Red Light! *Keeps walking in* *snorts* *gets gunned down without hesitation* "What? Stupid mechanics, I didn't hear anything - games foockin' stupid ACK-ACK-ACK! *SNORTS* "
He's always had a 'tism look, but now at this angle with the greenscreen he genuinely looks regarded. Edit: I think his claim of SBMM magically creating lag is one of my favorite Phil-isms.
So wait, now he's blown a bunch of money on expensive headphones? What happened to his chronic ear infections that necessitated him wearing a neck toilet seat for years? Also, what happened to saving for retirement? At this rate, the only 401K Phil is ever going to see is the total debt on his next bankruptcy filing.
what gets me is there are frequently bullets coming from off-screen, phil has ~3 seconds to react / seek cover etc, but just stands there and acts surprised when he's downed
Squid game has a call of duty mode, it switches between TDM, domination, Hard point in the same match and it even has green light/Red light as well. But god forbid this alien would ever try something new.
I thought he couldn't wear headphones because of his untreated ear infections, did he actually get them treated or his going to do some major guilt tripping in a few weeks/months when he remembers the ear infection sob story.
I still can't get over this side view he's been using. It looks terrible, his right arm just sticking out like that over nothing looks ridiculous and really impacts the framing, and it's just such a strange angle and he takes up a ton of space on the screen. Just the idea he looks at that and goes "Ah yes, finally I've got a professional setup" while we're all laughing at what a clown he continues to be. Also his hand was twitching during Red Light, Green Light but of course he has to be a dramatic pig and think the game just randomly killed him.
I was watching this stream live. DSP said he didn’t want to play it because “it’s for children” which I actually agreed with him with… looks like he played it anyways lmao
I love how he acts like he is a pro Keyboard and Mouse Player. "ughhh they're probably on console." I don't believe his story of a Pro only getting 1 kill on KBM and switched back to controller. Playing on keyboard and mouse isn't that hard Phillip, literal children play with KBM.
6:50 - "can't move" You just stood there?!? at least try and put some distance between you and it. 17:28 - your view moved, you obviously moved the mouse from nerves etc.
He looks even more regarded from that side view 😂
Doody ruined the side view for me I can’t unsee him sitting in a mobility scooter
He's in his wheelchair and in his element
@@ToastenButter half his arm being "invisible" is the cherry on top
Yeah, Phil is just terrible....all around.
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15:01 "This map is insanely garba- huge now." Lol
Phil would be the first person eliminated in the actual Squid Game
He'll get shot but won't die because he'll be too busy complaining
Red Light!
*Keeps walking in* *snorts* *gets gunned down without hesitation*
"What? Stupid mechanics, I didn't hear anything - games foockin' stupid ACK-ACK-ACK! *SNORTS* "
‘Wow what nonsensical bullshit, fucking dunces, great gameplay..’
I feel like he'd make it to top 3 just through begging and complaining. Kinda like how he inexplicably outlives everyone around him.
lol phil pretending to be a gun expert is always wild
I love how he complains that people are spraying wildly when he is literally sweeping left to right while shooting
God his arms look so atrophied in this angle, like a carton of milk is a struggle atrophy
He has zero muscle mass
Welcome to 2025 where you can see a 45 year old man child live streaming call of duty squid game mode
With the coolest setup in the game today makes him look like he’s in an electronical wheelchair only made for old ppl who can’t walk? 😂
4:16 God it’s almost insane how quick Phil is to jumps on the same damn scapegoats the second he starts failing during a match! It’s unbelievable!
His set up is so bad… how does he think his arm going half way through the picture is better than what he was doing before
I love how he played COD on console his whole life but since now he changed to PC aim assist is terrible and bull.
And the worst part is that he would need aim hand-holding to actually be as good as he wants to be and/or thinks he is💀
It's been 16 years of streaming and he somehow looks like a grandpa using their grandchild's setup 🤣
I can’t get over how bad his green screen is holy crap lol
It's ai dood!!!
This Is How You Don't use Green Screen lol
Phil is the type of guy who would lose a staring contest and blame the mechanics of the human eye
He's not even playing THAT terrible in this one, just he still can't stop blaming everything but himself when he dies.
He's always had a 'tism look, but now at this angle with the greenscreen he genuinely looks regarded.
Edit: I think his claim of SBMM magically creating lag is one of my favorite Phil-isms.
Looking more and more like Frankenstein's monster with his arms straight out in front of him. Just missing the bolts in his neck.
21:57 - "He was just spraying and he killed me" skips the deathcam to hide the fact he got gunned down with precision, I guess we'll never know dood.
So wait, now he's blown a bunch of money on expensive headphones? What happened to his chronic ear infections that necessitated him wearing a neck toilet seat for years? Also, what happened to saving for retirement? At this rate, the only 401K Phil is ever going to see is the total debt on his next bankruptcy filing.
Bro's been talkin' out his ass for decades now, the only people falling for it are the people that keep pumping cash into his antics.....
@@DJace3000so the 4 whales got it
22:47 So after playing CoD on console for over a decade aim assist is now bad thing because he's not benefitting from it.
what gets me is there are frequently bullets coming from off-screen, phil has ~3 seconds to react / seek cover etc, but just stands there and acts surprised when he's downed
Phil is a space alien that discovered streaming for the first time That’s the vibe this setup gives me
"I want to pretend like I'm a black operative" yeah im sure kat wants the same thing
Why do they count assists as eliminations? He's not getting nearly as many kills as he thinks
Completely off topic but thats the thing i hate with destiny 2 as well 😂😂they count assists as eliminations
I feel like assists as eliminations is ok if you do most of the damage to that person, but outside of that it's just kinda weird
2:12 - 2:17 might be the worst I’ve ever seen him aim
I was looking for a comment mentioning it. That shit was gross
His poor boomer ears cannot handle the bass drop!
Such accuary. Phil is sharpshooter, Simo Jäyhä.
Squid game has a call of duty mode, it switches between TDM, domination, Hard point in the same match and it even has green light/Red light as well. But god forbid this alien would ever try something new.
He looks ridiculous. Who streams from the side like that?😂
I thought he couldn't wear headphones because of his untreated ear infections, did he actually get them treated or his going to do some major guilt tripping in a few weeks/months when he remembers the ear infection sob story.
31:47 After accidentally doing this the entire session… so funny watching the results
Even Phil’s internet is giving up on him 😂😂😂
Cobra's too good for his stream anyway. Phil is a sicko TMDWU
He’s nvr going to get dark matter playing t like this lol
Always skipping the replays to hide the evidence lol.
26:46 wow he can actually use his lahg excuse for once
This is the “Set up” that he thinks everybody is copying off him? 😂
THEY messed up MY filters how dare THEY
Let me put in the herculean effort of ticking 3 boxes again, while still whinging
It's not the headphones he's just azz
The headphones even have rgbs dood come on dood rgbs r the new thing dood 😂😂😂😂
I still can't get over this side view he's been using. It looks terrible, his right arm just sticking out like that over nothing looks ridiculous and really impacts the framing, and it's just such a strange angle and he takes up a ton of space on the screen. Just the idea he looks at that and goes "Ah yes, finally I've got a professional setup" while we're all laughing at what a clown he continues to be.
Also his hand was twitching during Red Light, Green Light but of course he has to be a dramatic pig and think the game just randomly killed him.
22:50 truly a pc elitist now
I was watching this stream live. DSP said he didn’t want to play it because “it’s for children” which I actually agreed with him with… looks like he played it anyways lmao
27:05 - lmao
The fact he’s even able to get a chopper kill streak is kinda insane. I don’t know how him or wings ever get kill streaks
Eventually it’ll happen with enough chances especially if they are being placed into bot lobbies.
please tell me Phil is trying to get a camo challenge or something with that stupid sight on his gun..
now that's REAL lag phil.
I love how he acts like he is a pro Keyboard and Mouse Player. "ughhh they're probably on console." I don't believe his story of a Pro only getting 1 kill on KBM and switched back to controller. Playing on keyboard and mouse isn't that hard Phillip, literal children play with KBM.
Never forget, this game is on both his best and worst games list of 2024, such awful takes
hes the only person i ever seen transition to mouse and still cant aim.
6:50 - "can't move"
You just stood there?!? at least try and put some distance between you and it.
17:28 - your view moved, you obviously moved the mouse from nerves etc.
DSP is a tool... But BO6 is BIG trash 🤣
Consoles, PC he still sucks lol
I dont like this pov phill lol
He looks like he's in a wheelchair 😂😂😂 ig to make his dents feel like there the same