Javad Memmed This has nothing to do with the middle east lolololololololololol borat is not middle eastern, its just a joke that he doesnt respect women ,except for rape/sex, and that he is being strange kissing men
@@arktana i don't see it that way either. Its more the norm in many cultures. I don't see it as a problem with respect. But who cares when its Borat. Its just for fun. As long as people don't think he is making dun of islam it is ok. It is more making fun of gypsies
@@andy119898 His delivery is unbelievable. It's so egregiously malicious but it flies right over David's head. I also love the way he says his name--"Day-Viid." I actually re-discovered this video by searching "Borat David" just for this one line xD
@@heaveauhu1335 Charged with sexually assaulting one of his students back in 2010. One article I read said he got let go on a technicality and i haven't dug too deep for more info, so who knows.
He didn't blink an eye returning the favor of putting his face right up on his junk for a closeup view and pretty curious about checking his manscent !
But we can clearly see he almost lost it since he said "Everybody dance now" instead of something related to the Borat culture. I'm sure he got speechless with the childreeeen dude hahahahaha
I have this episode on dvd and right when the guy says children, borat has a little mishap with his facial expression but you cannot see it so well on here because of the quality.
He was supposed to play Freddie Mercury in the Bohemian Rhapsody movie but he had problems with the writers and director so they got the other dude to do it.
Dude I’m so happy I found this comment. This line has cracked me up for years. Lol another subtle Borat moment is that part in the movie is when he’s unpacking his bags and pulls the chicken out and is like”thas a him” lol it fucks me up so bad
I think in general Americans handled Borat pretty well, for example the self defence expert here. From what i've seen it's the English who were clueless and more easily wound up, which made for much better comedy.(I'm english myself so it was great to see him at the boat club and trying cricket).
He is simply Brilliant ....no change that to a truly genius comedian .... he challenges and yet at the same time entertains , what a combination 👍👏🏻👍👏🏻👍👏🏻👍👏🏻
Quite exceptional Borat video, because these people are unlike others. First there is the cool guy, who is not least bit surprised or uneasy about anything Borat does, while being completely normal. And then there are these people who turn out to be weirder and creepier than Borat himself.
"America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party." LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!
"It is not sad. It is us who do the kill."
LMAO. This is why I love Borat.
I´d love to see their reaction though.
Hahaha they should have shown their reaction 😂
Borat in your mouth
wanting to like but unable to do so, will mess up the number of likes
Even if its fake it's fucking hilarious lol
I love the way he attacks the defense instructor after saying his goodbyes. Absolute gold😂
Urrhh..you are good....Urrhh..you are good!!!
LOL!
I know we are talking about Borat here, but it still was pretty wholesome moment.
It was real weak and awkward looking
With the claw?
@@Sniperboy5551 and you block ✋🏽 just like that
I love when he doubles kisses the man at the cheeks and then declines with the woman.
Javad Memmed most peacefull lmao
Javad Memmed
This has nothing to do with the middle east lolololololololololol
borat is not middle eastern, its just a joke that he doesnt respect women ,except for rape/sex, and that he is being strange kissing men
@@arktana i don't see it that way either. Its more the norm in many cultures. I don't see it as a problem with respect. But who cares when its Borat. Its just for fun. As long as people don't think he is making dun of islam it is ok. It is more making fun of gypsies
@@dgeg1000 muslims are funnier than gypsies.
That's because woman is below dog and above rat in the hierarchy of creation according to Kazakh culture. They have more respect for horses!
I've always admired comedians who can do these things all while keeping a straight face and never breaking.
the only time i ever saw him half break was a clip at the end of some british regatta event and it was like half a second
💯 that’s talent. I love It.
@@tylenol_joneshe also almost broke during a urinal presentation with some British dude 😂😂 he was trying so hard not to laugh.
@@gerrardthemeek "If you just want to do a wee..." "What does mean?" *Sniffle*
dont forget the cameraman, if i were them id be cracking up all the time
"David, what is this, David"
This line always cracks me up
D.. D.. David! IDKW it cracks me up.
@@andy119898 His delivery is unbelievable. It's so egregiously malicious but it flies right over David's head. I also love the way he says his name--"Day-Viid." I actually re-discovered this video by searching "Borat David" just for this one line xD
Daaavid, what is this, David🤣👍
Pure gold, lots of people have no idea of these early clips, still the nest.
Its a harmonium
-David
Self defence instructor was actually a really great guy
fr so polite and accommodating, even though you could see he was more than a little confused by our boi B.
Not to mention good takedown defence!
Whatever you do, don't google the guy's name.
@@captainnovolin Danny passmore
@@heaveauhu1335 Charged with sexually assaulting one of his students back in 2010. One article I read said he got let go on a technicality and i haven't dug too deep for more info, so who knows.
It is not sad - it is us who do the kill.
Ya, i lost my shit here too
"How did you feel when you did this?"
"Very proud"
I laughed so hard at that.
when he drew that picture and said he was proud of the massacre i lost it XD
"No it is not sad, it is us who do the kill." Oh My God LOL
😂😂😂😂
I love Borat xD
*HIGH FIVE!*
randombro89 crazy 😜😂
damn, this was comedy gold
"43?....ahhh, you look more old"
People underestimate how BRAVE his comedy is! SBC is a comedy legend, solid gold plated
Martin Heath: Only a few are amazing: Andy Kaufman and SBJ are Masters.....
I’m not sure people DO underestimate that!
He used to be, he’s a woke idiot now. Borat 2 sucked, way too “safe” and PC
Lmao i love how he tries the sneak attack on the instructor 😂
You are gewd!
You r guud 😂
'' I don't know if you can silence a woman '' lol you aint kidding.
+chuck wick or a child apparently
marry a mute.
Purnima Maity she wouldn't stop waving her hands and making facial expressions anyway. So it'd be just more visual noise then audial
КОТлетуХочешь [Doshirgess]
God has given us eyelids.unfortunately no ear lids.
Marry the mcdoyle sister from alwaysa sunny in philidelphia. she will just lick her lips at your when asked anything lol
When "children" man sniffed Borat,s arse, I nearly choked from laughing.
Same for the other guy in there.
The dick first hahahah omfg
😄
Dude in the background facepalmed.
He even said thank you after Borat sniffed his 😮
"Everybody dancing now .....oooh that's Nice"
Now and know have different meanings
+common sense alright take it easy english is not my first language!
+nivledamh You did well - ignore the UA-cam pedants, they have nothing better to do. :-)
+nivledamh Hey, are you opposed to learning from your mistakes or something?
+Shane Smith not at all.I'm all for it!Just saying that I'm dutch and don't use the english language on a daily basis!
The "self defence" guy seems like a genuinely nice person, regardless of his haircut.
Yes, sexual offenders can be nice people... 🤨
The guy facepalming in the back when the guy was smelling borat made me spill my drink
hahahahaha I didn't notice at first but that is fantastic
InDaHead lmfao
InDaHead hahaha, I missed that, fucking brilliant!!
Lol
Thanks for pointing it out
🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes like "i don't even fucking know anymore..."
LMFAO that part at the end haha! That guy in the background at 6:57 just facepalms when the other guy sniffs Borat's ass
LOL. Oh man. Those last scenes are criminal.
yeah. i caught that. hilarious hahhahaha
He didn't blink an eye returning the favor of putting his face right up on his junk for a closeup view and pretty curious about checking his manscent !
This is why I love UA-cam
CHILDREN, CHILDREN.....CHIIIIIILDREN.
its just sooo creeepy
valdes1forever 😂😂😂
Massive nonce
Some Podesta shit
Everybody dance now
Remember seeing this all those years ago on Channel 4 in the UK. Still makes me crack up laughing. “Everybody Dance Now” lmao!
"everybody dancing now" haha brilliant
you look eh more old 😂😂
-dances
Music factory c and c
😂😂😂
Thank God I found this. Every time I go to Golders Green In London, I end up getting injured.
Now I can protect myself from the Claw.
Rhetoricalmuse or Stamford Hill haha
Haha I live in Golders Green
LMAO!!
The synagogue of Satan.
Neo I always see you.
Best response ever! : I don't know that you can silence a woman.
The Karate guy was a class act handled it all very well.
with THE CLAW
THE CLAW
THE CLAW
CHILDREN CHILDREN CHILDREN
you knock away...knock away...and knock away
And then the Jew come with THE CLAW
Lmfaoooo
"I don't think you can silence a woman" TRUE
best comment!!!!
Thanh Nguyen by doing sexy time behind a woman's back, then you should see her silence
I believed he was a legitimate black belt as soon as he shared this wisdom.
You can with a hammer
wrong food
This is why I dropped out of my drama class in high school. I felt like I was a part of a looney bin
PokerQueen87 LMAO IM DEAD
theres already one response so ill continue :D : i felt the same, but its worse, cause i got in just to impress a girl :D
Ooh. Drama school is excruciating.
da23injulecz my boy
It’s no wonder theater kids are insufferable
The smell guy committed 100% to whatever self help class that was
"children, children, childreeen"
Jez O Answer to Borat. Series about QazaQ Entrepreneur from Kazakhstan. ҚазаҚ предприниматель. Сериал. QazaQ Entrepreneur. КОМпот/13
Lmfao what a weirdo
everybody children dance a o now
how does sacha baron cohen not crack up when that pervert says children
But we can clearly see he almost lost it since he said "Everybody dance now" instead of something related to the Borat culture. I'm sure he got speechless with the childreeeen dude hahahahaha
I have this episode on dvd and right when the guy says children, borat has a little mishap with his facial expression but you cannot see it so well on here because of the quality.
Dick Dickerson How does he not crack up when the guy his to sniff his ass? LOL
@@vulcan7265 Hey, you said you had this Borat episode on DVD? What is the DVD called this episode is from?
Ezra1977 Isn’t this on the regular DVD ?
I bet Sacha was secretly going "WHAT THE FUCK LOL" during the new age one
Watch his face and listen to his voice, after that guy starts chanting "chiiiildren". He's creeped out, lol.
Haha! So true! 😄
@@vladskiobi That guy is a friend of Epstein and Biden.
"You look more old" "Everybody dancing now" omg can't
'In Kazakhstan the favourite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis' LOOOOOL
Draco Malfoy and dog shooting
lol table tennis
@@Biancoosnoop dogg?
"d...David! What is this, David?" Formidable question.
+Dareios Soierad It is indeed unaccountably funny. Everybody dance now.
+Vasco Cabral LOL thats my fav part, still don't know why its so funny
+Guzzbar GetEm Well! I don't know either! I think it's because of how he says David two times... Ahhhh! I don't know eheheh
Yes. That and how it is edited so that Borat suddenly appears kneeling down for the 'David?'
+Vasco Cabral My favorite line ever! Me and my friends say this all the time randomly when we're hanging out.
everybody dance now
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
heyeyeyeyeheyeyeyeheyeyey
dodo 565 HAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
That little piano sounded great
Oh, that’s nice
The guy that chose his sound to be “children” is CRAZY 😂
Holy shit that massacre drawing made me cry I laughed so hard.
When he was wearing his yoga clothes all I could think was "Freddie Mercury"
He was supposed to play Freddie Mercury in the Bohemian Rhapsody movie but he had problems with the writers and director so they got the other dude to do it.
@@patrickmccutcheon8860 I read that he wanted to do a real biography, while the producers wanted family cinema.
"David, what is this, David?"
I've been watching this clip for years and this still gets me everytime
Same here I can actually say I have watched this clip over a thousand times this is real good
Ditto
I can smell you?
It never gets old! It’s Borat.. 😅
I cant believe that idiot smelled him back :D
LMAO!! The other guy SMELLED HIS ASS CRACK!! LMfao
There’s a whiff of spiritual pseudo intellectualism about those people.
DAVID? WHAT IS THIS DAVID? cracks me up everytime, comedy gold.
Best line ever: "I don't know if you can silence a woman"... So deep.
Doesn't mean we shouldn't keep trying 😅
"David, what is this David?" hahahaha
😂 3:15
The cadence is catchy
3:15
"David, what is this David?"
So simple, yet one the funniest things I have ever heard a man say xD
It is the way he says it and how David responds to the first "David" with a "yes?"
It's so damn good, I could watch it forever and never get sick of it
Underrated, for sure.
The clothing, positions and scenario make it so surreal.
Dude I’m so happy I found this comment. This line has cracked me up for years. Lol another subtle Borat moment is that part in the movie is when he’s unpacking his bags and pulls the chicken out and is like”thas a him” lol it fucks me up so bad
It is not sad, it is us who do the kill. Sacha is fucking brilliant.
Great moment😂
Borat hit the jackpot with that"children" guy. Something that strange couldn't possibly be scripted.
- every... body... dancing... now...
- oh, thats nice...
that guy was very sweet
"Everybody dance now " complimented by the moves😎
I am very happy that people are still watching and leaving comments almost 15 years later. The young generations deserve to have Borat.
I think the gay karate teacher was the most normal person in the show.
www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/94770864.html?device=phone&c=y
WTF dude holy shit. I guess I'm wrong!
What was this? The link doesn't work now.
Lmao the twinkle of his eye after borat kissed him was hilarious
WalkingBlues I think it was he was convicted for being a pedo but in not sure now just saw some others say the same thing
Gotta love the “BORAT” subtitle at the start.
The Cyrillic characters sound out “Ishkfye” 🤣 man cant be stopped
Claw... claw.... claw...
They can do 2 hand!
And when the jew come?
He said clone
just knock it away
Just knock away
"It is not sad, it is us do the kill" 😂 oooh God, I'm in tears
That guy saying children should be arrested
What😂
Wtf.
Ainsley Harriott VEVO you're getting him confused with the karate instructor
That's the kind of statement which make an American stand out from everybody else!
No. The people afraid of a word should be
David? What is this David?.. that part always gets me.
*_For a modest sum of $800 dollars; you too can learn the ancient and complex art of swatting away peoples hands._*
Oh my god the smelling part was so weird! I love it
Those last ten seconds literally hve me in tears rn
How Sasha doesn't burst out laughing is beyond me!
This is comedy genius, never gets old!
everybody dance now... yas it is not sad it's us who do the kill lmfao this dude is a comedy genius!
"It is not sad, it is us who do the kill"
Borat is the best
"Every body children dance now" ROFLMFAO
I almost pee on my pants when he said he felt proud of the massacre and when he said she looked older than 43. He is the best!
3:57 The sincere "oh, that's nice" of the hippie. Gets me every time.
"Everybody dancing now"
I love how he kisses hello to the guy but just jukes the lady xDD
I think in general Americans handled Borat pretty well, for example the self defence expert here. From what i've seen it's the English who were clueless and more easily wound up, which made for much better comedy.(I'm english myself so it was great to see him at the boat club and trying cricket).
Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Borat, Ali G, Bruno) is THE ultimate supreme troll.
u forgot aladin
"Show her more love" Wow, he really got around answering that question in a special way!
Definitely the funniest segment he's done.
David....what is this, David. From Music Factory C&C...
That "children"-guy is creepy as shit.
Violent Beggar I agree. Lol.
Violent Beggar ur profile puc is creepy as shit
Bryanna Basilio Lloyd Christmas!!!
Violent Beggar lol he drew children dancing and a video camera recording them 😂 I was like soo no one is going to be weirdest out by this? 😂
Ganjah King i'm not denying how creepy that fucker is... but i think he was drawing the camera that came along to record borat
Watching these hippies jump around is fucking hilarious
That whole scene was so fucking cringy. :D
“You make the sound?”
“Uh y-Everybuddy dance now, h-yez?”
That dude saying children, I hope the authorities check his computer ..
The way he smells him. Haha.
Genius...
He is such a good actor. If you look at these little things he does... I can't describe it but he is so good in this role.
The part where he sings, everybody dance now.. and does the dance kinda nervously... I haven't laughed so hard in ages!!
He is simply Brilliant ....no change that to a truly genius comedian .... he challenges and yet at the same time entertains , what a combination 👍👏🏻👍👏🏻👍👏🏻👍👏🏻
you just know there was hours cut out of this!! I love him so much😍😝
Thank you for the upload, needed a laugh from tough times
Omg..I can't...every time he sang everybody dance now, I literally was on the floor rolling ..friggin Hysterical
Same, you have great taste 😂😂
Everybody Dance Now, haha. The guy thought he was playing some traditional song. Brilliant 😀
Oke i'm changing my gamer tag to "ItIsUsWhoDoTheKill"
Mighty EVILOSERUN too long
I’ve watched this so many times and the “oh that’s nice” still kills me
children. children. chiillldreeen
Wtf
apparently that all he can think about..
So many of you sick freaks on here now, I'm wondering if borat somehow attracted you children obsessed people?
"ehh...you look more...old"
he was smelling his......uh....chrum
Duh
his ass you fool
😆😆🤣😅
Bobs and vegana
@@imMOTEN wa wa we waah yes i like very much! Sexy time...... (.)(.) () there you go... (^,^)
Absolute genius. No idea how he can keep his composure
these things never gets old.
Quite exceptional Borat video, because these people are unlike others. First there is the cool guy, who is not least bit surprised or uneasy about anything Borat does, while being completely normal. And then there are these people who turn out to be weirder and creepier than Borat himself.
That face palm at the end haha!
"America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party."
LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Honestly I give Sasha so much cred. I would of been in tears trying to do this
I can't get over the fact that Sacha wasn't cast to play Freddie Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody
The universe didn’t want it 🤣🤣🤣
5:18 "you look more old" -- just the thing that chick wanted to hear -- ha ha.
The things he makes them do just so they dont offend "his culture" is so funny
"I do a picture only small of Tishniek Massacre where many Uzbek.......crush"
"Yeah, Yeah...."
'Its not sad, it's us who do the killing' I am so bad for loughing so hard 😂
Pedo Alert!!
4:32 what kind of weirdo has a favourite noise "children"
wipout1 he drew a little camera filming it as well... creepy haha
I don't think it was his favourite noise, but it was weird
We need Borat back dude is a legend😂
They both look very special when Borat is playing the song on the harmonium.