{YTP} ~ No, Do Harm

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  • @DaThings
    @DaThings  Рік тому +270

    Harm-doing fund:
    ko-fi.com/elliespectacular

    • @BaIlincat43
      @BaIlincat43 Рік тому +1

      Hello

    • @LunaSolarysAD
      @LunaSolarysAD Рік тому +3

      My favorite kind of fund O:

    • @JouvaMoufette
      @JouvaMoufette Рік тому +3

      Doo Doo Harm

    • @D4NYBL4Z3TV
      @D4NYBL4Z3TV Рік тому

      Dude, you gotta work on some TCAP Episodes 😂

    • @jessewalker8854
      @jessewalker8854 Рік тому +1

      I'd love to see your take on the "I am.. A SURGEON" bit, theres a lot of good material in that show in general for sentence mixing of your caliber!

  • @Actiondanny
    @Actiondanny Рік тому +910

    "I have to go to the bathroom." Boring, overused, lacks urgency, needlessly self-focused
    "The pee is manifesting." Fresh, intelligent, inclusive, sexy, efficient

  • @WinterDutchie
    @WinterDutchie Рік тому +934

    “Do you remember the patient the other day that D-I-E-D? That patient that died? Well hey he didn’t. he said ‘sike’”

  • @justpassingthrough7728
    @justpassingthrough7728 Рік тому +548

    Knowing that woman talking about farting probably came from a really sad and tragic scene just made it 10x as funny.

    • @MindOfGenius
      @MindOfGenius Рік тому +69

      "this doo-doo wave washed over my...hands"
      Oh, it was worse than just a fart.
      "My husband laughing at me, my girls, their friends laughing away...i can still see their faces!"

    • @MrBeardsley
      @MrBeardsley Рік тому +57

      “I tooted. [sobs] I did toot.”

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ Рік тому +21

      ​@@MindOfGenius i think she's feeling better!

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +8

      @@Artificer_ thanks to Dr. Cookies!

  • @DimeUhDozen
    @DimeUhDozen Рік тому +706

    "The pee is manifesting" has to be one of my favorite YTP quotes of the past decade.

    • @cainprescott4937
      @cainprescott4937 Рік тому +32

      it may not be how it works physically, but sometimes that is how it feels

    • @ShortyLongstrokin
      @ShortyLongstrokin Рік тому +16

      I'm going to start using that line in real life.

    • @Josbird
      @Josbird Рік тому +16

      The pee is manifesting
      The pee is manifesting.

    • @sweesbees
      @sweesbees Рік тому +4

      I have to go.

  • @tomsmurf4225
    @tomsmurf4225 Рік тому +760

    Seeing Lin Manuel Miranda in most things feels extremely cursed

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 Рік тому +65

      seeing him at all is cursed bc i used to be in the hamilton fandom

    • @tomsmurf4225
      @tomsmurf4225 Рік тому +57

      @@mackback319 I just don't like his face

    • @Kolbatsu
      @Kolbatsu Рік тому +40

      It do harm you can say

    • @sweesbees
      @sweesbees Рік тому +26

      i just feel dread in that i'm terrible at recognising faces
      all except for his

    • @UJEvans
      @UJEvans Рік тому +15

      He should only ever be rapping about the letter G

  • @MrThaes
    @MrThaes Рік тому +392

    Tired: "I need to go to the bathroom"
    Wired: "The pee is manifesting"

  • @hexiscursed
    @hexiscursed Рік тому +264

    The pee is manifesting.
    _The pee is manifesting._

  • @EstixLagomore
    @EstixLagomore Рік тому +227

    They did surgery on a GRAPE ?!?!?!

    • @goblindonor69
      @goblindonor69 10 місяців тому +4

      i love how she sounds scottish for just that one word

  • @djk1288
    @djk1288 Рік тому +453

    "And he had Coneys."
    "Coneys?"
    "So, kidney failure?"
    Had me dying so hard I'll probably end up in the SoSpital.

  • @SmittyJaws
    @SmittyJaws Рік тому +258

    The jump cut from the distraught sobbing patient to “I think she’s feeling better!” has me wheezing. Comedy gold right there

  • @hadd_
    @hadd_ Рік тому +268

    The fuckin patent crying and breaking down then immediately cutting to "I think she is doing better :)" killed me

    • @Punkini
      @Punkini Рік тому +8

      Literally therapists

  • @arizonashane
    @arizonashane Рік тому +126

    "Don't think of it as taking a life.
    Think of it as taking yours."

  • @inverrtedd
    @inverrtedd Рік тому +116

    "What is this? are you ChatGPT now?" is the best line i have ever seen

    • @cainprescott4937
      @cainprescott4937 Рік тому +6

      considering the guy was spouting nonsense just before that line was said, it does checks out

  • @allthingstbv8278
    @allthingstbv8278 Рік тому +191

    "yellow is red, and red is yellow."
    "that's incredible."
    "yeah, i know."
    ".. yeah, cause that's how science usually works." 😭😂

  • @neophyte8
    @neophyte8 Рік тому +111

    "the pee is manifesting" will forever live in my brain now

  • @TombstoneActual42
    @TombstoneActual42 Рік тому +171

    3:27
    I dunno what it is about eyes blinking separately but it never fails to get me cackling

    • @moshcreep
      @moshcreep Рік тому +10

      dude, you would love hamsters

    • @TombstoneActual42
      @TombstoneActual42 Рік тому +3

      @@moshcreep Haha I already do 😂

    • @jacksim5759
      @jacksim5759 Рік тому +4

      it's our lizard brain cheering up at seeing a fellow lizard

  • @theotherther1
    @theotherther1 Рік тому +93

    Glad Dr. Cookies was there to tell Rachel and Maychel their mom loves cookies more than them. I'm sure they felt less sus after that.

  • @MrBeardsley
    @MrBeardsley Рік тому +198

    Holy shit, apparently this show “set a record as the lowest-rated in-season drama debut in modern history” according to Entertainment Weekly. It also got cancelled after two episodes and the rest of the half-season they made was burned off over the following summer.

    • @colin5227
      @colin5227 Рік тому +7

      Oh wow!!

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams Рік тому

      Good. Shit sucked lol.

    • @cainprescott4937
      @cainprescott4937 Рік тому +52

      Well, I guess it can't Do No Harm to people's images of plurality/multiplicity anymore?

    • @PikaFanboy
      @PikaFanboy Рік тому +57

      It doesn't even have a TVTropes page! A fanfic of the same title has a page, but this show doesn't!

    • @BuckJLastard
      @BuckJLastard Рік тому +6

      Doctor Facehands

  • @AlienLiyzard
    @AlienLiyzard Рік тому +181

    Seeing Masahiro Sakurai caught me so off-guard I choked on my laughter for a second

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased Рік тому +7

      Especially from his UA-cam channel

    • @tmross9256
      @tmross9256 Рік тому

      @@waytoobiased *her

    • @LateOne15
      @LateOne15 Рік тому +10

      @@tmross9256 I think they’re talking about Sakurai’s channel

    • @Microfoot
      @Microfoot Рік тому +6

      Thanks, Sakurai.

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased Рік тому +2

      @@tmross9256 I appreciate your advocacy for gendering people correctly, but I wasn’t talking about Ellie here

  • @SighFi
    @SighFi Рік тому +205

    doctor phil may no longer be based, but ellie dathings sure is 😌✨

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE Рік тому +30

      Did you have Dr. Phils permission to write that?

    • @SighFi
      @SighFi Рік тому +43

      📞🤨 (mense tusic)

    • @cainprescott4937
      @cainprescott4937 Рік тому +10

      mENSE TUSIC-

    • @SighFi
      @SighFi Рік тому +18

      dathings closed captions........ an additional gift. they're part of the experience truly

    • @FriskDrinksBrisk
      @FriskDrinksBrisk 10 місяців тому +2

      No she's not! But... I can give you her price.

  • @LordFrobozz
    @LordFrobozz Рік тому +48

    THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE
    the old classics never die

  • @ClownWorldOrder
    @ClownWorldOrder Рік тому +74

    “And he saw this saucy photo on the wall. And he said it was sauce.”
    This reminded me of the Bible for some reason

    • @thisguy3149
      @thisguy3149 Рік тому +29

      On the 8th day, God said "Let us make a photo." And it was so. God saw that the photo was Saucy, so he placed it on the wall and called it Photo. And there was evening, and there was morning, the 8th day. Yay.

  • @abrador49
    @abrador49 Рік тому +133

    The title alone already has me giggling. That's how you know it'll be a good YTP

  • @foxhoundslug
    @foxhoundslug Рік тому +63

    omg the doctor's little head tilt every time he got new information at 2:08 was masterful I died laughing

    • @squishybrick
      @squishybrick Рік тому +8

      He looks like the friggen eye opening guy meme

    • @KaiZX
      @KaiZX Рік тому +6

      6:12
      "And there's a MILF "
      "📞🤨"

  • @Zenlore6499
    @Zenlore6499 Рік тому +75

    5:26 I LOVE the subtle “and then she did” I didn’t even notice it the first time, it’s great!

    • @theotherther1
      @theotherther1 Рік тому +3

      🎶Now her paints are dryyyy...🎶

  • @lefthandedspanner
    @lefthandedspanner Рік тому +48

    this is a stone-cold classic, particularly as it turns a deadly serious drama into something very silly
    (also, on a side note, I was half expecting Doctor Doom to pop up at "toot")

    • @mbcommandnerd
      @mbcommandnerd Рік тому +4

      Is that where the “Toot!” meme came from?

    • @lefthandedspanner
      @lefthandedspanner Рік тому +4

      @@mbcommandnerd it was - and before that, it was a running joke in noisepuppet's YTPs

  • @meowingis4funn
    @meowingis4funn Рік тому +114

    2:50 That entire conversation with Rachel and Maychel had my laughter accelerating to a near unhealthy degree... I was in tears by the end of it 😂 The sentence mixing, the faces, those blinks at the end. Just everything about it

    • @MrBeardsley
      @MrBeardsley Рік тому +25

      “How do you know that?”
      “I’m Dr. Cookies.”

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 Рік тому +7

      She's not getting any?

    • @TheGreatsagegoku
      @TheGreatsagegoku Рік тому +5

      Who are you?
      You know, that's my favorite question.

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict Рік тому +7

      ending with blinking one eye at a time!

    • @TearfulFriend18
      @TearfulFriend18 Рік тому +7

      Give up on your mom, Rachel.

  • @MrNovacancy
    @MrNovacancy 11 місяців тому +87

    As a plural system, thank you so much for making a hilarious YTP out of a show that treats us as if we were broken. Counter-culture at its best.

    • @ligma212
      @ligma212 6 місяців тому

      The pee is manifesting

  • @MrBeardsley
    @MrBeardsley Рік тому +33

    “Which one of you is Rachel and which one of you is Maychel” absolutely killed me.

  • @arizonashane
    @arizonashane Рік тому +60

    1:40 This scene might not have been edited, as tooting really can be this traumatic for women.

    • @fruitystarstar949
      @fruitystarstar949 Рік тому +14

      To be fair, I think she was trying to say she accidently sharted and everyone saw, which is pretty traumatic lol

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Рік тому +49

    "Remember that patient that D-I-E-D? Died? Well he didn't. He's still alive. He said 'Sike!'" 😂😂😂. So that's how you can become immortal!
    I am also trying really hard to not annoy my neighbors laughing at, "My father used to tell me that some people are born. They just...pop out! My father used to tell me that. But I don't believe him." 100% perfection of sentence mixing 😂

  • @tehpanda64
    @tehpanda64 Рік тому +32

    these doctors are good, knowing immediately that it was kidney failure due to coneys

  • @stevencummins4753
    @stevencummins4753 Рік тому +31

    THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAAAAAAPPPPPE

  • @fionnaandcakecosplay
    @fionnaandcakecosplay Рік тому +39

    Man, I never expected a ytp with Lin that isn’t hamilton lol and also omg Doctor Worm!

  • @sneckie
    @sneckie Рік тому +20

    "Maybe you need to be a little better”
    Holy shit lmao.

  • @seiretzym
    @seiretzym Рік тому +44

    god your ytps are simultaneously the most coherent and the most out of pocket

  • @wittyreviewer
    @wittyreviewer Рік тому +28

    This had a lot of Numberer1 energy and I love it

  • @brentraptor
    @brentraptor Рік тому +20

    i knew the grape joke was coming, but it still knocked the wind out of me. knew i could count on you

  • @AKHTS
    @AKHTS Рік тому +11

    THE RETURN OF SURGERY ON A GRAPE- I'M OVERJOYED

  • @enlongjones2394
    @enlongjones2394 Рік тому +12

    [tense music]
    [tense music]
    [mense tusic]

  • @1MockingJay
    @1MockingJay Рік тому +13

    'mense tusic' was my most unexpected laugh in ages thank you

  • @insertnamehere3126
    @insertnamehere3126 Рік тому +13

    Ok, you are in YTP heaven if cs188 and Dathings uploaded on the same day.
    And OMG, it's freaking Lin Manuel

  • @sweesbees
    @sweesbees Рік тому +34

    i was drinking while watching this, i made the right choice
    now the pee is manifesting

  • @brianwilson3133
    @brianwilson3133 Рік тому +8

    "my dad told me some people are born...they just...pop out" 🤣🤣

  • @Danominator
    @Danominator Рік тому +11

    "No, Do Harm"
    {YTP} ~ Wait, Don't!

  • @wanbon
    @wanbon Рік тому +14

    Holy shit, a Doctor Worm edit? Incredible work as always

  • @butterbee8193
    @butterbee8193 Рік тому +6

    That is certainly a unique version of Doctor Worm at the end

  • @KiddMoneyBustaC
    @KiddMoneyBustaC Рік тому +16

    i feel like DaThings and cs188 have a very competitive upload schedule

  • @flicky1991
    @flicky1991 Рік тому +5

    "Hamiltamiltamilton" bringing me back to "Paper taper taper towels"

  • @HunterAllan
    @HunterAllan Рік тому +4

    I was in another room. Doing what girls do... Playing... Laughing... Tooting.
    Relatable

  • @ExpertBustice
    @ExpertBustice Рік тому +8

    2:13 that stupid head tilt every 5 seconds, I love it

  • @SP_Sour
    @SP_Sour Рік тому +32

    This one is great.
    This is the second time lately I've heard of some TV show about a neurodivergent doctor handling its subject matter poorly. Only twice but weird, huh?
    My favorite gag: 1:03 "Do you remember that patient the other day that D-I-E-D? That patient that died? Well hey he didn't. He said 'psyche'"

    • @cainprescott4937
      @cainprescott4937 Рік тому +8

      Look on the bright side - if you were betting a nickel on each show about a neurodivergent doctor that handled its subject matter poorly, now you have two nickels.

    • @throwawayaccount4008
      @throwawayaccount4008 Рік тому +5

      When I read the synopsis for Do No Harm, I said to myself "What is this Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde shit?"
      As it turns out, the show is actually based on that book! (And considering the book came out around the same time Sigmund Freud's works became popular, that really says it all.)

    • @fionnaandcakecosplay
      @fionnaandcakecosplay 10 місяців тому

      @@cainprescott4937which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

  • @geoffreyprecht2410
    @geoffreyprecht2410 Рік тому +118

    "Who are you?" "You know, that's my favorite question."
    These plural jokes are too good lol! Way to turn this show from something harmful into something hilarious!

    • @northstarjakobs
      @northstarjakobs Рік тому +21

      Having this video come out on a blurry day makes it even funnier for us tbh

  • @SunroseStudios
    @SunroseStudios Рік тому +9

    0:34 as a plural person thank you for this

  • @bqgin
    @bqgin Рік тому +7

    "Remember the patient that died? He didn't. He said sike." masterpiece

  • @chastermief839
    @chastermief839 Рік тому +6

    the shot of the doctor on the phone tilting his head and raising his eyebrows is absolutely sending me every time.

  • @Ghiaman1334
    @Ghiaman1334 Рік тому +6

    The Doctor Worm at the end is fantastic, really fitting

  • @danford4275
    @danford4275 Рік тому +7

    As always, closed captioning is always recommended, as it gives us based Dr. Phil and his tense music and his mense tusic

  • @ZugzugZugzugson
    @ZugzugZugzugson Рік тому +8

    2:13 omfg i love this segment for the repeated use of him doing the curious nod every time the guy on the other line answers him.

  • @katannamon
    @katannamon Рік тому +6

    "Give up on your mom, Rachel. Because she'd give up on you."
    "Because she's a marine?"
    "Well, yeah."

  • @northstarjakobs
    @northstarjakobs Рік тому +7

    "the pee is manifesting" is totally me at work when I drink a lot of water so I can be hydrated and also take long bathroom breaks to actually have a chance to sit down

  • @geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007
    @geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007 Рік тому +25

    The best poopers will make you laugh with material you know nothing about. Kudos, DaThings... Also, here's Dollip's reaction to this joke (5:19): "ELLIE, NO!"
    (If you get it, you get it)

  • @guitarsoap
    @guitarsoap 7 місяців тому +4

    0:40 Doctor: “You probably shouldn’t be here.”
    Bozo dubbed over: “I’m not even supposed to be here!”
    that broke me, i love it

  • @Comenta-san
    @Comenta-san Рік тому +4

    The Forbidden Surgery 🍇🩺

  • @therealbuttsmcgee
    @therealbuttsmcgee Рік тому +3

    hollered irl when the poop cut to grape surgery footage, to this day I love that meme

  • @firstnamelastname-ev7br
    @firstnamelastname-ev7br Рік тому +7

    "my father used to tell me that some people are born."
    "just like willy wonka was born and you look like you were born"

  • @bluesexplosionrob
    @bluesexplosionrob Рік тому +7

    absolutely stellar work, this is an instant classic. Just so many good Moments™ that my gasp laughs are still overlapping

  • @ooooooooobaby23
    @ooooooooobaby23 Рік тому +3

    Doctor cookies is ruthless

  • @emporertheplusle8329
    @emporertheplusle8329 Рік тому +15

    Happy pride month dathings!

  • @witchwaist
    @witchwaist Рік тому +4

    I love doing what girls do
    laughing, playing, watching DaThings

  • @loaf6185
    @loaf6185 Рік тому +4

    I only know this guy from the "If I can prove that I never touched my balls" version of the Hamilton scene

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Рік тому

      Fellow 'life under a rock' enjoyer

    • @loaf6185
      @loaf6185 Рік тому +1

      @@quantumblur_3145 ong, never watched the actual production

  • @Kolbatsu
    @Kolbatsu Рік тому +71

    What is with network dramas depicting neurodivergent people like it's still the 90s?

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Рік тому +37

      Because the execs were there, making the 90s

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo Рік тому +20

      i imagine it never stopped being the 90s for network executives

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist Рік тому +8

      This show happened in 2013, which is basically the 90s

    • @MrSchimpf
      @MrSchimpf Рік тому +5

      Network television hasn't advanced past a 1995 mindset on their most middle of the road content like this.

    • @wingsonthebus
      @wingsonthebus Рік тому +1

      @@pareidolist Thank you for this context, I had been assuming this show was recent and was *very confused* about *several things*

  • @jholo9922
    @jholo9922 Рік тому +2

    The grape.
    And the "playing, laughing, TOOTing." I can't breathe!! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @wisconsincows1212
    @wisconsincows1212 Рік тому +6

    I clapped when Dr. Phil said "No, do harm" in the Succession finale

  • @bigsweetowl4487
    @bigsweetowl4487 Рік тому +5

    Idk how a passively surprised head turn while on the phone made me crack up so much, but you kept doing it and then went in for the knockout at the end! Too good

  • @rooge6259
    @rooge6259 Рік тому +10

    oh god lin manuel miranda is everywhere

  • @lenadams854
    @lenadams854 Рік тому +7

    0:19 *whoosh*

  • @WingDealt
    @WingDealt Рік тому +6

    This ytp is the one good thing to come out of this show.

  • @ultimateninetales2274
    @ultimateninetales2274 Рік тому +4

    I liked hearing the edit of Doctor Worm at the end

  • @icasma5038
    @icasma5038 Рік тому +2

    that woman crying and in obvious distress
    ..."I think she's doing better."
    that was the best! hilarious

  • @ErinEpica
    @ErinEpica Рік тому +13

    "Don't think of it as taking a life. Think of it as... taking yours."
    About the level of writing quality I expect from these shows, thank you XD

  • @TheEepyMagi
    @TheEepyMagi Рік тому +3

    Was not expecting to be suckerpunched by a "guy sees grinch for the first time" reference. I'd go into all the other fucking great jokes, but i'm too tired atm. Just know i think this might be my favorite YTP now.

  • @CwapPlatinum
    @CwapPlatinum Рік тому +2

    Wake up babe new DaThings YTP dropped

  • @Baby_boodle
    @Baby_boodle 5 місяців тому +1

    Gosh I love the mileage you get out of the scene of the stunned doctor making a phone call, it made me laugh so much.

  • @dallas_wannabeyt7085
    @dallas_wannabeyt7085 Рік тому +3

    The fact that this YTP starts with Lin Manuel Miranda being confused badly is just perfect

  • @thegreenrobby7402
    @thegreenrobby7402 Рік тому +8

    New thadings let's go

  • @FauxpasYT
    @FauxpasYT Рік тому +5

    This is great, I love the clentence mixing in this. I just know i'll be coming back to this a lot just like pupin the 3rst and the foods. +1 for TMBG!

  • @REALLYWEIRDGAMES
    @REALLYWEIRDGAMES Рік тому +2

    The pee is manifesting is my new “I have to piss”

  • @towaii
    @towaii Рік тому +19

    I'm so shocked lin manuel miranda would be involved in something morally reprehensible but with the air of being progressive and transgressive

  • @juncohill
    @juncohill Рік тому +4

    @4:41 when your blorbos are introjecting

  • @TyGuy9001
    @TyGuy9001 Рік тому +8

    A lot of good “jump jokes” or jokes I just super didn’t see coming and made me chuckle quite hard lol. Also, IMAGINE using “Back to the Lab again” in a YTP in 2023, god tier YTP here.

  • @diribigal
    @diribigal Рік тому +2

    Loved the doctor worm edit over the credits.

  • @sarahjamesinasarah6423
    @sarahjamesinasarah6423 10 місяців тому +1

    Holy shit a YTP of one of my favourite cancelled tv shows, I never thought I’d see the day. You’ve made me very happy on this day lass. (I know it’s genuinely awful but I watch it with a certain refuge in audacity kind of way)

  • @TheGreatsagegoku
    @TheGreatsagegoku Рік тому +3

    This is one of your most surreal YTPs in a while i love it so much i feel like im in a strange dream

  • @Squeesher
    @Squeesher Рік тому +3

    I need to clean my monitor...some of your best work

  • @sunbirth4795
    @sunbirth4795 Рік тому +2

    2:09 missed opportunity to say 'I think you Doctor Do'

  • @justinreich2023
    @justinreich2023 Рік тому +3

    Your use of the liquify tool in this one really reminded me of Numberer1's Shlock series (complimentary)
    and holy shit the Dr. Worm edit in the credits had me DEAD

  • @gayrurumon
    @gayrurumon Рік тому +3

    Oh this one's immediately going to be a classic. Trust me, I am (not) a Doctor.

  • @Uberwenis
    @Uberwenis Рік тому +6

    The separately blinking eyes almost made me choke, good lord lmao