"It's Not a Diary, It's a Series" | DOAWK

Greg Heffley hopes that one day, when he's rich and famous, he can sell his childhood diary, I mean, journal for a fortune or use it to avoid dumb questions from nosy reporters who don't know any better. His mom think that he will write down his "feelings" but she's actually not allowed to read his journal, so Greg will just write whatever he wants.
Music: Rodrick Rules (2011) End Credits, Outcast by Kevin Macleod, and "Three strikes and you're out!" from "A Boy Named Charlie Brown" (1969).