Norwegians making fun of Swedes
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- Опубліковано 18 лют 2023
- We Norwegians love the Swedes ❤️ They are like a sibling we just have to annoy 😊
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01:15 "In Norway, we always open the door when somebody knocks."
*This is the reason why Norway don't build submarines.*
... with love
That's true! /from a fellow Swede
Haha! :P
-Norwegian person
So funny 😅😅😅 l love both countries bt the way
I always look through my spyhole first once they are in the building but outside my flat. If my buzzer goes, I look out of my front facing window to see who is there first.
I've been living in Sweden for 47 years and all the jokes about Norway are all in good fun. Sign at Norwegian roundabouts: "Only 8 laps allowed". 😆
As a Swedish citizen, loving Norway, I just love your jokes (even on us) and also your surroundings of the Norwegian coast landscape.
Rock on! 😂
Att vara svensk är precis som att vara norrman.... fast med humor.....och skönhet.
being a norwegian is just like being a swede but with more money!!! 😂 😂 😂
I am from Sweden. And yes, I searched for this 🇸🇪 ❤️ 🇳🇴
So many funny ones. Hey Seri, kills me every time! Thanks for making my days brighter.
As a Finn, this makes me laugh. 😂😂😂 Love you neighbours, the norwegians. 😅 🇫🇮🤝🇸🇯
As a Swede I approve. 😂
I loved it !
And i am also a Swede. 😄
😂😂😂😂❤
Avgå
ja visst kan jag cycla!🥰😂
How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
You dive down and knock on the door.
😂🤣
As a Finns I approve this message! 😂
How good realation with Sweden we have, its when Sweden a rocket in the sky and something wrong happend to the rocket and it lands in Norway. It was not mentions from Sweden to Norway of the rocket laught. This episode will not turn to a war at all. I could happent to other part of the world. Sweden "invade" Norway and vice versa time to time. it never turns to war. I love my nabour country Sweden
wait until bro realises that Finland is basically East Sweden.
Great norwegian humor...they´ve done it again, well done söta bror...
G'day from Adelaide in Oz. We love your channel. Keep up the great work guys😂
My husband is Norwegian and he’s going to send it to his Swedish friend. They’ve known each other for 60 years….maybe because my husband felt sorry for him. 😂
As an American I can salute your skiing skills. My family had an exchange student from Norway and the first time we skied together she went straight down the mountain. We traverse.
Love your channel.
it is like many other countries and their neighbours... we austrians and the germans for instance.
The British and the Irish too.
😆😆 I wanna visit Norway now!
You two are so much fun you brighten up my day 🏴🏴😀
I keep on watching your videos over and over. In here and in IG. I live in Sweden, so I feel you😃
I am from Norway myself and I tell jokes about Sweden all the time (sometimes bad sometimes good sometimes a little between)
I love your humor, even if I don't know any details about Norway, Finland and Sweden. I've seen quite a few vids but I'd like to see one about you and neighboring countries invading other countries, just for the fun of it 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, I love you guys! You’re so fun! 😂
👊🏼🥰
1:42. That part I can confirm is true! When it's slippery, it's impossible to stand on your feet.
A ribbing that only a brother can do.
Knowing Norway , I think it is one of the most beautiful countries in the world !
imagine being swedish
i am swedish.
You magnificent bastard, all that scrolling 👍
Being Swede and growing up in a rural Swedish community in Kansas that had just a few Norwegiens, we heard quite a few Swedish - Norwegien jokes and funny thing was that depending on who was telling the joke, it would be told as "the joke is on the Swede", or "the joke would be on the Norwegien".
Anyways, here's how the joke goes... On a flight from Stockholm International to JFK, a plane boarded, pretty much as usual. As the passengers were taking their seats, there was a Swede and a Norwegian who had never met each other seated next to each other.
As the plane was in line on the Stockholm tarmac, the captain announced over the intercom, "welcome aboard passengers for this flight bound for JFK International Airport, the estimated time of arrival is eight hours and seven minutes; enjoy your flight".
The plane taxied down the runway and took to the air. About an hour into the flight, the captain announced over the intercom, "engine one has gone out"; but no concern, we have four engines, so we expect your total flight time will be nine hours instead of the original scheduled eight hour and seven minute ETA. We apologize for the delay and for any inconvenience to your schedules.
Four hours into the flight, the captain announces, "engine two has gone out”; our recalculated total flight time is now estimated at ten hours total time in the air.
Five hours into the flight, the captain with quite choppy voice, comes over the intercom and says, "passengers, uh... uh..., people; I regret to inform you; he paused for a moment and said, "engine three has gone out" and he again paused longer saying nothing" while the intercom was still on…
The passengers were all quiet; poised in their seats to hear what the captain was going to say next. The captain choked a little and again started all over again to say, “passengers, uh.. uhh… engine three has gone out; and then again, except for the intercom background noise, the cabin was all quiet again…
...The Norwegian turned to the Swede and said, "if that fourth engine goes out, we'll be up here all day”!
"Tank ju". 😂
That’s trö
You two are awfully funny. Your humor is good-natured, poking at everyone equally. ( Except for poor Sweden. )
Thank you, guys, for all the videos ❤️😍🙏🏻
🥰🥰
Norwegians are invading Swedish internet forums and taking over them, he he.
Love from Canada. 😅😉
I like Exit😅🎉
Hilarious!!
felix kjelberg gonna explode over these jokes..
How many Swedes does it take to drive a fire engine? Three, one that drives, one that wails and one that comforts the one that wails.
Bit like the Welsh arritude towards the english😂 and why not
A compilation… How thoughtful of you… 🙄🇸🇪❤️🇳🇴
Hhahahe love from a swede 😂😂😂😂
i aprove from sweden
Grandma taught me Svedes are Norvegens viss der brains knocked out
Mit danske hjerter smiler :-)
The most blank jokes I have every heard
Love this 🇸🇪 ❤💙🇳🇴
Feels like swedes imitating norwegians.
Ari was right about their accent! 😂😂😂😂
Hallelujah!!!!!!!
They Are soo funny aur brotherland 🇸🇪...😉😆🇩🇰
your accent is so Swede! Everybody should know that no Norwegian speaks English like that.
liker det meget
Kärlek från Sverige❤
Hejsan allihopa 🤣🇫🇮
Hejsan 😂🥰
As an American I don't understand, but that's to be expected.
Yes - we know you find it hard....
@@Halvor1970 Thank you. Our respect and gratitude is great for you as well. Always has been. Always will be.
this video make me though
"guð why im a latin..."!!!
😂
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Aj tink ju miss witt a sero
Love your accent
Thank you 😂🥰
Are you tone deaf??
i propose you settle this the American way - with some kind of fight. yes, a snowball fight. Where Sweds have yellow snowballs (yellow food coloring)
Who hates smoking but owns shares in a tobacco company? A Swede.
Tackar tackar!
Usually norwegians tell stories that swedes told about norwegians 40-50 years ago... So hearing norwegians tell "jokes", but with bad timing and english, is like a timemachine.. Before Womens Worldcup, norwegian social media was full about how good the norwegian ladies were, and how bad the possibilities for the swedish ladies were.. After Norway was kicked out of WWC, and the swedes shined, norwegian media instead talked about how great the norwegian leagueplay was... WWC ceased to exist...😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣
I as a born Swede don´t love my country anymore and Norwegians say they love it? Then again they don´t live here. Yeah Norway is pretty alright though.
I'm now Swedish, but I feel offended for Sweden )))
vi gav tillbaka erat land
Hahha, as a Swede, I love this. But, the ski joke is not really on par ;) Stenmark says it all ;)
Do you really have more than one Swedish subscriber?
Hi from Uruguay!
what about denmark
Norskarna
Petter Northug want bee a Swede...
I'm american but almost 100% norweigian, I have a swedish friend, he doesn't believe me that its a thing.
looking at you Jesper...
Shit ! It's på norsk!
Your accent sounds Irish... I guess I've never heard Norwegians speak English before 😁
I guess you've never heard the Irish speak English before 🤣
Watching Father Ted all these years and it was Norwegian all along!
@@liamwalsh4008 😆
The average Swede has a better English accent. It's like they're making fun of themselves rather than Swedes. Kind of sweet actually.
Sämsta jag sett.
I am Swedish myself, and I honestly think we deserve this for electing Stefan Löfvén twice in a row. His party and many influentials who got their jobs through his nepotism have been talking so much dirt about our neighbor countries. I gotta give credit for that joke about what’s between Finland and Norway too. It was really clever. It’s hard to come up with an equalent about Norway. 😂
@Applefruit69 Nej, men han blev fortfarande vald två gånger. Och det var nära att Maggan blev vald den tredje gången.
Hur ska ni roasta andra länder med den där jävla dialekten? ;)
I’m The 197 🥰
fattige sverigeeeh
Catched you! Wtf
I hav to counter with a Swedish joke about Norway (Sorry it is in norwegian);
"Jeg, broren min og fire andre friske norske gutter møtte en svensk krøpling nede ved grensen.
Og tro det eller ei, etter to timer hadde vi slått av begge krykkene hans!"
@helgi ans erland..you are my best reason to start a morning by smiling...you are my best reason to rise the level of my answers(jokes) everytimes you post a new video on instagram....every day i wait unpatiently for your jokes and then carefully i think my jokes to answer you back : you are my intelectual provocation... you are my laurel& hardy....now, i am here with you on youtube following you from instagram.... i swear to you i will try to bring more swedish subcribers......🤣🤣🤣🤣......with ❤ from greece
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> _Norwegians making fun of Swedes_
But it's true... Men det stämmer... 🫣🤪🍻
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