Clever And Funny Signs
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- Clever And Funny Signs
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Those are all pretty good, but the "Baby-Changing Station" one got me. Very nice.😆😁👍
I wonder how many “Wet Floor” signs the aquarium loses per year?
That one about Sweet Caroline was funny. I can visualize a parody of the song with those lyrics.
Fencing 🤺 is the best COVID sport, so damn true!! I love that one!!!
I know right... My brother and I laugh out loud😂🤣😂🤣
You even get a Buzzer is you get too close!
I've seen quite a few of these sign compilations from various channels, but I have never seen a video where every sign made me laugh out loud!
Thank you for this!
Corn maze missed chance to call it a maize maze.
I love the "Whatever" sign, with the alien, warrior, cross gender person and conjoined twins on it!
Many years ago I worked across the road from the Roman fort in Manchester. In the summer the city hired students as tour guides and dressed them as Roman soldiers. At lunch time in the nearby chip shop it was regular guy, regular guy, Roman soldier, regular guy.
It's not conjoined twins, it's to symbolize someone other than the binary genders.
@@rowanzephyr The icon that (appears to be) one body with two heads IS conjoined twins!
@@catgirl7765 Either that or Zaphod Beeblebrox, according to your readings ;-)
Same! I’ve seen a couple similar signs in my time. Always gives me hope for humanity.
Not much hope, though. Not that naive.
The last one is freaking accurate and creative
This is on e of the best funny sign collections ever! 👍👍
One of the car mechanics near me does “Pumpkin Spice Oil Changes” every fall.
Tuffy’s on the corner of Southport and Diversey?
“Satisfaction guaranteed or your leak back.” 🤣
So that campus has gone 94 years without a grizzly bear attack. Good for them.
Sadly, that sign has currently changed to 1 day
Two things about the corn maze. First, as with all mazes, they are so easy to find your way out of that I don't understand why anyone would ever get lost in one and two, it's corn, just pick a direction and walk in a strait line until you run out of corn. Nobody is going to arrest you for trampling the corn.
You get a like for the CHONK chart, it's my favourite.
1:22. That's one old school. Equates to 94 years.
Hi, I like your clever compilation.
However,I can't see clearly, the maize sign. I've seen it on your compilation a few times. Trying to read it, neither pause nor zoom makes it clearer.
I'd like to see it.
Can you cc or transcribe?
Thanks
Transcribed:
Attention! If you become lost or confused in the corn maze, stay calm! Don't panic, help is on its way. Every Thursday morning we send a rescue team into the maze to bring out everyone left from the previous weekend. They are highly trained and can usually locate over two-thirds of those left behind.
@@MsSteelphoenix Thanks for sharing this!
Fun fact, those cows with the belt-like stripe are actually an endangered breed of heirloom cattle!
Yep. Popular in eastern Ohio.
Belted Galloways, lovely placid cattle originally from the Scottish Borders region, they produce superb meat and are regaining popularity.
Beef - it's what's for dinner.
My favorite, leaving your mask in the car!! Yup!! Tends to tic me off too!!❤😁🇺🇸🕊🙏
Along the lines of 'Private Sign - Do Not Read' @7:05, I once saw a cluster of signs with one of them saying 'Sign No Longer In Use'. That is the fricking topper man.
"Measure twic
cut once"
Now that is hilarious and pretty clever!!!
2:20 My favorite podcast, Skeptics Guide to the Universe, had a guy on there named Perry who, commenting on Rebecca Watson's vegan diet said, "the extra years you might live are directly proportional to the horror of your life." Rebecca, being the good sport that she is, laughed heartily. Sadly, Perry died all too young, from an inherited disease, but we will always remember his wit and wisdom.
Oh Primus! First time I've seen a Burger King roast actually GOOD!
“Do not enter the pool if you are ill with diarrhea”
There’s a story here and I don’t want to know
Some of these signs are so small u can't read them
no.... they're so small YOU can't read them
That is a great site. Very clever. Well done thanks for sharing
I looove Belted Galloway cows, but you don't see them often.
Yeah, they're an endangered breed unfortunately...
To the one about walking back to your car because you forgot your mask: Suck it up! 🤣🤣🤣 Laying in the ICU struggling to breathe would be worse!
Laying what? An egg? Or did you perhaps mean lying?
Great to see there still exists some creativity & imagination in action. Thank you.
The Tree Share one gets my vote. Excellent selection in all
Thank you for making my day! ^_^
7:44 so how many yawned when you read this sign....lol. I almost did and caught myself.
Those were great thanks!
Enjoyed this video.
4:50 can't help but to sing the lines! 😂😁
It's a rooster on the sign (sorry).
That joke has been around since the 70's.
Your music of choice goes everytime a little more awkward than before. Nothing wrong with that, it adds an extra to your compilations...
That was music?
wtf? i demand my driver carry a minimum of 13 cabbages
I like the sign with the three different prices for coffee depending on how you ask for it. I also wonder whether anyone who didn't want to wear a mask has taken off all their clothes to enter the establishment. That would be a definite violation of the "no shoes, no shirt, no service" rule that exists at a lot of stores. :)
not sure ur aware but.......................................................................................................................................
that was a joke.................................................................................................................................
@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 So was my comment.
If your a two headed gladiator in a wheel chair. Hahahahahhaa
you're
I was almost done with part 2 when I realized poster had comments that I wasn't seeing on my cell phone screen.
I get the rest of the items in the taxi cab, but I am wondering about the 11 cabbages, specifically?
bc 12 would be just too many
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I wanna know why the cabby is carrying 11 cabbages.
Because 10 weren't enough.
Russian cabbie
@@jeffcarroll6553, or Polish, Czech, Slovak, Ukrainian (before the jerk attacked), Germany. The Polish have Bigos (love that stew), and the Germans have Sauerkraut. I can’t remember the name if the Hungarian dish.
Great video!
questions $5, requiring answers - $10, dumb looks are still free. Seen at a church fete in rapid City, SD.
Very funny
I don't want to think about what prompted that sign at the pool about having diarrhea.
Probably one too many parents who also bring their diapered babies to the hotel pool as well.
That is a universal rule for pools all over North America... perhaps other places as well, but I don't know. This business just had to actually post it because they got tired of shutting down and treating their pool after accidents.
"formed stool" accidents are much easier to treat than "loose stool" accidents. It is extremely fucking infuriating that we have to treat them at all.
Sadly I didn't get a pic, but a dog groomer in my town once had a sign reading "Our groomers are the best! We shih t'zu not!"
3:15 Guuurrrrllll...the shade, the shade....ofitall
The supposedly "Two-Headed" figure is conjoined twins, and no one can convince me otherwise!
And conjoined twins are not two-headed people, they are twins who share a body!
6:52: Are they sure they want to run that risk? I may be willing to accommodate them, but not how they're hoping.
5:30. That's out of Terminator Genisys.
The one at 5:23 always gets me!
Sure would be nice if they were big enough to read!
all of them were
Hahhahahahah the music 🤣🤣🤣🤣
reason why the dinos never got the shot cuz all of them got it at once with a super shot that can kill you. Unless you are hiding underground
The "shot" that got the dinosaurs wasn't an option...but we have one.
don't quit your day job
What did the corn maze sign say?
It said "if you can't read this, buy a computer to watch YT videos"
7:46 Who yawned when they read this?
A number of the signs were turned sideways or too small to read
none of them were
If you don't bother to zoom in on the sign, there's no sense posting it.
Covid be like: 2 bros standing 6 feet apart cus theyre not gay
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3:17 ... because clowns are not known for executing their underlings on whim?
The first sign got me to click like….
8:06 Those are belted Galway cows if anyone is interested.
They all taste the same to me.
we're not
Why music is so serious? 😳
But I already saw all these.
Weird. The only one I've seen before is the Little League one.
Every sigh have it's own story I want to know the 1:08
5:50 is fake, it’s an obvious plant sign. They’re a person/company/organization (not sure honestly) that makes funny fake toys, games, signs, etc.
Animals do suffer tho, not something to joke about.
they are too fast and too small
use ur eyes
I agreewith the bathroom sign. Who cares gender just wash hands. As an hotel employee who uses the public restroom, I would hear alot of folks come use the restroom but never wash their hands....
As a guy that uses public restrooms I can tell you maybe 50% wash their hands. And that includes the ones using the stalls. Think about that next time you shake someone's hand or eat at a restaurant.
@@riverraisin1 Generally your private areas are cleaner than your hands. You should always wash your hands first.
Would enjoy 'em if I could read 'em.... PRINT IS TOO SMALL
Get a screen that doesn’t fit in your back pocket!
@@samiam619 bahaha
nope
Is there also a not funny humor channel?
Five minutes is about all I can take. Many flash by too fast requiring pause to read them. Nearly all are not that funny.
Lol at "Horneytown Road" with the GPS tracking :-D
But I would NEVER EVER buy a coffee or anything else at the coffee shop with the rude sign!
Same with the Meat store sign. There are better ways to be anti-vegan without coming across like an all-around jerk.
The one about the coffee is just saying that if you are more polite the less you will pay.
And @Vidchemy... They were being nice. They said that vegans live 15 years longer. 😂
Having been present at a 'Karen' throwing a fit in a coffee shop by throwing the hot beverage at the employee, and seeing the police she didn't notice arresting her afterwards, I believe the sign was a fair warning. 🤔
they dont want u there anyways
The Corn Maze sign would have been so much better had it been a Maize Maze sign.
Alright. That's my limit. 3 signs I couldn't read. Down.
When a "smart phone" is not the smartest thing to use to watch things on. We have things called "TV's" for that idea, and the screens are much bigger for some strange reason.
Cry me a river. 😭
Consider using a larger device when you want to watch "Sign" videos in the future.
Phones are great, but not great at everything.
When your smart phone is the smartest thing in your house, including the people, its time to reevaluate your life.
"Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4 year old in a batman T shirt"
Until recently, America was led by a man who lived according to that wisdom. It was surprisingly enjoyable.
I did NOT find the last year of his leadership enjoyable, and can't wait for Pence to hopefully kick his ass in the next primary!
I'll take Pence over Trump or Biden in a heartbeat!
@@ku8721 Not that I'd ever vote for Pence (I'm the wrong color and sex) but I find it difficult to respect a man who believed his President didn't encourage people to kill him for finally doing his damn job correctly.
@@pamelacass9642 Pence may say that publicly, but I think their relationship has soured, much more than the media make it appear. And either way Pence was a man who not only stood up to his nutcase of a boss and his own party, but a murderous group of people to do the right thing and uphold his oath to our constitution!
Now it's lead by a man with with the mentality of a 6 month old
Which would be entertaining if most people weren't too busy struggling to buy gas, food and pay bills...
*THE COMMENTS BELOW ARE VERY IRRITATING*
So are the ones above.
You fit right in
#60 comment.... Yeah that's all I got.
Well I think you're cool af
what is the teenager/parents sign supposed to mean? While you still know everything...I don't even get it
and also, for a lot of us, who loves our parents despite what they did, "move out" is an incredibly cold and not empathetic phrase to throw out. like shut up.
It references that teens often believe they know everything or at least better, than their parents.
@@matthewsmith2979 Unfortunately sometimes that is the case. Speaking as someone who was abused by her parents. But I get what you mean.
Most of these weren't clever, funny, or even interesting... I can't be the only one.
They made ME laugh. I can't be the only one.
You're complaining about something not being clever or interesting with a name like THAT?
@@johnd5398 He just goes bob bobbing along
Not a fan of the woke covid signs
Better than the dead covid signs. Gasp, gasp, silence.
Please do some independent research and look up what “woke” means in the new vernacular. It isn’t an insult except to people without critical thinking skills.