The Human Race Part 1
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- Turns out the galaxy is a very nice place once we hit post-scarcity.
Our first multi-part hfy, I hope you enjoy!
Original post here: / the_human_race_part_1
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"And the Cubs still haven't won the World Series." If he had only waited 5 more months to post this...
I know
HAHAHAHAHAHA YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
Lol
About 7 miles? Good god their minds will explode once they learn what a 'marathon' is
They did.
To quote: "So this is a ritualic sacrefice?"
They do in the last one
_"Suicide by sprint."_
Don't forget ultra marathons
*laughs in endurance hunter*
Fun fact: Humans evolved to run long distances.
Walk. We evolved to WALK long distances.
Kyo Sokutai we run better than most animals... not speed but sheer endurance. Sure we walk a while but it’s RUNNING that we are really good at, the tendons and our feet are designed to use some of the energy of the leg going down to spring our foot back up, and this combined with a capacity to sweat while also using our arms to swing to make more momentum to move faster or save energy, combined with how our leg muscles are designed... we literally will outrun most animals if it was endurance based... not only that but we are pretty intelligent and as such have the capacity to use easier or faster routes plus we made shoes allowing us to run for much longer.... we literally are one of THE best endurance runners on the planet... very few known species can run a marathon, like us for example. A horse maybe but if you took it to greater lengths, even the horse would begin to find us catching up to it in time... though I do believe horses are one of the best endurance runners too or may it be another creature I’m thinking of... either way, only a few creatures beat us in endurance based running
@@targitausrithux2320 dogs or wolves
@Juni Post
sLOW BOi: I give up
Human: ok, quick and easy death 4 you.
Fast boI: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH UP TO ME NEH NEH NEEEEEH
Human: THERE WORSE FATES THAN DEATH *AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER AT LEAST 10 OF THEM BEFORE YOU DIE*
@@noonesarino7913 we out run them to. wolves may out do us only in cold parts of the world since the environment keeps them from overheating.
Hover board *FuCKING CHECK*
I can’t wait for the future
A replicator huh?
>spawn weed
Gus spawn bigger Blunt
We evolved to power walk things to death. We didn't evolve to run.
Dyson spheres sound like a good idea, could hold the population of entire planets with extra room.
Yea but like once Dyson spheres are common where are all the raw materials coming from as there is only so many resources take it from someone who has yet to win a single game of stellaris for two years and haven’t won one because of a lack of minerals I know it’s different but it brings up a important question where are all those resources coming from
Dyson swarms are actually a more cost effective and repair efficient plan, a swarm of satellites orbiting a start absorbing power and returning it to earth would suffer less damage as debris moved through space if a meteor hits one satellite no problem, if it hits a sphere it's much harder to repair and who knows how that damage could affect efficiency
yes a LOT of extra room. did you know that if every human on earth lived in one single suburb, that suburb would be the size of Texas or
0,005% Earth land surface
0,001% total Earth surface
add in food production
about 7% adding in agriculture
about 18% adding in animal produces
And that using fields
stacking the space using skyscrapers we divide such by 10 to about 2% of the planet dedicated to human
@@michaelboots0314 About stellaris Have you tried the slow expansion method.
1-you send the science ship explore.
2-you send the builder in the system
3-strengthen your hold on the system
3.1-build balanced resource infrastructures on colony worlds
4-repeat
peaceresources of my 30 so systems. what got me was not being eaten last by the unstoppable space locusts.)
also research productivity and borders
OR
@@TRAILLER thank you actually since I commented what I said. Ever since then I have actually learned how to properly balance a world
*Chuckles in Billy Bob Space Trucker.*
Oh... I get it now...
race...
*massive groan*
I guess this was written a before the cubs won. It was pretty crazy.
Took the encroaching apocalypse for the cubs to win lmao
Dude I hate running and even I can run 7 miles in under an hour and a half if I pace myself correctly.
Average walking speed is 3 miles per hour. You need to go faster than walking, but not by much.
Jog a little faster than walking and you will outrun almost any species
@@Its_shiki_time4876 Over the long run, at least.
This dude has a fookin dream job.
...Then again, the entire premise is a dream.
Hoverboards? *f u c k i n g c h e c k*
Ah, I now know why this hasn't happened yet
The Cubs won
So because the cubs haven't won, the time it takes to meet those aliens was pushed off?
Hm.... We're developing technology pretty well on our own without them. I like the Cubs. More time means the more the human race can expand and prepare for the worst just in case....
What's the problem here? I don't see one.
Humans: *considered a race*
Animals: *considered as species*
?
The Fact the US still hasn't gotten over Imperial just seems soooo so right.
I will die before I use the metric system or that space measurements system
Metric is cool and all but have you tried chaos?
I don’t know about the others but I use both ;) all hail chaos
@@davedave8986 ever use a gun you measure bullets in metric
really like this one looking forward to the second part.
NEVER, NEVER, NEEEVVVVEEERRR BUILD A DYSON SPHERE. Just go for Dysons Swarms and Ring Worlds
No air cars? Nuts. I've always dreamed of being like George Jetson scooting around above traffic jams.
Depending on Xenos tech! Heresy!!
Raymond Narvaez Blam!
Raymond Narvaez I am calling a extermenatas
Statement: Xeno Tech? HERESY!
*WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH*
*FUCKING HERETICS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
hehehe oh i can't wait for part 2.
I don't know why this was recommended to me now, but I am not disappointed.
I think someone in the first contact group completely failed at their job. Apparently human sports where never studied.
1:20 Dang it. Wait did the Lions win the Superbowl? I need to know. My family has been waiting for generations. Please tell me. Teeeeelll Meeeee!!!!
No
>Hoverboards
Fuck
Yeah
FUCK YEAH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have asthma and sports is breathless, but I learned a trick in breathing when speed walking,could be used in running.I am a bit to old for it now, my feet are to bad ,but if I had to ......
When you evolved to run a marathon everyday
A trillion years old? Um, no. The universe is only 14ish billion years old so far.
Putting the race in the race
Love your videos, thank you!
I think it be more realistic based on ancient history that aliens would come down and question what the metric system is because you hear stories about how "the gods gave us the knowledge to read and write" and that extends to measurements. Ancient man used Inches, Feet, Palms Cubits, Yards and Miles for a reason.
Not yards and miles
@@greywolf9783 Yes yards and miles
I love the background sounds
Humans are best at long distance running in heat
we got them lmaos inthe fucking bag yall
There’s probably a problem with the conversion
Hey, we have jet packs now! A company over in Britain is producing them, primarily for rescue services and military operations. You can actually buy one, if you have enough money!
"a week in one space without cabin fever" yikes
It’s called being an introvert lol
@@overlordinquisitor6565 as a introvert your correct
Why did you choose vogons?
Very soothing voice my man.
6.7 god blessed miles o7
Shits good as hell bro 💯💯💯
So your saying I'm not a Kardashian!?
They don't use the metric system for measurements and calculating distances?
Where is the rest of this?
I'm guessing there's a catch... like high gravity or something
3 hours for 10.8km is like below walking speed. People should have noticed that the aliens move terribly slowly. 1 hour would have been better to keep the suspense of disbelief and still a quite slow speed.
It's slow for us but I mean, what else can run for several hours without slowing down? We litterally evolved to chase our prey until they get too tired to continue.
Even after we are uplifted america #1 Imperial all the way
Ironic the cubs won the year you posted this 😂
Swept the imperial system under the rug? Was this written by a savage non-american? I'd ask the aliens what the hell a "yule" is and why they aren't using miles like an actual species.
I don’t use communist units.
Vogons? Really?
Because yes