American reacts to the Funniest German Videos OF ALL TIME

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  • @SasukeGER
    @SasukeGER Рік тому +3614

    The Plane never lost a tire..... the Buddy just throw a tire in front of the camera for the skit :D

    • @volkerkoenigsbuescher2394
      @volkerkoenigsbuescher2394 Рік тому +316

      yes. That's a standard automobile tire. Aircraft tires are very different.

    • @m.h.6470
      @m.h.6470 Рік тому +122

      my thoughts as well... the tire was WAY to slow and the angle was off as well. And that is ignoring the fact, that it isn't even a tire of a plane.

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian Рік тому +94

      This comment section is very German.

    • @vomm
      @vomm Рік тому +53

      Just let him believe that the plane has lost a car tire

    • @trauma._
      @trauma._ Рік тому +3

      i only realized that now that they threw it, from the angle of it
      i knew it wasnt a plane one but i never looked at it closely

  • @dan438
    @dan438 Рік тому +2489

    The girl in 4:00 was being asked about her background. She didn't even know what "migration" was and responded that her background was a white wall. She's too pure for us mere mortals.

    • @YungIsyan
      @YungIsyan Рік тому +66

      No she is just an average migrant

    • @99Kaiko
      @99Kaiko Рік тому +50

      @@YungIsyan YES an average german migrant, who don´t known the language and other typically german things. BUT get lot of money from the state :D :/

    • @palodoxaliqua5809
      @palodoxaliqua5809 Рік тому +150

      @@99Kaiko "lots of" is often the prefered unit of measurment for people who want to exaggerate numbers without bothering to check what the numbers actually are. Also there's a difference between a migrant and a refugee, but since it's becoming trendy in Germany to not care about the differences, or about our demographic situation and of course ignore that migrants are on average a financial benefits to Germany even if the state benefits for all of them are substracted - I guess .. maeh.

    • @lolacola8545
      @lolacola8545 Рік тому +118

      @@99Kaiko lol random nazis in the comments? get a life

    • @robfriedrich2822
      @robfriedrich2822 Рік тому +7

      ​@@lolacola8545What about Cuba? Warm and sunny and nobody you could call Nazi. You have simply to learn Spanish

  • @Slippy6582
    @Slippy6582 Рік тому +816

    That "Alert, Alert!" clip: It was a bed they carried and it is a well known funny scene of a german "adultmovie"!

    • @Ph34rNoB33r
      @Ph34rNoB33r Рік тому +114

      Wondering how it competes with "wieso liegt hier überhaupt Stroh?"

    • @matsudoambition2509
      @matsudoambition2509 Рік тому +56

      "Was ist das? f*ckende Leute in meinem Garten? Jemand hat das Tor offen gelassen!"

    • @Slippy6582
      @Slippy6582 Рік тому +7

      @@Ph34rNoB33r Denke beide sind gleichermaßen bekannt :D

    • @midioca
      @midioca Рік тому +20

      I thought he said "I usually skip this part." because he knew what kind of video that was but now i'm just confused

    • @i_can_c_u_2295
      @i_can_c_u_2295 Рік тому +2

      @@Ph34rNoB33rund warum hast du ne Maske auf?

  • @teri5918
    @teri5918 Рік тому +2015

    "Was is´n das für'n Kombi?" Absoluter Klassiker in Deutschland 😂

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 Рік тому +10

      Never seen or heard about it in my life. No, not a classic.

    • @gunterdienektarine3802
      @gunterdienektarine3802 Рік тому +115

      "was is'n mit dem ding los"
      "der er geht ja ab wie sau"
      😂wirklich n Klassiker😂

    • @joh3383
      @joh3383 Рік тому +19

      another classic when a Nissan 350Z and a Porsche 911 GT3 is losing against a VW Golf 1 on german autobahn

    • @kleinsebi9224
      @kleinsebi9224 Рік тому +8

      Hühnchen mit Reis 😂

    • @Grantelgärtner
      @Grantelgärtner Рік тому +9

      @@Celisar1 he sad in german its a classic meme ( In Deutschland )

  • @1983simi
    @1983simi Рік тому +781

    it doesn't matter how often i see it, the moment I see those guys come running around the corner carrying a bed I'm literally crying

    • @MarcLucksch
      @MarcLucksch Рік тому +73

      I had never seen that before, and I died. It’s even better than the “warum ist hier Stroh” scene

    • @derFuchsi
      @derFuchsi Рік тому +96

      "I usually skip this part 😏" but then "what are they carrying!?🤔"🤣

    • @tl1897
      @tl1897 Рік тому +34

      ​@@MarcLucksch I prefer "warum liegt hier denn hier Stroh". The complete Conversation is so ridiculous, that i still laught about this after all this Years.

    • @1983simi
      @1983simi Рік тому +1

      @Prime_6969 thanks, captain obvious XD

    • @Nepheos
      @Nepheos 6 місяців тому

      @@tl1897 the alert one just makes me question how often this happens for them to always have a bed around and know whats up when he calls them. Klassiker.

  • @PropperNaughtyGeezer
    @PropperNaughtyGeezer Рік тому +414

    Walter Frosch - "...He ist a good guy. He ever TRIED to play fair". He tried to play fair but rarely succeeded. I think he had the record of yellow cards in one season. Because of him, a limit on yellow cards was introduced in the league.

    • @arthur_p_dent
      @arthur_p_dent Рік тому +17

      Nope. The mandatory ban after 5 yellow cards was introduced because FIFA inisted the league had to do that. Also, that only happened in the 1990s, more than 10 years after the end of Frosch's active carreer.

    • @gwaptiva
      @gwaptiva Рік тому +3

      Legend!

    • @adamabele785
      @adamabele785 Рік тому +7

      Frosch lost his right arm because of excessive w*nking.

    • @Schmudini
      @Schmudini Рік тому +7

      @@arthur_p_dent true, but the story around frosch sounds better, so lets stay with it instead. hahaha

    • @mira-culix
      @mira-culix Рік тому +1

      Zigareddn

  • @schmutzke6844
    @schmutzke6844 Рік тому +464

    As a German watching this while knowing all the memes I’m pretty amused 😂

  • @gwalon2089
    @gwalon2089 Рік тому +255

    Willy is the short form of "Wilhelm" or "Wilfried" etc but also of William so it is used as a name in german as well as english. In recent times also as a full name.

    • @vomm
      @vomm Рік тому +26

      Willi will's wissen!

    • @heha6984
      @heha6984 Рік тому +13

      And also short for "Willibald"!

    • @marcusleicht684
      @marcusleicht684 Рік тому

      @@vomm und ist beschissen

    • @reinhard8053
      @reinhard8053 Рік тому +7

      We also had a chancellor named Willy Brandt. He used the name since the 2nd World War.

    • @TheKartoffel101
      @TheKartoffel101 Рік тому +2

      aber die deutsche Abkürzung währe ja Willi und nicht Willy :p

  • @michaelsommer819
    @michaelsommer819 Рік тому +268

    The Tire is from a Car. They throw it over the fence :D

    • @itsmebatman
      @itsmebatman Рік тому +18

      The funny part is how silly he sounds while yelling "der hat nen Reifen verlorn!"

    • @digitalavali5875
      @digitalavali5875 Рік тому +1

      ​@@itsmebatmander hatn reifm verlorn!

  • @vanrex7682
    @vanrex7682 Рік тому +100

    I love how he instinctively had the right idea before the joke even started, and then failed to understand it when seeing the bed carried in. My friend it’s exactly what you thought it was 😂

  • @diesegeties8918
    @diesegeties8918 Рік тому +202

    4:55 The Lantern - A German Tradition"
    The lantern the boy is using is a German tradition called "Sankt Martin" or "St. Martin's." It is similar to Halloween in some states, where children go out with lanterns, similar to jack-o'-lanterns. In other states, it is different. People participate in the St. Martin's march, where they enjoy punch, bread, sausages, and other food and drinks. The event is meant for both parents and children. There is always someone dressed as St. Martin, resembling a Roman soldier, riding on a horse.

    • @lukasschmitz9030
      @lukasschmitz9030 Рік тому +12

      Don't forget the Martinsbrezel, a brezel made from yeast dough decorated with coarse sugar.

    • @diesegeties8918
      @diesegeties8918 Рік тому +3

      @@lukasschmitz9030 Yes yes

    • @lukasschmitz9030
      @lukasschmitz9030 Рік тому +8

      Or the Martinsgans, a roast goose dish traditionally prepared at St. Martinmas.
      In general there are many traditions attached to St. Martinmas. For many people it is the start of the pre-Christmas season and in ye olden days it used to be the date at which the "fiscal" year finished because by then the harvest was fully completed. So many contracts used to run from 12th November to 11th November.

    • @diesegeties8918
      @diesegeties8918 Рік тому +3

      @@lukasschmitz9030 yes true

    • @lukasschmitz9030
      @lukasschmitz9030 Рік тому +8

      And, once more for Ryan, because St. Martinmas is the beginning of the "dark" time of year or the pre-Christmas season, it is celebrated as a light festival, e.g. by having bonfires and walking with lanterns through the streets.

  • @Max.Mustermann.
    @Max.Mustermann. Рік тому +131

    11:10 is one of the most funniest intros of an "Adult" movie :D

    • @derhinek
      @derhinek Рік тому +44

      That and "Warum liegt hier eigentlich Stroh rum?"

    • @DerTolleIgel
      @DerTolleIgel Рік тому +26

      @@derhinek "Fickende Leute in meinem Garten? Jemand hat das Tor aufgelassen!"

    • @not_Tamb0
      @not_Tamb0 Рік тому +7

      @@DerTolleIgeldas kenn ich gar nicht 😂

    • @DerTolleIgel
      @DerTolleIgel Рік тому

      @@not_Tamb0 watch?v=BxI636qYS4g ;)

  • @Elfo_
    @Elfo_ Рік тому +109

    I think I nearly died of laughing about "Henri Henrison, Brother of Jürgen Hurenson" (10:33)

    • @itsmebatman
      @itsmebatman Рік тому

      I wonder what was up with that. Did the script writers mess with her? Why would Mr Henrison's brother have a different surname?

    • @noemichillt
      @noemichillt Рік тому +10

      That’s Ina Müller, she is funny like this. She said Sorry at the end though still laughing 😂

    • @Elfo_
      @Elfo_ Рік тому +20

      @@itsmebatman I don't think that was in the script. It was just a spontaneous joke from her about the name "Henri Henrison" and the familiarity with "Hurenson" (german for "son of a whore"). It does not make sense that the brothers would have different surnames but she was just mocking that guys name.

    • @pyroteamfrankenjunior
      @pyroteamfrankenjunior Рік тому +3

      @@itsmebatman it was meant to be a one-word joke, since in nordic the surname is/was often the father's first name and -son (which derives from the word son) for boys. "hurenson" sounds like "hurensohn" which means "son of a whore"

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Рік тому +4

      @@itsmebatman There is a german party song called Henri Henrisson in which the caracter Henri Henrisson has a brother called Jürgen Hurensson (Jürgen Son of a whore). The woman propably knew the song and couldn't stop herself from making the joke

  • @MotorbikeLife519
    @MotorbikeLife519 Рік тому +578

    Here‘s an explanation for every meme:
    0:41 - You understood this one
    1:38 - ”
    2:06 - ”
    2:46 - ”
    4:00 - The comment is asking this girl if she has a *migration background* , and the girl (who cant understand German very good which you see later) answers with the *background color* of her room, because she (maybe) thinks the comment is refering to the wall behind her (background)
    4:35 - Got this one too
    5:05 - It‘s a fake video, the guy just threw a car tyre over the fence and the way he says „Der hat n Reifen verloren“ is just funny
    6:10 - 2 guys in a Porsche want to overtake the family car because it‘s going on their nerves (in Germany you also say „Kombi“) at full speed, but the family car is faster than the Porsche which surprises and upsets the drivers and their reaction is so funny 😂
    7:28 - Random reality TV moment, which is kinda funny because of the „Was ist denn mit Karsten los?“ and the moment after
    7:34 - I don’t know why this is a meme, maybe because the guy can’t speak German very well which leads to a lot of grammar mistakes
    8:18 - Just a wtf moment, funny for some people’s humor
    8:26 - This is one of the best known memes in Germany. The voice of him when saying „Ich muss raus“ is just priceless
    9:08 - You understood this too
    9:57 - The advices are so stupid it‘s funny again, even if you remember the state sponsored it…
    10:19 Got this one
    10:36 In German it‘s funnier because the names rhyme
    10:56 Uhhh… so… it‘s a p0r*. Yeah. Well known for the „Alarm, Alarm!“. The thing at the end was a bed
    11:55 - Another reality TV moment, known for the „Hühnchen mit Reis! HÜHNCHEN! MIT! REIS!“
    12:51 - 🤓 just flexing. The face of the woman is funny too
    Hope this could help!

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 Рік тому +31

      About the cheating thing, maybe the joke also is because what he basically said there, in a very convoluted way, was "Well, I just wanted to cheat"... also he was extremely rude while doing so, maybe that's also funny to some people.

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Рік тому +30

      adding to the Henri Henrisson part: there is a german partysong of the same name in which the character of Henri Henrison (not the guy seen in the video) has a brother called Jürgen Hurensson (Jürgen son of a whore). I'm assuming the song came out before this clip was recorded and the woman had heard it and couldn't stop herself from refferencing it.

    • @Pepe_sun.
      @Pepe_sun. Рік тому +16

      Was ein Gigachad, sich so viel Zeitzunehmen lol

    • @MotorbikeLife519
      @MotorbikeLife519 Рік тому +3

      @@Pepe_sun. 🗿

    • @robinschulz458
      @robinschulz458 Рік тому +7

      05:05 ist kein Fake Video es ist nur eine Nachahmung des memes ist eigentlich von einem Video wo ein Auto ein Reifen verliert und das in eine tankstelle rollt

  • @lukasschmitz9030
    @lukasschmitz9030 Рік тому +146

    10:36
    His parents do not hate him, it is simply how the Icelandic naming system works;
    you have a given name but no actual last name. Instead, your "last name" is built by combining your father's (or the mother's name if the father's not in the picture or the parents decide so although going with the father's name seems to be the default) given name and a "-son", which means son, if you are a son and a "-dottir", which means daughter, if you are a daughter.
    So, if your father's name is e.g. Sven and you are his son Henri your full name would be Henri Svensson and if you are his daughter Laufey your full name would be Laufey Svensdottir.
    And if your father's name is Henri and you are his son Henri, then your full name would be Henri Henrisson.

    • @adamabele785
      @adamabele785 Рік тому +15

      I think this kind of naming was common 1000 years ago in Norway, Sweden and Denmark, even in some northern parts of now Germany. But it changed over time in almost all other countries over time to "fixed" last name, that would be passed down over several generations.

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Рік тому +25

      Unfortunately for Henri there is a german party song called Henri Henrisson in which the caracter Henri Henrisson has a brother called Jürgen Hurensson (Jürgen Son of a whore)

    • @jinli4787
      @jinli4787 Рік тому

      I know some people in India using the same naming system

    • @avr7120
      @avr7120 Рік тому +3

      in russia we have first name, fathers name (daughter or son of xy) AND last name lol. My full legal name has 29 characters across those 3 words and thats not uncommonly long

    • @RuLa264
      @RuLa264 Рік тому +1

      @@Elholz doing god's work for spreading this info in every thread.

  • @little_forest
    @little_forest Рік тому +71

    "I usually skip this part" had me laughing hardest! :D I mean, all across the world, you see literally only 2 seconds of this, and you know exactly what it is about!

  • @TheOnlyOneSpeedfreak
    @TheOnlyOneSpeedfreak Рік тому +160

    "I thought that was a gun" so american lol

    • @APCLZ
      @APCLZ Рік тому +8

      right after "how did that plane lose that tire" *facepalms*

  • @SasukeGER
    @SasukeGER Рік тому +108

    Do you have a migration background ? - Yeah she confused... she thought the question is "What kind of background do you have?" ... she is streaming so that might be the case

    • @RenegadeGamer0420
      @RenegadeGamer0420 Рік тому +6

      That actually was exactly the case, she thought the question was about the background she uses, it actually was about her ethical background though.

    • @Buriaku
      @Buriaku Рік тому +6

      @@RenegadeGamer0420 Ethnic, not ethical XD.

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 Рік тому +6

      There is another layer to this, completely unintended in all likelihood, don't know how many people notice this:
      She says, it's just a while wall. Why? BECAUSE WE JUST MOVED HERE.
      So, it's a migration background after all 🤣

  • @trexep
    @trexep Рік тому +35

    Fun fact: That clip of the guy with the cross was filmed on the subway station of cologne central station in 2017. That hole in the ceiling was still not fixed when I was there about a month ago.

    • @marvin6097
      @marvin6097 Рік тому +2

      Jesus Just nailed it.

    • @xShoya
      @xShoya 11 місяців тому +1

      it never will be

    • @alfianmelodic
      @alfianmelodic 9 місяців тому

      😮😮

    • @c_a_r_l_a
      @c_a_r_l_a 6 місяців тому

      ​@@xShoyait was fixed some weeks ago

  • @FrogeniusW.G.
    @FrogeniusW.G. Рік тому +113

    The funniest part for me is, how little you get those jokes!
    😂

    • @WooShell
      @WooShell Рік тому +19

      Most of these "memes" aren't even funny in German, and Ryan trying to get any kind of sense out of them without knowing their context is just so painfully amusing.

    • @lt990
      @lt990 Рік тому +9

      @@WooShellas a german, they def are

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 Рік тому

      @@lt990 if you know the context and speak German.

  • @SiqueScarface
    @SiqueScarface Рік тому +76

    4:20 She misunderstands "background" and thought the interviewer asked about the white walls in the background.

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 Рік тому +1

      Duhhhh 🤪 Thanks for the clarification. I never would have caught that.

    • @michaelgoetze2103
      @michaelgoetze2103 Рік тому +4

      @@CabinFever52 He was clarifying to Ryan, not you.

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 Рік тому +1

      @@michaelgoetze2103 Ryan doesn't read the comments.

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 Рік тому

      @@michaelgoetze2103 , media.tenor.com/Uur5cL8yWc8AAAAd/steve-marting.gif

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 Рік тому +1

      @@michaelgoetze2103 , because I was serious. I would not have figured that out on my own.

  • @lostsoul1648
    @lostsoul1648 Рік тому +24

    You calling "Wolfgang" the coolest name, is really funny, because it's like the Bob of Germany

    • @HATECELL
      @HATECELL Рік тому +3

      I'm still disappointed a group of wolves is called a pack and not a gang

  • @STAY-Life_byShoji
    @STAY-Life_byShoji 5 місяців тому +3

    8:50 every bus has "stop" buttens next to nearly every seat... and the buttons next to the door are also for opening a door....

  • @WereDictionary
    @WereDictionary Рік тому +42

    I think you'd call a Kombi a station wagon.

  • @Ekeziel
    @Ekeziel Рік тому +14

    8:57 it is the funny voice.
    And in every bus is a button when you want to go out by the next station you have to push the button while the bus is driving.

    • @Calyses
      @Calyses Рік тому +3

      And the rear doors close automatically after a bit so you have to either stand in the photo sensor (?) to prevent it (Very well liked by bus drivers all around the country: "Geh as der scheiß Lichtschranke! Ich will weiterfahren!") or push the door open button near that doors again. (That will work as along as the bus hasn't "locked" the doors again in preperation to drive off. )

  • @kaugummikette
    @kaugummikette Рік тому +12

    I never thought I would see Ryan react to the "alarm! Alarm!" clip 😂😂😂😂

    • @SkyCircle2
      @SkyCircle2 Рік тому +1

      Ryan definitely should react on the best German adult movie-intros.

  • @NowhereNoOne
    @NowhereNoOne Рік тому +7

    Some of these are actually regularly used as "intermissions"/jokes on our local radio station (which is not even German). I only just heard the "Alarm, Alarm" one today. And "Jubel" is also a frequent one. Some others include the "Halt, stopp", the "was ist denn hier los, was machst du hier"

  • @Fochest0r
    @Fochest0r Рік тому +10

    Wo: Kranplätze? Maske? Unreal Tournament? Rüdiger bitte! Erdbeerkäse? Lukas - Keine bösen Wörter? Schneidebrettchen? Halt Stop? Altschauerberg 8, 91448 Emskirchen? Super...ja (Schalke)? Haben wir noch Pepps? Der Gerät? Zerrrrrrrrrrro?
    da frag ich mich direkt... woran hat et jelejen?

    • @44WarmocK77
      @44WarmocK77 Рік тому +2

      Ja dat fragt ma sich natürlich immer hinterher, woran et jelege hat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      Asu, und: Kleine Spendeeee!

    • @sandyakabatteriehuhn
      @sandyakabatteriehuhn Рік тому

      Meine Chicken Nuggets verbrennen!
      Oder wat?
      Merkel du Archl*ch!

  • @emiliajojo5703
    @emiliajojo5703 Рік тому +17

    I always laugh at "the cocky Porsche"clip😂

  • @GermanGuyTactical
    @GermanGuyTactical Рік тому +5

    4:43 "Oh nein jetzt ist die Kerze ausgegangen Willi" *drops face down into the lantern* 😂

  • @stef987
    @stef987 Рік тому +36

    The boy is carrying a (probably self made) lantern. Children doing lantern processions on St Martin's day is a tradition in (many? some? parts of) Germany, so I'd suppose maybe they were about to join one.
    Willy is a name used in Germany, too, but I think it's a bit unusual for a toddler.
    8:25 I think the clip was in there because of the way the boy spoke. Some buses have buttons by the door that let passengers open them, but I suppose it's a mechanism that needs to be activated by the driver. Or the driver just opened the door right after the boy hit the button, I don't know.
    Yes, ottoman is used in German, too, but it's called Ottomane.
    12:02 I think she might be his mother, though (the show focuses on personal/mental problems, so it might have been a couple, but it's also very possible they were mother and son).
    12:51 too bad this one missed out on some context, as the interviewer asked him "you probably have a female lover at home, or a male one?" in a more literal translation. He probably felt offended by the implication that he might be gay.

    • @anunearthlychild8569
      @anunearthlychild8569 Рік тому +4

      The buttons in the buses are not there to open the doors, but by pressing them, the driver gets a signal that someone wants to get off. He then operates the door.

    • @vomm
      @vomm Рік тому +4

      The clip with the boy is a meme because it is a perfect composition of a somewhat strange boy with glasses who says ""Ich muss r📈📈📉s!" in a very special way, shortly after he has helplessly but aggressively tried to open a door that snapped shut right in front of his nose in a brute and clumsy way. Particular emphasis is placed on the tonality of his statement, which not only makes a passerby who was on the bus with him giggle, but also the viewer with a sense of absurdity.

    • @stef987
      @stef987 Рік тому +2

      @@anunearthlychild8569 I saw different kinds of buttons in buses, the regular "stop" buttons, that give the signal to the driver that someone wants to get off, but those are in several places in the bus. The other kind were buttons right by the door that said "open door" or something like that (in German, of course) which always seemed to me like passengers could open the doors by pushing them, themselves. Either that, or the drivers just had reflexes out of this world.🤔

    • @stef987
      @stef987 Рік тому +3

      @@vomm Though I still feel a bit sorry for him that someone filmed the whole thing. It looked like such an everyday scene to me...

    • @vomm
      @vomm Рік тому +2

      @@stef987 Welcome to the Internet.

  • @dtv2080
    @dtv2080 11 місяців тому +1

    4:41 if you have a screen behind you while taking a video it is called "Hintergrund" and she was was asked if she is from a foreign country "Migrationshintergrund". Its like a mexican living in the US, having a US citizenship but he is originally from Mexico. So he is a US citizen with "Migrationshintergrund"

  • @erdmannelchen8829
    @erdmannelchen8829 Рік тому +7

    9:20 Fun Fact. The hole in the ceiling is still there to this day. Visit Cologne Main Station.

    • @st0ny242
      @st0ny242 Рік тому

      Omg really? Where exactly are those stairs? I need to see it haha

    • @Picard1701ABCDE
      @Picard1701ABCDE 8 місяців тому

      @@st0ny242 Escalator at the tram station, but I think the station is "Appellhofplatz" and not Dom central station.

  • @_-Someone-_
    @_-Someone-_ Рік тому +7

    He really needs to learn German one day! It would be cool seeing an American speaking German understanding German memes

  • @Ekeziel
    @Ekeziel Рік тому +27

    5:12 no that is a normal car wheel 😂😂
    Greetings from Austria 🇦🇹 (not Australia) 😉

    • @mooncatandberyl5372
      @mooncatandberyl5372 Рік тому

      OMG, really? the fact you have to distinguish austria from australia says a lot, I cant believe people get these mixed up, ive been to wien on holiday and worked in deutschland ,, greetings from england,

  • @TheKerberos84
    @TheKerberos84 Рік тому +2

    7:11 Context. This is a Audi RS4 Avant B5 with "381hp". The silver mirrors give it away.
    Kombi is german for station wagon. Audi used the therm Avant.
    Considering his exhaust put out fire. It doubt it was still stock.

  • @Bobby.Tables
    @Bobby.Tables Рік тому +6

    11:35 The "ALARM"-Meme is from a German pr0n. Some say...

  • @germanjake1288
    @germanjake1288 Рік тому +6

    The "ALARM" scene is from a german porn with a high quality plot obviously like all Porn.
    There are 2 scenes used as meme material in germany. The other one is "Warum liegt hier eigentlich Stroh" "Why is hay lying here" . The 2nd one is a meme/synonym for a totally unrelated twist cause in the movie it was also sooo out of context.

    • @montanus777
      @montanus777 Рік тому

      and "*fickende leute in meinem garten".

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 Рік тому

      I think the correct expression was "too much in context" instead of out of context. Because they did not bother to make up some shit and kinda just ignored the fourth wall.

  • @Sammy_The_Umbreon
    @Sammy_The_Umbreon Рік тому +5

    No german meme video is complete without 'WOLFGANG PASS AUF'. Literally probably the most well known one out there (for me at least. This video was quoted by so many people around me as a kid)

  • @Game_Brüder
    @Game_Brüder 9 місяців тому +1

    The meme with journalism ist called "neulich in einer Umfrage". And IT IS a legendary meme in Germany

  • @xinlu2806
    @xinlu2806 Рік тому +7

    Funfact about the jesus clip: This happened in a subway station in colone and apparently the hole is still there today!

    • @ChrisTian-rm7zm
      @ChrisTian-rm7zm Рік тому +3

      It has become a place of adoration and silent contemplation. Many miracles have occured there.

  • @CheqLights
    @CheqLights Рік тому +4

    8:33 has to be my fav clip ever. I think we've all felt like that at one point. Just helplessly overwhelmed by something minor. I need to get oooouuuut!

  • @Doc_Rainbow
    @Doc_Rainbow Рік тому +9

    I love how the text littrlay sayes it all and he still dont get some of them....
    The firedepartment one wasnt a coffin, its a bed, and its for a punishing orgy, yes it was a funny porn dialoge😂

  • @sdfkdd
    @sdfkdd Рік тому +2

    The thing the boy hold ( 4:47 ) is a lantern and that takes for a very specific day in the evening and then you make a huge parade , there are adults there, there is drum and all the trimmings played while you move through the streets with finite lights. (I know this because I'm from Germany)

  • @baumstamp5989
    @baumstamp5989 Рік тому +6

    13:30 you REALLY... REALLY... need to watch the full version of this . with subtitles ofc.

  • @diese_lasagne
    @diese_lasagne Рік тому +1

    I just love you "Hallo" in the beginning. It just has the most american accent ever :D

  • @CaptainStuhlgang420
    @CaptainStuhlgang420 Рік тому +5

    5:40 he just throw it over the fence😂😂😂

  • @Rauliboi
    @Rauliboi Місяць тому +2

    4:42 its a „Sankt Martins Laterne“

  • @flamer6566
    @flamer6566 Рік тому +3

    As a German i have to say those were some fine memes. But you definitely have to react to "Psycho Andreas" from the German TV Show "Frauentausch"

  • @X25_Networking
    @X25_Networking 11 місяців тому

    4:47 it is the German Lantern Event, where Kindergarten Kids build their own Lantern and go to the Streets, sing Songs and watch out to a Big Fire. Its every Year in November, a honour for the catholic "holy St. Martin", a man who cuts his Jacket into two half to spent it to a homeless for warming up them. The Kids become a Bretzel and sometimes a hot chocolate and celebrating it. The Big Fire is on a Public Area and the Fire Department are be there for the secure of everybody.

  • @Max.Mustermann.
    @Max.Mustermann. Рік тому +10

    4:35 its a lantern.. search for St. Martin Germany :) its an old tradition to remind ppl of his story and to share with the ppl surrounding you :)

  • @Gaston413
    @Gaston413 Рік тому +1

    8:40 On some busses of german public transportation the buttons are to only to signal the driver to stop at the next station but on some and expecially on greater busses or articulated buses they can either have the function to open the individual door, when the bus is just stopping. Mostly there are also instructions in english on the buttons.

  • @sha_663
    @sha_663 5 місяців тому +1

    Ppl say Germans have no humor but most of the clips go right over his head.
    Just rewatch until you get it

  • @topoe95
    @topoe95 Рік тому +5

    2:48 the old man wanted to pass her but she and the one holding the camera blocked the whole sideway, so I don't see where he is at fault

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 Рік тому +7

      But as can be seen in the video he had no trouble passing them at all. He had to shift over very deliberately in order to hit her. He just liked to complain.

  • @IloveGERMANYtoo.
    @IloveGERMANYtoo. Рік тому +1

    You're welcome!
    Greetings from the German-American
    Sebastian 🎉

  • @zwojack7285
    @zwojack7285 Рік тому +6

    4:15 "Migrationshintergrund" (Migration Background) means having parents or grandparents that are not from the country you were born in. However, because she is pretty dumb, she thought the "Background" was refering to her, well, physical background, her wall.
    Oh, and Kombi is a Station Wagon

    • @anunearthlychild8569
      @anunearthlychild8569 Рік тому

      Not necessarily stupid, rather confused. This happens to others again and again when they are asked a question in a language other than their mother tongue that is not related to previous questions. Then sometimes you understand nonsense, and answer like that. 🤣

    • @38velma
      @38velma Рік тому +1

      I wouldn't call her dumb she just misunderstood the question.

  • @adtheartist030
    @adtheartist030 Рік тому +1

    8:48 I am German and I can confirm that there are in some - not all - busses are red buttons with "STOP" written on them and it tells the driver to stop and open the doors. So, yeah. It's not everywhere but it exists

  • @Ossey1976
    @Ossey1976 Рік тому +3

    German busses have those "STOP" buttons that you can press to signal the driver that you want to get out at the next stop (if nobody presses it and nobody is waiting at the stop he can skip that sto)... I am not sure if those buttons are linked to the doors though, to open them if the bus is stopped. But it looks like that is exactly what is happening here...

    • @foxythepiratefox1835
      @foxythepiratefox1835 Рік тому +1

      Some busses in germany have extra buttons to open the backdoors. I would say that this is not one of these cases as the Bus itself looks really old...
      I would simply just say that the Bus driver saw the kid and that He wanted out and just opened the door😂😂😂

    • @SilverScroll
      @SilverScroll Рік тому

      Many buses these days have buttons next to the exit doors that explicitly open them if the bus is stopped and they are closed, though I'm pretty sure the driver still has to release them. These look like that kind of button, though.

  • @madscientist8286
    @madscientist8286 Рік тому

    "I don't need any thanks" --> hell you do! :O

  • @hilpi75
    @hilpi75 Рік тому +3

    Hallo ✌ loved the Nürburgring video. Thank you for the work you do ✌ Greetz from Germany

  • @volleygirl9979
    @volleygirl9979 Рік тому +1

    LMAO, I love how Ryan thought the plane really lost a tire xD That face hahahha

  • @NineBerry
    @NineBerry Рік тому +9

    The child with the lantern is from a German traditional holiday celebration on Saint Martin's Day in November. There is a parade in the evening where children go with lanterns in a procession. This is a good video about this tradition: ua-cam.com/video/YGlh-LajXgo/v-deo.html

  • @laborion1082
    @laborion1082 Місяць тому +1

    In the EU, if you press a stop button inside a bus, the door closest to it will open if its standing still.

  • @ChrisTian-rm7zm
    @ChrisTian-rm7zm Рік тому +3

    8:12 the typical response of a narcissist. I guess the only eagle-like thing about him is his nose.

  • @LuciusPavonum
    @LuciusPavonum Рік тому +1

    In some busses, you can open the last doors by pushing a door open button by yourself. After some seconds it closes automatically. So the kid didnt realise it at first but then opened the door. The busdriver did everything right by just not start driving haha

  • @minnxox1388
    @minnxox1388 Рік тому +6

    We need more Memes with context! Its so much funnier if you understand them xd

  • @xxCrimeScenexx
    @xxCrimeScenexx Рік тому +1

    The interview with the old man at 12:51… The reporter asks him, if he has a loved one at home. BUT she says: „Liebste oder Liebster/Liebsten“. „Liebste“ is female for loved one and „Liebster/Liebsten“ is male. That’s why he says „I reject these allegations“ - because she low key asked him if he’s straight or if he’s gay 😂

  • @SchmulKrieger
    @SchmulKrieger Рік тому +3

    Thing with the dude who rejects all the allegations is because she made a statement saying that he also might have a boyfriend.

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 Рік тому +1

      I don't think so. Ryan's explanation seems much more likely. The guy might not have even heard the boyfriend part as it was very throwaway, or at least you can tell from his face how he is preparing to make his response before that part was uttered.

    • @SchmulKrieger
      @SchmulKrieger Рік тому

      @@silkwesir1444 Mine is this, plus the fact that she said, einen Liebsten (male).

  • @iuopunderstandyourjokes9914
    @iuopunderstandyourjokes9914 Рік тому +2

    It's funny to me how non germans think that names like wolfgang are cool while germans just think of some old dude in an elderly home

  • @kaiserobama645
    @kaiserobama645 Рік тому +2

    At 5:10 the plane didn't lose it's tire. It was a tire from a car thrown over the fence by one of the guys

  • @niklashamann1239
    @niklashamann1239 Рік тому +2

    I think for me as a german it is even more funny to watch an american while he is watching a video with german memes.

  • @komplettegal
    @komplettegal Рік тому +3

    The Hole that was formed by the cross is still there nearly 8 years later :)

  • @HATECELL
    @HATECELL Рік тому

    About the kid in the bus at 8:26. There's a system that allows passengers to open the doors with the button when the bus is parked, but since the bus was about to drive off that function was blocked. The reason it worked the second time is because the bus driver noticed the kid wanted to leave and manually enabled it. During travel the buttons are instead used to alert the driver that a passenger wants to leave at the next stop (when nobody requests a stop and nobody is waiting at the bus stop the bus will just drive past)

  • @blondkatze3547
    @blondkatze3547 Рік тому +13

    I wouldn`t have put up with that guy, I would have thrown his chicken and rice at his feet and he could have cooked his own food.😅

    • @K__a__M__I
      @K__a__M__I Рік тому

      Reality TV isn't real.

    • @vaxrvaxr
      @vaxrvaxr Рік тому +2

      I would have let him finish, then I would have replied calmly and soft-spokenly: Anzeige geht umgehend raus.

    • @renepaulitsch5057
      @renepaulitsch5057 Рік тому +6

      that was just acting. there are many shows like this which have a reality approach. often many people believe this things are real alltough everything is staged and played by actors

    • @blondkatze3547
      @blondkatze3547 Рік тому

      👍😏@@vaxrvaxr

  • @nobody-gg7ve
    @nobody-gg7ve Рік тому +1

    3:20 most chill "Rentner" in germany

  • @Flo_19
    @Flo_19 Рік тому +3

    Der Opa mit der Reporterin war schon gut😂😂😂

  • @Majenga
    @Majenga Рік тому

    The fact you fell for that Fiat Polo tire mady my day... thanks SIr ^^

  • @samwirth9303
    @samwirth9303 Рік тому +4

    Fun fact : the Football player with this clear voice become in 1 season 74 yellow Cards 😂

    • @Patte-chan
      @Patte-chan Рік тому +2

      Fun Fact: _become_ heißt "werden" auf deutsch.🙃

    • @samwirth9303
      @samwirth9303 Рік тому

      @@Patte-chan
      Fun fucked : "werden" heißt auf deutsch "werden " ... nicht become 😋
      Aber Danke! Deutsch ist auch erst deutsch , wenn 2 deutsche , sich über ihre deutsche grammatik nicht einig sind.

    • @ursschnatterfleck6019
      @ursschnatterfleck6019 Рік тому

      die zwei schreibt man aus und Deutsche groß... Nur Spaß! 😉🌷

    • @samwirth9303
      @samwirth9303 Рік тому

      @@ursschnatterfleck6019 Dabei wurde doch so eifrig an unserer sprache "gegendert"🐴🦄
      P.s. Am Anfang des Satzes , wird der erste Buchstabe groß geschrieben.
      ich verstehe da kein spass! - hier herrscht bitte, bittere Deutsche kalte unfreundliche Nächstenliebe! 💐😜

    • @bultvidxxxix9973
      @bultvidxxxix9973 Рік тому

      @@samwirth9303 Spaß wird hier groß geschrieben. Auch wenn es nicht am Satzanfang steht.

  • @cosa09
    @cosa09 Рік тому +1

    The plain didn't lost a tyre - he only want to get rid of the tyre

  • @yamikage2511
    @yamikage2511 Рік тому +5

    9:10 Just to let you know this happened like 10 years ago... The hole is there tho 👌

  • @bambustaengel4690
    @bambustaengel4690 Рік тому +1

    there are some buttons in german buses and when you press them the bus stops at the next station

  • @st0ny242
    @st0ny242 Рік тому +3

    7:25 It's sad that they cut off the video so quickly. The full meme goes "What's happening to Karsten? That doesn't look too good" The way the narrator talks and the randomness of the video make it a funny meme that my roommate and I quote all the time. Also, the name Karsten is a bit outdated, which makes it even better in my eyes.

    • @st0ny242
      @st0ny242 Рік тому

      Same thing at 9:58, the way the officer says "Please help me, I'm in danger" just sounds funny because his voice is so calm and he talks in dialect

  • @robcrafts675
    @robcrafts675 17 днів тому

    8:46 in germany the bus doors open by a button you have to press by yourself.
    When youre at your final station you have to wait till the busdriver stands still and then you got to press a button next to the door.

  • @V0r4xiz
    @V0r4xiz Рік тому +3

    This video is proof than Ryan just doesn't get things sometimes and it's NOT the language barrier... :D I love you brother but you're so naive sometimes, it's fascinating. THEY TOSSED THE DAMN TIRE OVER THE FENCE JFC :D :D :D :D :D Can you not tell by the velocity? And the fact that it's a damn car tire and not a plane's? ^^

  • @drunkoctopuswantstoplay7029
    @drunkoctopuswantstoplay7029 Рік тому +2

    8:50 Yes in Germany the busdriver only can open the Front-door the backdoor or backdoors on a big Bus has to be open by the passangers and closed automacly

    • @whohan779
      @whohan779 Рік тому +1

      Not everywhere, since I've surely gotten on many buses in the back while no-one got off, meaning the driver must've opened it.

  • @Wasser-fz9ub
    @Wasser-fz9ub Рік тому +3

    The thing with the tire is fake you can see that it's a car tire

  • @juliasalih2404
    @juliasalih2404 Рік тому +2

    4:38 Migrations hintergrund = (exactly translated) migration background = her background (wall) was white

  • @gwalon2089
    @gwalon2089 Рік тому +3

    I heard that the "Alarm" meme is literally from a p*rn video and so what they're bringing is probably a bed.😅🤭

  • @Ares_1611
    @Ares_1611 Рік тому +1

    8:25 if you put the stop Button next to the door in a standing bus the door will open. The meme is about the voice of the child. Hallo from germany.

  • @Peter_Cetera
    @Peter_Cetera Рік тому +3

    11:20 I´m very sure, it´s a part of a porn movie 🤣🤣🤣

    • @depon3737
      @depon3737 3 місяці тому

      No it’s a TV show bruh

    • @Peter_Cetera
      @Peter_Cetera 3 місяці тому

      @@depon3737 Name?

  • @viktoriaebermann8845
    @viktoriaebermann8845 Рік тому +1

    According to people I know (I am German and lived in Germany ever since I was born ) the hole that the cross made is still there

  • @jenshemmelgarn9706
    @jenshemmelgarn9706 Рік тому +4

    the ''alert'' scene is out of a german adult movie (porn)

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 Рік тому

      and you need to point it out because...

  • @fabianz.4695
    @fabianz.4695 Рік тому +2

    That situation in the bus (around 8:48), the joke is the ("Ich muss raus!") because the door closed right in front of the boy.
    At second, on most busses here in Germany, the 3rd(and 4th) door is "controlled" automatically. To open it, the bus driver has a button, that unlocks the "dooropener" button(that button the boy pressed). That button is then the only way to open the door(well, not entirely only, there's also a button for keeping the door open if needed). The door detects, if someone (or something) is in the "doorway", and closes after around one and a half or three seconds(if nothing is in the doorway anymore) automatically.
    I know, much text to describe that, but i hope its helpful 😅 (and yes, the word Button is very often used🤣)

    • @fabianz.4695
      @fabianz.4695 Рік тому

      And i know, that this sounded very nerdy😅

  • @RakkiOfficial
    @RakkiOfficial Рік тому +3

    Hi, yes, Willi is an older german name xD

  • @schdadia
    @schdadia 5 місяців тому

    With the bus, the third exit often has to be activated when you are standing next to it. The bus stops but to open the last door you have to press it again. I've seen this situation many times and it's always funny 🤣

  • @Neonblue84
    @Neonblue84 Рік тому +4

    11:00 is part of a iconic porn film

    • @Max.Mustermann.
      @Max.Mustermann. Рік тому +4

      would be funny if the other iconic one with the straw and the mask would be in this compilation :D

    • @Neonblue84
      @Neonblue84 Рік тому

      @@Max.Mustermann. 😄

  • @Drapie
    @Drapie Рік тому +1

    Ich schwöre das ist das geilste Format auf ganz youtube😂😂😂😂

  • @noobmob1421
    @noobmob1421 Рік тому +2

    6:05 This is my fav clip

  • @101steel4
    @101steel4 Рік тому +2

    The fact he thought the tyre one was real 😂😂😂

  • @juliankoch4787
    @juliankoch4787 Рік тому +3

    12:24 its trash TV