"My concern is God may leave us behind, and go to some nation like Indonesia or Brazil." Yeah, because that's how God works. He's always sided with one country at a time, and for some reason the U.S. has him.
+Meme-Core Nah, nah, you got it slightly wrong there. America is the first Shrekular country. It got Shreked after WW1, and it's never been the same since.
+Master Markus Indonesia is the country with the most Muslims in the world (and also was when this movie was made). I bet this dipshit didn't know that.
This movie accuses 1970s media of being too violent and graphic for children, despite having a level of blood that makes the climax of Inglorious Basterds look PG. 😂
I love how Estus says sex Ed is gonna teach people "worse things" right after the guy mentioned discussing a woman's erogenous zones like, oh no, he's gonna teach me how to please a woman, the horror!
My high school sex ed class was basically "Kids, don't have sex, but if you do, use a condom. Here's some pictures of STDs". With that in mind I never understood why certain groups were so against sex ed classes. Now I know: They're fucking crazy and live in an insane fantasy world world where the teachers outright tell students to have premarital sex. Seriously, what the fuck, I can't get over how out of touch with reality that scene was.
i feel ya..s'like a friend of mine said "Yeah..don't tell em about it..that'll keep the ones that haven't from figuring out how to fuck...just act like it doesn't exist..yeah..bc we all know teens aren't horny.. and ingenious
My school's Sex Ed was: "Abstinence is the only 100% guaranteed form of birth control, but if you're going to do it, wrap it up damn it!" Then they gave us all our options.
Either their is none at all or its the slideshow or showing of stds amd basically saying abstinence but if so in the future use barrier among ither things. Nothing wrong with that period. It wasnt like this film then and it is not now. Collegiate sex ed obviously is more detailed but most of it is about the biology and how we were formed from copulation to baby. That alone scared many lol. I didnt get ed til high school which is literally when people experiment independent of if they even got sex ed. So It is very important. Its optional anyway. >>
"The drive in is nothing but a spawning house for sex" A lot of my memories involve my dad taking me and my siblings to watch the latest summer block buster. ... What kind of drive in are you going to, Pirkle?
everytime I went to the old drive in with a girl after I could drive invovled no movie watching if you know what I mean. If the vans a rockin. Sorry kid estis is dead on about drive in sex.
Thats what you did not everyone. How he put it was all drive ins are just for that. A campground, or any dark or area out of the way can be used for sex if you wanted to with your partner. His entire thing was in absolutes. Straight up lies to scare folks into oversheltering their children which scarily enough is what makes up for a LOT of serial killers/ self hurt.
So instead of a Totalitarian regime this guy wants to forbid sex-ed, mini-skirts, cartoons, film, dancing and is telling you to go to church (twice) on Sunday ? Okay, got it !
No no no, sex ed, miniskirts, cartoons, films, and dancing is what will draw them commies over here, like blood in the water to a shark (i think) and MAKE EM INVADE becasue you know, communists do that only when a nation shows it is full of sin *rolls eyes*
My parents were attending a Southern Baptist church in Mississippi and dragging me along (I was about three) when the church aired this jewel of torture porn at a Wednesday night meeting. That was the straw that broke the camel's back, and our family never darkened the door of a church again. Thanks, Estes Pirkle!
Cara Nostálgico Well, religious people DO like to talk about death a lot... some of them even get off on the idea of other people suffering eternal torment... oh god this is a fetish film.
If Estus Pirkle thought 70s cartoons were too intense for kids, thank God he never saw Bill Cipher rearrange Preston Northwest's facial features. Or the Flying Dutchman throw Squidward into the Fly of Despair. Or pretty much any of _Courage the Cowardly Dog_.
The Church in Castlevania was likely Catholic or some version of Eastern Orthodoxy. To an Evangelical like Pirkle that's just different flavors of damn, dirty, heretic anyway. He'd probably like the overall carnage of the entrails hanging along with the Priest murder and baby eating of the anime. He'd check out at the swearing and (possibly) the goat fucking.
As an agnostic theist, this film has the complete opposite effect on me than what I think was intended. It made me even more scared of hardcore fundamentalist Christians than I already was. Especially the fear mongers who think harmless enriching activities that they don’t understand is sinful.
The best part about this movie is that I'm from Ukraine and know from my parents what life in Soviet Union was like, and this guy is talking out of his ass)) I mean, this movie is talking about 70s, as bad as Soviet Union was, my mother was born in 60s and she actually was baptized as a baby.
As a person who grew up a fundamentalist and believed that crap for years, I say we should show this video to all fundamentalists and remind them that, no, stupid scare stories aren't valid and people in churches need to be goddamned rational. Update: 11 minutes into this crap and I'm done. I have no patience for morons. Christianity? Cool. I'm a pretty passionate and extremely well-educated Christian. But Christianity is no excuse for lies and stupidity. Rationality is more important than making converts, because rationality brings morality, not Christianity. There are WAY too many Christians who are spreading stupidity or being otherwise harmful.
Churches are just propoganda centers for the ignorant hateful bible belt Republicans. The ones that think that Gay people are burning in hell because they arent fucking some pussy. All they do is push the rational and intelligent of our young people away from God. and quite frankly it's probably for the best.
@@Crrrow This was made by morons. I'm a Christian and a Republican, and I have to say this movie is bullshit. I had a preacher once tell me that more straight Christians will be in hell, because they are more concerned with what other people are doing, rather then what their own relationship with Jesus is. I'll bet most of the filmmakers behind this movie are in hell. Not all churches are propaganda, much like how not all Democrats voted for Hillary, but damn if Mr. Perkle isn't full of shit!
He makes that creepy face that says "I'm going to rape your children" and he says "Will you come? Will you come? Will you come?" and none of the film makers thought that might be too much?
+kool'thuzad If 70s exploitation movies taught us anything, it's that there are always Satanic cults sabotaging Christianity from within, so probably...?
@@theFFVIguy That imagery's been with Judeo-Christianity since the beginning. Satan is a lawyer in God's court in Job, one of Jesus's followers in the Gospels (influencing at least Peter and Judas), and a Christian preacher in the Pauline Epistles.
I think this was supposed to scare them to Christianity.. however they did a terrible job. If this guy knew anything about Jesus teaching, he would know you are not supposed to force someone into the fold.. it has to be sincere
No way, this title sounds wrong no matter the context. It's about a woman with war and bestiality fetishes being scolded by her human vanilla boyfriend.
This is one of THOSE movies, isn't it? And by that, I mean the kind of movies that are made by someone who has lost every single marble at his disposal and then some. And was anyone else reminded of Invasion USA (the MST3K movie, not the Chuck Norris one)?
YES. The one where a seemingly endless swarm of "Enemy totally not Russian" military forces A Bomb our country and take over the irradiated remains? I concur.
Scare tactics are part of the reason that I turned from Christianity. I was an anxious kid always freaking out about the Rapture, Hell, etc. I spent many nights of my youth filled with terror whether I wasn't "saved enough." But now I realized that if a religion has to scare or guilt you in joining, then in my opinion is not a religion worth having. Their Followers spend more time worrying about the threats than feeling anything about God's Love or Forgiveness. I know because that's what happened to me. That's why I became a Pagan because I have felt welcomed, loved, accepted, and at peace and no fear into joining.
anyone preaching old covenant scriptures are invalid and sacreligious. New covenant means you're good as long as you're a good person. Estus and his cursed ilk preach old covenant; fire and brimstone, etc. etc.
But wouldn't it be the same god? If the bible is taken as a record of events or even just as a book of metaphores of what that god would do, then that god still acted selfish and cruel. Even in the new testament, god seems gruesome. If sind wouldn't need to be punished, then why let your son die for them? If that punishment wouldn't be harsh, then why did Jesus need to suffer? The entire religion is based upon fear. Fear of fire and brimstone, a vengeful god, a hell to burn in, the apocalypse and an ancient serpant deceiver trying to manipulate you. It takes all your responsibility away and hands it over to god, jesus, the holy spirit and satan - you dont choose, you fall for someones tricks. I dont think that is right. The core values of Christian believe are great. Those are wholesome belief that lay a good base-set of rules and ideals, that lead to a healthy life, but anything that goes beyond being kind to eachother and respecting eachothers boundries, is simply absurd. All those rules to stay on the good side of a god, just for some promised paradise are hindering you to enjoy your life. So neither old or new are healthy in my book, they both bank on fear. Also, if seen as a overview of events, that book simply is untrue. If seen as metaphores weaved in with things that did happen and made up or exaggerated stories about several people to get a message across, it may not be entirely untrue, but it still pressures you into believing the religion it preaches through the threat of all the things that might happen if you dont.
My grandmother still hands these out every Sunday after her church service lets out. She used to take me when I was a little girl and have me hand them out or put them in vending machines/ phone books/ phone booths/ soda boxes
@@futuredeadcamper1736 Really!? Pamphlets or VHS's? Or is the church in the digital age now? Very interesting! Is the church going strong nowadays? Not that I'm religious, just find the 'End Time's' groups fascinating. Were/ are you a follower?
@@Brisvegas420 I know in my little Church of Christ (oldest in the state of Alabama), we still have the tracts. Most C of C's do. But our main outreach avenues are now on FB and YT and what have you. It's likewise with most congregations, round here at least.
They have a bible-thumping lunatic in front of them ranting about the atrocities of the commies. 😂 and if you left during the service, Estus would immediately condemn you: "This sinner here, ladies and gentleman, is turning their back on our Lord".
6:50 because as we all know..atheists and comunists are pretty much the same thing. That's why when Yugoslavia broke up the Balkans became the most Christian place in all of Europe
As one of you're Christian viewers, I must say..... I absolutely love these reviews! These movies are so stupid and hypocritical. And it's just so amazing how stupid they are, like seriously no one ever said, "do you realize what kinda of stupid shit you're saying."
This is the scariest horror film I've ever seen in my life. I was raised Evangelical, and this is what they actually believe even into the modern day. And these are actually the people that are doing their best to destroy our country today.
"My concern is God may leave us behind, and go to some nation like Indonesia or Brazil" Or any other God forsaken countries like Argentina or Syria amirite?
I used to think Footloose was preposterous... Damn, the Salem Puritans were more easy-going than these people! God, it reminds me of trick-or-treating as a kid. There was always some jerk (usually not the same person) who would hand out Chick Tracts to us, instead of candy. I never knew whether to be mad or terrified.
Man, even Sub-Zero can't rip off a head that effortlessly! Either commies have super-human strength, or kids' necks are even more delicate than I realized. Well, only one way to find out; the scientific approach! I'm going to need a little red book, and little Timmy over there, oh, and a tarp over the good furniture, just in case.
I could never wholly understand why some denominations of Christianity have an issue with dancing in and of itself. It's not as though David immediately went to bang Bathsheba after he danced in the streets in his undergarments singing God's praises.
Yeah, I never quite understood that either despite being raised with that mindset of dancing, even though Psalms makes several mentions of dancing as a form of worship in the same way singing is.
If you thought this one was messed up then look into "What happened to the Human Race?" It was featured on Full Frontal with Sam Bee and it was a 70s propaganda film that kick started the pro life movement. It has disturbing imagery such as baby dolls on a conveyer belt and an actual toddler in a cage crying. The director has even come out saying how he regrets making the movie. In its defense it does have a better budget than this one.
The Devil is in the pulpit, fleecing the flock and pulling the wool over their eyes, it's right there in the Pauline Epistles, for the Bible tells me so~ 🎶
Wow, how long is this film again? Because this honestly feels like a film that dragged on for three hours, and the worst part is that it probably _was_ around 3 hours when first released! Seriously, this film makes me want to go to an actual sermon, because at least then I might have some better entertainment (and maybe less fear-mongering) than this film presented.
+Mackenzie King oh yea, i remember all those decapitations and ear-nailings like it was yesterday. working in the feilds, singing about the glory of marxism all day. those were the days.
+Terance Crosby My methods involve five pound bags of meth, a box of condoms, a jerry can and a trip to the zoo, but we've all been 22 once, am I right?
I actually do believe pre-marital sex is necessary. Like if you want to wait till marriage, all the power to ya, you do you (pun not intended). But I think it's important to know there's some kind of sexual compatibility before that kind of commitment. Idk, that's my thoughts on the matter.
This shit is legit terrifying. People showed this, thinking it would convert people to their religion...people bought into this. It'd be pitiable if it wasn't so scary to think about.
The worse thing is, they are not much different as other collectives who use brainwashing to recruit more members to their fold. The religious bias is so terrifying, some nuns in religious schools tell their students to marginalize math,english,science etc. "As long as you know your stuff about our religion its ok! And if you don't know your stuff about our religion, you will never graduate high school! Even if you're Albert Einstein genuis in everything else" thank god the students I know there aren't as gullible as those goddamn nuns.
To give some historical context for this: The world, when this movie was made, was wrapped up in an ideological conflict called the Cold War. And, as with any war, propaganda painting the opposite side as monsters was made. On both sides. North Korea still makes similar propaganda about Americans today, for example.
I suppose this is that rarity, a Christian snuff film. Who was the lunatic obsessed with shots(pun intended) of bullet-riddled corpses in their Sunday best? It's beyond creepy.
I'll never understand conservative christianity, would the same Christ who said feed the hungry, clothe the naked, also think that making as much money as possible and living in megamansions is the way that Christ would follow?
"Soon in theatres, the sequel to 'If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?' produced by the kid whose character got decapitated in it. It comes with the Baptist Church 'Thanks, Obama!' Seal of Approval: 'If Communists Tired You, What Will Muslims Do?'"
+Stefan B. The far right in the US hate the Muslims, the Neocons STILL hate the Russians, even though they aren't communist any more. They control their own natural resources and thus must be destroyed. The wahabbis that kill our citizens in the US are our "allies". Between the far right and neocons, I'm not sure who I hate more.
In the ancient Near East, horses were symbolic of warfare. Donkeys and oxen represented labour, camels represented long travel, etc. It all tied into how useful they could be in certain situations. NOW YOU KNOW!
So in this movie communism brings us sweets in class, proper education on sexual activity and bans having to listen to boring people say how evil you are in church... I was already interested now I'm definite communism sounds great.
@@gratuitouslurking8610 You try to work with such collosal propaganda brainwashing machine smearing you with shit constantly and constant sabotages from the west.
+xeagaort What the hell? This is the same person I've seen in this comment thread defending Glenn Beck while also bashing other right wing talk show hosts.
Alex DeLarge He actually wasn't booted at all. He left on his own accord because he wanted to have his own channel. I'm sure it may seem like he was booted to the outside looker though. There are no hard feelings between Fox and Glen.
"Is this why he has so many followers?! He speaks so fast he scrambles all their brains?!" Oh, yes, the "Ben Shapiro/Movie Bob" school of public speaking.
It's been years, but I finally realized what the title means: If Footmen (everyday sinners) Tire You, What Will Horses (devilish communists) Do? i.e. if your faith can't get people to church, how could you possibly handle The Red Menace? At least that's what I think Estrus Perkele meant
Are you sure he wasn't venting his repressed sexual desires via writing those books because the title sounds like a porno that has gangbangs and beastiality.
Well, I've laughed quite a bit at this, but having been born in a country where we had a right-wing dictatorship that pushed extremelly religious principles on the people, imprisoned and tortured dissidents (including communists) and made life a living hell for anyone who didn't go along with it for over 50 yrs, kinda makes this video a little scary and a bit sad that some Americans, even today, think this what freedom looks like. Edit - We're now a social democracy, we're good.
I tried looking up the seven erotic zones. There seems to be two possibilities: 1) they don’t exist, and Estus made up the whole thing up 2) could be the seven zones, and that list is far less exciting than it is implied or be
"Dancing is just as wrong as it's always been" "As the ark of the LORD was entering the City of David, Michal daughter of Saul watched from a window. And when she saw King David leaping and dancing before the LORD, she despised him in her heart." II Samuel 6:16 [NIV] ...I wonder if this guy realizes that Michal is the one in the wrong here...
This was filmed in Mississippi, yet features 0 black people... why do I get the feeling that the people who made this film weren't too happy with the Civil Rights movement?
8:14 Estus clearly doesn't realize Indonesia is the world's biggest Muslim country and Brazil is the biggest Roman Catholic country. Two Religions, Both of which he thinks are from the devil and yet god might turn to them.. interesting thought there Estus. So should I get out my Prayer Rug or Rosary?
"My concern is God may leave us behind, and go to some nation like Indonesia or Brazil."
Yeah, because that's how God works. He's always sided with one country at a time, and for some reason the U.S. has him.
People like that would be screwed if they couldn't twist everything to suit their needs.
+Master Markus I am German, so... you got the Problem, deal with God XD
+Meme-Core comparing population with religious individuals says otherwise. I believe European countries take that claim.
+Meme-Core Nah, nah, you got it slightly wrong there. America is the first Shrekular country. It got Shreked after WW1, and it's never been the same since.
+Master Markus Indonesia is the country with the most Muslims in the world (and also was when this movie was made). I bet this dipshit didn't know that.
This movie accuses 1970s media of being too violent and graphic for children, despite having a level of blood that makes the climax of Inglorious Basterds look PG. 😂
I would love to force those people to watch Helluva Boss, clockwork orange style. They would squirm soooooo much!
@@mrlaz9011pretty sure all these people are dead
Has the same energy of Martin Ssempa's 'this is a parental guidance moment' 😂
This movie has a level of blood that would make Herschell Gordon Lewis blush.
I love how Estus says sex Ed is gonna teach people "worse things" right after the guy mentioned discussing a woman's erogenous zones like, oh no, he's gonna teach me how to please a woman, the horror!
John 11 verse 35;
"Jesus wept."
Thanks Brad, you finally said the joke I was waiting for! That's also how I think he views these propaganda machines.
yeah because he actually cares about people, and forgives people and not totalrian.
"Jesus wept"
"And Scorpio was rended and torn asunder by the ones called Cenobites; begat by the Box of Puzzle".
Hellraiser reference.
"... for there were no more worlds to con-" Oh, sorry, that was Alexander the Great.
"The Bird of Hermes is my name; eating my wings to make me tame."
jk the bible wishes it had lines as epic as Greek mythology.
My high school sex ed class was basically "Kids, don't have sex, but if you do, use a condom. Here's some pictures of STDs". With that in mind I never understood why certain groups were so against sex ed classes. Now I know: They're fucking crazy and live in an insane fantasy world world where the teachers outright tell students to have premarital sex. Seriously, what the fuck, I can't get over how out of touch with reality that scene was.
Yeah it's crazy the people who are against abortion are the same people who are against sex education in school.
i feel ya..s'like a friend of mine said "Yeah..don't tell em about it..that'll keep the ones that haven't from figuring out how to fuck...just act like it doesn't exist..yeah..bc we all know teens aren't horny.. and ingenious
Things have gotten a lot worse in some places now 😕
My school's Sex Ed was: "Abstinence is the only 100% guaranteed form of birth control, but if you're going to do it, wrap it up damn it!" Then they gave us all our options.
Either their is none at all or its the slideshow or showing of stds amd basically saying abstinence but if so in the future use barrier among ither things. Nothing wrong with that period. It wasnt like this film then and it is not now. Collegiate sex ed obviously is more detailed but most of it is about the biology and how we were formed from copulation to baby. That alone scared many lol. I didnt get ed til high school which is literally when people experiment independent of if they even got sex ed. So It is very important. Its optional anyway. >>
"I'm not going to imagine that because I am a person." oh god my sides
"So these children were killed because they were Christian"
Sounds like I don't want to be one then. Good tactic there.
What? You don't want to be a martyr?
"The drive in is nothing but a spawning house for sex"
A lot of my memories involve my dad taking me and my siblings to watch the latest summer block buster.
...
What kind of drive in are you going to, Pirkle?
bro the eldest in your family was conceived there.
everytime I went to the old drive in with a girl after I could drive invovled no movie watching if you know what I mean. If the vans a rockin. Sorry kid estis is dead on about drive in sex.
Thats what you did not everyone. How he put it was all drive ins are just for that. A campground, or any dark or area out of the way can be used for sex if you wanted to with your partner. His entire thing was in absolutes. Straight up lies to scare folks into oversheltering their children which scarily enough is what makes up for a LOT of serial killers/ self hurt.
"Where's mah mama and mah daddy? You killed them, didn't you?"
"Yeees."
Oscar-worthy deliveries.
I love how the "communist" delivers the line like a kid who got caught stealing from the cookie jar.
Simon Adams Your parents took you Estes Perkel. We did you a favor.
Nice BW Megatron impression. Yeees.
Yee
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Pirkle SMASH!
So instead of a Totalitarian regime this guy wants to forbid sex-ed, mini-skirts, cartoons, film, dancing and is telling you to go to church (twice) on Sunday ? Okay, got it !
And free porn too
It's not totalitarian if it's a Christian regime. Christians never abuse their power.
Communist regime it is. Hail Castro!
No no no, sex ed, miniskirts, cartoons, films, and dancing is what will draw them commies over here, like blood in the water to a shark (i think) and MAKE EM INVADE becasue you know, communists do that only when a nation shows it is full of sin *rolls eyes*
@UlvenAspiration
Preach on comrade!
(Hell March intensifies)
My parents were attending a Southern Baptist church in Mississippi and dragging me along (I was about three) when the church aired this jewel of torture porn at a Wednesday night meeting. That was the straw that broke the camel's back, and our family never darkened the door of a church again. Thanks, Estes Pirkle!
Wait, there are churches with Wednesday night meetings? How did you survive?
Wednesday night church is not unusual where I'm from at all.
@@bluecoin3771we have Wednesday night church at every church around here. I remember when I was young being made to go to them a lot.
"Estes Perkel"? that's not a name, that's a bad Scrabble hand
Shannihilator It’s no Emby Mellay :p
um....Kept, step, steel, steele, peel, peels, leek, steep, keel, leper, set, sets, etc.
there's a tonne of words you could make with that.
@@BrienMalone between you and Brad mentioning The Sidehackers, I'm so damn happy
Shannihilator
It's Estus Pirkle, not Estes Perkel
Kwijybo is a more convincing Scrabble hand.
Not the sequel to "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" I was expecting.
Cinema Snob: Religious movie or 70s exploitation film?
Little Mexican Girl: Porque no los dos?
+Doug Glassman *Throws a fiesta while lifting the Little Mexican Girl in the air*
I nearly confused it for a fetish film.
"Will you come? Will you come? Will you come?"
+mariokarter13 Maybe he wanted to know if we enjoy his compilation of children getting murdered, all the religious speech was only a disguise.
Cara Nostálgico Well, religious people DO like to talk about death a lot... some of them even get off on the idea of other people suffering eternal torment... oh god this is a fetish film.
+mariokarter13 Well there's always the extremists, that guy on the movie surely seems to be one of those people... OoO
Okay, that '''will you come'' chant is legit creepy.
Well i do imagine republican radicals do jizz to this stuff. so yknow.
Seems a lot like Would You Kindly.
He looks like a cult leader
Will you come?
_Will you come?_
_W i l l y o u c o m e ?_
It's like if the end of "The Tree of Life" was guest directed by Harold Cronk, only to get a fast edit by Rob Zombie.
If Estus Pirkle thought 70s cartoons were too intense for kids, thank God he never saw Bill Cipher rearrange Preston Northwest's facial features.
Or the Flying Dutchman throw Squidward into the Fly of Despair.
Or pretty much any of _Courage the Cowardly Dog_.
+TheAirBear2000 Or any of Ren and Stimpy.
+DinosaurFan88
Show him some anime.
show him the new Castlevania Anime.. specifically that one scene where the demon visits that head church priest.
Or the scene in Avatar when Aang finds Gyatso's body
The Church in Castlevania was likely Catholic or some version of Eastern Orthodoxy. To an Evangelical like Pirkle that's just different flavors of damn, dirty, heretic anyway. He'd probably like the overall carnage of the entrails hanging along with the Priest murder and baby eating of the anime.
He'd check out at the swearing and (possibly) the goat fucking.
As an agnostic theist, this film has the complete opposite effect on me than what I think was intended. It made me even more scared of hardcore fundamentalist Christians than I already was. Especially the fear mongers who think harmless enriching activities that they don’t understand is sinful.
You have to commend Judy's mother for giving birth to a healthy daughter at age, what, 65?
Hey Brad, Wikipedia actually mentions your review of this in the film's page! ; )
Yayy!!!
got removed unfortunately
@@kaelibw34 to bad
"If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?" sounds like the title of a bawdy 1970s sex comedy about British aristocrats.
+Sam Huddy
I'd watch that. Hell, I'd _make_ that.
+Master Markus Do a kickstarter. I would fund your project.
That sounds waaaayyyy better
or about bestiality lol
The best part about this movie is that I'm from Ukraine and know from my parents what life in Soviet Union was like, and this guy is talking out of his ass))
I mean, this movie is talking about 70s, as bad as Soviet Union was, my mother was born in 60s and she actually was baptized as a baby.
+demilung Ukraine was the bible belt of the Soviet Union.
Now it's the radioactive belt of Europe.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Nah, the radioactive part is relatively small. More like the "war-torn" belt of Europe
@demilung
How's the russian invasion going?
You don't say.......
I lost it at "your mother has died of a broken daughter"
"How dare she put on make-up, and go out on Saturday night? Judyyyy,
you will be the death of me"
😂😂😂
As a person who grew up a fundamentalist and believed that crap for years, I say we should show this video to all fundamentalists and remind them that, no, stupid scare stories aren't valid and people in churches need to be goddamned rational.
Update: 11 minutes into this crap and I'm done. I have no patience for morons. Christianity? Cool. I'm a pretty passionate and extremely well-educated Christian. But Christianity is no excuse for lies and stupidity. Rationality is more important than making converts, because rationality brings morality, not Christianity. There are WAY too many Christians who are spreading stupidity or being otherwise harmful.
+Moises Charles If they were rational, they wouldn't be in church ^^
Well said.
Churches are just propoganda centers for the ignorant hateful bible belt Republicans. The ones that think that Gay people are burning in hell because they arent fucking some pussy. All they do is push the rational and intelligent of our young people away from God. and quite frankly it's probably for the best.
@@Crrrow This was made by morons. I'm a Christian and a Republican, and I have to say this movie is bullshit. I had a preacher once tell me that more straight Christians will be in hell, because they are more concerned with what other people are doing, rather then what their own relationship with Jesus is. I'll bet most of the filmmakers behind this movie are in hell. Not all churches are propaganda, much like how not all Democrats voted for Hillary, but damn if Mr. Perkle isn't full of shit!
Moises Charles Don’t forget the movie’s fetish for dead children.
He makes that creepy face that says "I'm going to rape your children" and he says "Will you come? Will you come? Will you come?" and none of the film makers thought that might be too much?
"War mah maw maw an' war mah daddeh? yu kil'd dem hab'nt joo?"
"Mmmyeash."
Such dialog. lol
The fact that he sounds so casual when he says yes to killing that kid’s parents makes the scene more hilarious.
That's a bad Megatron impression. Yeeessss
WON DAY EWE DIED FO ME, NAW I WILLINA DY FO EWE *Gets head ripped off*
That poor ewe never wanted this.
"Yew killed mah mawma and mah daddy didnt yew?"
"YeeeEEEEeee-ssssss!"
+edddddization Was he trying for a Russian accent? Cuban? We will never know
+gantzisballs I think he was trying a UA-cam Poop Dr. Robotnik impersonation...
Robbie Norris NAOOO! PINGAS!
"Ah! Christian Faith is so much more enjoyable, when it's based on the fear and paranoia of other believers..."
When did that happen?
I absolutely lost it at the line. "Those are children who shouldn't have sassed off to a man in a uniform!"
our glorious leader Fidel will bring all the candy you want
So wait was this supposed to scare people *to* or *away* from Christianity? I'm getting some mixed signals.
+kool'thuzad If 70s exploitation movies taught us anything, it's that there are always Satanic cults sabotaging Christianity from within, so probably...?
@@theFFVIguy That imagery's been with Judeo-Christianity since the beginning.
Satan is a lawyer in God's court in Job, one of Jesus's followers in the Gospels (influencing at least Peter and Judas), and a Christian preacher in the Pauline Epistles.
I think this was supposed to scare them to Christianity.. however they did a terrible job. If this guy knew anything about Jesus teaching, he would know you are not supposed to force someone into the fold.. it has to be sincere
@Mariah Lightfoot hell yea what this guy said
It’s like Rock It’s Your Decision where it’s propaganda on the flip side
Dammit Brad, because of you, titles like these automatically make me think it's a porno.
Best title for barnyard porn ever.
+mostmelon Wait, it isn't one?
+mostmelon It's not? Uhm i mean... no, of course it's not!
He is the guy who reviewed "Batpussy". Anything is possible.
No way, this title sounds wrong no matter the context. It's about a woman with war and bestiality fetishes being scolded by her human vanilla boyfriend.
This is one of THOSE movies, isn't it? And by that, I mean the kind of movies that are made by someone who has lost every single marble at his disposal and then some.
And was anyone else reminded of Invasion USA (the MST3K movie, not the Chuck Norris one)?
YES. The one where a seemingly endless swarm of "Enemy totally not Russian" military forces A Bomb our country and take over the irradiated remains? I concur.
That movie had less dead children in it and it wasn't made by Christians
Scare tactics are part of the reason that I turned from Christianity. I was an anxious kid always freaking out about the Rapture, Hell, etc. I spent many nights of my youth filled with terror whether I wasn't "saved enough." But now I realized that if a religion has to scare or guilt you in joining, then in my opinion is not a religion worth having. Their Followers spend more time worrying about the threats than feeling anything about God's Love or Forgiveness. I know because that's what happened to me. That's why I became a Pagan because I have felt welcomed, loved, accepted, and at peace and no fear into joining.
anyone preaching old covenant scriptures are invalid and sacreligious. New covenant means you're good as long as you're a good person. Estus and his cursed ilk preach old covenant; fire and brimstone, etc. etc.
But wouldn't it be the same god? If the bible is taken as a record of events or even just as a book of metaphores of what that god would do, then that god still acted selfish and cruel. Even in the new testament, god seems gruesome. If sind wouldn't need to be punished, then why let your son die for them? If that punishment wouldn't be harsh, then why did Jesus need to suffer?
The entire religion is based upon fear. Fear of fire and brimstone, a vengeful god, a hell to burn in, the apocalypse and an ancient serpant deceiver trying to manipulate you. It takes all your responsibility away and hands it over to god, jesus, the holy spirit and satan - you dont choose, you fall for someones tricks. I dont think that is right.
The core values of Christian believe are great. Those are wholesome belief that lay a good base-set of rules and ideals, that lead to a healthy life, but anything that goes beyond being kind to eachother and respecting eachothers boundries, is simply absurd. All those rules to stay on the good side of a god, just for some promised paradise are hindering you to enjoy your life.
So neither old or new are healthy in my book, they both bank on fear. Also, if seen as a overview of events, that book simply is untrue. If seen as metaphores weaved in with things that did happen and made up or exaggerated stories about several people to get a message across, it may not be entirely untrue, but it still pressures you into believing the religion it preaches through the threat of all the things that might happen if you dont.
This plays exactly like a live action Chick tract.
you say chick tract.
@@gweegweezoozoo Fancy seeing you here. Looking forward to your talkshow.
My grandmother still hands these out every Sunday after her church service lets out. She used to take me when I was a little girl and have me hand them out or put them in vending machines/ phone books/ phone booths/ soda boxes
@@futuredeadcamper1736 Really!?
Pamphlets or VHS's?
Or is the church in the digital age now?
Very interesting! Is the church going strong nowadays? Not that I'm religious, just find the 'End Time's' groups fascinating.
Were/ are you a follower?
@@Brisvegas420 I know in my little Church of Christ (oldest in the state of Alabama), we still have the tracts. Most C of C's do. But our main outreach avenues are now on FB and YT and what have you. It's likewise with most congregations, round here at least.
The anxiety on the faces in the audience makes it look as though they’re being held there at gunpoint.
They have a bible-thumping lunatic in front of them ranting about the atrocities of the commies. 😂
and if you left during the service, Estus would immediately condemn you:
"This sinner here, ladies and gentleman, is turning their back on our Lord".
6:50 because as we all know..atheists and comunists are pretty much the same thing. That's why when Yugoslavia broke up the Balkans became the most Christian place in all of Europe
Holy crap, the body count in this movie is probably higher than in some Hong Kong action film!
So this is the movie they showed Glen Beck in elementary school...
No, Glenn Beck is cool. I more or less say, Pat Robertson Jr.
EDIT: DAMN NAME CONFUSIN
+Rusty Ralston I get more of a Pat Robertson vibe
Hey you gotta admit hardcore kid, it's still better than fireproof!
+Headbanger142 This movie was Glenn Beck's entire education
Glen Beck at least walked out of God's Not Dead saying it was horrible. I think a different example would be better.
As one of you're Christian viewers, I must say..... I absolutely love these reviews! These movies are so stupid and hypocritical. And it's just so amazing how stupid they are, like seriously no one ever said, "do you realize what kinda of stupid shit you're saying."
[amens ironically]
Jesus Christ.
+Mr Sark Does not approve of this movie!
TheMouseAvenger good one. XD
+Mr Sark "What the hell is communism and what do I have to do with it?"
+Mr. Sark wept.
SARK!!!!!!
This is the scariest horror film I've ever seen in my life. I was raised Evangelical, and this is what they actually believe even into the modern day. And these are actually the people that are doing their best to destroy our country today.
"My concern is God may leave us behind, and go to some nation like Indonesia or Brazil"
Or any other God forsaken countries like Argentina or Syria amirite?
No no, not countries that actually need help, only sexy beach destinations that people would _want_ to move to.
I used to think Footloose was preposterous... Damn, the Salem Puritans were more easy-going than these people! God, it reminds me of trick-or-treating as a kid. There was always some jerk (usually not the same person) who would hand out Chick Tracts to us, instead of candy. I never knew whether to be mad or terrified.
+1Dudelove lol
+1Dudelove
You’re gonna doxx Jack Chick? Nice. XD
Man, even Sub-Zero can't rip off a head that effortlessly! Either commies have super-human strength, or kids' necks are even more delicate than I realized. Well, only one way to find out; the scientific approach! I'm going to need a little red book, and little Timmy over there, oh, and a tarp over the good furniture, just in case.
FATALITY
We're gonna need another Timmy!
I could never wholly understand why some denominations of Christianity have an issue with dancing in and of itself. It's not as though David immediately went to bang Bathsheba after he danced in the streets in his undergarments singing God's praises.
Yeah, I never quite understood that either despite being raised with that mindset of dancing, even though Psalms makes several mentions of dancing as a form of worship in the same way singing is.
If you thought this one was messed up then look into "What happened to the Human Race?" It was featured on Full Frontal with Sam Bee and it was a 70s propaganda film that kick started the pro life movement. It has disturbing imagery such as baby dolls on a conveyer belt and an actual toddler in a cage crying. The director has even come out saying how he regrets making the movie. In its defense it does have a better budget than this one.
Wow that was a trip. Exploitation directors seem well suited to making religious scare films.
The people blasting the loudest against sex and violence on TV/cinema always sound like they're ready to throttle someone themselves.
“And now I’m going to teach you about the seven erogenous zones...”
I’m certain everyone would’ve benefitted from and appreciated that.
2:05 "He who believes in only scripture he concurs with but none other does not believe in the bible and only believes in himself" -St. Augustine
"But Sunday night is when Bob's Burgers is on!"
As someone who LOVES watching this with my family, I loved this line!
Just realized that Pirkle sounds like a toddler trying to say Perkele! It is one of the names for the Devil in Finnish.
The Devil is in the pulpit, fleecing the flock and pulling the wool over their eyes, it's right there in the Pauline Epistles, for the Bible tells me so~ 🎶
@@autobotstarscream765 Oh hey, I recognize your name. You been on Digital Hammurabi live streams right? Also did you just refer to Paulogia?
It suddenly makes a lot of sense
So what are you saying is Estus Pirkle is actually a devil trying to scare people away from christianity?
Estus "Flask" Pirkle as he was also known.
This movie was made by filthy casuls.
If footmen tire you, git gud.
If Hollows tire you, what will Ornstein do?
An undead favorite.
Wow, how long is this film again? Because this honestly feels like a film that dragged on for three hours, and the worst part is that it probably _was_ around 3 hours when first released! Seriously, this film makes me want to go to an actual sermon, because at least then I might have some better entertainment (and maybe less fear-mongering) than this film presented.
+Crazy Luigi this film sure was a nightmare
dontkillme
Fun fact, this film is only 50 minutes long
The longest 50 minutes of our lives.
Well to be nominated for an oscar the movie has to be at least 40 minutes long, and this is 50 minuts...
This movie takes me back.. to my horrible horrible religiously repressive childhood.
Same here
+Terance Crosby takes me back to my horrible horrible atheist communist repressive childhood.
It's like dogmatic extremes are shitty or something. Thank goodness I have heavy drinking to help me cope.
+Mackenzie King oh yea, i remember all those decapitations and ear-nailings like it was yesterday. working in the feilds, singing about the glory of marxism all day. those were the days.
+Terance Crosby My methods involve five pound bags of meth, a box of condoms, a jerry can and a trip to the zoo, but we've all been 22 once, am I right?
12 inches above the knees? that's not a miniskirt, that's a belt!
I actually do believe pre-marital sex is necessary. Like if you want to wait till marriage, all the power to ya, you do you (pun not intended). But I think it's important to know there's some kind of sexual compatibility before that kind of commitment. Idk, that's my thoughts on the matter.
That's exactly what a communist would say
And now Judy's mother is dead... BEACUSE OF YOU!!!
+Ethan Olsvik Nice try Comrade! You will not steal our souls!
Does this mean you know the seven erotic zones?
+Ethan Olsvik Unless someone's asexual, I agree.
I've been waiting for this
Ever since that weird sadistic kid showed it to me in 6th grade
I've wanted a CS review of it
YES
What kind of kid showed you this in sixth grade, exactly?!
+Crazy Luigi ... Probably the same type that would show them their penis afterwards -__-.
+Crazy Luigi a weird sadistic one.
+Crazy Luigi funny enough
We also both ended up in the same film studies class in high school
And are now both film majors
Life is weird
+Crazy Luigi also, we both went to catholic school
So that was probably how he found it
He just thought it was really funny
This shit is legit terrifying. People showed this, thinking it would convert people to their religion...people bought into this.
It'd be pitiable if it wasn't so scary to think about.
The worse thing is, they are not much different as other collectives who use brainwashing to recruit more members to their fold.
The religious bias is so terrifying, some nuns in religious schools tell their students to marginalize math,english,science etc. "As long as you know your stuff about our religion its ok! And if you don't know your stuff about our religion, you will never graduate high school! Even if you're Albert Einstein genuis in everything else" thank god the students I know there aren't as gullible as those goddamn nuns.
That is a perfect description, not just only for the movie, but for Mississippi in general.
***** What's up in Mississippi?
To give some historical context for this:
The world, when this movie was made, was wrapped up in an ideological conflict called the Cold War.
And, as with any war, propaganda painting the opposite side as monsters was made. On both sides.
North Korea still makes similar propaganda about Americans today, for example.
The thief always fears being robbed and the murderer always fears being killed.
Well said.
I suppose this is that rarity, a Christian snuff film. Who was the lunatic obsessed with shots(pun intended) of bullet-riddled corpses in their Sunday best? It's beyond creepy.
maybe its me but this Estus Pirkle kinda looks like a clean shaven Colonel Sanders
+docthemetalfreak I can see that too actually.
"Westwood Baptist Choral Group" legit sounds like a front company for the Westboro Baptist Church.
And Estus Pirkle sounds like a supervillain's secret identity
I'll never understand conservative christianity, would the same Christ who said feed the hungry, clothe the naked, also think that making as much money as possible and living in megamansions is the way that Christ would follow?
Christianity is inherently socialist
@Kenetic Kups Jesus was the first socialist.
"Soon in theatres, the sequel to 'If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?' produced by the kid whose character got decapitated in it. It comes with the Baptist Church 'Thanks, Obama!' Seal of Approval: 'If Communists Tired You, What Will Muslims Do?'"
+Stefan B. The far right in the US hate the Muslims, the Neocons STILL hate the Russians, even though they aren't communist any more. They control their own natural resources and thus must be destroyed. The wahabbis that kill our citizens in the US are our "allies". Between the far right and neocons, I'm not sure who I hate more.
In the ancient Near East, horses were symbolic of warfare. Donkeys and oxen represented labour, camels represented long travel, etc. It all tied into how useful they could be in certain situations. NOW YOU KNOW!
+Awakeandalive1 The line about Far Side characters was hilarious, by the way.
So in this movie communism brings us sweets in class, proper education on sexual activity and bans having to listen to boring people say how evil you are in church... I was already interested now I'm definite communism sounds great.
Jack Brearley don't forget I bet the communist will let us dance and watch cartoons too. Hooray for communism!
Yes Comrade!
You'll have to go to work at 5:00 though.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Thing is...I already do. So...
I agree, Comrade.
...I don't think this is how Communism works
haven't you read marx' das kapital? chapter 1 - the seven erogenous zones of every woman, chapter 2 - murder children. it's all there!
Communism really doesn't anyway, but certainly not like this.
Pol Pot begs to differ...
@@Georgieastra Pol Pot had the child murder down, but I don't recall him bringing any of the benefits this movie promises.
@@gratuitouslurking8610 You try to work with such collosal propaganda brainwashing machine smearing you with shit constantly and constant sabotages from the west.
Out of context, the movie’s title sounds like a rejected Pajama Sam game.
So this is where Glen Beck got inspiration.
Nah Glenn Beck is alright. Rush Limbaugh and the people from Fox are the bad ones.
+xeagaort Beck was booted by Fox for being too nutty. He's really not alright.
+xeagaort What the hell? This is the same person I've seen in this comment thread defending Glenn Beck while also bashing other right wing talk show hosts.
Alex DeLarge He actually wasn't booted at all. He left on his own accord because he wanted to have his own channel. I'm sure it may seem like he was booted to the outside looker though. There are no hard feelings between Fox and Glen.
SundaysEnd What?
Ok, I don't know why I laughed my ass off at "if Orville Redenbacher was a Reservoir Dog", but I did
Plot twist: Judy's mom was only 37, that's what going to Pirkle's sermons twice a day will do to you!
Did that guy just tear his head off?
+Magmaster13 mother russia makes you strong.
+alucardyoici At least he didn't spinning pile driver poor little Billy!
+gantzisballs The spinning pile driver's reserved for the bears, comrade.
+alucardyoici YOU WANT MAKE YOUR HOME COUNTRY PROUD YES? YES.
Well, he died for Jesus. But damn!!! That was way over the top.
22:48 "Hmm, church, there better not be any Christians here!" That line cracks me up every time.
This is the movie that Joseph Seed showed to his cultists in Far Cry 5, right?
I’d say it’s more like something Hurk Drubman made
"Is this why he has so many followers?! He speaks so fast he scrambles all their brains?!"
Oh, yes, the "Ben Shapiro/Movie Bob" school of public speaking.
This is from the '70s? Looks like it's from the '50s that a teacher would show to the class.
Man, it is still so wierd knowing the same man who brought us Ed Edd n' Eddy, created the Brothers Grunt.
It's been years, but I finally realized what the title means: If Footmen (everyday sinners) Tire You, What Will Horses (devilish communists) Do?
i.e. if your faith can't get people to church, how could you possibly handle The Red Menace?
At least that's what I think Estrus Perkele meant
Are you sure he wasn't venting his repressed sexual desires via writing those books because the title sounds like a porno that has gangbangs and beastiality.
Well, I've laughed quite a bit at this, but having been born in a country where we had a right-wing dictatorship that pushed extremelly religious principles on the people, imprisoned and tortured dissidents (including communists) and made life a living hell for anyone who didn't go along with it for over 50 yrs, kinda makes this video a little scary and a bit sad that some Americans, even today, think this what freedom looks like.
Edit - We're now a social democracy, we're good.
So with communism comes porn, watching lots of TV, and proper sex education in classrooms? _Where do I sign up?_
...And at some point Collin Firth kills everyone in the church.
“Premarital sex is the way to go.”
HELL YEAH!
Also; what school taught the seven erogenous zones of a woman. My sex Ed was lacking.
"I think John 11:35 pretty much sums up Jesus's reviews of all of these films."
John 11:35, "Jesus wept."
Orville Redenbacher as a Resevoir Dog! LOL!
I was just going to comment the same thing.
Everyone in his church looks like they are being held against their will
I move we call these films: “Christploitation”.
I tried looking up the seven erotic zones. There seems to be two possibilities:
1) they don’t exist, and Estus made up the whole thing up
2) could be the seven zones, and that list is far less exciting than it is implied or be
If you like this, you should check out the sequal, "If you think horses suck, wait till we bring out the tanks."
So from beastiality to using sex machines then?
Which joke would work better here: "Hey Scotty! Footmen, man!" or "Hey Scotty! Foot, man!"
The first one.
''Hey Scotty! Horses man!
Watching this is 2021 and yeah... Estus would've loved QANON.
I would argue that Brad's knowledge of shitty films is unmatched by anyone.
Oh god... This physically hurts me....
MST3k and Bob's Burgers references in the same video?
I've never seen a movie with such a threatening title since Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.
WOOOOT. MST3K Mentioned. Every time some one mentions MST3K, a director creates a "Masterpiece" for our humor.
"Dancing is just as wrong as it's always been"
"As the ark of the LORD was entering the City of David, Michal daughter of Saul watched from a window. And when she saw King David leaping and dancing before the LORD, she despised him in her heart." II Samuel 6:16 [NIV] ...I wonder if this guy realizes that Michal is the one in the wrong here...
This was filmed in Mississippi, yet features 0 black people... why do I get the feeling that the people who made this film weren't too happy with the Civil Rights movement?
Mississippi
8:14 Estus clearly doesn't realize Indonesia is the world's biggest Muslim country and Brazil is the biggest Roman Catholic country. Two Religions, Both of which he thinks are from the devil and yet god might turn to them.. interesting thought there Estus. So should I get out my Prayer Rug or Rosary?
You'd think people'd yell, or something, as they're being mowed down by AK-47s.
And those were actually M-16s. So is he suggesting that if people stop being Christians the US government will turn Communist overnight?
I was thinking the same thing.
Jesus: “I paid for your sins”
Christian America: “SOCIALIST COMMIE!”