Borat - S01E05 - Baseball

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  • with the national anthem :)

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  • @kev9089798767
    @kev9089798767 13 років тому +492

    I love how he's just making up that national anthem as he goes along.

  • @Kyle-21-
    @Kyle-21- 8 років тому +438

    He's an improv legend..a true generational comedic fuckin genius

  • @dkohan01
    @dkohan01 10 років тому +396

    Greatest troll of all time.

  • @tomtonka1915
    @tomtonka1915 9 років тому +227

    It's actually a beautiful song he's singing.

  • @johngonzalez624
    @johngonzalez624 Рік тому +97

    Borat's sneak attacks never work, but they're hilarious!!!

  • @cainpoe
    @cainpoe 7 років тому +371

    He would of never stopped singing if no one tried to stop him

    • @tamimghilzai8221
      @tamimghilzai8221 2 роки тому +10

      CAN I TOUCH ??? ::))))))

    • @axd2312
      @axd2312 Рік тому +10

      Of or have? Are you English?

    • @CL-vx9dr
      @CL-vx9dr 3 місяці тому

      Would have* not would of

  • @TheStubbyPencil
    @TheStubbyPencil 10 років тому +206

    America's sport is baseballs.

  • @camerongage1237
    @camerongage1237 Рік тому +195

    They showed a lot of respect to him singing his “national anthem “. Says a lot about those people.

    • @unnamedsoldier5446
      @unnamedsoldier5446 Рік тому +7

      you forgot to put " before word respect

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN Рік тому +7

      This was before 2001, the Bill Clinton years

    • @KoolKatInTown
      @KoolKatInTown Рік тому +1

      ​@unnamedsoldier5446 why would you assume it's done out of sarcasm?

    • @nikolaip5834
      @nikolaip5834 Рік тому +5

      unlike the rodeo scene haha

    • @axd2312
      @axd2312 Рік тому +1

      Lmao no you have no idea about "those people" 😂

  • @hardcoreromeo2111
    @hardcoreromeo2111 Рік тому +64

    I like how he hangs on to his clip board while he wrastles

    • @Romcitos
      @Romcitos Рік тому

      Он же журналист....

  • @themodernholmes1735
    @themodernholmes1735 4 роки тому +131

    Borat in the locker room is priceless.

    • @ShaithMaster
      @ShaithMaster Рік тому +8

      How on earth he got away with talking about his chram is beyond me 😂

  • @yuriy1559
    @yuriy1559 9 років тому +154

    Shoot dog, then party.
    -Borat

  • @MrNiss
    @MrNiss Рік тому +11

    The cop "That's not me" Your mustache says different.

  • @slytown
    @slytown 15 років тому +59

    Kazakhstan, greatest exporter of potassium!

  • @lukeycc67
    @lukeycc67 14 років тому +44

    that high five made me spit my heineken everywhere from laughing

    • @BeesKneesBenjamin
      @BeesKneesBenjamin Рік тому +6

      I hope 12 years later now you got better taste for beer...

    • @dirtyoldmano
      @dirtyoldmano Рік тому +4

      ​@@BeesKneesBenjamin he dead from drinking too many fermented horse urine

    • @ebisu8824
      @ebisu8824 Рік тому

      🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @pulakification
      @pulakification Рік тому

      @@BeesKneesBenjaminhe is a AA member now, taking each day as it comes.

  • @TutKatan
    @TutKatan 12 років тому +375

    He's singing "Get up lazy guy, and go to work" in Hebrew.

    • @ab-bi7qq
      @ab-bi7qq 3 роки тому +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cbhlde
      @cbhlde Рік тому +14

      What chuzpe! ;) Greetings from 2023 Germany. :)

    • @beardlessodin945
      @beardlessodin945 Рік тому +19

      @@cbhlde what about 1933 Germany?

    • @hahahahahohohoho5085
      @hahahahahohohoho5085 Рік тому +33

      I speak hebrew and it took me a minute to figure out what he's saying, but it cracked me up when i did.

    • @iLolek10
      @iLolek10 Рік тому +18

      ​@@hahahahahohohoho5085 But first words are in polish.
      He sung like: Kazakhstan Kazakhstan you can do it this way.

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 2 роки тому +29

    He never let go of the clipboard when he was ‘taken out’ genius, 😅😅😅

  • @blackrose881
    @blackrose881 16 років тому +32

    amazing how he can do that on the spot! very nice!

  • @iceost541
    @iceost541 10 років тому +145

    fucking genius

  • @roge69charger
    @roge69charger 12 років тому +82

    Sacha has a lot of guts doing what he does! I don't hardly think any entertainer could pull off what he's done! ^5!

    • @praedythsrevenge2439
      @praedythsrevenge2439 7 років тому +3

      Roger Bono just Kaufman

    • @nikolayvelikov4133
      @nikolayvelikov4133 Рік тому

      None like him:) others- of course, it is a wide world, but sascha is some kind of genius in my opinion

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy Рік тому

      He’s got chutzpah that’s for sure!

  • @lolabk7859
    @lolabk7859 12 років тому +44

    "I have 50,000 tampon, no applicato...do you think he will mind...no applicato?" Ahahahahhaha

  • @A-Dubs398
    @A-Dubs398 11 років тому +40

    OMG! the national anthem part was probably the funniest thing I've seen in my life!

  • @SuperGravey
    @SuperGravey 15 років тому +13

    Borat is the greatest full credit to him. Crazy man!

  • @ShaulAlSheik
    @ShaulAlSheik 7 років тому +153

    Singing another country's made up anthem... priceless

  • @nellswell
    @nellswell 2 роки тому +8

    "You win me...thank you."

  • @ostsweinen5240
    @ostsweinen5240 10 років тому +102

    The first bit with the national anthem was painful to watch

  • @dperl5640
    @dperl5640 Рік тому +7

    "Fuck you!" absolutely funniest part! You can tell he is trying to impress the fan lol

  • @makaveli087
    @makaveli087 16 років тому +8

    LMFAO! One of the best ones on this guys channel! The End is hilarious.

  • @countsmyth
    @countsmyth 8 років тому +26

    Jesus it was so uncomfortable after the wrestling!

  • @efilwv1635
    @efilwv1635 2 роки тому +21

    😂 the look on that old man’s face when he sees that ball in the air.

  • @TacoManTuesday
    @TacoManTuesday 11 років тому +41

    Bang bang skeet skeet

    • @bigearl3271
      @bigearl3271 7 років тому +6

      NIYIGGA

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran 4 місяці тому +1

      I will not move to a smaller room.

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran 4 місяці тому +1

      @@bigearl3271wat sup vanilla face.

  • @JohnSmith-cc3ud
    @JohnSmith-cc3ud Рік тому +2

    3:30 i swear that's John McGinley who played the cop in the movie "Animal" lmao

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 2 роки тому +4

    ‘What does he do….’ Genius!

  • @geodude2363
    @geodude2363 7 років тому +12

    you win me.

  • @pcorf
    @pcorf 7 років тому +6

    Borat is singing at 1:46 Astana, Astana, Almaty .... (Astana capital of Kazakhstan, Almaty largest city in Kazakhstan)

  • @wvcheer88
    @wvcheer88 15 років тому +11

    you have a crum like my friend... lmao

  • @CapnSlipp
    @CapnSlipp Рік тому +2

    0:40 I love how the music here is to the tune of Tetris.

  • @thisismyname1920
    @thisismyname1920 11 років тому +6

    "Do you a love a baseballs?"

  • @DrShit-om9fm
    @DrShit-om9fm 7 років тому +80

    Lol this national anthem is in hebrew he says get up and go to work

    • @Claudia-sk1ls
      @Claudia-sk1ls 7 років тому +11

      Haha, in Polish it sounds like he's saying "Kazakhstan Kazakhstan, nie mogę zrobić" which means "I can't do it."

    • @bennimusnetzer3618
      @bennimusnetzer3618 6 років тому +5

      This series is cancer to anyone who speaks any Slavic language. I heard "Казахстан, Казахстан, могу звонить, да", which I guess is Russian for "Yeah, I can call"

    • @bennimusnetzer3618
      @bennimusnetzer3618 6 років тому +3

      Additionally, the opening title is Russian for PSHV ISCHKFEF L FYUKSHLSH

    • @yvanyvanovich4311
      @yvanyvanovich4311 3 роки тому

      @@Claudia-sk1ls bc the Cyrillic letters are nonsense

  • @DMoneySplaaash3
    @DMoneySplaaash3 13 років тому +20

    whos the guy with the chocalate face?
    cop:eddie murphy

  • @II516IIJohn
    @II516IIJohn 12 років тому +22

    in the movie he speaks hebrew, while azimat speaks armenian

  • @Fusionfreakdrummer
    @Fusionfreakdrummer 7 років тому +3

    You win me,thank you........

  • @vanhalen4life1
    @vanhalen4life1 15 років тому +16

    3:46 the old man and borat are very funny together
    in all borat's videos when he interact with old people its get funnier

  • @mikearam5052
    @mikearam5052 7 років тому +4

    Borat: How to troll Americans 101

  • @hari123hari100
    @hari123hari100 11 років тому +1

    3:22 .."that's not me " ...I love this sentence because this is police officer with awareness

  • @marcuskohler8143
    @marcuskohler8143 8 років тому +30

    sacha baron cohen must have felt very uncomfortable in the baseball bathroom

    • @bangasou12
      @bangasou12 8 років тому +21

      u obviously never saw the movie, especially the hotel scene

    • @chrisschaller9547
      @chrisschaller9547 Рік тому

      @@bangasou12 funniest scene ever

  • @binirl8761
    @binirl8761 4 роки тому

    omfg I can't even breathe while watching these hahahaha....

  • @Kamyk1911
    @Kamyk1911 Рік тому +4

    „Kazachstan kazachstan, mogę zrobić dach” 😂😂😂

    • @axolotl-guy9801
      @axolotl-guy9801 Рік тому +1

      Is "dach" roof? Because its the same in German and Duch.

  • @Thacarshee
    @Thacarshee 6 років тому

    Love the intro so marrrcccch

  • @Shebby
    @Shebby 9 років тому +13

    Thumbs for borat 2015

  • @BlueCosmology
    @BlueCosmology 13 років тому +1

    @MrBorderfan Lol...
    Borat is a character, played by an actor from England who has never once been to Kazakhstan and has a degree in history from Cambridge (known to be the best university in the world)

  • @vademarofxeroes8416
    @vademarofxeroes8416 9 років тому +3

    I seen the film and only few episodes but it's really funny.

  • @chaostheory8942
    @chaostheory8942 9 років тому +4

    ......I OKAY!!!

  • @MrMarkhall1
    @MrMarkhall1 3 роки тому +1

    This was hilarious,he just takes the piss.

  • @ruudbouw2301
    @ruudbouw2301 Рік тому

    The song still kills me everytime 😂

  • @Amauta_626
    @Amauta_626 13 років тому +3

    US and A!
    US and A!
    US and A!

  • @LazarusWilhelm
    @LazarusWilhelm Рік тому +21

    When Borat was an artsy, genuinely funny project

  • @derewreck
    @derewreck 5 місяців тому

    “We drink like normal in Kazakhstan. We wrestle like normal in Kazakhstan and then they say “I wash you in the shower” and he washed me in the shower.” Lol

  • @Nicefoolkilla
    @Nicefoolkilla Місяць тому

    Amazing.

  • @sa7el
    @sa7el 15 років тому +1

    lol.. the i like the way he made up that national anthom.. XD

  • @marcuscrowley6496
    @marcuscrowley6496 Рік тому

    Haha! The way his suit always hangs so frumpily in any pose. I wonder how they did that.

  • @Mindsetsandreps
    @Mindsetsandreps Рік тому +3

    Lmao the dude just hands Borat a live mic and walks away?!

  • @watchdealer11
    @watchdealer11 7 років тому +3

    This makes my khrum hurt

  • @a11agash1
    @a11agash1 7 років тому +1

    This is the funniest one lol

  • @juniorsve
    @juniorsve 13 років тому +1

    our sport - shurik :DDD

  • @gregchance324
    @gregchance324 14 років тому

    we shoot dogs in a feild and then have a party!! That might be the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life... i was just crying of laughter!!

  • @tommetje13
    @tommetje13 16 років тому +2

    lol the face when he lost the wrestle lmfao

  • @jounikyy7715
    @jounikyy7715 Місяць тому

    sport is new religion

  • @djneedles000
    @djneedles000 Рік тому +2

    🐐

  • @BoratSagdiyevBilo
    @BoratSagdiyevBilo 11 років тому +24

    Why you laugh?

    • @Wok_Agenda
      @Wok_Agenda 6 років тому +2

      Borat Sagdiyev funny in my country baseballs mean vageen so we say my like your baseballs

  • @barbadoskado2769
    @barbadoskado2769 4 місяці тому

    multi layered stuff right here

  • @themodernholmes1735
    @themodernholmes1735 4 роки тому +4

    Well at least he didn't do the American anthem with the lyrics he used in his film. Otherwise he'd be in more trouble.

  • @MasterChief-xs9yg
    @MasterChief-xs9yg Рік тому +1

    Honestly the original borat tv show were pretty wholesome

  • @cindylou3524
    @cindylou3524 7 років тому +2

    no sad no sad... happy

  • @dregss
    @dregss Рік тому +2

    This is the kind of humor I miss

  • @bilybastrd
    @bilybastrd 8 років тому +10

    I laugh every time 3:44

    • @J3MOdh3NOWX3S
      @J3MOdh3NOWX3S 8 років тому +3

      At what exactly? The pitcher?

    • @J3MOdh3NOWX3S
      @J3MOdh3NOWX3S 8 років тому +3

      Now 3:49 - 3:53 is funny shit

    • @bilybastrd
      @bilybastrd 8 років тому

      no the fuck you part I misjudged the time

    • @prizma45
      @prizma45 2 роки тому +1

      @@J3MOdh3NOWX3S that's not it either

  • @ImaynTV
    @ImaynTV Рік тому +1

    Kazakhstan national anthem is real great

  • @plasticboy81
    @plasticboy81 13 років тому

    you are very stroooong^^

  • @oscardeleon253
    @oscardeleon253 15 років тому +1

    Sacha boran is the guy who made the Ali g character, borat character, and Bruno character

  • @ownSystem
    @ownSystem Рік тому

    4:15 lol 😂 what tampons 😂

  • @WhattAreYouSaying
    @WhattAreYouSaying Рік тому

    No sad, no sad! Happy!

  • @Gjallarhorn84
    @Gjallarhorn84 Рік тому +1

    *You win me*

  • @Boobalopbop
    @Boobalopbop 13 років тому +1

    @aporkeatinjew ... No applicator! Thats the best... Where does he come up with this??!?! LOL

  • @josmclove4426
    @josmclove4426 2 роки тому +2

    I OKAY!!!....I made joke,you think I hurt?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Priceless👌

  • @cymro6537
    @cymro6537 Місяць тому

    3:38 "What is name of man with chocolate face who plays cop "

  • @rajeeb3500
    @rajeeb3500 Рік тому

    Verse 2 really picked up😂

  • @MrAllmightyCornholioz
    @MrAllmightyCornholioz 12 років тому

    Kum bachur atzel vetze la'avodah
    Kum bachur atzel vetze la'avodah
    Kum kum vetze la'avodah
    Kum kum vetze la'avodah
    Kukuriku kukuriku tarnegol kara
    Al yad hamachaneh kara hatarnegol
    Ku ku kara hatarnegol
    Kukuriku kukuriku tarnegol kara

  • @baker1384
    @baker1384 13 років тому +2

    LMFAO !! "ur Khhrum looks like my friends, Can i touch " Ha ha ha ha ha

  • @nicholeleekolovanigruber2678
    @nicholeleekolovanigruber2678 Рік тому +1

    PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT but know your BODIES LIMITATIONS.......BE VERY PERFECT....... KOLOVANI

  • @TheGordonizer
    @TheGordonizer 12 років тому

    Astana and Almaty are cities in Kazakhstan.

  • @MrsPopeJohnPaul
    @MrsPopeJohnPaul 15 років тому +1

    .........I OKAY!

  • @Noodlepony
    @Noodlepony 13 років тому

    Ah very nice!

  • @SteveyW0nder
    @SteveyW0nder 14 років тому

    @rujtj It's from Da Ali G show, this is probably from around 2002.

  • @VRGamercz
    @VRGamercz 17 років тому

    thats realy great go borat!!!

  • @rhyno4eva
    @rhyno4eva 15 років тому

    HIGH FIVE! *claps mascots hand*

  • @ace-sf9ye
    @ace-sf9ye 7 років тому +1

    you win me hahahah

  • @1cme1
    @1cme1 15 років тому +1

    its a baseball team, of course they shower together.

  • @hdjghasgaj
    @hdjghasgaj 11 років тому +2

    ''I love USA! I love USA! I love SEX! I love USA!'' XDDDD

  • @mv0gel
    @mv0gel 7 років тому

    "WHAT DOES HE DO?" oh my god so funny

  • @TheMissfriss
    @TheMissfriss 13 років тому +1

    High five ! ;D

  • @manniman82
    @manniman82 15 років тому

    @slavahonda He's born in west London actually...