Stephen Merchant could have stood up slowly from his seat and towered over those boys, and I bet they would have cowered like he was the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Ah, I thought I'd heard the "where's a tsunami when you need one" line before. At least he didn't take someone else's bit, and use it in a stand-up special, like Ricky did with Karl's 'Give a goat to an African for Christmas' thought.
I had an almost identical experience to Stephen Merchant. I went to see The Return of the Jedi in a theater two years ago and a couple of teenagers sat right in front of my wife and I and talked at full volume the whole time while I sat there just steaming because I couldn't focus on the movie at all. When the movie ended, I said to them "Hey, did you guys like the movie?" And they said they did, and I said "Maybe next time, you'll shut the fuck up during it," and walked away. Stephen and I are apparently just a couple oflike-minded old, bitter, grumpy men - assholes, in other words haha. I was 33 at the time, for reference.
Bravo! Years ago, a friend of mine asked the two people sat behind us to be quiet during the movie multiple times, getting slightly angrier each time. Finally he just turned round and poured his super-size Coke into their laps. I spent the rest of the movie a little bit terrified, wondering if he'd lost his mind. When I asked him about it afterwards he cheerfully explained that if you pour your drink on someone, they have to leave the screening so they can get it cleaned up - problem solved! I don't know if that's less scary or more so. Personally, I just ask people to stop talking in the most stentorian voice I can muster. Oh, and if you can put on a Glaswegian accent, that also helps.
I searched far and wide but for the life of me, I can't find the full show on UA-cam.. Could you upload the entire thing by any chance? That really would be greatly appreciated. 😅
And he said the tsunami comment back in 2003 but saying that how many other celebs would know about what you said 20 years ago on a obscure radio show 🤣
@@censusgaryfor some reason UA-cam had your comment semi censored, maybe they're not used to the word plough being used that way when referring to Boris...
I often hear good comedians talking about how bad comedians go after applause instead of laughs. As someone who tends to only watch good comedians, I've never seen an example of this, until seeing Katherine Ryan in this clip, laying into Matt Hancock. I totally agree with her, but still, I came for the jokes.
😅 glad it wasn't just me, they take it too far with the woke stuff. Saw a mute american comic the other day.... he was just holding his phone up to the mic while it read off a list of jokes 😑
So "Public vote Matt Hancock third in ______ final"? I don't have the context to make sense of this, I'm not from the UK, and don't know what it's referring to. Edit: Figured it out after some searching. It is "in Jungle final" which refers to his time on I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! which took place in a jungle.
People were getting barred from going to the minions movie wearing suits because Americans fucked up a nice thing by bringing bananas and throwing them at the screen. So In other words. America fucked up something others enjoyed... Again.
Great guests, pity Jimmy Carr is a wanker. Whenever I hear him laugh, I keep expecting to see him balance a ball on his nose, clap his flippers, and a SeaWorld trainer throw him a fish.
He looks pretty good, better than before. I assume you like only botoxed, grotesque people like Madonna and Katherine. Ooh, well.. Getting old will be a bitch for you
"It makes me furious that people enjoy themselves at the cinema."
"Well you've done a great job at stopping that."
Goddamn... leveled.
Id watch a film starring Richard ayoada and Stephen merchant.
They could be half brothers
Stephen Merchant could have stood up slowly from his seat and towered over those boys, and I bet they would have cowered like he was the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
😅 i think super hans is your man for that
lol true@@seldom_bucket
It does sound like something he’d try, then get kicked out himself for blocking other people’s view.
DAS LANKY PISSENSTREAK
his hair looks good tho!
Merch using his xfm material 20 years later. I'm here for it
Ah, I thought I'd heard the "where's a tsunami when you need one" line before.
At least he didn't take someone else's bit, and use it in a stand-up special, like Ricky did with Karl's 'Give a goat to an African for Christmas' thought.
Does Richard applaud Stephen’s story? He listens attentively but hardly comments on it. Why the weird title?
would you have clicked on "Richard Ayoade Listens Attentively To..."
Maybe “Stephen attacks two boys in a theatre” come on, make your clickbaiting titles something that (while exaggerated) actually happened 😂
@@NextSundance and they say the BBC isn’t fake news…
@@NextSundanceAbsolutely
He was applauding what Stephen merchant said before telling the story around 9:30 in the video
Maisie and Kathryn are perfect combo
"...they're sort of ehh, hhhrr, scenery."😂2:40
Richard Ayoade's joke about the Love Island guys attempt to 'bring back the double-breasted jacket' made me choke on my tea 👌😄
He is the only reason I watch the show lol
I hope Steve's got his 50p back
He paid for the keg😂
Never took advantage of those gig tickets he was sorted out with though.
Hope he got his balmy summers evening too
Going through me pockets…for 50p…
@@michaelpbuttigieg but it's not up to you OR even Mr Karl Dilkington, it's up to *Steve* . We don't want them to fall out about it...
Man I forgot what a shape wit Merchant has. It’s a shame he didn’t get more acting roles in heyday, he is and was hilarious.
Awesome seeing Rose
eyes bulging with imagined tsunamis
Richard does not age!
The year in review montage always forces me to choke back the urge to cry...from having to swallow the bit of sick that comes up.
Every. Single. Year.
@Ziggy111
It’s basically a montage of the utter bollocks that passes for civilisation in this day and age and somehow gets worse every year
I had an almost identical experience to Stephen Merchant. I went to see The Return of the Jedi in a theater two years ago and a couple of teenagers sat right in front of my wife and I and talked at full volume the whole time while I sat there just steaming because I couldn't focus on the movie at all. When the movie ended, I said to them "Hey, did you guys like the movie?" And they said they did, and I said "Maybe next time, you'll shut the fuck up during it," and walked away. Stephen and I are apparently just a couple oflike-minded old, bitter, grumpy men - assholes, in other words haha. I was 33 at the time, for reference.
Bravo! Years ago, a friend of mine asked the two people sat behind us to be quiet during the movie multiple times, getting slightly angrier each time. Finally he just turned round and poured his super-size Coke into their laps. I spent the rest of the movie a little bit terrified, wondering if he'd lost his mind. When I asked him about it afterwards he cheerfully explained that if you pour your drink on someone, they have to leave the screening so they can get it cleaned up - problem solved! I don't know if that's less scary or more so.
Personally, I just ask people to stop talking in the most stentorian voice I can muster. Oh, and if you can put on a Glaswegian accent, that also helps.
I’ve wanted to watch 2022 episode again but it was pulled after a week or so.
is that why i can't find it?! Crap!
it's on the channel 4 website as far as I can see.
@@JuddPlays I’m not in the uk
@@shaner2221 ohhh fair enough, where would it be able to watch otherwise? here on youtube?
@@shaner2221get a vpn
I searched far and wide but for the life of me, I can't find the full show on UA-cam.. Could you upload the entire thing by any chance? That really would be greatly appreciated. 😅
I’m sayin! Which one is this?
I also can't stand people in the theaters as of recent. It's like movie theater etiquette doesn't exist anymore as well as manners and respect.
Its time to make a stand
They need Karl Pilkington on one of these
This is how I find out that Miranda Cosgrove did not originally sing About You Now
Answers would be great😊
Thanks.
He’s still riding off the cinema stuff from xfm
“I went to see Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon…”
And he said the tsunami comment back in 2003 but saying that how many other celebs would know about what you said 20 years ago on a obscure radio show 🤣
OW OLD WAS HE AGAIN?!
@@michaelpbuttigieg Well if he’s 48 this year that means last year he was 47
@@michaelpbuttigieg oh it's not subtitled is it?
Too bad the full episode isn't on UA-cam for us non UK people to watch:(
Use a VPN, we have to for the same reason
where is the full!?
Any leads on where we can find the full episode? Asking for Canada.
Sure. Watch the Quebec version ;)
Oh wow, it's the original third sugababe.
i heard wolverhampton and knew it’ll be liam payne 😭
Why not just upload the full episode, for all that you've edited down?
Rack off with these revolving comments!
OOOOO CHIMPANZEE THAT!!!
Steven Merchant
People watch love island ? We bag that 💩 in Australia
Yeahhhh....your TV hits are beyond reproach in Oz....
What's the scene at 0:56?
Marvels moon knight on disney plus.
@@teddycornerproductions3095 thank you!
It’s cryptic
More like craptic
10:00
Never saw this one, what year was it?
Edit: Nvm the Sugababes told me lol
Man alive.
Eyes bulging with imagined riches
Boris compared himself to Cincinnatus? Thats an incredible amount of narcissism.
Boris doesn’t have a plough. The political grift is all he has.
@@censusgaryfor some reason UA-cam had your comment semi censored, maybe they're not used to the word plough being used that way when referring to Boris...
@@iseriver3982 Hmm. I’m referring literally to the farm implement here.
(I almost said “tool,” but that might get censored, too. )
3:40
The “H” in “Hasta la vista” is supposed to be silent.
He’s an idiot. Putting too much faith in him was the entire problem in the first place.
He’s an idiot. Putting too much faith in him was the entire problem in the first place.
I often hear good comedians talking about how bad comedians go after applause instead of laughs. As someone who tends to only watch good comedians, I've never seen an example of this, until seeing Katherine Ryan in this clip, laying into Matt Hancock. I totally agree with her, but still, I came for the jokes.
Who is the blonde girl at 0:52
Sus
@@seldom_bucket thats not an answer
Nicola Coughlan
@@gabriellekewin7147 thank you
Actress from Bridgerton and Derry Girls 👍
wtf is your video title?
Oh wow, I missed this year of the quiz, somehow. Still scarred by the Rosie Jones experience
😅 glad it wasn't just me, they take it too far with the woke stuff.
Saw a mute american comic the other day.... he was just holding his phone up to the mic while it read off a list of jokes 😑
Jeez look at the state of the sugababes 😂
Neither.
Jimmy's eyes are wider than real and expected viewership of this program
lol nobody watched she hulk 😂
Jimmy, Stephen and Richard had a lot of work to do on that, carrying the other four.
Ohhh grandpa is singing again
Steve mate you really need some new anecdotes
I can't believe he wasn't going to see that film 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon'
What about merlin?
he in he og not the new maverick
Did they specify the new one?@@mellonmarshall
@@Imperial-Socialist yes
If I had to pick on something, it would be Katherine's makeup. Didn't really like it.
PIERS MORGAN RULES !!!!
Why is this video five years long when the thing the title refers to is only ten seconds that happens 95% of the way through and is not even funny?
Welcome to UA-cam......
Aoyade turned into an Elitist.. Deluded more like 😢
Near the day of purification a container of ashes will be thrown from the sky which will burn the land and boil the oceans
So "Public vote Matt Hancock third in ______ final"?
I don't have the context to make sense of this, I'm not from the UK, and don't know what it's referring to.
Edit: Figured it out after some searching. It is "in Jungle final" which refers to his time on I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! which took place in a jungle.
Goddamn infidels! On Love Island! Well I have never...
People were getting barred from going to the minions movie wearing suits because Americans fucked up a nice thing by bringing bananas and throwing them at the screen. So In other words. America fucked up something others enjoyed... Again.
looks like Simon Cowells brother (same plastic surgeon?)
Ol’ Jimmy new face
Great guests, pity Jimmy Carr is a wanker.
Whenever I hear him laugh, I keep expecting to see him balance a ball on his nose, clap his flippers, and a SeaWorld trainer throw him a fish.
Oooh, you are so lovely, It's probably a great pleasurer to have you around
Kathrine only moved to UK because nobody found her funny in America
She's Canadian
@@galinageorgieva8554 Even worse
Stephen Marchant is not great live
Some people have a face for radio. Masie Adam has a haircut for a planet that can’t be seen through a telescope
If merchants had work done;he wouldn't look like that
Maybe he's happy with how he looks, or is that not allowed in your strange little world?
I would Looooove to know what you look like because I'm guessing Rosie O'Donnell and Jabba the huts baby.
Oooo fight
@@KatieCatWalker says the blank profile...
He looks pretty good, better than before. I assume you like only botoxed, grotesque people like Madonna and Katherine. Ooh, well.. Getting old will be a bitch for you
That woman's hair is so ratty
The fact the audience is "uncomfortable" with American politics is weird....
Ive seen too many of these for you guys to get proper...
Eyes bulging with imagined riches
Eyes bulging with imagined riches