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6 Reasons Perfect Cameras Can't Exist
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- Опубліковано 2 гру 2023
- Oh you wanted the perfect camera. Sorry, it can't happen for these 6 reasons. Canon, Sony and Nikon won't do it. Neither will Fuji, Panasonic or OM System.
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Is there a cripple hammer plush toy? If not there should be 😂
Imagine owning a camera company. Now, imagine having an entire internet of people telling you exactly what products they want you to produce but you just ignore them and keep making crap.
The hubris of the Japanese camera cartel will never be beat.
Say u own a camera company and you made the perfect camera with no flaw. What are you gonna sell next considering u only produce cameras.
@_jbflickz when the technology gets better, put it all in the next camera. Never hold anything back, and you'll never have to hold anything back. The jap companies are holding back a huge amount of features and tech.
@@_jbflickz You don't go public, make your millions because everyone buys it and don't have to release crap every year just to make shareholders happy. Then make a v2 in 5 years.
Ice cream@@_jbflickz
*that intro was so funny. much appreciated.*
This was hilariously fun! And man...the pre-planning and Fusion gymnastics that went into this video...💪
I demand a “Markus Pix” avatar, dressed as Apollo (God of light and good lighting ) to fight all those monsters 😁😁😁
The lore is real! But where is Ricoh/Pentax? Leica? Sigma? GoPro? Dji? They need mascots too!
I feel like Pentax would just be a dude asleep in a chair...
We need a CC Extended Universe comic book series. It'd be epic. Great characters.
Classic! Would be curious what a Leica character would be...a mythical beast that appears once every 4 years or so.
I have the perfect camera. Add black magic autofocus, sony color science, arri image stabilisation, canon r8 battery and finally A7S3 firmware.
And panasonic lens selection, sony menus and hasselblad prices
The cgi is just mind blowing
Surfed with a big tiger shark this morning. She's like a giant puppy. If I had a TG-7 or a NoPro I'd have video or photos.
Yes! You definitely need to make a Black Magic witch character!!!🧙🏻♀️
Sigma fp: the painter that delivers the best image once in a lifetime!
Dji: the terminator droid that has the best tracking technology, digitized image with thermal sensor detection.
Gopro: surfing board that doesn't leave the beach. Blacks out regularly.
Great video- thanks for the explanations!
A7s3 sensor in a AX53 sized camcorder body would be amazing… come on Sony!
As a new CC fan thank you for reviewing the mascots! Would love a CC vocab video
Thank you for keeping the backpack all time for us, it looks cool 🙂
Your editor was working overtime with all the animations. Take it easy on him.
He is the editor😜
Have a great Christmas, dude. Don't have too long a break over the Holidays! And come to the UK and bring some Camera Conspiracies gear! Shipping costs are ridiculous!
The biggest conspiracy of all is that all of the camera companies "had a meeting about that". This is why there is no perfect camera.
Truth! The japanese camera cartel is the dictionary definition of conspiracy.
the most brilliant first 1 minute I watched on youtube. Respect!
Hilarious yet informative. Loved this video, thanks for the morning laughs! So many choices today when it comes to cameras. As an amateur who was mainly interested in photography and because budget was a big consideration when I was shopping, I have an X-T3 that I bought barely used about 2 years ago. I don't ever see myself shooting much video with it. I hope to get something small and easy to use for that some day. Your videos are definitely an inspiration to focus on the content more than the specs BTW. Thanks again for the fun. Have a rockin' day!
Great images at the end
OMG so original!! I hay you so much!!!! hahah lol. Awesome man!! IF your ever in Calgary I got a beer waiting for ya/.
Well you didn’t cripple that video by holding anything back, very entertaining.
Yayyyyy! The OM sushi chef is there !
The perfect camera is the friends we made along the way.
Bofuss, U outa Focus. But the hammer and pony were spot on. 🙈🙉🙊
Ur the most fun on screwtube.
I don't know much about camera but I like your video editing.
Like many others I want to thank you for the morning laughs 🥰🤣 l enjoyed this video and it got me thinking about my childhood mornings watching cartoons 😅🙏. I forth see that the Sony t-shirt gonna sell for a million dollars on an auction in the future.
LOL Informative and hilarious! This video was inforious!
Yeah I remember I bought the Canon 80D over the GH5 solely because of the autofocus.
Best cold open I’ve seen on this channel yet 😂😂😂
The Nikon Z6iii coming up for April announcement will be a catch up for Nikon where it will have better autofocus in video, updated sensor and the great Nikon colors. It will be like a baby Z8 with a size between Z8 and current Z6ii. Biggest feature is vari angle LCD and some impressive video spec options. Should be vast improvement over current Z6ii.
wow!! I saw Real Ninja™ at 10:18 🤣 LOL
Brilliant opener!
I think I own the cinema. Vlogging with the Insta360 One RS 1-inch mod, close up filter, 5.3k 30fps, FlowState stabe, carry a couple of extended batteries. CLP and ND for when they're required. No need for anything else! 😂😂 I have even adapted a 52mm glimmer glass filter, even thought I hate them! 😂😂
You really just crushed my dream quest to find the perfect camera just like that?
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We need to see the Blackmagic Confused Witch! and a Leica billionaire bachelor
I wonder if Surfer boy GoPro is a good fit for a Character you've mentioned in previous videos?
Unbelievable intro 🤣 I love it.👍
You’re like the sorcerer supreme of cameras, earned a subscription from me
LOL your videos are getting funnier Kasey. What would be a really funny video is if you and Markus switched roles like in Face Off. Thanks for the laughs. 🙂
Fujifilm still needs a tone slider like Canon and Ricoh have. I could finally shift the pink hues in skin towards orange without having a whacked out green sky from 6700k white balance just trying not to look like a ham human. That and AF and IBIS. But once they sorted all of that, and made something smaller than full frame, I will buy back in. I've got my XF glass waiting for them to stop jerking off with these 4th place releases. 😂
Not sure if you are still reading these but DJI LIDAR Focus puller for manual lenses..... WOW.... Berbs with lidar autofocus. Branches will probably f it up but with clear line of sight this is pretty amazing and you can use cini lenses and old cool stuff and have autofocus. It's not even insanely expensive.
Currently just a spectator watching this battle play out. One day I’ll raise my thumb and give one of them my backing.
HOW DID YOU DO THIS INTRO SO WELL :')
I just found the perfect CAMERA!!! For me like you I have lots of cameras! The NIKON ZF has a soul, out of mine camera hunt I have in my Closet the Z9. Z62 Sony A1 and A7v -/ the Canon r6 2 , ZF is my baby it might be my age?
Haha I’ve missed a few years of videos so this video was basically made for me🤣🤣🤣
The Nikon monkey was the best 😂
Be careful with funguses you apply to your vegagastro system.....Olympus sushi's my favorite dish
world-class editing
How is the Z f the same as the Z fc? It has the new processor with the new settings from the Z 8/Z 9, including improved autofocus.
Yeah, but have you tried the 18mm 2.8 Zeiss Batis?
I always enjoyed you Cripple Hammer. Be taking about some other camera, at least they didn't cripple it like Cannon. Oh hi there (as the cripple hammer appears on screen) you guys make great cameras to that can do this and that but this still sucks. Ooow
Brilliant.
The intro 😂
A S1R in a smaller body (somewhere between G80 and G9) with 80-100mp that has G9II IS and allows for L-Mount and M43 lens attachment with 20-25mp crop for the latter, animal eye detect in 4K 300fps and the same fan setup as the S5II to keep it going, built in ProRes, global shutter, built in ND... I think that's reachable within 5 years for around 3k and I think it would be perfect but yeah you'll never see it.
What you think of older model that are about 10 years old? Its getting popular again older digital camera are getting expensive🤔
Panasonic released a statement saying that the GH7 will be compatible with Olympus lens stabilization. Also 8k 60fps 16 bit 4-4-4. 192Gbps bitrate. Is that good?
Why does it look warmer there than it is in Minnesota? 🤔
Oh yeah, the whole team ponied up to rescue the downward spiral that is the camera industry right now. Or was it just Mitsubishi?
(I am not a Panasonic ambassador, I swear)
@13:30 - best transition!!!
I bought a S7iii specifically for going in the ocean, I'll be in the ocean if anyone's looking for me... I'm kidding, No one's looking for me.
Now that you have seen the power of the Monkey, when will you defeat the cripple hammer and wield it's power with R7?. I heard the IBIS are good.
First. Yes, I know it's childish, but this is CC, and I like it. A lot.
The Z30 is just a fun camera to use.
You are hysterical Kasey. Don’t ever change.
what about Pentax?
The perfect camera is exist in every video sponsored UA-camr makes 😂
Wow, we've got the Drama now
We’ve waited so long that we deserve to skip to the Sony X3000iii (black).
If I could have given you 100,000 likes on the opening alone, I would have.
They can't make the perfect camera. We would all buy one. Great for them. But the next camera that came out would be completely ignored. Why will I buy a new camera? I have the perfect camera. The release of a perfect camera would destroy them all.
Perfect camera exists only in our heart and mind.
Sony X4000 with MFT size sensor
Arri alexa in a dji pocket 3
This is why im still using a camera from 2013...
Canon does make the most rugged cameras that will last better than most. The cripple hammer is real though….
I think each feature consumes a large amount of processing power That's why they can't put everything in one camera.😅😅
1:29 soft focus, portrait style. Are you feeling old?
There are 2 reasons: one of them is that the manufacturers don't wnat us NOT to buy new gears every year. :D If one put out a perfect camera what would the others do? That one manufacturer would sell a lot, but that is it... and won't sell anymore.
second reason: we humans cannot ever have satisfaction. There is no perfect for everyone. Sony released the A9III with global shutter and still people are complaining. :D We need 8K 60 p no crop, we need internal BRAW 1000mb/s, we need 10 axis stabilizer, we need 1000 fps slow motion etc. :D
Is it true that those camera company mascots have been turned into stuffed animal toys and sell out every Christmas season in Japan?
We are not ready for Sony's alien tech!
Maybe the perfect camera was the friends we made along the way.
Or the a7sIII
The PanaPony bit you... belly aching.
just switched from a7iv to bmcc 6k full frame. finally i've realised what means the digital smudgy sony ugly color science lol
"I hay you so much!". Unibtebted pun.
The perfect camera for me came out already, it’s called the A7SIII
No open gate, no exposure tools, no 6k , no shutter angle…= not perfect at all
They perfected the photo camera 20 years ago. Video cameras are a different story. Everybody wants something different, so you can’t please everybody. I have an A7S3, which is about as perfect as you can get today. I just bought an FX30, and I like it a little more, mainly because it’s half the price. But I’m not into wildlife, and I don’t need to film myself running across the street in slow motion, plus I use a gimbal. With a Sony 11mm lens, and the Sigma trio, that’s about all I really need.
boy, the perfect camera is a book
There is only one reason why there is no such thing as a perfect camera. Profit! If you make a perfect camera, who is going to ever trade it for another? No one! End of story… This video was hilarious though. Love the line about the fluoride dart. lol!
A7siii announced firmware update anyone?
Got to keep people buying the next camera...
It's not the camera, it's the lens. Lenses have physical limitations
@@Arcticfox7 the lens has no impact on the features or functions of the camera. The point the video is making is that manufacturers seem to cripple their cameras by removing features on purpose to steer you towards buying something very expensive or they just seem to fail to develop certain areas for inexplicable reasons.
@TheWalkingKev look beyond the big 3. Perfect camera is our there. And stop watching youtube. Every channel is trying to sell you the most expensive crap. It's why and how they exist
@@Arcticfox7 thanks for the random advice, but I'm not sure I'll listen to someone who doesn't know how a lens works.
love your intro my guy.
The perfect camera is coming dude, its called the Panasonic Lumix G100 Mark II with the phased detection autofocus. I'm sorry, dude, but I ain't leaving the church of the G-85 yet.
Phase one unobtanium
The intro is hilarious! Enjoyed the video.
The perfect camera won't exist because how else would they artificially divide up a shrinking market lmao
Bcz you are perfekt
Here is some reson no perfect camera :
Best image quailiy = big camera. Larger the censor, larger of lens. Even u carry heavy equipment, big camera = high rolling shuter + more shaking of footage becasue large censor.
Small censor = worse iso but better of ibis and small lense. I wil not talk about gh6 or g9 mark 2 have best ibis. Look at small camera 1 inch like dj pocket 3. Their ibis so good that no big camera can reach, it better than gh6 because small censor. And their size very small. If u record sport require quick movment or high speed u will chose 1 inch camera instead of fullframe. And if u record low light video, a7s3 will be best choise. U can chose balance camera like crop 6700/r7/xt5 but their no suck things is perfect. Never. When 1 inch camera reach full frame quailty in next 3-4 year fullframe all ready reach 100 mpx allready