Aye remake the old vids that got taken down like the story of you stealing jordans out the thrift store and the 1 of you stealing out that dudes garage
Rydro S Thompson bats ruin ppl bad too so a lot of people don’t even like talking about they’re bad phase cause it’s just a shitty time of losing friends money and upping your criminal record 😂
Scorzi yea what the other comment said college credit high school class ofc at a college level difficulty for the most part of course I failed my fair share just being lazy :(
This is probably why he hated em. Who wants to be on a drug where you act like a complete idiot and don't even know about it. I would hate to find out from my buddy that I was acting like that.
Once I had one of those 8 hour long alcohol and drug education class that’s mandated by the court. I took 3 mg of Xanax and drank a lot cause I was severely addicted to alcohol at the time and believed I would have bad panic attacks. Ended up basically calling the teacher out on her facts and fell asleep for 4 hours. Surprised they didn’t wake me up and let me drive home..
i almost got myself a xanax prescription. after watching these videos makes me glad i never went out for it. your videos actually helped me stay safer lol
one thing ab my school growing up is that you didn't see much of this lunchtime activity at school bc most of the kids willing to do it dropped out by 10th grade. always blows my mind to hear goblin tell these stories knowing he was so young lmao
I remember one time in my gov class I was geekin and had a mini essay type thing so I somehow was able to convince the teachers assistant to write it for me that is my best academic accomplishment
Bro the same thing happened to me my homies was saying that I was yelling I wanna go swimming in the middle of class for most of the period until I just went to sleep 😂 I took two bars
bro i relate. my junior year of hs, i used to come in late, pop a few bars in AP chem and then crash in the back in the classroom. teach was a GOAT lol
ik this vid is old but i saw it on the recommended while watching another video and it instantly took me back to when I did this 😂 freshman year and had only smoked carts and nic, me and 2 homies were gonna pop a bar each but 1 of them didn’t want to and gave it to me. I guess two bars was too much and I spent my whole english class in the back just totally slumped 🤣 Thanks for bringing that hilarious memory back gob. Love your content and it always makes my day better whether im fucked up or sober🤞🖤
I had the same thing happen to me in high school , I was so barred out In class that I knocked out. Woke up to my teacher giving me a quiz I ended up crushing it in ball in the teachers face and told her I was done 😂
As a long time Goblin listener, I always come back to this vid and the one where he talks about doing Xans in the library for a good gut busting laugh 😂
I passed out in class too off the xans but lucky we were watching a space documentary so nobody really noticed. However next period i was still fucked up and the teacher knew i was fucked up on something and I told her i just had a headache and she didnt snitch. I got lucky again cause it was the hippy art teacher who def does some drugs lmao
yo this is actually how my boi and i got caught doing xans in school, we both took 3mg and i was chillin but he passed out in class and couldnt handle himself so when security came to remove him from the class they already knew he was on some shit just from the way he was stumbling. Had to do 9 group therapy sessions and 9 at home therapist sessions.
Fr fr goblin has influenced me to do a channel like yours but a bit differently cuz I just eased off my intense opioid use and slight fun w xans and ads. Crazy stories too ending with a little love story 😽😹
The 4 time i popped a xan it was blue 2 mg before i left home. I pull up to school and talk to my friend them boom blacked out and wake up in the ER getting by blood tested.( at the time i was cutting weight in very unhealthy ways by pissing more water weight and taking tiny sips of water, I also ate a grape for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 2 WEEKS prior to the incident. I WENT FROM 149 TO 138.) Turns out i was in slow mo eating a cracker and my english teacher snitched on me. I was also spilling water out of my mouth after putting it in my mouth. Our security guard pulled up and told me the office need me and to bring all my stuff my voice is really deep slow so its obvious somethings wrong and i stand up from my desk and fall/ passed out and he picks me up and i wake up and theres and orange and our TA is like give him his orange so he can feel better. I then proceed to walk slowly to door where the trash bins at and peeled the orange for straight 5 minutes . Allegedly on my way to office i passed out and fell twice and my wrestling buddy had to pick me up and carry me to the health office. Safe to say havent popped a xan since never buying a xan from a RICH ACTUALLY RICH AF WHITE BOY THINKING hes a plug and is grinding thinking hes poor. 2 days later i return to school and my mom was forced to rat me out she didnt know i popped a xan until i told an HR at the hospital and that bitch straight ratted me out to my mom. So the hospitals diagnostics was Dehydration and Benzodiazepine Overdose. My mom had to turn that into the discipline teacher and they suspended me that day and the days i already missed cuz i was ashamed to go to school. I also couldnt attend the tournament i was cutting weight for cuz i told my coach. The incident was Monday, I missed Tuesday came back Wednesday got suspended came back thursday and friday as my wrestling team is in a car and packing for a tournament 5 hours away i made the stupidest fucking choice to be honest and tell my coach i overdosed on monday and he was sooooooooooooooooooo disappointed and told me to go home i was depressed the full water boy full of purple pedialyte that i wasnt going to finish EVER i drank it in 2 seconds so depressed all the weight i cut for nothing i then proceeded to take my stuff out the truck i packed it in and I left crying disappointed, depressed i then Ate a whole fucking pizza from little ceasers and a starbucks drink from a liquor store. If you want the video of me passing out in class dm on ig @johnnyescobarr
Haven't watched yet but I just wanna say SAME. Freshman year 3mg passed out in class woke up to the vp askin me if I took anything. Got expelled. Switched schools. Life goes on.
That’s one thing I can say. I never done drugs at school. (I did do drugs after school lul) but I always got searched and was suspected of being high. BUT I did take addys as they were prescribed to me. I miss those times so so much omg. Back when my mom was alive and life was good. Sorry I’m tipsy I’ll carry on
The funny thing is that the “old American dudes” he mentioned were some of the most sexually explorative people of their time- for instance look up Benjamin Franklin, that dude was OG
yo my guy goblin just wanna let u know that youtube keeps unsubing me from your channel and unsubs every time i click on one of your vids just giving u a heads up in case im not the only one having this problem
My first can was in the back of Drivers Ed. That day our group got randomly selected to drive for our permit test. Lol your boy got his permit on xans hahaha
JUST GOT A TWITCH SUB BUTTON GIVING NECK FOR PRIME SUBS
Twitch: www.twitch.tv/gblntwitchspeedrun
adopt me i’m almost 18 we’re running out of time gobby
ALREADY SUBBED 💯💯💯
Aye remake the old vids that got taken down like the story of you stealing jordans out the thrift store and the 1 of you stealing out that dudes garage
“Lots of Hot girls in this stream”😂😂
U streaming tonight
Stoned with nothing to do and my boy goblin came in clutch with entertainment thanks for another hoot and holler
watch his streams if u don't already, they are fire entertainment
Streams are fye asf can confirmmm
i can say from personal experience this is an absolute dub
Streams are a hoot and holler sometimes I’ll donate to say some dumb shit
Yuh
Bruh we need a Xanax chronicles abt this period of time. So many bangers from ur xan phase lol
Yes we need Xanax Chronicles
If you go through a bad enough xan phase you can’t remember enough to recall it haha
Rydro S Thompson bats ruin ppl bad too so a lot of people don’t even like talking about they’re bad phase cause it’s just a shitty time of losing friends money and upping your criminal record 😂
Rydro S Thompson that was me
he don’t remember it
goblin was that one white kid that was always just drugged tf out
Nowt to be proud of kid 🤣
Its good shoes to fill
Fuckin me.
Gus it’ll kill u
same bruh
Goblin-“yea guys I just slept it was ok no one knew anything.”
Friend-“you yelled out half the answers and passed out at the end.”
😂😂
Bro this s*** got me laughing I almost spit on my photo eating brother she was so funny his stories are the best
6:28 "I liked learning about those ancient war generals"
"Like Mao Zedong" 😂😂
i didn’t notice until you pointed it out😭😭☠️☠️☠️
LOL, yea and also calls the founding fathers "those old American dudes"
@@kingawseome2002 it ain't flattering but it's true
But aye
@@juliankelly2946 no,its not. America (usa) didnt exist, so they were technically british.
The wierd "earth science volcano" class referenced by Goblin would be called "Geology".
Or earth space science
@John johnson earth science in NY at least prob mostly east coast
i just wanna know how this bar head was in an AP class
what’s an AP class i live in canada
Scorzi a class u can take in high school that’s above an honors class. like u get college credit for it
@@scorzi10 AP stands for Advanced Placement homie. Lol
Scorzi yea what the other comment said college credit high school class ofc at a college level difficulty for the most part of course I failed my fair share just being lazy :(
@@henrynunez6991
Where i live everyone takes AP gov
Actually most take it sophomore year haha
Real Goblin fans remember the days when he was always talking about how he hated xans lmao
fr😂
This is probably why he hated em. Who wants to be on a drug where you act like a complete idiot and don't even know about it. I would hate to find out from my buddy that I was acting like that.
Lord Ossas well if u overdoit then ye
@@shaunakkulkarni4679 I mean it's pretty similar w getting blackout drunk, but at least it's not as easy with drinking...
“i was allowed to bring my addys to school but they just didn’t know i snorted it”
Once I had one of those 8 hour long alcohol and drug education class that’s mandated by the court. I took 3 mg of Xanax and drank a lot cause I was severely addicted to alcohol at the time and believed I would have bad panic attacks. Ended up basically calling the teacher out on her facts and fell asleep for 4 hours. Surprised they didn’t wake me up and let me drive home..
Well I mean how accurate were your arguments if you were super intoxicated?
i almost got myself a xanax prescription. after watching these videos makes me glad i never went out for it. your videos actually helped me stay safer lol
Good dog
@youtube see, monetize more vids
damn good shit bro
Never do some shit like that, I seem to feel these videos did the opposite. Glad I was wrong in this instance
@@kyleschwartz. I ain't never touching benzos cause of these videos, never knew it made you forget shit like this before.
one thing ab my school growing up is that you didn't see much of this lunchtime activity at school bc most of the kids willing to do it dropped out by 10th grade. always blows my mind to hear goblin tell these stories knowing he was so young lmao
Most Definitely A Hoot And A Holler!
Dallin D'Angelo if you will
It's yo boi goblinn
A true banger if you will
bro when u used to be coked up in ur vids it sounded like 1.25 speed lmfao
Ahahaha I put it 1.25 and it was fucking spot on
Go-to a vid where he comes out and put it on 0.75 he sound normal
Bro the pint of lean vid with cody they were talkin in 0.75
Yo bruh same with molly lmfao
I’ve passed out on xans In class I woke up an was slurring my words the teacher told me to go to the nurse 😂😂
i love how he always starts talking about something else then cuts himself off 😂
who else tryna figure out how tf goblin got into AP government
lol all u need is a pulse to get into AP gov
@@CARROTMOLD false sir
“you wake n bake and do what you gotta do man, then you suffer, then lunch time..”😂😂
I remember one time in my gov class I was geekin and had a mini essay type thing so I somehow was able to convince the teachers assistant to write it for me that is my best academic accomplishment
When you’re trying to ground yourself and get a grip, with 1 of Goblin’s videos, you know you’re f*cked up. Which is me, lately.
“Those old war generals like Mao Zedong”
Always sitting in bed and u post a vid n it makes my night 100 times better. Appreciate the good work goblin keep it up🙏🏼🙏🏼
3:33, anyone else been having those realizations lately?
for like the past 3 years
😂😂
That reminds me of the time I took 3mg of xans and went the school, would tell the story but don’t remember any of it :/
Thats like a bar and a half. Weeak
goblin was geeked in high school so i could sit in high school playing minecraft with earbuds in listening to him talk about it
I barred out at work once (hockey rink) and chilled out in a compressor room for a while, didn’t get caught lmao, love the vids man
I read this title
and was like.. “damn bruh, I’ve done this shit before”
same the teacher didn't even wake me up and halfway through the next period I woke up and just went to my next class...didn't say a word lmao
Same I blacked out tho lol
@@XemPvP damn that must've been awkward af
Alexander Shambach Me fucking too brother !!!
same bro the shit you do when you blackout on xans is so fucking dumb
Dude I’ve been binge watching your videos and they’re literally the best videos on all of UA-cam I love your channel goblin fr
Bro the same thing happened to me my homies was saying that I was yelling I wanna go swimming in the middle of class for most of the period until I just went to sleep 😂 I took two bars
Bro same like on some tweak shit
Xanz always make my ass tweak
3:25 is one of the few times I’ve seen goblin genuinely sound disappointed in himself lol
3:57 no way man called geography earth science im dead lmfao
Geology not geography your wrong too
@@jaxonmare9880 *you're, as in you're wrong toooooo.
@@jaxonmare9880 I learn geology in geography
I wish i could remember my last 2 years of HS. At least you remember some stories despite being barred out lol.
Getting absolutely gooted and watching Goblin is definitely recommended
Gooted? Yall be making up any word nowadays
I can definitely agree with that “lunchtime is round 2” statement.
This is really a ultimate GoblinArchive classic, in my humble opinion
bro i relate. my junior year of hs, i used to come in late, pop a few bars in AP chem and then crash in the back in the classroom. teach was a GOAT lol
Bro i remember when goblin uploaded weekly and damn we are so blessed now
been waiting for more xanax stories thank you gob 🙏🏾
ik this vid is old but i saw it on the recommended while watching another video and it instantly took me back to when I did this 😂 freshman year and had only smoked carts and nic, me and 2 homies were gonna pop a bar each but 1 of them didn’t want to and gave it to me. I guess two bars was too much and I spent my whole english class in the back just totally slumped 🤣 Thanks for bringing that hilarious memory back gob. Love your content and it always makes my day better whether im fucked up or sober🤞🖤
Who finna be in the live stream tonight?
me
Me homie. I'll definitely be there. 😎
Goblin coming out with the true bangers.
I had the same thing happen to me in high school , I was so barred out In class that I knocked out. Woke up to my teacher giving me a quiz I ended up crushing it in ball in the teachers face and told her I was done 😂
absolute S+ video thank you goblin
Man its amazing how much we have in common especially when it comes school, we could tell almost the same stories
Being a dope fiend ain't a cool buddy. Go get some paper and hoez instead
This man goblin be on one in the story’s about high school 😂😂😂
I got a brain tumor reading what you just said.
Matthew Hullum I just lost brain cells reading your comment . Read it right and maybe it won’t not make since to you
Bro iam so high right now i cant even read that shit
Already know it’s going to be a banger Goblin on the grind with these uploads
This one’s such a banger i gotta leave a comment so anytime someone likes this I can come back to this absolute hoot and a holler
Facts he needs to remaster this it's really good
.
“AFK’d in gym” I’m dead😭😭😂
As a long time Goblin listener, I always come back to this vid and the one where he talks about doing Xans in the library for a good gut busting laugh 😂
when he explained the school crackhead fiend schedule i felt dat yoo😭😭
nahh class time=intoxication time
well as well as lunch time
LMAO THAT WAS A STRAIGHT BANGER! CAN'T WAIT TO CATCH THE STREAMS TONIGHT BRO!
I passed out in class too off the xans but lucky we were watching a space documentary so nobody really noticed. However next period i was still fucked up and the teacher knew i was fucked up on something and I told her i just had a headache and she didnt snitch. I got lucky again cause it was the hippy art teacher who def does some drugs lmao
I like how he just reflected on his entire life for a second
Omg I busted into laughter when he snapchatted his friend to find out what really happened 😂🤣😂
goblin u should do a live steam were u do math
Every question u get right u smoke 1 bowl
every question u get wrong 1 shot and 1 bowl
The disrespect to the founding fathers 💀💀😂
yo this is actually how my boi and i got caught doing xans in school, we both took 3mg and i was chillin but he passed out in class and couldnt handle himself so when security came to remove him from the class they already knew he was on some shit just from the way he was stumbling. Had to do 9 group therapy sessions and 9 at home therapist sessions.
When my kids ask me what a hoot and a holler is I'm gonna show them your videos
Yet another BANGER Gobby. You're the fucking GOAT of all DrugTubers man. 😎
Fr fr goblin has influenced me to do a channel like yours but a bit differently cuz I just eased off my intense opioid use and slight fun w xans and ads. Crazy stories too ending with a little love story 😽😹
This is the most unsurprising goblin title ever
lmfaoooo "tons of hot girls" its really j 100 of ur og fans lmaooo
How do you accidentally send a pic to someone that it's not meant to go to lmaoooo loved the video man literally baked whiule watching this haha
i get drunk and watch these... and i love them
The 4 time i popped a xan it was blue 2 mg before i left home. I pull up to school and talk to my friend them boom blacked out and wake up in the ER getting by blood tested.( at the time i was cutting weight in very unhealthy ways by pissing more water weight and taking tiny sips of water, I also ate a grape for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 2 WEEKS prior to the incident. I WENT FROM 149 TO 138.) Turns out i was in slow mo eating a cracker and my english teacher snitched on me. I was also spilling water out of my mouth after putting it in my mouth. Our security guard pulled up and told me the office need me and to bring all my stuff my voice is really deep slow so its obvious somethings wrong and i stand up from my desk and fall/ passed out and he picks me up and i wake up and theres and orange and our TA is like give him his orange so he can feel better. I then proceed to walk slowly to door where the trash bins at and peeled the orange for straight 5 minutes . Allegedly on my way to office i passed out and fell twice and my wrestling buddy had to pick me up and carry me to the health office. Safe to say havent popped a xan since never buying a xan from a RICH ACTUALLY RICH AF WHITE BOY THINKING hes a plug and is grinding thinking hes poor. 2 days later i return to school and my mom was forced to rat me out she didnt know i popped a xan until i told an HR at the hospital and that bitch straight ratted me out to my mom. So the hospitals diagnostics was Dehydration and Benzodiazepine Overdose. My mom had to turn that into the discipline teacher and they suspended me that day and the days i already missed cuz i was ashamed to go to school. I also couldnt attend the tournament i was cutting weight for cuz i told my coach. The incident was Monday, I missed Tuesday came back Wednesday got suspended came back thursday and friday as my wrestling team is in a car and packing for a tournament 5 hours away i made the stupidest fucking choice to be honest and tell my coach i overdosed on monday and he was sooooooooooooooooooo disappointed and told me to go home i was depressed the full water boy full of purple pedialyte that i wasnt going to finish EVER i drank it in 2 seconds so depressed all the weight i cut for nothing i then proceeded to take my stuff out the truck i packed it in and I left crying disappointed, depressed i then Ate a whole fucking pizza from little ceasers and a starbucks drink from a liquor store. If you want the video of me passing out in class dm on ig @johnnyescobarr
I love watching goblin I can just set it and do whatever else I need to do
“i dont even care if his wife had a nice rack!” i fucking love goblin that shit took me out😂😂😂😂😂💀💖
Goblin definitely the type of dude to be in the corner of the weight room
what does that even mean
Haven't watched yet but I just wanna say SAME. Freshman year 3mg passed out in class woke up to the vp askin me if I took anything. Got expelled. Switched schools. Life goes on.
Fentanyl
Sometimes revisit these old bangers while I’m smoking
Been waiting for this moment all day
That’s one thing I can say. I never done drugs at school. (I did do drugs after school lul) but I always got searched and was suspected of being high. BUT I did take addys as they were prescribed to me. I miss those times so so much omg. Back when my mom was alive and life was good. Sorry I’m tipsy I’ll carry on
The funny thing is that the “old American dudes” he mentioned were some of the most sexually explorative people of their time- for instance look up Benjamin Franklin, that dude was OG
Ur Xanax stories getting me to my next refill lol
Can't wait for the stream
15:08 goblin made the smart move thank god 😂
bars be having me snoring in class
2:24 why did you shoot the lil red robot nigga 😭😂
Perfect timing gabby been 2 years just woke up finna smoke a blunt and saw this in my recommended let's goooo
Goblin saying he doesn’t care about old American dudes when he’s literally taking an ap course on US Gov is so funny
as soon as i clicked on this video... i knew it was gonna be a hoot and a a holler
You know you’re early when the video still has ads
here in Amsterdam, it's just weed and hasj at school
You know it's gonna be a good video when he says it's going to be a hoot and a holler
Ladies and gents a true banger if you will
key words:
- hoot
- holler
- banger
Bro u r a god this month bangers back to back
I can confirm, this is a hoot and a holler.
The warning at the beginning acting like we signed a contract by clicking on this video. Of course I'm gonna try this now.
Bro was geeked asf recording this
“A true banger if you will” I jus wanna be like goblin no 🧢
nonono no
there are many days of school which are complete blanks to me but great stories for everyone else
this man spell educational wrong in the beginning 😂
Gobby the things you said about the content of ap gov really show how invested you were in it🤣
wtf I just popped a bar and find this video uploaded. and two days ago i did a line of coke and he had a coke video uploaded lmfao aye
yo my guy goblin just wanna let u know that youtube keeps unsubing me from your channel and unsubs every time i click on one of your vids just giving u a heads up in case im not the only one having this problem
It’s 2020 and Goblin is monetized
True miracle
“ i was allowed to bring my addys to school but they just didn’t know i snorted it “😂🤣
My first can was in the back of Drivers Ed. That day our group got randomly selected to drive for our permit test. Lol your boy got his permit on xans hahaha