The Birth of Vertical Darts.

[@dawnwinskill5213]

General comment : TVTV deserves to have many, many more subscribers and views! I've always thought that. And if videos like this and the new Mini Series compilation don't go on Twitter because of their length, people will miss out. Let's all help spread the word about the wonders of TVTV 😊

[@vlady8me]

Thank you for your service.

[@kevinpalmer1944]

I do appreciate the gravity of the situation.

[@artwin]

Genius Tim! Like it or not vertical snooker can only be a short step away now you've shown us the way! :-)

[@GD-ho1ci]

Tim, doesn't matter about the traditional 501. You are the current undefeated world champion of vertical darts 🌟. If your mini has a sunroof, you could even practice this while stuck in traffic. Maybe your launch system could be modified to help launch broccoli into space? A shame you don't like snooker as I'm now wondering about it's vertical version. Hmmm. I am very, very excited to hear your reports over the next 3 years.

[@jaycam8303]

Only Tim Vine could come up with this!!

[@Targemq8]

The genuine enthusiasm here is oddly heartwarming.

[@duguk]

Well, I learned something. I thought you'd launch the darts the other way, but your method is probably safer.

[@iamdb1990]

glad I'm not the only one who thought that

[@TsandLman]

Gravity is not the friend of ceiling vertical darts.

[@shawnmartin3424]

Not If you wear part of a chair on your neck.

[@paulstewartmusic86]

So, what have you been up to today, Tim?
Another excellent video, many thanks!

[@neil9890]

This is game changing

[@helenwatkinson5873]

Ha

[@beverleydavies5954]

Your such an amazing man tim your hilarious 👏👍

[@JB_inks]

You're

[@blurds]

That back of a chair looks like it'd make a cracking horse trot sound effect with a ladle or something

[@mpersad]

Outstanding!

[@ebenholts2719]

Ok. This is one of my favorite bits.

[@thutty5666]

This inspires me to resume my hobby of trying to drop biros into their lids

[@nvstewart]

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[@deandrake3396]

For added fun (with a thrilling touch of danger) you could use a specially trained Tiger to throw the darts !!!! 🐯

[@stuartliddle7228]

Bloody brilliant! A top idea. Thats my kind of game.

[@TsandLman]

For your next precision aiming system, I suggest a 7 foot 9 and a quarter length of PVC drain pipe.

[@helenem4586]

Hahaha brilliant.

[@magnetizedclairwy]

Was gripped by your scientific explanation of it all, I must admit I did grit my teeth with the berocca tube system, thank goodness it missed your feet 🙈 I look forward to the next 3 years of research!

[@thejimmyriddleshow]

Once again Tim Great sketch. I have heard you are a really good dart player.😊😊😊

[@cybersoul1161]

See you all in 3 years then.

[@snorlaxjen]

Great work Jeremy, oops I mean Tim 😂😂

[@LordVikingLive]

And then the next step. Horizontal Darts. You fix the dartboard to the ceiling, then lie down under it and trow up. Copyrights are in the mail.

[@tonybolster2140]

Darts is great, but sock-bin, that is the ultimate game of skill!

[@dawnwinskill5213]

Once you started to show us your work on your Precision Aiming System, it did seem like a throwback to your Taskmaster days 🤩 Look forward to seeing your progress with this, culminating with a Live 9 Dart Finish Twitter event.

[@catherineforbes7648]

My dad taught us to play darts by using the vertical darts method, as more suitable for young children (not up a ladder though!)

[@rivkahlevi6117]

Hate to break it to you Tim, but 79" is not 7'9". Had me properly laughing at that gravity gag, mind.

[@knoxyknox4183]

70's Open University learning

[@kertyoussmith6152]

If gravity’s your friend now, then maybe put some smaller flights on. as for a release mechanism, to stop the point deviating you should slide it down a V shaped tube tilted slightly, empty toblerone maybe?

[@theworkofsirchristopherlee6861]

You have very high ceilings. Mine's about 7 foot. Just enough to squeeze Greg Davies into my living room.

[@karatebuff]

Lol 1:30 hard to say if he planed that or it was the perfect storm?

[@Tawera1]

Where you're going wrong is you're too close. 7ft 9 1/4in (2.37 m) for the vertical oche is not 79 1/4" (2.01m) but 93 1/4 in 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@tracibeacer670]

Use a lazer system .

[@OddityX7]

Sir Tim, would not very high balconies be acceptable as an oche? Bunkbeds??

[@what-uc]

That reminds me, why isn't a sandwich called a bunk bread?

[@JUSTA_NOISE]

Actually, this could actually be an actual thing.

[@shawnmartin3424]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@helenwatkinson5873]

Actually

[@XISTH]

Berocca Release System 😆

[@what-uc]

No, no, no. The bullseye has to be 5ft 8 off the ground. Why not play from your bedroom window

[@DavidAddis]

But is it dart?

[@Jovocale]

…hahahaha…

[@bodilidily]

Is that a mole on the side of his head? Guess thats why you never really see him look to the left on TV!

[@ccs1711]

Dear Tim, Have you tried Blindfolded Darts ?? 🤔🎯 "You don't know what you are missing" 🤞

[@danielnguyen4447]

Have the dart stuck to the wall, point facing towards you and throw the board to hit it. A flawless game!

[@GD-ho1ci]

I think it's now time for another interview with Hank Phillips (especially as the first one was left on a bit of a cliffhanger) because I'm not sure if this video is meant to be sport, comedy or art...? Maybe it just comes under "things"? Hmmm.

[@iamdb1990]

I don't know why, but I wish the explanation was upside down

[@allotmental.]

Noooo put the darts glued together on the ground and drop the board onto them! 🎯👍

[@deanbr6ndo70]

your the next til phaylor.

[@bend1483]

By Jove, I think you cracked it... or just cracked, can't decide.

[@johnlane6459]

Brilliant Tim, what about 45 degree darts......only using 50% gravity and.....50% something else 👍🏽

[@richardhepburn4746]

This the best thing not on TV . Thank you for your service . I have been recruiting for a local Vertical Darts League and I am overjoyed , overwhelmed but NOT surprised by the response thus far ….. I take this as evidence that people are yearning for a different relationship with gravity ……

[@waynejames6596]

Nice to nice that your going up in the world.
The thought that has gone in to this is mind numbing 😂 the going up and down the ladder might make good exercise.

[@maarianisula463]

Follow the science, eh?

[@helenwatkinson5873]

Hahaha

[@donnajones7985]

I play darts lying on my side.

[@binghamguevara6814]

Genius, idiotic ... Vine

[@james9789]

I confess to not liking darts but maybe could get into this well done for being such a maverick

[@marasmusine]

Tim, please give snooker another chance. I would love to see vertical snooker.

[@philjones2430]

Why don't you set the darts pointing up on the floor and drop the board onto them.

[@Ztandard32]

Great start to your PHD.

[@kuukeli]

yay