This video doesn't have the standard Germany ball in it. The reason behind it being UA-cam demonetized my last Hoi4 video for "Hateful and derogatory content" due to the swastika in the ball. This was however undone as UA-cam recognized it was an unjust demonetization as the German flag during WW2 literally has it in it. Anyways this video was edited on the basis that I wouldn't be able to monetize in the future with that in them. This will mean it'll be back next video again! :)
Tbh I don’t mind a non swastika version of the German flag just because it makes it easier to show people stupid memes without them questioning me on why there is a swastika going on
I was about to bring the "Joe Biden moment" meme back, after seeing a Kamala ad before the video. I hit cancel then play, only to see them going ALL IN. 😂😂
I am actually kind of annoyed that you can nuke the core of an ally without consequence. Repeatedly nuking Paris would never have been allowed by the free French government. If it had gone ahead anyway Free France probably would've left the allies all together or face a mass mutiny.
3:30 AM, time to watch another banger episode of my favorite show, "What if getting a frontal lobe lobotomy was a prerequisite to becoming a world leader".
@@pybro4755 I just got into 40k like a week ago and the first thing I started reading was Krieg. I haven’t finished it due to being so busy but the reason I got into 40k is because of the story of Cadia
There is the argument that something similar sort of happened during the war in cities such as Leningrad and Sevastopol, only in the reverse positioning
@@alect525But in history too - most of the french port cities were heavily fortified. Americans tried to take Breast. They succeded but 1. They took heavy losses 2. They didn't achive total victory. After securing the city and port the Germans retreated on small isles making each of them small fortress so they could distrupt any supplies transport 3. Fights took too long 4. Port was cometly devastaded and it would take too long to repair it. So all of that operation was in vaine. After that Allies just gave up on taking city ports in France because it made no sense so acctually those holdouts kept fighting up to 9th May 1945
This was honestly one of my favorite livestreams in a long time. Using a feature like forts that have been in the game forever and giving it a breath of fresh air was awesome to see. Also the way everyone in the Axis got behind this and pitched in was so wholesome. 10/10 content
To think that France literally surrendered Paris to the Germans to protect its heritage just for the Allies to have nuked it 3 times is actually hilarious ngl
Ah yes, the fabled counter attack by Steiner to relieve the fortresses and throw the Allies back. What do you mean it threw them back into the channel not once, not twice, but thrice?
There was honestly probably like a half dozen ddays, but only the bigger ones are really shown. After pushing them out, the germans were too busy reorganizing the eastern front to set the atlantic wall up again, so the allies were free to just reinvade basically unopposed, so they did a few times. They would quickly halt at the fortress cities and then get pushed out by some tanks.
@@Michaelonyoutub Honestly it's insane how much ic the allies can get in this mod, they're just throwing dozens of tanks into a meat grinder and coming back in 6 months to a year with just as many.
Jesus, how much armor can the allies pump out? Twenty tanks dead in 43, another twenty in 45, not to mention those lost in the d-day pushed out off-screen in 44. Freaking wild
That why the axis really have to achieve an insane level of success early on, so by the time the allies can just pump out an endless amount of tanks, the axis already have a very large force of their own that can out kill their production while minimizing their loses to manageable numbers. If the axis don't achieve that kind of success, often they have to hail mary on an insane barb in 1941 or even 1940 to finish the game quick and early before the allies' production outpaces theirs.
The parisians getting out of the catacombs and metro tunnels to have a cigaret after being nuked for the third time: "c'est la vie" Charles de Gaulle asking what were these mushroom cloud he just saw and why has the top of the eiffel tower landed in Orleans: "Merde"
Yeah in normal competitive games whenever there is a huge encirclement or something the axis give up but the Bo squad straight up Larp Downfall until peace conference
There’s not a single civilian left in France at this point sadly, the axis soldiers in Paris were futurama mutants fighting from the sewers and still holding. They say if you hang out by a lamp post in Milan in the middle of the night, you can still hear the whispers of fallen waifus, and the broken echoes of Presidential campaigns.
It’s 3:33 am, just wanted to go to sleep after another session of screaming and blaming ( average hoi4 mp experience) but now there is something to brighten my night
Didn't Golden ask once if bokoen would come over to his house after drinking with him And now he was like "I wonder what would have happened if I did it with my friend" Idk man, just feels like foreshadowing
Paris, the city of lights. Really REALLY bright burning lights. cool match I don't recall you guys getting so stuck in that people end up nuking eachother.
I love the fact that there would be no good guys in this universe at the end of the war. The Axis were committing their warcrimes and the Allies nuked multiple massive population centers multiple times, multiple of which didn't work lmao
Yes, Italy and France would surely forever be UK and USA enemies Even if France was in the allies that wouldn't last long term when the Capital gets nuked And the entire Catholic world which is half of Europe and all of Central and South America would hate them for having nuked the Pope
There was this big ass fortress in some french city in the atlantic that pretty much held up to the last weeks of the war or after the war had "officially" ended, cant remember rn
@@tinchorb1340I’m aware, but they didn’t really help the German war effort, outside of having to maybe have a couple hundred men in reserve for them. They were basically all on islands and the Allies essentially determined that they just weren’t worth wasting manpower on capturing lmao
In this alternate universe. Balkan nationalists will be arguing over the composition of those two Yugoslav paratrooper divisions rather than over haplogroups.
The entire reason why the retaking of Paris was an accomplishment OTL is now gone. It's just a series of craters around what used to be the Eiffel Tower (German AA Site). Italian craters exist too. France over all loses like 5 million people from the nuking of Paris and the fallout on the surrounding cities.
The city strat was interesting. Perhaps you could pair the cities with mountain tiles so that you don't get the encirclement penalty and still have good defence.
This video doesn't have the standard Germany ball in it. The reason behind it being UA-cam demonetized my last Hoi4 video for "Hateful and derogatory content" due to the swastika in the ball. This was however undone as UA-cam recognized it was an unjust demonetization as the German flag during WW2 literally has it in it. Anyways this video was edited on the basis that I wouldn't be able to monetize in the future with that in them. This will mean it'll be back next video again! :)
Rare UA-cam actually realizing they were wrong and being logical W
wow they actually let you keep it? are you sure you were actually talking to a youtube employee?
fr UA-cam censorship is pretty relaxed rn. You can literally upload songs like SS Marschiert In Feindesland without constant reuploads, lol.
Meanwhile youtube does fuck all to all the SS edits out there
Tbh I don’t mind a non swastika version of the German flag just because it makes it easier to show people stupid memes without them questioning me on why there is a swastika going on
"North Africa goes wrong causing Germany to rely on a schitzo strategy"
Imagine my shock when I hear the opening voice
*Millions Must Safari*
I was about to bring the "Joe Biden moment" meme back, after seeing a Kamala ad before the video. I hit cancel then play, only to see them going ALL IN. 😂😂
"Who's in Paris?"
*atomic blast melting the flesh off my face and flinging my body a 1000 yards away*
"no one is"
But there are still germans in bunkers and ruins holding the city
Thrice.
@@BagofBeans1 Billions
@@typicaluser697Literally Krieg lore
I sure hope the allies dont resort to triple nuking an allied City
They go to the glassed out city and somehow still take shots from the broken glass lamo
They Nuked Rome AND Paris.
All that cultural heritage just… completely vaporized.
Why did I see a mental image of Truman just staring blankly after the triple nuking.
Not just an Allied City, the CAPITAL City of said ally! With roughly almost a thousand years worth of history within it! :D
I am actually kind of annoyed that you can nuke the core of an ally without consequence. Repeatedly nuking Paris would never have been allowed by the free French government. If it had gone ahead anyway Free France probably would've left the allies all together or face a mass mutiny.
I loved the part where Italy said "It's Joever" and dropped out of the presidential race
Italy was in the presidential race? Hello?
@@kiddykitsune8158 Did you watch the video?
@@Gaelic-Spirit yes, I mean the way the comment was phrased sounded like some Biden would say
@@kiddykitsune8158 I assume this was a joke?
Whenever Swimmy and Golden are on the same team it’s like watching 2 baboons discover fire. I need more
Or they discover the deep tech of Light Artillery Gun and wim the game
it's truly incredible how two evolved human beings can reduce a complex, nuanced game into exactly that experience
love how as soon a swimmy used the anime loli voice, golden was suddenly very willing to send help to swimmy
HIs weeb side couldn't resist.
Swigma diplomacy at work
What program did he use for it?
2:47 For those who want to hear it.
Shoutout to his favorite game on steam
3:30 AM, time to watch another banger episode of my favorite show, "What if getting a frontal lobe lobotomy was a prerequisite to becoming a world leader".
>Implying that it actually isn't
Haha same time for me
Same time
Medieval castles being refitted with pak 40's in archer towers was not something i imagined possible in hoi4
Allies: *Nukes Paris repeatedly, Axis forces still survivkng inside the city"
What is this? The Krieg Civil War? Holy shit lol.
THE CITY BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID
@@rebelgaming1.5.14that’s immediately what I thought.
Goated Reference in chat here
@@pybro4755 I just got into 40k like a week ago and the first thing I started reading was Krieg. I haven’t finished it due to being so busy but the reason I got into 40k is because of the story of Cadia
@@pancakegod6958 Cadia still stands brother
turning ww2 into ancient warfare of mostly sieging cities, the script was good in this one
There is the argument that something similar sort of happened during the war in cities such as Leningrad and Sevastopol, only in the reverse positioning
@@alect525i mean l mingrad kinda
but stalingrad had conetant combat and invasions not so much calm like typicap sieges
@@alect525But in history too - most of the french port cities were heavily fortified. Americans tried to take Breast. They succeded but
1. They took heavy losses
2. They didn't achive total victory. After securing the city and port the Germans retreated on small isles making each of them small fortress so they could distrupt any supplies transport
3. Fights took too long
4. Port was cometly devastaded and it would take too long to repair it. So all of that operation was in vaine.
After that Allies just gave up on taking city ports in France because it made no sense so acctually those holdouts kept fighting up to 9th May 1945
BoBiden1 himself
*Joevered*
Bidto Muscilini
Mein Joe.....it's Joever
President swimmy’s immaculate performance on tackling the healthcare issue in Benghazi
He beat the benghazi healthcare to death alright.
This was honestly one of my favorite livestreams in a long time. Using a feature like forts that have been in the game forever and giving it a breath of fresh air was awesome to see. Also the way everyone in the Axis got behind this and pitched in was so wholesome. 10/10 content
It gave me the worst flashbacks to eu4's fort system.
@@Technae
Want to unlock an ancient trauma?
Pre-common sense EU4
Every single province a full siege, before fort modifiers
Sieging Russia with that...
Golden really cooked with this one,but the Denmark landing fucked him big time.
@@nope7120 my mind immediately went to the line “D-Days in Denmark are bound to fail” lol
rare moment when the voices in goldens head were actually kinda cookin
I love how the allies just straight up nuked Rome and Paris.
All that cultural heritage just instantly vaporized.
But it worked (at least rome)
@@typicaluser697 But at what cost!?
@@Kaiserboo1871 at the cost of 1 nuke (and providing funny video)
@typicaluser697 1?
And the Allies killed the Pope.
Cannot believe they turned most French cities into star fortresses
To think that France literally surrendered Paris to the Germans to protect its heritage just for the Allies to have nuked it 3 times is actually hilarious ngl
6:11 ah yes the “Baltic states offensive operation” and “eastern balkans offensive operation” in northern France
Himalayas defensive order
Germany: *Has problems the whole war.*
The Allies: "Well this sucks".
2:20 You practically replicated the actual historical Fall of France lmao.
It's amazing how well the fortress-cities worked at buying time at least.
Ah yes, the fabled counter attack by Steiner to relieve the fortresses and throw the Allies back. What do you mean it threw them back into the channel not once, not twice, but thrice?
There was honestly probably like a half dozen ddays, but only the bigger ones are really shown. After pushing them out, the germans were too busy reorganizing the eastern front to set the atlantic wall up again, so the allies were free to just reinvade basically unopposed, so they did a few times. They would quickly halt at the fortress cities and then get pushed out by some tanks.
Throw them back, colonel
@@Michaelonyoutub Honestly it's insane how much ic the allies can get in this mod, they're just throwing dozens of tanks into a meat grinder and coming back in 6 months to a year with just as many.
the defense in depth strategy proves triumphant.
"Mein Fuhrer... ze Krieg, ist Joever." - Alfred Jodl to Hitler when asked the current status of Steiner's counterattack to relieve Festung Paris, 1946
Jesus, how much armor can the allies pump out? Twenty tanks dead in 43, another twenty in 45, not to mention those lost in the d-day pushed out off-screen in 44. Freaking wild
That why the axis really have to achieve an insane level of success early on, so by the time the allies can just pump out an endless amount of tanks, the axis already have a very large force of their own that can out kill their production while minimizing their loses to manageable numbers. If the axis don't achieve that kind of success, often they have to hail mary on an insane barb in 1941 or even 1940 to finish the game quick and early before the allies' production outpaces theirs.
Thats what happens when Japan died. Usually they at least distract the Indian garrison and the canadian and SAF tanks there
Lmao right at the end: Swimmy, we got your lamppost back 😂😂😂
That fucking killed me lol.
Ironic, he could save others (Choking) from the Lampost, but not himself
The parisians getting out of the catacombs and metro tunnels to have a cigaret after being nuked for the third time: "c'est la vie"
Charles de Gaulle asking what were these mushroom cloud he just saw and why has the top of the eiffel tower landed in Orleans:
"Merde"
I can not get enough of Joe Biden as Il Duce.
I love these games yall play on the losing side but still keep going instead of "waa waa its joever i dont wanna play waaagh"
Yeah in normal competitive games whenever there is a huge encirclement or something the axis give up but the Bo squad straight up Larp Downfall until peace conference
"We're defending Paris to the last man"
*Paris gets nuked thrice*
"And there he goes, the last man"
"What do you mean you nuked Paris?!"
"Wait do you mean singular or plural? Either way, yes."
There’s not a single civilian left in France at this point sadly, the axis soldiers in Paris were futurama mutants fighting from the sewers and still holding. They say if you hang out by a lamp post in Milan in the middle of the night, you can still hear the whispers of fallen waifus, and the broken echoes of Presidential campaigns.
Swimmy is a menace with the voicechange ong.
"Your lamppost is back!" All time greatest line, I fucking died.
to be fair the fact that he held out to 46 and killed that many allied units is simply embarrasing
2:56 Golden:"Yes Eva Brown Chan"
The last hoi4 games were reall banger, i think swimmy comming back brought back some life in the scripts
It’s 3:33 am, just wanted to go to sleep after another session of screaming and blaming ( average hoi4 mp experience) but now there is something to brighten my night
Bo: *Is playing as Yugoslavia.*
The subscribers: "Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete?".
To be fair, Bo has played Brazil and Mexico in the past.
Fortress Europa roleplay.
“bulgaria, you’re out!”
“…”
“….”
“can i come back?”
“sure whatever i don’t care”
THRICE NUKED, STILL STANDING.
Paris Invicta
You guys were really cooking with the script today. One of my all time favorites
I can't tell who won this. Whether they eventually fell, or the allies went "I'm done with this."
Didn't Golden ask once if bokoen would come over to his house after drinking with him
And now he was like "I wonder what would have happened if I did it with my friend"
Idk man, just feels like foreshadowing
The question we all have is:
Will it be a boy or a girl?
@@USELESSDCK if he does it with Bokoen? Depends if he's put on the dress he wore that one time again
10:40 Allies: "We did it, Patrick! We saved Paris!"
this feels like a throwback episode with the humor, in a really good way
Nice the Perfect time for HoI4.
French people: why are you nuking us
I was suggested here while listening to the song “Dupe - Kontrolla” 😅😅
He's LARPing, hello? Swimmy is LARPing, cringe, cringe, cringe.
Paris, the city of lights.
Really REALLY bright burning lights.
cool match I don't recall you guys getting so stuck in that people end up nuking eachother.
Swimmy was so dedicated to the bit, he ran the north africa campaign like biden ran his presidential campaign
It's Joever, we didn't received the Bidenillion rifles needed.
I love the fact that there would be no good guys in this universe at the end of the war. The Axis were committing their warcrimes and the Allies nuked multiple massive population centers multiple times, multiple of which didn't work lmao
Yes, Italy and France would surely forever be UK and USA enemies
Even if France was in the allies that wouldn't last long term when the Capital gets nuked
And the entire Catholic world which is half of Europe and all of Central and South America would hate them for having nuked the Pope
Wow, this seemed like a really effective strategy! I wonder how it worked out in real life!
There was this big ass fortress in some french city in the atlantic that pretty much held up to the last weeks of the war or after the war had "officially" ended, cant remember rn
@@tinchorb1340just about to say that
@@tinchorb1340i mean, it didn't helped them to defend as they just got encircled, but still quite impressive
@@tinchorb1340 There's multiple actually, Lorient (Atlantic), Saint Nazaire (Atlantic), Dunkerque (Channel), La Rochelle & Royan (Atlantic)
@@tinchorb1340I’m aware, but they didn’t really help the German war effort, outside of having to maybe have a couple hundred men in reserve for them. They were basically all on islands and the Allies essentially determined that they just weren’t worth wasting manpower on capturing lmao
Allies: "We did it, Patrick! We saved Paris!"
Can anyone explain what program is used to make different voices like that of joe biden ? How does he do it?
Thank you in advance
0:55 Extremely old reference to an EU4 video. Nice
In this alternate universe. Balkan nationalists will be arguing over the composition of those two Yugoslav paratrooper divisions rather than over haplogroups.
Waiting for the intro to eventually just become a Star Wars like scroll screen of text
Unironically best bokoen video of the year
With the near constant counterattacks in France where all the DDay forces died, I truly began to believe in the Endsieg smh.
Great now there are bots in Bo’s comment section
The entire reason why the retaking of Paris was an accomplishment OTL is now gone. It's just a series of craters around what used to be the Eiffel Tower (German AA Site). Italian craters exist too. France over all loses like 5 million people from the nuking of Paris and the fallout on the surrounding cities.
Them nuking Paris: Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what? That you might escape the coming fire? Your world will burn until its surface is but glass
They reinvented the midieval fort strategy)
“Your lamp post is back”
Iconic.
Awesome video, one of your best in a long time👍
Jesus how many D-Days was that lmao? Holy hell though, those Fortress cities look worked a lot better than I expected, hot damn
"mein fuhrer... Paris has been glasses... Thrice"
Nice the Perfect time for HoI4
low key one of the best i have watched
Everything new is well-forgotten old. Talking about festungs.
And Swimmys Ai bOiden was genius.
Happy 30th birthday Bo!
This is probably one of my favorite episodes so far from this entire series.
IT'S LIKE HE ACTUALLY HAD PRESIDENT BIDEN IN THERE THAT'S GREAT
At this point, Paris was just a pile of ash after 3 atomic bombs, they were literally fighting for nothing
A lot of true alt historical events just happened in this video! 😂It was cool to see the fortress cities, that was a unique approach!
GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!!!!
Somebody actually got historically Dunkerque’d lmao
Happy Birthday Bo!
Wonder why no one else has tried fortress cities. Also the AI voice bit where help was asked was hilarious
This will go down as a Bo classic
Nothing better than a desperate axis hold w/Swimmy, Golden and Bo
What a video to watch as the Paris Olympics start.
They said my dementia was weak ...
I want a US political simulation game where it's just Swimmy doing the voices of each candidate
I love the voice changer stuff, I need more of this. Reminds me of the hillarious game when Swimmy used the female voice.
I literally was just watching your videos for hours, and now I get a. New one, fuck yeah
Bo please we need a "Shit's toast, it is, oficially, Joever" sound effect
I'd love to have heard from the allies at the end of this game, the salt would have been amazing to listen to
Swimmy using those filters is making me upset. I love it.
I can only imagine how many people died in this version of WW2
They got the allies to nuke Paris, so I count that as a win. Thanks for the video.
Allied Armies vs. Fortress Cities, Part 1
bokoen calling his units west and east modrics as yugoslavia is hillarious
The city strat was interesting. Perhaps you could pair the cities with mountain tiles so that you don't get the encirclement penalty and still have good defence.
this one was a banger. the script as impeccable
I was half cooking half watching this on my phone and out of nowhere I hear Mr President and I instinctively saluted? Hello?
Hiatorically accurate french player, puts all his good units into Belgium
another stunning axis victory