal and carry his broke ass. Am I wrong?
6:02 is there any way to say "Just so you know" and not sound like an asshole. I mean it's Phil, I know but he just makes everything sound worse coming out of his mouth.
5:58 is so rude and greedy, not surprised no one tipped 20 bucks or more that stream
How does he always have the worst reads on how good a character is? Hela has obnoxious levels of damage, and seems to be unkillable when she does her ult. Phil somehow says she's bad.
I don't know how he does it but he takes actual top tier characters and makes them look worthless. It's insane.
620 deaths. That is 100 or so plus deaths. Wow.
Is he really using a mouse in this clip? He's still got crap aim if so.
Lol he looks down at the keyboard
Dude is using Hela and still can't hit anyone. That is just embarrassing.
I love how at first he says 20$ u can pick a character then ot changes to no i said 20 gifted subs - then says the gifted subs are 3 dollars each 🤣🤣🤣thats 60 dollars !!! He doesnt even know if the team he is on won the round 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IF only he actually HIT stuff.
How is he on keyboard and mouse but can't get a headshot lmao
Why does Mr. "I can be good at games if I want to" suck at every game he plays?
that was a lie back then and nothing has changed
How does he play with one arm ?????
Guy can’t even play well as Hela, a character with a 20% damage boost, he is so brilliantly shit at everything
I'm 3 minutes in and I can't with him. Ults in a spot and complains at his position when he chose to pop his super there. And then shoots hulks feet and is like why can't I kill him
LMB LMB LMB LMB "Waaaoooowww!"
"I feel like my shoots should be instant, because when I shoot and they strafe it doesnt hit them"
Is called a projectile, to hit those you do a slight prediction on your oponents movements. This isnt cod, stop playing it like it is.
And even in COD with fast moving projectiles he finds ways to outshine Stormtroopers with his ability NOT TO HIT THE ACTUAL TARGET!
Funniest thing is Hela's basic attack IS hitscan, so his complaint is more nonsensical
You don’t have to compensate for travel speed with Hela. Her basic attack are hitscan so it’s kinda like COD
Moon knights anks are a detractor now
That’s OK Phil we will just go to the thousands of other marvel streams right now lol don’t try to blackmail us with I’m not gonna play this anymore if you don’t donate
It's honestly baffling how stupid and greedy he is
Maybe he's too old for this type of game, like the guy clearly doesn't play with is team and I dont even know if he thinks before he acts. There's so many things that are wrong on how he just play the game, it's mind blowing. Maybe he should just go and play a puzzle game instead.
Imagine gatekeeping gameplay via donations. Absolutely vile
"For $20 bucks ill play any character you want" how about you play one you can effectively use first u hack
How many times does he want to keep begging for people money.
'adds Marvel Rivals to the list of games that DSP has rage quit'. This is pathetic. As for me, I am playing Marvel Rivals as I want to get better as Namor and try to climb the ranks in Competitive Mode.
i just play practice bots with players and choose hawkeye to practice . i notice with hawkeye if he uses his jump boost he then has afew seconds to charge his shots 100% but it runs out when the cooldown starts. useful for damaging hulk as the bomb arrows are useless the regular arrows to the head do more damage than explosive arrows.
He has decent aim. All he has to do is just stop complaining and practice to get better.
“Decent aim” and it’s him missing 5-6 shots in between every shot he hits or him not being able to track with punisher
Marvelwatch i mean overwatch 😂
Who cares?! We need more hero shooters! And guess what? Other companies can and eventually will do it better! All game genres copy each other. With your logic we can never have another good overwatch type game unless that garbage company keeps making them lol not even a reasonable way of thinking at all. Way to try to kill gaming. What we aren’t ever supposed to have a fps military boots on the ground unless it’s call of duty?? That would be a clone right? Let’s be real
Call of duty copied Medal of Honor, overwatch copied Global agenda, Fortnite copied battlegrounds, valorant copied csgo and so on. If games didn’t copy eventually we would have nothing and only one game for every genre