Download Opera GX for free here: operagx.gg/NakeyJakey hey anyone watching - i know usually i would post links to socials with a joke about feet pics but once again i just wanna say how much i appreciate any of you tuning in to watch my dumb ass (and brian's dumb ass) talk about stuff that doesn't really matter. but it matters a lot to me that anyone would watch me talk about it so seriously thank you. it felt really really good to make this video and i really felt like myself. hope you're doing good out there
Its that time of year to watch a grown ass man sit on a medicine ball and tell you in depth about some shit you really dont care about but for some reason are still very entertained. We missed ya Jakey.
i dont have a brother, wish i did though. my sister is a complete kleptomaniac narcissist compulsive liar who stole things from me all throughout my childhood. she stole my xbox to give to her boyfriend, she stole over half of my clothes, she stole money from me multiple times, she even stole my 2,000 dollar macbook that I worked for months to get, and I only got it back because I had a tracker on it. My parents always believed her because she was the favorite child. She lies for no reason and makes up stories about herself to make her seem more interesting. She claimed that multiple guys in her high school r@ped her, and then once our parents went to the police, she broke down and told us that she was lying because she wanted pity because her boyfriend broke up with her. In the end, I really with I had a brother, and get help Rachael. Don’t end up in police custody for the 7th time for stealing items from retail stores! You’re 18 now, and you’ll end up in prison!
My name is Brian and putting on the first 20 seconds of this video while working on something else gave me the sharpest whiplash ever I was indeed found
When he started talking about chrome taking up your RAM while watching UA-cam videos in the background while you're gaming I looked over from my Vampire Survivors window and went, "Huh. I guess that's a pretty good point."
My favourite for these were the ads in the rainbow Six Vegas games (mostly the first I believe), that if I remember right would change if you were online. It was a "dynamic ad system". And when those ad servers were shutdown, recently, it screwed with the game itself. Werent able to play the game online due to that.
This man is a genius. Says chicanery then follows it up with a Chuck joke from the same episode whist flowing it in the videos plot. This man deserves a reward
My favorite "mechanic" in Death Stranding was using your canteen to restore stamina and having popups saying if you wade through the river, it'll filter and collect Monster Energy for you instead of, you know, water.
Hey Jakey. I just finished listening to your album. I'm about to turn 30 in a week. My depression is crippling sometimes and I gatta be honest, I dunno if I'll make it to 40. I'm in tears over your album buddy. It's really good. Sincerely. Be proud of the content you've created it's made me happy so many times. If you're ever down in the dumps know that you've helped me and (I'm sure) others. Thanks again my dude.
Turned 40 this week. I swear to god I was in the same boat as you 10 years ago. Lost my parents, my hometown, my relationship all in a 10 year span Standing when I'm currently now, I can say it was bad, but it's kinda ok ngl Life now is way better than I thought it would be
Praying for you man just know there's always gonna be somebody who's gonna miss you if you're ever gone which means people care about you. Stay strong and keep living don't let this world beat you down.
As someone named Brian, I would like to formally apologize to both the viewers and to Mr. Naked Jacob for my behavior during this video. Driving while texting was negligent and I now see how I put not only myself and Mr. Jacob in danger but also all the others around us. As for my actions during Track and Field Day, my lawyers at Jakey, Jakey, & Jakey, Attorneys at Law have advised me not to go into too much detail. However, I will apologize to those I have wronged with my actions on that day. Lastly, I would like to reiterate that I stand with Mr. Jacob’s decision to buy a jet ski despite it being impractical for him to own one in his current place of residence. He deserves to catch tasty waves as much as anyone else. Once again, I apologize for my behavior and am learning from my mistakes. Thank you all for your time. Sincerely, Brian
I love how you can tell which show Jakey is watching from the vibes of the video alone. He didn't even have to show that screen shot of Chuck, he had me at, "chicanery".
18:33 the people who put hard work in already got paid before you bought the game. the ones that get paid from game sales put no work in to make it, they just hired talented people to do it for them
It was wild as soon as Jakey mentioned Brian blazing trails on the track because a friend and I in high school had a character we'd joke about called Johnny that was basically just an idiot kid whose stupidity led to many unfortunate injuries but his one saving grace was he was insanely fast. Probably doesn't mean much to anyone but that bit in the video was trippy as hell for me.
one of the best part of jakey’s content is the amount of lore and recurring jokes there is, always feels like a lil treat when you recognise something from another video, aka jakey, jakey, and jakey attorney’s at law
@@cheeks3367 Does what put out a video every 10 months like an asshole Jakey is funny but he takes forever to put out continent how is anybody supposed to remember a reoccurring joke if they can’t remember the last video he put out because he takes forever to make them smh.
We missed ya jakey, ain’t no other UA-camr I watch that deep dives into a random subject while speeding me through it and still maintaining my attention
@@JarthenGreenmeadow making 3 videos a year instead of 2 right sure, jakey its just busy with music otherwise he would make more videos and more often.
he makes so much money for no effort its sad. we should all stop giving him money until he gets to monthly uploads. he makes THOUSANDS every month from donations alone. its a skam and he gave up trying.
@@CSM100MK2 Bro he's been working on his music career and obviously had a bit of a crisis. Delayed it and even ghosted his social media for months. He comes back with a video drop and an announced music date. Be happy for him
I've always found real products being in video games to be disconcerting yet funny and familiar. Like, on one hand, THE AUDACITY!! On the other hand, it adds a surreal immersion.
Surprised Pikmin 2 wasn't mentioned. It was littered with product placement, but it was genius how they incorporated it into the gameplay as treasures.
my gosh, Pikmin is my fav game, I never was broken from immersion, I knew they are aliens on Earth after humans, when I read it was specifically 500 million years into the future, I was immersed even more, I wouldn't call Pikmin product placement l, more like, "real life assets were used for a fun game"
CEO's at game companies definitely say "How can we get some of the mobile gaming money?" when making normal video games now, it has been said out loud, many freaking times at meetings.
I hope NakedJaked charges extra for his advertising space because this is one of the only times I've ever not just skipped over the in-video ad because it's just as entertaining as the rest of the video.
That "devs get payed more"- joke really got me. Anyway kinda surprised you didn't talk about the biggest product placement in games that has been in there for decades: Guns. How many 15 year olds know what a Glock is through video games or the Desert Eagle, like yeah Timmy isn't gonna buy an Artic Warfare Police cause he saw it in CSGO (and then get disappointed cause the gun in CS is the AWM) but he know nows that thing even exists. And it's not like this has no effect I have seen people get the gun, optic, grip, branded glove or backpack because they liked it in the videogame they played. I'm pretty sure there are twitch streamers that bought a gun cause it's cool in Tarkov. And don't get me wrong I myself am someone who will lookup what that weirdlooking shotgun you see for 5 seconds in the background of a movie is but still... food for thought.
@@dexlovesgames_dlg I.H. is truly the king of sponsored content. He puts more creativity into writing & animating ads than most creators put into a year's worth of content.
Always a lil bit melancholic when a Jakey video ends, cause I know it’s gonna be a while, but I’m glad you’re still doing this. The Dark Souls video may be my favorite video in all of YT I’ve watched, and the channel in general. If you decide to stop, that’s fine too. Just know you do a very good job at stuff.
The Yakuza series really tried to make the player invested in it's world as it puts you in a tiny window of what it's like in the nightlife of Japan From all it's minigames, how people interact, and the fact I can go to a convenience store - buy a can of 7up and just ef off and do anything else that has nothing to do with the story It does feel like you're just playing as someone going out on the town after a long day.
The worst Ads are the ones that walk up to you in Sam's Club or Costco asking about your internet provider or energy bill. First of all, I steal my wifi.
Obsessed with the fact that there's literally a high-profile video game series about lawyers and yet in the ad break with a lawyer theme Jakey uses Metal Gear Solid music. Love it, never change.
I love how self aware Jakey is about his upload schedule. Jakey your content is fire man, here's another viewer who watches ads so you can get your jetski!
Making 5 billion off micro transactions, & then immediately turning around & telling your developers, "if the public doesn't like what you guys are working on, we're not gonna have enough money to keep you & that's the consumers fault, not ours." is craaaazy
I always feel like Jake could make me cry at any moment in any of his new videos and this one wasn’t an exception (except he didn’t make me cry even though I had my doubts)
the ninja boy game is’ KAMEN NO NINJA HANAMARU’ but Hanamaru’s design is clearly based off ‘Kamen no Ninja Akakage’ or ‘Masked Ninja Red Mask’, based off a series by Mitsuteru Yokoyama, who created Giant Robo and Sally the Witch. Akakage was referenced in the Giant Robo OVA as another red masked ninja with a similar name, but as an antagonist instead of a protagonist. kinda like the noid who was the enemy in the commercials but is the hero in the game
there's nothing quite as enamoring as jakey's giggle fits that bubble out of him during his longer running tangents of madness. hope you're doing well man.
Dude yes. I can't tell you how many different times in the last year and a half that I have literally cried of laughter during his Last of Us 2 recap during the Jesse part. Those 'laughs that make him stop reading the script but he leaves in there for entertainment value' are unbelievable.
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This came out EXACTLY when I needed it most. Literally more hyped for Romcom than I have been for any album ever. I love you snake man, you are one of a kind.
Have fun being hyped until the day you die. Dude will never release the record, and if he does it certainly won't be good enough to justify 8 months of no updates. This isn't the first fairy tale of an album this guy has said he is making. He's a manchild.
It’s so good to see another video from you again! I hope this year has improved a lot from how difficult it was at the start. We’re rooting for you and your mental health gamer girl!
one of my favorite examples of product placement in a game has gotta be Pikmin 2 where you find Doctor pepper bottle caps and jars of peanut butter with olimar trying to make sense of each of these weird treasures and the ship is trying to sell them off to people
Hey, Jakey! Anime fan here! To help you (and your potential viewers reading this comment) pronounce the Japanese game that the Yo! Noid game was based off of at 2:44, it's Kamen no Ninja Hanamaru (仮面の忍者 花丸) or as it can be translated into English: Masked Ninja Hanamaru. Good to see you back at it again, Jakey! Keep it up!
You know the content is quality when you don't even skip over the ad portion of the video. Good to have you back snake boy! Really looking forward to Romcom.
Yakuza is an interesting one, because most of it is like you said and works super well - there's well known, fitting brands for stuff like alcohol, vending machine drinks, stores (Don Quijote), etc. But on the other hand, there's the less well-integrated ones that occupy entire substories/side quests. The Pizza-La delivery one in 0, for example, is not too bad and a funny quest regardless of the ad. But there's also ones like the Ikinari Steak ad side case in Judgment, where you straight up talk to the real life president of the company making a cameo appearance while he gives you propaganda on what a good boss he is (and you then tell his subordinate why he's such a good boss). A similar, though not as egregious, cameo is Tatsuya in Yakuza 5, a real life celebrity chef who shows up in every part of the game (as in, you have to go through some tutorial dialog with him on all 5 characters) which is unavoidable and part of the main story. Those last two examples definitely rub me the wrong way, while the others range from totally fine to actually enhancing the "virtual tourism" aspect of the series. Also I was waiting for the insanely immersion breaking Cup Noodles truck in FFXV to show up the whole video.
I’m glad to see you again man! Hopefully you’re doing better, and hopefully the time you’ve taken has helped you feel like your album is as you had hoped it! I can’t wait to listen to it and see your next videos dude
@@andrethegiant6969 No, it's a lack of discipline and appreciation for the opportunities which others would kill for. The more you make excuses for this kid, the more he will feel justified in being a leech.
The guy is the biggest waste of talent I've ever seen in my life. "What he's going through" lmfao. He makes UA-cam videos for infinite ad revenue. Do you think the manager at his factory would let him show up to work 3 times in two years? The kid is a lazy, unproductive loser and I guarantee he ends up on welfare by the end of the decade after he's lost his audience. That's were he would already be if he didn't luck his way into this career which he is rapidly throwing away.
Very glad with the mention of how the Yakuza series handles product placement (although in the 2nd its somewhat in your face for like one cutscene because it literally puts a focus on the can of Boss coffee for a few seconds) Although since I don't really know most of the brands shown in the games, I assume it works more for the Japanese audience of the games Also as a side note they have "adult video" actresses as cameos in some of their games (notably 0, 6, and Kiwami 2) and I am ashamed to have recognized some of them
the fact they have like important bosses and other characters as real actors implemented in (y0 lieutenants, sagawa, mayumi, etc) is honestly pretty neat
Don't be ashamed of knowing these actresses. When i a graduated high school, since we're all decorating our caps, I simply put a SFW photo of Mia Khalifa (since she was blowing up at the time...)
Jakey videos always puts me in a good mood. It's the right blend of absurdist humor and information that just works. Also including fuck ups and green screen moments just makes it humble.
Rewatching all your videos just cements the fact that, alongside with everything else you do, your sound design and editing is so good I'll even rewind it just to hear the fact that u got the bleeps n bloops to be in time with your shouting ❤
The comedic timing of Jakey yelling about ads interrupting gameplay as a UA-cam ad immediately interrupts his yelling about ads interrupting his gameplay
Take as much personal time as you need Jakey! All we ask is to pop in occasionally when you have the creative juices flowing and have the energy to do it. Looking forward to watching this video!
I genuinely like the way devs handled game ads in the late 90s/early 2000s. Gran turismo ads on the cars and banners, fifa with ads on the walls of the fields etc... it was so immersive
The Yakuza games have great marketing. I went to a convention where a stall was selling Japanese snacks and drinks and found Rainbow Boss Coffee which is a great drink in game. Needless to say I bought it.
Jakey, I’m pretty sure if you only posted once a year many people would still wait for it and be overjoyed when it arrives. Thank you for always being yourself in these videos. Also Linda please pick up the phone he just wants to talk to the kids he’s stuck with Brian of all people
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hey anyone watching - i know usually i would post links to socials with a joke about feet pics but once again i just wanna say how much i appreciate any of you tuning in to watch my dumb ass (and brian's dumb ass) talk about stuff that doesn't really matter. but it matters a lot to me that anyone would watch me talk about it so seriously thank you. it felt really really good to make this video and i really felt like myself. hope you're doing good out there
Yep
Thanks Jmac
Good to have you back, soldier
😎👍
jakey, you are one of the few creators who make me genuinely celebrate when you upload
Hope you’re doing okay as well! ^^ 💖
Jakey is like one of those friends you haven't seen in a long time, but when you guys get back together it's just as fun as it used to be.
Gus Johnson
Nice profile pic
yo seth love the spidey series keep up the amazing work
This relatable especially if you haven't seen them in years.
right lol so relatable!!!! (i wish i had a friend)
Its that time of year to watch a grown ass man sit on a medicine ball and tell you in depth about some shit you really dont care about but for some reason are still very entertained. We missed ya Jakey.
You may want to check out JJ McCullough
@@the135joker3 I came here to say this but I knew in my heart it had already been said
He does good writing and editing.
Who said I didn't care? 🤨
These are important topics.
ACKCHUALLY,@Steven Hunt, it's an exercise ball.
Missed opportunity to put a Hooked on Phonics logo on the ball
Oh hey it's Joel
You should animate a NakeyJakey music video with your rotoscoping wizardry
Love you, man.
Yo it's joel, sup dude. I love your videos my man
Hi Joel
"yo Michael sea of thieves nuts can fit in your mouth"
I am so done
Deez nuts jokes will always make me laugh lmao.
1:19
Best deez nuts joke ive heard in a WHILE 😂😂
@@Irakli008IKR
S-tier deez nuts joke.. those are rare
When Nakey Jakey posts it’s like a holiday
Link to the Clip : when i met nakey
ua-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/v-deo.html
Because it only comes around once a year?
You said it brother I yelled just Holy Shit when I saw my phone with this notification
This is factual
Frfr
Amazing that we've made it this far into the series and this is the first time he's almost fallen off the ball
lol
He’s fallen off before but I forget which video it is.
@Eye You are a menace to society
@@J4keJ in the beer episode when he was drunk
Scholastic would be dope af
Seeing Jakey is like seeing your brother when he comes to visit. It's the best day ever.
This is the comment
aww.
Literally
i dont have a brother, wish i did though. my sister is a complete kleptomaniac narcissist compulsive liar who stole things from me all throughout my childhood. she stole my xbox to give to her boyfriend, she stole over half of my clothes, she stole money from me multiple times, she even stole my 2,000 dollar macbook that I worked for months to get, and I only got it back because I had a tracker on it. My parents always believed her because she was the favorite child.
She lies for no reason and makes up stories about herself to make her seem more interesting. She claimed that multiple guys in her high school r@ped her, and then once our parents went to the police, she broke down and told us that she was lying because she wanted pity because her boyfriend broke up with her.
In the end, I really with I had a brother, and get help Rachael. Don’t end up in police custody for the 7th time for stealing items from retail stores! You’re 18 now, and you’ll end up in prison!
found kris dreemurr's youtube account
My name is Brian and putting on the first 20 seconds of this video while working on something else gave me the sharpest whiplash ever
I was indeed found
The long waits between each Jakey video is honestly worth it every single time. This man has never made a bad piece of media.
Hes mid at best
@@dylanbailey4776 absolutely outrageous
@@dylanbailey4776 Yep. See = Music Videos
@FuxkSailorGang bet. This guy is so immature
@@dawsonbalmer1411 and you'll amount to nothing unlike him lol
Jakey talking about ads in games then hits us over the head with an opera GX ad is very immersive
When he started talking about chrome taking up your RAM while watching UA-cam videos in the background while you're gaming I looked over from my Vampire Survivors window and went, "Huh. I guess that's a pretty good point."
Now that's immersion!
@@ABronyNamedBurnie "Stop using Chrome and start using a re-skin of Chrome, instead of switching to Firefox" LOL UA-cam ads are such garbage.
^^^i m m e r s i o n^^^
Ungoogled Chrome is the best.
"Pun intended, son unfriended" is my favorite nakeyjakey moment of all time lmfao
The Jakey proverbs are my favorite
Oopsie doopsie, Mama made a poopsie
The irony is that the ad in this video is the only one I haven't skipped in about 5 years.
lol same
Lol dude it was so funny, I didn’t even realize it was an ad until about half way through
Lol right there with you. I let ads run on all Jakey videos. Get that damn coin, Jakey Jakey and Jakey.
Not a fan of Internet Historian?
@@TheBfutgreg IH's ads are basically the highlight of his videos. And that says a lot
There is a pure joy during the making of this video that just shines through, good to have you
When you watch the whole ad because you’ve missed Jakey so much, but it’s actually funny as heck.
Nah, yt vanced skippes that stuff automatically
@@dav786 unskip it
it's like a free nakeyjakey skit
@@dav786 you should change that into a manual "skip" button. Vances isn't always right and often you miss out on good content.
@@dav786 @đabe stari i have vanced and didn't skiped the ad. it's just like extra content from jacakey
@@dav786 Some youtubers actually put a lot of fun and comedy into their ads to make them worth watching. Jakey's ads are just more content tbh
The worst part about the Alan Wake TV ads is that the darkness literally stops chasing it’s primary target so you can watch them
The darkness respects the grind.
It's not a lake, it's a buy one get one free deal at Domino's
I prefer the Max Payne 1&2 Ads more
My favourite for these were the ads in the rainbow Six Vegas games (mostly the first I believe), that if I remember right would change if you were online. It was a "dynamic ad system".
And when those ad servers were shutdown, recently, it screwed with the game itself. Werent able to play the game online due to that.
I am obsessed with the delivery of “Yo Noid” at 2:26, it’s entices and haunts me to no end
Glad I'm not alone lol
*YO*
_noid_
This man is a genius. Says chicanery then follows it up with a Chuck joke from the same episode whist flowing it in the videos plot. This man deserves a reward
cherry on top was the walt impression later
I was waiting for a Better Call Saul reference when he said „chicanery“ and was not disappointed
If he didnt, then i would be disappointed
A reward? Such as... A jet ski?
he also said "Billboard" right afterwards. Are you telling me a man just HAPPENS to talk like that?
My favorite "mechanic" in Death Stranding was using your canteen to restore stamina and having popups saying if you wade through the river, it'll filter and collect Monster Energy for you instead of, you know, water.
Is this a joke ? I literally cannot tell because I’ve never played Death Stranding
@@carterknight3173 it's not
Monster has Electrolytes!
Hey Jakey. I just finished listening to your album. I'm about to turn 30 in a week. My depression is crippling sometimes and I gatta be honest, I dunno if I'll make it to 40. I'm in tears over your album buddy. It's really good. Sincerely. Be proud of the content you've created it's made me happy so many times. If you're ever down in the dumps know that you've helped me and (I'm sure) others. Thanks again my dude.
Turn 30 next year, myself.You've got this, brother. God Bless
Turned 40 this week. I swear to god I was in the same boat as you 10 years ago. Lost my parents, my hometown, my relationship all in a 10 year span
Standing when I'm currently now, I can say it was bad, but it's kinda ok ngl
Life now is way better than I thought it would be
@@miaumiaumix thanks buddy. I guess 30s can be pretty hard in general.
@@ItsJustJesterr thanks for the kind words
Praying for you man just know there's always gonna be somebody who's gonna miss you if you're ever gone which means people care about you. Stay strong and keep living don't let this world beat you down.
Jakey is one of those UA-camrs where I watch one video from him then binge every other video he’s made
SILENCE CHECKMARK
@@BleachDemon707 Nah dude, Praxi is chill dude.
Literally what i'm about to do, hell yes
need a how to jakey
As someone named Brian, I would like to formally apologize to both the viewers and to Mr. Naked Jacob for my behavior during this video. Driving while texting was negligent and I now see how I put not only myself and Mr. Jacob in danger but also all the others around us. As for my actions during Track and Field Day, my lawyers at Jakey, Jakey, & Jakey, Attorneys at Law have advised me not to go into too much detail. However, I will apologize to those I have wronged with my actions on that day. Lastly, I would like to reiterate that I stand with Mr. Jacob’s decision to buy a jet ski despite it being impractical for him to own one in his current place of residence. He deserves to catch tasty waves as much as anyone else. Once again, I apologize for my behavior and am learning from my mistakes. Thank you all for your time.
Sincerely,
Brian
Damn right brian!
i agree
Thanks bri
Thank you Brian
thanks brian i needed this
It brought a tear to my eye to see this pop up on my feed… welcome back Jakey, we missed you.
I have been waiting so long for this :
ua-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/v-deo.html
Now we need Gus Johnson
I love how you can tell which show Jakey is watching from the vibes of the video alone. He didn't even have to show that screen shot of Chuck, he had me at, "chicanery".
The return of the King right here.
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SILENCE CHECKMARK
@@BleachDemon707 I'm glad I'm not the only one.
*_When the world needed NakeyJakey most, he returned..._*
again
I hate seeing this comment on every UA-cam channel that takes a while to upload….so unoriginal already
The comfort and relaxation that comes with a nakeyjakey video is possibly the greatest mental aid I've ever experienced
*drake voice* Fr, i needed this ☺️
Yep
True, but he seemed kinda hyped in this video. Which is fitting since we have not seen the boy in a while 😁
18:33 the people who put hard work in already got paid before you bought the game. the ones that get paid from game sales put no work in to make it, they just hired talented people to do it for them
Brian may not be the smartest kid around, but he has a bright future as a track runner
It was wild as soon as Jakey mentioned Brian blazing trails on the track because a friend and I in high school had a character we'd joke about called Johnny that was basically just an idiot kid whose stupidity led to many unfortunate injuries but his one saving grace was he was insanely fast. Probably doesn't mean much to anyone but that bit in the video was trippy as hell for me.
Definitely better than Alan who's just sleeping all the time
one of the best part of jakey’s content is the amount of lore and recurring jokes there is, always feels like a lil treat when you recognise something from another video, aka jakey, jakey, and jakey attorney’s at law
Attonery's*
Everybody that makes videos on UA-cam dose that its nothing new.
@@danconnolly737 maybe, but no one does it like jakey in my opinion
@@cheeks3367 Does what put out a video every 10 months like an asshole Jakey is funny but he takes forever to put out continent how is anybody supposed to remember a reoccurring joke if they can’t remember the last video he put out because he takes forever to make them smh.
@@danconnolly737 i can smell the bait from another country
We missed ya jakey, ain’t no other UA-camr I watch that deep dives into a random subject while speeding me through it and still maintaining my attention
5:29 took me 2 whole minutes to realize this isn't a dead pixel cluster on my screen but it's actually in the video
I don't think you have any idea just how much your videos excite people, man. I don't care how long each video takes, just never stop posting.
i mean it took almost a year , more videos isnt a bad thing just saying
@@justagamer1160 It is if it means a drop in quality or Jakey's mental health.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow fr, our man can take as long as he wants and we'll still support him! He was dealing with some issues while he was gone
@@JarthenGreenmeadow making 3 videos a year instead of 2 right sure, jakey its just
busy with music otherwise he would make more videos and more often.
You should care considering you're the one keeping his lights on.
Jakey's videos are like an event now, coming when you least expect it
Like an accident?
That's why I have his 🔔 on!
he makes so much money for no effort its sad. we should all stop giving him money until he gets to monthly uploads. he makes THOUSANDS every month from donations alone. its a skam and he gave up trying.
@@CSM100MK2 that's just like, your opinion, man
(Quote borrowed from The Big Lebowski, but it applies 👍)
@@CSM100MK2 shhhhhh
@@CSM100MK2 Bro he's been working on his music career and obviously had a bit of a crisis. Delayed it and even ghosted his social media for months. He comes back with a video drop and an announced music date. Be happy for him
Those dollar glasses and dollar neck thing clearly show how serious Jakey is about being an early 2000s rapper.
Those pants though
Or how serious he is about taking your money while putting in essentially 0 effort.
That hat just screams New Radicals.
I love how he added ads to the video it really adds to the immersion of this video.
Every time this man drops a video it’s like a damn event.
more like my dad coming home. you never know when, it's once a year, and he leaves in 30 minutes
"Hit that bell and get notified once a year..."
SILENCE WANNABE CHECKMARK
Jake, you’re the only thing making this world whole. Love you.
He is the only thing in the world.
Here is the full clip explaining why dad left you: (Making fun of bots) ua-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/v-deo.html
Jakey is so entertaining that I didn’t even skip the sponsorship part of the video
you should see internet historians ads
didnt even notice the sponsorship
That's how NakeyJakey Will get you,
same
I've always found real products being in video games to be disconcerting yet funny and familiar.
Like, on one hand, THE AUDACITY!!
On the other hand, it adds a surreal immersion.
I laughed when I saw Pepsi in yakuza 0, it was just really funny to me
Lmao.
The only ad in a game I’ve ever appreciated was the MBV reference in FFVII with that Loveless sign.
Though that wasn’t really an ad, lol.
@@John-mf1sz miracle whip in Skate 3
@@bigdingus9333 I drink BOSS Coffee now because of Yakuza
After nearly a year, Jakey has returned! We missed you man!
He also posted a date for his album 😁
@@jonathanwilson7949 when???
Surprised Pikmin 2 wasn't mentioned. It was littered with product placement, but it was genius how they incorporated it into the gameplay as treasures.
Oh yeah huh, I'm surprised he didn't mention that since he likes Nintendo too. Guess he never played it.
my gosh, Pikmin is my fav game, I never was broken from immersion, I knew they are aliens on Earth after humans, when I read it was specifically 500 million years into the future, I was immersed even more, I wouldn't call Pikmin product placement l, more like, "real life assets were used for a fun game"
@@RSAgility that’s still just product placement big dawg he literally explained that in this vid
@@PoutingScout Its not all products so it works even better
Like big ape skulls, fossil, duck
I love when a creator makes the baked in ad feel as entertaining as the rest of the video.
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it’s a good browser too 👍🏻
I'd say Internet Historian is the absolute king of making ads entertaining. Like what goes on in that head of his 😂
CEO's at game companies definitely say "How can we get some of the mobile gaming money?" when making normal video games now, it has been said out loud, many freaking times at meetings.
5:25 *"YOUR HONOR OBJECTION SUSTAINED OVERRULED GO TO JAIL GET A JOB F**K OFF"*
is easily one of the all-time funniest Jakey quotes
In an ad break in a video about ads nonetheless lmao
Thought I had a dead pixel 😅 anyone else
And said by multiple jakeys
"More like 46kan you PLEASE GET OFF THE PHONE MOM I'M GODLIKE RIGHT NOW DUUUDE"
Need I say more?
I hope NakedJaked charges extra for his advertising space because this is one of the only times I've ever not just skipped over the in-video ad because it's just as entertaining as the rest of the video.
Who doesn't have adblock??
I watched it out of respect for the creativity put into it.
Internet Historian and Internet Comment Etiquette absolutely rolling rn
ATTORNEYS AT LAW!
I skipped it because its annoying as fuck
Jakey is the definition of quality over quantity
Sam onella beats him
@@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer who
@@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer This isn't a "who can make the fewest videos" competition lol
@@mh2120 I know I was just stirring up shit for no reason
@@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer Oh lol that's a good reason, go off King 👑
That "devs get payed more"- joke really got me.
Anyway kinda surprised you didn't talk about the biggest product placement in games that has been in there for decades: Guns. How many 15 year olds know what a Glock is through video games or the Desert Eagle, like yeah Timmy isn't gonna buy an Artic Warfare Police cause he saw it in CSGO (and then get disappointed cause the gun in CS is the AWM) but he know nows that thing even exists. And it's not like this has no effect I have seen people get the gun, optic, grip, branded glove or backpack because they liked it in the videogame they played. I'm pretty sure there are twitch streamers that bought a gun cause it's cool in Tarkov. And don't get me wrong I myself am someone who will lookup what that weirdlooking shotgun you see for 5 seconds in the background of a movie is but still... food for thought.
This dude is one of the few channels I watch where a new upload in my feed makes me genuinely excited.
You know a UA-camr is good when even their sponsor ads are entertaining as hell. Now I want Jakey as my lawyer now.
Hell yeah, internet historians are hilarious!
@@dexlovesgames_dlg I.H. is truly the king of sponsored content. He puts more creativity into writing & animating ads than most creators put into a year's worth of content.
There is no word to accurately describe the joy and positive feels of seeing new Jakey content post. Instantaneous smile
Love that jakey doesn’t hit you with the better call Saul joke when he says the word “chicanery” but still displays an awareness of it a minute later.
Always a lil bit melancholic when a Jakey video ends, cause I know it’s gonna be a while, but I’m glad you’re still doing this. The Dark Souls video may be my favorite video in all of YT I’ve watched, and the channel in general. If you decide to stop, that’s fine too. Just know you do a very good job at stuff.
Ya his Dark Souls vid is my favorite comfort video.
Dark Souls vid is still one of my all time faves
man, laughing out loud whilst sat on your own is something special and worth the wait for these Jakey videos.
make sure to choose your color of come! :D 14:05
The Yakuza series really tried to make the player invested in it's world as it puts you in a tiny window of what it's like in the nightlife of Japan
From all it's minigames, how people interact, and the fact I can go to a convenience store - buy a can of 7up and just ef off and do anything else that has nothing to do with the story
It does feel like you're just playing as someone going out on the town after a long day.
its*. You're point is invalid
@@thelastmethbender i lol..
@@thelastmethbender Ding dong, your opinion is wrong.
Yakuza did encourage my love of Beefeater gin. And Glenfiddich scotch.
I actually wanna go to the real places in the games
The worst Ads are the ones that walk up to you in Sam's Club or Costco asking about your internet provider or energy bill. First of all, I steal my wifi.
Obsessed with the fact that there's literally a high-profile video game series about lawyers and yet in the ad break with a lawyer theme Jakey uses Metal Gear Solid music. Love it, never change.
*We have missed you more than you know. Never any pressure tho, just so glad you’re here.*
I love how self aware Jakey is about his upload schedule. Jakey your content is fire man, here's another viewer who watches ads so you can get your jetski!
How could he not be self aware lmao. He's the guy making the videos.
It would be insane if he didn't realise he hasn't made a video in 9 months.
@@THICCTHICCTHICC I mean that he's making jokes about it and not just coming back without mentioning it at all
Making 5 billion off micro transactions, & then immediately turning around & telling your developers, "if the public doesn't like what you guys are working on, we're not gonna have enough money to keep you & that's the consumers fault, not ours." is craaaazy
I always feel like Jake could make me cry at any moment in any of his new videos and this one wasn’t an exception (except he didn’t make me cry even though I had my doubts)
my boyfriend showed me some of your videos and I'm thoroughly impressed with how you manage to look like a completely different person in every one
He's actually Dana carvey from master of disguise
really??? idk why but he feels like exactly the same person until the latest video to me. not that these both are bad things tho
That's true I only recognise him by the grey exercise ball
@@ritterbrown5474 I say he's turtley enough 😎
Genuinely excited for more Jakey, Jakey and Jakey advertisements.
cannot explain the joy I felt when I saw his dumb ass wander out in a suit
the ninja boy game is’ KAMEN NO NINJA HANAMARU’ but Hanamaru’s design is clearly based off ‘Kamen no Ninja Akakage’ or ‘Masked Ninja Red Mask’, based off a series by Mitsuteru Yokoyama, who created Giant Robo and Sally the Witch. Akakage was referenced in the Giant Robo OVA as another red masked ninja with a similar name, but as an antagonist instead of a protagonist.
kinda like the noid who was the enemy in the commercials but is the hero in the game
Thanks for the info. I was wondering what it was called! :)
I dont think jakey has any idea how much we all really needed this.
there's nothing quite as enamoring as jakey's giggle fits that bubble out of him during his longer running tangents of madness. hope you're doing well man.
Dude yes. I can't tell you how many different times in the last year and a half that I have literally cried of laughter during his Last of Us 2 recap during the Jesse part. Those 'laughs that make him stop reading the script but he leaves in there for entertainment value' are unbelievable.
The la-li-lu-le-lo moment absolutely DESTROYED me and I just can't stop rewatching it
LA LI LU LE LO
LA LI LU LE LO
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@@awii.neocitiesthat's one hell of a translation
@@awii.neocities i dont know why google put a fork and knife emoji in ur comment when translated but its beautiful
Wait where did the video go for Drive off a bridge go??????
I swear every video NakeyJakey becomes more and more unhinged and I'm always here for it.
We're witnessing his entire descent into creative madness. immmmmerrrsion.
This came out EXACTLY when I needed it most. Literally more hyped for Romcom than I have been for any album ever. I love you snake man, you are one of a kind.
I wanna go 85!
Have fun being hyped until the day you die. Dude will never release the record, and if he does it certainly won't be good enough to justify 8 months of no updates. This isn't the first fairy tale of an album this guy has said he is making. He's a manchild.
It’s so good to see another video from you again! I hope this year has improved a lot from how difficult it was at the start. We’re rooting for you and your mental health gamer girl!
one of my favorite examples of product placement in a game
has gotta be Pikmin 2
where you find Doctor pepper bottle caps and jars of peanut butter
with olimar trying to make sense of each of these weird treasures and the ship is trying to sell them off to people
Only NakeyJakey has the genius to make me watch an almost 2 minute sponsor section not one, but 3 times… in a video ironically talking about ads.
Wait what?
Hey, Jakey! Anime fan here! To help you (and your potential viewers reading this comment) pronounce the Japanese game that the Yo! Noid game was based off of at 2:44, it's Kamen no Ninja Hanamaru (仮面の忍者 花丸) or as it can be translated into English: Masked Ninja Hanamaru. Good to see you back at it again, Jakey! Keep it up!
That lawyer sponsorship was perfectly executed. It took me forever to notice it was an ad
It was entertaining as well
I like how he acted like Saul Goodman
"You're a toad , you've always been a toad , and you're gonna die a toad!" 🤣 3:32
Jakey is proof that if you have quality content, it don’t matter how often you upload.
You know the content is quality when you don't even skip over the ad portion of the video. Good to have you back snake boy! Really looking forward to Romcom.
Yakuza is an interesting one, because most of it is like you said and works super well - there's well known, fitting brands for stuff like alcohol, vending machine drinks, stores (Don Quijote), etc. But on the other hand, there's the less well-integrated ones that occupy entire substories/side quests. The Pizza-La delivery one in 0, for example, is not too bad and a funny quest regardless of the ad. But there's also ones like the Ikinari Steak ad side case in Judgment, where you straight up talk to the real life president of the company making a cameo appearance while he gives you propaganda on what a good boss he is (and you then tell his subordinate why he's such a good boss). A similar, though not as egregious, cameo is Tatsuya in Yakuza 5, a real life celebrity chef who shows up in every part of the game (as in, you have to go through some tutorial dialog with him on all 5 characters) which is unavoidable and part of the main story. Those last two examples definitely rub me the wrong way, while the others range from totally fine to actually enhancing the "virtual tourism" aspect of the series.
Also I was waiting for the insanely immersion breaking Cup Noodles truck in FFXV to show up the whole video.
5:32 - Romulus 3, absolute banger.
This is the best Opera ad, or ad altogether on the whole damn platform. It should just play before everything.
I’m glad to see you again man! Hopefully you’re doing better, and hopefully the time you’ve taken has helped you feel like your album is as you had hoped it! I can’t wait to listen to it and see your next videos dude
Me and my friends genuinely felt bad when his album didn't drop. Must be so much pressure keeping up youtube and music and stuff pretty much solo.
@@andrethegiant6969 No, it's a lack of discipline and appreciation for the opportunities which others would kill for. The more you make excuses for this kid, the more he will feel justified in being a leech.
@Flydre Cry me a river. He's an adult, not a child. His life couldn't get much easier.
The guy is the biggest waste of talent I've ever seen in my life.
"What he's going through" lmfao. He makes UA-cam videos for infinite ad revenue. Do you think the manager at his factory would let him show up to work 3 times in two years? The kid is a lazy, unproductive loser and I guarantee he ends up on welfare by the end of the decade after he's lost his audience. That's were he would already be if he didn't luck his way into this career which he is rapidly throwing away.
Jakey always knows when to come back at a great time .
I felt such uncontainable joy watching this video, nice to see you jakey!
I’m somehow surprised Jakey hasn’t ever played the Yakuza series!!
gooby goblin gamer brain
12:22-12:33 community guidelines are the worst
Iam just wondering if we can see the uncensored version somewhere else?
It’s still age restricted
@@JoeWere just look up Quiet MGS
7:06 there's another one. Idk if you missed it or it just happened recently
@@JoeWere some youtubers uploaded reaction videos before the censor but, it's just the clip of Quiet under the rain with her fat ass waddling around
Very glad with the mention of how the Yakuza series handles product placement (although in the 2nd its somewhat in your face for like one cutscene because it literally puts a focus on the can of Boss coffee for a few seconds)
Although since I don't really know most of the brands shown in the games, I assume it works more for the Japanese audience of the games
Also as a side note they have "adult video" actresses as cameos in some of their games (notably 0, 6, and Kiwami 2) and I am ashamed to have recognized some of them
the fact they have like important bosses and other characters as real actors implemented in (y0 lieutenants, sagawa, mayumi, etc) is honestly pretty neat
Don't be ashamed of knowing these actresses. When i a graduated high school, since we're all decorating our caps, I simply put a SFW photo of Mia Khalifa (since she was blowing up at the time...)
Jakey videos always puts me in a good mood. It's the right blend of absurdist humor and information that just works. Also including fuck ups and green screen moments just makes it humble.
Rewatching all your videos just cements the fact that, alongside with everything else you do, your sound design and editing is so good I'll even rewind it just to hear the fact that u got the bleeps n bloops to be in time with your shouting ❤
The comedic timing of Jakey yelling about ads interrupting gameplay as a UA-cam ad immediately interrupts his yelling about ads interrupting his gameplay
I’m coming down with something and feeling oogy, but this just brightened my day, Mr. Jakey. Thank you.
I hope you're doing better now and feeling better my friend, keep ya head up
I think you got the suds bro
Take as much personal time as you need Jakey!
All we ask is to pop in occasionally when you have the creative juices flowing and have the energy to do it.
Looking forward to watching this video!
I genuinely like the way devs handled game ads in the late 90s/early 2000s. Gran turismo ads on the cars and banners, fifa with ads on the walls of the fields etc... it was so immersive
I don't care if you only post once a year, please never stop making videos like this
The Yakuza games have great marketing. I went to a convention where a stall was selling Japanese snacks and drinks and found Rainbow Boss Coffee which is a great drink in game. Needless to say I bought it.
the funny thing is that it is genuinely good coffee, too.
I love how I learn things while being under constant laughter for 19 minutes straight.
12:22 jesus christ was it really that bad
Jakey, I’m pretty sure if you only posted once a year many people would still wait for it and be overjoyed when it arrives. Thank you for always being yourself in these videos. Also Linda please pick up the phone he just wants to talk to the kids he’s stuck with Brian of all people
Well done Jakey! A sponsorship for video uploads once a year couldn’t have been easy.
18+ ad no less
seeing jakey posted something is like feeling a christmas present and knowing it was exactly what you wanted.
my name is brian and i looked away to take a bite of my dinner right as you said my name and i freaked out