you guys are having so much fun in this one, I mean in everyone, but especially this one!! make me so happy!! Mike is such a good perso to make everyone happy and carry the conversation!
that story of the 'snow white' paint over 'plum' for the sake of a blind person is the story of sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill. i imagine it made you aware to a particular side of life which developed you into having a unique view point, one that i find to be very relatable as i too have struggled for no good reason. cheers, from a yoga mat bed and a bottle of rum
If you had a plum color to paint over, you should’ve first painted over with a yellow color to cancel out the plum, and then the white would’ve been okay Color theory 🙌
First, thank you for the special! It was sharp, witty, everything it should be. I hope that you catch the bigger stuff that you deserve! Opening discussion about stupid questions, thank you. I thought it was just me. People say stupid shit to me all the time and i have no clue how to respond. Example. I have a "rescue" dog. A dog who had been through it, shit happened to him, and then he agreed to come and live with me. He has lived with our little family for 6 years now, but what happened before that is entirely a mystery. When we adopted him, the guesstimate was between 5 and 8 years old, which is a HUGE spread for dogs. He came pre-loaded with a couple of tricks and a pronounced limp. We have had the limping leg examined so many times and x-rayed and pushed and pulled by vets, and they don't know why he limps. He just does. And every time he meets a new person, they tell me that he limps. Which,really?! Woah! I didn't ever realise that! Thanks so much for letting me know! Honest to Pete. I don't know if they think I'm so oblivious that I haven't noticed or what. Thank you Captain Obvious. Also, today, this woman walking her dog, who had to point out that my guy has "a bit of a limp" asked me how old my dog is and i said, around 12, i guess. And she said, oh! He's a rescue!. And i said, yes, he's lived with me for 6 years, before that, i don't know. And she said, well MY dog is 14!! Which, her dog wasn't limping and, i don't even know what that age comparison was supposed to mean. Anyway, dumb comment i didn't know what to do with. Keep laughing ❤
I had a similar experience one time at a summer festival. I was drinking from a can of soda when I suddenly felt something fuzzy in my mouth and luckily I opened my mouth out so fast during the freakout because it was a bee🐝. This was like 20yrs ago and I have never again drunk anything from a can outside .
Wow! lol Smokey and the Bandit was the first film I ever watched as a kid. I had a VHS tape and wore it out so my parents had to buy another copy. You can only be kind, rewind, so many times.
To my knowledge I’ve never had a spider in my mouth … but stats say we all swallow a bunch of them every year 😮. I did end up with a bee in my mouth once going down hill on a bike and it flew right in thankfully I spit it it before it stung me but ewwwww had to drink stuff and chew gum just to get the feel of fuzz and wings and legs in my mouth, out 😝😝😝great pod as always you guys make life better because you dont talk about the news or whatever the media thinks is important and it gives my brain a wonderful break and always makes me laugh .. I am on the notify list for the special I can’t wait I’ve seen all your specials and want to say a huge thanks for making it available here . 🌈💚
In college, I convinced my roommates to paint the living room black and then used stencils to paint bats, spiders, ghosts, etc in fluorescent colors for a Halloween party. Used all black lights & it was a killer party. We must have painted that room 20 times to cover the black. Did color blocking primer exist in the 1980’s?
Zoltan! Am a runner. It sounds like your piriformas is bound up on your sciatic nerve.... you need a qualified massage and a few days off it. Hopefully, just a guess, dont listen to internet strangers.
Yes very likely sciatica pain. You need to rest! Definitely only massages from someone who knows what they are doing or you'll make it worse. Anti- inflammatory creams gels and pills for a few days will help. Pain meds usually just cover the pain so you keep hurting yourself so I wouldn't recommend that. Your age is catching up with you. That's life.
Does Emma have Gilbert's syndrome and chronic fatigue by any chance? I have it, many middle eastern people have and that's why i also often zone out and have similar temperament.
Imagine if you were a comedian with a podcast that you did with your girlfriend/wife and instead of a journal she was trying to sell menstrual art on your channel.
I’m a STAR!!! 😂 So I’m heading out to work while watching Zoltan’s podcast #380, when I spot a package in my mailbox. It’s my Safe Journal! I decided I’d wait til I got to work to open it and read Zoltan’s note. Then Z begins talking about a customer who just had the name “K” saying, “Don’t be afraid to give your whole first name!” I looked over at my unopened package addressed to “K” S….. and died laughing as Zoltan talked about trying to guess MY name! It’s Kami, BTW, you’d have never guessed. And I could swear I put that on the order. Any who 😂😂 thanks for the journal and for the endless laughs! (Kabir? Kiara? 🫨😄)
Whenever Emma or Mike make Zoltan laugh that’s my favourite part of the podcast 😂
He has the best laugh!!
That’s like, the ENTIRE podcast. It’s great!
The only podcast I can hang with. Must be the stud muffin energy.
you guys are having so much fun in this one, I mean in everyone, but especially this one!! make me so happy!! Mike is such a good perso to make everyone happy and carry the conversation!
45:58 Your Mom is hilarious! 😂
Tuesday is Zoltan Day ❤!
LMAO re spider "I'm not taking him out to pee."
that story of the 'snow white' paint over 'plum' for the sake of a blind person is the story of sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill. i imagine it made you aware to a particular side of life which developed you into having a unique view point, one that i find to be very relatable as i too have struggled for no good reason. cheers, from a yoga mat bed and a bottle of rum
If you had a plum color to paint over, you should’ve first painted over with a yellow color to cancel out the plum, and then the white would’ve been okay
Color theory 🙌
Cool, good to know :)
I was thinking they should have done a primer. I just can't get over that the tenant was blind!🤣🤣🤣
Just have to toss in here how much I appreciate my Safe Journal. Oh, and that special comedy thing..... Kills!
So many laughs today!
So excited to see your show on the 29th🙂
Great Podcast! Laughed my head off. My house was built in 1903 or so - we have those jumping spiders too in SD. Genuine laughter😂
I’ll be watching it!!!! Love all you do
I love how fun this one was yall just had such a funny discourse going loved it!!
When painting over very dark or brighter colors, there's a brand of concealing paint called KILLS ~ Works wonderfully 🎉
I’m planning MY last day on the job move- the post office story inspired me 😂
First, thank you for the special! It was sharp, witty, everything it should be. I hope that you catch the bigger stuff that you deserve!
Opening discussion about stupid questions, thank you. I thought it was just me. People say stupid shit to me all the time and i have no clue how to respond.
Example. I have a "rescue" dog. A dog who had been through it, shit happened to him, and then he agreed to come and live with me.
He has lived with our little family for 6 years now, but what happened before that is entirely a mystery. When we adopted him, the guesstimate was between 5 and 8 years old, which is a HUGE spread for dogs.
He came pre-loaded with a couple of tricks and a pronounced limp. We have had the limping leg examined so many times and x-rayed and pushed and pulled by vets, and they don't know why he limps. He just does.
And every time he meets a new person, they tell me that he limps. Which,really?! Woah! I didn't ever realise that! Thanks so much for letting me know!
Honest to Pete. I don't know if they think I'm so oblivious that I haven't noticed or what. Thank you Captain Obvious.
Also, today, this woman walking her dog, who had to point out that my guy has "a bit of a limp" asked me how old my dog is and i said, around 12, i guess. And she said, oh! He's a rescue!. And i said, yes, he's lived with me for 6 years, before that, i don't know. And she said, well MY dog is 14!! Which, her dog wasn't limping and, i don't even know what that age comparison was supposed to mean.
Anyway, dumb comment i didn't know what to do with.
Keep laughing ❤
Can’t wait for Sunday! When will they give you a Netflix or Amazon special?
Bukowski, yeeeeesssss! Great episode
I had a similar experience one time at a summer festival. I was drinking from a can of soda when I suddenly felt something fuzzy in my mouth and luckily I opened my mouth out so fast during the freakout because it was a bee🐝.
This was like 20yrs ago and I have never again drunk anything from a can outside .
Wow! lol Smokey and the Bandit was the first film I ever watched as a kid. I had a VHS tape and wore it out so my parents had to buy another copy. You can only be kind, rewind, so many times.
I have a horrible fear of spiders and your drink story has unlocked a new fear in me. 😬
Nice intro video ❤
"Mike's gonna see the stud muffin" sounds so different if that's the moment you tune in.
Looks like Scud Muffin.🤣
wow！！！ the new youtube special are coming soon?! when's the netfilx special??!!
To my knowledge I’ve never had a spider in my mouth … but stats say we all swallow a bunch of them every year 😮. I did end up with a bee in my mouth once going down hill on a bike and it flew right in thankfully I spit it it before it stung me but ewwwww had to drink stuff and chew gum just to get the feel of fuzz and wings and legs in my mouth, out 😝😝😝great pod as always you guys make life better because you dont talk about the news or whatever the media thinks is important and it gives my brain a wonderful break and always makes me laugh .. I am on the notify list for the special I can’t wait I’ve seen all your specials and want to say a huge thanks for making it available here . 🌈💚
Always a good laugh
In college, I convinced my roommates to paint the living room black and then used stencils to paint bats, spiders, ghosts, etc in fluorescent colors for a Halloween party. Used all black lights & it was a killer party. We must have painted that room 20 times to cover the black. Did color blocking primer exist in the 1980’s?
loved it again
Now that I'm older, I respond to stupid questions with - are you messing with me?
Zoltan! Am a runner. It sounds like your piriformas is bound up on your sciatic nerve.... you need a qualified massage and a few days off it. Hopefully, just a guess, dont listen to internet strangers.
This. Ask a PT at the gym if yours has one. Doesn't sound like you did anything wrong.
Yes very likely sciatica pain. You need to rest! Definitely only massages from someone who knows what they are doing or you'll make it worse. Anti- inflammatory creams gels and pills for a few days will help. Pain meds usually just cover the pain so you keep hurting yourself so I wouldn't recommend that.
Your age is catching up with you. That's life.
He sounds so different!
Have her watch Hundreds of Beavers it's not only hilarious it's a silent movie.
Zoltan is smart enough to have a relationship with an Irani. Mubarak
Does Emma have Gilbert's syndrome and chronic fatigue by any chance? I have it, many middle eastern people have and that's why i also often zone out and have similar temperament.
With a name like Zoltan, how did he manage to not become a magician or mentalist?
93 degrees is known as “murder weather.”
Eating in a beanbag chair. Give it a try.
I want a Zoltan shirt where
You are Zoltar. You know .. Big
Can’t wait!!
Kilz
I know this is a moot point, but that paint situation is WHY they make primer.
was totally thinking that myself….
but these comedians, HWAH, they can circumnavigate a word or situation like oil in water
😂❤
Imagine if you were a comedian with a podcast that you did with your girlfriend/wife and instead of a journal she was trying to sell menstrual art on your channel.
I’m a STAR!!! 😂 So I’m heading out to work while watching Zoltan’s podcast #380, when I spot a package in my mailbox. It’s my Safe Journal! I decided I’d wait til I got to work to open it and read Zoltan’s note. Then Z begins talking about a customer who just had the name “K” saying, “Don’t be afraid to give your whole first name!” I looked over at my unopened package addressed to “K” S….. and died laughing as Zoltan talked about trying to guess MY name! It’s Kami, BTW, you’d have never guessed. And I could swear I put that on the order. Any who 😂😂 thanks for the journal and for the endless laughs! (Kabir? Kiara? 🫨😄)