If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 1: Adorable Centurion

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  • @tubarao_happy
    @tubarao_happy 4 роки тому +11515

    The fact the Emperor's first words are "About fucking time" is one of the greatest things ever

    • @ArbitraryLiberator
      @ArbitraryLiberator 4 роки тому +596

      Tbh I never understood why the Imperium never tried this for him

    • @thelockwarden9028
      @thelockwarden9028 4 роки тому +767

      One day, a child of the Imperium will be born, a child who will seem entirely normal until he speaks his first words. By those words shall the imperium know him as the reincarnation of the Emperor. And those words shall be “About fucking time.”

    • @sparkyboi4387
      @sparkyboi4387 4 роки тому +224

      AncientThrowaway
      because the great technology of the past is now lost forever

    • @ArbitraryLiberator
      @ArbitraryLiberator 4 роки тому +270

      @@sparkyboi4387 Fair enough. The Adeptus Mechanicus must need more toasters before they can install such a device

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 4 роки тому +31

      it let's you know early what this is gonna be like. lol

  • @runemaster4511
    @runemaster4511 3 роки тому +6148

    Hats off to the fans rewatching! Long live TTS!! Try not to cry.

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 3 роки тому +98

      I’m trying…and failing.

    • @brotherbacchaddarneter5839
      @brotherbacchaddarneter5839 3 роки тому +122

      Brothers
      My eyes are sadly sweating
      Help

    • @Atoll-ok1zm
      @Atoll-ok1zm 3 роки тому +26

      *very much cry*

    • @Si_Sireeni
      @Si_Sireeni 3 роки тому +70

      FORTIFY THOSE TEARDUCTS BROTHER! WE HAVE MOURNING TO DO!
      THE FALLEN SHALL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THE EMPERORS *FINEST*

    • @runemaster4511
      @runemaster4511 3 роки тому +21

      @@Si_Sireeni We stand strong brother. The Emperor protects.

  • @phoenixfire9176
    @phoenixfire9176 9 років тому +8006

    i feel so sorry for that Dreadknight pilot. being shunned so brutally by the emperor himself must be the most devastating thing a space marine can receive.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 5 років тому +337

      @Jun Okura Draigo's genius cannot be understand by our pathetic inferior man, as we can't master his famous technic of "no sun" consisting of eating a sun and spitting it on his ennemies faces

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 5 років тому +673

      To be fair he shunned the machine, not the pilot.

    • @chrishill3536
      @chrishill3536 5 років тому +53

      get shit on by his father though that baby carry suck ass.

    • @vinnylatoria4478
      @vinnylatoria4478 4 роки тому +92

      Well, the Blood Angels are still a thing.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 роки тому +128

      Erutan Egaro are you implying that the emperor is inferior? HEEERRRETTTIIIICCC "bangs head against exterminatus button furiously"

  • @paleface171
    @paleface171 8 років тому +5732

    Toilet Seat Insignia, banana insults, and threatens to have his dying son's life support cut to shut those Ultramarine enthusiasts up? Praise the Emperor, for he is hilarious!

  • @williambeck2372
    @williambeck2372 8 років тому +6285

    "Come to papa you."
    OOOOOH IF ONLY YOU KNEW EMPEROR.

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 5 років тому +221

      I'm new to 40k I'm guessing inbreeding is in play here, or cloning.... or mass breeding... or a disturbing combination of the 3.....

    • @genericscottishchannel1603
      @genericscottishchannel1603 5 років тому +472

      @@Outlaw7263 the centurion is actually a Trojan Horse controlled by his son Rogal Dorn

    • @dieguy3080
      @dieguy3080 5 років тому +96

      @@genericscottishchannel1603 spoilers

    • @MrElath
      @MrElath 5 років тому +189

      @@Outlaw7263 You have no fucking clue how close you are yet how off base you are.

    • @reynardop7615
      @reynardop7615 5 років тому +56

      @@genericscottishchannel1603 wait isnt rogal dorn the good guys ? He is the primarch of the Imperial fists right ?? Why is the centurion a bad thing ??

  • @iaminhere6022
    @iaminhere6022 5 років тому +2010

    "Their constant uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull as if they where the immensly sanctimonious lovechichild of tinnitus and a jackhammer"
    -The glorious cant-belive-hes-not-a-god Emperor

  • @TheGoodLuc
    @TheGoodLuc 5 років тому +1929

    "Oh my self". For his rejection of divinity, His Majesty is certainly not above treating himself like a god.

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 5 років тому +136

      He’s more of a narcissist.

    • @LockCard
      @LockCard 4 роки тому +129

      @@WarmLusamine a narcissist who knows his place, but still needs that ego stroked every so often.

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 3 роки тому +18

      @@No-hf5xb George Takei: Ooooh myyyyyy....

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 3 роки тому +78

      Have you met The Emperor?
      Always saying 'I'm not a god'
      Then, he shows up on Mars.
      Makes it rain for the first time in millenia. Is bathed in golden light, with the biggest ship they've ever seen. And seemingly magically fixes a Knight. Like he'd read the story of the arrival of the Omnissiah, and tried to imitate it as much as possible

    • @Solar424
      @Solar424 3 роки тому +24

      I don't know about you, but if I woke up from a 10,000 year coma and people were calling me a god I'd just roll with it.

  • @trainfan-ks5hk
    @trainfan-ks5hk 5 років тому +6186

    Emperor: says gullimen is the best primarch
    Also Emperor: “Cut his life support”

    • @EvilJoeReaper
      @EvilJoeReaper 5 років тому +299

      Well, thry did cut his life support in gathering the storms.

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 5 років тому +120

      Theres a theory about the reason on tv tropes check it out

    • @AzraelSoulHunter
      @AzraelSoulHunter 5 років тому +192

      And he still wonders why some of his sons betrayed him.

    • @thechairman1306
      @thechairman1306 4 роки тому +269

      Then he goes on to say. "THE GREATEST LITTLE DERIVATIVE PILE OF BLUEBERRY PUDDING POP FUCKERY THAT HAS EVERY GLAZED THE SURFACE OF THIS SHITTY LITTLE GALAXY."

    • @xSayresthx
      @xSayresthx 4 роки тому +27

      To be fair he does cry on episode 28 when Rogal mentions Gulliman.

  • @HailHydrate2
    @HailHydrate2 9 років тому +4246

    Right, from now on I'm just going to randomly shout "WE ARE THE HAMMER" whenever and wherever.

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  9 років тому +1036

      You'll be recruited into the Grey Knights instantly.

    • @TheNataniel14
      @TheNataniel14 9 років тому +153

      What do you need to shout to be recruited into the Alfa-Legion?

    • @evilnekowantznobs
      @evilnekowantznobs 9 років тому +46

      TheNataniel14
      This. A million times this.

    • @HailHydrate2
      @HailHydrate2 9 років тому +75

      evilnekowantznobs "Cactus"
      Or random profanities.

    • @KamuiKunitsuna
      @KamuiKunitsuna 9 років тому +102

      Hail Hydrate
      WE ARE THE CACTUS!

  • @randomtechpriest8460
    @randomtechpriest8460 8 років тому +7600

    Where is my toaster?

    • @oliverfalkesater2349
      @oliverfalkesater2349 7 років тому +546

      Quiet, you!

    • @harryratcliffe8882
      @harryratcliffe8882 6 років тому +30

      Christian Yager only some of us are like this guy and sadly, it's a large "some". While some of us lead armies to fight for the imperium, like me, although I fight from the front lines and my army has essentially become a skitarii version of the iron warriors (pre-heresy)
      What planet are you on by the way? On route to a dark mechanicum forge world to wreck their fucking traitorous faces by ramming my foot down their fucking throat!!
      And I need some................... infantrymen to assist me.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 6 років тому +184

      It should've arrived within a week...unless another mailman was lost to Khorne again. Little letter-carrying bastards are feisty.

    • @Anna-dw4ll
      @Anna-dw4ll 6 років тому +13

      En route through terrax drill, destignate: 01001101 01100001 01100101 01101100 01110011 01110100 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000

    • @ArcaneKnave
      @ArcaneKnave 6 років тому +53

      Somewhere with many cyberdongs

  • @Svstrauser
    @Svstrauser 9 років тому +2625

    You know, your series is seriously ruining my Dark Heresy campaign.
    Now whenever I start writing an adventure, I can't stop thinking about giving the Emprah a text-to-speech device as the main plot...

    • @midrovar5811
      @midrovar5811 5 років тому +19

      lol achei que fosse o unico br aqui

    • @arthurrebello919
      @arthurrebello919 5 років тому +14

      brs estão em todos os lugares.

    • @papasuamae4302
      @papasuamae4302 5 років тому +13

      como assim mano, nossa é tão bom saber que eu não sou o único br que assiste TTS e gosta do universo de 40K

    • @brendancappelli2611
      @brendancappelli2611 4 роки тому +40

      What the fuck?

    • @butitwasmedio
      @butitwasmedio 4 роки тому +45

      @@brendancappelli2611 Don't ask me I'm as confused as you are

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 3 роки тому +3322

    After GW’s latest announcement and the Fate of TTS video, I had to come back here and watch the whole series over again. If anyone else has come here for the same reason please leave a thumbs up to show it. Lets show Alfabusa just how much this meant to us.
    As for you, Bruva...
    Bruva Alfabusa, Warhammer 40k has become one of my favorite franchises, right up with Star Wars, DC comics and Lotr. And it is all because of you and this series. Thank you for bringing me into this universe and it’s incredible community. I acknowledge, understand, and respect your final decision and wish you well in life, for you, your wife, and even baby born just recently this year.
    As Celestine once said(and I may be paraphrasing, please correct me if so)...”farewell for now” and “goodbye, friend”(as a certain chair bound person said to a Drukari leader).

    • @missZoey5387
      @missZoey5387 3 роки тому +32

      This is my first time. I'm new to Warhammer and want to see what the fuss is all about with this TTS thing.

    • @JustSomebody5
      @JustSomebody5 3 роки тому +7

      I heard the news from Davvy Chappy.

    • @aidengaming5999
      @aidengaming5999 3 роки тому +23

      When the day comes that ttsd returns I will spend the entire day rewatching the series shouting “ALFA LIVES”

    • @numnaut1314
      @numnaut1314 3 роки тому +37

      The worse part is this was free advertisement and with losing it they'll be losing money. Heck, it was the TTS - Heresy Scene that trended that got me to watch this which started my love for warhammer 40k.

    • @zatnikutel635
      @zatnikutel635 3 роки тому +6

      what was the announcement ?

  • @RamRam.720
    @RamRam.720 4 роки тому +358

    "I never created anything called grey knights"
    Silly manperor, you inadvertently created them to shut malcador up, remember?

    • @jagnestormskull3178
      @jagnestormskull3178 3 роки тому +34

      Technically, Emps founded the Knights-Errant through Malcador; Malcador and Janus (Magnus's equivalent of the Star Child) founded the Grey Knights.

  • @Snowfox572
    @Snowfox572 9 років тому +422

    "SHUT YOUR FACE YOU FUCKING BANANA"
    i'll have to remember that one.

    • @ernesik4636
      @ernesik4636 7 років тому +22

      *FOR THE LOVE OF ALL STOP SIGNS IN THE GALAXY, CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST* That one is just perfect for sending to annoying people.

  • @Ozarka0
    @Ozarka0 8 років тому +1755

    "My Glorious Overlord, you have been silent for millenia. Please, my Lord, speak to us with this device we have installed into the Golden Throne! Let us hear your words once more!"
    "ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!"
    I know that isn't totally right, but I still love it nonetheless.

    • @carolynpitts2163
      @carolynpitts2163 5 років тому +52

      Yeah you would think that someone would have installed this thing by now you would have thought by all this technology all this stuff that they have you would think they would install a text talking device

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 5 років тому +21

      @@carolynpitts2163 The Emp can speak normally to people like he did to Guilliman. He's just been silent usually.

    • @carolynpitts2163
      @carolynpitts2163 5 років тому +16

      @@genericscout5408 yeah you would be silent too if it took all of your mental concentration to keep your soldiers moving through space and keeping the warp gate open

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 5 років тому +25

      @@carolynpitts2163 No I'd establish on and off times for the Warp Travel systems to speak and make decrees. Even if the astronomicon flashed every couple of minutes off and on it'd still be good to make notes and get Intel to direct say the inquisition. 10,000 years is a long time and plenty of time to have written a few guidelines for the Empire.

    • @carolynpitts2163
      @carolynpitts2163 5 років тому +2

      @@genericscout5408 I know right

  • @girlbuu9403
    @girlbuu9403 5 років тому +334

    "I feel this is the start of something ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS"
    Kitten, you have no idea.

  • @TheManWhoStoleTheShadows
    @TheManWhoStoleTheShadows 9 місяців тому +326

    Time for my yearly rewatch of the series

    • @imnotacannibal
      @imnotacannibal 6 місяців тому +11

      time for my monthly rewatch

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 5 місяців тому +7

      And my daily rewatch for the laughs.

    • @Spamdestructive
      @Spamdestructive 4 місяці тому +1

      I shall join you on this holy pilgrimage

    • @Isharne
      @Isharne 3 місяці тому +3

      Courage and honor! I shall join you in your crusade!

    • @Dev-ofDeven
      @Dev-ofDeven 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeyeyeeyeyyeyeye ayayayaayayyayayayayaysysyyayayayayaayayayayayay

  • @wowliker642
    @wowliker642 8 років тому +554

    I knew this series would be hilarious as soon as I heard the glorious emperor's first words: About fucking time.

  • @nielsvanhemert7972
    @nielsvanhemert7972 4 роки тому +304

    "Their constant, uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull like they were the immensely sanctimonious lovechild of tinnitus and a jackhammer."
    Holy shit, was that a burn or an exterminatus?

    • @R_Caine
      @R_Caine 2 роки тому +8

      Knowing His Majesty, it could well be both.

    • @matasa7463
      @matasa7463 Рік тому +3

      @@R_Caine If he concentrated his ire into psychic might, there would be nothing left of them.

  • @mr.cellophane4163
    @mr.cellophane4163 3 роки тому +529

    Be honest. Who else is rewatching the entire series in honor of these glorious people?

  • @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874
    @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874 8 років тому +2047

    "The Adorable Centurion was I... ROGAL DORN."

    • @Andreych95
      @Andreych95 7 років тому +80

      IT WAS ME....... DIO

    • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
      @MrSHADOWANGEL999 6 років тому +45

      hail lord adorable

    • @BlackBunik
      @BlackBunik 6 років тому +26

      Oh come on, don't spoil it to those who did not see it yet. :P

    • @sergeantvedara9165
      @sergeantvedara9165 5 років тому +23

      Emperor : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
      @MrSHADOWANGEL999 5 років тому +13

      @@sergeantvedara9165 hold on I think you forgot some lettters, here you go
      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix 4 роки тому +630

    Emperor: "Is he still alive?"
    Kitten: "Barely. He was almost killed. He is currently in stasis back on the Ultramarines' homeworld of Macragge."
    Emperor: "Cut is life-support."
    XD

    • @caav56
      @caav56 4 роки тому +17

      Much later on...
      E: I wonder, if you cut 13th life support...
      Kitten: Uhh...
      ???: Indivisible tensions lays thick throughout the air
      / blanketed by it’s weight, it feel impossible to bear / on the steps of the pathway father unknowingly pawed / I’d one day hoped to follow but now I rue the day...

    • @chee.rah.monurB
      @chee.rah.monurB 2 роки тому +1

      Understandable.Horrible decision kinda,but understandable.

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 Місяць тому

      Guilliman later: YOU SHOULD DO WHAT MY FATHER SAID.

  • @veterankasrkin7416
    @veterankasrkin7416 9 років тому +2091

    Creating the glorious Text-to-Speech Device and the Tech-priest dude wants toasters?
    Seems legit!

    • @Terrorkekx
      @Terrorkekx 9 років тому +160

      In the 41st Millenium Toasters are artifacts of unbelievable power...toasting sliced bread, giving it a golden brown crust and a smell of heavenly mana...And Toasters are also the first semi-intelligent AI´s but shhhhh...no one has to know that :P

    • @veterankasrkin7416
      @veterankasrkin7416 9 років тому +68

      Terrorkekx May the Omnissiah bless and protect toasters!

    • @ThunderPsyker
      @ThunderPsyker 9 років тому +93

      Well, it is incredible unique, ancient technology which could solve numerous feeding crisis across the Imperium.
      Oh and the Techpriests mention 'toaster sex day' in Episode 12. Perhaps he just needs to relieve some stress.

    • @Terrorkekx
      @Terrorkekx 9 років тому +16

      ThunderPsyker
      Oh my....

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 9 років тому +15

      ThunderPsyker Toaster sex day is glorious.

  • @michaelwatson7364
    @michaelwatson7364 2 роки тому +93

    "Their constant uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull as if they were the immensely sanctimonious lovechild of tinnitus and a jackhammer."
    Gave me the image of a thousand prepubescent Space Marines stomping around in their armor on a steel bridge whilst vocalizing like poorly oiled gears. I legit could not quite breathe.

  • @blaster23456
    @blaster23456 9 років тому +186

    Wow. The Emperor's kind of a dick.But I guess being a skeleton for near 10000 years does kind of make one a bit irritated.

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 3 роки тому +40

      And the fact his followers are insane to the point he may be done with the whole being a demi god thing.

  • @Megraptor
    @Megraptor 5 років тому +190

    Alright so. Long comment time
    A year ago my boyfriend started to play 40k. At first I was all "oh no, I have heard of this plastic crack before. I'm nerdy, but not THAT nerdy..." I knew about tyranids and space marines just from internet memes, and I had unknowingly turned "blood for the blood god" into "cookies for the cookie god" at one point.
    Then I learned about the chaos gods and thought they were pretty great. The boyfriend is a Nurgle player... But my interest in 40k only was basic knowledge about the different groups. I felt bad cause the boyfriend was super into it and I barely understood it. The human part was especially confusing to me... I even went to a couple games with my boyfriend, though I'm prone to napping and finding people's pets to play with during games.
    I had seen bits of this series around, and I had joined a couple meme groups and Grimdank to better understand 40k humor. Figured I'd try and understand that at least.
    So like a week ago, I was pretty sad and I needed something goofy. I had seen Slaanesh patrol before, and I was all "Fuck it, I'm going to watch that 40k cutout series." And so I did.
    And oh no, now I'm reading Horus Rising, and looking at building an army myself (tyranids, I was a Zerg player on StarCraft.)
    What have you done.

    • @legiohysterius4624
      @legiohysterius4624 4 роки тому +30

      It's people like you who go out of their way to help and understand others that keep me from pressing the big red shiny exterminatus button...... so shiny

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 роки тому +17

      @@legiohysterius4624 such a magnificent button...

    • @legiohysterius4624
      @legiohysterius4624 4 роки тому +11

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 No I must resist for the man emperah

    • @shrimp_on_internet
      @shrimp_on_internet 4 роки тому +4

      @@legiohysterius4624 press it. There may be heretics

    • @bendingtech6026
      @bendingtech6026 4 роки тому +7

      We have converted a new victim to the cause

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  9 років тому +501

    First of all; THANKS FOR 30,000 SUBSCRIBERS!
    Secondly; You may be asking yourself - 'Alfabusa you fucking nerd, why are you remaking the first episode?! Also, where is episode 15!?'
    N-now, please remain calm, it isn't as it looks like, I can explain, please DON'T LEAVE!
    You see, I decided to remake episode 1 because I didn't think it properly represented the entirety of the series as a pilot. A pilot-episode is supposed to be the one video that a person can judge the entire series upon and if its worth checking out. As to quote Thunder, it is clear that the first episode was "meant to be a standalone thing" and "made in another age", so in comparison to pretty much all other episodes, especially the later ones - it is very weak.
    So, after a lot of wailing, I decided that THIS was the right thing to do! But don't worry, the original episode 1 can be found in the description of this video if you for some reason want to check it.
    Now I'm just hoping this will one day get as many likes as its predecessor. All of your likes are appreciated and will fuel my endless addiction.

    • @utchiaRaven
      @utchiaRaven 9 років тому +2

      Tanks so mutch i have ben whating so LONG fore this love your serie and work and also fore us warhammer 40k fanns

    • @MisterDraken7609
      @MisterDraken7609 9 років тому +1

      Alright! Remake!

    • @Jupiter_One
      @Jupiter_One 9 років тому +18

      Not to be that guy, but I think that the original first version have more character too it.
      I mean, sure, there is nothing wrong with this one, and I get your point about the pilot thing, but the first original one has a very unique charm and when it evolves into something more it really pulls the viewer in (atleast me).
      Nothing wrong with this one, just seems to try to fix something that does not need fixing. Imo ofc.
      Love your work man, keep it up.
      Glory to the Emperor.

    • @8johnny888
      @8johnny888 9 років тому +1

      Alpha i could wait a whole millennium for this stuff. I don't give two shits if it takes 5 months, you're doing a great job and i really like the series. Nice work, love it.

    • @ThunderPsyker
      @ThunderPsyker 9 років тому +11

      Episode 2 will be re-released 3 years from now as part of The Emperor Collection and will contain the multiplayer beta for Episode 15

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 9 років тому +256

    it seems the Emperor hates the Ultra Smurfs as much as everyone else.
    .........but he seems to think the Angry Marines are cute.
    This pleases me.

    • @jamesmeiklejohn-williams7641
      @jamesmeiklejohn-williams7641 9 років тому +35

      +ShadowWolfRising Actually the Centurion is an Imperial Fist Centurion, not an Angry Marine one. Though I doubt they'd want to use one because then they couldn't charge the enemy as easily.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 9 років тому +2

      James Meiklejohn-Williams
      then we need an Angry Marines video.

    • @jamesmeiklejohn-williams7641
      @jamesmeiklejohn-williams7641 9 років тому +4

      ShadowWolfRising Hell yes! The Emperor's reaction would be priceless.

    • @pawenawrocki5554
      @pawenawrocki5554 8 років тому +8

      +James Meiklejohn-Williams Spoiler - this is not a centurion, this is Rogal fucking Dorn!)

    • @jamesmeiklejohn-williams7641
      @jamesmeiklejohn-williams7641 8 років тому +7

      Paul Akama I saw. My post was before that episode came out and my point still stands: It was an Imperial Fists Centurion, not an Angry Marines Centurion.

  • @LordDeathis
    @LordDeathis 9 років тому +174

    Lost it at: "shut your face you fucking banana"
    "Yes, my Lord"

    • @DaemonPrimarch
      @DaemonPrimarch 9 років тому +13

      I saw this comment, knew it was coming, and still lost my shit.

    • @K0ragg
      @K0ragg 9 років тому +1

      DaemonPrimarch
      Yup.

  • @XantalosOfTheXanalok
    @XantalosOfTheXanalok 8 років тому +494

    I can never look at Centuri-chan the same way again after the latest episode.

  • @KhoaLe-uc2ny
    @KhoaLe-uc2ny 6 років тому +663

    That one Custodes looks kinda handsome.

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 8 років тому +306

    Well, now that the Custodians actually have models, with an entire army on the way, looks like I'm going to have to build me roster of fucking golden bananas as well!

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 4 роки тому +6

      @Benito Mussolini Funny you should say that.
      www.indiegogo.com/projects/fabulous-pillar-guardians-tabletop-miniatures#/

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 4 роки тому +9

      @@vsGoliath96 what the fucking terra on fucking rollerskate... WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN WALLET

  • @xandermagne2141
    @xandermagne2141 9 років тому +325

    I love the Monty Pythonesque animation.

  • @Numtalegau
    @Numtalegau 3 роки тому +40

    Binge watching TTS is such an amazing treat, even after all these years. As long as these videos exist, i will watch this amazing creation.
    Whatever comes next, i'll be here to watch those creative juices flow once more.

  • @varumgobt
    @varumgobt 3 роки тому +91

    Just coming to pay my respects and rewatch for a last time. I'll fucking miss this series, it was the thing that made me look for more WH40K.

  • @bigone924
    @bigone924 3 роки тому +102

    I know why you are here. I know that the pause of this series darkens your heart. But take heart, Loyal Citizen. We march upon this Series yet another time, for the laughs, good times, and in open defiance of the Traitorious powers, Games Workshop. One more time, I say. Just one more time.

    • @Bubbie-is-tired
      @Bubbie-is-tired 3 роки тому +6

      Hey thanks for this comment. Kinda helped me feel better. Have a nice day.

  • @dhawkeye4439
    @dhawkeye4439 3 роки тому +39

    “I have so many things to complain about” truer words have never been spoken

  • @teencomment
    @teencomment 4 роки тому +36

    "I feel like this is the start of something ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS."
    I get the feeling that Alfabusa had NO IDEA how true that was XD

  • @alexpreston4927
    @alexpreston4927 3 роки тому +91

    Rest In Peace Warhammer 40k fan community, you will be dearly missed.

    • @infectedinfantry1887
      @infectedinfantry1887 3 роки тому +2

      I don't understand what the fuck happened will he delete the videos?

    • @hammermandan8264
      @hammermandan8264 3 роки тому +24

      GW has recently instituted a zero-tolerance policy towards fan animations and the like. Even though they haven’t done anything yet, Alfabusa doesn’t want to risk continuing the series and potentially getting his channel banned and patreon taken down because he relies on both for income and has an infant son to take care of, so he has decided to shelve the series until GW changes the policy, and will now be focusing on producing content that has nothing to do with warhammer.

  • @begoniusthottius8441
    @begoniusthottius8441 4 роки тому +604

    ***Spoiler alert***
    I only just realised that Rogal only calls himself adorable as his wall name because that is the first thing his father ever called him after regaining the ability to speak. That, is fucking adorable.

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 Рік тому +20

      He is adorable, and he likes fudge.

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop Рік тому +6

      ​@@anueutsuho7425 This is true.

    • @ae3qe27u3
      @ae3qe27u3 Рік тому +6

      And he's been guarding his father this whole time, so he shows up immediately once he catches wind that his father can speak again. It's really quite sweet

  • @Katiethemoo
    @Katiethemoo 9 років тому +187

    Please tell me i'm not the only one who headbangs with the emperor at the end.

    • @K0ragg
      @K0ragg 9 років тому +2

      I always thought that looks weird as fuck.

    • @corinthianimperialstudios704
      @corinthianimperialstudios704 7 років тому +5

      Katie Whitford you are not alone! For I do it as well, and my brother gives me a weird look because I am at the breakfast table.

    • @theholymanempra4844
      @theholymanempra4844 5 років тому +4

      I ordered kitten to head bang to he looked so dumb only I can polite off

  • @Commonwealth_Of_Pennsylvania
    @Commonwealth_Of_Pennsylvania 3 роки тому +55

    The fallen shall be forever remembered as the emperor's finest

  • @PsychoTy1998
    @PsychoTy1998 4 місяці тому +7

    Even 9 years later, this show still makes me weep. To all those watching TTS, you are truly enligtened and OG's of Warhammer content. I hope we are blessed once again by TTS someday.

  • @keyboardcorrector2340
    @keyboardcorrector2340 5 років тому +46

    I love how this is just an onslaught of well articulated roasts.

    • @anatoldenevers237
      @anatoldenevers237 3 роки тому +3

      Keyboard Corrector he’s had lots of time to think of them

  • @IfJesusWoreAHat
    @IfJesusWoreAHat 9 років тому +65

    I enjoyed this remake allot more than the last episode. No one tell the emperor rogue trader isn't canon anymore.

    • @ThunderPsyker
      @ThunderPsyker 9 років тому +33

      Rogue Trader is forever canon, no matter what they say.
      WAAAAARD CAAAAAN'T BRING UUUUSSS DOOOOOOWN

    • @leocooper7101
      @leocooper7101 9 років тому +2

      ThunderPsyker Guess what... In Rogue Trader... Sanctioned orks exist... And now that it isnt canon... *>:)* SANCTIONED ORKS EXIIIIIIIIIST!

  • @rasplez9889
    @rasplez9889 Рік тому +21

    There was so much potential for Guilliman returning and finally talking to his father (and dorn).
    Shame it ended so soon.

    • @imperielgenecist1317
      @imperielgenecist1317 9 місяців тому +1

      Could you imagine what we couldve done with current lore?

    • @madmalkavian3857
      @madmalkavian3857 9 місяців тому

      Damn it kitten! This is why i told you to cut his life support!

  • @CabalCorporation
    @CabalCorporation 9 років тому +47

    The only thing that I miss from the first episode is Emperor's eye glowing in synth with his text-to-speech device.

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  9 років тому +34

      I totally caved in and gave up on that only after a couple of episodes because it was such a hassle to edit for little payoff ._.

    • @CabalCorporation
      @CabalCorporation 9 років тому +11

      Ah, I was hoping it was automatic. As in linked to the speech track, that didn't require a lot of work to get it going.
      I don't blame you Alfa, it was just a nice little quirk. I can see why you dropped it.
      I still enjoy this series way too much, though.

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  9 років тому +24

      If it was automatic, I would've totally kept it and pimped it out like crazy!
      Unfortunetly, it's a manual thing, and utterly painful to do in the long run!
      But thank you for the kind words, its what is keeping me warm these cold winter nights!

  • @irishspartanstudios
    @irishspartanstudios 3 роки тому +35

    Kitten: "I feel like this is the start of something absolutely GLORIOUS!"
    Me: "Ah Kitten, little Kitten, you have no idea."

  • @mikeloeven
    @mikeloeven 9 років тому +58

    I always die laughing when I hear the emperor tell the custodes to cut Guilliman's life support

  • @rexalley8397
    @rexalley8397 20 днів тому +5

    10 years later, this silly spinoff is still beloved by all who have seen it.

  • @dsagent
    @dsagent 9 років тому +85

    The ending makes it look like we are literally getting fucked by the emperor.

    • @SamuraiMorshu
      @SamuraiMorshu 9 років тому +62

      Implying we could withstand the Emperor's Divine girth.

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt 9 років тому +51

      The emperor protects!

    • @ExternalDialogue
      @ExternalDialogue 7 років тому +7

      COMENCE THE IMPERIAL FISTING!

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 7 років тому +1

      I've prepared my anus for an exterminatus, that's for sure-

  • @dking6021
    @dking6021 3 роки тому +11

    "The start of something absolutely glorious..." :(

  • @garrettgoss2691
    @garrettgoss2691 3 місяці тому +5

    "CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST" hit me so much harder than it should've

  • @zaktanthesnake7873
    @zaktanthesnake7873 9 років тому +41

    you know.. I wonder sometimes if a random devotee of the emperor decide to defect to Tzeentch to learn to make a time machine, and hours within his death he had the knowledge and sent it to the entirety of the imperium to save the emperor... would they be so foolish as to refute that due to the origin of said knowledge?

    • @1krani
      @1krani 4 роки тому +3

      This was covered in a Horus Heresy short story. The short -version- answer is [SPOILERS].

  • @TheAzCorner
    @TheAzCorner 3 роки тому +12

    'Cease and Fucking Desist'
    didn't know Bruva was quoting gitswankshop all those years ago

  • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
    @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 2 роки тому +7

    I have now set onto a journey of watching every TTS episode in the right order instead of just watching a rondom one from time to time. Wish luck and endurance brothers

  • @eclements99
    @eclements99 3 дні тому +1

    My best friend showed me this series randomly one time years back. At the time I was never into 40K much but he had loads of interest in it then. I nodded as he talked about it not really sure what it was or is about. Never really got too interested in any of it then.
    He passed away 3 years ago now.
    Years later I’ve become incredibly captivated by this world of Warhammer. I’ve finally found what he showed me at the time I could never remember for years now. Cheers gonna start series now!

  • @ForelliBoy
    @ForelliBoy Рік тому +9

    robot gorillaman finally re-enters the Throne Room and laments to the Emperor ad nauseam about the state of the current Imperium, to which the emperor replies with three words that define him for the Crusade to come:
    *I KNOW RIGHT.*

  • @TheZombieburner
    @TheZombieburner 9 років тому +37

    "Where are the toasters you promised us" Episode 1.
    Much fucking later on: "Did they move Toaster sex day to today!?"
    And that's how you do a brick joke that kills with laughter, ladies and gents.

  • @samthesith6631
    @samthesith6631 3 роки тому +7

    Farewell, TTS.
    Godspeed

  • @scarletcroc3821
    @scarletcroc3821 5 місяців тому +7

    Time to rewatch this series again

  • @vaser-rf6lz
    @vaser-rf6lz 2 роки тому +8

    4:15 Realizing 6 years later Rogal wanted to be called Lord Adorable bc that’s the first thing the emperor said to him when he got his tts device

  • @deadeye537
    @deadeye537 3 роки тому +7

    At the end of it all, where else is there to go but right back to the begining and retake the glorious journey from the very first step

  • @ashuraha
    @ashuraha 8 місяців тому +3

    I don't care that it's over. This series is one of the greatest pieces of art ever. Thank you Alfabusa.

  • @britishtransformersfan
    @britishtransformersfan 9 місяців тому +4

    That "stfu you banana" line was just savage and out if nowhere, I love it

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 9 років тому +171

    You don't have to Special Edition/George Lucas the First Episode, Bruva, the original vid was great as it is.

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  9 років тому +60

      But I already did!

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 9 років тому +23

      *****
      I know, I'm just saying you didn't have to. Still, it's nice that you're willing to talk to a scrub like myself.

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  9 років тому +47

      Ahaha, well - I didn't have to, but I really felt like it. I personally wasn't too fond of EP1 as it was. Doing this remake wasn't really about making it any funnier, more like fixing some inconsistencies and to make a pilot that represents the entire series better!
      The old EP1 is still up for you to enjoy if you'd like however!

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 9 років тому +2

      Right-o. Just concerned it all. After all, ol' George kept tinkering w/ his films so many times it wasn't even funny is all.

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  9 років тому +12

      Don't worry, not gonna do it over and over again. I just really wanted to fix this one up!

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 3 роки тому +9

    I refuse to believe this is over.
    GW will change their mind. Alfabusa will find the stars aligned.
    Maybe tomorrow. Maybe in ten years. Maybe in forty.
    But this story can't be over.

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 9 років тому +336

    SPEHSS BANANAS

    • @RubberFacee
      @RubberFacee 9 років тому +22

      BaTTLE BRUVAS! TODAY WE ARE ON PALM! PREPARED TO DEEP STRIKE!

    • @donbionicle
      @donbionicle 9 років тому +15

      LET THE POTASSIUM BURN THEM TO A CINDER!

    • @RubberFacee
      @RubberFacee 9 років тому +5

      Praise the photosynthesis!

    • @ozisponas1593
      @ozisponas1593 9 років тому +1

      And so a new Joke was born
      Let Them Eat BANANAS

    • @princesstinklepanties2720
      @princesstinklepanties2720 9 років тому +7

      ALIEN BEANS!!!

  • @unknownvagrant6851
    @unknownvagrant6851 3 роки тому +13

    It truly was the start of something great.

  • @ja-vishaara
    @ja-vishaara 2 роки тому +6

    Knowing that's Dorn makes it even funnier, because that's the first time he's been shown any affection in 10 millennia

  • @Omi_Kasigi
    @Omi_Kasigi Місяць тому +2

    Here I am again re-watching this whole series years later. This series has taught me more 40k lore than the actual books and games. Lol.

  • @Naruhinaultimatefan
    @Naruhinaultimatefan 23 дні тому +14

    Remember what they took from you.

  • @torontomercenary
    @torontomercenary 2 роки тому +5

    Years later, and I'm watching this again and again
    The Emperor protects

  • @mason4401
    @mason4401 8 місяців тому +2

    Hey. I'm in a sad place and went here to feel happy. I hope you know you made something that is really helping me right now. Thank you so much.

  • @ClairisHolm95
    @ClairisHolm95 8 років тому +6

    Literally just found your channel and this series, OMFG!! What have I been doing with my internet life up until this point, please never stop making these XD

  • @JohnWhiteHere
    @JohnWhiteHere 3 роки тому +8

    That “cease and desist* sure hits differently now

  • @zer0thebreadwiz754
    @zer0thebreadwiz754 3 роки тому +9

    It's been a long day... withought you my friend, and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again.
    It's so sad that TTS will be keept on the golden throne because of GW's bs. rewatching all of this to give my battlebrother some well deserved support for all he did for us. I hope Alfabusa will be able to continue this in thr future.
    please don't ask your fans for forgiveness, for there is nothing to forgive, this is on GW for they have taken away one of the series that I and many more have been so invested in.
    We love you and all of us hope for a fast and swift return.
    the emperor protects.

    • @chee.rah.monurB
      @chee.rah.monurB 2 роки тому

      What did Gear's actually do?I'm confused...

  • @PigBoy99
    @PigBoy99 3 роки тому +11

    “CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST” oof

  • @NagandEmerald
    @NagandEmerald 7 років тому +32

    Tell me...what's the actual TTS voice used for the Emperor? I'm actually quite curious.

    • @fsfredrikson
      @fsfredrikson 4 роки тому +8

      I’d really like to know as well...

  • @robertr.7995
    @robertr.7995 4 роки тому +9

    I love how he obtains text-to-speech and the immediate first thing he does with it is complain about the ultramarines 😂😂😂

  • @obergfamily9049
    @obergfamily9049 8 місяців тому +4

    It's hard for me to tell if I'm more sad at not having the opportunity to connect to this in the same way as everyone else because I was 10 when it came out, or if I'm happy that I don't have to go through the anguish of watching it get murdered.

  • @RolfHartmann
    @RolfHartmann 4 роки тому +3

    Just think, nearly six years later this has become legendary among Warhammer fans. The most indispensable resource for lore on the internet.

  • @thundergaming155
    @thundergaming155 3 роки тому +7

    you know this series is good when the first words out of the emperor's device is "ABOUT FUCKING TIME"

    • @chee.rah.monurB
      @chee.rah.monurB 2 роки тому

      "I have so many things to complain about" is a reasonable reaction to finding out you exist in the Warhammer 40k universe...

  • @derpderpson2188
    @derpderpson2188 7 місяців тому +3

    "I feel this is the start of something glorious"
    Oh Kitten, how right you were.

  • @DaisyBee11
    @DaisyBee11 4 роки тому +3

    Seeing how far this "franchise" has progressed, seeing Kitten think about putting down his armor for the Emperor feels so unnatural

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 4 роки тому +9

    "The exterior design was designed by the Grand Master of the Grey Knights himself, Kaldor Draigo"
    Well that explains why it is so... Well... That.

    • @savathunthejudge914
      @savathunthejudge914 4 роки тому

      @Benito Mussolini he is one of my people..was. i no longer have adhd

  • @powerist209
    @powerist209 9 місяців тому +3

    Kinda funny that current 40k lore had Guilliman dealing with similiar premise of TTS.

  • @honestlordcommissarbrighte7921
    @honestlordcommissarbrighte7921 3 роки тому +4

    6 years ago a legend started. 6 years later we see it now resting such as the Emperor now sits on the Golden Throne. It was a wild rild when it started and would have been definitely wilder had it continued. I shall be content knowing in another universe this will have strove onwards like an unending machine.
    Thank you for those 6 years Alfabusa and co. You will be honored in the halls of Holy Terra and in the hearts and minds of us all.
    We are the Hammer. This shall forever be glorious.

  • @brotherhoodz97
    @brotherhoodz97 3 роки тому +6

    I just realized. that rogal dorn was in the first episode, on his fathers lap, and in the last he yet remains.

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 2 роки тому

      Proving that he, in fact, the best Boi. Right behind Boy

    • @brotherhoodz97
      @brotherhoodz97 2 роки тому

      @@jefferycrouse4652 Dorn to build the imperium, gullicringe to administer it, sanguinius to embody it, curze to enforce its laws, and Russ to prowl its gates.

  • @scoman91
    @scoman91 9 років тому +24

    The first thing I thought when I saw this was George Lucas, but then I read your explanation and I see what you mean. In my personal opinion the fact that this remake is more self-aware than the original tones down the funny just a bit, but the jokes you put in almost made up for it. I do kind of miss the silly cardboard cutout style that the characters had though, the sheer silliness of it made me laugh. Though I will fully admit that the bendy straw versions do a much better job at conveying emotion and expression which is overall better in a storytelling environment, so I will say that this remake is on par with the original, though you need to keep the link to the original up so people won't get confused by the sudden decrease in "quality" and shift in the style of humor between episodes 1 and 2, unless you are planning to redo all of season 1 in the new style.

  • @avosmash2121
    @avosmash2121 2 роки тому +5

    I dont even play or know barely a thing about 40k. I just stumbled across this and the idea of an ancient, motionless near demigod worshipped corpse on a golden throne having a Stephen Hawking box implanted just so he can bitch to his sycophant underlings how stupid everything is in this overly testosterone filled Metal album cover universe, is just a genius concept unto itself.

    • @mizu_awa2487
      @mizu_awa2487 2 роки тому +3

      If the Emperor actually got a tts device, he would actually shit on his underlings for how shit the imperium has become

  • @Rhine643
    @Rhine643 4 місяці тому +8

    I just found this golden jewel of a series. WHY DOeS EVERYTHING SO FUcKING GOOD END BEFORE I FIND IT! FUCK!

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 7 років тому +2

    ... I have watched the entire TTS series THREE TIMES already, and I NEVER KNEW THERE WAS A REMAKE OF THE FIRST EPISODE! Bruva, you REALLY need to add this to the play list.

  • @shotgunshougun17
    @shotgunshougun17 8 років тому +44

    pour machaniacas guys will they ever get there toasters

  • @alexwiles9732
    @alexwiles9732 3 роки тому +1

    rewatching this bad boy for the 10th time to double check ive liked all of them. i hope this can eventually continue but if not thank you Alfa and co for all your hard work. looking forward to whatever is next mate.

  • @nikowritesstuff9505
    @nikowritesstuff9505 3 роки тому +3

    Doing a in memoriam rewatch. Hope I see the day of thy return

  • @sean5350
    @sean5350 3 роки тому +6

    God I’m so afraid of this being taken down

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 3 роки тому

      Start downloading and archiving every warhammer thing.

  • @festethephule7553
    @festethephule7553 3 роки тому +8

    Anyone else rewatching the series after getting the news of the indefinite hiatus?

  • @swkc11
    @swkc11 3 роки тому +2

    RIP TTS. We will miss you in the time you're gone! I for one will be watching the whole series again!

  • @xenosbane8543
    @xenosbane8543 Рік тому +4

    Oh boy. Here I go re-watching this series a 4th time.