This Is Far Cry New Dawn

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  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow 5 років тому +5766

    This Shovel Knight remake is looking great!

    • @saikarma1795
      @saikarma1795 5 років тому +22

      Macro when’s the how to play waluigi in smash video?

    • @gavinmorley2716
      @gavinmorley2716 5 років тому +4

      I know right

    • @dingus6555
      @dingus6555 5 років тому +2

      Waliwigu for noobs

    • @slvlogs3961
      @slvlogs3961 5 років тому +2

      Omg macro u watch slimecicles vids u guys should do a collab ur such a good tuber

    • @MrLodii
      @MrLodii 5 років тому

      Oshitwaddup

  • @luizguilhermecortez3460
    @luizguilhermecortez3460 5 років тому +3055

    "I've seen your face before"
    "Yeah, everyone has nightmares"
    That reply is kinda badass

    • @Psaliet
      @Psaliet 4 роки тому +52

      "You are the one from my dreams" - Emperor Uriel Septim VI

    • @apry9
      @apry9 4 роки тому +16

      Subham Roy you cannot kill me in a way that matters

    • @kguy2249
      @kguy2249 4 роки тому +13

      I dont know why, but I fuckin lost it there and almost choked on my water.

    • @kwru.
      @kwru. 4 роки тому +4

      AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED

    • @neotheshadowwarrior4082
      @neotheshadowwarrior4082 4 роки тому +3

      Zero X Godz Hinokami Kagura

  • @GrizzlyPlaysYT
    @GrizzlyPlaysYT 5 років тому +5000

    Ah yes, an ancient Chinese martial art technique. The Shovel.

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 5 років тому +59

      You joke, but Chinese Buddhist monks fought with shovels.

    • @aquafyre99
      @aquafyre99 5 років тому +34

      Shaolin spade is a far cry from your standard shovel.

    • @gghostt4227
      @gghostt4227 5 років тому +7

      Grizzly ayy it’s you

    • @firesnout8016
      @firesnout8016 5 років тому +3

      I like how this had 666 likes before me

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 5 років тому +8

      @@aquafyre99 Yes, but it was originally designed as such. The spade part was originally designed to dig the graves of the deceased.

  • @ninjamime4497
    @ninjamime4497 5 років тому +520

    Slimecicle may sometimes take time to upload a new video but don’t worry
    HE’S STILL STANDING

  • @Funkerooo
    @Funkerooo 5 років тому +2421

    This is a far cry for help

    • @ChefShrimpy.
      @ChefShrimpy. 5 років тому +1

      ThatOneWeirdPanda Could you clarify plz

  • @CrazyCash799
    @CrazyCash799 4 роки тому +675

    4:40 but little did he know, that alarm would haunt him the rest of his life

    • @hyperbeast6749
      @hyperbeast6749 4 роки тому +65

      A P P L E

    • @Spacemidgit
      @Spacemidgit 4 роки тому +21

      And give people PTSD

    • @eden603
      @eden603 4 роки тому +8

      Literally.

    • @jamesb7205
      @jamesb7205 4 роки тому +14

      I have a mild heart attack every time I hear it. Even if I know it's coming

    • @scarletrequiem2340
      @scarletrequiem2340 4 роки тому +10

      I have two extra hearts and a wooden sword, what the f are you gonna do god

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 5 років тому +2256

    Ah yes exactly how I remember it
    _wait it hasn't even come out yet_

    • @axmoylotl
      @axmoylotl 5 років тому +45

      they just turned up the saturation on far cry 5

    • @intrepidmatter8165
      @intrepidmatter8165 5 років тому +4

      That's just every far cry

    • @squidwardatemyfruit8441
      @squidwardatemyfruit8441 5 років тому +15

      Its just a much farther cry

    • @yeater7141
      @yeater7141 5 років тому +2

      At the end it says avalible on the 15th but it was supposed to be today

    • @squak___
      @squak___ 5 років тому +1

      This is the second time I've seen you. Oh boy.

  • @Ben_R4mZ
    @Ben_R4mZ 5 років тому +932

    "Say hi to Bambi's mom for me"
    *BRUH*

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +3459

    Far Cry 5: II: Electric Boogaloo

  • @bonehead2863
    @bonehead2863 3 роки тому +805

    “Wait, did she just pull the pin?”
    “The pin simply holds the handle in place. Only when you let go, does this grenade, go, boom.”

  • @eluxz2843
    @eluxz2843 4 роки тому +204

    “You drive but I drive a shovel into you.”
    “If I can’t parashoot you, I’m gonna have to parashovel you.”
    - SlimeyPopcircle

    • @prtyproductive
      @prtyproductive 4 роки тому +1

      ha, good one me! POUND IT!

    • @agsty
      @agsty 4 роки тому +1

      The dude with a tazer: why don't I paraSHOCK you

  • @Duckmaster-pk5dk
    @Duckmaster-pk5dk 4 роки тому +307

    0:37 do a trick funny rat

  • @jorcktheoutcast8007
    @jorcktheoutcast8007 5 років тому +1419

    This game really makes you *FEEL* like batman.

    • @Dylan-jx2mq
      @Dylan-jx2mq 5 років тому +12

      BUT IM BATduck

    • @ghosstli846
      @ghosstli846 5 років тому +13

      Blair Beaumont no it really makes you FEEL like Knack 2

    • @nonstoppugly
      @nonstoppugly 4 роки тому +6

      Yung Chld Support KNACK 2 BABYYYYY

    • @ashutoshnayak1570
      @ashutoshnayak1570 4 роки тому +6

      @@nonstoppugly knnnnackkkk 3 coming to ps5

    • @eyeofthoth2003
      @eyeofthoth2003 4 роки тому +2

      What about the Arkham series?

  • @xvaldez3284
    @xvaldez3284 5 років тому +71

    "In a surprising turn of events ... that was actually pretty cool" lmao my exact reaction when I saw he actually pulled it off instead of failing like I thought he would

  • @OGBeefStew
    @OGBeefStew 5 років тому +381

    Don't catch you slippin' up
    Don't catch you slippin' up
    Look what I'm whippin' up

  • @TheRealSqueets
    @TheRealSqueets 4 роки тому +79

    "Please Don't Be Alarmed By The Sound This Makes, it Looks Like a Metal Bat, But it Sounds Like a Rubber Chicken... BKAWWK!!!" Has me in TEARS!!

    • @bling__brute6048
      @bling__brute6048 2 роки тому

      You are right. But i mean, not to ruin the joke, but it is definitely the woman who sounds like the rubber chicken.

  • @natman2211
    @natman2211 5 років тому +533

    Right now I'm only feeling *mircosoft*

  • @saltybean645
    @saltybean645 5 років тому +219

    7:37 that would be amazing in vr

  • @randomuserthatuploadsrando68
    @randomuserthatuploadsrando68 5 років тому +75

    8:23 HOLYSHITISTHATACTUALLYHER? i'm in love with this game

    • @dogothepot8o57
      @dogothepot8o57 4 роки тому +6

      How did u not know that from literally the first hour into the game

  • @_xeyth
    @_xeyth 5 років тому +35

    You got this kinda feel to your comedy. It's like a mix of a comedian, and that friend that comes after over class and always makes you laugh when they play games.
    It's really nice.

  • @Kalina47
    @Kalina47 5 років тому +454

    I love the Beaver that screams like a T-Rex.
    Wait...so, Timber replaced Boomer, meaning that...Boomer...HE DIED IN THE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION, OH GOD, WHY?! AND SO DID CHEESEBURGER!!

    • @surgodt
      @surgodt 5 років тому +81

      Not necessarily, there's a 17 year time gap between the games. So Boomer might've just died of old age.

    • @Kalina47
      @Kalina47 5 років тому +7

      Flannel Oh.

    • @autistickebab7636
      @autistickebab7636 5 років тому +48

      Boomer died of old age. The devs confirmed it.

    • @Kalina47
      @Kalina47 5 років тому +2

      Gaster . Ink Pffffffffffffffffffft...

    • @cheddarcheese4159
      @cheddarcheese4159 5 років тому +17

      Glad to know it wasn’t a nuke but instead the slow death of old age

  • @jakeiguess5009
    @jakeiguess5009 5 років тому +129

    "GO MY ARMY OF GOOD BOIS" *subscribes*

  • @Millered
    @Millered 5 років тому +289

    Far cry: it’s the same thing but just more lighting and flowers

    • @IGazeYouInTheHaze
      @IGazeYouInTheHaze 5 років тому

      Oh

    • @brodsworth4966
      @brodsworth4966 5 років тому

      IGazeYouInTheHaze Yeah

    • @intrepidmatter8165
      @intrepidmatter8165 5 років тому +1

      Even though it's meant to have been nuked

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 5 років тому +1

      +jack
      nuclear bomb irradiation doesn't last very long. The game's supposed to take place like 20 years after 5. Nuclear bomb radiation mostly dissipates within a decade.

    • @Fenronin
      @Fenronin 5 років тому +2

      @@voidofspaceandtime4684 Hiroshima and Nagasaki are still full of radiation

  • @r2coolforyou788
    @r2coolforyou788 5 років тому +76

    1:50 is one of the best, I died laughing.

  • @gamingyt4335
    @gamingyt4335 5 років тому +102

    Far cry5:these nuts.
    Far cry new dawn:these balls

  • @BARFSIDEOS
    @BARFSIDEOS 4 роки тому +26

    0:38 idk why but I love this bit

  • @ghostriposte2977
    @ghostriposte2977 5 років тому +64

    4:56 I really hope Slime knows that when you pull the pin, as long as you’re holding down the fuse it won’t go off.

    • @dareal.mp4284
      @dareal.mp4284 4 роки тому +4

      Bonsai iasnoB had to ruin the joke huh

    • @cortex8239
      @cortex8239 4 роки тому +3

      @@dareal.mp4284 UmMmMmM aCtUaLy ShUdUp

    • @dareal.mp4284
      @dareal.mp4284 4 роки тому +1

      Full Metal Jacket I will break your metal jacket

    • @cortex8239
      @cortex8239 4 роки тому +3

      @@dareal.mp4284 "I wIlL bReAk YoUr MeTAL jAcKeT"

    • @ghostriposte2977
      @ghostriposte2977 4 роки тому

      *Why are there people fighting in my comment.. I just ignored the problem and now there’s fighting wtf*

  • @GUS-ng9qi
    @GUS-ng9qi 4 роки тому +30

    11:39
    "You drive... But I drive a shovel into you!"

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 років тому +1091

    far cry?
    _more like fart die._
    lmao gottem

    • @-Dezhen
      @-Dezhen 5 років тому +19

      far cry?
      _more like _*_SHUT THE FUCK UP, I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!!!_*

    • @the.grand.oracle
      @the.grand.oracle 5 років тому +3

      No u

    • @Joe-hh6ds
      @Joe-hh6ds 5 років тому +3

      Comedy genius

    • @yuggoth777
      @yuggoth777 5 років тому +2

      Fat Cry

    • @muhash14
      @muhash14 5 років тому +1

      "okay this is EPIC" - Ben Shapiro

  • @ProfessorP07
    @ProfessorP07 5 років тому +41

    0:23 why is that singing actually really good?

  • @robinscompass5951
    @robinscompass5951 5 років тому +182

    Those doggos need bepis daily to sustain their power.

    • @sadeedehsan5513
      @sadeedehsan5513 5 років тому

      what about conk

    • @6theory990
      @6theory990 5 років тому +1

      @@sadeedehsan5513 now thats just poisoning the dog

  • @silverwolf5263
    @silverwolf5263 4 роки тому +27

    I’m having PTSD flashbacks of I’m still standing

  • @robinscompass5951
    @robinscompass5951 5 років тому +116

    Open the door, fight the boar,
    E V E R Y B O D Y D O T H E D I N O S A U R

  • @onmansion
    @onmansion 5 років тому +27

    1:17
    It time for chew ass and kick names
    And I run out of name ideas 🤷‍♂️

    • @birbmm9769
      @birbmm9769 3 роки тому +1

      I come here to kick gum and chew aliens and I’m all out of nukes -Drake Nuken

  • @robinscompass5951
    @robinscompass5951 5 років тому +87

    As soon as I SAW this video I RICOCHETED off the other ones so I could (insert saw pun) to this video

  • @DrDuzzy
    @DrDuzzy 4 роки тому +4

    Nothing screams post apocalyptic wasteland like a man with a cowboy hat, wearing full knight armor, and driving a motercycle with a dog in it's sidecar

  • @lordhorses
    @lordhorses 5 років тому +614

    This channel is litterly just about Dad jokes

    • @canadiankirby9508
      @canadiankirby9508 5 років тому +23

      And the problem is?

    • @emil5459
      @emil5459 5 років тому +31

      *AND* _kazooooooos_
      B)

    • @lordhorses
      @lordhorses 5 років тому +15

      @@canadiankirby9508 who said i have a problem?

    • @hawkmoon5343
      @hawkmoon5343 5 років тому +30

      I thought he made that a-parent a long time ago

    • @spider59er35
      @spider59er35 5 років тому

      Cody Alavazo 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

  • @slavicpasta1982
    @slavicpasta1982 5 років тому +10

    Not gonna lie, this actually looks pretty dope. And it's not even a $60 title. But then again, slimcicle makes everything look awesome

  • @Anno888
    @Anno888 5 років тому +148

    Fallout 5 looks great!

  • @meltedWax169
    @meltedWax169 5 років тому +7

    4:50 be the Aldnoah.Zero battle music.. I officially respect this man.

  • @Dusk_Breeze
    @Dusk_Breeze 5 років тому +4

    The minute I saw the trees and heard the yell I was filled with immense pain and joy knowing that many many puns awaited me

  • @ethantempleman8920
    @ethantempleman8920 4 роки тому +8

    When you pull a pin on a grenade it release the handle on the side setting off the gunpowder. If you keep hold of that handle, it won't explode.

  • @exceptionallyfluffy
    @exceptionallyfluffy 5 років тому +19

    5:15 game of the year

  • @geraldballinger6428
    @geraldballinger6428 Рік тому +2

    slime's best friend isn't a dog or a gun, it's ranged weapons that have ricocheting ammo

  • @Mary-x5o5f
    @Mary-x5o5f 4 роки тому +8

    God, Slime's voice reminds me of my headcanon for Nagito. It makes everything sound even more funny than it already is :D

  • @Will_Change_Ur_Expiration_Date

    “That’s something he never “saw”coming.”, “wait did that just ricochet into the ducking helicopter”

  • @thecertifieddoctor
    @thecertifieddoctor 3 роки тому +6

    i haven't seen a single person point out his angelic voice at the beginning

  • @TheGoldenDragonDev
    @TheGoldenDragonDev 3 роки тому +9

    based on the quality of his jokes, I can determine that Slimecicle is the happy father of 4

  • @Valleyraven007
    @Valleyraven007 5 років тому +10

    0:49 I hear that Tokyo Daylight slime ;)
    Honestly the music additions make me laugh the most, metal gear with the boat and f zero with the buggy lmao

    • @BeMon-gt3fv
      @BeMon-gt3fv 5 років тому +1

      tho he didn't credit it in the description which is a shame

  • @Αγγελος-δ2σ
    @Αγγελος-δ2σ 5 років тому +80

    This is your funniest video by far...cry

    • @linus5597
      @linus5597 4 роки тому +1

      @Nicholas Jordan haha you get it? it's because he said a number about sex? isnt that so funny? oh my god dude have a medal because this is so fucking funny. i showed this to my mom and she died of asphyxiation because of this quirky comment, when the priest read her cause of death he couldnt keep a straight face because of you! at least my mom died with a smile on her face because of your very funny comment

    • @bretsimmons494
      @bretsimmons494 4 роки тому +1

      Linus Gaming all he said was that is was a nice number

    • @linus5597
      @linus5597 4 роки тому

      @@bretsimmons494 because this shit is overused, old and still somehow used by everybody in the fucking world. you're not special if you think that using reddit or watching some funny dude make a reddit reactions thing and then repeat the same exact thing (in this case, funny 74 number) is quirky and original. No, it's been overused since the beginning of time.

    • @husband-of-chinggis
      @husband-of-chinggis 3 роки тому

      @@linus5597 oh my GOD we get it, you're not like other boys, now chill the fuck out 😭

  • @prtyproductive
    @prtyproductive 4 роки тому +8

    And to this day, Charlie still hasn’t found a beaver

  • @Bigunclestone
    @Bigunclestone Рік тому +2

    A grenade only starts counting down to explode when you let go

  • @samuelmcgregor4760
    @samuelmcgregor4760 5 років тому +6

    6:56 that was a reel good line it hooked me up with a good laugh

  • @zackleflar2379
    @zackleflar2379 3 роки тому +1

    4:55 grenade lesson on of the day, if you pull the pin as long as you hold the lever down the grenade won’t go boom boom. But after you let go you’ve got about 5 seconds to get tf out of there

  • @__8120
    @__8120 4 роки тому +6

    "Dear Ubisoft,
    Please let me keep that in the video I legitimately think that it's so funny I don't know why you'd ask me to remove it but it just feels so wrong and so right at the same time please keep watching the video I swear it gets bett"
    Damn

  • @cheesey5805
    @cheesey5805 3 роки тому +1

    This is important like very important it's a pun for far cry 6 when you get a shovel before you kill someone with it say "how are you doing on this nice, shovely evening"

  • @boomeronet7888
    @boomeronet7888 4 роки тому +6

    "Do a trick funny rat"
    Imminent death

  • @lucapena9330
    @lucapena9330 5 років тому +5

    9:09 That guy that fell form the helicopter though. XD

  • @vamphiersigma
    @vamphiersigma 3 роки тому +4

    0:09 literally any pet in the middle of the night

  • @bendriscoll
    @bendriscoll 3 роки тому +2

    I was honestly really impressed when Charlie jumped on the car and slapped the guy with a shovel.

  • @wolfmcfly5105
    @wolfmcfly5105 5 років тому +4

    "keep your eyes on the street, even if he wants a treat" - Slimecicle 2019

  • @night1952
    @night1952 5 років тому +3

    When Far Cry focuses on fun they're legit good action games. Five's ending ruined it for me, but punching bears into the stratosphere was great.

  • @Austin183i3
    @Austin183i3 2 роки тому +5

    wow beavers sure have changed since Far Cry 5 I don't think that's a beaver 2:05

  • @noob2530
    @noob2530 2 роки тому +1

    They Shoulden't Be Scared Of Him They Should Be Scared Of The Shovels

  • @cinnabarthered5078
    @cinnabarthered5078 4 роки тому +4

    4:54 yup I saw a pin being removed

  • @Moetron_V2
    @Moetron_V2 3 роки тому +1

    That alarm sound triggered my flight or fight response and made me mad at the same time, I hate waking up to that alarm.

  • @beluga4257
    @beluga4257 4 роки тому +6

    5:30
    Where men cried

  • @Thrill_of_the_hunt
    @Thrill_of_the_hunt Рік тому +1

    3:08 was deliberate XD

  • @nokay3809
    @nokay3809 5 років тому +14

    You have a beautiful singing voice

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 3 роки тому +1

    “Aaah! They got me”
    Best character 10/10.

  • @orangejuiceislife9910
    @orangejuiceislife9910 5 років тому +3

    One of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched, congrats.

  • @prithvirajsastri2849
    @prithvirajsastri2849 3 роки тому +2

    This turned from far cry to doom eternal in seconds

  • @Astradenix
    @Astradenix 5 років тому +3

    Slimecicle: "demon fish?... I hope mot those demoahhhhhh" me: HAHHAHAGHAHAHHAHha

  • @Shadow_life3
    @Shadow_life3 3 роки тому +1

    At the beginning I love his signing

  • @jessevanhook3521
    @jessevanhook3521 5 років тому +6

    The dear Ubisoft at the beginning 😂😂😂

  • @kkcbal
    @kkcbal 5 років тому +2

    I love the HD beavers in this game

  • @Ok-wb2jb
    @Ok-wb2jb 5 років тому +3

    5:20 I’m sold

  • @St_rs1123
    @St_rs1123 4 роки тому +1

    Ngl Slimecicle has a really nice singing voice

  • @rooksilver
    @rooksilver 4 роки тому +34

    Fyi the text said:
    Dear Ubisoft,
    Please let me keep that in the video I legitimately think that it’s so funny i don’t know why you’d ask me to remove it but it just feels so wrong and so right at the same time please keep watching I swear it gets bett-

  • @joebiden3967
    @joebiden3967 4 роки тому

    For the stash “For Whom The Bear Tolls” blow up the grave thingy in the crypt.
    He’s no longer standing.

  • @anubismage
    @anubismage 5 років тому +3

    6:30 wow that sound like a real nice *COPYSTRIKE*

  • @damidir
    @damidir 5 років тому +1

    That last bit is actually a good advertisement, it hype me up

  • @bleujaye
    @bleujaye 5 років тому +4

    5:03 I spent two hours. On that shrine. (only the real ones will have understand)

  • @UndertowOfficial-v2c
    @UndertowOfficial-v2c 2 роки тому +1

    This is far cry 5 and THIS is far cry new dawn

  • @LeftyDefty
    @LeftyDefty 3 роки тому +3

    3:24 demonisch season? i sure hope not, those demonfish can be awfully A-

  • @mastermikey7984
    @mastermikey7984 2 роки тому +1

    So technically, if you listen to dialogue and know a few facts and read some notes, The Hunter, the mask wearing guy who doesn't talk, is Carmine's godfather.

  • @liamkirby15
    @liamkirby15 5 років тому +4

    3:58 that’s a bison not a buffalo

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 2 роки тому +1

    Far cry new dawn: Twin hands kid a grenade pulls out pin tells kid it will go boom 🤔🤔
    Far cry 6: Anton Castillo hands his kid a grenade pills out pin and tells him not to drop it 🤔🤔

  • @SasukaRH
    @SasukaRH 5 років тому +21

    I love the new Fallout game.

  • @what6914
    @what6914 4 роки тому +1

    I got an ad for something called GoDaddy and the Ubisoft joke made it even worse

  • @Elijah_Gillard
    @Elijah_Gillard 5 років тому +8

    there is no such thing as a perfect se...

  • @Knifelife666
    @Knifelife666 4 роки тому

    To anyone interested, Far Cry 5 + New Dawn, both Gold editions, is on sale on the Humble Bundle rn for $51 CAD.

  • @dantealighieri3307
    @dantealighieri3307 5 років тому +4

    6:17 Keemstar is that you?

  • @brianrempas4085
    @brianrempas4085 5 років тому +2

    4:42 it said that the Man is still sleeping till now...

  • @jamsjams1111
    @jamsjams1111 5 років тому +4

    5:41 I just got a car ad wow

  • @aidenpearce50
    @aidenpearce50 5 років тому +1

    If you pull the pin on a grenade it won't explode until you let go of the handle thing

  • @pbj7773
    @pbj7773 5 років тому +4

    This is a NEW DAWN of video

  • @tsarisnotgaming0223
    @tsarisnotgaming0223 2 роки тому +1

    [ 8:58 ] The Best Takedown You Can Ever Do In Far Cry New Dawn.

  • @cyanoobs9781
    @cyanoobs9781 4 роки тому +4

    “Of corse! Here’s a shield to protect yourself!”
    The man legit is holding a shield.
    He has a shield.

  • @bono496
    @bono496 2 роки тому +1

    This video made me buy this game so I’d say Ubisoft picked a good person to sponsor