I really liked this one, it was really calming to listen to. Everyone had a story and took it in turns to let others speak. Sean and James seem genuine nice guys and great young talent. Also, Ricky going on about how old he is all the time - I always see him as a young at heart guy , who can get on with the younglings without coming across as an older person trying to be cool. Age is just a number and there’s loads of men Ricky’s age who are old for their age, but Ricky isn’t one of them. :)
@@al112v4 nobody said that dark humour always equates to being offensive... But in this case it does. You, as a (presumably) cis person don't get to decide what is and isn't offensive to trans people.
Reminds me of something I learnt early on in life as a very young teenager. Never be a hero, never stick up for someone getting bullied in a group you dont know cause as soon as you do they will all turn on you as they are a group and they will not accept anyone butting in, and the person being bullied will especially turn on you. Dont be a do-gooder. Found out the hard way.
Sounds like those men were messing with you Ricky. Like when they say goto the store for a glass hammer, a long weight, a bubble for a spirit level. Its those sort of things. They are messing with young men (bad choice of words)
Boy back in my secondary school Matt blanley every called him bullshit blanley after years of not seeing him I saw him at work he told everyone else he worked with his name was jay blanley hahah wtf I never called him jay he still answered to Matt lol
The way Gervais talks about the origin of the office and its core characters you would think Merchant was just there to type whatever ricky dictated. "I based Gareth on him" ect. Did Ricky and Steve have a falling out? They have not worked together for a long time, and never mention each other when they have interviews.
A Mac Steve does mention Ricky, but I think that Ricky's promoters have forbidden interviewers to ask him questions about Steve and Karl. That comment about Gareth was also just an off-hand comment and maybe Ricky did come up with the idea for Gareth. I'm sure Steve came up with other characters. It's impossible for two people to come up with a character; one person will also come up with an idea first and then it will be developed by the both of them.
Acaster had a go at Gervais the other month when I saw him do standup ...was funny and that but bit of a kick in the goolies after Ricky chucked him on here
Let me pitch an idea for a comedy sketch. Synopsis: In another dimension in the vastness of the Universe a butch lesbian conspiracy theorist 'Alexis Jones' battles lizard people, aliens, secret societies and basically battles against everyone on the planet with her sidekick President Donna Trump (first female president, and a total man hater and abuser). INT. In a studio, Alexis Jones frantically talks to a camera. Alexis I'm telling you people, we are coming close to the end of times, when our lord and saviour Jacinta will return once more to take us up to hell and send all the bad people down to heaven! Alexis pauses and gets control of her breathing. Jaw open, she stares at camera. Gasps in some air and carries on with her rant. Alexis I'm not kidding you, this is a mega evil government conspiracy! They're turning gay people straight, and straight people gay! They are turning frogs into transvestites! Alexis picks up bottle of water. Gulps a few throats of it. She stares at camera. Pours water over her head. Water drops onto her t-shirt. Like a possessed woman she jumps onto her feet and shakes her tits. She screams. Alexis Wet t-shirt competition! Yaay! She sits down, staring at camera with intense eyes. Alexis I'm sorry viewers. But this just boils my cockles! Alexis tidies up some papers on her desk. She fixes her hair. Takes a calm breath. She speaks softly. Alexis Well I have a special treat for the viewers tonight. I'm going to call our president. I have her on speed dial. She's number 1. Alexis smiles. She dials 1 on speed dial. Phone rings. EXT. Day President Donna Trump is on the green of the 13th hole of her Mar'golarge'O Golf Course. Her phone rings to the tune 'Crazy'. She bobbs head to the rhythm for a couple of seconds. Then puts it on silent, and puts phone in her front pocket. INT. In the studio Alexis looks at camera as dial tone goes onto voicemail. Voicemail (Donna Trump) This is The President, I can't take your call right now as I am probably too busy saving the world or something! I'm a very busy President. Beep. Alexis hangs up without leaving a voicemail. She smiles at camera. Alexis I'll try calling one more time. EXT. Donna Trump is on the green a few feet away from the hole. She slowly pulls back the putter. Her phone vibrates close to her groin. Surprise sensation. She sighs and swings the club, sending the ball toward and over the hole. She looks at her caddy. Donna Isn't that the most phenomenonal miss you've ever seen? The caddy puts his hands in his pockets, looks up at the sky, kicks a blade of grass and pulls a funny awkward face. Donna answers her phone. Donna I can't talk right now. I'm busy doing presidential stuff! INT. In the studio Alexis is all excited hearing Donna's voice. Alexis What are you doing? Are you in the Hexagon plotting and planning how we can beat these global lizards and vampires? Phone speaker (Donna's voice) Yes something like that! Alexis is grinning from ear to ear. Alexis Okay Madam President, I better let you get back to making Amiracle great again! Alexis smiles at camera. Then talks into phone. Alexis Do you know Madam President, somewhere in an alter universal dimension, both me and you could be men! Fade out.
Talking of music. I get into very little these days. Must be getting old haha But saying that Justin Timberlakes new album Man Of The Woods is pretty fucking cool!
RICKY!!!!!! ive listened to every xfm over an over and over and over, all the podcasts over and over.. this ricky is just boring man. i know its cliche but leave these dorks alone. go n get lanky steve n karl.. talk about set topics.. you know its a winner!!!
Fuck me Ricky get some good guests on and get some different guests on, you're supposed to have a lot of celeb type friends, get Seinfeld and Letterman on or something...
Such a pity Sirius XM is supporting the likes of Steve Bannon (Seth Rogen refused to appear there) and such a pity the great Ricky Gervais would rather block people who speak out against it than give a reason why he is not leaving the show in protest. Could it be money? Entire career making fun of people and now he's playing the liberal and helping Bannon. When will we find out he doesn't like animals. "Oh I can't have a dog cause I'm always away" yeah right... And... aren't you tired of hearing the same things?
"aren't you tired of hearing the same things?" Yes. Stop spamming the same message. How can you complain about Ricky censoring people when you're trying to do the same thing, you stupid fucking hypocrite?
Interesting to know what Ricky made of James' latest stand up... Brave little cis boy!
Sweet, James Acaster again. Gonna be a good episod!
Even though these don't compare to the podcasts or xfm (nothing will ever stand up to them tbh), I still find these really enjoyable!
Yep worth a relisten bud
James Acaster is very entertaining. This episode and the Simon Amstell one are by far the best IMO!
I really liked this one, it was really calming to listen to. Everyone had a story and took it in turns to let others speak. Sean and James seem genuine nice guys and great young talent. Also, Ricky going on about how old he is all the time - I always see him as a young at heart guy , who can get on with the younglings without coming across as an older person trying to be cool. Age is just a number and there’s loads of men Ricky’s age who are old for their age, but Ricky isn’t one of them. :)
James Acaster is always a great guest!
Yay! James Acaster again. I love him.
Classic Alistair
James should be a guest on every episode. Either that or Ricky should just do a podcast with him.
james is like a perfect cross between Karl and Steve
Always great listening thanks
James Acaster........genuinely funny man! Well played Sir!
Came here after watching certain video of James ‘bashing' on Ricky's stick. Can’t tell if he was being serious or not.
Oh yeah he was serious. And he was right for sure
@@Sam-yy6yw How exactly?
@@al112v4 could you tell what exactly he was wrong about?
@@Sam-yy6yw Dark humor = offensive? Good logic behind that.
@@al112v4 nobody said that dark humour always equates to being offensive... But in this case it does. You, as a (presumably) cis person don't get to decide what is and isn't offensive to trans people.
This makes me so excited to see james next month!!
How was he? Lol
If the flat's a mess, it's a mess twice!
Now this was a genuinely funny one!
This was a great episode. Some amazing stories, more of the same please!
I can't say bien - can't say bien ... Kasabian, so they got that one.
Yolk? Oh.. oh no - yoko ono
Kneeling in a puddle in Texas.
This one was quite good, but my favourite was the episode with Karl.
Trisador9 such a troll XD
Don't toy with people!
Here before the "Wheres Karl" comments
You kinda just made one...
wheres steve
Karl is a brilliant manufactured character masquerading as a real person; after all...Ricky does have previous for this sort of thing!
I'd prefer if Ricky had a greater variety of guests like the scientists and philosophers he started the show with.
I know what you mean.
Ricky gervais plagiarised the: “don’t mug me I’ll get an erection”. From Stephen Fry. Still a great line
I think everyone has thought of it.
Haircut 100! Playing next
Damn I didn't realise how few views these get!
Ricky, get Elon Musk on!
can I make a suggestion?! James Acaster - KIck Ass 3!!
On the section where it asked about languages I speak, I put "English quite good"
Thumbelina, Thumbelina tiny little thing...
Thumbelina dance, Thumbelina sing
Thumbelina what's the difference if you're very small?
Coz when your heart is full of love, you're six feet tall
Viv Richards is the cricketer!
Ricky's found himself a couple of Karl's 😁
I've never seen an old man havin a Twix.
Christ De Burg!
Reminds me of something I learnt early on in life as a very young teenager. Never be a hero, never stick up for someone getting bullied in a group you dont know cause as soon as you do they will all turn on you as they are a group and they will not accept anyone butting in, and the person being bullied will especially turn on you. Dont be a do-gooder. Found out the hard way.
Viv Anderson!! 😂😂 near enough..
I like the free and easy vibe. It's his show he can do what he likes. But the same guests so often? After only 14 episodes?
Gareth M Found this episode even more enjoyable than the others, no need to get acquainted, straight into the stories
So apparently UA-cam Canada blocks Deadly Serious videos UNLESS listening live!!! 🙌
Why do Sean and James look like they’ve been taking hostage in the photo?
Haven't been much of a fan of these but this one was funny as fuck!
Reminder to relisten.... ;)
My name was Alice Tare and I'm a 16 year old girl... If you're going to tell the story..
Sounds like those men were messing with you Ricky. Like when they say goto the store for a glass hammer, a long weight, a bubble for a spirit level. Its those sort of things. They are messing with young men (bad choice of words)
Eyes that pop out their head......Steve
Let's watch Wendy's little programme then!!!! Sick ov ah
Boy back in my secondary school Matt blanley every called him bullshit blanley after years of not seeing him I saw him at work he told everyone else he worked with his name was jay blanley hahah wtf I never called him jay he still answered to Matt lol
Potassium Vision!
The way Gervais talks about the origin of the office and its core characters you would think Merchant was just there to type whatever ricky dictated. "I based Gareth on him" ect. Did Ricky and Steve have a falling out? They have not worked together for a long time, and never mention each other when they have interviews.
A Mac Steve does mention Ricky, but I think that Ricky's promoters have forbidden interviewers to ask him questions about Steve and Karl. That comment about Gareth was also just an off-hand comment and maybe Ricky did come up with the idea for Gareth. I'm sure Steve came up with other characters. It's impossible for two people to come up with a character; one person will also come up with an idea first and then it will be developed by the both of them.
@_Four_Horsemen is selling those on Twitter lol
We've gotta join Bupa
Aliens in Men in Black...Steve
Please do an episode with Steve and Karl
Aiden Kelly It’s not happening. He’s said as much on camera. It isn’t going to happen. I don’t think they’re friends anymore.
Even just one episode would be fucking amazing.
Languages: English - quite good.
How come Ricky tried to wrap it up and then they keep going for another 20 minutes anyway. Did he want a sandwich or something
Talking about comedy (Ricky)
Acaster had a go at Gervais the other month when I saw him do standup ...was funny and that but bit of a kick in the goolies after Ricky chucked him on here
Maybe just a joke....
@@triptwo425 have you seen the bit? Or just speculating based on my comment alone?
@@lkripppler Saw the video on Twitter. Maybe he was joking.
WE’LL drink a drink a drink to Lilly the pink the pink the pink
Classic Acaster.
Alien give$ man a beard
Franz Food-In-Hand
Rock Busters: He's got loads of kids but doesn't like women. P.D.
Lol it's true bring back karl it's been years lol get the band back together even if for a one off lol
Think Ricky's right when he says it should be him Sean and James every time.
There's another Sean McLoughlin, Jacksepticeye.
The best Sean McLoughlin
Let me pitch an idea for a comedy sketch.
Synopsis: In another dimension in the vastness of the Universe a butch lesbian conspiracy theorist 'Alexis Jones' battles lizard people, aliens, secret societies and basically battles against everyone on the planet with her sidekick President Donna Trump (first female president, and a total man hater and abuser).
INT.
In a studio, Alexis Jones frantically talks to a camera.
Alexis
I'm telling you people, we are coming close to the end of times, when our lord and saviour Jacinta will return once more to take us up to hell and send all the bad people down to heaven!
Alexis pauses and gets control of her breathing. Jaw open, she stares at camera. Gasps in some air and carries on with her rant.
Alexis
I'm not kidding you, this is a mega evil government conspiracy! They're turning gay people straight, and straight people gay! They are turning frogs into transvestites!
Alexis picks up bottle of water. Gulps a few throats of it. She stares at camera. Pours water over her head. Water drops onto her t-shirt. Like a possessed woman she jumps onto her feet and shakes her tits. She screams.
Alexis
Wet t-shirt competition! Yaay!
She sits down, staring at camera with intense eyes.
Alexis
I'm sorry viewers. But this just boils my cockles!
Alexis tidies up some papers on her desk. She fixes her hair. Takes a calm breath. She speaks softly.
Alexis
Well I have a special treat for the viewers tonight. I'm going to call our president. I have her on speed dial. She's number 1.
Alexis smiles. She dials 1 on speed dial. Phone rings.
EXT. Day
President Donna Trump is on the green of the 13th hole of her Mar'golarge'O Golf Course. Her phone rings to the tune 'Crazy'. She bobbs head to the rhythm for a couple of seconds. Then puts it on silent, and puts phone in her front pocket.
INT.
In the studio Alexis looks at camera as dial tone goes onto voicemail.
Voicemail (Donna Trump)
This is The President, I can't take your call right now as I am probably too busy saving the world or something! I'm a very busy President. Beep.
Alexis hangs up without leaving a voicemail. She smiles at camera.
Alexis
I'll try calling one more time.
EXT.
Donna Trump is on the green a few feet away from the hole. She slowly pulls back the putter. Her phone vibrates close to her groin. Surprise sensation. She sighs and swings the club, sending the ball toward and over the hole. She looks at her caddy.
Donna
Isn't that the most phenomenonal miss you've ever seen?
The caddy puts his hands in his pockets, looks up at the sky, kicks a blade of grass and pulls a funny awkward face. Donna answers her phone.
Donna
I can't talk right now. I'm busy doing presidential stuff!
INT.
In the studio Alexis is all excited hearing Donna's voice.
Alexis
What are you doing? Are you in the Hexagon plotting and planning how we can beat these global lizards and vampires?
Phone speaker (Donna's voice)
Yes something like that!
Alexis is grinning from ear to ear.
Alexis
Okay Madam President, I better let you get back to making Amiracle great again!
Alexis smiles at camera. Then talks into phone.
Alexis
Do you know Madam President, somewhere in an alter universal dimension, both me and you could be men!
Fade out.
Talking of music. I get into very little these days. Must be getting old haha But saying that Justin Timberlakes new album Man Of The Woods is pretty fucking cool!
Her man's, her mits
where karl?
Karl
Holey-valance
Get a lobe of thi$
FIRST
Congress tart
I thought Ricky had better taste than to think James Acaster was a worthy guest
RICKY!!!!!! ive listened to every xfm over an over and over and over, all the podcasts over and over.. this ricky is just boring man. i know its cliche but leave these dorks alone. go n get lanky steve n karl.. talk about set topics.. you know its a winner!!!
These are awesome.
karl should make his own radio show. he is the funny one
Or you could just go listen to the old podcasts and move on
If you laugh at someone, that doesn't make them funny! Karl needs a "Ricky" to set him up for the fall!
shellamie hunter The first 20 minutes is a recollection of the funniest story I've ever heard. How can you say that's boring?
Fuck me Ricky get some good guests on and get some different guests on, you're supposed to have a lot of celeb type friends, get Seinfeld and Letterman on or something...
Such a pity Sirius XM is supporting the likes of Steve Bannon (Seth Rogen refused to appear there) and such a pity the great Ricky Gervais would rather block people who speak out against it than give a reason why he is not leaving the show in protest. Could it be money? Entire career making fun of people and now he's playing the liberal and helping Bannon. When will we find out he doesn't like animals. "Oh I can't have a dog cause I'm always away" yeah right...
And... aren't you tired of hearing the same things?
"aren't you tired of hearing the same things?"
Yes. Stop spamming the same message. How can you complain about Ricky censoring people when you're trying to do the same thing, you stupid fucking hypocrite?
So I guess you're not tired. Enjoy :)
Lugh Summerson, there's no need to fucking swear.
Nowadays, celebrities followers aren't much better than religious nutters. They follow blindly and get very upset when told the truth
It's just human nature. We all have our flaws. And to anyone who thinks they don't have as bad flaws as other people, that's your biggest flaw.