My older sister would borrow romance novels from the library half a dozen at a time, and leave them all over the house. I won't say I ended up scarred for life, but there are definitely a few kinks I couldn't have gotten any other way.
SH*T story…..I was lifeguarding on the beach in New Jersey, rich shore town. Just started the shift in the morning and HAD to go baaad. Water was cold so I wasn’t going there. Walked up the beach path and couldn’t hold it. Surrounded by houses, nowhere to go. Literally popped a squat in someone’s flower bed. It had the perfect ledge to sit on. lol. Felt bad but had to go son! Would have been fired for sure!!!
No you don’t, bc if you did you would spell his name right. It’s Nikko. He also probably ordered it online or had someone install it. Do you really think he remembers how much it was? It’s been there for close to 3yrs.
@@maryjane4432 What does loving the gun rack have to do with spelling his name right? He said he loved the gun rack not "Nikko". He could have seen the gun rack once and loved it. Stop being such a weirdo.
I miss when I was in middle school and my dad would drive me while listening to Howard Stern. There are just some conversations I will never forget lmao
9:00 I'm watching this video and red dead redemtion is loading in the background, and there's a gun shot in the opening intro, and my dumb ass thought someone shot her as she crawled around the corner 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro just the other day at braums, my bill was $11.42. I gave the guy $20.42. Bro actually called for help with how to work that into the register... I don't think we're gonna get better everyone
NIKKO can you please do a vid on the new oppereator update? I cant find the last guy on the boat map and I assume you will be able to find him. I love your content! Keep up the great work with your vids!
Have you ever dookied your pants? What happened?
Helll nah
i can neither confirm nor deny
I was making space for Nikko
Yup, at 35 I can no longer trust farts. Sad but true.
You first, Nikko. Tell us. 😂
My older sister would borrow romance novels from the library half a dozen at a time, and leave them all over the house. I won't say I ended up scarred for life, but there are definitely a few kinks I couldn't have gotten any other way.
Well …😂
with that candle, bro better hope she don't fart
SH*T story…..I was lifeguarding on the beach in New Jersey, rich shore town. Just started the shift in the morning and HAD to go baaad. Water was cold so I wasn’t going there. Walked up the beach path and couldn’t hold it. Surrounded by houses, nowhere to go. Literally popped a squat in someone’s flower bed. It had the perfect ledge to sit on. lol. Felt bad but had to go son! Would have been fired for sure!!!
Deal
Lmaoooo you,gotta,do what you gotta do
Stank fertilizer 😵
Thanks!
Nice
I can 110% relate to the audiobook situation but it's my grandmother listening to the audiobooks and sometimes they can be very spicy
Wait your grandmother use to also listen to audiobooks while she drove you around???? WTF
@@Adam-kj4pp she doesn't drive she blares it while she's at home
@@backwoodz_and_babedamn that’s crazy
The Monopoly money had me dead. Omfg rn.😂
3:20 potential flamethrower there be careful bro.
Lmfaooo
That was an ass cake!! You missed it!!
I couldn’t believe he missed it! 😂
Baa Baa black sheep was WILD 🤣😂
Thank you nikkiortiz you make me happy please continue doing what you are doing and help other like you helped me
I need more videos to watch during the hurricane, I'm going insane just playing videogames and listening to my brother cry. I need some dark humor
how many guys out there heard he was single and thought "hell yeah, my chance" only to realize he's only gay for comedy
6:44 huhoo. Dad's on his shit again, gonna make sure he's OK 😂
A shat in someone’s front garden on Halloween 😂
Nikko proved to me that I am lesbian and gay
6:20 ayooooo
Gotdamn at the momma at the concert 😅
3:52 the ADHD came through with the justice sensitivity today 😂
3:26 aye brother same at least you not alone
"We not pulling out!" - Nikko Ortiz 2024
9:20 Sounds like a COD zombie
Bro i hope he realized that he said 19, but she is 14, and he said he aint pulling out…..
The daughter is 14, not the mom in the video
That said 14 year old daughter, not 19 brah. Thats so much worse
Why he was saying he would give them a little sibling.
0:01 WEEEEEE
Me: Single
Nikko: "I'll never have that bro!"
Also Nikko: Has 3.19 MILLION subscribers
Me: How are YOU still single?!
3:26 she farts and it’s over 🔥
4:10 Duke Kaboom!
Always refreshing to see Nikko post, especially when you're early!
6:00 was absolutely bonkers 😂
Daddy party got me cracking up nikko
niko i love your gun rack in the background, where did you get it from and how much was it?
No you don’t, bc if you did you would spell his name right. It’s Nikko. He also probably ordered it online or had someone install it. Do you really think he remembers how much it was? It’s been there for close to 3yrs.
@@maryjane4432 What does loving the gun rack have to do with spelling his name right? He said he loved the gun rack not "Nikko". He could have seen the gun rack once and loved it. Stop being such a weirdo.
Chanel telling’ you to ‘calm down dad’ 😂
3:55 The tism is strong with this one
Nikko... Your mom was wildin out bro!!
You’re the best UA-camr ever
"WHERE DID THE BLACK GUY TAKE YOUR WHITE FRIEND!" Had me rolling
The blind girl looks like Toph from Avatar the last air bender. Haircut, headband and humor.
5:56 what the fuck 😂
The Nikko's gotta stick together Nikko, good seing ya put in those YT numbers for us 🖤🤞🏽
You know it's a good day when he uploads
I love this series.
The sheer velocity that the man at the store had that sh*t fly out!?! I've never had such an achievement but now I'm going to try
I miss when I was in middle school and my dad would drive me while listening to Howard Stern. There are just some conversations I will never forget lmao
9:12 Damn girl! Wash your feet!
Words to live by one mans "she belongs in pyschward"is anthor mans "she all will ever need"
Great vid!
2:04 be like that roblox clothing with half business, and half busyness 😈
Let’s celebrate your birthday Nikko!! 😂❤😂❤
0:32 bro read 14 sead 19😂
9:20 nice editing Nikko 😂 don’t delete the files before you export lmao
He didn’t edit his videos, he has at least two editors
10:10 fr bro 😭 my mom would tell me to put earmuffs on
10:07 omg broooooo my uncle did the same thing every trip 😂😂😂
RGB lights and domestic violence is wild
2:08 "Blue Streak" is a great film!
You ain't foolin' anyone, Nikko. We all know you have a secret gf.
6:47 "men have a role" looks like Chanel has a roll
9:00 I'm watching this video and red dead redemtion is loading in the background, and there's a gun shot in the opening intro, and my dumb ass thought someone shot her as she crawled around the corner 🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:59 bro was acting like a viral from dying light 💀🙏
Literally getting twitch for the sheer fact to watch the flouted stuff 💀 my mans funny
9:08 chick should be a metal vocalist, lol!!
Hi Nikko your the best
1:03 that was the most funny part to me
nikko really out here assuming his viewers have wives, nah man were all gay for each other fr 💀💀💀💀
WAKE TF UP NIKKO UPLOADED
I shit on the neighbours lawn after a party and the family was sitting outside grilling, i just ran.
Good video 👍👍 Hilarious as always
Oh yeah :30 seconds in yeah I’m not pulling out either 😂
Niko go me running over to her phone to check------fml we have the same books haha😅
10:06 my biggest fear is my phone connectimg someone else's Bluetooth that i forgot to delete; while im reading😅
One minute gaming
Yoo w vid Niko love u dogg
1 : 00 lol
I literally lived on that street in Ohio where that first clip was, and I can confirm some crazy shit went down there fs.
The mini bike wrecking into the Volkswagen is my video!?!?!
Always a 🔥 video from you bro
Every time I think to myself "Did Nikko post a new video?" This MF comes through!!! Thanks Nikko
Or you could watch his stream daily
Bro just the other day at braums, my bill was $11.42. I gave the guy $20.42. Bro actually called for help with how to work that into the register... I don't think we're gonna get better everyone
NayNay will get you a birthday cake, Nikko.
The guy who drives the blue Tesla truck lives like 15 minutes away from me 😂😂 his company is knockout kustoms
By Tate's logic he also has no muscle. 😂
NIKKO can you please do a vid on the new oppereator update? I cant find the last guy on the boat map and I assume you will be able to find him. I love your content! Keep up the great work with your vids!
i live so close to the first meme its insane
Having a light on your fire arm means you're looking for dudes in the dark. Which is gay. Get a PEQ instead Niko, even on your handgun
"Clean my shit, wagie."
0:53 more like John can't-see-na
Flat back flap jacks😂
biking on my way to work i once trusted a fart i shouldn't have
Nikko, you got to think about knocking after this video. Why do we knock with our hand up? Think about it.
2:03 I’ll get you the outfit Nikko but you have to model it on stream.
I love these videos
The dog was so concerned about nico
Now NayNay is confused.
The chick throwing the temper tantrum, omg her feet. 🤮
Impossible to watch this video not in private 😂😂😂😂
@6:43 100% watched it 3 times 😂
3:20 gyattt
This video hits so different at 0.25x speed 😂😂😂
Pole dancing with the branches
7:40, I shower with my clothes on fr