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  • @stalink895
    @stalink895 5 років тому +10217

    "My wife is homosapian"
    "Ahh respects"

    • @sardarmobeen6355
      @sardarmobeen6355 5 років тому +70

      I wanted to write this down already was lol.
      "Respect" 🤣🤣

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +20

      @Deserve Not Desire 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 99 9 99.99 99. 999 99 999 9 99 9. 9 99. 9. 9 9 9. 9 9 9 9 9 9 9999 99 9 9.9 9 99. 9 9.99.99 9 9 9 99 9 9 9 9 9 9 99 9.99 9 9 99 9 9 9 9.99 9 9 9.9 9 99 9.99 9 9 99 9 9 99.9 9 9 9.9.9 99 9 999 9 9 99.99 999 99 99 9 9 9 9.99 9. 🍌

    • @charliezelenowski2701
      @charliezelenowski2701 5 років тому +8

      Restecp

    • @aurethebest98
      @aurethebest98 5 років тому +4

      Homo sapiens*

    • @segredosdotiosam9989
      @segredosdotiosam9989 5 років тому +1

      Homo sapiens

  • @andrimandos
    @andrimandos 6 років тому +14970

    he goes so dumb that the creationist and scientist starts to come together, sasha is a genius

    • @stayforthepeelpronpls4774
      @stayforthepeelpronpls4774 5 років тому +133

      Yanbo Yang ikr it’s amazing

    • @AA-sn9lz
      @AA-sn9lz 5 років тому +72

      It's sacha

    • @boblob3509
      @boblob3509 5 років тому +12

      Lol legend

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 5 років тому +155

      Well said Yanbo. I was thinking the same thing. This round table really is emblematic of how brilliant a comedian and actor Sasha is. He was able to create absurdity and confusion amongst a group of very intelligent people. Just love it!

    • @brokeindio5072
      @brokeindio5072 5 років тому +47

      The other creationist looks like he molested 5 kids before going to this shit, lol.

  • @Lobajoba
    @Lobajoba 4 роки тому +3558

    "He ain't got no technology, you can check his website."

    • @sijuvk
      @sijuvk 4 роки тому +230

      Tekmology

    • @jaytat4219
      @jaytat4219 4 роки тому +73

      3:45 my favorite part is this dude just sitting there during the entire interview like he thinks this is all a fever dream

    • @juliansandler4569
      @juliansandler4569 3 роки тому +9

      @@jaytat4219 you literally copied that word for word from another comment.

    • @SwornSon
      @SwornSon 3 роки тому +18

      I missed that joke completely until reading this comment.

    • @elvancor
      @elvancor 3 роки тому +5

      @@juliansandler4569 Looks like some sort of bot.

  • @vantom9836
    @vantom9836 5 років тому +5023

    "We’re all homosapiens"
    "Yo I aint"
    Hahaha, this never gets old

  • @supadupairishboi
    @supadupairishboi 5 років тому +4955

    Cant believe he gathered a bunch of representatives from different backgrounds and half way tru he starts accusing them of leaving a floater back stage lmfao

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 5 років тому +9

      @Internet Hardcase sorry, hardcase

    • @davidlewis4162
      @davidlewis4162 5 років тому +2

      mike 😂😂

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 5 років тому +23

      Having a good memory and being book smart doesn't make you inteligent.

    • @baders087
      @baders087 5 років тому +24

      Well it was fokkin one of yas

    • @OGuyverO
      @OGuyverO 5 років тому

      Money can bring anyone lol even you

  • @8292-d6n
    @8292-d6n 3 роки тому +1022

    Ali: "ten ten ten ten ten ten..."
    Prof: "whatever number you are going to say will not make a difference"
    Ali: "divided by zero."

    • @loubentodias
      @loubentodias 3 роки тому +28

      Outplayed them mfs

    • @John-qo9hw
      @John-qo9hw 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂

    • @benoh3417
      @benoh3417 2 роки тому +27

      Lowkey smart ash

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge 2 роки тому +17

      "11, 11, 11," Ali G is a genius
      Outsmarted the experts

    • @scratch3406
      @scratch3406 Рік тому +16

      “undred, undred, undred, undred..”

  • @NEpatriots88
    @NEpatriots88 5 років тому +2945

    The young guy with the glasses reactions of shock and bewilderment are absolutely priceless 😂😂😂

    • @qesajs
      @qesajs 4 роки тому +55

      He was so uncomfortable and confused 😂

    • @josefjoexerri
      @josefjoexerri 4 роки тому +79

      He's the best part of the video 😂

    • @sebastianmartinez4504
      @sebastianmartinez4504 4 роки тому +25

      You took the words right out of my mouth. I had to take screen shots. Bloody hilarious.

    • @yassinerahmani7763
      @yassinerahmani7763 4 роки тому +10

      Without blowing up

    • @mrrandom1265
      @mrrandom1265 4 роки тому +24

      I wonder how he didn't become a yet meme

  • @Ditka-89
    @Ditka-89 4 роки тому +5525

    Sacha was so smart to pin point the “floater” on the stiff in the blue suit. He knew that guy would react like such a dope lol

    • @bubblepopshot6891
      @bubblepopshot6891 4 роки тому +51

      good point lol

    • @dierbeats
      @dierbeats 4 роки тому +85

      That's ken hovind I believe, his vids are hilarious

    • @MindSpiral
      @MindSpiral 4 роки тому +253

      He went to jail a little while after this video for tax fraud.

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 4 роки тому +105

      The guy didn't even take it that bad. He handled it pretty well.

    • @singho23
      @singho23 4 роки тому +2

      @@dierbeats crazy crackhead lmaooo

  • @EmoPeter2000
    @EmoPeter2000 3 роки тому +736

    How Sacha was able to keep a straight face during that multiplication is beyond me

  • @hakan341
    @hakan341 5 років тому +7050

    "has you eatin a banana?"
    "yes"
    👀

    • @jde-jj1lu
      @jde-jj1lu 5 років тому +107

      Theseus homosapien confirmed

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому +7

      @@jde-jj1lu eaten

    • @Yelzabub
      @Yelzabub 4 роки тому +105

      Haha I love how he picked on banana guy the most 🍌

    • @musicstylez8853
      @musicstylez8853 4 роки тому +5

      i dont get it

    • @MichuNeo
      @MichuNeo 4 роки тому +33

      But the banana thing got him, in'it XD He's a genious. Remember kids, earth is round & keep it real!

  • @tjokolat
    @tjokolat 4 роки тому +1690

    "My wife is a homo sapiens"
    Ali G: "Respect."

  • @ottarsnryngvason3716
    @ottarsnryngvason3716 4 роки тому +599

    The younger guy with the glasses was just frozen in shock for most of the video

    • @ozzyozz4494
      @ozzyozz4494 3 роки тому +33

      i think he might have caught on that something else was actually happening

  • @KiNGKuNTa986
    @KiNGKuNTa986 4 роки тому +3258

    "Covering it with paper don't make it all right"
    Sasha is a legend.

  • @JMG_86
    @JMG_86 6 років тому +5833

    Can we all agree that The Ali G Show is SOOOO much better without the added crowd laughter?

    • @michaelgreenan7196
      @michaelgreenan7196 5 років тому +40

      Oh, you got that right...

    • @NEpatriots88
      @NEpatriots88 5 років тому +161

      1878EFC2008 the British version that preceded had a studio audience. It was really annoying because they would often laugh over the jokes

    • @markstevenson1646
      @markstevenson1646 5 років тому +11

      No, i like the laughing

    • @deejjohn5279
      @deejjohn5279 5 років тому +54

      You can say this for any show. The IT crowd is brilliant, but I can only handle it in small doses because of the laugh track.

    • @byanymeansnecessary398
      @byanymeansnecessary398 5 років тому +3

      Ahhh, tell me about it.

  • @valettikonovalchuk9542
    @valettikonovalchuk9542 Місяць тому +29

    0:34 "He's got no technology, you can check out his website" was overlooked lmaooo

    • @tlou2cinematicgameplay636
      @tlou2cinematicgameplay636 17 днів тому

      Really don’t wanna be nitpicking…but I’ll be anyway: nope it was not! One guy even repeats it immediately

    • @valettikonovalchuk9542
      @valettikonovalchuk9542 15 днів тому

      @tlou2cinematicgameplay636 You're that guy who says "I really don't wanna be a pain, but.." every time before being a pain in the a$$ huh?? Just stupid 🤦‍♂️

  • @Edwardx
    @Edwardx 5 років тому +6539

    Techmology is whack

    • @samuelmartens9390
      @samuelmartens9390 4 роки тому +12

      Fancy seeing you here lol

    • @nickevershedmusic8927
      @nickevershedmusic8927 4 роки тому

      Haha it’s crazy seeing you here

    • @r3digit
      @r3digit 4 роки тому

      Whoah edward

    • @KingDomxd
      @KingDomxd 4 роки тому +5

      My friend rainbow Jeremy said techmology is whack and he smoked his own home grown

    • @cshady3537
      @cshady3537 4 роки тому

      you mean
      thecc mologi

  • @thejew1789
    @thejew1789 5 років тому +8622

    "My wife is a homo sapien."
    *respek*

    • @angelheart5963
      @angelheart5963 5 років тому +134

      And I ain't gonna treat you different respek

    • @rikosaikawa9024
      @rikosaikawa9024 4 роки тому +13

      Der juden es verboten

    • @jasonlieberman4606
      @jasonlieberman4606 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah, a lot of them is very talented 😎

    • @smartypants4571
      @smartypants4571 4 роки тому +6

      The Rothschilds put the hexagram on the Israeli flag because they are Satan worshipers !

    • @minecraftnstuff17
      @minecraftnstuff17 4 роки тому +6

      @@rikosaikawa9024 people with anime pfps have never interacted with a female irl

  • @ricky7959
    @ricky7959 4 роки тому +612

    I love how the scientists aren’t being demeaning at all and are just going with the flow even if It’s not what they expected they’re smiling and not taking it all too seriously.

    • @anmolsaxena_
      @anmolsaxena_ 4 роки тому +42

      Contrast that to the religion interview

    • @nagualdesign
      @nagualdesign 4 роки тому +43

      They're being polite and respectful. Apart from that guy who's just dumbstruck by the sheer inanity.

    • @Tom-uv7ry
      @Tom-uv7ry 3 роки тому

      There's only three scientists there the other is a pathetic creationist

    • @denniszetstkiman
      @denniszetstkiman 3 роки тому +5

      @@nagualdesign dude was trying to say since monkeys aren’t birthing humans today evolution doesn’t exist 😹 he IS the inanity

  • @maxim9280
    @maxim9280 5 років тому +1662

    -Sapiens means smart in Greek
    - yeah there are a lot of talented people among em
    Lost it here

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 років тому +47

      Sapiens is Latin, not Greek.

    • @RoyalCaymanian
      @RoyalCaymanian 5 років тому +1

      carultch LoL I suppose a lot of of folks didn’t catch that!

    • @Harry-jl6fb
      @Harry-jl6fb 4 роки тому +6

      @@carultch Comes from the Ancient Greek word sophos, which meant wise, and turned to sapio in Latin.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 4 роки тому +5

      @@Harry-jl6fb The genus/species binomial nomenclature has a standard that both names are Latin and written in italics. Any time you hear of a specific lifeform identified by its technical name, the two names will be Latin terms.

    • @Harry-jl6fb
      @Harry-jl6fb 4 роки тому

      @@carultch Definitely I won't argue with that. I wanted to add another piece of information to your statement, to show that it doesn't really matter whether it's Latin or Greek since they're very harmonious with each other.
      Edit: The reply is hella late cause I never check my notifications.

  • @ChrisMisc1
    @ChrisMisc1 5 років тому +1836

    The smartest man in the room is Ali G

    • @fatshamer6349
      @fatshamer6349 5 років тому +64

      He understands techmology better than anyone

    • @bogfinken
      @bogfinken 5 років тому +45

      The guy who kept his mouth shot was wise too..

    • @laverladsladslads2842
      @laverladsladslads2842 5 років тому +1

      So true 💪😂

    • @Emrys-
      @Emrys- 5 років тому +1

      The smartestest man in da room

    • @callumhardy5098
      @callumhardy5098 5 років тому +2

      ChrisMisc1
      All the pythons were psychologists and so is the actor of Ali G the best way to do comedy is to get inside someone’s head.

  • @xanderpoo8417
    @xanderpoo8417 3 роки тому +93

    "There is evidence backstage to the contrary". The funniest line in the whole episode

  • @thedeans9506
    @thedeans9506 4 роки тому +1336

    “As compooters made our lives betta?”

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 6 років тому +992

    So many one liners, you got to be so smart to play dumb when you really are actually smart whilst thinking on your feet, also staying in character,

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 6 років тому +49

      he studied at Cambridge and is quite smart

    • @skankhunt_-42
      @skankhunt_-42 5 років тому +74

      It takes a genius to play an idiot

    • @rmichael2447
      @rmichael2447 5 років тому +11

      and NOT laughing.

    • @leifingeeikeland6533
      @leifingeeikeland6533 4 роки тому +2

      @@skankhunt_-42 and it takes a idiot to play a genius

  • @seantaylor5587
    @seantaylor5587 4 роки тому +226

    That one dude that didn’t say shit and just stared absolutely dumbfounded had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @greggardner5015
      @greggardner5015 4 роки тому +16

      3:43 he’s like “what’s going on?”

  • @rajifusama
    @rajifusama 6 років тому +2284

    TECHMOLOGY

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 6 років тому +67

      is it good or is it wack?

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 6 років тому +35

      tekmology is well impotant, innit?

    • @jayrusk5659
      @jayrusk5659 5 років тому +8

      Before birdmans ‘Respeck’ and dj khaleds ‘Jewry’ there was Ali g’s ‘Techmology’

    • @hassanamir1235
      @hassanamir1235 5 років тому +14

      cumpooters

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 років тому

      Genius

  • @brantheflakesful
    @brantheflakesful 6 років тому +1489

    That guy totally left the floater

    • @moussafedior2001
      @moussafedior2001 5 років тому +9

      Lmao

    • @MithunKarmakar
      @MithunKarmakar 5 років тому +12

      Kent Hovind *IS* the floater.

    • @Zoefym
      @Zoefym 5 років тому

      flakes bruh i laughed so hard when I read this comment

    • @Zobokolobozo
      @Zobokolobozo 5 років тому

      Omg this is greatest interview show. Ali G much respect west side.

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 Місяць тому

      You are all assuming that the floater must have come from someone who dropped it. There must be one who created it

  • @kymkymo
    @kymkymo 4 роки тому +105

    Love the expression on the youngest looking guy the whole time. He's just sitting in complete shock and silence with his mouth open

  • @felixanguitamorales6457
    @felixanguitamorales6457 6 років тому +1431

    "covering it with paper doesn't make alright"

  • @whydoidithis
    @whydoidithis 5 років тому +993

    "My wife is a homosapien" "Alright respect" XD so good

    • @renesbbwi
      @renesbbwi 5 років тому +5

      This one got me laughing until I cried

  • @ryanhenry21
    @ryanhenry21 3 роки тому +78

    Ali G was the greatest thing on tv. Getting high with friends as a teenager and watching this made me laugh harder than I’ve ever laughed. I’m talking tears and snot. Good old days.

    • @hansiesma16
      @hansiesma16 Рік тому

      And decades later we’re still laughing just as hard.

    • @MrGerdbrecht
      @MrGerdbrecht Місяць тому

      Langley village.

  • @igano111
    @igano111 6 років тому +1547

    - The floater...
    - (awkward silence)

    • @bigrobtheactor
      @bigrobtheactor 6 років тому +55

      The incredulity of their expressions..

    • @jilvancicek689
      @jilvancicek689 5 років тому +46

      "Why are talking about this on national tv blows My mind "

    • @Dog-999i
      @Dog-999i 5 років тому +13

      How does he say that without laughing?

  • @jockmackay9582
    @jockmackay9582 4 роки тому +198

    Pure genius. Dragging them down to level of denying leaving a floater back stage. Ali G at his best

  • @DashcamDailyUSA
    @DashcamDailyUSA 3 роки тому +86

    “My wife is a homosapien”
    Ali: Aight, respect.

  • @planaproject
    @planaproject 4 роки тому +966

    "He has no technology, you can check his website" Im honestly crying over here xD

    • @blink182bfsftw
      @blink182bfsftw 4 роки тому +55

      You misspelled techmology

    • @scratch3406
      @scratch3406 4 роки тому +18

      Ten ten ten Ten ten ten Ten ten ten TEN.. eleven eleveneleven eleven

    • @blink182bfsftw
      @blink182bfsftw 4 роки тому +1

      @@scratch3406 I see you liking your own comments

    • @scratch3406
      @scratch3406 4 роки тому +7

      blink182bfsftw of course we do

    • @denniszetstkiman
      @denniszetstkiman 3 роки тому +1

      how he said that with a straight face is beyond me

  • @serdikobane1598
    @serdikobane1598 6 років тому +537

    "Is you the one who backstage didn't flush?"
    - "No, Sir"

  • @leomdk939
    @leomdk939 3 роки тому +32

    Fun fact: the young guy who looks speechless the whole time is now the Deputy Chief of Staff at U.S. Department of Energy, as of Jan 2021.

  • @arktana
    @arktana 6 років тому +281

    "my wife is homo...."
    Ali G: "respect"

  • @moea.9120
    @moea.9120 6 років тому +1342

    Still funny 10 years later. XD

    • @ohajohaha
      @ohajohaha 6 років тому +2

      *9

    • @arktana
      @arktana 6 років тому

      its not 20

    • @user-oo2gz9ln8v
      @user-oo2gz9ln8v 6 років тому +13

      ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten

    • @layinglo
      @layinglo 6 років тому

      Moe A. Trust me🤣

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 6 років тому

      if it was funny back then, why wouldn't it still be funny now?

  • @twenity8852
    @twenity8852 4 роки тому +59

    "yes i think every human is a homo sapien, you are too"
    "yo yo yo, YO!" LMFAO

  • @Masheen
    @Masheen 4 роки тому +499

    2:59 “But the bananer fing got em innit”

  • @WhyDoIPlayGolf
    @WhyDoIPlayGolf 5 років тому +545

    The look on the youngest dudes face when he’s saying the numbers

  • @tonywords6713
    @tonywords6713 2 роки тому +14

    That cut at 1:27 of the guy checking his watch and "the answers yes" is so perfect

  • @davidlehre
    @davidlehre 5 років тому +481

    Best part 3:45
    “My wife is a homosapien”
    (Pause) “alright respect”
    😂😂😂

  • @rikjamesguitare
    @rikjamesguitare 6 років тому +2520

    I feel bad for the young dude...he didn't get to participate much lol. Just facial expressions of horror

    • @Divine_R
      @Divine_R 6 років тому +103

      Rik James Zupko He looks at this interview nearly 20 years later today and rejoices

    • @nadominhoca
      @nadominhoca 5 років тому +110

      He is absolutely in shock.. its so freaking good!

    • @Melik1100
      @Melik1100 5 років тому +140

      its funny cause the elders are reacting natural and the young dude is like "are these the kind of questions that the old and wise answer?"

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 5 років тому +47

      I think he realizes what Ali is doing

    • @DIBZ111
      @DIBZ111 5 років тому +9

      which one went to prison? I have my suspicions...
      edit: i just looked it up and of course I was right. It was the grifter and the guy who left the floater haha

  • @deviantoutcast
    @deviantoutcast Рік тому +8

    4:14 That facial expression of mixed indignation, sadness, disappointment and dejection - the delivery, performed flawlessly as if a genuinely automated response. Priceless! 🤣

  • @zorkan111
    @zorkan111 5 років тому +1816

    Asks why monkeys don't give birth to humans.
    A minute later says "I'm surprised by how illogical your question is".
    The banana question was a genius piece of satire.

    •  4 роки тому +33

      12345soccerguy your lack of understanding of sciences isn’t a valid argument against it. Speaks like a scientist but contradicts the real scientists. Yeah completely logical bruv!

    • @HSMak
      @HSMak 4 роки тому +38

      12345soccerguy - humans did not come from apes ya bafoon. We have a common ancestor.
      Go complain to Jesus why he failed to enlighten you, bruv.

    • @fransiric4124
      @fransiric4124 4 роки тому +14

      @12345soccerguy yes humans have the same genes as apes which indicates we share a common ancestor. You answered your own question buffoon. And you failed to point any holes in the evoĺution theory. Stick to soccer my guy you arent any good for anything else.

    • @fransiric4124
      @fransiric4124 4 роки тому +10

      @12345soccerguy lmao creationists. Do you even think about what you write? We share similar features. Hmmmm I wonder why that is. And there is no way by which we are related to differently built species? Are you for real? First off all living things are or are built out of cells. And second off we share the same organs as all kinds of species. And you think of evolution as just getting or just suddenly losing an organ. That is not the way it works at all. You think the same illogical way as the guy in the video. Changes dont just spring out at once. They happen over a million of years through small changes that dont affect the function of the organism greatly, but still have an impact on survivability. And the core of this is that common design patterns imply common ancestry but through your argument of creation which can explain common design but actually holds no value because it is based on your belief you try to proove how you are in the right and our theory is "full of holes". But at the end of the day peoples belief doesnt provide proof and it only goes against the evidence of science. You never actually pointed out any flaws of the evolution theory you just said nonsensical stuff that shows a bad understanding of the evolution theory.And the evidence is that we are animals just like others and we all share the same beggining. Take a biology class instead of going to the church.

    • @fransiric4124
      @fransiric4124 4 роки тому +3

      @12345soccerguy I surely do use my intelligence unlike some people that don't even have it(read: you). You have again missed my point completely and you again say that people cannot evolve from amoebas or that same genes do not imply common ancestry which is just completely wrong. And you failed to actually explain why it doesn't happen you just said it doesn't. Arguing with you would just be wasting time, like yelling into a hole. I hope one day you realise how nonsensical you are and stop founding your scientific beliefs upon religion. Cya

  • @benjaminthvedt7923
    @benjaminthvedt7923 4 роки тому +295

    "That is ridiculous! That is pure Religion!"
    *pushes creationism*

    • @zanecarlson2285
      @zanecarlson2285 4 роки тому +11

      Sam well this is a pretty shitty thing to do. God doesn’t call us to give people fliers. He calls us to build relationships and show we are Christians through the way we act and treat others, and in doing so will make others go “I want to be like that guy” and then you introduce them into it. I hope you rethink your approach because this just feels like you’re trying to hit a quota.

    • @angithanilkumar
      @angithanilkumar 3 роки тому +4

      @@zanecarlson2285 Well there's different religions in the world and they all have different stories of creation. One can argue that they're version is the truth but there's no real evidence that says this one is the truth and others are lies. Until humanity finds that answer, we'll all be pointing fingers at each other.

    • @ronnieb1837
      @ronnieb1837 3 роки тому +6

      @@angithanilkumar They're not lies, they're believed as truths because it's what they 'learned'. They're all made up by someone...

    • @nikk2472
      @nikk2472 3 роки тому +1

      WOOOT???

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 роки тому +5

      @@zanecarlson2285 If a god actually existed then I'm pretty sure that we wouldn't have to search for it or need to have "faith."

  • @stevemorse108
    @stevemorse108 3 роки тому +9

    The look on the youngest scientist's face is priceless....he he is astounded that anyone would be so thick as Ali G. How Sacha Cohen keeps a straight face is amazing.

  • @leorickt.9604
    @leorickt.9604 6 років тому +133

    This is the best bit in Da Ali G Show. Not only are the guests reactions, but the mere fact that he constructed the pannel to have a creationist on it is comedic genius

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks Рік тому +1

      Not to mention having the (convicted felon) creationist trying to low-key clear himself of the accusation that he didn't flush the toilet after going

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 6 років тому +666

    Ali G going mad with the numbers haha.

    • @rikjamesguitare
      @rikjamesguitare 6 років тому +11

      Kakarot can all those numbers be multiplied without blowin up?

    • @chrispybaked
      @chrispybaked 6 років тому +6

      Quick Maf

  • @sk8punk318
    @sk8punk318 4 роки тому +51

    It’s so ridiculous he almost lost it while saying “nine nine nine nine nine nine nine ...” 😂

    • @cefb8923
      @cefb8923 3 роки тому +7

      Ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve 3 роки тому +2

      @@cefb8923 no, wait... you gotta let 'im finish... you dunno what's coming nexx

  • @nninjastrike2127
    @nninjastrike2127 6 років тому +449

    He ain't got no techmology, you can check out his website.

  • @TheBerylknight
    @TheBerylknight 4 роки тому +101

    lol, this is funny. The little guy with brown hair and glasses was looking around like he couldn't believe what was happening.

  • @12seahawks12
    @12seahawks12 4 роки тому +54

    Ali g was my fav. Had this whole dvd set. It confuses me how borat and bruno made it longer. Ali g is the best of his characters. Needs a comeback.

    • @caninecurry5823
      @caninecurry5823 3 роки тому +2

      Ain't he too famous ?... though, thinking about it, he could probably still convince a good portion of the USA. Lol

    • @12seahawks12
      @12seahawks12 3 роки тому +2

      @@caninecurry5823 how do you explain Borat. Lol

    • @ballguy1527
      @ballguy1527 3 роки тому +1

      @@caninecurry5823 Halla, skjer?

  • @LtheDetective
    @LtheDetective 5 років тому +258

    One of the best trollers before trolling became trending

    • @mserpico88
      @mserpico88 5 років тому

      You might want to check out some videos of Andy Kaufmann .

  • @yvonne1359
    @yvonne1359 4 роки тому +376

    Dude in the red tie is chill. He thinks it’s funny

    • @LalaBee4now
      @LalaBee4now 4 роки тому +13

      The young guy says nothing, great expressions. Realized I was following him on climate change. @jdbau

    • @arjitjere1559
      @arjitjere1559 3 роки тому

      And young guy is exact opposite lol

    • @nunyabiz6925
      @nunyabiz6925 3 роки тому

      Yeah he was da best

  • @IAmRitmo
    @IAmRitmo 2 роки тому +8

    "I ain't pointing any fingers" .. Literally pointing all his fingers 🤣 5:48

  • @unclepoopoof25
    @unclepoopoof25 6 років тому +369

    1:28 LOOK AT THE FLICK OF THE WRIST

  • @lewisedgar11
    @lewisedgar11 4 роки тому +179

    “Yo, speak to the hand cause the face ain’t listening yo”

  • @oosa358
    @oosa358 3 роки тому +3

    This is the best quality I’ve ever seen of an Ali G video

  • @mrkilwag
    @mrkilwag 6 років тому +295

    ten years ago I was sitting with my buddys smoking weed and watching this and rolling on the floor, I am now totaly sober and I can't stop laughing...shit I'm old, but fortunately that's just a number

    • @dr.specht5895
      @dr.specht5895 6 років тому +52

      I sincerely hope your age is not ten ten ten ten nine nine nine eight hundred hundred thousand millions^^^

    • @fredericksharon5095
      @fredericksharon5095 6 років тому +2

      Hell yeah still makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 років тому +1

      If you really want to feel old, the show actually came out almost 20 years ago. The UK version.

    • @ssc3360
      @ssc3360 5 років тому +1

      "just a number". Just what a nonce would say...

    • @JarrodDSchneider
      @JarrodDSchneider 5 років тому +1

      nine nine nine nine nine nine eight nine nine...

  • @StormCentre88
    @StormCentre88 5 років тому +85

    1:57 - that utterly gobsmacked look is priceless.

    • @odtuhan
      @odtuhan 4 роки тому +1

      He cant believe what he is seeing

  • @guanqiaowang7586
    @guanqiaowang7586 4 роки тому +19

    This what it's like when I talk to my professor about my research project.

  • @blackcircle1333
    @blackcircle1333 5 років тому +365

    Invited him on the show and accuses him of not flushing. ROTFL

  • @albino5995
    @albino5995 4 роки тому +206

    It takes a smart man to make everyone in the room think he’s the dumbest. Plus, why is this being recommended to me 10 years later? 😂😂

    • @lordmarcusrax
      @lordmarcusrax 4 роки тому +7

      Either a smart man, or a really dumb man.

    • @senorcoonster
      @senorcoonster 4 роки тому +1

      Because it never gets old

    • @nagualdesign
      @nagualdesign 4 роки тому +1

      It was recommended because you like Ali G, obviously. It might have recommended it sooner but you only joined UA-cam 4 years ago. Pretty silly question really.

    • @nutelly6255
      @nutelly6255 4 роки тому

      UA-cam decided you were finally ready...

    • @yawarhussain7219
      @yawarhussain7219 3 роки тому

      Maybe he is

  • @HolySoopCoolers
    @HolySoopCoolers 3 роки тому +8

    I remember watching this episode in bed one night and I’ve been saying ‘Tekmology’ ever since hahaha. My dad still gets pissed when he hears me say it lol.

  • @RyGuyMemes
    @RyGuyMemes 5 років тому +73

    "You say that but there's evidence backstage to the contrary. Was it you?" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @PrimoStracciatella
      @PrimoStracciatella 5 років тому +3

      I wonder if Ali actually checked before filming if any of them went to the loo backstage...

  • @cman101892
    @cman101892 5 років тому +66

    "Techmology... What is it all about?" That's all it took to get me 😂 first 30 seconds

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 3 роки тому +12

    "My wife is a homosapien"
    "Ohh yeh? Respec"

  • @yasmine4026
    @yasmine4026 6 років тому +1107

    I’m dying. How are they falling for this??? How can a group of grown men POSSIBLY fall for this?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shirazisam455
      @shirazisam455 6 років тому +330

      Probably the same way I might fall for your profile picture :)

    • @fredericksharon5095
      @fredericksharon5095 6 років тому +23

      It's a long story.. happened back in 2000.. and iam too lazy to type the whole thing.. google how he gets smart people in his interview 🤙

    • @cjbay26
      @cjbay26 6 років тому +74

      Yo, speak to the hand cause the face ain’t listening

    • @yasmine4026
      @yasmine4026 6 років тому +6

      @@cjbay26 lmfaooooo I'm weak

    • @TheMrKevip
      @TheMrKevip 6 років тому +1

      ay respect

  • @James-cg4jo
    @James-cg4jo 4 роки тому +52

    5 seconds in, “tech-mology” I’m dying 😂

  • @pitlempens1741
    @pitlempens1741 4 роки тому +19

    Genius how Sacha gets the creationist involved with the "floater" questions just because he doesn't want to be on tv as the guy who didn't flush the toilet

  • @errorcomix3478
    @errorcomix3478 6 років тому +246

    3:43 this guy is just along for Ali G's wild ride

    • @stasia2706
      @stasia2706 6 років тому +26

      His mind just looks completely blown.

    • @ryp1562
      @ryp1562 5 років тому +5

      Looks like Elon musk if we went the drug route.

  • @elburritomonster
    @elburritomonster 5 років тому +61

    I’m so glad this is popping up in my recommended in 2020

    • @johna2932
      @johna2932 4 роки тому

      Oliver Paterson right? Me too. Hmmmmm this is interesting isn’t it?

  • @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u
    @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u Рік тому +2

    I could watch these guys go back and forth for hours . Would love to see the unedited version

  • @Ye4rZero
    @Ye4rZero 5 років тому +33

    I wonder if these guys watch this interview now and say "lol he really got us"

  • @factstrumpfeelings8077
    @factstrumpfeelings8077 5 років тому +272

    Do you eat bananas, did it for me.. Darwin could have saved himself a lot of effort, if he’d have thought of that...

  • @bexanne99
    @bexanne99 4 роки тому +17

    He’s a comedy genius! The look on the younger man’s face pretty much throughout was hilarious but at 3:44 it’s the best. He is completely bewildered by Ali G. 😂😂😂

    • @ripvangu
      @ripvangu 4 роки тому

      my fav part too

  • @Scott767300
    @Scott767300 4 роки тому +19

    How Cohen keeps a straight face through all of skits over the years is amazing!

  • @meganaxelia
    @meganaxelia 5 років тому +98

    This is the funniest thing I think I’ve ever seen, my sides hurt, everyone in the canteen was looking at me😂

    • @leszeknowak9434
      @leszeknowak9434 5 років тому +5

      Same here.
      I am rather calm and cool-headed person but I am right now laying on the floor with tears all over my face and I just can't stop laughing and I am laying here for about 10 minutes and this video is only 7 minutes.
      Sasha.
      Thank you.
      This video is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

    • @Dj87887
      @Dj87887 4 роки тому +1

      Vets vs. Veterinarians is amazing! You need to watch that one!

    • @Ali-gz9km
      @Ali-gz9km 4 роки тому

      whats that last name how u pronounce it

    • @messwithgame17
      @messwithgame17 4 роки тому

      @@leszeknowak9434 yoo holy fucc same , ive never laughed this hard before

  • @2010haynes
    @2010haynes 4 роки тому +4

    The old guy beside the blue jacket guy is such a g, stays so chill

  • @ChestMenasYraMldc
    @ChestMenasYraMldc 5 років тому +247

    Why this gold is randomly recommended for me?

    • @jmoasae4738
      @jmoasae4738 5 років тому +13

      ChestMenas u diserve it son, enjoy and dont forget to come back once in a while

  • @termite122
    @termite122 5 років тому +18

    how he keeps a straight face thru all this always amazed me..hes in his zone...

  • @514HiphopHead
    @514HiphopHead Рік тому +1

    Love how Ali G's super-charisma just imposes "respect" from everyone when he comes foward to do a pound with them.

  • @joaotadeufontes9008
    @joaotadeufontes9008 4 роки тому +129

    Kent Hovind finally understands what it's like speaking to him about science

    • @brandonseff6044
      @brandonseff6044 4 роки тому +2

      João Tadeu Fontes underrated comment

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 4 роки тому

      Brandon Seff overused reply

    • @franciscoprieto9572
      @franciscoprieto9572 4 роки тому +5

      The discussion Kent is having with Ali G probably resembles the debates he has with the Professors on evolution. Ali G is probably a little bit smarter than them though.

    • @joaotadeufontes9008
      @joaotadeufontes9008 4 роки тому +2

      @@franciscoprieto9572 what do you mean ? Are you seriously saying evolution isn't true?

    • @anthonylombardo4829
      @anthonylombardo4829 4 роки тому +2

      @@joaotadeufontes9008 it's a theory. Micro evolution is true and proven but macro evolution isn't. Huge difference

  • @That-OneStrangeGuy
    @That-OneStrangeGuy 4 роки тому +237

    “Covering it with paper eint alrigh”
    “I eint pointing fingers, but I think it was you”
    “Shame on you”

  • @user-tc4ns9zi6q
    @user-tc4ns9zi6q 4 роки тому +10

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank God for Ali G

  • @Megaghost_
    @Megaghost_ 5 років тому +40

    When he accused the creationist of not flushing the toilet I choked on the water I was drinking, I almost die!

  • @dereknyc4402
    @dereknyc4402 5 років тому +86

    "my wife is a homosapien"..."alright, respect" loll

  • @NickB-md1oy
    @NickB-md1oy 4 роки тому +14

    “Would it be possible to multiply TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN-“
    “Yes.”
    “-TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN...”

  • @harkiratnanda26
    @harkiratnanda26 5 років тому +42

    3:17 "Yo, speak to the hand, dis face ain't listenin' yo." 😂

  • @atourdeforce
    @atourdeforce 4 роки тому +218

    5:36 he ALMOST broke character. Lol how he is able to hold in laughter some times I'll never know. 🤣🤣

    • @BareClause
      @BareClause 4 роки тому +24

      Yeah his voice was cracking lol

    • @JohnDoe10350
      @JohnDoe10350 4 роки тому +9

      @@BareClause I think it was intentional. To signal that he's furious over the floater.

    • @atourdeforce
      @atourdeforce 4 роки тому +3

      @joseph mengele04 You're an idiot!! 🤣

    • @martinhorvath4117
      @martinhorvath4117 4 роки тому

      @@atourdeforce No, he's right.

    • @atourdeforce
      @atourdeforce 4 роки тому +1

      @@martinhorvath4117 Youre an idiot to, 😂

  • @davidlehre
    @davidlehre 4 роки тому +19

    When he says “shame on you” the second time I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pokecatch03
    @Pokecatch03 4 роки тому +875

    Crazy how the creationist makes sure that Ali G isn’t the dumbest guy in the room

    • @muchi1465
      @muchi1465 4 роки тому +1

      : - ) )

    • @greatkali5866
      @greatkali5866 4 роки тому +29

      and at the same time he tries to be smartest and fails :D

    • @robbyddurham1624
      @robbyddurham1624 4 роки тому +26

      I suspect that the creation guy is a charlatan and plays the role to take money from creationist. He's been in enough debates and studied his script so well.

    • @222browneyes
      @222browneyes 4 роки тому +30

      He's a convicted criminal called Kent Hovind. Funny how so many Evangelical preachers get into trouble with tax evasion

    • @rusty6899
      @rusty6899 4 роки тому +2

      @@222browneyes I immediately recognized Kent Hovind. Regarding the tax thing, I think they all seem to have some weird belief that federal income tax is unconstitutional and doesn’t have to be paid (I’m not sure of what they use to justify this claim). The IRS disagrees.

  • @utilitymonster8267
    @utilitymonster8267 5 років тому +74

    5:33 He almost laughed: ''Was it... [: ...was it you?''

  • @lilspliffster88
    @lilspliffster88 4 роки тому +5

    Yea ALOTTA of them are very talented

  • @ssa6227
    @ssa6227 6 років тому +84

    Floater one got me. LOL
    So funny it really shocked the panel. Genius

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 5 років тому +4

      Why you're even talking about that in the comments section blows my mind.

  • @jonathanfowler2932
    @jonathanfowler2932 4 роки тому +13

    'I haven't finished, you don't know what I was going to say.'
    'divided by zero.'

  • @aalires
    @aalires 2 роки тому +4

    “Multiplied by 99910101010…”
    “Yes.”
    “…without blowing up??”
    🤣💀

  • @oshii3585
    @oshii3585 4 роки тому +13

    This guy is so good at keeping in character.