Superman VS The Imposter
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- Опубліковано 19 кві 2024
- Lois Lane has to make a choice, only one of these two men are her Superman, the other an imposter! Will she choose correctly? No! You knew that going in!
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I like how Superman is so used to his enemies having convenient bullshit that can hurt him he just assumes the gun is loaded with kryptonite bullets
I mean with how wacko Lex’s schemes are and the one guy where you can only banish by making him say his name backwards or something, everything goes at this point
Kryptonite isn't that rare though.
Well kryptonite is apparently everywhere.
"It’s a rare stone Clark"
There used to just be green kryptonite but now there's kryptonite in all sorts of colours. There's the red one, there's the yellow one.
“What? You thought I had Kryptonite? How?
“Lois, this is Metropolis, okay, EVERYONE has Kryptonite. Super villains, gangsters, street muggers, like I-I’m pretty sure Lexcorp started giving them out as prizes in cereal boxes, okay? It is NOT a rare element by any means.”
Batman: A purse snatcher I caught the other day had like 5 of them.
This comment reminds me of Undead Humor's Justice League Abridged videos.
Lex once used Kryptonite as spoon for his cereal in there.
Isn't kryptonite a deadly radioactive material in some canon? That's not good.
Holy shit you even added a stammer, that is attention to detail.
To be fair, Kryptonite is just pieces of a planet much bigger than the Earth, it makes sense for it to be abundant
I love the fact that Superman is so used to everyone having Kryptonite that he legit thinks LOIS carries a gun with that as bullets with her
I mean why the heck whould she pull a gun on Supes if she didn't have Kryptonite bullets? She knows how durable he is. I would think she had them too rather than think she's a dumbass. lol
@@RaxusXeronos Hm. Worst prank ever?
Lois probably has a backup kryptonite gun incase superman gets hit by the rare mysoginy kryptonite that makes you want to beat up your wife or some shit
Weellll we got your buck shot, usually good for bigger animals, and of course we carry duck shot for smaller gain, oh and over here we have Kryptonite bullets. Actually we got a special deal on them, turns out I bought these when Kryptonite was rare and uh… Yeah, I lost a lotta money on just a case, can you buy a few off of me? Please?
Let’s be fair,
Lex sold each Kryptonite bullet for $0.99 each on eBay to piss off Superman
"Me don't know who the real Superman is"
So he did know?
Exactly
he knows who the fake one is, so by proxy yes, he does know who the real one is
yes he did, but I thinks he's making fun of Louis since she also knew who the real Superman is.
@quixote_7 Louis💔
@@Bol_Sadguy. She is scummy, The Superman deserves a lot better
The best part about this is that Bizarro has been actively trying to insult her, but she doesn't understand he means the opposite of his "compliments"
Proof that woman hear what they want to hear.
And when she poses a question that can't be flipped he defaults to just throwing it back and IT WORKS
@@polreamonn Ah yes the fictional parody cartoon about a flying alien superhero is proof that women are trash. Bruh you're reaching so hard for a reason to be misogynist that you're practically Mr. Fantastic.
@@polreamonnmy brother in christ this is a skit
@@GordonF1Hey, it's just proof that incels hear what they wanna hear.
Superman:"Oh no a gun..."
"Oh no. Anyways..."
Lois: "Before you die, do you have any last words?"
".If Only i Was faster than a speeding Bullet."
@@DERPINATOR9999Superman: "...Lana was better in bed!"
a gun loaded with kryptonite
"What should I do, Charlie Sheen" is now something I shall ask myself when caught in a tight situation.
The answer is always bi-winning
@@sdgdhpmbp You borrow my brain for 5 seconds and just be like ‘dude can’t handle it unplug this bastard’ yeah because it just it fires in a way that’s just is um I don’t know maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm
'Songify This: Winning' contains all the answers to life.
"WWCSD"
"What would C.S. Lewis Do?"
"Sure. Let's go with THAT"😄
Win here, win there, win win everywhere
Despite who the real superman is, Bizarro will always be the better husband.
"Bizzaro loves wife."
Bizarro doesnt beat wife
Ah
How does not knowing what language Lois took in her third year of university make him a bad husband?
@@MattNotFat that's why you're not married
A close friend of Superman not understanding Bizarro’s Opposite-Speak? I’m getting a major sense of déjà vu.
Imagine if the video included Lois Lane trying to make Bizarro a honorary Jimmy Olsen.
Friend?
@@abdullahalmansoori4489 Batman & Superman weren’t lovers in that previous Bizarro encounter.
Hi
She knew the entire time. All she wanted was he fiancee to know anything about her. Now I'm more concerned about bizzaro. If he is supposed to be the opposite of Superman, Why does he have the invincibility, speed and the ability to fly, but has ice Lazer beams and fire breath? He should be made of tissue paper, sloth speed and can't even walk
Lois just wanted an excuse to shoot Superman.
Superman´s " I should´ve died on Krypton" is the depressed version of Omni-man´s "you should've died at birth"
1:32 "what should I do Charlie Sheen" him having Charlie as something like a spiritual animal actually explains a lot
I don’t know what’s more absurd, the fact that Bizarro uses Charlie Sheen’s advice as part of his moral compass or the fact that Superman’s so used to his enemies having kryptonite that he assumed Lois had some on hand
The Charlie Sheen one, you expect Bizarro world to know Charlie Sheen?
@@BeyondDaX
Charlie Sheen is probably a universal constant
Why else would she threaten to shoot him?
@@potsdam28To fuck with him. She was clearly upset about him flying away to avoid her parents or forgetting shit.
@@t.dmattocks6119To be fair her father is a massive jerk. Not excusing superman’s actions just saying.
Batman in the far back: "Hehehe. I like where this is going."
And then the bullet pings off Superman and hits Bruce right in the mouf
Reminds me of the time Bruce totally stole Lois from Clark. SNAP!
Robin: Holy Matrimony Batman! Lets get over there and help Superman.
Batman: Not this time chum. Batman does not get involved in domestic disputes.
@Chris_Sizemore He does occasionally, but it typically involves a stun grenade: gas or pyrotechnical.
Lois fishing for compliments from someone who says the opposite of what they mean is hilarious 😂😂😂
Batman: I secretly switched out the regular bullets in Lois' gun for bullets made of pink kryptonite. This prank is gonna be crazy.
💀💀💀
I love the idea of Charlie Sheen being inside Bizarro's head. Explains a lot about why he does what he does.
So wait, does that mean Superman has Emilio Estevez in his head?
“What? You thought I had Kryptonite? How?”
Lois.
A movie director once brought an actual Kryptonite on set because he wanted it to be in the movie.
For authenticity.
Was it Zack Snyder?
Cheaper than fake kryptonite too 🤣
And superman tried to borrow batman's pirate boat...
kryptonite isn't a real substance
@@douglasmarshall6949 neither is lois Lane Watson.
He is talking about an event that happened inside a comic book.
Lois points a gun at two guys who are bullet-proof?!
I mean: Bizarro is complete opposite of Sups, so he may be vincible?
The girl's an idiot sometimes. 😓
@@AgentWolnyTyl3k
I think Bizarro is... [TITLE CARD]
@@AgentWolnyTyl3kheh, I guess he’s not… INVINCIBLE
@@AgentWolnyTyl3k Evil Jim: oh don’t be so literal-minded!
(Earthworm Jim cartoon)
"I should have just died on Krypton." The inevitable sentiment of every alien after enough time living with humans.
Except for Lobo I think, but that's not a good statement on us.
Bizarro: Why your wife can tell diferentes not between us?
Superman: She's blind.
Bizarro: Oh... This is goo-
Super: She has the script blindness.
Bizarro: Bizarro understand.
Superman: Neither do I.
Bizzaro: superman not want help to mess with batman.
Superman: yes bizzaro I would love that.
@@Enkide Bizzaro's translation: Superman want help to mess with Batman?
Superman from Bizzaros view: No Bizarro, I would hate that.
Is this correct?
@@Funtime_Fz I don't know lore of super man well, but as I understand, Bizarro speak backwards, but understand everything non backward.
(For example: Bizarro: I hate cats
Superman: Me too.
It will as "Bizarro likes cats.
Super man likes them too."
Again, I could be wrong.
HA!😂
"Bizarro understand"
"Neither do I"
Also, it's pretty funny how Bizarro started up just having a backwards S and a white crystalline face. It wasn't until the '90s that he looked more distinct with purple in place of red and a grotesque anatomy.
"You thought I had Kryptonite?"
"Lois, every single one of my villains seems to have an unlimited supply of the stuff, is it really so unbelievable for me to think you'd have some?"
Even his friends have tons of it
@@potsdam28 Batman probably has enough to make a small moon
@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Green lantern can just make it with his power ring anytime
@@potsdam28 he can only make non lethal variants depending on who the GL is. In order to go against the ring's programming you need a massive amount of willpower to the point you can create your own ring
And it's not just green anymore there's the red one, the black one, the blue one... the pink one...
I like how Lois dropped the act and called him Clark once the gun was aimed at her and how Bizzaro was essentially mocking her by imitating her while also in his backward speak saying he knew who the real one was.
Also the paper with Gun drawn on it was a perfect touch. XD
1:44 doesn’t he always mean the opposite of what he says so he definitely knows which is Superman
But then again, Charlie Sheen's advice.
Mocking Lois and probably loaded it with Kryponite I mean there was probably a box full of Lex corp branded Kryptonite bullets near the door on the roof
He panicked so hard that he forgot he could use x-ray vision to check whether or not there's kryptonite bullets in the gun...
Gun could have had lead in it
The fact that Clark assumed his own wife had kryptonite due to how common it is now is hilarious yet also kind of sad.
1:48
I loved how Superman is starting to get tired of this b*llshit and said in honestly, *"I should've died in Krypton."*
Insert laugh track and Seinfeld bass guitar here.
I just read the Wikipedia entry on Krytonite: "This turns out to be a hallucination Jimmy Olsen had after being hit in the head with a sandbag. "
When in doubt, ask your inner Charlie Sheen 😂
Lois: Will a regular bullet fired from a regular gun kill you?
Superman: Are you kidding me?
Bizzaro: yes!
“Do you think I look pretty?”
“Yes”
“Does purple bring out my eyes?”
“Yes”
Relentless. Bizarro is not holding back today
Can you say something else besides "Yes"?
"No"
On the second question he just says purple 😂😂😂
The odd logic of Superman assuming Lois would use bullets that would specifically harm him, when trying to shoot a fake Superman, instead of normal bullets that would have no effect on the real one.
Most Bizzarros wouldn't be affected by normal bullets either.
“Rare my ass Clark, I stopped a purse snatcher the other day and he had like five of them”
“Addmitatly it’s become a bit of a problem”
"I should've died on Krypton"
oh poor superman :(
I like how Superman tried to talk Bizzaro out of shooting despite the fact that he’s bulletproof and he’s fast enough to move in front of Lois to stop the bullet
To be fair, Bizzaro is the most unpredictable opponent Superman faces, other then Mr. Myxispilx (or however you spell that) who knows what he would do with a gun- plus he is also as fast as superman, he could easily shoot the gun and then interfere with superman while the bullet hits someone.
This feels more like a venting session for Lois, That's not a bad thing, but the gun seems counterproductive .
Well, why do some people attend shooting ranges?
yeah, but it's funny
“What should I do Charlie Sheen” that fucking sent me
00:30 I mean to be fair Lois’ dad is a general determined to destroy Superman
Ah you must have seen my adventures with Superman
I love the way the purple of his dress makes Superman's eyes pop.
If Bizarro said he didn’t know, that means he did know.
He must not have listened to Charlie Sheen all the way through.
I love the twist that Lois lane is just pretending as if she couldn’t tell who is the real Superman just to mess with him.
That Charlie Sheen bit was wonderful. Only a Bizarro would ask him for help!
0:13 Like That reference
to be fair, Bizaros face has this nice low poly astetic, he is basicly like a retro video game character
I like that Superman did not even try to take the gun from her, despite that he could in the blink of an eye
WHEN BIZARRO PICKED UP THE GODAMN GUN AND SAID "ME DONT KNOW WHO THE REAL SUPERMAN IS..." I had a heart attack then got affected by laughing gas then stopped breathing for a moment then Slowly giggled and finally stopped maniacally laughing
This is literally something Lois would do. Thank you, Casually Comics for bringing golden/silver age Superman and Lois' relationship drama to my attention.
I love how he’s bulletproof and still going through it
I can't wait for the Batman/Failsafe version. That one is confusing!
OMG I NEED SOLID JJ TO MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THAT
Jason: I can’t tell which is the real one. I’ll have to shoot both
Batman: wait wha-
@@mattblaster2378 Damn... Imagine after shooting both of them Jason just introduces the Punisher as his new daddy.
@@joshuahall1581 Punisher is like exhibit A on why Jason is useless. Punisher grew old killing criminals in the same city as Kingpin and never getting to him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@TheArklyte Also, Jason is from the comics universe where no one dies and keeps reviving, why bother killing the Joker when he will return?
Also weird that Jason Todd, the fucking guy who randomly rose from his grave months after he died, is always talking like death is final.
"Trust me Bruce, no one comes back from the dead, listen to me, the guy who crawled back from his grave, if you can't trust me on how death totally works, who can you trust!?"
Love Superman's Character development in the JJverse. He went from saying Kryptonite isn't rare, to admitting it's an issue, and now he just assumes his own wife casually carries a Kryptonite bullet around.
I like how superman is handsome and beautiful and bizarro is the opposite
Yeah I really like his backwards S its really completes his outfit.
Obviously you’re speaking Bizarro language, Bizarro is hotter than billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne and Batman combined
not sure why superman aimed the gun at bizarro and lois at the end though
@@notsam2270it wasn't superman
"Wait, you thought I had kryptonite? Clark, it's a very rare stone."
“It literally falls from the sky like rain”
"I *SHOULD'VE* Died On Krypton" 😂😂😂😂
Every single one of his videos is a freaking blast, and it's crazy because he sounds like a brother to Schlatt 🤣
So when lois asked if the purple brought out her eyes, I guess bizarro preferred yellow instead
Is that the opposite of purple? 😂
@@sebastiancoar1991 from a pigment standpoint yeah
Clark you know you move faster than a speeding bullet, right? Even if they were krytonite laced, you could just dodge😂
Depends on how much kryptonite they have, potentially enough Kryptonite would start hurting him before it hit him, slowing him down enough for it to hit him, but also if he dodges a radioactive bullet would go and land somewhere in metropolis. Real talk Supe's LETS bullets and stuff hit him because it causes less collateral damage then if he dodged them, luthor aims a ray gun at him, better he tank it then let it hit the building full of people behind him sort of thing.
To be fair, between Superman being an absent boyfriend and Lois willing to pull a gun on him, I think they should really see different people (yes I know normal bullets wouldn’t do anything to Superman, but it’s the principle of the action)
Wait till Lois Lane finds out about Shazam and Black Adam.
Once you've had Black Adam, you don't go back, Adam.
The last part is the most Bizarro thing ever and I love it 😂 Hilarious, stupid and somehow endearingly adorable
I think Lois knew all along and just needed to blow off some steam
it's funny how many people are missing that lol
Im on the on whether Bizarro is either lying, telling the truth, or saying things wrong for himself because he understands doing it like that comes out the way he means in our version.
2:38 We love you too man, keep up the great work.
Man Supes at the end, fucking done with all this shit.😂
I feel like throwing the actual gun would’ve been more effective then shooting it
How would that make sense?
I see Lois and Superman are still having marriage problems and I was wondering why they didn’t bring up that he’s bulletproof until he mentioned he thought they were kryptonite bullets
Bizarro's words at the end could've been interpreted as:
"I know who the real Superman is, it's Me!"
I don't think so, I am sure he is fine calling himself Bizarro.
Bizarro asking Charlie Sheen for advice is hilarious
What gets me the most about this skit is the fact that Lois really thinks *shooting a regular gun* at either *Supermen* is gonna do something.
1:49 cheesus Christ.
Well I'd hope Bizzaro knows who Superman is between the two of them
Ah, yes, a classic situation. NGL was expecting the gun to do nothing, but it was still funny.
1:44 He's not wrong. That's Bizarro's whole thing.
Ah episode 2 of "Superman and Lois Lane's marital issues".
As a Dutch person, ik heb veel respect voor Lois, dat ze Nederlands leert. Ook al is het niet de meest belangrijke of praktische taal.
Gekoloniseerd
The "i get paid somehow to do this... I love You" fuckin got me. Lmao
It's okay Superman. I also 100% assumed that gun had kryptonite bullets and was confused when nobody dropped after Lois pulled the trigger.
"Okay, if you're the real superman, what is your relationship with Batman?"
"Bizarro not honorary robin!"
"Wait, he really still went through with that, after last time?"
"No."
"And I thought him taking in a kid stealing the wheels from his batmobile wasn't low enough..."
"That man is an imposter!"
"THAT man is THE imposter!"
‘I should’ve died on Kripton’ - my laughing ass is dead on Earth now
I like how Bizarro is able to form coherent and understandable sentences in his head but can't while actually speaking.
Bizarro not knowing who the real Superman in amazing
But he does know, he speaks in backwards.
You mean *knowing* who the real Superman is
Love this @@maxwell6881
But knowing means in the current moment. So him knowing means he just found out in the scuffle and will forget about it as soon as it's over as well.
"Bizarro loves being beaten into submission"
who remembers this silent cry for help?
I like to think Bizzaro was just mocking Lois at the end there
I just thought of a skit Batman who takes a que from Bane and just Paralyzes his villains, so he can technically stay true to his "No Kill" Rule
"I should've died on Krypton...."
1:23
Lois literally anyone could have kryptonite, stuff's not rare
Charlie shane poppin out killed me
Been attending Momocon since 2018, so seeing you as a guest there will be pretty cool.
I guess you could say.... Superman was SU-
*Gunshot*
"You thought I had kryptonite? How"
"Everyone has one Louis, a purse snatcher I stopped the other day had like three of em on him"
Bizarro consulting his Charlie Sheen has to be the best thing ive seen on youtube
wait, i tought EVERYONE had kryptonyte
I'm reminded of a similar situation during the show Smallville involving Lana. That was a strange storyline.
"I should've died on Krypton."
That's so sad and hilarious!
1:44
So he knows who the fake superman is ... meaning himself😂
WWCSD is a really good piece of advice right there
It's like they are brothers come on guys
Next thing you tell me that Clark Kent and Superman are never seen in the same room.
I love how right at the start, Lois asked if Superman really loved her and Bizarro answered "Yes"...
The VA for lois really delivered on that, "yeah."😂😂😂
Totally bizarro😂😂😂