“wait till I tell mum she’s gonna batter you” and “I’m having a chilli burger I’m not shooting up in the park” killed me, cannot count how many times I rewatched this 😭😂😂
OMG I literally laughed so hard at this bit Gail : if I invite someone over for coffee I don't expect to come back to this David : Do ya mean coffee as in sex Gail : UPSTAIRS NOW David : Who me or him
Best one I remember ( that also involved 'Gail', but isn't on here. David (whilst cutting Steve McDonald's hair.) "' 'Ere at Trim Up North, we cater for all your manly needs." Gail "Well, obviously not 'all' your manly needs." David "Right, well, thanks for yer' input, Gail." Another good one was when Gail was getting ready for her wedding ( not sure who to) and she went 'I wish Mam was here.' and David went 'Well, I'll be gran, if you like.' and did an absolutely spot on Audrey impression!
David: Um, 2 cokes when you're ready Betty love. Betty: You what? David: Oh yeah, whatever he's having. Martin: I'll have a pint if you buying please mate. Betty: This place is going to the dogs.
I find it kinda funny that half the time he call her Gail instead of mum. Yes Gail no Gail, nice top Gail, did we bother with knickers Gail? :-D To Gail no nuts everybody!
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“What me or im?”
“DAVID!”
You can hear the laugh in her voice 😂
“wait till I tell mum she’s gonna batter you” and “I’m having a chilli burger I’m not shooting up in the park” killed me, cannot count how many times I rewatched this 😭😂😂
"Upstairs now!"
"What, me or him?"
*"D A V I D"*
LMAOO
💀💀
Brilliant actor Corrie wouldn't be the same without him
marion shovlin I know right
I second that he makes everything 20 times better
It really wouldn’t!
Back in the days when Corrie was still worth watching.
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How has David/ Jack never won best comedian in 22 years?
“It’s sort of modern art, innit? Mad woman in car” lmao
Ye 1:50 I see it
Say goodbye David
“Goodbye David
that 1 introvert 😂
But he said what he had to say
North Yorkshire Moors Railway Fan, true 😂😂
@@subhanrashid7652.
Bad Boy Lol
David is my favourite character from Corrie
Same
Well it’s nice to know that mate
Same
Me too
Same
1:02 this scene had me dead 💀😂
Leah Dooley 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too
Same!!!!
And the 1st one
I'm. Francesca 🐱
OMG I literally laughed so hard at this bit
Gail : if I invite someone over for coffee I don't expect to come back to this
David : Do ya mean coffee as in sex
Gail : UPSTAIRS NOW
David : Who me or him
😂😂😂😂
I am lovely it
1:32 David gets Audrey’s voice spot on 😂
“i see dead people” had me dead 💀😂
But your alive?
same
Love David he gets some great one liners and says what he thinks brilliant
I love Jack P. Shepherd he's such an Amazing actor nobody is better than him he's so gorgeous
*”That’ll Be A Penny Saved For Your Piggy Bank”*
Love David he's been so funny since he was little
Hes a dick.
“ what me or him”
DAVID!
“Where’s he taking ya ? Red light district “
Lol
“What did you get?”
“Where’s he taking ya? Red light district?” AHAHAHA
So talented and sharp witted.I wonder how many times Audrey said oh shut up David over the years.😂❤️
" upstairs now" 😂😂
What me or him
.
•Cookie Animations• was
@@joshuabeattie2374DAVID!
3:52 it’s like watching paint dry 😂😂😂😂
The last one killed me🤣🤣🤣
RIP 🪦
Best one I remember ( that also involved 'Gail', but isn't on here.
David (whilst cutting Steve McDonald's hair.) "' 'Ere at Trim Up North, we cater for all your manly needs."
Gail "Well, obviously not 'all' your manly needs."
David "Right, well, thanks for yer' input, Gail."
Another good one was when Gail was getting ready for her wedding ( not sure who to) and she went 'I wish Mam was here.' and David went 'Well, I'll be gran, if you like.' and did an absolutely spot on Audrey impression!
That was older David the videos of younger david
That was the wedding to Michael
0:01 and I’m already laughing my head off
This is one of the most funny things I have ever seen x 😂😂😂😂
Love David's cheeky face one of Corries best actors,comedy,drama and bad boy plays it all so brilliantly long may he carry on 😍
David’s hair looked like Justin biebers 😂😂
Cole_Roblox it really doesn’t tho
He's the double of Justin bieber
Connor Coates yea it did
Cole_Roblox he looked a bit weird ngl
Hatty Bee he’s my fav
I have always loved David Platt, from his cheeky smile wen he was a kid to the gorgeous smile he has now he is amazing 😍😍😘😘
David's humour is so funny 😂
'dont you think i dont know what day it is'
'whos a clever girl can you count to 10 in french too' lmaoooooo
David “WAIT UNTIL I TELL MUM, SHES GONNA BATTER YOU”
Sarah *awkward silence*
“Wooo rattled your cage love” 😂😂 love him 💗
0:11 my favourite bit
1:10 "me or him?"😂😂😂😂
D A V I D
David was and still is brilliant 😍😍😍
He delivers his lines brilliantly. He and Simon Gregson are my favourite two from Corrie.
I used to like David and Rosie Webster’s friendship when they were kids.
That’s funny af “I’m not takin drugs I was walkin a dog 🐩 not chasin a dragon“🐉 😂😂😂
“Well put it this wea, if this were a film people’ud be fast farwardin’ t’ gud bit. ‘Slike watching’ paint dry”
I love David the reason I started watching the show best Audrey lines shut up David you silly boy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Davids my favourite character 😂
1:01 I’m dead
RIP 🪦
This needs to become an ongoing series 😂😂
1:16 I loved when he used to call him Nessie 😂
😂😂
“You know, Granny Ivy called you a flighty piece in her diary! Do’y think that’s Jericho for slapper?”
A classic young David 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Upstairs now” “who me or him” 🤣🤣🤣omg David🤣🤣🤣
David is a legend 😂👌🏾and I love The Sugababes song playing in the background to ❤️
"Shut up, David!” The Platt family summarized.
The casting for him is brilliant. He is the absolute spitting image of Gale lol
3:28 had me cracking up 😂
“OoOoOoOh who’s rattled your cage luv?” LMAOOO
3:09 David’s face tho 😂
LOOOL
I actually love him. Brilliant character
David platt easily the funniest character Corrie have had
Love Steve's humor too
David Pemberton David is so easily the best
I never thought I'd see David Platt and Humour in the same sentence!
These were brilliant, reminds me so much of myself growing up saying most of this shit around my mother and her friends 😆
Love this. Jack is just a great actor, he is brill. X
1:06 that’s so funny
1:04 and 3:54 and the last one are definitely my favourites 😂 😭
1:32 makes me laugh
David is such a great character and actor
You'll like that won't you Nessie? That'll be a penny saved for your piggy bank 🤣🤣
David: Um, 2 cokes when you're ready Betty love.
Betty: You what?
David: Oh yeah, whatever he's having.
Martin: I'll have a pint if you buying please mate.
Betty: This place is going to the dogs.
She was fantastic, too. God bless her.😢
David: two cokes when ya ready Betty love
Betty: ya what
David: oh! What ever he’s having
Lol I’m dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Betty
The legend that is Betty.
Say goodbye David
Goodbye David
Had me howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best character period and the only reason why I would watch Coronation Street.
best Corrie character of all time !
2:39 take a moment to appreciate that face.
I miss this David, sometimes
1:09 “what me or him?” That killed me😂😂😂
I love my song! Round Round. I feel happy for listening this song for a long time.
Goodbye David. 😂
"Till text do us part" 😂😂😂
Gail: upstairs now!!
David: what me or him😂
There need's to be a stage contest of David and Bowden's Ben just hurling funny insults and one-liners at each other.
David is so much more enjoyable to watch when he was a teenager
I agree
I know! The writers have REALLY watered him down in the last ten years.
It's funny at the end where david said "good bye david" XD
“yeah but only a fiver” 😂😂😂😂
1:53 “it’s sorta modern art innit? Mad. Woman. In. Car”
0:58 Hey that's the Blackfish!! 😃😃😂
Gail:don’t u think I don’t know what day it is
David: who’s a clever girl can u count to 10 in french aswell
David is by far my fave corrie character lol
modern art: mad woman in car
‘Wait till I tell mum she gonna BATTER you!’ Fucking crying
😂😂 ik actually in love with him he has been a great actor and if he left Corrie I wouldn’t watch it lol
Audrey; David, David
David: What!
Audrey: David your sitting on the buttons
David: No I’m not😂😂😂
David is nice friend
2:33 haha WHATS AN OPEN 🥪
Best bit
Gail:"UPSTAIRS NOW"
David:what me or him
😂🤣😭
Upstairs now who me or him lol
1:06 Phil Nail face is like: "Dammit kid, don't ruin my plans".
Thank you for this. Cheered me up.
He's always had nice hair styles
Nah stick ya chips gale , a couple of bags of smack will do 😂😂
Bad boy
0:57 mad me laugh
"2 cokes when your ready Betty love" ahahah
I find it kinda funny that half the time he call her Gail instead of mum. Yes Gail no Gail, nice top Gail, did we bother with knickers Gail? :-D To Gail no nuts everybody!
soundseeker63 Go to the pub Gail
@@corrieplattfan4847 Do they have any olives there? Gail loves olives!
Gotta say he’s my favourite character