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    Guard Reaction to Armor Dovahkiin
    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition
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  • @thesovietonion4671
    @thesovietonion4671 4 місяці тому +15568

    Bro just came when he saw the ancient armor😂

  • @cthulhu1797
    @cthulhu1797 4 місяці тому +9874

    From what i remember, some guards (if not all) act super respectful towards the dark brotherhood armor, and some will say "hail sithis"

    • @BronzeApostle
      @BronzeApostle 4 місяці тому +1123

      Hmm. Probably because they don't wanna be assassinated lol

    • @theguywiththeoldds3896
      @theguywiththeoldds3896 4 місяці тому +1382

      "Pssst I know who you are, hail sithis"

    • @theguywiththeoldds3896
      @theguywiththeoldds3896 4 місяці тому

      ​@@BronzeApostleI always thought they were assassins in disguise or contacts to listen for rumors of ppl doing the sacrament

    • @ctwise12
      @ctwise12 4 місяці тому +165

      @@theguywiththeoldds3896heil hydra 😉

    • @Rayfireful
      @Rayfireful 4 місяці тому +385

      not the armor, you in particular if you finish their questline

  • @levbac6711
    @levbac6711 4 місяці тому +2265

    Dude loved iron armor. Couldn‘t shut up about it hahaha

    • @UwUImShio
      @UwUImShio 3 місяці тому +108

      It was a bit endearing tho like a nerdy person talking about their hobby/interest

    • @jayewrite1256
      @jayewrite1256 2 місяці тому +41

      I’ve always enjoyed the look of the steel plate armor, to me it always looked best because looked strong enough to not look like you just put on the first thing you found, but not over the top like deadric or dragon.

    • @theuntimelyhippo7232
      @theuntimelyhippo7232 Місяць тому +21

      Probably reminiscing of his days as a mercenary, before he took an arrow in the knee

    • @richiegigas8628
      @richiegigas8628 Місяць тому +4

      @@jayewrite1256 agreed

  • @PeetzaPieAmore
    @PeetzaPieAmore 4 місяці тому +4446

    “The Gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon, I can respect that”.

    • @philloko5326
      @philloko5326 4 місяці тому +48

      😏😏😏

    • @user-uq1fw1zg9b
      @user-uq1fw1zg9b 4 місяці тому +51

      Ah two handed so satisfying mixed with a stealth build

    • @user-if1ve1vt7h
      @user-if1ve1vt7h 3 місяці тому +64

      “Might wanna get a new helm too, the one you got there’s ancient, from the oblivion days. I’d give you mine but it’s got a two-handed wielding enchant.”
      “Can you even lift a great sword?”
      “I don’t know, never tried, just helps me when I tinkle”

    • @Toby_0ne
      @Toby_0ne 3 місяці тому

      ​@@user-if1ve1vt7h senile scribbles 😂

    • @UwUImShio
      @UwUImShio 3 місяці тому +4

      The khajiit technique

  • @kumbandit
    @kumbandit 4 місяці тому +3605

    "Is your armor made of... Dragon bones?? What I wouldn't give for a set of those..."

    • @metalman7825
      @metalman7825 4 місяці тому +184

      I’d love if I could give that guard my dragon bone armor(iv got enough to make 10more sets) just to see one guard walking around the hold looking like a badass in front of all the others.

    • @Kami-Sama197
      @Kami-Sama197 4 місяці тому +61

      @@metalman7825 agreed, like they give us 2000 gold or something and we make and give them the set lol

    • @mmrtommyg01
      @mmrtommyg01 4 місяці тому +47

      ​@@metalman7825reverse pickpocket the armor in their inventory, they might equip it

    • @max7971
      @max7971 4 місяці тому +24

      Funnily enough, dragon scale was standard issue for imperial light troops, along with crossbows.

    • @ombnonsensicalnuts7875
      @ombnonsensicalnuts7875 4 місяці тому +34

      ​@@max7971that's when dragons were about in abundance they just came back at the start of the elder scrolls

  • @johnclyde7949
    @johnclyde7949 4 місяці тому +625

    Bro knows all the armor he used to be an adventurer like you

    • @enderkahn1018
      @enderkahn1018 4 місяці тому +31

      Whatever caused him to go out of adventuring?

    • @anakomaru
      @anakomaru 4 місяці тому +33

      Something about his knee?

    • @lazarorivas2691
      @lazarorivas2691 4 місяці тому +21

      ​@enderkahn1018 he grew hate towards arrows or something like that

    • @salamanca_edits
      @salamanca_edits 3 місяці тому +19

      @@lazarorivas2691 something about him wishing for a nuclear winter right?

    • @genesius624
      @genesius624 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@salamanca_editssomething about a big iron on his hip if I remember correctly?

  • @alvaroisboss5
    @alvaroisboss5 Місяць тому +204

    “Ugly and strong,like those who forged it” is wild lol

  • @user-rl2ko6bs8g
    @user-rl2ko6bs8g 4 місяці тому +2335

    Bro violated the orc race

    • @Liminal_SpaceMonkey
      @Liminal_SpaceMonkey 4 місяці тому +115

      Idk is being ugly a compliment or an insult for an orc? Malacath is a the daedric god of ugly thinks I think? Lol

    • @Laura.Cynthia
      @Laura.Cynthia 4 місяці тому +54

      bro never visit Morrowind for sure 💀💀

    • @aggrocanthosaurus9368
      @aggrocanthosaurus9368 4 місяці тому +75

      Idk he called them strong in the same breath so orcs prolly wouldn't take much offense

    • @kthrash9943
      @kthrash9943 4 місяці тому +35

      I remember the time I played an orc and heard that comment I immediately killed the guard. 😂

    • @LordofDaggerfall
      @LordofDaggerfall 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@@Laura.Cynthia Too all the noobs only the Nords can be racist.

  • @somebody700
    @somebody700 4 місяці тому +3802

    Skyrim, where the top two stealth based organizations (Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood) wear armor that's recognized from a mile away to be distinct to them.

    • @mar71n32n0v1lLL0
      @mar71n32n0v1lLL0 4 місяці тому +259

      Well... they *are* the uncontested (unless put against one another) masters of stealth. If you see them, you either weren't the target (DB), or you *were* the target (TG) and they're too far to catch now, and showing you their asses as they run with your loot is just a bonus objective..

    • @thesovietonion4671
      @thesovietonion4671 4 місяці тому +210

      It’s like the cartel, it’s so obvious who’s a member but they’re so powerful it doesn’t matter

    • @alexmoran7886
      @alexmoran7886 4 місяці тому +93

      In essence "yea I'm an assassin. Do something bout it"
      Guards: "......I've never seen whoever that was in the stylish red armor and I just forgot"

    • @TH3H3LLR41S3R
      @TH3H3LLR41S3R 4 місяці тому +12

      Thieves guild in skyrim is also 90% wrong for what a thieves guild in tamriel is.

    • @MerryMountainLandscape-ld5ev
      @MerryMountainLandscape-ld5ev 4 місяці тому +31

      ​@@TH3H3LLR41S3Risn't Skyrim in tamriel? Meaning it is a cannonical example of the thieves guild in tamriel, and therefore 100% accurate to itself...
      And this sect had been without a listener for how long? And aren't the other sects disbanded?
      Then the differences would make sense... They've been drifting without guidance from the mother

  • @AnActualRedPanda
    @AnActualRedPanda 4 місяці тому +783

    “Lightly armored means light on your feet. Smart.” My sneaky characters heard that a lot

    • @AndrewVasirov
      @AndrewVasirov 4 місяці тому +8

      Especially when you are trying to sneak around!

    • @blueknife7728
      @blueknife7728 4 місяці тому +3

      My wizard set had light amour too as it was cloth mostly and I got that too. After I heard that I was like "yeah i smart 😏"

    • @rock7146
      @rock7146 3 місяці тому

      why arent you wearing heavy armor on a sneaky character?

    • @AnActualRedPanda
      @AnActualRedPanda 2 місяці тому +1

      @@rock7146 because heavy armor makes noises that ncps hear which ruins sneaking with heavy armor. I think there’s a perk that you can get late game that fixes it though

    • @dazeen9591
      @dazeen9591 Місяць тому

      The orphanage keeps complaining and saying "naked naked naked" they must not like my skin armor

  • @user-fg3hz8vt8b
    @user-fg3hz8vt8b 4 місяці тому +160

    when they say "hail summoner, conjure me up a warm bed would you?" like NAHHH💀💀

    • @alice-dl6mf
      @alice-dl6mf 28 днів тому +13

      I have a mod that can place furniture in the world, so I always do 😂

  • @Armagilord123
    @Armagilord123 4 місяці тому +690

    Daedric armor has no dialogue like this but gives a hidden boost to intimidation checks

    • @tavonlachapelle5057
      @tavonlachapelle5057 4 місяці тому +22

      Feel stupid for asking but really?

    • @juggernoglady
      @juggernoglady 4 місяці тому +118

      Lore wise it should yeah, imagine seeing a dude wearing the armor of the soldiers of oblivion itself (which is basically hell in the scrolls universe iirc)

    • @Armagilord123
      @Armagilord123 4 місяці тому +50

      @tavonlachapelle5057 yea it's hilarious. I think it is equal to 10 speech levels but don't quote me on that

    • @Threat_LvL
      @Threat_LvL 4 місяці тому

      ​@@tavonlachapelle5057yes. Google it

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 4 місяці тому +14

      I wonder if the Master Necromancer stuff with the skull mask also gives that, at least in the dialogue some NPCs including guards get spooked by it.

  • @BorgManGroup
    @BorgManGroup 4 місяці тому +389

    “I know thieve’s armor when I see it. Can’t fool me.”
    Bro why am I even apart of this secret guild

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 3 місяці тому +30

      The armor is to shoe the guards not to fuck with you because maven and the guild have litterally everyone in power on their pay roll

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 3 місяці тому +18

      @@collincaperton6718still dumb, the point of a secret organization is first and foremost to be a secret

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 3 місяці тому +7

      @@Berserker3624 every secret organization has official uniforms and lore wise thieves armor has powerful enchantments that help with stealth its not the games fault that players tend to just wear one uniform no matters what they are doing

    • @uwuCaleism
      @uwuCaleism 3 місяці тому +6

      Tbf, realistically you probably wouldn’t wear it until you’re hidden and about to strike haha

    • @BigHatLoganGaming
      @BigHatLoganGaming 3 місяці тому +14

      Better question is why are you walking around in broad daylight...in uniform

  • @BLACCRAINBOW1997
    @BLACCRAINBOW1997 4 місяці тому +208

    "Ugly and strong, like those who forged it 💀💀"

    • @bertrecht913
      @bertrecht913 2 місяці тому +20

      Just the truth. Orks aren't looking beautiful in my eyes. 😅

    • @MrJH101
      @MrJH101 17 днів тому

      He wasn’t wrong tho

  • @yahyahyor
    @yahyahyor Місяць тому +176

    He was gushing about the iron armor lmaooo

  • @iamthesenate7394
    @iamthesenate7394 4 місяці тому +161

    “Ebony armor. By Ysmir, Tis a wondrous sight.”

  • @mingrui1862
    @mingrui1862 4 місяці тому +478

    You forgot the birthday suit.....
    Guard: Put some damned clothes on!

  • @xarachne8473
    @xarachne8473 Місяць тому +92

    Ancient armor: 😩😩😩😩😩😩

  • @gamegod273
    @gamegod273 4 місяці тому +76

    I just really appreciate touches like this. It's small but it makes the world feel alive (even if you've heard it 400 times)

  • @TruCheesy
    @TruCheesy 4 місяці тому +32

    "Ugly and strong, like the ones who forged it"
    ... I forged it

    • @MasquedJustice
      @MasquedJustice 2 місяці тому +1

      Guard has something he wants to say LMAO

  • @daverobinson5462
    @daverobinson5462 4 місяці тому +31

    If you wear the trailer Dragonborn armor the guards will say, “You wear the armor of a brigand.”
    😂

  • @chickenfingerpov
    @chickenfingerpov 4 місяці тому +129

    He has big dad energy.

  • @dashingdahlias8873
    @dashingdahlias8873 4 місяці тому +62

    The "armor of a mercenary" is specifically for banded iron armor

  • @Xandrick64
    @Xandrick64 4 місяці тому +5

    "Ugly and strong. Like those who forged it."
    (Orc): "HEY!!"
    "Okay okay, fine, you're not strong."
    (Orc): "That's better... ... ...HEEEYYY!!"

  • @kidfox3971
    @kidfox3971 Місяць тому +106

    If this were a modern Bethesda game, the NPCs would call everything steel armor even if it's leather.

    • @stoutplatypus729
      @stoutplatypus729 Місяць тому +4

      But, this is a modern Bethesda game.

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 Місяць тому

      ​@@stoutplatypus729That's the joke

    • @stoutplatypus729
      @stoutplatypus729 Місяць тому +2

      @@Ostr0 is that a glitch I’ve never had that

    • @kidfox3971
      @kidfox3971 Місяць тому +7

      @@stoutplatypus729 This game is 13 years old, do you consider that modern? Skyrim is as old now as Morrowind was when Fallout 4 came out, and I'm pretty sure Morrowind wasn't considered a modern game back then.

    • @DarStaal
      @DarStaal Місяць тому +3

      ​@@kidfox3971people might forget how old skyrim is because of all those re-releases and new editions throughout the years

  • @trinlb516
    @trinlb516 5 місяців тому +169

    Bro was just straight up rude with the orc armor jeez 😭😭😭😭

  • @Ninjaheiro
    @Ninjaheiro 4 місяці тому +25

    The fashion police

  • @deaveedis6295
    @deaveedis6295 4 місяці тому +180

    I love the steel plate armor, probably one of the stylish armor in Skyrim

    • @leviqueen1504
      @leviqueen1504 4 місяці тому +15

      Truly my second favorite only after the ebony plate

    • @ewald3182
      @ewald3182 4 місяці тому +15

      For me, Nordic Plate armor, it is such a nice looking armor. And under loved imo

    • @leviqueen1504
      @leviqueen1504 4 місяці тому +6

      @@ewald3182 the Nordic armor is pretty sexy you right.

    • @CelticDad2022
      @CelticDad2022 4 місяці тому +4

      Steel Plate and Nordic are my favorite armor sets from this game. Countless hours spent running around in my OG playthrough with steel plate armor, glass greatsword, bow and like 1000+ arrows lol. Orc go brrrr

    • @Chill_philosophy
      @Chill_philosophy 4 місяці тому +1

      Facts

  • @cherrycola4476
    @cherrycola4476 4 місяці тому +8

    "You wear the armor of a brigande, ive got my eye on you "

  • @charmedrools1
    @charmedrools1 4 місяці тому +9

    You missed Fur saying you look like a bandit, dragon scale and bone also have reactions with slightly different wording but the guard being impressed.

  • @emaciatedFlower
    @emaciatedFlower 4 місяці тому +8

    The ebony armor dialog is my favorite

  • @InvisiblerApple
    @InvisiblerApple 4 місяці тому +5

    *impressed whistle* "Who'd you have to kill to get a blade like that?"

  • @bellabuilder4160
    @bellabuilder4160 Місяць тому +10

    this guard is an armor-nerd

  • @mrclean29
    @mrclean29 4 місяці тому +164

    I love how the Thieves Guild is all about fooling everyone (at least outside of Riften, there they intimidate), yet every other guard knows how the “thieves guild uniform” looks like.

    • @timetravelingpenguin
      @timetravelingpenguin 4 місяці тому +24

      I swear the guards have some 4th wall breaking knowledge. They're the only ones who actively comment on everything you do in game

    • @bloodshdalwayz3565
      @bloodshdalwayz3565 4 місяці тому +16

      @@timetravelingpenguinfor real the amount of daedric artifacts they know details about is wild

    • @burgre2965
      @burgre2965 4 місяці тому +10

      Suprised guards dont have the same reaction to dark brotherhood armor, as if they arent the only people in skyrim running around in the weird black and red gimp suits. All you get is an occasional "psst ik who u are hail sithis", like its some sort of secret that only a handful of random affiliated guards know about

    • @timetravelingpenguin
      @timetravelingpenguin 4 місяці тому +7

      @@bloodshdalwayz3565 honestly I'm more surprised that they act suspicious of thieves guild Armour than dark brotherhood armour. Thieves guild armour could easily just be regular leather armour, but the dark brotherhood black and bright red is very distinct.
      Although I get the impression that the dark brotherhood is more respected than the thieves guild in Skyrim which is wild to me

    • @voidwalker9746
      @voidwalker9746 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@timetravelingpenguinevery hold guard in Skyrim seemingly knows about the Dawnguard before you do.

  • @hugmuun
    @hugmuun 4 місяці тому +7

    I remember when i got bored on a playthrough and i reverse pickpocketed a set of dragon armor for every citizen of white run to have

  • @GoodOldGamer
    @GoodOldGamer 4 місяці тому +4

    I wish more game NPCs recognized your outfits like this. It's simple, but so much more immersive.

  • @emykus7717
    @emykus7717 4 місяці тому +7

    Pulls up on full plate dragon armor:
    By the devines! Gods walk among us! Everyone, EVERYONE! Make way our honored guest, wouldn't want to upset our Lord.

  • @all_blacktee
    @all_blacktee Місяць тому +29

    Bro ain’t a hater 💯

  • @dasauser
    @dasauser Місяць тому +6

    Now that's a fine armor. Good old fashioned стиль.

  • @regalcartoon3952
    @regalcartoon3952 4 місяці тому +10

    Guard: “I know Thieves Guild Armor when I see it!”
    Dragonborn: *gets up close and personal* “We own your fellow guardsmen, and you don’t know it yet but we own you too…”

  • @ham8426
    @ham8426 4 місяці тому +7

    I recall there's a line for fur armor and something about it being common bandit wear and you should watch your step while in town.

  • @imklix
    @imklix 4 місяці тому +50

    I wish they did the whole FO New Vegas thing with Armour and Clothing for factions, doesn’t make sense to walk into an imperial camp covered in storm cloak armour and not get into a fight 😂

    • @sergiofranco6088
      @sergiofranco6088 4 місяці тому +5

      There is just one npc that fights you over it in Solitude

    • @imklix
      @imklix 4 місяці тому +6

      @@sergiofranco6088 and it’s only if you tell them directly in conversation that you support the Rebels

    • @airjabs
      @airjabs 4 місяці тому +3

      It wasn’t developed by Bethesda so makes sense

    • @owenhockley9124
      @owenhockley9124 4 місяці тому +1

      Made by different ppl that’s why and it would have made Skyrim very annoying to play considering there’s double the factions in Skyrim.

    • @imklix
      @imklix 4 місяці тому +2

      @@owenhockley9124 what some people see as “annoying” others see as “immersive”, I agree with you 15 factions compared to 4 is way too many, however not all would need different dialogue, just the opposing sides such as Vampires and Dawnguard or Storm-cloaks and Imperials, would add that sense of realism in my opinion.
      You could be happily walking along past a group of imperial soldiers with a captured war criminal in full storm cloak armour and they wouldn’t even bat an eye, but in game their hatred is made out to be ‘kill on sight’

  • @SeeNo3vil98
    @SeeNo3vil98 4 місяці тому +15

    He really likes iron armour 😂

  • @_CallmeJay
    @_CallmeJay 3 місяці тому +2

    Darkbrotherhood:
    "Hey, I know who you are... hail Sithis!"

  • @Gunky-Bins
    @Gunky-Bins Місяць тому +4

    “Ugly and strong like those who forged it” 😂💀

  • @bigsmoke2657
    @bigsmoke2657 4 місяці тому +12

    Skyrims background music will always light a feeling in me of past times that will never come back again

  • @PutYoRhymeOn
    @PutYoRhymeOn 3 місяці тому +3

    Bro roasted and complimented the whole orc race at the same time 😂

  • @joebuckley2180
    @joebuckley2180 3 місяці тому +4

    Steel armor (vatiant with the shoulder plates) is aesthetically my favorite in the game. Fits the environment with the fur to keep you warm and provide cushioning, practical coverage, no excessive sharp points. It's practical and not flashy, making it my favorite from a role-playing perspective. Second favorite ignores all of those points because as a dragon slayer it's cool to wear their bones as your armor against their brethren

  • @edwardsparks4290
    @edwardsparks4290 4 місяці тому +5

    They also react to Daedric and Dragonbone armor. I wish they Reacted to Nordic Carved and Stalhrim 😢

  • @Ki11er_sean
    @Ki11er_sean 4 місяці тому +2

    "That is armor is dark as night" best armor in the game imo

  • @Kikoou
    @Kikoou 4 місяці тому +2

    I hate how I rarely hear these lines, like they barely exist. It's always just the same "No lollygaggin" or "I took an arrow to the knee"

    • @Jake909-rn6me
      @Jake909-rn6me 4 місяці тому +1

      Aw what happened someone steal your sweet roll

  • @alexmaldonado764
    @alexmaldonado764 4 місяці тому +8

    Cotton armor extra absorbent. To cushion the blows. And yet breathable.

    • @serencefrostbite3362
      @serencefrostbite3362 4 місяці тому +3

      You sounds like a mage 😂

    • @yuhyuh7603
      @yuhyuh7603 4 місяці тому +1

      Stone flesh, steadfast ward, fireba... *stagger* ... *decapitation*

    • @serencefrostbite3362
      @serencefrostbite3362 4 місяці тому +1

      @@yuhyuh7603 man I'm level 48 , and just started to get into magic. Death cutscenes like that happen every 3 fights or so 😂

  • @sorenkarna2619
    @sorenkarna2619 4 місяці тому +37

    That Iron dialogue is lengthy

    • @andygonzalez6801
      @andygonzalez6801 4 місяці тому +8

      bro
      likes the fe

    • @kubaGR8
      @kubaGR8 4 місяці тому +4

      One of the lines only plays for Banded Iron Armour. Specifically the "Mercenary" one

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Місяць тому +6

    I personally prefer that blue armor paired with Mirak's mask

  • @timothy4727
    @timothy4727 4 місяці тому +8

    Says the guy who took an arrow to the knee….

  • @ecstasyman6147
    @ecstasyman6147 4 місяці тому +1

    You dont wanna know what the guards think of your elven armor

  • @grammeland1
    @grammeland1 Місяць тому +7

    Why even have Part 1 if there isnt a part 2

  • @ColonelMetus
    @ColonelMetus Місяць тому +4

    That guard really likes iron

  • @raychii7361
    @raychii7361 4 місяці тому +4

    This ua the cool police officer who stop you to talk about car's.

  • @Jayden-lu7od
    @Jayden-lu7od Місяць тому +24

    I love the look of Steel plate, also wtf is that ancient armor and how do I get it?

    • @thegamingwolf5612
      @thegamingwolf5612 Місяць тому +9

      It's ancient nord armour you can make it at the sky forge after completing the companion quest line

    • @Jayden-lu7od
      @Jayden-lu7od Місяць тому +6

      @@thegamingwolf5612 gotcha! I’ve never completed the companion quest line so that makes sense.

    • @mister_chaos8290
      @mister_chaos8290 Місяць тому +3

      you can find it on some draugr.

    • @ballincollin908
      @ballincollin908 27 днів тому

      It doesn't have very good defense, the sane as regular iron iirc. There's a nord ruin in the eastmost bottom corner of the map (over near riften) that contains ghosts who drop sets of it. It's also the armor that Aela wears. Hope this helps.

  • @theenderdood9329
    @theenderdood9329 Місяць тому +1

    “Ugly and strong like the ones who forged it” Bro just did the orcs dirty with that comment

  • @Leon-mk1wn
    @Leon-mk1wn 4 місяці тому +23

    Dang it! Im bout to wear ancient nord set, now i think i wont do it anymore lolol

  • @The_Jade_Dragon
    @The_Jade_Dragon 4 місяці тому +1

    Truly amazes me just how much dialog this game has

  • @tavariswilson3361
    @tavariswilson3361 3 місяці тому +1

    I loved the compliments on my armor, weapons and skills from the guards, I felt like we were fist bumping as we walked past each other haha

  • @damiendingus-xp6ki
    @damiendingus-xp6ki 14 днів тому

    Okay, that guard is good and smart. And he puts his life on the line for others as a job. He's badass.

  • @josephtime90
    @josephtime90 4 місяці тому +1

    Fine I’ll play Skyrim for 209th time

  • @martymcyourflysdown6872
    @martymcyourflysdown6872 23 дні тому +1

    “You’re not fooling anyone”
    *Continues to fool everyone and steal guards entire inventory*

  • @josuenequiz1128
    @josuenequiz1128 3 місяці тому +1

    That guard wasn't lying he did use to be an adventurer, enough to know his shit, until he took an arrow to the knee

  • @BetterChoicesNeeded
    @BetterChoicesNeeded 4 місяці тому

    “Now that’s a solid choice of armour” 😂 noice

  • @brockalee
    @brockalee Місяць тому +13

    What's he say about daedric armour?

  • @jakebatty530
    @jakebatty530 Місяць тому +1

    This guys a certified armour critique

  • @demspookz8732
    @demspookz8732 День тому

    Full enchanted Daedric:
    “Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?”

  • @keifujitora6587
    @keifujitora6587 Місяць тому

    "You wear the armor of a brigand. Best not be causing trouble on my watch."
    (Studded armor)

  • @futuristicbus61
    @futuristicbus61 3 місяці тому

    I really wish more games did this. Just having npcs comment on your gear and equipment is so cool. As well as he having them mention your characters feats such as having recently killed dragons or whatnot.

  • @ssrod
    @ssrod 4 місяці тому +6

    Waiting for part 2

  • @tomsbrown1266
    @tomsbrown1266 3 місяці тому

    "You wear the armor of a brigand. Best not cause any trouble on my watch." --Guard's commenting on the player's appearance if they are wearing studded armor.

  • @digit-zero
    @digit-zero 2 місяці тому

    "You wear the garb of a true Nord. I salute you" (wolf armor)

  • @luckytomahawk6759
    @luckytomahawk6759 3 місяці тому

    “is your armor made of… DRAGON SCALES? what I wouldn’t do for a set of that!”

  • @dumpsterchild5734
    @dumpsterchild5734 Місяць тому +3

    Yep never get old

  • @oivatank
    @oivatank Місяць тому

    Dude nuts upon seeing the ancient armor, then says “death” like Davy Jones

  • @amitsatyarthi6292
    @amitsatyarthi6292 Місяць тому +1

    I remember in my first playthrough while i was going to Iverstead i met an old orc he said he wants a good death and my weak ass level 12 warrior arrogantly went against him...he humbles me after i died 7-8 times

    • @Malpais-Legate
      @Malpais-Legate Місяць тому

      That old orc doesn't play games bro ☠️

  • @OutragedVirus66
    @OutragedVirus66 2 місяці тому

    My favorite is the fur armor. They say something along the lines of “almost mistook you for a marauder that can get you killed”

  • @clobzz
    @clobzz 2 місяці тому

    “ugly and strong, like those that forged it” bro did NOT have to roast both orcish armor AND orcs at the same time like that bruh😭

  • @LancePeebles
    @LancePeebles 3 місяці тому +2

    We need a part 2

  • @Gamersworld.
    @Gamersworld. 3 місяці тому

    Guard Reactions to Armor Sets that didn't
    get an Armor Reaction. "That armor, it looks like something out of a nightmare.😅

  • @LegoPabloman
    @LegoPabloman 2 місяці тому

    If you’re in the heavy imperial armor they will often say “ that is some fine imperial armor you have there”

  • @jackcooper1448
    @jackcooper1448 24 дні тому

    Bethesda writing:
    "Ah, [ARMOR NAME]. Very [REACTION]."

  • @user-fn1qt2xh4g
    @user-fn1qt2xh4g 3 місяці тому

    This is so aesthetically pleasing!

  • @fearfullvoid
    @fearfullvoid 3 місяці тому

    The imperial guards are some of the realest homies ever the give nothing but compliments

  • @Noem3D
    @Noem3D 2 місяці тому

    Love the Swinglish accent the guard have. Most noticeable is probably “Grave robbing”.
    I’m home in Skyrim! Haha

  • @jeffreyclifton9928
    @jeffreyclifton9928 23 дні тому

    I'd do just about anything to go back and experience this game for the first time again.

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 4 місяці тому

    "That armor wont hold up long in a real fight."
    "Bro I could be butt-ass naked and it'd still take you an hour of slashing for you to hurt me..."

  • @rizriz9214
    @rizriz9214 22 дні тому

    Nightingale armor equipped when encounter a random thief : 🔥

  • @rbkommando5456
    @rbkommando5456 4 місяці тому

    Guard: *sees elven armor* "FRICKEN KNIFE EAR PIECE OF MAMMOTH CRAP!"

  • @elliotw1784
    @elliotw1784 3 місяці тому

    “Let me guess… someone stole your sweet roll”

  • @luke4260
    @luke4260 14 днів тому

    "ugly and strong, like those who forged it" LMAO

  • @J_WRLD999
    @J_WRLD999 2 місяці тому

    “I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee”
    Skyrim Guards: 2011 - ♾️

  • @TheChungassSupreme
    @TheChungassSupreme 4 місяці тому

    The Ebony lines are always my favorite. XD

  • @carroteer
    @carroteer Місяць тому +1

    if you wait a few thousand years its not grave robbing, you can call it paleontology

  • @shanechannel7066
    @shanechannel7066 3 місяці тому

    His love for Iron and Steel shows the guard is a true Nord.