For 19 Years, He Wears 90 KG Iron Legs; 1 Kick Can KiII Anyone

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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +748

    “Life sure makes you aggressive, when you can’t touch yourself”
    This man’s narration is on another level

  • @KJ-oon
    @KJ-oon 2 роки тому +717

    "Revenge is not worth it, but sometimes it is worth it".........😂😂😂😂

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 роки тому +14

      Haha you know it!

    • @KJ-oon
      @KJ-oon 2 роки тому +8

      @@DeepDarkBoys , I love your little jokes or funny comments in the middle of a "drama" movie.......

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 роки тому +4

      @@KJ-oon Thanks KJ!

    • @awakeneddio6012
      @awakeneddio6012 2 роки тому +3

      Second best line I heard all day.

    • @philiptucker7590
      @philiptucker7590 2 роки тому +2

      Wiser words have never been spoken before 😭

  • @lima_star8581
    @lima_star8581 Рік тому +100

    44 years and still waiting for 'crippled Avengers Endgame'.

  • @vanify9892
    @vanify9892 2 роки тому +495

    Its honestly gotten to the point where I watch these recaps over a movie, as, literally every day, Mystery Recapped uploads a completely new video, and because of this you just discover loads of new movies that you wouldn't have done otherwise, and they're condensed to a period within my alarmingly low attention span, meaning I actually watch the entire thing. These videos are just so sort of easy to watch, if that makes sense, so thanks for this!

    • @Picachki
      @Picachki 2 роки тому +13

      It’s the same for me. I have ADD and can’t sit through a movie very easily. This way I can enjoy lots of films and I don’t have to disturb others with me needing a break! :) Happy that others feel similarly.

    • @OverdramaticAngel
      @OverdramaticAngel 2 роки тому +3

      That's what it's like for me because of my ADHD. Mystery Recapped is by FAR the best of the recap channels, in large part because of Adam-who isn't an A.I, contrary to what many people believe! His channel, Deep Recaps, is good too. His one year doing Mystery Recapped actually made me tear up a bit.

    • @SammyJs2684
      @SammyJs2684 2 роки тому +2

      Perfect for my ADHD, sometimes I just listen to them

    • @bgbthabun627
      @bgbthabun627 2 роки тому +1

      @@OverdramaticAngel i know right?

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 2 роки тому +2

      Too bad that, because of your attention span, you forget them shortly afterwards

  • @dkblack3461
    @dkblack3461 2 роки тому +131

    The plot line and characters may be a little out there, but you really have to appreciate the incredible martial arts skills displayed in the fight scenes, not to mention the excellent choreography! Back then, directors had the good sense to film a master shot of the fights with far fewer edits than in today's fight scenes.

  • @jprecapped8271
    @jprecapped8271 2 роки тому +202

    i love how you can literally hear him trying his hardest not to crack up narrating

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 роки тому +9

      There were some wild parts in this one

    • @OverdramaticAngel
      @OverdramaticAngel 2 роки тому +6

      It makes it even more hilarious.

    • @I_.-NHELV-._I
      @I_.-NHELV-._I 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah like at 9:51

    • @nuclearthreat545
      @nuclearthreat545 24 дні тому +2

      It’s a AI

    • @DieHardjagged
      @DieHardjagged 18 днів тому

      @@nuclearthreat545 I dont know why people cant spot it easily, the way its narrated and how sentences are read points it out super easily that its an AI, probably trained on the narrators voice, still not perfect though.

  • @bam2xvillaneza523
    @bam2xvillaneza523 2 роки тому +36

    "Crippled Avengers" got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jcube8889
    @jcube8889 2 роки тому +136

    The villian was literally expressed by the quote from batman
    "You either die a hero or live long enough to see your self become a villian"

  • @kickass9898
    @kickass9898 2 роки тому +34

    The real MVP in the story is the poor tavern owner who has to clean up the tavern after every fight.

  • @AFN.90210
    @AFN.90210 2 роки тому +22

    So that guy is jumping around with 180 kg on his legs

    • @creatureslim
      @creatureslim Місяць тому +4

      Yes. Kung fu; you either die from the training or gain superpowers. Watch the drunken master with Jackie Chan and the 36th chamber of shaolin

  • @kingpest13
    @kingpest13 Рік тому +39

    Movies like this were on TV every Sunday when I was a kid. They inspired me to become a kung Fu master.

    • @kingpest13
      @kingpest13 Рік тому +7

      @BLAKJACK! Did you become a kung Fu master as well?

    • @daviddawes293
      @daviddawes293 2 місяці тому

      It was Saturday here in NYC.. couldn’t miss it

    • @miketdarnell
      @miketdarnell 23 дні тому

      ​@@daviddawes293Saturdays in my neck of the woods

    • @ChubbyCox13
      @ChubbyCox13 2 дні тому

      Samurai Sunday in Chicago.

  • @Mamiya645
    @Mamiya645 2 роки тому +17

    Movies taught us lessons back then. They were also really grim and serious when necessary.

  • @ajharuno4788
    @ajharuno4788 2 роки тому +71

    People on the comments have no clue how famous/big this movie was during the SB era one of the best Kung Fu flicks! 10x better then hollywoods fight scenes

    • @SOSO_CREPITUS
      @SOSO_CREPITUS 2 місяці тому +3

      Seriously, it’s sick

    • @MrZPal2099
      @MrZPal2099 2 місяці тому +5

      The Kid with the Golden Arms

    • @valmontdraconus
      @valmontdraconus Місяць тому +4

      I love the Shaw Brothers films. I have a bunch of them on DVD. 5 Deadly Venoms. The Kid with the golden arm. Chinese Super ninjas.

  • @omidhossaini8411
    @omidhossaini8411 2 роки тому +8

    To kill the cripples, laughs and says Jesus .

  • @CrimsonYetiCartoons
    @CrimsonYetiCartoons 2 роки тому +27

    This is literally the 37th "Asian guy wears something heavy to make a certain body part a one-hit kill" movie you've recapped lololol

    • @weirdguylol
      @weirdguylol 2 роки тому +4

      Mystery Recapped with those movies be like: 200000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way

    • @gdup2009
      @gdup2009 5 місяців тому

      I was just like i just watched the recap with the dude with the 120kg boots.

    • @khallrik
      @khallrik Місяць тому +1

      and probably even more rule 34 variations of that out there...

  • @ShanaJahsintaWalters
    @ShanaJahsintaWalters 2 роки тому +23

    I love these guys. I have see damn near all their kung fu movies when I was a kid.

  • @mbrique8
    @mbrique8 2 роки тому +50

    "and they discuss a plan to kill the cripples" damn you must be really bad at fighting to need a plan to kill cripples

    • @yodieyuh
      @yodieyuh Місяць тому

      I agree, any mediocre MMA fighter should be able to beat Daredevil since he's just a cripple.

  • @ismail_muhammad13
    @ismail_muhammad13 2 роки тому +33

    "The moral of the story is revenge is never worth it but sometimes it's worth it" 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 роки тому +27

    9:51 🤣🤣
    Who says crippled can't be Avengers? xD
    Felt bad for Yi who tried to help them, get disabled mentally and then died before their revenge is completed

    • @eduardom.maquilan5472
      @eduardom.maquilan5472 2 роки тому +3

      The one who Played wang yi was chiang sheng, which later died in 1991 because of a heart attack.

  • @ZephrusPrime
    @ZephrusPrime 2 роки тому +7

    This was why I loved Saturday Mornings!!

  • @olivercondon3600
    @olivercondon3600 2 роки тому +51

    As someone who is half blind and deaf this makes me so happy to see that disabled people are not toys and we can mostly do what others can do

    • @thecourier8634
      @thecourier8634 Рік тому

      Is a movie dude. In real life you are useless as a fart in the wind.

    • @briishmate5487
      @briishmate5487 Рік тому +6

      your last name is close to something that prevents children from annoying couples

    • @BenBen153
      @BenBen153 Рік тому

      As disabled as you are, I’m sure you can pronounce the word iron correctly.

  • @alexl9724
    @alexl9724 2 роки тому +223

    I bet if this guy goes against Hulk from Avengers, the green monster would surely lose against him since he's more powerful and Hulk would get himself smashed by the guy's iron arms.

    • @inknightmarionne9259
      @inknightmarionne9259 2 роки тому +12

      Well, unless the hulk shockwaves the puny human body from 30 metres away.

    • @Being_Kuki
      @Being_Kuki 2 роки тому +4

      Sure,in 1978 Hulk was not even a kid..

    • @Kzo0z_z
      @Kzo0z_z 2 роки тому +2

      The big green man is now pale

    • @Striking_Salmon
      @Striking_Salmon 2 роки тому +3

      @DONT WATCH MY VIDEO you saved everyone.
      What a hero,bot.

    • @Irisytyt
      @Irisytyt 2 роки тому +1

      @DONT WATCH MY VIDEO alright I won’t

  • @dodeka
    @dodeka 2 роки тому +13

    Hell yeah!!! Plz do more old school martial arts flicks!

  • @TheEventGuy
    @TheEventGuy 2 роки тому +28

    better story than the actual Avengers

  • @Richardlizhu
    @Richardlizhu Рік тому +4

    LOL I love how he refers to them as "the cripple avengers" at 12:37

  • @hugh_jasso
    @hugh_jasso 2 роки тому +4

    Classic era Kung Fu flickage. "Iron Hands" guy is also the Toad in 5 Deadly Venoms. Actually i think all 5 are in this flick too lol

  • @itsokithappens711
    @itsokithappens711 2 роки тому +3

    I thought you were a Robot until I heard you giggle in 9:52 😊

  • @Kaador
    @Kaador Рік тому +1

    "For 19 Years, He Wears 90 KG Iron Legs; 1 Kick Can KiII Anyone"
    Well played, Bot, well played

  • @CypherNeo101
    @CypherNeo101 2 роки тому +12

    Narrator: The moral of story is that revenge is never worth it.
    The audience: But they deserved it. Plus it was satisfying.
    The narrator: Ok it was worth it.

  • @madisonborhan5975
    @madisonborhan5975 2 роки тому +9

    I've watched this movie when i was a kid, but the there was no internet in Nigeria, we couldn't finish the movie because the video cassette got bad. Thanks for bringing back old memories.

  • @DogeDragone
    @DogeDragone 2 роки тому +9

    When he said “and kill the cripples f-geez” I really felt that and i just died laughing

  • @shivanisairam1643
    @shivanisairam1643 2 роки тому +3

    Rock lee’s ancestors be like

  • @rapidreleaseheaven
    @rapidreleaseheaven 2 роки тому +43

    The moral of the story: Revenge is never worth it but sometimes it’s worth it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Picachki
    @Picachki 2 роки тому +39

    Love these recaps! It has made me not dread movies like I used to do to my ADD. I can handle these short bursts and I love your witty comments in between. Thank you!

  • @deepanjan6048
    @deepanjan6048 2 роки тому +5

    In this movie we got to see, Daredevil, one punch man, one kick man🤣

  • @Axixan
    @Axixan 2 роки тому +5

    Me when i get a billon dollars - 🙂
    Me when mystery reccapped uploads - 😁😆

  • @MiguelTavaresMAT
    @MiguelTavaresMAT 2 роки тому +12

    What you lost is lost, but what you create out of it can be an incredible adventure with others like you, overcoming adversity together.

  • @uniquerebel385
    @uniquerebel385 2 роки тому +10

    40 years ago, I watched Iron Monkey with the same actors. Brought back some memories, thanks for sharing

    • @rasheemjohn
      @rasheemjohn 2 місяці тому

      Same team did 5 (Deadly) Venoms, too.

  • @philiptucker7590
    @philiptucker7590 2 роки тому +3

    Man I love how you cover all of the Eastern Asian movies. They really have some original and great storylines…Japan, Korea, China/Taiwan, and even India aka Bollywood have some dope movies!! 🎥 🍿

  • @notevenalex
    @notevenalex 2 роки тому +2

    Can we get "the 5 deadly venoms"next up? Haha

  • @jewgirl952
    @jewgirl952 9 місяців тому

    There are other UA-camrs who do what you do, but NOTHING like the way you do it. Your sense of humor and amusing comments are why I stay with your channel and, no doubt, why you have nearly 4 million subscribers!

  • @zochiang
    @zochiang 2 роки тому +4

    Wan’s strategy is sooo funny man😆😂 attack-retreat-attack-retreat😆

  • @inthejcurve7968
    @inthejcurve7968 Місяць тому +1

    Tien-Tu….metal boots for 19 years.
    RIP bending your ankles

  • @8bit_paul
    @8bit_paul Рік тому

    Thank you M.R. for covering this classic.

  • @kotvas1
    @kotvas1 15 днів тому +1

    One of my favorite kung fu movies long live the venom mob!❤❤❤

  • @SightlessSenshi
    @SightlessSenshi Рік тому +11

    Loved this movie. Thanks for recapping it. I am totally blind, I use a screenreader to read/write online, so videos like yours are my only way to get to enjoy subtitled movies, since I can't read subtitles obviously. So your narration is really helpful, and this film about a bunch of disabled kung fu heroes was really cool.

  • @JasonPhillipsXeariaN
    @JasonPhillipsXeariaN Місяць тому +1

    Did I miss something? I didn't see anyone wearing anything on their legs for 19 years...

  • @briancruse656
    @briancruse656 2 роки тому +2

    Bro this guys commentary is hilarious

  • @kaledmarrero1011
    @kaledmarrero1011 2 роки тому +5

    The real moral of the story is despite your disability, there will be always be someone who can help the disabled. (I have Autism, so this story serves as a little lesson that we can still achieve our dreams despite being physically or mentally disabled. 🙂)

  • @promoter_ivo_ug3357
    @promoter_ivo_ug3357 2 роки тому +4

    Watching in from Uganda 🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬

  • @apexxyeah2623
    @apexxyeah2623 2 роки тому +1

    "crippled avengers.." Mystery Recapped

  • @TisiGrey
    @TisiGrey 2 роки тому +3

    I can barely do jumping kicks with fully operational feet and toes, so I just have to sit there for a sec on doing it on non-flexible iron ones.

  • @dopegameryo2418
    @dopegameryo2418 2 роки тому +1

    I like how his voice is calm but he also makes jokes

  • @jack-exzolt9858
    @jack-exzolt9858 2 роки тому +2

    I kinda liked the first part where it's explained how the villains actually had an origin story. Sadly it was never brought up again.

  • @MrsCKane
    @MrsCKane 2 місяці тому +2

    Thank you for the recap! 😊

  • @TheLilBro
    @TheLilBro 2 роки тому +4

    I’m really missing the “Hey, Mystery Recapped here”

  • @johnn.2039
    @johnn.2039 23 дні тому +1

    This shows the cycle of abuse. An how it and hate are taught. 😢🙏🏾

  • @TradingWithBilz
    @TradingWithBilz 2 роки тому +1

    Love you mystery recapped. Lighten my day every day

  • @zochiang
    @zochiang 2 роки тому +2

    His ears moving to sense😂😂😂😂

  • @0GuruCS
    @0GuruCS 2 роки тому +2

    Dude lol I died when he first started using his arms 😂 😂

  • @coffee_bbx
    @coffee_bbx 2 роки тому +1

    "The crippled avenger"💀

  • @ralphlawrencebambasi5576
    @ralphlawrencebambasi5576 2 роки тому +11

    "The moral of the story is revenge is never worth it but sometimes it's worth it"
    Mystery Recapped - 2022

  • @sadikabdinoor4369
    @sadikabdinoor4369 2 роки тому +10

    "hard work makes you stronger"
    mystery recapped: 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

  • @boxertest
    @boxertest 2 роки тому +3

    More kung-fu classics please!!!!!!

  • @jimvsamuel
    @jimvsamuel 2 роки тому +2

    I was expecting at least once for the narrator to say it takes Yuan to know Yuan...

  • @bobita8574
    @bobita8574 2 роки тому +7

    Moral of the story is never show off your best power/skill until you use it.
    (Those skillful villain loss at the battle because they don't know Ah-Kue's has iron legs)🙂
    Moral no.2 never underestimate your opponent.

  • @noor.chaudhary5556
    @noor.chaudhary5556 2 роки тому +2

    CRIPPLED AVENGERS 🤣🍿LMFAO

  • @Scier357
    @Scier357 2 роки тому +1

    'You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the monster…'
    - Mark Carrigan.

  • @mc_mikey04
    @mc_mikey04 2 роки тому +3

    I really liked watching '70s - '80s Chinese and Hongkongese movies! My favourite is Ambitious Kung Fu Girl.

  • @amanbhar1247
    @amanbhar1247 2 роки тому +1

    good work and thank you so much, Greetings from Egypt

  • @graydoncreed3064
    @graydoncreed3064 2 місяці тому

    This might seem far out there nowadays but this was my favorite Kung fu flick along with 5 Deadly Venoms.

  • @Voltaron.
    @Voltaron. 2 роки тому +5

    I remember watching this movie when I was 6y/o...I last watched this at 11y/o....this is nostalgic

  • @chrisdavis8650
    @chrisdavis8650 26 днів тому

    "revenge is never worth it, but sometimes it's worth it" - Kratos probably.

  • @dauzlee2827
    @dauzlee2827 2 роки тому +2

    Never thought that a classic and not so well known film that I used to watch become a UA-cam video now

  • @aldegarvermundjankovic206
    @aldegarvermundjankovic206 2 роки тому +1

    Next video: Man Wears Iron Headband For 50 Years So He Can Kill People With One Shot

  • @satwikmidya5653
    @satwikmidya5653 2 роки тому +1

    Ok An Iron Head , An Iron leg and an arm ,Woohoo Transformers 🙂

  • @ZoltyWasTaken.
    @ZoltyWasTaken. 2 роки тому +1

    Missed opportunity to call this “One Kick Man”

  • @supersizer2.062
    @supersizer2.062 Рік тому

    Imagine your hearing is so good you can hear leaves falling and hit them with a projectile. At this point you're more enabled than everyone else on the planet

  • @claudeprince6724
    @claudeprince6724 2 місяці тому

    "Revenge is never worth it. But sometimes, it's worth it."
    I wholeheartedly concur.

  • @lil_toro
    @lil_toro 2 роки тому +3

    I feel bad for the owner of the tavern...

  • @Wheres_my_Dragonator
    @Wheres_my_Dragonator 2 роки тому +1

    If they threw a knife, or shot them with arrows while they were incapacitated, then they could've stopped them.
    What's sad is that they didn't even pick up the brain damaged dude's body. They just up and left like it was nothing.

  • @lostinmyimagination7485
    @lostinmyimagination7485 8 місяців тому

    "This party 's starting to pop off." Hell yeah it is! This movie looks batshit crazy and i love it!!

  • @Doomerboicutengl
    @Doomerboicutengl 2 роки тому +1

    This is a great channel but you sound like a robot but on 9:45 you sounded like a human which makes it better

  • @esekwevictor
    @esekwevictor 2 роки тому +2

    The kick in 11:27 got me laughing hard.

  • @Goatjo_negs
    @Goatjo_negs 2 роки тому +1

    10:58 Nanomachines, son.

  • @janrecina9878
    @janrecina9878 2 роки тому +1

    All these kung-fu movies would be so much different if the antagonists just used a gun

  • @Fox_in_Thoughts
    @Fox_in_Thoughts 2 роки тому +1

    Okay, I burst out in laughter at the end. The moral of the story is: revenge isn't worth it, but sometimes, it is worth it XD

  • @jackdorseysdisappointedfather
    @jackdorseysdisappointedfather 2 місяці тому

    So glad I got to see this as a kid.
    Absolutely blew my mind.😂

  • @samuelsg27
    @samuelsg27 2 місяці тому

    I remember this move!!!! The guy in the white was my favorite and the best fighter in my opinion!

  • @spxdy6780
    @spxdy6780 2 роки тому +2

    moral of the story: get metal prosthetic arms and legs

  • @jamieisbored6115
    @jamieisbored6115 2 роки тому +3

    If this movie was remade today its be shut down by keyboard warriors within a day😂😂

    • @ajharuno4788
      @ajharuno4788 2 роки тому +1

      This movie was one of the most famous Kung fu movies back in the days dude ask any old people who come from the 80s and 90s you kids obviously wouldn’t like these sort of movies these days hence why it’d be shut down

  • @zochiang
    @zochiang 2 роки тому +1

    Wan was also upgraded man 😂 he upgraded his skin😂

  • @ElisiasEvolution
    @ElisiasEvolution 2 роки тому +1

    So much for keeping a low profile! too funny..After 3 years Id be ready to fight as well!

  • @Chadosama
    @Chadosama 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you mystery recapped for making my day better

  • @anusandhanmagar1738
    @anusandhanmagar1738 2 роки тому +2

    We want more Shaw Brothers Movies Review 🔥🔥🔥

  • @210tonka9
    @210tonka9 Рік тому

    Admires the power of Ah-Kue's kick then realizes he had iron feet! That made me laugh so hard!

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 2 роки тому +2

    Used to watch these types of kung fu movies all the time on the USA Network.

  • @rob57ert
    @rob57ert 2 роки тому +4

    Another wonderful vid, the humor was well done, ending with ... revenge is never worth it, but sometimes, it's worth it. I so miss Bruce Lee, also. Nice work, I enjoyed the description, the voice, the HUMOR and the music track was very nice, for me. Thank you again.

  • @HeavyTraffix
    @HeavyTraffix Місяць тому +2

    4:00 swinging the chain.

    • @SEATACx
      @SEATACx 15 днів тому

      It is a net and it is tiny

  • @hela2000
    @hela2000 2 роки тому +1

    I love how you break up the script.