Persecuted - The Cinema Snob

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  • @knofear8859
    @knofear8859 6 років тому +275

    If you're curious, yes, Bruce Davison was indeed the evil senator from X-Men. What a weird thing to be typecast as.

    • @AussieDragoon
      @AussieDragoon 6 років тому +26

      In voice acting he's typecast as the grey haired political leader with an eye injury.

    • @Darkslayer289
      @Darkslayer289 6 років тому +15

      KnoFear Damn you, Senator Kelley.

    • @smjaiteh
      @smjaiteh 6 років тому +6

      KnoFear I think he was just typecast as people whose brains turn into water jelly.

    • @Isdezenaambezet
      @Isdezenaambezet 6 років тому +3

      Pretty sure he was also the evil secretary of state in Sicario 2.

    • @MissAshley42
      @MissAshley42 6 років тому +3

      I read that name, briefly thought of Hulk Davidson from Viewtiful Joe, and got very confused for a while.

  • @Insane-Howl-Cowl
    @Insane-Howl-Cowl 6 років тому +163

    These movies always make me laugh at first, then angry that the creators are serious.

  • @SAPProd
    @SAPProd 6 років тому +54

    “Sorry Sam; Ziggy says you can’t leap until you get Brad Stein to tell one funny joke!”
    Dr. Sam Becket never returned home.

  • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
    @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 4 роки тому +24

    Your wife going "He could hammer *me* on a wooden cross." annihilated me to tears XD

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 6 років тому +146

    This felt like the movie was essentially what the mom from Waterboy would say, overexplained. "Equality is from *THE DEVIL!* "

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 2 роки тому +2

      or the mom from bubble boy

    • @johnpatterson4816
      @johnpatterson4816 2 роки тому +3

      Speaking of Christopher "More Cowbell!!"Walken,he's 70 today!!!

    • @johnpatterson4816
      @johnpatterson4816 2 роки тому

      Speaking of the Frere's Baldwin,they're basically dooshes!!
      Alec and Stephen are the biggest dooshes this side of a Feminine Needs aisle of a CVS or Walgreens while Billy and Danny are more like dooshes at a rundown convenience store run by Indians!!!

    • @johnpatterson4816
      @johnpatterson4816 2 роки тому +1

      Brad,it'd be funny if you'd get Mike Nelson and his robot pals from MST3K to review some of these movies with you!!!

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 роки тому +1

      Ironic seeing how the people that made Waterboy are the devil. It can prey on your nostalgia all it wants, but it still sucks.

  • @MagnumBill91
    @MagnumBill91 6 років тому +60

    If this video gets taken down and a fan reuploads it, it'll be called "PERSECUTED by The Cinema Snob."

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero 6 років тому +6

      You'd had to have fucked up HARD to be kinkshamed by the Snob...!

  • @5trafficcone921
    @5trafficcone921 6 років тому +191

    OK,if this movie is comparing the quote-on-quote, plight of Christians in America to the shit people like my grandpa had to go through on Iwo Jima, then we are gonna have problems.

    • @talynhastime9343
      @talynhastime9343 6 років тому +14

      +Dylan Lewis It seems you're gonna have problems, fam.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 6 років тому +2

      Brandon Roberts it is more uniform in tone than Voiceless where I still struggle to fully accept it was anti-abortion.

    • @Liliputian07
      @Liliputian07 6 років тому +2

      I'm sure the producers are shaking in their boots

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 6 років тому +5

      It's Christians. What else do you expect from a group of people whose whole religion is centered around martyrdom?
      That being said...
      "quote-on-quote"
      First of all, it's "quote-unquote". Secondly, you only _say_ that phrase, not write it. When written, you use actual quotation marks. Unless you're quoting someone, or writing dialogue in a story, that is. It's verbal shorthand, so the person you're talking to knows that what your saying isn't something you believe as well.

    • @Liliputian07
      @Liliputian07 6 років тому +2

      @@whiterabbit75
      This is false based on literally every school of linguistic thought
      "Quote-unquote" in writing is emphasis, and that's very obvious. Stop acting like you know more than you do

  • @Inzaynmembrain97
    @Inzaynmembrain97 6 років тому +217

    Whenever I see an Actor I like starring in these Christian movies I’m always like “god dammit you’re better than this and you know it”

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 5 років тому +14

      *cough cough* Melissa Joan Hart in God's Not Dead 2

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 5 років тому +16

      Melissa Joan Hart, the Baldwin brothers, heck, even Rusty Joiner.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 5 років тому +3

      @Black Ninja I know

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 2 роки тому +5

      Its better then working at Walmart

    • @johnpatterson4816
      @johnpatterson4816 2 роки тому

      @@HylianFox3 Actually,only Billy;Danny and Stephen are the only Baldwin Brothers in these movies.
      Alec has the good sense to stay out of these movies!!
      Of course,when you get right down to it,all four of the Herman's Baldwin.are ginormous douches!!!
      Alec is an annoying liberal douche while Stephen's an annoying conservative douche!!
      While Billy and Danny are merely minor league douches!!

  • @MrPeterkrueger
    @MrPeterkrueger 6 років тому +66

    9:46 they literally have a golden calf in the board room, like how Dogma ironically had one

    • @saschamayer4050
      @saschamayer4050 5 років тому

      Because that's from the bible.

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 5 років тому +7

      I bet they thought they were being subtle. lol

    • @maximusdork3336
      @maximusdork3336 5 років тому +5

      @@tuschman168 Subtle as cotton candy. You can see it and smell it a good distance away.

  • @jardelelias5625
    @jardelelias5625 6 років тому +54

    Bruce Davison makes it possible to think of this movie as an X-Men prequel. It makes the movie 80% more enjoyable.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 років тому +7

      The Brotherhood of Evil mutants are more believable villains than Grand Liberal Conspiracy.

  • @lsgreger2645
    @lsgreger2645 6 років тому +35

    Don't worry James Remar, you are only a few years away from kicking ass in the Black Lightning tv show.

  • @Cal6009
    @Cal6009 6 років тому +43

    This has gone beyond a persecution complex, this is a persecution fetish.

  • @danmount9462
    @danmount9462 6 років тому +176

    Only in America can a group that holds so much power cry persecution

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 6 років тому +16

      Well they lack all the power so something has to be wrong, their book told them they would have all power

    • @thephezzaniferengi1456
      @thephezzaniferengi1456 6 років тому +1

      Like the media members who are shaming people left and right and claim to have it so bad?

    • @indumatipngtuber2790
      @indumatipngtuber2790 6 років тому +7

      Naww...because here in 'Murica, the Media is so bad that they shame people left and right and claim to be heroes yet will devote time to make a massive editorial hit piece crying persecution if someone trolls them on the internet!

    • @Logan912
      @Logan912 6 років тому +8

      Oh, it happened all over Europe too... in the Middle Ages.

    • @petesmith9475
      @petesmith9475 6 років тому +5

      It christians can't force feed their religion to everyone at chools and everywhere = PERECUTION!!1 (and it's not only in "murica". It's same thing everywhere they have infested).

  • @svartfrasr9755
    @svartfrasr9755 6 років тому +39

    *sees title and Brad opening with the shit eating grin*
    ... Yes. Proceed.

  • @andrebrynkus2055
    @andrebrynkus2055 6 років тому +131

    If this movie wanted to be realistic the villains' plan wouldn't be to frame him for the rape and murder of a girl. They would have just released actual pictures of the minister with his secret seventeen years old boyfriend.

    • @MxSnrub
      @MxSnrub 6 років тому +5

      Seven-TEEN?

    • @FusionFullForce
      @FusionFullForce 6 років тому +9

      @@MxSnrub You mean like, in human years?

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 6 років тому +16

      If the movie wanted to be realistic, the senators bill would have caused a bunch of people complaining online, and no one would have cares what some preacher had to say.

    • @davidbauler3159
      @davidbauler3159 6 років тому +9

      No. It's just a young, hired house servant. Not his boyfriend.

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 6 років тому +7

      I don't think anyone expects realism from these types of movies. I mean they're basically just wanking material for the right wing. "Ooohh... yeaaaah.... lay that sweet conspiracy theory on me, baby! .... Aaaaahhhhhhh, Goooood!" Just like there is torture porn (like Saw and Hostel), this can be classified as faith porn.

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 років тому +36

    Senator Kelly before his crusade against mutants.

  • @lordshnissugah
    @lordshnissugah 6 років тому +292

    Somehow, these Evangelical gaslighting films always disturb me more than the worst bits of the grindhouse flicks.

    • @MissAshley42
      @MissAshley42 6 років тому +76

      It's the sincere insanity of them. We can point and laugh, but we can't help but be reminded that real people really believe the things these films are saying.

    • @gwendolynstata3775
      @gwendolynstata3775 6 років тому +43

      At least the grindhouse flicks are just "Ya wanna see a lot of violence and gore? Here's a lot of violence and gore." Evangelical Propaganda films are all two drinks away from outright saying, "It'll be socially acceptable to murder every Christian in the streets if you don't fight tooth and nail to make Murica into the glorious Christian Theocratic Dictatorship whitebread Jeebus wants it to be."

    • @Chelaxim
      @Chelaxim 6 років тому +30

      In North Korea they force you to watch propoganda,in the US we watch it willingly.

    • @lordshnissugah
      @lordshnissugah 6 років тому +10

      _Cannibal Ferox_ doesn't make me say "Fuck you" to my screen nearly as much, either. As far as I know, _If Footmen Tire You_ was all but forgotten up until recently while it seems that the bloodless _God's Not Dead_ and the like are only (and rightly) blasted by irreligious folks yet those movies slip under the radar. Still, I'm fine with being a godless Yank after all.

    • @Ashethetics
      @Ashethetics 6 років тому +19

      And Grindhouse isn’t real. These people are. Plus the agenda looming over it. Like this isn’t a film that’s just about a fictional man who’s getting chased by the government, the people behind this want you to believe in this by the end of the film. It’s like an indoctrination.

  • @TheBlackCloakedMan
    @TheBlackCloakedMan 6 років тому +56

    Yeah, it did occur to me it might be one of those "persecuted christians" movie, but with the capitol building on fire, I did think it might also be a Neil Breen movie I hadn't heard about.

  • @sandersnoblitt7014
    @sandersnoblitt7014 6 років тому +172

    Exploitation is exploitation, whether it's a slasher movie or evangelical porn.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 6 років тому +11

      Sanders Noblitt at least slasher films have inhuman monsters for villians while these movies make themthe fucking heroes.

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 6 років тому +15

      Sanders Noblitt
      IIRC the Snob coined a term for the latter years ago: “Christploitation”.

    • @blixer8384
      @blixer8384 6 років тому +15

      There's one main difference between the two. Slash Movies exist to entertain, evangelical porn exist to further a narrative that could be detrimental to the United States and the Separation of Church and State.

    • @Logan912
      @Logan912 6 років тому +8

      Emmett Leone-Woods Oh, Christploitation still exists for the purpose of entertaining a certain group of people. It's only that slasher movies are made for the general public (not actual serial killers,) and Christploitation is made for people who live in an echochamber.

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 5 років тому +3

      @@Logan912 I'm not sure "echo chamber" is the best word for it as they are supposed to not listen to anything but the voices inside their own head... Dullingchamber? Soundless Space? But yeah, they exist in the treatment part of an indoctrination machine and call everybody else "brainwashed"...

  • @Genin99
    @Genin99 6 років тому +112

    All what I hear in movies like this is "WAAAAHHHHHH WE CAN'T FORCE EVERYONE TO PRACTICE OUR VERSION OF CHRISTIANITY AND OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED NOT BE CHRISTIAN, WE ARE SOOO PERSECUTED WAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
    These are also the people that think they have the right to harass people who practice religions that aren't theirs.

  • @LaNoLaCola
    @LaNoLaCola 6 років тому +168

    At least this might not get taken like the D'Snooza flick. If that happened, then it shall be an example of the persecution of the rights of Cinema Snobs everywhere.

    • @ArtHistoryScholar
      @ArtHistoryScholar 6 років тому +7

      I got it: a suspense thriller Fugitive rip-off about The Cinema Snob being chased by all the movie makers & actors from the movies he has made fun of over the years!

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 6 років тому +4

      @Libertarian Jaguar well, people reuploaded Grizzly 2 to UA-cam, so maybe the same could happen to Hillary's America.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 років тому +3

      He re-uploaded it! I wonder if it'll get taken down again

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 6 років тому +1

      AnonJl1 twice...fucking twice now.

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 6 років тому +4

      Merritt Animation yeah...right after you commented this... It got taken down. Again

  • @Thegr8MC
    @Thegr8MC 6 років тому +174

    This is basically a Christian version of Enemy of the State.
    0/10. There's no Will Smith.

    • @Thegr8MC
      @Thegr8MC 6 років тому +6

      Stars. Now I would say this kind of movie would get 10/10 doves by default, but judging by its box office performance, maybe not.

    • @Alfador42
      @Alfador42 6 років тому +4

      Lulz, so true.They actually planned to have Seth Green on board of this one too, but then they realized that would make the movie too "jewish"

    • @Thegr8MC
      @Thegr8MC 6 років тому +13

      Yeah. We can't have those Jews in our movie! I mean, what do they know about persecution anyways?

    • @Alfador42
      @Alfador42 6 років тому +1

      AH!

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 6 років тому

      In this one instance I am going to have to defend the movie Persecuted. I say bring me James Remar over Will Smith any day.

  • @Ashethetics
    @Ashethetics 6 років тому +11

    “I can’t believe you committed suicide. You are tearing me apart, Pastor Fred!”

  • @benhramiak8781
    @benhramiak8781 6 років тому +44

    Well, at least they're being direct about their persecution complex.

  • @LittleMissLounge
    @LittleMissLounge 6 років тому +228

    Religious organizations also tend to be pretty ambivalent about sexual predators.

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 6 років тому +42

      The catholic church has the greatest amount of sexual predators and hasn't done anything to stop it.

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 6 років тому +14

      I have heard the pope is actually furious about it.

    • @jeffchow101
      @jeffchow101 6 років тому +8

      and driving trucks into people

    • @narva8474
      @narva8474 6 років тому +2

      Ever heard about a place called Hollywood.

    • @thephezzaniferengi1456
      @thephezzaniferengi1456 6 років тому +1

      Liem the press and hollywood?

  • @clintoncollum838
    @clintoncollum838 6 років тому +202

    So......A Catholic leader helps an accused child predator escape justice. Is this a Christian persecution complex movie, or the news?

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito 6 років тому +15

      the only reason it's not the latter is, the accused is evangelical

    • @clintoncollum838
      @clintoncollum838 6 років тому +15

      Actually, in the US, Baptists are known to be the kiddy diddlers.

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 5 років тому +3

      @@clintoncollum838
      Evangelicals.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 років тому +10

      @@jeckjeck3119 Both are a derivative of Protestantism and are so similar that at this point even myself, a huge Nerd, don't care to differentiate them...

    • @AlexKS1992
      @AlexKS1992 3 роки тому

      @@clintoncollum838 No it’s Catholics and Mormons. Both are heretics and cults.

  • @imbatmanhi3363
    @imbatmanhi3363 6 років тому +31

    that Laura cameo lol

  • @POLE7645
    @POLE7645 6 років тому +82

    James Remar. Thanks for reminding me that I should be watching Legend of Korra instead.

    • @POLE7645
      @POLE7645 6 років тому +6

      And Bruce Davison too?

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 6 років тому +12

      hell, i'd rather watch mortal kombat: annihilation than this.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 6 років тому +4

      Suddenly the line "It is NOT weak to value LIFE!" sounds like a politically charged pro-lifer slogan.

    • @cashomnitrix
      @cashomnitrix 6 років тому +1

      Hell, might as well add Black Lightning!

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 6 років тому

      He was in that?

  • @DreemurrTheStreamurr
    @DreemurrTheStreamurr 6 років тому +101

    At this point it impresses me if one of these religious movies DOESN'T involve Pure Flix.
    Needs more David AR White hijinks.

    • @b.parker1740
      @b.parker1740 6 років тому +15

      *Gas station; Int.*
      John Luther: *messes with soda machine.* Ugh!
      Pastor Dave: (off-screen) Oh great! I've spilled coffee on my pastor collar!
      *Cuts over to Dave and then back to Luther.*
      Luther: Jesus, bro!

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 6 років тому

      Dreemurr And the company read your comment and created a subsidiary of PureFlix called FaithFlix. Shareholders meeting: "We estimate that by creating this subsidiary we'll blow the mind of this Dreemurr user on youtube".

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 Рік тому

      Even knowing they churned out the God’s Not Dead movies, I feel like David A.R. White would’ve made something less hateful than this.

  • @ShadowPa1adin
    @ShadowPa1adin 6 років тому +15

    The premise of this movie gives me the impression that someone involved in either the writing and/or production of this film may actually be a clergyman that has some scandalous compromat and a body stashed somewhere, about to be exposed by a blackmailer, and that this film is his attempt to get his loyal followers mentally ready for when that particular shoe falls.

  • @KyleRichter34
    @KyleRichter34 6 років тому +63

    My biggest issue with these christian movies, is that they ignore the fact that there are many christian liberals. As well as many others on the political spectrum, there are gay, and atheist republicans too, and so many other different variations of people.

    • @jacindaellison3363
      @jacindaellison3363 3 роки тому +6

      One of the things I can’t fathom about this movie is that they think that only 2 ppl would be against this bill where Republicans, Conservatives, I'm even certain some of the religious ppl, especially with this bill allowing anyone not of their religion, to preach their truth in the their place of worship freely. Oh, and for some reason, CBN, Fox News, and the Alliance Defense of Religious Freedom don't exist here, either 🙄

    • @Zachito15
      @Zachito15 3 роки тому +2

      Both sides try so hard to put Christian each other. I prefer Christian communists than any “Christian” representing two parties that would’ve stoned Christ and did more harm to him than the Roman’s

  • @POLE7645
    @POLE7645 6 років тому +51

    Why are all those religious movies so Americano-centric? Where does in the Bible says that Christian = American?

    • @aiberlane3390
      @aiberlane3390 6 років тому +31

      Because the Christians outside of America who are actually being persecuted are too busy trying to stay safe that they can't make these films. It's only Christians in America with incredibly minor problems who make whiny movies.

    • @shellac23
      @shellac23 6 років тому +2

      POLE7645 TRUMP!!!!!

    • @POLE7645
      @POLE7645 6 років тому +8

      @@aiberlane3390 I live in Canada and I'm pretty sure christians aren't persecuted.

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 6 років тому +10

      @@POLE7645 I think they are more so referring to Christians being persecuted in the middle east

    • @ZipplyZane
      @ZipplyZane 6 років тому +9

      Yeah, it is weird. Growing up, I constantly heard from missionaries about real Christian persecution, not this crap. And some of the stories could make great movies.

  • @mesektet5776
    @mesektet5776 6 років тому +102

    So, I ran into money problems a while back, for well over a year I was living on $20 a month for food. One day I over heard a room-mate complaining to another that he was gonna have to stop getting McDonalds every day for lunch and dinner cause it was starting to cut into is funds, he was being 100% serious and sounded so sorry for himself, I wanted to slug him in the stomach. What does that have to do with this movie? Well I'm Jewish, and whenever I hear the poor beleaguered Christians complain about religious persecution in the US I get the exact same urge as I did with my room-mate.
    My grandparents came to this country to escape being cooked, I lost a Muslim friend to a white supremacist shooter. Yeah, Christians, I totally want to hear a far fetched movie about how the government is out to get you for being Christian, or how tough you have it having to hear people say "Happy Holidays" you're so persecuted... At least they aren't making *many* movies about how the non-Christians are out to get them and glorifying violence against us anymore. But these sorts of movies fill me with concentrated disgust. You are far too nice to it Brad.

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 2 роки тому +1

      This is gauche. Why are you holding such a grudge against a dumb 19yo from decades past? Don't you know that bitterness is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies. Focus your disgust on the those with all the power.

    • @mesektet5776
      @mesektet5776 2 роки тому

      @@Backinblackbunny009 Those without shame best have the piss taken out of them, that’s why. And these sort of propaganda pieces empower the self-righteous tone-deft jerks of the world. But hey if you have a practical itinerary for destroying this mindset at the source I am all for it.

  • @rossmallo
    @rossmallo 6 років тому +6

    16:15 - ...I don't know why but I had a major bit of giddy glee when he referenced Prototype of all things. Glad to see some people who still remember that game!

  • @ThatRandomEncounterGuy
    @ThatRandomEncounterGuy 6 років тому +9

    I've been waiting FOREVER for this!!!! Thank you Brad!

  • @OmegaSoypreme
    @OmegaSoypreme 6 років тому +2

    “And a face that says ‘I sacrificed a chicken to make this movie, coz I’m a fucking warlock!’”
    Holy shit that line killed me!

  • @Jamick98Geass
    @Jamick98Geass 6 років тому +8

    A Stonecutters reference in 2018. Well played, sir.

  • @anikmonette2140
    @anikmonette2140 5 років тому +12

    I'm a Canadian and while I was raised by Catholics turned Evangelical I'm always amazed by the level of insanity of these movies!

  • @julieporter7805
    @julieporter7805 6 років тому +14

    With a title like "Persecuted" you know it's got all of the home styled baked goodness for the Cinema Snob to mock. They may as well have titled it "Please mock us, Brad."

  • @aaronsiewert6009
    @aaronsiewert6009 6 років тому +45

    Notice me too Brad.

  • @gregoryoakley4441
    @gregoryoakley4441 6 років тому +82

    Don't notice me Brad, if that is your real name

  • @minski76
    @minski76 6 років тому +4

    Not even trying to hide the fact that you feel persecuted by the sheer existence of people who are not like you, Mr Lusko... Well played.

  • @edwardhelms
    @edwardhelms 6 років тому +5

    I heard someone say once that "if you don't understand privilege equality feels like persecution."
    This ls an example of that.

  • @kittyhatemachineVA
    @kittyhatemachineVA 6 років тому +7

    Me: James Remar...that name sounds really familiar.
    *Cinema Snob mentions Raiden*
    Me: *SPIT TAKE*

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 4 роки тому +1

      Mortal Kombat Annihilation being your go to James Remar movie is like Paint Your Wagon being your go to Lee Marvin movie.
      48 Hours, The Warriors, Drugstore Cowboy, hell White Fang.

  • @Joorum
    @Joorum 6 років тому +12

    Dammit, I just got done rewatching The Warriors! Why, Ajax, why?!

  • @Voduke789
    @Voduke789 6 років тому +3

    I just recently got into this channel. The rate at which you make content and the consistency in your sense of humor is really impressive! I haven't subscribed to a channel this quickly since RedLetterMedia!

  • @011keepers
    @011keepers 2 роки тому +3

    Using the the Iwo Jima monument as a frame is hilarious if you know the history of that photo and staturs.

  • @SunflowerSocialist
    @SunflowerSocialist 6 років тому +47

    I love these conservatives quoting MLK, despite the fact he was anticapitalist

    • @AntiFaGoat
      @AntiFaGoat 6 років тому +12

      Brendan Davison And that there are significant factions in their ranks that would treat him differently because he's black.

    • @Oliviagarry69420
      @Oliviagarry69420 6 років тому +5

      Sunflower Socialist and he’s a pacifist

    • @kingofflamingos4344
      @kingofflamingos4344 3 роки тому +1

      I think he would prefer a welfare state which is still a capitalism with social programs and stuff.

    • @SunflowerSocialist
      @SunflowerSocialist 3 роки тому +2

      @@kingofflamingos4344 “capitalism has outlived its usefulness” mlk

  • @OLBICHL
    @OLBICHL 6 років тому +7

    William: "My name is William!"
    Cinema Snob: "I don't care about you William!"
    William: "...!" :,(

  • @phanx0m924
    @phanx0m924 4 роки тому +15

    If it was Joel Osteen being persecuted, I would be rooting for the senator.

  • @bigabe8518
    @bigabe8518 6 років тому +15

    I knew Black Lighting's dad had some kind of past.

    • @cashomnitrix
      @cashomnitrix 6 років тому

      Big A Be The Gambi origin story
      🤣

  • @Oddly-Offensive
    @Oddly-Offensive 6 років тому +2

    Ok That cut too your wife was 100% Appropriate and had me in stitches.

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 6 років тому +69

    Man this House of Cards spin-off movie is awful.

  • @solarguyloucks
    @solarguyloucks 6 років тому +1

    Who are the 60 people who disliked this? Cinema Snob to me is one of the most likable youtubers.

  • @clementinedanger
    @clementinedanger 6 років тому +26

    I'm not racist or anything, but I couldn't tell these middle aged white American dudes apart with a gun to my head

    • @lloroshastar6347
      @lloroshastar6347 6 років тому +16

      Nor can I, and I'm white

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 5 років тому +5

      I think it's the suits. Suits like those dehumanize people to me. No individuality.
      I really just recognized the guy who was Senator Kelly in X-Men.

  • @9-bitfox
    @9-bitfox 6 років тому +1

    6:15: Gotta love that he knows what [Prototype] is

  • @CreativeTemporary
    @CreativeTemporary 6 років тому +35

    BRAD, CAN YOU GIVE AN UPDATE ON THE "HILLARY'S AMERICA" REVIEW?!?!

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 років тому +2

      normally disputes give you 90 days to answer back ( in the event of a DMCA takedown ) or 2 weeks to respond to a copyright claim, or to get an appeal from youtube to restore it - it depends why it was removed in the first place, but the earliest it would be back could be as much as 3 months.

    • @psycher7
      @psycher7 6 років тому +8

      Boss Probably all that bleaching treatment he's used to try and fit in with his audience.

    • @GLT86
      @GLT86 6 років тому

      It's back up as of right now. :-)

    • @indumatipngtuber2790
      @indumatipngtuber2790 6 років тому

      And it's back down again. ;n;

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 6 років тому

      Shit, now I need to watch that review! I guess that's good promotion? Which still sucks tbh for those who missed it.

  • @Never_heart
    @Never_heart 6 років тому +2

    They fucking quoted Dr. Martin Luther King, in a movie where the villian is in support of equality.... That kids is the definition of hubris.

  • @POLE7645
    @POLE7645 6 років тому +3

    Damnit. I'm only 5 minutes in and this already follows the God's not Dead checklist formula.

  • @dr.jackshephard4733
    @dr.jackshephard4733 6 років тому +2

    21:50 in the credits, when Laura's name appears, there is a jump in the music that was probably unintended

  • @a_real_one2000
    @a_real_one2000 6 років тому +7

    Now James Remar is tech wiz/military/assassin/mentor on black lightning... season 2 going to be amazing.

    • @Darkslayer289
      @Darkslayer289 6 років тому +2

      Certainly a step up from this crap.

  • @mikigirl18
    @mikigirl18 6 років тому +2

    @17:00 you know what's a much better boardroom scene? The scene from Dogma. That whole movie was 100x better written and more insightful than this movie could even dream to be.

  • @DynamiteRaven
    @DynamiteRaven 6 років тому +3

    For anyone that didn't grow up stomping around in the forests of the eastern US: "Sumac" is a plant that comes in a 'poison' variety. As in poison ivy, poison oak, and poison sumac. It looks like those leaves on the logo. You think they were trying to imply something?

  • @markdayell61
    @markdayell61 5 років тому +3

    I love the guy on the Renegade Cut channel saying that to the privileged majority, equality seems like persecution. That was spot-on. Keep it up Cinema Snob!

  • @goryguy5106
    @goryguy5106 4 роки тому +4

    I'd be pumped about a Christian movie starring David A.R. White as the protagonist and Brad Stein as the villain.

    • @derekquigley5816
      @derekquigley5816 2 роки тому +2

      Make it happen, Pureflix! Also, I hope to God I never have a reason to say that again.

  • @rassilontdavros3004
    @rassilontdavros3004 6 років тому +6

    Yay, I always wanted a movie where Zuko frames Tonraq in a bid to conquer the water tribe... y’know, seventy years after he got over that whole “evil” shit.

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 6 років тому +38

    Ohhhhhh boy, a movie about a televangelist framed for murder by the "true" evil ones. This one ought to be a hoot.
    (I can't stand the persecution/victim complex some Christians really seem to be hung up on ... AND I am a believer in Jesus Christ, myself. I'm calling out my own folks, here. Actually had to deal with other fellow Christians thinking I was being mean to them myself last night on some forums when I got angry at an instance where the doctrine of eternal torment in hell was clearly ruining someone's life with mental and emotional anguish and instability ... and several others got offended that I am against their traditional hell doctrine and acted like I was bashing them. Oh, poor you, hell-lovers. You stand for ENDLESS TORTURE of your enemies and yet if someone calls it out you are the bullied victims "just trying to stand for truth".)
    *end of rant* Sorry ....

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 2 роки тому +3

      Fear of hell is why so many catholics have such awful hang ups about sex.

  • @Enshohma
    @Enshohma 6 років тому +2

    James Remar: The first leading actor in one of these Bible betrayal flicks who only did it for a paycheck... And bless him for it too!

    • @POLE7645
      @POLE7645 6 років тому +1

      I’m pretty sure Marshall Teague (Last Ounce of Courage) and Rusty Joiner (Voiceless) also did it for the paycheck considering both their efforts and filmography.

  • @lauramaue
    @lauramaue 6 років тому +9

    Gotta love folks who throw around MLK Jr. quotes to highlight their own "persecution" when it comes nowhere close to what he fought against.

  • @debonaire_nerd
    @debonaire_nerd 6 років тому

    *ME TODAY*
    1. Having a bad day at work due to a server crash which has increased workload by literally 500%
    2. Logs onto UA-cam during my 5 minute coffee break
    3. Sees new Snob review
    4. Sees new review is Christ-ploitation
    5. I start smiling from ear to ear
    6. "Bring on two more server crashes, thank you very much"

  • @mikethegrunty5968
    @mikethegrunty5968 6 років тому +5

    * sees title * oh, this is gonna be good

  • @BigGrim87
    @BigGrim87 6 років тому +2

    Holy shit, a Prototype reference?! You have good taste, Brad!

  • @RantingSpidermanTV
    @RantingSpidermanTV 6 років тому +23

    It'd be a shame if you...uploaded that Hillary's America review on a different account....and accidentally gave everyone the link

  • @tacotoosday42
    @tacotoosday42 6 років тому +2

    James Remar one of my favorite character actors to see in stuff even when he is not trying he still best thing in the movie

  • @WilliamHasMelted
    @WilliamHasMelted 6 років тому +3

    Better hope this doesn't get taken down too

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate 6 років тому +1

    Holy shit. He does sound like Thomas Haden Church!
    Thanks for making me never unhear that...

  • @MadiBendy
    @MadiBendy 6 років тому +24

    Was this film made by Steven Spielberg? There’s so many spotlights I cannot even see brad 😂

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 6 років тому +8

      No. It's from loser names Daniel, whom according to IMDB, previously directed a movie called Jesus Boat Revealed. His most recent work is the animated children's film called The Adventures of Bunny Bravo.

    • @MadiBendy
      @MadiBendy 6 років тому +5

      SpeedyEric1 Jesus Boat? 😂

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 6 років тому +7

      Yeah, I'm weirded out by that title, too, mostly because we all know that Jesus can WALK ON WATER.

  • @Launchpad05
    @Launchpad05 6 років тому +2

    'SOMEBODY TOLD ME 'HAPPY HOLIDAYS' INSTEAD OF 'MERRY CHRISTMAS'! WHAAAA, HAAAAA, HAAAA, HAAAAAAAAA!'

  • @HansAlRachid
    @HansAlRachid 6 років тому +5

    Ooooh boy, here we go...
    EDIT: Oh shit, I confused this one with that D'Souza movie! Dodged a friggin' bullet!

  • @gendarmeowl4689
    @gendarmeowl4689 6 років тому +1

    Very good video! love your work and seems like the quality of content and humor is getting better and better. keep it up, man

  • @ElCondorPasa69
    @ElCondorPasa69 6 років тому +4

    Weirdly to me James Remar is known as Raiden in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

  • @kabatsky
    @kabatsky 5 років тому +1

    19:24 Dean Stockwell, huh. An admiral Al Calavicci and mystery "deduce guy" writer from The Langoliers : )

  • @Werezilla
    @Werezilla 6 років тому +8

    Everybody loves seeing Brad ridicule someone also named Brad. Especially when they deserve it.

  • @meyerpictures
    @meyerpictures 6 років тому +2

    I must admit, this film has very nice cinematography.

  • @ferzum7290
    @ferzum7290 6 років тому +11

    So this movie is the start of the pure flix civil war

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 років тому +2

      Captain Remar vs Iron Sorbo.

    • @ferzum7290
      @ferzum7290 6 років тому +1

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 the fight because one want christmas with a capital c and the other no

    • @ShinnAsukaYESTaylorSwiftNO
      @ShinnAsukaYESTaylorSwiftNO 3 роки тому +1

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 The Pureflix Cinematic Universe, anyone?

  • @unnamedenemy9
    @unnamedenemy9 6 років тому +2

    And at 17:56 I finally realize that the younger priest is played by Master Ken and further realize how much better this movie would be with some Ameri-do-te action sequences in it.

  • @jayneroberts1236
    @jayneroberts1236 6 років тому +7

    Brad has to do a sequel to Jesus Bro now where the Rick Head is set up for killing someone😂😂😂

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 6 років тому +1

    Oh shit! It’s Senator Kelly! Run, James Remar, it’s Mystique in disguise!

  • @rhett8-u1n
    @rhett8-u1n 6 років тому +11

    So did this movie start out as a legit political thriller? I mean it has almost none of the familiar elements we are used to in these persecution movies (a small town setting, outdated attempts to be hip, scripture quotes being the end all solution, an obvious victory over the OVERLY cartoonish villain with a Take That! Speech). In fact, most references to religion seemed like last minute additions.

  • @RandalBauer11
    @RandalBauer11 6 років тому +1

    15:28 Brad thought of the same Fugitive joke as I did!

  • @byobnaf
    @byobnaf 6 років тому +3

    Oh no Brad accidentally put in footage of Laura reading from his script for Jesus Bro 2.

  • @greggwgiddensable
    @greggwgiddensable 6 років тому +2

    Love the Fugitive reference.... That Provasic is deadly stuff

  • @DonnaBrooks
    @DonnaBrooks 6 років тому +5

    Yes, because not having preferential treatment by the government is persecution. Respect for, and equal treatment of, different religious & non-religious beliefs is necessary in a democratic society. But they don't want a democratic society; they want a theocracy.

  • @themoviedealers
    @themoviedealers 6 років тому +1

    You have introduced me to the giants of cinema: Pierre Kirby, Neil Breen and now Brad Stein.

  • @davidharrington4828
    @davidharrington4828 6 років тому +19

    I want him to review heaven is for real the new I can only imagine movie or God's not dead 3

    • @davidharrington4828
      @davidharrington4828 6 років тому

      ThatWhiteGuy that's what he said in his Jason x review

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 6 років тому

      It wasn't as bad as the first two. Which in turn means it wasn't as watchable as the first two, or as funny as the first two. I don't think it had any 90s TV stars.

  • @petercharleskrug
    @petercharleskrug 6 років тому +2

    Someone get me the worlds smallest violin.

  • @Laladeedada
    @Laladeedada 6 років тому +18

    You should check out this Christian movie called The Omega Code

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 6 років тому +6

      greenkittyaqua I saw those at 4am in the hospital and even morphine couldn’t make them watchable

    • @Laladeedada
      @Laladeedada 6 років тому +2

      Stefan Filipovits lol all the reason he should check them out

    • @sethbritton6970
      @sethbritton6970 6 років тому +2

      I remember that one. That one was a knock off, too; Left Behind (The book series) had just come out and was riding high on best seller lists.
      That whole thing was messed up, too.
      It's just an ouroboros of messed up for American Christians. And according to a well travelled priest, only in America.

  • @timf7413
    @timf7413 6 років тому +1

    Best snob wife cameo yet.

  • @StopCallingMeShirley1180
    @StopCallingMeShirley1180 6 років тому +13

    So they’ve made Christian versions of both The Family Man AND The Fugitive? Guess original ideas are just too much effort.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 6 років тому +7

      Don’tCallMeShirley Also, I guess they forgot about that whole “Thou shalt not steal” thing.

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 6 років тому +2

    1:34- Not fucking surprised.
    2:43- Gay Jesus will never not be funny.
    6:45- Make America Mutant-Free Again.
    8:57- LAURA!
    10:05- (Insert clip of Obscurus Lupa laughing)
    13:00- I wouldn't be surprised if the actor playing the President was a conservative comedian doing his terrible Bill Clinton impression.
    14:59- Of course this goddamn movie will go that goddamn direction. Speaking as a Christian, I do not have a problem with diversity. I think it's an awesome idea.
    15:35- Jesus, I wish this WAS The Fugitive. It's my #1 favorite thriller movie.
    17:46- Optimus Prime does better bullet-time shots than that.