I made this video two years ago when my channel was like a month old, I had 25 subs, and thought at most 50 people would see it. Genuinely can’t believe my dumb meme video actually got a million views. On the one hand I’m grateful, it helped my channel a ton, on the other hand I’ve made so many better videos and yet this one gets recommended relentlessly 😂 Either way though, thanks everyone, it’s a dream come true 😊
If I’m not lonely, I would’ve befriended literally everyone instead of making romance. Heck actually, what would happens if you befriend everyone instead making romance in the game ?
was totally expecting the transition for lavenza & the twins to be; "Maybe Sae should throw you in jail" directly into "Actually make that the death penalty"
@@HeavenlyM lemme help you out. Ryuji: You wanted to date Yosuke in Persona 4 and Junpei in Persona 3 portable. You may have also romanced Chie in the past and you missed the “for real” line a little too much. Or you might just be someone who wanted to cheer up his homie as they were alone on valentines day, like any good friend should.
If Ryuji is your waifu, you're into himbos. You were also frothing at the mouth with rage when the characters beat him up instead of hugging him that one time. Best boy.
Honestly, never a woman touched me in a sexual way, but I don't consider anyone as my waifu, I think it's pretty weird, but I still have some favourite characters, most of them are from jjba
@@browhathow1397 Maybe it matches some of your friends, but it doesn't match me, so it can't be true since it doesn't match everyone. Sure it if someone likes a specific character they might have a higher chance of being that way, but it doesn't mean that they are gauranteed to be that way. It's ridiculous thinking. Humans aren't so simple that every single person that likes a character shares one thing in common.
Which Persona 5 had a female MC too like the PSP version of Persona 3. I wanna date Mishima and be best friends with Akechi. And damn it I wish I could romance Sae. I chose Ann for my first playthrough and Makoto for my 2nd, def prefer Makoto more than Ann. And no I was never into instagram models
The fact that the person I know who will die on the futaba hill is the EXACT definition of this description word for word terrifies me. (Both irl girls he’s liked are literal girl versions of him....)
Like heck I want a female version of me to date. I despise myself more than any living thing. I can't date someone that I despise. That would be a horrible relationship. Hail Sithis.
I was hooked on Ann the moment she looked at us under the overhang and also when she broke down at the cafe about kamoshida being a pig. I had that overwhelming desire to help her beat his ass for what he did. Plus, all of her interactions are really sweet in nature. She seems to show the most concern in the original game when you’re arrested at the end.
I guarantee you that Ren was meant to end up with her in Vanilla, though how hard Yoshizawa was pushed throughout Royal may make it harder to guarantee there. Nevertheless, I’m always gonna try and exclusively get with Ann because she’s best girl, bar none
@@madhatter6083 Were you paying attention to the team's banter in Mementos? When Futaba brings up playing MMOs, Ann expresses interest meaning when she talks about gaming in other bits, we know that at home she's on something serious. Considering what her English voice Erika streams beyond what she appears in, that's convinced me Ann's a huge Kingdom Hearts nerd
Ryuji: That's not your boyfriend, that's just your best of best friends. Have fun waking up to a text from him holding up a dog in a pharmacist coat, simply followed by "Dude. Lab-rador retriever."
I'm having the fortune of dating someone like Futaba. She's a caring, needs tons of love and attention, and is also a gamer. And ironically she's not as near identical to myself. She learned to love herself through her own efforts and of course she received some help but it feels nice being a part of her life. I'm actually very proud of our relationship. I'm sorry if I didn't say something funny. I just wanted to share it since I'm happy about this. Felt like it. Loved the video also.
@Guy Ledouche calling others "autistic" because they disagree with you is just so smalldick tbh. Didn't even disrespect nor call out on you so try again and guess who's the real douche here my friend.
@Guy Ledouche uhhh no? I meant it as a whole. Be it you and me or anyone else. Take it as you want though. I'm here just commenting on a random UA-cam meme video something enjoyable and fun about my life and you're just here trying to pick up a fight for whatever reason you think you are morally superior so good luck with that I guess. xD
I chose Makoto because she's relatable and had a lot of care and love put into her writing. She's an independent woman and insists on being equal in the relationship with Joker. And also because I want her to step all over me but that's besides the point.
Same goes for me. She really has a character that is more complex than most of the other ones, plus she has the most adult and reasonable, no bullshit attitude. Also, the choking part got me too.
See, I love Akechi not because he's a good person, but because he's a super interesting character. I know he's unhinged and still assert that the game is better because he's in it
Makoto: "You definitely like being stepped all over in a relationship" "Kaneshiro's Palace is your favorite" "'Beep boop' is your favorite line in the entire game" I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE FUCKING BLITZKRIEG'D
2:15 Akechi already is Jokers main romance, all the other romances are just side-hoes. Literally nobody can deny the amount of sexual tension between Joker and Akechi
That's what I'm saying! Kawakami is a must for the best waifu's list. Right next to Nanako and kanna...? Whoops, wrong list. You saw nothing my fine fellow!
@Emmanuel McPherson Ah yes, my second favorite waifu from Persona 5 (other than Mishima). Speaking of him, the thing with him and Ohya was funny and sad, he just wants a girl.
> me being a Haru fan > You like cute things okay that's pretty true. > You're secretly a sadist and you're probably on the run for murder. Uhhhhhhhhhh (Floof is my favorite. Being a rich girl didn't matter to me.)
Why does everyone think Haru is a sadist just because she likes fighting shadows. It’s not like she’s attacking real people. She even felt bad when her father died, even after everything he’s done to her.
Weak fools, if you aren’t able to accept that the only persona you will ever have is Mishima getting hit in the face by a volleyball, you will never become powerful enough to have an gamer gf!!!!1!!!11!!! In all honesty tho, keep that self-confidence up people, getting spiked in the face hurts like hell. Trust me, I’m a Mishima too
I’m an Ann guy, I don’t even use Instagram. I just like her up beat personality without the constant senpai bomb, if the Kasumi fans are wondering why I prefer Ann over her out of the poppy waifus. (Not hating on sumi, she's great too)
Ann also might be the most chill female in the Persona series that I know of. She actually laughed when Ryuji gawked at her when most females in these games would punch him
Me: Elizabeth is my waifu HeavenlyM: Your a simp Me: Margaret is my waifu HeavenlyM: Your a simp Me: The twins and Levenza are my waifus HeavenlyM: Your- Me: Yes. I know I’m a simp HeavenlyM: -going to jail Me: Wait WHAT?!
@@HeavenlyM True. But you kinda said that I’m into older women and re watch the scene where Margaret kisses you when you’re lonely. Witch I kinda think are what a simp does
I made my sister play Persona since P3P and once she finally got to Persona 5 Royal I unloaded this question... "Who do you relate with most in P5R?" "Uhh... Maybe Futaba or Haru." "Wrong. You're Mishima... We are ALL Mishima. We wish we were in the Phantom Thieves but we're just fans." I practically gave her an existential crisis and she wouldn't stop admitting that I was so right.
Angry Haru just looks cuter in my opinion. I also think that instead of angry red eyes, she should have Shadow yellow eyes, for her inner sadist. If only we met everybody's shadow version at some point, that would've been great.
I know some in the real world that would hate to see there shadow version especially the women remember the shadow self airs out all the skeletons in a person's closet without hesitation all your embarrassing secrets what you truely think of everyone you know all gone public nah.
@@inerlotechnologies4908 Persona 5 Strikers: Allow me to introduce myself, then! Kind of. Akane's Joker is the closest we get to fighting the Shadow of any of the PTs
I've never thought of it before, but Shiho as a Confidant would've been interesting. Maybe have her physical recovery be tied to your progress with her, and have hers and Ann's confidant paths intertwine once a certain point is reached (except Romance, because Harem ending is a pot of water too hot to handle without Sojiro)
Sadly there is a limit how far screenwriterы can go in this type of games. Interwined stories of the Confidants, different kind of relationships with the same Confidant (more options than just friendship/romance), indirect influencing... Like, I've come to Maruki, and every time I was there I'd got +5 sp. How much sp had got Ann, Ruiji, Makoto and Haru? Zero. Won't it be cool if other characters also gain stat bonuses overtime, just to show how they don't spend time doing nothing? And won't it be cool if this sp bonus they got overtime become bigger when you deepened your bond with Maruki, making him more effective in his councelings? Every time I looked at the chair in my room I've got a hp. Ruiji was spending his time running and training. Why this hadn't affected him at all? But all this amazing stuff will bring a combinatorial explosion into the screenwriterы and game designers work, and most player probably won't even notice it. It's better to spend time polishing a main story.
Me thinking to myself who is my persona 5 waifu: you know what let's go for what's sure Akechi is my persona 5 husbando Video: you have daddy issues Me: well you ain't wrong about that
I just chose Haru because it makes sense with the MC, their relationship seems the most serious in the future, they have similar tastes and Haru really has a crush on him. For me Haru is just perfect for the protagonist, I don't know, it's quite canon and easy to choose her. Also, I think Ann is way better than people give her credit for and Makoto is way overrated on the romantic side.
I chose Haru too. But only because I didn't really have a preference and the game seemed to be pushing me in that direction. She was so easy to rank up it just kinda happened.
@@neku2741 yet everytime she gets frightened she clings to joker even the police officer in strikers thought they was a couple when that happened as for haru don't let her drive she's probably the reason Morgana crashed that time in mementos.
@@neku2741 Indeed. Wholesome and sexy Panther Waifu, or boring and straight-laced Student Council president. I'll take the wholesome, fun, sweet and sexy panther Waifu. Also, I really like how Ann's only requirement is level 2 kindness. It shows how she understands Joker from head to toe following the scene where she lets herself cry in front of him and he looks at her with such empathy and understanding, due to his own circumstances. And that's more worthwhile in a relationship IMO. So, yeah, for me, Ann will always be special.
I also prefer Ann cuz it just makes more sense for me,I haven’t played quite far into the game(I’ve finished Kaneshiro’s palace) but from what I can see is that Ann seems more like the kinda girl who’s more of like the spunky and energetic partner to Joker’s smooth and cool headed personality which I love in romances in jpgs cuz the two personalities complement.Sojiro even assumes that maybe she’s Joker’s girlfriend (after Madarame’s Palace).I thought I was the only few who saw that the two seem to have something cuz even at Rank 2 Joker has the choice to say “I love you”,I’d feel guilty to like the pairing cuz parts of the fandom note on Shiho and Ann’s connection but at least I’m not the only one who likes Ann with Joker.
I liked Takemi specifically because I respect intelligence. Nothing hotter than dating a doctor. Very true about Sae!! I really wish that after Rank 10, Kawakami's hair would have been cleaned up a bit as she was no longer taking multiple jobs and basically being drug through a knot hole backwards.
Self care is a habit that needs to be maintained to continue to be a habit she was going through the shit for a long time expecting immediate aesthetic recovery is a bit shortsighted
I liked Hifumi specifically because I respect intelligence. Nothing hotter than outsmarting your enemies. She also teach you how to be smarter. I actually was disappointed how superficial was HeavenlyM's comment about Hifumi while others were spot on.
I wanted Iwai for the same reasons you listed Akechi but knew he was ACTUALLY daddy material rather than highschool detective boy. On top of it he was super protective of you dispite the "hey, I was in the most notorious gang in the country" part.
SAME. So many good male romance options in P5, it’s a shame. But at the rate Atlus is making P5 spin-offs, I fully expect there to be a remake with a femc announced any day now.
Iwai is so much more suitable than Akechi tbh. He's clearly a great guy just with a dark past. The lengths he goes to for his own son as well as the player character makes it hard to deny.
As a Haru fan and Akechi fan, he shouldn’t have killed her dad but he wasn’t any better so I didn’t like him anyways even if he were to change and Haru sympathizes with Akechi at least
As a Haru lover, I resent him for killing Wakaba, a good person, much more than for killing Haru's dad who didn't care about her and would willingly sell her off to be in an abusive marriage.
Pancake Boy literally robbed Haru from his Perfect Scenario shown in P5R. His father had one of the best shoots about improving the world, but Akechi murdered him.
I chose Kasumi, mainly because I firmly believed she is the most canon lover out of the other ones in P5R, but also because I enjoy her personality and story a lot more.
plus both of her hair styles is the best, in my first play tho where what I do is basically canon in my books I was dating kasumi(she got a 2nd name but that's spoilers the ending of the game)
Imma be real witb you chief... i just like red heads. And the glasses with her hair down look definitely does it for me. Her getting flustered from sheer proximity puts a smile on my face
@@ERBanmech Best grill (and that's saying something, competition is FIERCE). She also somehow almost feels like THE canonical romance for Joker, like how Liara feels in ME even though you can technically choose someone else
Takemi is my waifu, and I’ve never actually thought “big tiddy goth GF” once lmao. I just thought “If you were real I’d marry you in a heartbeat” after finishing her confidant.
I just think Kasumi is the sweetest and the prettiest. I always feel attracted to people who care about other feelings. Fun fact is that I didn’t like her in the start, I had preferences on the book girl skull, I don’t remember her name. But, as I saw more about them, it actually became the opposite, I don’t like too much the intelligent girl, and now my favorite is Kasumi for sure.
Kasumi's personality type was analyzed and is supposedly INFJ. They say "opposites attract," and this also applies to relationships. Odds are your personality type is ESTP, or something close to it.
What your fav persona game says about you: Persona 1: bad taste Persona 2: good taste. Absolutely based Persona 3: you've never felt the warmth of a woman Persona 4: you've never felt the warmth of a woman Persona 5: you've never felt the warmth of a woman
Kawakami was close. I actually did dated my teacher, but the thing is: We met on tinder before we knew she was going to be my english course teacher (Needed extra classes for my job to learn specific terminoligy and words), and when we saw each other at the same building about to enter the same classroom, we just looked at each other and tried to process what just happened. We spent the rest of the class texting each other in between the lessons freaking out.
I did not need to be called out about my boy being Akechi. But really, he is my favorite character in the game, mostly because we don't actually know what his reasons were for continuing to kill after he figured out what it did was, other than just... revenge. So you can project whatever you want in there. My favorite is that he was a kid who was taken advantage of and got in way too deep to stop without being next on Shido's sh*t list. Does this excuse his actions? No, but it does mean that he should have gotten the chance to make amends and actually deal with the fact that he was basically a weapon, ATLUS! Love his character, hated how his Arc ended.
I wanted Kasumi to be femc so I could date Ryuji. He's adorable and I love him with all my heart, thanks for listening. (Also, in game, when I got Sae as I confidant and I wanted to date her but was very sad when I couldn't, and yes, everything you said there is correct)
In Sumi's route, once I noticed the trend, I actually actively tried my best not to pick dialogue decisions that made her dependent on or reverent of Joker. I mean, it is great to be a reliable and dependable partner but not to the point of placing yourself on a pedestal while inadvertently discrediting your partner's own growth and achievements. But yeh, I did romance Rise in P4 too so you caught me lol.
We all know the best waifu is morgana because your with him everyday of your life and he cares about your well being by telling you too go to bed making sure you aren't overtired or sick plus he'll keep you away from bad stuff for example when you go to the tobacco store he'll say "a high schooler shouldn't be smoking tobacco" (which I know is hypocritical because for his all out attack finisher pose he smokes a cigar but whatever)
To put it simply, (redacted) was dead for 2 years, which means (culprit) was causing mental shutdowns for two years, which means (boss) was in the (spoiler area) for two years. Morgana was born at the same time, (boss) took over (spoiler area,) so he’s at least two years old.
**Haru** "You want a rich girlfriend to take care of you so you don't have to work" Me: "Heyy! That's not true! I just like her because she's strong, indipendent and nice-" "You like cute shit, but you're also secretly a sadist and you're probably on the run for murder" Me: "Well, no arguments there"
"If you chose Kasumi, you love being worshipped by your partner and you probably chose Rise as your love interest in P4" ...AND!?!? Quit calling me out! lol
The Hifumi one is too accurate in my case. She was the girl next block, instead of next door. By some miracle, I was able to reconnect with her 15 years after my family moved out of that neighbourhood. I only made her life miserable in the 3 years we were in a relationship. Here I am, 12 years later, still unable to get into a new relationship.
I made this video two years ago when my channel was like a month old, I had 25 subs, and thought at most 50 people would see it. Genuinely can’t believe my dumb meme video actually got a million views. On the one hand I’m grateful, it helped my channel a ton, on the other hand I’ve made so many better videos and yet this one gets recommended relentlessly 😂 Either way though, thanks everyone, it’s a dream come true 😊
It’s a great video ;)
Well, it's rage bait. Of course a lot of people are gonna watch it.
@@charlieflight6124 I’m always surprised when there’s comments that take it dead seriously and rage about it lmao, it wasn’t the intention 😅
Cheers mate🥂
brother i just finished persona 5 last night with 125hrs in total. accurate lol
I expected every single one to say "you're lonely"
I could’ve but where’s the fun in that lol
I mean that goes without saying
Well, most of them basically do say that.
@@demi-femme4821 well, you know it at the very inside of you since you buy the game
If I’m not lonely, I would’ve befriended literally everyone instead of making romance. Heck actually, what would happens if you befriend everyone instead making romance in the game ?
akechi: puts a gun to joker’s face
joker: BONDING
I mean, that did happen before ya fight him-
@@chadderbug7587 and in the interrogation room-
I call it foreplay
Hmmm kinky!~♡
@@Sabiyori i-
"You don't actually like Ohya, you just wanted to see Lala-chan more." Truth
Fr I genuinely really liked her. She was so chill and nice, I’d go and work even at hers when I had other stuff to do.
Yeap
Somebody cried seeing Lala chan text them in P5R
1:40 "In your head you hear the same four words every day"
Yeah, "Be my guinea pig".
Ah, a fellow man of culture I see
I thought he was going to say "You should be grateful" lmao
I hear “thicc thighs save lives”
"Take care"
Now this string, THIS is beautiful
“You probably look like this guy”
Shows kenji.😂😂😂🤣🤣
Kenji was the OG teacher lover
I mean, he ain't wrong
I was just glad to know enough persona 3 to find that funny
@@HeavenlyM nah that's Van Halen (RIP Eddie Van Halen)
Shouldve shown macron
was totally expecting the transition for lavenza & the twins to be;
"Maybe Sae should throw you in jail" directly into "Actually make that the death penalty"
Damn that would’ve been good 😂
Worth it
No Ryuji smh (shake my) head
Pi3P damn I knew I was forgetting someone 😢
@@HeavenlyM lemme help you out.
Ryuji: You wanted to date Yosuke in Persona 4 and Junpei in Persona 3 portable. You may have also romanced Chie in the past and you missed the “for real” line a little too much.
Or you might just be someone who wanted to cheer up his homie as they were alone on valentines day, like any good friend should.
@@HeavenlyM it’s funny you say I’d like rise if I like Kasumi cuz I actually despise rise lol but good video tho
Ryuji: You're right
you wish he could say "FUCK!"
If Ryuji is your waifu, you're into himbos. You were also frothing at the mouth with rage when the characters beat him up instead of hugging him that one time. Best boy.
Ok but BUT CAN WE ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT THAT I *SWEAR TO G*--
@@jahimalnar7978 Yeah seriously that scene seriously gave me a fit. APOLOGIZE GIRLS YOU WERE IN THE WRONG AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT.
hehehe, yup!
AND THEY JUST LEFT HIM THERE
I mean, I was mad, and I don't even simp for Ryuji
"You have never been touched by a women before" applies to anyone who considers anyone is your persona waifu.
Not true
Actually true but every waifu from every anime in existence
And also husbandos
Honestly, never a woman touched me in a sexual way, but I don't consider anyone as my waifu, I think it's pretty weird, but I still have some favourite characters, most of them are from jjba
@@motafu1 u are gay
Yeah, seems about right.
I, uh... I like Futaba? And he fucking destroyed me? Well, at least I get the “I didn’t really play the game myself so this doesn’t apply” excuse
Are you for real?! This doesn't seem right at all!
@@GuardianAngelEatos Nope, it’s so correct. If fact, this matches some of my friends.
@@browhathow1397 Maybe it matches some of your friends, but it doesn't match me, so it can't be true since it doesn't match everyone. Sure it if someone likes a specific character they might have a higher chance of being that way, but it doesn't mean that they are gauranteed to be that way. It's ridiculous thinking. Humans aren't so simple that every single person that likes a character shares one thing in common.
@@GuardianAngelEatos bruh its not that deep
"She doesnt remember you"
B-bro st-stop
wait... oh no
I felt personally attacked when you talked about akechi and got absolutely everything about me right
Akechi is a little btich boy. Fight me, I dare you
@@Ajspya a submissive and breedable bitch boy fr
Akechi thinks he's Kira but doesn't realize he's Misa.
Delicious pancakes.
me too tbh
Came here for one true waifu Yusuke, and it didn’t disappoint.
We all know his true waifu is lobsters
@@smoogieoogie man idk why but the scene in P5 when he just came walking on screen with lobster got me laughing so hard lol
The time has come for yusuke simps to rise up.
@@Reusybop all hail Yusuke! The true waifu joker deserves
jokes aside though yusuke is actually my favorite character
We're playing a JRPG with anime waifus we can bond with. We're all lonely by default.
We all have more than 100 hours to just put in this game. Of course we're lonely
@@Ssure2 Hey! That may be true, but that doesn't mean you have to call me out.
especially if ur a dirty may main. relatable.
Which Persona 5 had a female MC too like the PSP version of Persona 3. I wanna date Mishima and be best friends with Akechi. And damn it I wish I could romance Sae. I chose Ann for my first playthrough and Makoto for my 2nd, def prefer Makoto more than Ann. And no I was never into instagram models
@@naylisyazwina6836 Same.
Can we just appreciate the fact Akechi is considered a Waifu
Oh hell yeah!
ofc he is hes so babygirl
@@sigmachr7727 facts!
"You just want a female version of yourself to date" Accurate.
The fact that the person I know who will die on the futaba hill is the EXACT definition of this description word for word terrifies me. (Both irl girls he’s liked are literal girl versions of him....)
if anything, the burn about you being Mishima was so fucking great I sank. That was a good one.
Like heck I want a female version of me to date. I despise myself more than any living thing. I can't date someone that I despise. That would be a horrible relationship.
Hail Sithis.
@@VoidZeroNothing in the case of my friend, they did, infact hate eachother.
Same, lol.
Ryuji's not on the list because then we'd already know who the best Waifu is.
Exactly
There's nothing to make fun of, he's perfect.
YES
Dumb and adorable, that's how I like them. 😊
More like best bro. The true homie who has your back in times of crisis. Waifus are temporary, but a true homie is eternal.
I was hooked on Ann the moment she looked at us under the overhang and also when she broke down at the cafe about kamoshida being a pig. I had that overwhelming desire to help her beat his ass for what he did. Plus, all of her interactions are really sweet in nature. She seems to show the most concern in the original game when you’re arrested at the end.
Ann is lowkey the best in P5. 👍
Agreed
I guarantee you that Ren was meant to end up with her in Vanilla, though how hard Yoshizawa was pushed throughout Royal may make it harder to guarantee there. Nevertheless, I’m always gonna try and exclusively get with Ann because she’s best girl, bar none
Futaba is a Far superior Girl since shes a weeb as well
@@madhatter6083 Were you paying attention to the team's banter in Mementos? When Futaba brings up playing MMOs, Ann expresses interest meaning when she talks about gaming in other bits, we know that at home she's on something serious. Considering what her English voice Erika streams beyond what she appears in, that's convinced me Ann's a huge Kingdom Hearts nerd
Ryuji: That's not your boyfriend, that's just your best of best friends. Have fun waking up to a text from him holding up a dog in a pharmacist coat, simply followed by "Dude. Lab-rador retriever."
It might be just because I'm so tired but I just broke down laughing at this comment!
okay two things
1) no hes definitely my boyfriend ideally
2) god fucking damn it thats so in character and an adorable mental image. thank you
That’s something ryuji would actually do and that’s wonderful
This is why he’s boyfriend material.
you dont even need to like men to love ryuji i swear hes best waifu
I’ve never had a crush on a teacher cause all my teachers were old cranky women not hot anime teachers
people who like Kawakami are the people who had old cranky women as teachers their whole life
@@Ozone946 I feel attacked lol
Yep, the one inaccuracy in an otherwise perfect analysis... Sadly.
@@Ozone946 can see it
See he’s completely right I had one VERY hot teacher and now kawakami brings back good memories of staying late for tutoring
I'm having the fortune of dating someone like Futaba. She's a caring, needs tons of love and attention, and is also a gamer. And ironically she's not as near identical to myself.
She learned to love herself through her own efforts and of course she received some help but it feels nice being a part of her life. I'm actually very proud of our relationship.
I'm sorry if I didn't say something funny. I just wanted to share it since I'm happy about this. Felt like it.
Loved the video also.
@Guy Ledouche it's always morally correct to insult Ryuuji.
Other than that, to each their own. It's ok to be wrong. :)
@Guy Ledouche calling others "autistic" because they disagree with you is just so smalldick tbh. Didn't even disrespect nor call out on you so try again and guess who's the real douche here my friend.
@Guy Ledouche uhhh no? I meant it as a whole. Be it you and me or anyone else. Take it as you want though. I'm here just commenting on a random UA-cam meme video something enjoyable and fun about my life and you're just here trying to pick up a fight for whatever reason you think you are morally superior so good luck with that I guess. xD
@@RichyRitencio Damn what did Ryuji do to you? 💀
@@Brianna58321 he did nothing, but I really dislike the kind of character that he is.
"You just wanna date a female version of yourself"
*Me a female*
So I wanna date myself?
"I'll face myself" got a new meaning
Yeah was questioning that part too xd
He probably wasn't considering the 'women of culture'.
@@biffin1123 i mean if futaba is your waifu and your female, that implies you wouldn't mind dating a female
Holy shit she found a loophole!
I chose Makoto because she's relatable and had a lot of care and love put into her writing. She's an independent woman and insists on being equal in the relationship with Joker.
And also because I want her to step all over me but that's besides the point.
Same goes for me. She really has a character that is more complex than most of the other ones, plus she has the most adult and reasonable, no bullshit attitude.
Also, the choking part got me too.
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie...
Funny
My thoughts exactly
Insert NPC meme here
Yes to all of those reasons,plus she is a badass.
And I would thank her if she hit me with her persona.
See, I love Akechi not because he's a good person, but because he's a super interesting character. I know he's unhinged and still assert that the game is better because he's in it
I lowkwy lost interest in the game after he was gone😂
Sae: "You wanna be pegged"
While being choked.
@@aidanklobuchar1798 while being thrown into jail
I read those three answers and I keep saying yes
Also, we can add bondage to the equation
@@silverstelar I mean, it would be weird not to,since she would near 100% cuff you at least
yes
Makoto:
"You definitely like being stepped all over in a relationship"
"Kaneshiro's Palace is your favorite"
"'Beep boop' is your favorite line in the entire game"
I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE FUCKING BLITZKRIEG'D
Makoto is the robot revolutionary waifu.
I love Makoto but Kaneshiro’s palace makes me want to bang my head against a wall. Even in Royal. The boss was infinitely better than vanilla tho.
Yeah Kaneshiro is my second favorite but Sae's palace is just *perfect* the rest though 100% lol
@@andrewdorsey1237 yeah Sae's Palace is my favorite. In both games
Be the one who steps all over you in the relationship
"in ten minutes you'll thank me for introducing you"
I only lasted 5😩
😂😂😂
Let me clear one thing up. If you chose Haru, you're not secretly a sadist, you're secretly a masochist. Two sadists don't go together.
@• MissPØker hey, I got me there too.
Ayyyeeee this guy gets it.
I mean they can if one just so happens to b a sadomasochist
Sadge but true
@@Distant_Dubstep okay, you’re not *necessarily* secretly a sadist.
"If you like this girl, it means you have never been touched by a woman in your life"
Isn't that true for the whole fanbase?
nope 🗿
Nope I got laid in the first 3 months of Corona
Bruv, I know we’re supposed to be distancing now but like, get some level of physical interaction with people. It’s good for the soul.
Even a lonely hopeless romantic like me has gotten affection from women. It's called hugs, and my mom and sister don't count.
Jeez guys it's a joke. Don't take it so literally.
I'm a straight girl so I didn't expect to be attacked in this video but then came the part about Yusuke 💀💀💀💀
Same, except I'm not a straight girl
Yeah they got my number on that 🤣
"You probably look like this guy"
*proceeds to show an image of Kenji*
I laughed at that harder than I should have. Also yeah pretty much.
Yea
2:15 Akechi already is Jokers main romance, all the other romances are just side-hoes. Literally nobody can deny the amount of sexual tension between Joker and Akechi
Definitely! I'm taking your side on this one.
This but unironically
@@Bongbongo Bro! Your username just gave me ptsd... 😶
but ryugi :(
I see sylvain figured out the secret to interdimensional travel.
He wasn't content being only limited to Fire Emblem girls, he needed to find other dimensions' girls too lol
@@HeavenlyM what next, he'll travel to Elibe?
If he does meet Sain though...(Sain does act the same way Sylvain does.)
Nobody in Persona knows what the crests are so its open season literally all the time for him.
@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 omg so true
inigo too (except hes a bit shy)
Persona 5 was an older women lover's heaven. I mean, Kawakami, Takemi, Sae? I'm WEAK
That's what I'm saying! Kawakami is a must for the best waifu's list. Right next to Nanako and kanna...?
Whoops, wrong list. You saw nothing my fine fellow!
@@MoronBoshi Should I call FBI?
@@MoronBoshi don’t forget oyah
@Emmanuel McPherson Ah yes, my second favorite waifu from Persona 5 (other than Mishima). Speaking of him, the thing with him and Ohya was funny and sad, he just wants a girl.
@@MoronBoshi Do you guys get it? I am implying that I am a pedophile! You may now make laughy.
Expected to have a nice time, then got my ass roasted until nothing was left.
> me being a Haru fan
> You like cute things
okay that's pretty true.
> You're secretly a sadist and you're probably on the run for murder.
Uhhhhhhhhhh
(Floof is my favorite. Being a rich girl didn't matter to me.)
Floof is love, floof is live.
Hail floof.
@@eustaquiokum4617 i agree
All hail the sadist floof queen
The haru facts are so frikin true aside from the money thingie. All hail sadism :V
Why does everyone think Haru is a sadist just because she likes fighting shadows. It’s not like she’s attacking real people. She even felt bad when her father died, even after everything he’s done to her.
Mine is futaba, and lets just say I feel personally attacked
I feel ya, buddy.
Weak fools, if you aren’t able to accept that the only persona you will ever have is Mishima getting hit in the face by a volleyball, you will never become powerful enough to have an gamer gf!!!!1!!!11!!!
In all honesty tho, keep that self-confidence up people, getting spiked in the face hurts like hell. Trust me, I’m a Mishima too
Mine was Makoto. Other than the Beep Boop line, nothing he said was really inaccurate about me.
mine is Futaba too. I'm a gaming nerd. So it only makes I'd want someone with similar interests to me to be my date
Tch, what a weakling.
sometimes a video takes a very simple concept and executes it amazingly, such as this one. Good job. 10/10. I do wanna be choked.
I’m an Ann guy, I don’t even use Instagram. I just like her up beat personality without the constant senpai bomb, if the Kasumi fans are wondering why I prefer Ann over her out of the poppy waifus. (Not hating on sumi, she's great too)
Ann also might be the most chill female in the Persona series that I know of. She actually laughed when Ryuji gawked at her when most females in these games would punch him
@@Blackstar34751 Faxx. She's so laid back yet fun at the same time.
@@L_Giancarlo
She’s also the queen of casual dorkiness, from my experience.
@@goroakechi6126 Yes
Yeah. Ann's bubbly personality is so infectious and charming, and she's very emotionally intelligent
Putting me on to Anna Nystrom makes you the real hero
She’s the cutest Instagram model ever imo
@@HeavenlyMshe’s having a baby and the ride is over, but I wanted to come back and say thank you for the two years of joy I experienced
I love that Akechi is considered a waifu. Missed out on Yusuke though, for he will always have my heart.
Painfully accurate with Makoto
Yep
Same
Ditto.
Completely
Too accurate, it scares me
Me: Elizabeth is my waifu
HeavenlyM: Your a simp
Me: Margaret is my waifu
HeavenlyM: Your a simp
Me: The twins and Levenza are my waifus
HeavenlyM: Your-
Me: Yes. I know I’m a simp
HeavenlyM: -going to jail
Me: Wait WHAT?!
😂😂 but wait a second, I don’t think I said you’re a simp for Margaret 🤔
@@HeavenlyM True. But you kinda said that I’m into older women and re watch the scene where Margaret kisses you when you’re lonely. Witch I kinda think are what a simp does
I made my sister play Persona since P3P and once she finally got to Persona 5 Royal I unloaded this question...
"Who do you relate with most in P5R?"
"Uhh... Maybe Futaba or Haru."
"Wrong. You're Mishima... We are ALL Mishima. We wish we were in the Phantom Thieves but we're just fans."
I practically gave her an existential crisis and she wouldn't stop admitting that I was so right.
Oh,God,now I feel called out with the whole Akechi/Ann parts lol
Called out with the Kasumi and Ann parts.
I got called out with Haru and Futaba
Same dude, they're my favorites
Angry Haru just looks cuter in my opinion. I also think that instead of angry red eyes, she should have Shadow yellow eyes, for her inner sadist.
If only we met everybody's shadow version at some point, that would've been great.
I know some in the real world that would hate to see there shadow version especially the women remember the shadow self airs out all the skeletons in a person's closet without hesitation all your embarrassing secrets what you truely think of everyone you know all gone public nah.
Imagine fighting Shadow Joker. You get dunked on for hours during the fight.
@@inerlotechnologies4908 Persona 5 Strikers: Allow me to introduce myself, then! Kind of. Akane's Joker is the closest we get to fighting the Shadow of any of the PTs
I've never thought of it before, but Shiho as a Confidant would've been interesting. Maybe have her physical recovery be tied to your progress with her, and have hers and Ann's confidant paths intertwine once a certain point is reached (except Romance, because Harem ending is a pot of water too hot to handle without Sojiro)
Sadly there is a limit how far screenwriterы can go in this type of games.
Interwined stories of the Confidants, different kind of relationships with the same Confidant (more options than just friendship/romance), indirect influencing...
Like, I've come to Maruki, and every time I was there I'd got +5 sp. How much sp had got Ann, Ruiji, Makoto and Haru? Zero. Won't it be cool if other characters also gain stat bonuses overtime, just to show how they don't spend time doing nothing? And won't it be cool if this sp bonus they got overtime become bigger when you deepened your bond with Maruki, making him more effective in his councelings?
Every time I looked at the chair in my room I've got a hp. Ruiji was spending his time running and training. Why this hadn't affected him at all?
But all this amazing stuff will bring a combinatorial explosion into the screenwriterы and game designers work, and most player probably won't even notice it. It's better to spend time polishing a main story.
Me thinking to myself who is my persona 5 waifu: you know what let's go for what's sure Akechi is my persona 5 husbando
Video: you have daddy issues
Me: well you ain't wrong about that
Hahaha yes xD
I feel called out
@@goroakechi6128
Get in line.
That's rough buddy.
I just chose Haru because it makes sense with the MC, their relationship seems the most serious in the future, they have similar tastes and Haru really has a crush on him. For me Haru is just perfect for the protagonist, I don't know, it's quite canon and easy to choose her.
Also, I think Ann is way better than people give her credit for and Makoto is way overrated on the romantic side.
I chose Haru too. But only because I didn't really have a preference and the game seemed to be pushing me in that direction. She was so easy to rank up it just kinda happened.
Agreed, Ann is way better than Makoto, Makoto barely likes Joker. Ann just straight up says it.
@@neku2741 yet everytime she gets frightened she clings to joker even the police officer in strikers thought they was a couple when that happened as for haru don't let her drive she's probably the reason Morgana crashed that time in mementos.
@@neku2741 Indeed. Wholesome and sexy Panther Waifu, or boring and straight-laced Student Council president. I'll take the wholesome, fun, sweet and sexy panther Waifu. Also, I really like how Ann's only requirement is level 2 kindness. It shows how she understands Joker from head to toe following the scene where she lets herself cry in front of him and he looks at her with such empathy and understanding, due to his own circumstances. And that's more worthwhile in a relationship IMO. So, yeah, for me, Ann will always be special.
I also prefer Ann cuz it just makes more sense for me,I haven’t played quite far into the game(I’ve finished Kaneshiro’s palace) but from what I can see is that Ann seems more like the kinda girl who’s more of like the spunky and energetic partner to Joker’s smooth and cool headed personality which I love in romances in jpgs cuz the two personalities complement.Sojiro even assumes that maybe she’s Joker’s girlfriend (after Madarame’s Palace).I thought I was the only few who saw that the two seem to have something cuz even at Rank 2 Joker has the choice to say “I love you”,I’d feel guilty to like the pairing cuz parts of the fandom note on Shiho and Ann’s connection but at least I’m not the only one who likes Ann with Joker.
I liked Takemi specifically because I respect intelligence. Nothing hotter than dating a doctor.
Very true about Sae!!
I really wish that after Rank 10, Kawakami's hair would have been cleaned up a bit as she was no longer taking multiple jobs and basically being drug through a knot hole backwards.
Self care is a habit that needs to be maintained to continue to be a habit she was going through the shit for a long time expecting immediate aesthetic recovery is a bit shortsighted
I liked Hifumi specifically because I respect intelligence. Nothing hotter than outsmarting your enemies. She also teach you how to be smarter.
I actually was disappointed how superficial was HeavenlyM's comment about Hifumi while others were spot on.
"Im dating a big titty goth mommy"🤓
"Im dating a doctor"😎
The Hifumi one felt like i got slapped in the nuts
I wanted Iwai for the same reasons you listed Akechi but knew he was ACTUALLY daddy material rather than highschool detective boy. On top of it he was super protective of you dispite the "hey, I was in the most notorious gang in the country" part.
THIS!!! I wanted Iwai so bad lmao. Iwai and Takemi were my faves
SAME. So many good male romance options in P5, it’s a shame. But at the rate Atlus is making P5 spin-offs, I fully expect there to be a remake with a femc announced any day now.
Iwai is so much more suitable than Akechi tbh. He's clearly a great guy just with a dark past. The lengths he goes to for his own son as well as the player character makes it hard to deny.
Makoto isn't even that domineering honestly but still laughed
Exactly, Sae seems much more like that.
i just love her biker outfit TBH.
Makoto honestly seems less like she'd step on or choke you, but would 1000% throw down eith anyone who dares disrespect you.
Makoto seems like a wholesome and caring girl, but once she gets mad, then she's the guy in the relationship, her character kinda gives me that vibe
@@GeraltofRivia22 Sae would probably become serious and start torturing you
You forgot the part that most Haru lovers wanna Kill Akechi.
I like Haru, but I don't wanna kill Akechi. Does that make me the not most Haru lovers?
As a Haru fan and Akechi fan, he shouldn’t have killed her dad but he wasn’t any better so I didn’t like him anyways even if he were to change and Haru sympathizes with Akechi at least
As a Haru lover, I resent him for killing Wakaba, a good person, much more than for killing Haru's dad who didn't care about her and would willingly sell her off to be in an abusive marriage.
Pancake Boy literally robbed Haru from his Perfect Scenario shown in P5R. His father had one of the best shoots about improving the world, but Akechi murdered him.
Waifu or not, Kunikazu was morally bankrupt. So am I, but garbage dragging down garbage is okay.
At least by American standards.
I chose Kasumi, mainly because I firmly believed she is the most canon lover out of the other ones in P5R, but also because I enjoy her personality and story a lot more.
plus both of her hair styles is the best, in my first play tho where what I do is basically canon in my books I was dating kasumi(she got a 2nd name but that's spoilers the ending of the game)
Actually, the platonic ending is the most canon as seen in the sequel spin-offs. I can see why you have that opinion though.
Where is Ryuji though.
My disappointment is inmeasurable, my day is ruined.
All jokes aside though i enjoy this video
Thank you for including some of the guys lol. Akechi best waifu, but I'll never claim me didn't do anything wrong
So you like mid-high functioning Psychopaths....
@@MayHugger Or for that matter, people who are too married to the job
@@kichiroumitsurugi4363 Ugh, that’s way worse.
1:57 Sae was actually meant to BE a romancable confidant, theres unused voice lines for her in the game files.
"You just want a female version of yourself to date"
Now that you mention..
*G R E A T I D E A*
Can I go to a another universe with you??
Just make a female clone like in the Ultimate Spider-Man comics
i mean if someone is gay they can just suck their own fourth letter of the alphabet
Egg
Egg
Yep definitely checks out. Also please do a P4 ver!
Will do! :)
Imma be real witb you chief... i just like red heads. And the glasses with her hair down look definitely does it for me. Her getting flustered from sheer proximity puts a smile on my face
"You probably look exactly like this guy"
*Looks exactly like this guy*
FeelsBadMan
I just like Ann because, she was nice plus it's cute when Joker gets her flustered.
I like Ann, Makoto, and Sumire
Yeah I went Ann. She is just really kind and even is the type to heavily desire long term involved commitment.
@@ERBanmech Best grill (and that's saying something, competition is FIERCE). She also somehow almost feels like THE canonical romance for Joker, like how Liara feels in ME even though you can technically choose someone else
Literally almost every girl is like that
@@callmepsycho3132 she’s the only one before royal that said she loved akira and the only one that kissed him so tcxtvubucctsx
When Sylvain popped up when it was Ann’s turn, I audibly laughed out loud! In all actuality, Sylvain is the real waifu
Inb4 Joe Brogie(Sylvain's EN VA) gets in Persona 6 cast.
It would be cool if he did get in the Persona cast!
I just realized that Sylvain popped up at 0:35 as well. Poor guy 😔😂
@jayhoggarth6385Yusuke is just the poor version of Lorenz
~chooses Futaba for romance route~
"You just want a female version of yourself to date."
~looks at my life~
Crud.
Pain....
Too accurate
The accuracy of Yusuke... it hurts so much.
Yes, I wanted to date him so Bad. Like he's just adorable!
But I just wanted to date him as the regular male MC. But still date Haru even if she murders me for my infidelity in our 2-month-old relationship.
I mean, he's basically Akihiko if he was an artist.
Bro called me single virgin loser in every persona 5 language
finally someone recognizes my feelings for Yusuke perfectly
Takemi is my waifu, and I’ve never actually thought “big tiddy goth GF” once lmao. I just thought “If you were real I’d marry you in a heartbeat” after finishing her confidant.
I just think Kasumi is the sweetest and the prettiest. I always feel attracted to people who care about other feelings. Fun fact is that I didn’t like her in the start, I had preferences on the book girl skull, I don’t remember her name. But, as I saw more about them, it actually became the opposite, I don’t like too much the intelligent girl, and now my favorite is Kasumi for sure.
Kasumi's personality type was analyzed and is supposedly INFJ. They say "opposites attract," and this also applies to relationships. Odds are your personality type is ESTP, or something close to it.
What your fav persona game says about you:
Persona 1: bad taste
Persona 2: good taste. Absolutely based
Persona 3: you've never felt the warmth of a woman
Persona 4: you've never felt the warmth of a woman
Persona 5: you've never felt the warmth of a woman
Very good comment
Which persona 2, and do Portable, Golden, and Royal count as the same game or a stand alone thing?
You can’t ever win with any opinion in the Persona fandom
Strikers: what about me
@@Omelander
You’ve- uh…
Actually, good taste.
The Yusuke called me out so hard
I'm not even gonna deny it I'm just a cringy weeb bruh
We just wanna date art boy 💔
He’s best boy for a reason and I would pay copious amounts of money just to hear him confess his love
@@pakacha8999 I see where your channel name and profile came from.
@@plushytv5295 SOBS
Love this, recently completed royal and looking forward to seeing future content as a reminder of this beautiful game
Kawakami was close. I actually did dated my teacher, but the thing is: We met on tinder before we knew she was going to be my english course teacher (Needed extra classes for my job to learn specific terminoligy and words), and when we saw each other at the same building about to enter the same classroom, we just looked at each other and tried to process what just happened. We spent the rest of the class texting each other in between the lessons freaking out.
Well that sure sounds like a difficult situation
@@MacinteuchPlus preposterous!
*cue Domestic Girlfriend OP*
Awkward.
So how's it going now?
Best part about Takemi is getting the half off discount in merciless mode.
The aketchi and Yuskuke ones 100% called me out
2:21 correction, daddy AND mommy issues
My waifu is Sojiro’s curry because that must taste amazing
My waifu is Sojiro.
I did not need to be called out about my boy being Akechi. But really, he is my favorite character in the game, mostly because we don't actually know what his reasons were for continuing to kill after he figured out what it did was, other than just... revenge. So you can project whatever you want in there. My favorite is that he was a kid who was taken advantage of and got in way too deep to stop without being next on Shido's sh*t list. Does this excuse his actions? No, but it does mean that he should have gotten the chance to make amends and actually deal with the fact that he was basically a weapon, ATLUS! Love his character, hated how his Arc ended.
1:22 being called out is not my favorite activity
I wanted Kasumi to be femc so I could date Ryuji. He's adorable and I love him with all my heart, thanks for listening.
(Also, in game, when I got Sae as I confidant and I wanted to date her but was very sad when I couldn't, and yes, everything you said there is correct)
Omg yes, Ryuji is Baby. I just want to hug him and never let go
@@goroakechi6128 the bestest boy
@@chalkish4855 yes, like if I could I would just Date the guys, like Mishima,Ryuji, Yusuke
@@goroakechi6128 Honestly not a Mishima fan, but I definitely agree on the other two
@@chalkish4855 the boys all deserve Love
What if my waifus are Maruki and Sojiro? I already manipulate people and cook curry
this caught me so off guard 😂😂
In Sumi's route, once I noticed the trend, I actually actively tried my best not to pick dialogue decisions that made her dependent on or reverent of Joker. I mean, it is great to be a reliable and dependable partner but not to the point of placing yourself on a pedestal while inadvertently discrediting your partner's own growth and achievements.
But yeh, I did romance Rise in P4 too so you caught me lol.
Hmm, my choices go Mitsuru, Rise, Ann.
Sees this video
Watches part with makoto
“You wanna be stepped on”
I mean, I wouldn’t say I’m into that, but I wouldn’t say I’m not
Same
Akechi being on this list was necessary but hilarious 😂
We all know the best waifu is morgana because your with him everyday of your life and he cares about your well being by telling you too go to bed making sure you aren't overtired or sick plus he'll keep you away from bad stuff for example when you go to the tobacco store he'll say "a high schooler shouldn't be smoking tobacco" (which I know is hypocritical because for his all out attack finisher pose he smokes a cigar but whatever)
True, but Morgana's some supernatural cat...thing, so who's to say what his age really is anyway?
@@littenfire3563 Same with Lavenza ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I know he’s at least two years old, because of spoiler reasons.
To put it simply, (redacted) was dead for 2 years, which means (culprit) was causing mental shutdowns for two years, which means (boss) was in the (spoiler area) for two years. Morgana was born at the same time, (boss) took over (spoiler area,) so he’s at least two years old.
@@Kaisona2017 bruh
"You want to be worshipped by your partner and you probably dated Rise in persona 4"
Me: *sweats nervously* Oh god how does he know
What does Akechi and his simps have in common?
*Daddy issues*
Not gonna lie, you were right on the money with Yusuke
**Haru**
"You want a rich girlfriend to take care of you so you don't have to work"
Me: "Heyy! That's not true! I just like her because she's strong, indipendent and nice-"
"You like cute shit, but you're also secretly a sadist and you're probably on the run for murder"
Me: "Well, no arguments there"
Hold the duck up?
I don't know how this man read me so damn hard. I swear he's spying on me or something
But with that said, Haru Supremacy. *Or else*.
The Persona fandom is the child the Atlus pretends it doesn't have to save itself from the disgust and embarrassment
“You probably dated Rise in persona 4”
Critical damage in the first 5 seconds. Impressive.
"If you chose Kasumi, you love being worshipped by your partner and you probably chose Rise as your love interest in P4"
...AND!?!? Quit calling me out! lol
u were spot on about akechi EXCEPT for the fact that i’m writing 5 page articles criticizing instead of defending him against it
The Hifumi one is too accurate in my case. She was the girl next block, instead of next door. By some miracle, I was able to reconnect with her 15 years after my family moved out of that neighbourhood. I only made her life miserable in the 3 years we were in a relationship. Here I am, 12 years later, still unable to get into a new relationship.
"You definitely like being stepped all over in a relationship and are probably into being choked."
**chuckles** I'm in danger.
This was great. Nailed me pretty hard with the whole Kasumi-Rise thing.
Best girl is Haru: Gimme dat pure rich young beautiful sugar mama!
0:36 why you have to call me out on that stuff >:(