The Human Race Part 2

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  • Опубліковано 1 гру 2024

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  • @thereprehensible435
    @thereprehensible435 3 роки тому +66

    _"A kah'ar ate my jacket. It was my favorite jacket; it was a gift from my beloved."_

  • @LtCWest
    @LtCWest 5 років тому +269

    And then the endurance predator enters the ring. ^^

    • @vdevil5232
      @vdevil5232 3 роки тому +17

      Alien reporter- "How did you develop such an ability?"
      Humans-"oh we chased our prey until they overheated themselves or became to tired to run and accepted death."
      Aliens present and watching at home.
      "😳😳😳😳....🤨🤔....😅😰😱."

    • @lemontv7883
      @lemontv7883 3 роки тому +6

      @@vdevil5232 to be fair we run so well because before even that we were a scavenger species that stole meat from predators and booked it

    • @benjamincabreraaparicio8684
      @benjamincabreraaparicio8684 2 роки тому +1

      Que the pursuit predator phobia epidemic

  • @supergirlprime4653
    @supergirlprime4653 5 років тому +409

    Average walking speed is literally 3.1 miles per hour. Any human could walk this race.

    • @heinoobermeyer7566
      @heinoobermeyer7566 5 років тому +29

      my thoughts exactly

    • @bannaandeggs3705
      @bannaandeggs3705 5 років тому +78

      Supergirl Prime me joined the race hmmm what a day to walk in a running field
      Alien competition:What how can he be so fast and have alot of stamina
      My body:TF is this is this supposed to be a marathon not the walking competition?

    • @vHindenburg
      @vHindenburg 4 роки тому +21

      Measured myself ones doing up to 8 kph walking thats about 5 miles :3

    • @hillbillydelux
      @hillbillydelux 4 роки тому +15

      I'm over weight and could crush this competition. Lol My wife makes me walk that much on a shopping trip.

    • @SchazmenRassir
      @SchazmenRassir 3 роки тому +9

      Any human with average fitness, anyway.

  • @elanortriestoart6447
    @elanortriestoart6447 4 роки тому +153

    "This vendor sells meat between two pieces of bread. It is my new favorite food."
    Right about here? I. LOST. IT.

    • @azidal3755
      @azidal3755 3 роки тому +5

      That one is my favorite of the announcers.

    • @soffren
      @soffren 2 роки тому +4

      I need a whole story following just him. Those brain scanners sure made him a sideline reporter for a reason 🤣

  • @Bram51Gaming
    @Bram51Gaming 6 років тому +291

    we were made to chase our targets till they die of exhaustation! we're scary

    • @rhyslane3094
      @rhyslane3094 4 роки тому +24

      Living nightmare fuel?, don't under estimate us

    • @commissarvigil4806
      @commissarvigil4806 3 роки тому +9

      Dude have you not seen some of the other nfys? Humans are Fucking CRAZY

    • @disfuncionexe
      @disfuncionexe 3 роки тому +6

      @@commissarvigil4806 its kind of the opposite a lot of other sci fi. usually aliens are just humans but with added ability's so humans end up being super under powered.

    • @hetzer5926
      @hetzer5926 3 роки тому +14

      Aliens: You think you can outrun me?
      Human: ye
      Aliens: and why do you think that?
      Human: in the past we used to run our prey to death.
      Aliens: you........what?

  • @siralsmi2095
    @siralsmi2095 6 років тому +241

    The Brain scanner didn't make you a content creator for nothing

  • @birubu
    @birubu 3 роки тому +54

    Additionally, our running gait is basically falling forwards and catching ourselves before we hit the floor repeatedly. You can see this in the pose shown in the video. A human’s center of mass is in their abdomen, but it’s way in front of where the foot contacts the ground. We basically conserve energy by letting gravity push us forwards and only keeping us from falling outright.

  • @monseurwanksalotte3477
    @monseurwanksalotte3477 3 роки тому +42

    i love these old soft fiction stories
    they capture that sort of pompous naive star trek era vibe
    it's so bad i love it

  • @hetzer5926
    @hetzer5926 3 роки тому +68

    Aliens: it’s a long distance
    Human: but it’s only 10km
    Aliens: Exact- wait, only 10km?
    Human: Yeah, we can walk that in like two hours l, probably run it in half an hour.
    Aliens: hol up.

    • @BOMBI77766
      @BOMBI77766 3 роки тому +2

      I don't know 20 km per hour is quite fast.

    • @frealsolidusauxil5873
      @frealsolidusauxil5873 3 роки тому +3

      @@BOMBI77766 thats running athlete's probably run that normally of course not in endurance races. But in endurace we still run fairly quickly.

    • @MalefAzelb
      @MalefAzelb 3 роки тому +2

      Some of us can run a marathon (which is around 100 euls) in the same amount of time

  • @GuyWhoWatchesStuff
    @GuyWhoWatchesStuff 4 роки тому +62

    Bruh ya, we humans, LITTERLY EVOLVED, to do this

  • @fangorn23
    @fangorn23 7 років тому +26

    "to race balls out"
    I came |__| that close to snorting water on my keybord

  • @stikibunn
    @stikibunn 6 років тому +96

    Stedt is hilarious.

  • @utkuayranc3210
    @utkuayranc3210 3 роки тому +21

    *le endurance hunter has arrived*

  • @user-ql7zl4nu7i
    @user-ql7zl4nu7i 4 роки тому +65

    Bruh. That alien announcer shares my name. I know I have a rare name for America, but come on. If aliens use it, it can't be that bad.

  • @AetherBoye
    @AetherBoye 3 роки тому +22

    my name is Barry allen, and i am the fastest sentient in the galaxy

  • @RatRatRattyRatRat
    @RatRatRattyRatRat 3 роки тому +16

    I didn't realize the title is "The human race" as in running race not species race until half way through this episode of the series.

  • @plinko-moss
    @plinko-moss 4 роки тому +27

    Psh, humans were made for this.

  • @fnfdmgjfndf
    @fnfdmgjfndf 8 років тому +97

    This is amazing. I only just found your channel, but you're definitely worth my sub if you can keep up this level.

    • @AudioOnly
      @AudioOnly  8 років тому +10

      The hope is that I improve :P

  • @mllhild
    @mllhild 3 роки тому +6

    of course the space elf was the one to come up with this mean idea

  • @Shythalia
    @Shythalia 4 роки тому +21

    the passive aggressiveness lol

  • @Francis-ce1qb
    @Francis-ce1qb 3 роки тому +4

    when a total armature won the Olympic gold medal (and it did happened in 1968 by Dick Fosbury, it was his first time in the Olympic and he set a world record too)

  • @EnraEnerato
    @EnraEnerato 5 років тому +31

    Reconverted a marathon, lmao...

  • @matrixmeme482
    @matrixmeme482 3 роки тому +5

    This will be the best 2 and a half hours. Just killed me

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 3 роки тому +3

    The humor is spot-on!

  • @BMFOTP3
    @BMFOTP3 3 роки тому +3

    Persistence hunter go brrrr

  • @wellwellwelllookwhowehaveh7871
    @wellwellwelllookwhowehaveh7871 6 років тому +80

    WHERE’S MU ALIEN RACE!?! PART 3

    • @AudioOnly
      @AudioOnly  6 років тому +23

      ua-cam.com/video/z_Vh4H4XoBU/v-deo.html
      It's labeled as Alien Race Finale. Sorry for the confusion

    • @ApocryphalDude
      @ApocryphalDude 3 роки тому +3

      @@AudioOnly have you considered putting each following episode in the card for the video?

    • @seraphin9825
      @seraphin9825 3 роки тому +1

      @@AudioOnly the algorithm was confused as well...

  • @NatsuDragn33I
    @NatsuDragn33I 3 роки тому +4

    Ste-et (or however it's spelled) is fantastic, I love his inclusion.

  • @stevenweaver3386
    @stevenweaver3386 3 роки тому +2

    One of the requirements for our annual physical fitness testing was to run 2.4kms in 12 minutes or less. 8 euls for the xenos. The least fit could do this race in 45 minutes.

  • @properfunny
    @properfunny 3 роки тому +6

    Once again why wasn’t this level of information more publicly known? I mean it is something so basic for humanity that these aliens missed it is shocking.

  • @Grundini91
    @Grundini91 4 роки тому +23

    On your left!

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 4 роки тому +16

      On your left
      On your left
      On your-
      Alien: DONT YOU SAY IT.
      leeeeeiiiiiiiight

    • @ApocryphalDude
      @ApocryphalDude 4 роки тому +4

      I understood that reference!

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 3 роки тому

      @@ApocryphalDude I understood that reference.

  • @jerrybaker8597
    @jerrybaker8597 3 роки тому +1

    I love the bland speaker

  • @MalefAzelb
    @MalefAzelb 3 роки тому +1

    I mean we litterally are evolved to run and chase our prey until they either die of exhaustion or overheat.

  • @Darkstar1484
    @Darkstar1484 3 роки тому +4

    Poor Se'et...

  • @Zedrich362
    @Zedrich362 Рік тому

    "I could slaughter a whole village."
    - most sane sports announcer

  • @Patrone68
    @Patrone68 3 роки тому +5

    Come on he's a diplomat; I don't think he's going to win. (I want him to, but I don't think he will; blister foreshadowing, at least they'll get to see blood:P)

  • @wololoman3314
    @wololoman3314 3 роки тому +3

    I would like to see this universe meet 40k

  • @derpionderpson1424
    @derpionderpson1424 3 роки тому +3

    Whoever came up with the names know what they did and they should feel ashamed...

  • @sydneydaum9204
    @sydneydaum9204 2 місяці тому

    rip to sta-et's jacket😔

  • @asssaa9010
    @asssaa9010 4 роки тому +11

    Could you do part 3

    • @joep2365
      @joep2365 4 роки тому +3

      It's called "The Human Race final" and its on his channel

  • @fbrodie7428
    @fbrodie7428 5 років тому +9

    logh lagh livh

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox 3 роки тому +1

    6:15
    Really could have used a notice for this transition.

  • @kerryjong7268
    @kerryjong7268 4 роки тому +9

    *VwV*