{YTP} ~ How About a 3-Way?
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- Here it goes again, DaThings back with more Cincinnati Chili Propaganda
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How about a T-Way.
and I'm matt
You bet they do!
I am assuming you are a millionaire.
pee way
As someone from Ohio, I would like to thank DaThings for accurately portraying what it's like to eat at a skyline chili. The chili may be good, but the nightmares last forever.
Growing up in Michigan, I always knew we hated Ohio, but I didn't know why until this video
Bruh that chili looks awful
Skywhine!
@@kaukospots ...oof.
As someone from Ohio, I shit myself
All jokes aside, the food at this restaraunt looks like how any alien would try to approximate human food
It looks like a prison food supplier decided to expand into the civilian market.
"It was something that was almost, but not entirely unlike chili"
--Nicholas Lambrinides... Probably.
@@tjenadonn6158 Wat. Love antifa, hate esperanto 😆
It's a chain restaurant, so I wouldn't say you're that far off.
Ai food
"This video contains
-Flashing images
-Sexual humor"
Damn, I was hoping for flashing humor and sexual images.
Or humor images and sexual flashing.
Now all of that just sounds wrong... I like it!
personally I wanted image humor and flashy sexuality
I would've settled for image sexuality and flashy humor though
And Im Matt.
Or humual imshing and sexor flamages
I wanted flashing humages and sexual imor
Holy moly, the after credits scene may just be the most lewd/sexual these YTPs have ever gotten
As a 100%, actual heterosexual man... it sounded completely normal to me.
perfect amount of likes right now
Can confirm
@@rareblues78daddy that’s exactly what someone who isn’t 100% heterosexual would say
@@Moonstruck_Arrow Which side of the ellipsis are you referring to?
I appreciate Michael Jordan's honesty.
And I'm Matt
Stop it!
Same
"This is Lisa."
"She sucks."
That shouldn't have made me laugh so hard
Lisa can buzz right off.
@@Kintsugi23 😂
"What makes her so great, anyway?"
@@wingsonthebusRight, Matt? Lisa can buzz right off.
That “she’s heading to the place we all go after getting married” hit a little too hard lol!
Naturally. Women can take care of themselves. Who needs a marriage in 2022?
Straight people really should think before getting married. Divorce costs a lot and gives you grey hairs.
@@saagabragi6938 grandma said not to be straight, I should have heeded her advice!
and you're Matt
@@saintsea-hat7891 As a straight male, I just died lol
Being named Matt myself, I can confirm 2 things from this video:
A. I'm Matt,
B. And I'm Matt.
Gotcha!
C. I’m Matt.
I'm Matt too bro. Us Matt's stick together. Ive never met an unchill one either lmao
ah, the classic 6-Way. onions, cheese, chili, SEGA, bees, and ice. a great meal for Matts all over the world!
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
And I'm Matt.
Not a joke
Definitely a unit of Matt’s pleasure
Three threeping spoonfuls
"Our 3-way chili causes our customers to take one heaping dump." Very accurate
Every. Single. Time.
"Hey, it looks like chili! Way to go."
4:07 “If you didn’t get this one, you’d better head straight to hell, like, now.”
That escalated quickly.
“Matt. Why dON’t you SHHUSH?”
“Will do.“
I hope it's one of those restaurants where everything is actually secretly amazing because all the food on display is just depression inducing lmao
No, the chili is really good it just looks inedible in this training video
@@doghouse4584 thank you for defending the honor of my home state's signature dish. ohio may not be great but skyline is like an oasis in a desert of cornfields
@@BskaatFilms Don't forget the occasional glass factory in the middle of nowhere
Cincinnati chili/skyline chili is super good, the flavor is hard to describe but it's super filling and makes you feel good
@dormie basne It's definitely somewhere you should go if you're... fortunate enough to be in ohio (I have family who live there so that's my reason for visiting)
We should all be thankful. After all, our ancestors needed Skyline to survive!
sometimes i just eat it
*The Lore*
@@coffee_bagel the cheese, it melt your mouth-
Serving millions of customers for millions of years
My 44.magnum is inescapable, time to be scared
I cannot stress how nasty that chili looks
The soupiest chili I have ever seen in my life.
And I've eaten Wendy's Chili.
In-edible skyline chili!
I can't speak for the actual restaurant, but the canned stuff is actually pretty good.
None of that food looks remotely appetizing
It's delicious
YTP from DaThings is like visiting your grandma. She will cook the same dish for you every time, with her special _sauce_ sos,sus. And you know what to expect, but you enjoy the dish anyway.
YTP from DaThings is like a visit from Coney Scone Cascone. It's the last thing you'd want on your Skyline's chilli, but it might just be what you get.
Matt seemed pretty adamant about introducing himself!
And I'm Matt
Because he's fucking Matt. He's cool.
@@holysayingsofrobin4055 Unlike Lisa, smfh
@@theothermagneticaesthetic Yeah, what makes her so great anyway?
@@aldar8240 Right, Matt? Lisa can buzz right off.
As a single person, I can confirm that people bring out a bucket of customers’ eyes after they get married.
"Look, she's bringing out a bucket of the customers EYES!"
"Sick😎"
The after credits gag might be the dirtiest an Ellie video has been yet, but I for one am all for it
The rest of it banged too, the Matt gags were golden and the Orby cameo makes me incredibly 👀. Good stuff all around
5:50 Poor Matt, but I'm happy for Angela. 😆
You're the only person in the first page of comments to mention it, so who the heck is Orby?
@@TimesChu unfortunately i am bound not to discuss the incident or make statements to anyone.
What? What Orby cameo? I hav n
Orby
@@TimesChu the one whose name should not be spoken
I've never heard such innocent three-way and Weiner jokes.
The "try another" clip immediately sent me into orbit
we've been making that joke on the ellie spectacular discord ever since we spent six hours playing trivial pursuit: millennium edition. it's always fun seeing community server jokes leaking out into the videos ellie puts out!
Into orby
@@eggsbox there's a Discord server??
@@Karmy. yeah! iirc the link to it is on ellie's twitch.
@@eggsbox ahhh
that ending got me a little hotter under the collar than it should have
Weirdo
Same ngl
*Hotter under the collar*
A covered dish consisting of onions, chili, and bees.
And I’m Matt
@@JFJD Not a joke.
The spaghetti looks disastrous, but the YTP makes it palatable. Great outro!
I’d say it can be either disastic, or fantastrous. It just depends on if it’s 2-Way or a 3-Way.
@@BinglesP or a 7-11-way
That last bit was like some real old school YTP editing. This was nostalgic. Good stuff.
God I almost forgot about Cincinnati chili. The cold cheese on top of the soupy chili with the raw onions is the wildest combo
I've been making this for years and the primary inspiration is severe depression and a complete lack of fucks to give anymore. Wasn't aware it was a cultural dish.
Don’t forget the beans
Yeah Ohio'll do that to ya.@@ashwhiteforest9078
You sold me on this YTP as soon as you replicated the old Disney "Feature Presentation" slides. *5 freaking seconds in.*
I gotta say, Michael Jordan turning up unannounced got me 🤣 1:36
If only more restaurants celebrity sponsors were that brutally honest
"Listen, I don't really care about this restaurant" 🤣
michael jordan being a worker for a restaurant he doesn't care for is oddly relatable, ngl
Sounds like most restaurant workers I've met, although I don't blame them one bit lmao
Michael Jordan was the most relatable character in this episode
Him and Ving “Arby’s: you are making a mistake!” Rhames.
"Three threeping spoons into a cracker bowl. This should crack the bowl, as the name suggests." Lmao
"Place your thumb on the hand, that'll give you better control," ah, so that's what I've been doing wrong.
1:26 "Now we're ready for some of that inedible Skyline chilli!"
Accurate.
One of the smaller chains, Dixie Chile, offers a 6 way. The addition is garlic.
clanking out "someday" on the bowl fucking SLAYED me.
1:34 I REALLY should've seen Morshu's "Mmmm" coming, but somehow I didn't, and it gets me every time.
The Jerma bit was so unexpected that it sent me flying
That Last minute was sentence mixing at its finest. Gotta love me a Skyline!
Was waiting all video for the low hanging Weiner Jokes. Had to be in the finale of course!
So what's for dinner, Puff-Mama? Chili? 🐡✨
Also, I'm willing to bet Chef Jonathan Lonathan wouldn't approve.
Oh no! It’s food.
1. Great edits. Absolutely hilarious.
2. You managed to jumpscare me with Brian David Gilbert. For that I commend you.
Holy yerf. The best part about late-stage DaThings is the pile of Easter egg callbacks. Veteran fans can see so many references and it adds so much SAUS.
The Twisted clip at the end took me out like an assassin. There is NO way to anticipate a Starkid reference being in a skyline chili ytp
"I took my finger...."
Your editing truly is unbelievable
1:00 this guy's voice with this sentence mixing makes them sound like Jon Arbuckle saying "who ate all the taco shells?"
I gotta have a good meal
i ate those food
@@spurgegirl garfunkel where is the sus
@@treebacon I ate those food
Wow the chili wasn't too spicy, but damn the post-credits sure was lol
🧀 JUST HOLD IT 🧀
Thank you, DaThings. This has been the worst week of my life, but you actually got me to laugh in the midst of it ❤️
The worst week of your life *so far* :D
@@Kitty_kisses97 My wife passed away last week. That’s why it was the worst. I know you didn’t know that, but please think before you comment.
@@natisdreamland It's intended as a joke. And i'm willing to assume that some heavy shit happens with people, but that's not gonna stop me from trying to lighten the mood. You're welcome.
@@Kitty_kisses97 thank you, and I apologize for snapping.
I never thought Matt (“I’m Matt”) and I would have anything in common, but we both love OK GO!
3:18 "One heaping dump down the backside" gave me the most genuine belly laugh I've had in well over a year from anything. My chest hurts and I fell on the floor from laughing so hard. 🤣🤣
Absolute same
3:58 she sounds so adorable when she says "Cool"😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
that might be my all-time favorite credits bit on this channel
that warped Russel Crowe only visible for a frame made me laugh
lmao and the guy from "i now pronounce you Chuck and Larry"
LMAO the topping bit at the finale
Just the idea spaghetti, soupy chilli, a mountain of cheese, and raw onions resting in my gut makes my stomach turn.
Yikes.
Might I say that between the content warnings and proper crediting and listing source material, you are honestly the most professional YTPer I think there has ever been, not to mention the videos themselves are TOP NOTCH humor. You are awesome!!!
As someone from Cincinnati who's family LOVES skyline, and who can count on one hand the number of people they know who don't...this shit sucks. I swear to god that this company staying in business is an example of mass hysteria.
5:31 onwards is perhaps the greatest 40 seconds in YTP history XD
0:45 Well, at that point you might as well make a chili dog.
It is a chili dog
ellie singlehandedly carrying the legacy of ytps on her shoulders fr, this was fucking HILARIOUS
theres still some other good YTPers out there, jallerbo is an amazing one
Some people are still making YTPs. Including me.
Just found your channel and have been laughing like a goblin since
always a delight to see a new video from either you or cs188, always brings a smile to my face, such creative editing
Lisa must be truly terrifying if all the customers are on the run from her
Repetition and absurdly obvious statements, already off to a good start within a few seconds!
this person is single-handedly keeping ytps alive
cs188 still exists too
And HourofPoop did Friar’s Rubbing Wood- Fall of Nottingham
You really really worked for the sus sos sauce joke this time, and oh my god thank you for bringing back "coney scone bascone " i literally had that line run through my head earlier today and wondered where in the world I'd heard such s strange phrase.
“Thanks, Angela. I’ve always loved OK Go.” 😂
2:08 adorable 🥰
I now have an inexplicable desire to pilgrimage to Ohio just to see what the fucked up chili tastes like, entirely from Da Things YTPs
Every time I heard Coney, I expected a Pony joke.
maybe I'm just stoned but this is the funniest ytp I've seen in years
especially the last bit
I lost it at “How about the halfway?” “It’s just a plate.”
As a Cincinnati resident, this was great 🤣 and I'm a skyline fan too! SAaaAS
I like cheese, but that's a *lot* of cheese.
I have professed my love for Cincinnati Chili but to be fair, it definitely does cause heaping dumps down the backside. I cannot deny that.
I have been waiting for this video ever since the 3-way joke in 80s mercedes
Not gonna lie, that reference to the 90s Walt Disney Home Video "Feature Presentation" logo at the beginning caught me off-guard.
Sorry, didn't notice any of the jokes, too distracted by how these people are all TOUCHING THE FOOD WITH THEIR BARE FUCKING HANDS. And that one guy has a RING ON.
That ring is a health violation! it reminds other people who are single that they are lonely and nobody loves them
It also reminds them that they may be handing somebody's genitals late at night which is also a violation
No.... No gloves.... 😔 They're handling the food without gloves
for some reason the funniest thing in this YTP is the loop at 3:38 lmao
I came back and rewatched this a year later and that part still cracks me up lol
1:24 Nice callback!
MAN it's been a long time since we've gotten any adult jokes from ya. The delivery is on point
3:40 got me cracking up! 🤣
Same here mate, had it playing for 6 times in a row, i didn't laugh so hard in a while 🤣
A short video that feels like 20 minutes but in a good way
Our ancestors needed Skyline to survive.
4:47 I actually guessed the right answer
I love DaThings
2:56 Damnit, you made me think of that one Simpsons recent episode where Skinner and Chalmers actually pass a Steamed Hams restaurant and eat at Skyline Chili.
Also, the ‘I love OK Go’ is a mood.
The ending was golden, thank you yet again for another masterpiece Dathings
Me after the third "and I'm Matt" joke: I can't believe they didn't do a riff on "And I'm Javert".
Me after the 5th "and I'm Matt" joke: Well I spoke way too soon.
0:55 "I know that melody..."
"A SUGAR RAY REFERENCE?!" 🤣🤣
Javert's guest appearance slayed me.
imagine scooping people's food bare handed, no gloves in 2022
Matt's sudden reveal as a bottom was an unexpected bit of comedy gold, followed by the LMFAO reference... 🤣 Holy crap, Ellie, your YTPs are constantly improving - and they were top-shelf to begin with!
Any plants to poop some old Gallagher material, in honor of his passing?
This is incredible
And im mat
Thanks for resurfacing my PTSD from working at a chain restaurant.
Three threeping spoons, known as a Guybrush, can be found in the classic Coney 2012.
3:46 literally genius
I still can't get over this food, as a concept. In fact, I refuse to.
Oh it’s real son. It’s extremely real
Matt’s enthusiasm is hot
>I wonder where she's headed
>she's going to the place we all go after getting married
>*divorce court*
💀💀💀💀