Disney Plus already has over ten million subscribers and it's barely started - it hasn't even become available in most countries, and the Marvel shows aren't there yet. I don't think pirates are hurting it. XD
It's like Trump saying he's not racist. He isn't, he doesn't care about someones skin color or where they're from, just if they're harming the people of the US or not.
@@barbiquearea and then all the kids clicking on "Disneyhub" thinking it would be Disney related, but what actually they see is hentai porn videos of their favourite childhood anime and cartoon characters fooking each other. 😆😲
@@IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle I think that Stan no longer has rights to those things so they're getting removed from there. Its already happened where I live so it probably won't be long before its happened everywhere else.
@@exoticbutters3729 thank you for letting me know obviously I don't go on Stan a lot though you might be right about them slowly taking their content off Stan because I went on there recently and I think they had less Disney stuff on there than they did the last time I went on there which was after the Disney+ release and before I wrote my original comment
"I'll run this company at a loss for years just to take you out" Me, after hearing about the Writers' Strike and State of Disney: You brought this on yourself, Richards...
Lowstringer honestly Disney has more chances of sticking around 50 years from now more than any streaming app, so I kinda do believe the dc universe will be there’s in the future
I have not seen one live action remake in theaters so far and I have no intention watching one, someone needs to teach Disney they can’t just do whatever they want to
It’s ironic because Disney has just confirmed that Daredevil, Defenders, Iron Fist, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage and Punisher are coming to Disney+ in March 16, 2022.
@@crowongrass4630 Ohh how lovely is your age, I still have wonderful memories of when Disney was just an old man who was good at drawing and had great fantasy...
Anyone who thinks the “Government will step in to stop Disney” forgets how Disney lobbied to extend the Public Domain laws and how they already own WAY more than they should already.
@@Azure-Flame-Bee yes since your on American soil as long as your here you along with everyone else will be monitored and if they are doing a monopoly then they will be handled by the us government
Pharma-companies legally own 80% of your genes. A handfull of corporations are responsible for 60% of the worlds emissions. Amazon is now allowed to let your Alexa spy on you in your home without having to disclose that and selling recordings to everyone from marketing companies, to the government, to political campaigns so they can figure out how to best control you. Big Data is putting more and more effort into establishing data collection everywhere around you, even to the point of working towards pre-crime algorithms that would allow the government to convict you just for being likely to commit a crime, all in the name of security. And it doesn't seem like anybody cares enough to stop this. Why people choose to pick out Disney as the biggest corporate devil, just because they are big and successfull, is absolutely beyond me. It's a distraction from the terrible shit that is really going on. It's just a different way of being a sheep. So, yes. This is a joke!
@@Drace90 most of that is rarely called out and not known by many people what Disney owns is so that's why there called out and made fun of because they control so much when they didn't before
Funny, because I thought the new SkyNet is actually the old SkyNet. AKA Big Data. Are you aware that Amazon is now legally allowed to let Alexa spy at you inside your homes without having to disclose that? And that Amazon, Google, Facebook and co make their money by selling your personal data to whoever, including marketing companies, the government and even fascist movements in order to find out how to best manipulate you? But yeah. Disney+. So evil. Keep focusing on that instead.
Eh. This is just standard cyberpunk dystopia corporate states... When the corporations become large enough, they become fiefdoms and basically become world powers unto themselves. It's scary just how eerily similar our current situation is to the cyberpunk stories of the early 80's... Give it a few decades to develop more cybernetics and better VR and you'd pretty much have your average cyberpunk setting made real to a disturbing extent. Just wait for the corporate serfdom to start... =__= I'm sorry. You belong to the Google Imperium. You cannot interact with someone from the Amazon alliance...
Disney+: *_releases_* Netflix: *_finally teams up with Nickelodeon in a last minute attempt_* Also Netflix: *_finally starts to buy all the available seasons for their TV shows that they stream_* Edit: Netflix is going to lose this war smh 🤦🏾♂️😭
Janiz Makudomaru Not much has been confirmed yet. But I think he might be one of the best options to focus on. He’s relatable to almost any adult, has his own sense of humor, and is entertaining to watch.
You know what I'm scared of when it comes to the entertainment industry? That Illumination now uses algorithms to write their kids movies, because they figured out how to highjack their brains. That the UA-cam algorithm is not only abusing creators for all their worth, but also intentionally benefitting these disturbing kids videos, also with the intent of highjacking kids brains for clicks. That Hollywood is apperantly full sexual abusers who have spent decades using their money and privilige in order to get away with everything and silencing their victims, one of them even having become President of the United States. But yeah... Disney+. Scary.
@@Webber-sr3xk You can put half-assed live-action adaptions that lack even half the heart of the originals and still bank on the nostalgia of millions who will keep coming back without hesitation.
Me in 2020: Disney's powerful, but they're not going to take over the world Me in 2100: **watching Disney UA-cam Plus on my DisneyPhone in Mickeyopthia**
Disney has their own publishing companies. I read a lot of books too and have read a few of theirs. They have some good authors commissioned to do books based on their characters.
@R. Alisha No. I'm currently reading The Phantom of the Opera, the Muppets Meet the Classics version. Very odd since they're in the 1800s, but there is UA-cam and jet skis. And the phantom (Uncle Deadly) mentions in a letter that he's looking forward to the day when you can record your voice. So, if UA-cam exists, you can record your voice. It's still pretty entertaining. And some parts are clever. Instead of the Angel of Music, Piggy's (Christine) father (Rowlf) refers to the Koozebanian of Music. It's not a Disney publishing company, it's Penguin. I don't have a Disney book on deck for a while. I've got a few of the Twisted Tales books to read though. I've read the Beast one.
@R. Alisha The Beast one was okay. It seemed like it didn't really get a resolved ending and could have a sequel. But, as far as I know, they don't have a sequel planned. As for reading, best advice is just to set aside time to read each day and take a book with you places. Like, if you go to the doctor, bring a book instead of looking at things on your phone. Studies have shown that it takes a lot of concentration to read a book and that things like computers and phones have us used to switching quickly between tasks, so it becomes harder to read unless you get into the habit of reading.
When asked who is the most powerful avenger, people say Wanda or Strange or Thor, or Captain Marvel. But they are all wrong. It's Mickey. His cheese touch knows no bounds.
Worse. Disney owns Thanos. Disney is Galactus. Just a Galactus consumes planets, Disney consumes intellectual properties and defecates profits. Thanos was merely one of the toys in their toy box.
This is funny but a little scary too. Disney seems to own damn near everything. Movie theaters and cable will more than likely be obsolete in the future as well, this is more on nose then many people may realize.
praise be to Walt Disney he died for our entertainment. blessed we are thanks to our holy Lord Walt the only Man to be given mouse speak and speak to our god, praise him Amen
Yes it was and Netflix cancelled when they already had started on the next season. Some of what was planned for it like the bad batch arc became a Disney's final season
Disney:....Now. Nick: *Difuses Netflex, then A Big Pair of Mouse Ears come out of my Head and i Whirl on Net, and Hold Craig the Snake at Him* Net: Nick...? Net: Ah-Ha-ha-ha-ha.... Disney: Goooooood. Now Net, You UNDERSTAND what Must be Done, Dont you. Net:....*gulp*
And "new" Content and not only reboots , Remakes and the 10th StarWars series. Disney is the microwavefood for the masses. And people are so mindless and buy everything that glitters even If its Shit.
Disney - we are inevitable Netflix - we've moved up just to get down Hulu - *smoking a cigarette in the background* Amazon - we chill UA-cam - you can't stop us man Crunchy Role - *is living the high life*
Doing what exactly? The same thing as a dozen other streaming platforms? They only difference between Disney Plus and CBS All Access, Peacock, or Amazon is that they actually have properties people want to watch. And before you go off on them buying stuff... what did they buy exactly? Their animated films are all theirs, or at least produced by them via Pixar. The live-action remakes is just them picking the corpse of their old IPs (same as everyone else is doing). The MCU became a smash despite the most profitable characters in Marvel's portfolio already being licensed to other studios. The only thing they outright bought that got them here was Lucasfilm. Now they've bought Fox too, but they paid a HEFTY price for a dying studio's portfolio. Honestly, I expect us to look back in a few years and say that they choked on Fox.
@@silverblade357 Yeah. That was one of the things about this video. Netflix wouldn't be confused about someone willing to lose money in order to expand marketshare in order to taker over the world. That's THEIR plan.
Davis has outdone himself. I think this is his best acting yet like holy shit
Who said it is acting?
@@ykl1277 oh dang
Which one is davis
Nvm
Yep
FOX: **wants to sell the X-men**
Disney: * “Nah, I’ll just buy your company” *
daed pool have entered the chat
No Fox just put 20th century fox up for sale and Disney bought it.
That's not how I happened but okay
Fox wat what
@@badreedinedjellali1328 but not in vip 😠
Disney: we are inevitable.
everyone: pirates, assemble!
Lmao
2030: Disney buy Pirate Bay
this is the best comment ever.
Disney Plus already has over ten million subscribers and it's barely started - it hasn't even become available in most countries, and the Marvel shows aren't there yet. I don't think pirates are hurting it. XD
@@p.legacy Well, at least ones that don't get a physical media release... 🏴☠️
As Scott said, “Disney owns 29% of the world, and the other 71% is water.”
best line i have ever seen in UA-cam comments. *Thumbs up*
@@m.b.portnoy2350 aww, thanks dude!
So the rest is owned by Nestle?
@@safaashkan8369 probably.
How does this comment not have a billion likes?
I love the small details like how when Disney swears it bleeps, but when Netflix swears it doesn’t
Nice spot!
Thanks!
I actually believe Mr. Richards when he says it isn't personal.
It's just good business
@@nolanhewitt2563 beat me to ti.
Chutiya
It's like Trump saying he's not racist. He isn't, he doesn't care about someones skin color or where they're from, just if they're harming the people of the US or not.
Kaleb Roland of course Trump is racist.
Disney: "Anything that you can do, we can do better."
Netflix:
Netflix: "Netflix now offers porn!"
@@hoof31 actually owned by canadians, company called mindgeek. makes sense, what else ya gonna do in canada?
"But Disney doesn't own PornHub!"
" ...Not yet."
@@brianslickis1879 woosh
Disney in retaliation buys Pornhub and rebrands it as "Disneyhub"
@@barbiquearea and then all the kids clicking on "Disneyhub" thinking it would be Disney related, but what actually they see is hentai porn videos of their favourite childhood anime and cartoon characters fooking each other. 😆😲
Disney to every company: Hear me and rejoice! You are now all children of Disney. We are inevitable.
Bow down to Disney!!
You are about to die at the hands of the children of Disney.
Those children’s names are marvel, Fox, & lucas film.
@@timothygodwin7575 don't forget pixar
Correction - Disney to every company: Hear me and rejoice! You are now all children of Mickey mouse. We are inevitable.
I understand that reference
Netflix: "But you don't own Batman...?"
Disney: "Not yet."
Lol! Too real!
Batman is WB and WB and Disney are enemy's
@@langbo9999 Fox and Disney didn't get along too well in the 90s but look now. I can see something happening with Warner and Disney.
Thankfully AT&T acquired Time Warner, Disney definitely won't be getting their grubby little hands on DC
And Joker is about to hit 1 billion dollars
Disney will eventually own all of DC.
"Everything the light touches is our kingdom" -Disney
Dead☠☠☠☠☠☠
"whats that shadowy place over there?"
"thats Stan. you must never go there."
@@exoticbutters3729 though aren't there a lot of Disney things on Stan?
@@IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle I think that Stan no longer has rights to those things so they're getting removed from there. Its already happened where I live so it probably won't be long before its happened everywhere else.
@@exoticbutters3729 thank you for letting me know obviously I don't go on Stan a lot though you might be right about them slowly taking their content off Stan because I went on there recently and I think they had less Disney stuff on there than they did the last time I went on there which was after the Disney+ release and before I wrote my original comment
I want to laugh. But satire is only funny when it's exaggerated.
Batlock 12 i didn’t know disney was this evil
@@colingznetwork781 a great PR team can do that
Who says this is satire
This is why we have anti trust laws.
@SSJaye which is why the language of law needs to be simplified to absolute terms. no loopholes when every line of law is absolute.
"I'll run this company at a loss for years just to take you out"
Me, after hearing about the Writers' Strike and State of Disney: You brought this on yourself, Richards...
I thought Thai as well 😊.
People in 2019: oh sweet Disney has a streaming service.
People in 2029: all hail the mouse
Lord Revan I’ll take the mouse over Trump anyday
*jk it’s a joke, I wouldn’t choose an animated character over Trump. I kinda like him; he’s funny
Lord Revan
It’s Going to be Big Brother of 1984
Only this time It is 35 years later
bold of you to assume we’ll make it to 2029
Filippa I was being optimistic
People in 2039: Oh no, get that black patch on my mind! Where were the cats?
My mom was discouraged not to try to get a job at Disney because her parents thought Disney would go bankrupt in a decade
TheBrandMaster5050 It was the parents that discouraged her to not get a job at Disney. You want her to shoot her parents?
TheBrandMaster5050 well that’s messed up
Mikayla Cooney *press like to doubt*
Disney....bankrupt?
*laughs uncontrollably*
@@TheBrandMaster can you even read?
“But you don’t own Batman” Disney: “not yet...”
Warner is close to selling off dc comics . Who do you think will buy that
Lowstringer DISNEY PLEASE DONT TAKE DC
Lowstringer honestly Disney has more chances of sticking around 50 years from now more than any streaming app, so I kinda do believe the dc universe will be there’s in the future
Its treason then
logan Logan where did you hear that? That’s not true lol
Me: *laughs*
Disney executive: *breaks the fourth wall* "You think this is a joke, dont you?"
Me: *sweats uncontrollably*
“Quality is irrelevant to me”
-Disney 2019
As evidenced by this year's 2 Live Action Remakes.
...Oh, and the Lion King too.
Because people watch their movies and buy their shit.
did anyone forget about Mickey mouse! shorts from 2013 to now. those are good.
I have not seen one live action remake in theaters so far and I have no intention watching one, someone needs to teach Disney they can’t just do whatever they want to
You can see that by all of Disney’s straight to dvd sequels
“You don’t own Batman”
“Not yet”
Zae Van
That part crack me up 🤣
Cause I’m a huge Batman fan
Honestly, they couldn’t do worse than what’s happening with JL so..... 🤷♂️
That part scare me cause it possible
Then they'll do a Marvel vs DC movie which will earn more than their End Game.
That’s so scary. Disney will pussify the DCEU
I NEVER laugh at these Disney Warp Zone episodes. I find them terrifyingly accurate.
Dude this is horrifying
Ari Sorokin well, welcome to the real world it’s a scary world out there
BitSykwalker I’ve been hating Disney for years. We need anti trust hearings just like for Facebook,
It really is
You had us in the first half not gonna lie
It’s ironic because Disney has just confirmed that Daredevil, Defenders, Iron Fist, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage and Punisher are coming to Disney+ in March 16, 2022.
This actually scared the shit out of me.
Ok boomer
@@crowongrass4630 Ohh how lovely is your age, I still have wonderful memories of when Disney was just an old man who was good at drawing and had great fantasy...
Sandric Bendiksen thanks sandric
@@crowongrass4630 ok crybaby millennial
Same
Anything: *exists*
Disney: Bippity Boppity that is now my property
hippity hoppity get the fuck off my property
Disney cant ever grab bttf because the owners said no to anyone trying to own it
I wanna be Disney property tho
@slay scar112 edds world
jackson nightmare luner what’s bttf
Netflix: u took everything from me
Disney: I don't even know who you are
🤦♂️🤦♂️
They have anime
Muh beastars
Except animation
"Competition drives innovation."
Disney: "Not anymore."
Anyone who thinks the “Government will step in to stop Disney” forgets how Disney lobbied to extend the Public Domain laws and how they already own WAY more than they should already.
But there are laws that prevent monopolies
@@kamengamer5372 hahahahaha funny, tell that to Ajit pai.
@@kamengamer5372 disney: thats cute. You think the laws apply to us
@@Azure-Flame-Bee yes since your on American soil as long as your here you along with everyone else will be monitored and if they are doing a monopoly then they will be handled by the us government
@@kamengamer5372 thats cute, you think big corperations can't bend the governments to their will
Netflix: "You...don't own batman..."
Disney: " not *yet* "
69
420
In 203something Batman will enter public domain. Nothing will stop Disney from making Batman movies, shows, or including Batman in the MCU.
@@alextrill5829 Book, I don't want family friendly Batman suitable for young audiences.
i knida hope they get it soon batman is becoming worse with every movie
Disney: “ prepare to be assimilated. resistance is futile”
That star trek they dont own that.... yet
yo ho yo ho the pirate life for me
Faster sulu before Disney aquires us too
@@Sthrall Aye aye captain
I am locutus of binks
7:50 Best ending right as he clapped an ad for Disney plus started playing its already happening
I love the fact that netflix is just a guy in a red shirt.
Oh? Why's that? *innocent smile*
it has a stickers
I asked him what isle the toilet paper was in!
"You think this is a joke, don't you?" Not even for a second.
Even with the legal stuff with Disney becoming a monopoly this is no joke and is scary how real this could become
@@shanedaley6236 This is not how monopolies work.
Pharma-companies legally own 80% of your genes. A handfull of corporations are responsible for 60% of the worlds emissions. Amazon is now allowed to let your Alexa spy on you in your home without having to disclose that and selling recordings to everyone from marketing companies, to the government, to political campaigns so they can figure out how to best control you. Big Data is putting more and more effort into establishing data collection everywhere around you, even to the point of working towards pre-crime algorithms that would allow the government to convict you just for being likely to commit a crime, all in the name of security. And it doesn't seem like anybody cares enough to stop this.
Why people choose to pick out Disney as the biggest corporate devil, just because they are big and successfull, is absolutely beyond me. It's a distraction from the terrible shit that is really going on. It's just a different way of being a sheep.
So, yes. This is a joke!
@@Drace90 most of that is rarely called out and not known by many people what Disney owns is so that's why there called out and made fun of because they control so much when they didn't before
@@Drace90
I mean they are not the only evil sure but their practice being common does nothing to lessen it's severity
“There’s only one person on Earth too busy for Star Wars, and even that motherf*cker is making a Star Wars” probably the best line of the video.
Chief, I can agree but let’s come to this: Disney ain’t buyin halo
Lol 😆
@@MasterHall117 Yup, 'cause Halo is a Microsoft IP and Microsoft is much bigger than Disney.
@@MasterHall117 Yet
“We have the money & the patience to out last you for years. I’ll run this company for a loss for years to take you out…”
*Well this aged well…* 😂
Echo Disney Plus rewrites and delays amid Ezra Miller MMIW Skin Walking controversy #Durangocide
It's like the Terminator with Skynet, but Disney is the new Skynet
It's quite scary with how accurate that is.
@@shinjojin Is not scary at all
Funny, because I thought the new SkyNet is actually the old SkyNet. AKA Big Data. Are you aware that Amazon is now legally allowed to let Alexa spy at you inside your homes without having to disclose that? And that Amazon, Google, Facebook and co make their money by selling your personal data to whoever, including marketing companies, the government and even fascist movements in order to find out how to best manipulate you?
But yeah. Disney+. So evil. Keep focusing on that instead.
Eh. This is just standard cyberpunk dystopia corporate states...
When the corporations become large enough, they become fiefdoms and basically become world powers unto themselves.
It's scary just how eerily similar our current situation is to the cyberpunk stories of the early 80's...
Give it a few decades to develop more cybernetics and better VR and you'd pretty much have your average cyberpunk setting made real to a disturbing extent.
Just wait for the corporate serfdom to start... =__=
I'm sorry. You belong to the Google Imperium. You cannot interact with someone from the Amazon alliance...
Hayley Wilson Disney is Thanos
I feel like at this point disney is trying to take over the world
basane gamede They pretty much already have ar thia point lol
The media world 🌎....ZA WARUDO
Let them.
@@FlintG 😂😂😂😂
They're too small to, think Google
"The movie theaters are only going to last 10 years tops"
Coronavirus: make that one year
HBO Max: make that one month
@@879SCSP lmao😂😂
@@879SCSP literally every streaming service: ‘make it a day’
@@theSonicguy001 disney+,hbomax and netflix:make it 18 hours
@@ProjektTaku Godzilla v Kong: hold our box office money
That fourth wall break was actually terrifying.
“Watching your DisneyTube on your Mickypad pro 6” I can’t
Right?🤣
Read this the same time he said it lol
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 I fell off my bed laughi ng
In 2047...
Yo this guy is more terrifying than any other villain I've seen in a while...
Thats true....
Ikr
Love'd to see some show like that, hmm
Netflix: You don't have Batman
Disney: Not yet
Bob Iger: Note that down
Me in the outside:*Laughing*
Me inside:*Knowing that Disney will own everything one day*
I feel like Disney and Google are playing the same game from two different sides
*Disney buys google* now we own movies and the internet
Spectarium lmao
Slowly they gather up a army to collect the 6 infinity streaming sights and destroy the other one
just like clone wars
We'll have to see who buys who
Disney+: *_releases_*
Netflix: *_finally teams up with Nickelodeon in a last minute attempt_*
Also Netflix: *_finally starts to buy all the available seasons for their TV shows that they stream_*
Edit: Netflix is going to lose this war smh 🤦🏾♂️😭
This is great. Nickelodeon will make original films and series for Netflix.
And did you hear that Squidward is getting his own spin-off.
So thats why i found Victorious on Netflix
@@nickgadson266 At the behest of the now dead creator who specifically told them not to make spin offs of SpongeBob SquarePants stuff.
Aingeal Jackson I’m so glad i can now rewatch that series again. It’s so funny even now.
Janiz Makudomaru Not much has been confirmed yet. But I think he might be one of the best options to focus on. He’s relatable to almost any adult, has his own sense of humor, and is entertaining to watch.
I like how this their way of voicing their opinions on the happenings of the entertainment business as well as being funny
You know what I'm scared of when it comes to the entertainment industry? That Illumination now uses algorithms to write their kids movies, because they figured out how to highjack their brains. That the UA-cam algorithm is not only abusing creators for all their worth, but also intentionally benefitting these disturbing kids videos, also with the intent of highjacking kids brains for clicks. That Hollywood is apperantly full sexual abusers who have spent decades using their money and privilige in order to get away with everything and silencing their victims, one of them even having become President of the United States.
But yeah... Disney+. Scary.
Dick: " think back to this moment when you had the .. illusion of choice"
Disney + add pops up
Me : "I'm scared"
“I literally don’t see people. I see potential revenue streams.”
disney speaks my language
Quote of the day
Heard it while I read it
When the video said paid promotion i thought disney had bought warp zone too 😂😂
What If they already bought them 😨
God no I hope not
They are owned be GMM
Georgie Mac i wouldn’t be surprised
@@hamzaghazi no warp zone own themselves
"Quality is irrelevant to me"
The most Disney quote you could put in
But it's crazy the quality they have tough
Tv Maniac wtf??? If they haven’t quality, they wouldn’t have the biggest box offices!!!
@@Webber-sr3xk You can put half-assed live-action adaptions that lack even half the heart of the originals and still bank on the nostalgia of millions who will keep coming back without hesitation.
@@Webber-sr3xk what to your grammar bro.
Except marvel
"Quality is irrelevant to me." That line aged like fine wine. 😅
This is scarier than every horror movie ever made
Bro everyone has their own choises in being scared, chill
When he breaks the 4th wall then it is mega creepy.
@@bhavyadua2399 how is he not being chill?
Ned netflix, Amazon Amy, UA-cam yokkel and twitch tim in Digsaw (Disney+Jigsaw)
Hell he ain’t lying. That much money and power? How is this not breaking antitrust laws
"There's only one person on earth too busy for Star Wars (Kevin Feige), AND EVEN THAT MOTHERF***ER IS MAKING A STAR WARS!!!"
Best line
*yes indeed*
Yep no questions asked
I thought best line was read more sign
@@Ameerkat !
Me in 2020: Disney's powerful, but they're not going to take over the world
Me in 2100: **watching Disney UA-cam Plus on my DisneyPhone in Mickeyopthia**
bruh this is a copy paste of another comment dude-
I would be 103 in 2100 so I may still be alive
Mohammed Ali the g I'll be 109 years old by then I'm 9 right now
Mohammed Ali the g remember he is 9 years old...
Mohammed Ali the g I hate math
It’s hard for me to not think that Disney has run out of ideas because the’re buying all these companies so Disney doesn’t die out
No, sir. I don't think this is a joke. This is very serious.
Me:
Disney retards: I love this....
Me: i want to kill myself
stalking.eclipse what?
@@Webber-sr3xk huh?
Me:“Ha jokes on you Disney+ I read books-“
Disney+: Starts releasing books
Not Disney+ but Disney does already release books. Have for a long time now
Disney has their own publishing companies. I read a lot of books too and have read a few of theirs. They have some good authors commissioned to do books based on their characters.
Blue Shard Oh, I kinda didn’t really know, thanks.
@R. Alisha No. I'm currently reading The Phantom of the Opera, the Muppets Meet the Classics version. Very odd since they're in the 1800s, but there is UA-cam and jet skis. And the phantom (Uncle Deadly) mentions in a letter that he's looking forward to the day when you can record your voice. So, if UA-cam exists, you can record your voice. It's still pretty entertaining. And some parts are clever. Instead of the Angel of Music, Piggy's (Christine) father (Rowlf) refers to the Koozebanian of Music. It's not a Disney publishing company, it's Penguin. I don't have a Disney book on deck for a while. I've got a few of the Twisted Tales books to read though. I've read the Beast one.
@R. Alisha The Beast one was okay. It seemed like it didn't really get a resolved ending and could have a sequel. But, as far as I know, they don't have a sequel planned. As for reading, best advice is just to set aside time to read each day and take a book with you places. Like, if you go to the doctor, bring a book instead of looking at things on your phone. Studies have shown that it takes a lot of concentration to read a book and that things like computers and phones have us used to switching quickly between tasks, so it becomes harder to read unless you get into the habit of reading.
Netflix: "...But at this rate you're gonna own everything in the world!!"
Disney: This is the way!
occ77 I have spoken
“*baby Yoda noises*”
Everyone:THIS IS THE WAY!
Disney is the Empire
Sony, WB, universal, formally Fox (recently turned) are the rebel alliance
Actually Anime, they will never own that
0:08 considering the snap, he should have said "i know a guy with a great glove, he can make this whole thing disappear just like that"
"Hey Batman, catch" - lost it there.
I love that Batman is just strolling around Disney headquarters 😂
@@Kelly99844 that had me crying 😂
That little: "Ha, ha, ha, nice." From Batman just made my day
Dolphin it’s funny because Batman’s already rich
When asked who is the most powerful avenger, people say Wanda or Strange or Thor, or Captain Marvel. But they are all wrong.
It's Mickey. His cheese touch knows no bounds.
And he rescued Ant-man from quantum realm in Endgame. Let's not forget that.
@@shuvospeaking3250 🤣
Thor
I forgot- do I own you?
I mean, I’d like to see Jim Carey’s Mask go up against Thanos.
The only problem with that is avatar the last airbender, everyone loves that
Too bad that the cartoon creators left. :P
"We are . . . Inevitable."
So Disney is basically Thanos.
Worse. Disney owns Thanos. Disney is Galactus.
Just a Galactus consumes planets, Disney consumes intellectual properties and defecates profits.
Thanos was merely one of the toys in their toy box.
@@ChatterNet well, "I am inevitable" is Thanos' line, but I totally see your point.
@@ChatterNet But Disney owns Marvel.....
They are gonna take half of everything
So who will defeat Disney
Im scared, Davis took this to a whole nother level
Grammar check: I'm* and a forgotten period.
Grammar Man Away!!! (Visualize grammar man flying away, please).
Also, nother isn't a word. It should be "another whole level"
Mira Pistorius no it should be a whole other level
2019: Disney makes its own streaming server
2040: Disney makes a country
*buys.
They will buy America
More like 2025 Disney makes its own country
I weirdly actually want this
2100: Disney owns the world.
@@calvine295 Year 10,000: Disney conquers the Observable Universe
They need to redo this as they are both going down the rabbit hole
nah netflix's fine .
This is funny but a little scary too. Disney seems to own damn near everything. Movie theaters and cable will more than likely be obsolete in the future as well, this is more on nose then many people may realize.
The1theycall Foo bruh Disney will get smited if they have a monopoly don’t worry
Dude disney will dominate the industry.
The1theycall Foo Plus they’ve owned Hulu for a while now, they had a steaming service
Theaters and cable (TV as it is known, in general) will be obsolete, Disney+ or not. They are relics of the past.
camoes aoyza legally they can’t own everything that’s how capitalism works
Two days later: The Warp Zone is bought by Disney and is now on Disney plus
“Watching Disney Tube on your Mickey Pad Pro Six” XD
Swear was looking hard for this comment!!! Dude i lost it!!! XD!!
Nuragna theBloodedge best part of the whole video xD
partner with Google, they be unstoppalbe
I started dying😂😂😂
3:06 well this is aged like milk in the sun 😂
"with only three circles i dominate the planet" -Walt Disney
ERB 4 life
Yeeeeessa erb
same energy tbh
Disney: Trying to crush Netflix
Netflix: Trying to make a comeback by teaming up with Nickelodeon
Me who has both services: *Intense popcorn eating*
MegaCoin yeah pretty much I’m just gonna take a seat with ya
Scooch over and make some room for me.
What up guys🍿😳🥤
2019: Disney makes Disney+
2109: Disney makes religion
all hail disnism. our lives are nothing without Walt
praise be to Walt Disney he died for our entertainment.
blessed we are thanks to our holy Lord Walt the only Man to be given mouse speak and speak to our god, praise him
Amen
Meme4U Videos mickynism
kind of like polaris in the 100
So u havent heard of the mickey mouse cult ?
Yo it's crazy how accurate this is 2 yrs later
Mr. Richards who did Mickey kill? Mr Richards...
Saintprick it was you turn around
according to Filthy Frank, Goofy killed someone
Epstein...
Hòa Nguyễn Goffy killed a bunch of elementary school kids
#disneyisdead #killthemouse
Well that was unsettling
The apocalypse is a mouse.
*Is.* we're currently in the time when this is going down.
Disney+ “Exists”
Netflix: (chuckles) I’m in danger
The Evil Spider-Man Yup lol I have no reason to use netflix.
AlphaMax Well for Stranger Things of course
And I don’t hate Netflix.
More like “(sobbing heavily) I’m in danger”
AlphaMax Netflix has everything else that Disney can’t have. Disney Plus is kind of a failure
@@Mr_Mimestamp i dont think you understand
Honestly though, the Disney+ Clone Wars finale was perfection and I am happy it was made
Yes it was and Netflix cancelled when they already had started on the next season. Some of what was planned for it like the bad batch arc became a Disney's final season
If it didn’t have the sisters arc and had the utapau, cad bane and boba episodes instead then yeah.
Disney+: I am inevitable
Nickelodeon teaming up with Netflix: *Emo Peter dance*
Seph + CARTOON NETWORK
@@robocookie6328 cartoon network is teaming up with hbo max since warner owns both they are even bringing back adventure time
Disney:....Now.
Nick: *Difuses Netflex, then A Big Pair of Mouse Ears come out of my Head and i Whirl on Net, and Hold Craig the Snake at Him*
Net: Nick...?
Net: Ah-Ha-ha-ha-ha....
Disney: Goooooood. Now Net, You UNDERSTAND what Must be Done, Dont you.
Net:....*gulp*
Alexander Palmer so is it coming to Netflix or no?
@@crb6603 no its gonna be on the new streaming service hbo max
U dont own the Batman
Disney: Not yet😂
@@nyanpaul8819 ok and?
Nyan Paul it was a quote from the video my guy
I doubt that Warner bro’s would let Disney buy them. Who do you think is bigger Disney or Warner bro’s.
Agustin Landeros Disney would still give a large payment
Netflix: "You've turned streaming against me?"
Disney: "You have done that yourself!"
You will not take them from me!
Anikan- “I HATE YOUUU”
@@wolfman2249 only a sith deals in absolutes
Disney:: In my view Netflix is evil.. then you truly are lost!!!
The Noobinator Disney:holding streaming in a force choke squeezing all the money from it
Netflix:”let her go Disney”
Netflix(to Disney):”You don’t own Batman.”
Me, in 2022: You sure about that?
“Even youtube”
Google be like: “you know we can still buy you, right”
I know right
@@thekingofracoons Disney Bought Fox for 70 billion...
Apple could buy google and still have enough money to buy Disney at twice its net worth
I typed this comment google is about 10billon off a trillion and apples 1.5 trillion nearly 2 trillion
Oaky never mind google just got to a trillion and apples 1.578 trillion
Netflix: "What's your problem with me"
Disney: "MONEY"
Disney should have ended by saying. “I have Spoken”
Haha. Love that show. Can't wait till the new episode
From that Star Wars show that they just started
May have been filmed before that first episode aired.
This deserves a update/ sequel just like disney would have wanted.
"There's only one person on this planet too busy for Star Wars. Kevin Feige, and even that motherf***** is doing a Star Wars movie"
Favorite part of the video lol
It’s funny because He’s right when he’s talking about how Disney will own the world lol
ScuttleB Gamer except for China ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I hope you are joking. There is so much evil in the corporate world... why the heck are people scared and critical of frickin Disney?
HBO Max is coming, bitches.
Drace90 and there offended by Winnie the Pooh claiming that they think he’s a stereotype of the Chinese president Xi jinping
@@RockerMicke1 it's not a sterotype. He just looks a bit like him, and China overreacted.
Damn, it’s kinda scary how *good* Davis plays a maniacal, evil, corrupt business man genius.
"I know guy he's great with Bleach. He's gonna make this whole thing disappear."
Holly shit did that age impossibly well.
Disney: we can do anything better than you.
Netflix: what about rated r movies or even UNRATED.
And "new" Content and not only reboots , Remakes and the 10th StarWars series. Disney is the microwavefood for the masses. And people are so mindless and buy everything that glitters even If its Shit.
Deadpool starts crying in the corner
And I oop
Deadpool 3 is still gonna be rated R
But for real, they're going to release any "adult content" on hulu
Disney - we are inevitable
Netflix - we've moved up just to get down
Hulu - *smoking a cigarette in the background*
Amazon - we chill
UA-cam - you can't stop us man
Crunchy Role - *is living the high life*
Hulu is mostly owned by Disney
And HBO Max is coming! >:-)
@@B1-K4R it isn't mostly owned, it is owned entirely by Disney just like ESPN.
Disney will buy Toei
Funimation - People know we exist too right?
“Eventually those Stranger Things kids will grow up no matter how many coffee and cigarettes you give them.”
I swear to god i read this comment while hearing bob say the same word
@@nannobot1280 Same, you dont have to believe me, but I started reading and BOOM
@@gginso5512 SAME
@Rida Loikili what
Nanno bot12 same
"Quality is irrelevant to me."
Dick Richards-2019
Netflix: But you don't own Batman.
Disney: Not yet.
Me: Does this mean we will get an Avengers and Justice League team up movie eventually?
if Disney eventually buys all of DC, we might get a Marvel vs DC movie.
No
Disney: Even better, we will throw in disney princesses.
I would not bet on that yet, DC is making their own streaming service.
@@beanietoes350 they already have one
Disney: makes Disney+
Netflix: buys more anime in revolt
Perfectly balanced
As all things should be.
@@thetwilightgamer I was waiting for someone to say that
@@thetwilightgamer so you could say "I've been expecting you"
Wack Donalds as all- fuck.
As long as they have anime they will always win in my heart
Wait, did someone actually think this was a joke? It wasn't obvious that Disney was doing that?
Nah its real
Doing what exactly? The same thing as a dozen other streaming platforms? They only difference between Disney Plus and CBS All Access, Peacock, or Amazon is that they actually have properties people want to watch. And before you go off on them buying stuff... what did they buy exactly? Their animated films are all theirs, or at least produced by them via Pixar. The live-action remakes is just them picking the corpse of their old IPs (same as everyone else is doing). The MCU became a smash despite the most profitable characters in Marvel's portfolio already being licensed to other studios. The only thing they outright bought that got them here was Lucasfilm. Now they've bought Fox too, but they paid a HEFTY price for a dying studio's portfolio. Honestly, I expect us to look back in a few years and say that they choked on Fox.
Isn't Netflix already in massive debt anyway?
@@silverblade357 Yeah. That was one of the things about this video. Netflix wouldn't be confused about someone willing to lose money in order to expand marketshare in order to taker over the world. That's THEIR plan.
I stocked up on Disney stock right before Disney plus was added ima retire off there shady practices
In 2050: Disney becomes a multy quintillion dollar company
Disney when this happens: bippity boppity your life is now my property
Disney:We well acquire everything till theres nothing left
Google:hold my beer
"Dumbass" - Red Foreman
I know damn well he didn’t just quote thanos mid argument-
xDre Tsuyoshix well he owns him. God damn he’s ruthless
Stfu anime profile pic
Luke Fischer it’s better than having an L has as profile pic. L for Loser!!!! Lol 😂
👀
You think anime profile pics are bad? Wait until you see GACHA LIFE PROFILE PICS.
Disney owns 30% the the world the other 70 is water
leoanrdo quevedo Oh no
Soon
"Enjoy your Disney brand water (TM) for only$4.99 a bottle"
I seen this comment before.
You mean Nestlé because they own most of the water brands
Ducking mint