One day, a child of the Imperium will be born, a child who will seem entirely normal until he speaks his first words. By those words shall the imperium know him as the reincarnation of the Emperor. And those words shall be “About fucking time.”
i feel so sorry for that Dreadknight pilot. being shunned so brutally by the emperor himself must be the most devastating thing a space marine can receive.
@Jun Okura Draigo's genius cannot be understand by our pathetic inferior man, as we can't master his famous technic of "no sun" consisting of eating a sun and spitting it on his ennemies faces
Toilet Seat Insignia, banana insults, and threatens to have his dying son's life support cut to shut those Ultramarine enthusiasts up? Praise the Emperor, for he is hilarious!
@@genericscottishchannel1603 wait isnt rogal dorn the good guys ? He is the primarch of the Imperial fists right ?? Why is the centurion a bad thing ??
"Their constant uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull as if they where the immensly sanctimonious lovechichild of tinnitus and a jackhammer" -The glorious cant-belive-hes-not-a-god Emperor
Have you met The Emperor? Always saying 'I'm not a god' Then, he shows up on Mars. Makes it rain for the first time in millenia. Is bathed in golden light, with the biggest ship they've ever seen. And seemingly magically fixes a Knight. Like he'd read the story of the arrival of the Omnissiah, and tried to imitate it as much as possible
Then he goes on to say. "THE GREATEST LITTLE DERIVATIVE PILE OF BLUEBERRY PUDDING POP FUCKERY THAT HAS EVERY GLAZED THE SURFACE OF THIS SHITTY LITTLE GALAXY."
Christian Yager only some of us are like this guy and sadly, it's a large "some". While some of us lead armies to fight for the imperium, like me, although I fight from the front lines and my army has essentially become a skitarii version of the iron warriors (pre-heresy) What planet are you on by the way? On route to a dark mechanicum forge world to wreck their fucking traitorous faces by ramming my foot down their fucking throat!! And I need some................... infantrymen to assist me.
You know, your series is seriously ruining my Dark Heresy campaign. Now whenever I start writing an adventure, I can't stop thinking about giving the Emprah a text-to-speech device as the main plot...
After GW’s latest announcement and the Fate of TTS video, I had to come back here and watch the whole series over again. If anyone else has come here for the same reason please leave a thumbs up to show it. Lets show Alfabusa just how much this meant to us. As for you, Bruva... Bruva Alfabusa, Warhammer 40k has become one of my favorite franchises, right up with Star Wars, DC comics and Lotr. And it is all because of you and this series. Thank you for bringing me into this universe and it’s incredible community. I acknowledge, understand, and respect your final decision and wish you well in life, for you, your wife, and even baby born just recently this year. As Celestine once said(and I may be paraphrasing, please correct me if so)...”farewell for now” and “goodbye, friend”(as a certain chair bound person said to a Drukari leader).
The worse part is this was free advertisement and with losing it they'll be losing money. Heck, it was the TTS - Heresy Scene that trended that got me to watch this which started my love for warhammer 40k.
"My Glorious Overlord, you have been silent for millenia. Please, my Lord, speak to us with this device we have installed into the Golden Throne! Let us hear your words once more!" "ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!" I know that isn't totally right, but I still love it nonetheless.
Yeah you would think that someone would have installed this thing by now you would have thought by all this technology all this stuff that they have you would think they would install a text talking device
@@genericscout5408 yeah you would be silent too if it took all of your mental concentration to keep your soldiers moving through space and keeping the warp gate open
@@carolynpitts2163 No I'd establish on and off times for the Warp Travel systems to speak and make decrees. Even if the astronomicon flashed every couple of minutes off and on it'd still be good to make notes and get Intel to direct say the inquisition. 10,000 years is a long time and plenty of time to have written a few guidelines for the Empire.
"Their constant, uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull like they were the immensely sanctimonious lovechild of tinnitus and a jackhammer." Holy shit, was that a burn or an exterminatus?
Emperor: "Is he still alive?" Kitten: "Barely. He was almost killed. He is currently in stasis back on the Ultramarines' homeworld of Macragge." Emperor: "Cut is life-support." XD
Much later on... E: I wonder, if you cut 13th life support... Kitten: Uhh... ???: Indivisible tensions lays thick throughout the air / blanketed by it’s weight, it feel impossible to bear / on the steps of the pathway father unknowingly pawed / I’d one day hoped to follow but now I rue the day...
In the 41st Millenium Toasters are artifacts of unbelievable power...toasting sliced bread, giving it a golden brown crust and a smell of heavenly mana...And Toasters are also the first semi-intelligent AI´s but shhhhh...no one has to know that :P
Well, it is incredible unique, ancient technology which could solve numerous feeding crisis across the Imperium. Oh and the Techpriests mention 'toaster sex day' in Episode 12. Perhaps he just needs to relieve some stress.
"Their constant uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull as if they were the immensely sanctimonious lovechild of tinnitus and a jackhammer." Gave me the image of a thousand prepubescent Space Marines stomping around in their armor on a steel bridge whilst vocalizing like poorly oiled gears. I legit could not quite breathe.
Alright so. Long comment time A year ago my boyfriend started to play 40k. At first I was all "oh no, I have heard of this plastic crack before. I'm nerdy, but not THAT nerdy..." I knew about tyranids and space marines just from internet memes, and I had unknowingly turned "blood for the blood god" into "cookies for the cookie god" at one point. Then I learned about the chaos gods and thought they were pretty great. The boyfriend is a Nurgle player... But my interest in 40k only was basic knowledge about the different groups. I felt bad cause the boyfriend was super into it and I barely understood it. The human part was especially confusing to me... I even went to a couple games with my boyfriend, though I'm prone to napping and finding people's pets to play with during games. I had seen bits of this series around, and I had joined a couple meme groups and Grimdank to better understand 40k humor. Figured I'd try and understand that at least. So like a week ago, I was pretty sad and I needed something goofy. I had seen Slaanesh patrol before, and I was all "Fuck it, I'm going to watch that 40k cutout series." And so I did. And oh no, now I'm reading Horus Rising, and looking at building an army myself (tyranids, I was a Zerg player on StarCraft.) What have you done.
It's people like you who go out of their way to help and understand others that keep me from pressing the big red shiny exterminatus button...... so shiny
First of all; THANKS FOR 30,000 SUBSCRIBERS! Secondly; You may be asking yourself - 'Alfabusa you fucking nerd, why are you remaking the first episode?! Also, where is episode 15!?' N-now, please remain calm, it isn't as it looks like, I can explain, please DON'T LEAVE! You see, I decided to remake episode 1 because I didn't think it properly represented the entirety of the series as a pilot. A pilot-episode is supposed to be the one video that a person can judge the entire series upon and if its worth checking out. As to quote Thunder, it is clear that the first episode was "meant to be a standalone thing" and "made in another age", so in comparison to pretty much all other episodes, especially the later ones - it is very weak. So, after a lot of wailing, I decided that THIS was the right thing to do! But don't worry, the original episode 1 can be found in the description of this video if you for some reason want to check it. Now I'm just hoping this will one day get as many likes as its predecessor. All of your likes are appreciated and will fuel my endless addiction.
Not to be that guy, but I think that the original first version have more character too it. I mean, sure, there is nothing wrong with this one, and I get your point about the pilot thing, but the first original one has a very unique charm and when it evolves into something more it really pulls the viewer in (atleast me). Nothing wrong with this one, just seems to try to fix something that does not need fixing. Imo ofc. Love your work man, keep it up. Glory to the Emperor.
Alpha i could wait a whole millennium for this stuff. I don't give two shits if it takes 5 months, you're doing a great job and i really like the series. Nice work, love it.
+ShadowWolfRising Actually the Centurion is an Imperial Fist Centurion, not an Angry Marine one. Though I doubt they'd want to use one because then they couldn't charge the enemy as easily.
Paul Akama I saw. My post was before that episode came out and my point still stands: It was an Imperial Fists Centurion, not an Angry Marines Centurion.
Well, now that the Custodians actually have models, with an entire army on the way, looks like I'm going to have to build me roster of fucking golden bananas as well!
Binge watching TTS is such an amazing treat, even after all these years. As long as these videos exist, i will watch this amazing creation. Whatever comes next, i'll be here to watch those creative juices flow once more.
I know why you are here. I know that the pause of this series darkens your heart. But take heart, Loyal Citizen. We march upon this Series yet another time, for the laughs, good times, and in open defiance of the Traitorious powers, Games Workshop. One more time, I say. Just one more time.
GW has recently instituted a zero-tolerance policy towards fan animations and the like. Even though they haven’t done anything yet, Alfabusa doesn’t want to risk continuing the series and potentially getting his channel banned and patreon taken down because he relies on both for income and has an infant son to take care of, so he has decided to shelve the series until GW changes the policy, and will now be focusing on producing content that has nothing to do with warhammer.
***Spoiler alert*** I only just realised that Rogal only calls himself adorable as his wall name because that is the first thing his father ever called him after regaining the ability to speak. That, is fucking adorable.
And he's been guarding his father this whole time, so he shows up immediately once he catches wind that his father can speak again. It's really quite sweet
Even 9 years later, this show still makes me weep. To all those watching TTS, you are truly enligtened and OG's of Warhammer content. I hope we are blessed once again by TTS someday.
Ah, I was hoping it was automatic. As in linked to the speech track, that didn't require a lot of work to get it going. I don't blame you Alfa, it was just a nice little quirk. I can see why you dropped it. I still enjoy this series way too much, though.
If it was automatic, I would've totally kept it and pimped it out like crazy! Unfortunetly, it's a manual thing, and utterly painful to do in the long run! But thank you for the kind words, its what is keeping me warm these cold winter nights!
you know.. I wonder sometimes if a random devotee of the emperor decide to defect to Tzeentch to learn to make a time machine, and hours within his death he had the knowledge and sent it to the entirety of the imperium to save the emperor... would they be so foolish as to refute that due to the origin of said knowledge?
I have now set onto a journey of watching every TTS episode in the right order instead of just watching a rondom one from time to time. Wish luck and endurance brothers
My best friend showed me this series randomly one time years back. At the time I was never into 40K much but he had loads of interest in it then. I nodded as he talked about it not really sure what it was or is about. Never really got too interested in any of it then. He passed away 3 years ago now. Years later I’ve become incredibly captivated by this world of Warhammer. I’ve finally found what he showed me at the time I could never remember for years now. Cheers gonna start series now!
robot gorillaman finally re-enters the Throne Room and laments to the Emperor ad nauseam about the state of the current Imperium, to which the emperor replies with three words that define him for the Crusade to come: *I KNOW RIGHT.*
"Where are the toasters you promised us" Episode 1. Much fucking later on: "Did they move Toaster sex day to today!?" And that's how you do a brick joke that kills with laughter, ladies and gents.
Ahaha, well - I didn't have to, but I really felt like it. I personally wasn't too fond of EP1 as it was. Doing this remake wasn't really about making it any funnier, more like fixing some inconsistencies and to make a pilot that represents the entire series better! The old EP1 is still up for you to enjoy if you'd like however!
I refuse to believe this is over. GW will change their mind. Alfabusa will find the stars aligned. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe in ten years. Maybe in forty. But this story can't be over.
Literally just found your channel and this series, OMFG!! What have I been doing with my internet life up until this point, please never stop making these XD
It's been a long day... withought you my friend, and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again. It's so sad that TTS will be keept on the golden throne because of GW's bs. rewatching all of this to give my battlebrother some well deserved support for all he did for us. I hope Alfabusa will be able to continue this in thr future. please don't ask your fans for forgiveness, for there is nothing to forgive, this is on GW for they have taken away one of the series that I and many more have been so invested in. We love you and all of us hope for a fast and swift return. the emperor protects.
It's hard for me to tell if I'm more sad at not having the opportunity to connect to this in the same way as everyone else because I was 10 when it came out, or if I'm happy that I don't have to go through the anguish of watching it get murdered.
6 years ago a legend started. 6 years later we see it now resting such as the Emperor now sits on the Golden Throne. It was a wild rild when it started and would have been definitely wilder had it continued. I shall be content knowing in another universe this will have strove onwards like an unending machine. Thank you for those 6 years Alfabusa and co. You will be honored in the halls of Holy Terra and in the hearts and minds of us all. We are the Hammer. This shall forever be glorious.
@@jefferycrouse4652 Dorn to build the imperium, gullicringe to administer it, sanguinius to embody it, curze to enforce its laws, and Russ to prowl its gates.
The first thing I thought when I saw this was George Lucas, but then I read your explanation and I see what you mean. In my personal opinion the fact that this remake is more self-aware than the original tones down the funny just a bit, but the jokes you put in almost made up for it. I do kind of miss the silly cardboard cutout style that the characters had though, the sheer silliness of it made me laugh. Though I will fully admit that the bendy straw versions do a much better job at conveying emotion and expression which is overall better in a storytelling environment, so I will say that this remake is on par with the original, though you need to keep the link to the original up so people won't get confused by the sudden decrease in "quality" and shift in the style of humor between episodes 1 and 2, unless you are planning to redo all of season 1 in the new style.
I dont even play or know barely a thing about 40k. I just stumbled across this and the idea of an ancient, motionless near demigod worshipped corpse on a golden throne having a Stephen Hawking box implanted just so he can bitch to his sycophant underlings how stupid everything is in this overly testosterone filled Metal album cover universe, is just a genius concept unto itself.
... I have watched the entire TTS series THREE TIMES already, and I NEVER KNEW THERE WAS A REMAKE OF THE FIRST EPISODE! Bruva, you REALLY need to add this to the play list.
rewatching this bad boy for the 10th time to double check ive liked all of them. i hope this can eventually continue but if not thank you Alfa and co for all your hard work. looking forward to whatever is next mate.
The fact the Emperor's first words are "About fucking time" is one of the greatest things ever
Tbh I never understood why the Imperium never tried this for him
One day, a child of the Imperium will be born, a child who will seem entirely normal until he speaks his first words. By those words shall the imperium know him as the reincarnation of the Emperor. And those words shall be “About fucking time.”
AncientThrowaway
because the great technology of the past is now lost forever
@@sparkyboi4387 Fair enough. The Adeptus Mechanicus must need more toasters before they can install such a device
it let's you know early what this is gonna be like. lol
Hats off to the fans rewatching! Long live TTS!! Try not to cry.
I’m trying…and failing.
Brothers
My eyes are sadly sweating
Help
*very much cry*
FORTIFY THOSE TEARDUCTS BROTHER! WE HAVE MOURNING TO DO!
THE FALLEN SHALL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THE EMPERORS *FINEST*
@@Si_Sireeni We stand strong brother. The Emperor protects.
i feel so sorry for that Dreadknight pilot. being shunned so brutally by the emperor himself must be the most devastating thing a space marine can receive.
@Jun Okura Draigo's genius cannot be understand by our pathetic inferior man, as we can't master his famous technic of "no sun" consisting of eating a sun and spitting it on his ennemies faces
To be fair he shunned the machine, not the pilot.
get shit on by his father though that baby carry suck ass.
Well, the Blood Angels are still a thing.
Erutan Egaro are you implying that the emperor is inferior? HEEERRRETTTIIIICCC "bangs head against exterminatus button furiously"
Toilet Seat Insignia, banana insults, and threatens to have his dying son's life support cut to shut those Ultramarine enthusiasts up? Praise the Emperor, for he is hilarious!
The emperor protects
He doesn't want his son to go through the same pain he's in.
Or the fact his son make his chapter weaker by turning it into smaller ones.
Anybody else think kitten is the best
The Emperor keks.
"Come to papa you."
OOOOOH IF ONLY YOU KNEW EMPEROR.
I'm new to 40k I'm guessing inbreeding is in play here, or cloning.... or mass breeding... or a disturbing combination of the 3.....
@@Outlaw7263 the centurion is actually a Trojan Horse controlled by his son Rogal Dorn
@@genericscottishchannel1603 spoilers
@@Outlaw7263 You have no fucking clue how close you are yet how off base you are.
@@genericscottishchannel1603 wait isnt rogal dorn the good guys ? He is the primarch of the Imperial fists right ?? Why is the centurion a bad thing ??
"Their constant uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull as if they where the immensly sanctimonious lovechichild of tinnitus and a jackhammer"
-The glorious cant-belive-hes-not-a-god Emperor
Aaah I see you obey the Emperor's word and not that of the inquisition
"Oh my self". For his rejection of divinity, His Majesty is certainly not above treating himself like a god.
He’s more of a narcissist.
@@WarmLusamine a narcissist who knows his place, but still needs that ego stroked every so often.
@@No-hf5xb George Takei: Ooooh myyyyyy....
Have you met The Emperor?
Always saying 'I'm not a god'
Then, he shows up on Mars.
Makes it rain for the first time in millenia. Is bathed in golden light, with the biggest ship they've ever seen. And seemingly magically fixes a Knight. Like he'd read the story of the arrival of the Omnissiah, and tried to imitate it as much as possible
I don't know about you, but if I woke up from a 10,000 year coma and people were calling me a god I'd just roll with it.
Emperor: says gullimen is the best primarch
Also Emperor: “Cut his life support”
Well, thry did cut his life support in gathering the storms.
Theres a theory about the reason on tv tropes check it out
And he still wonders why some of his sons betrayed him.
Then he goes on to say. "THE GREATEST LITTLE DERIVATIVE PILE OF BLUEBERRY PUDDING POP FUCKERY THAT HAS EVERY GLAZED THE SURFACE OF THIS SHITTY LITTLE GALAXY."
To be fair he does cry on episode 28 when Rogal mentions Gulliman.
Right, from now on I'm just going to randomly shout "WE ARE THE HAMMER" whenever and wherever.
You'll be recruited into the Grey Knights instantly.
What do you need to shout to be recruited into the Alfa-Legion?
TheNataniel14
This. A million times this.
evilnekowantznobs "Cactus"
Or random profanities.
Hail Hydrate
WE ARE THE CACTUS!
Where is my toaster?
Quiet, you!
Christian Yager only some of us are like this guy and sadly, it's a large "some". While some of us lead armies to fight for the imperium, like me, although I fight from the front lines and my army has essentially become a skitarii version of the iron warriors (pre-heresy)
What planet are you on by the way? On route to a dark mechanicum forge world to wreck their fucking traitorous faces by ramming my foot down their fucking throat!!
And I need some................... infantrymen to assist me.
It should've arrived within a week...unless another mailman was lost to Khorne again. Little letter-carrying bastards are feisty.
En route through terrax drill, destignate: 01001101 01100001 01100101 01101100 01110011 01110100 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000
Somewhere with many cyberdongs
You know, your series is seriously ruining my Dark Heresy campaign.
Now whenever I start writing an adventure, I can't stop thinking about giving the Emprah a text-to-speech device as the main plot...
lol achei que fosse o unico br aqui
brs estão em todos os lugares.
como assim mano, nossa é tão bom saber que eu não sou o único br que assiste TTS e gosta do universo de 40K
What the fuck?
@@brendancappelli2611 Don't ask me I'm as confused as you are
After GW’s latest announcement and the Fate of TTS video, I had to come back here and watch the whole series over again. If anyone else has come here for the same reason please leave a thumbs up to show it. Lets show Alfabusa just how much this meant to us.
As for you, Bruva...
Bruva Alfabusa, Warhammer 40k has become one of my favorite franchises, right up with Star Wars, DC comics and Lotr. And it is all because of you and this series. Thank you for bringing me into this universe and it’s incredible community. I acknowledge, understand, and respect your final decision and wish you well in life, for you, your wife, and even baby born just recently this year.
As Celestine once said(and I may be paraphrasing, please correct me if so)...”farewell for now” and “goodbye, friend”(as a certain chair bound person said to a Drukari leader).
This is my first time. I'm new to Warhammer and want to see what the fuss is all about with this TTS thing.
I heard the news from Davvy Chappy.
When the day comes that ttsd returns I will spend the entire day rewatching the series shouting “ALFA LIVES”
The worse part is this was free advertisement and with losing it they'll be losing money. Heck, it was the TTS - Heresy Scene that trended that got me to watch this which started my love for warhammer 40k.
what was the announcement ?
"I never created anything called grey knights"
Silly manperor, you inadvertently created them to shut malcador up, remember?
Technically, Emps founded the Knights-Errant through Malcador; Malcador and Janus (Magnus's equivalent of the Star Child) founded the Grey Knights.
"SHUT YOUR FACE YOU FUCKING BANANA"
i'll have to remember that one.
*FOR THE LOVE OF ALL STOP SIGNS IN THE GALAXY, CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST* That one is just perfect for sending to annoying people.
"My Glorious Overlord, you have been silent for millenia. Please, my Lord, speak to us with this device we have installed into the Golden Throne! Let us hear your words once more!"
"ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!"
I know that isn't totally right, but I still love it nonetheless.
Yeah you would think that someone would have installed this thing by now you would have thought by all this technology all this stuff that they have you would think they would install a text talking device
@@carolynpitts2163 The Emp can speak normally to people like he did to Guilliman. He's just been silent usually.
@@genericscout5408 yeah you would be silent too if it took all of your mental concentration to keep your soldiers moving through space and keeping the warp gate open
@@carolynpitts2163 No I'd establish on and off times for the Warp Travel systems to speak and make decrees. Even if the astronomicon flashed every couple of minutes off and on it'd still be good to make notes and get Intel to direct say the inquisition. 10,000 years is a long time and plenty of time to have written a few guidelines for the Empire.
@@genericscout5408 I know right
"I feel this is the start of something ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS"
Kitten, you have no idea.
Time for my yearly rewatch of the series
time for my monthly rewatch
And my daily rewatch for the laughs.
I shall join you on this holy pilgrimage
Courage and honor! I shall join you in your crusade!
Yeyeyeeyeyyeyeye ayayayaayayyayayayayaysysyyayayayayaayayayayayay
I knew this series would be hilarious as soon as I heard the glorious emperor's first words: About fucking time.
"Their constant, uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull like they were the immensely sanctimonious lovechild of tinnitus and a jackhammer."
Holy shit, was that a burn or an exterminatus?
Knowing His Majesty, it could well be both.
@@R_Caine If he concentrated his ire into psychic might, there would be nothing left of them.
Be honest. Who else is rewatching the entire series in honor of these glorious people?
We must hold the line. Even if we must wait a million mights like the Ancient Rylanor
Here
Im also herw
I just discovered this channel today =)))))
"The Adorable Centurion was I... ROGAL DORN."
IT WAS ME....... DIO
hail lord adorable
Oh come on, don't spoil it to those who did not see it yet. :P
Emperor : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@sergeantvedara9165 hold on I think you forgot some lettters, here you go
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Emperor: "Is he still alive?"
Kitten: "Barely. He was almost killed. He is currently in stasis back on the Ultramarines' homeworld of Macragge."
Emperor: "Cut is life-support."
XD
Much later on...
E: I wonder, if you cut 13th life support...
Kitten: Uhh...
???: Indivisible tensions lays thick throughout the air
/ blanketed by it’s weight, it feel impossible to bear / on the steps of the pathway father unknowingly pawed / I’d one day hoped to follow but now I rue the day...
Understandable.Horrible decision kinda,but understandable.
Guilliman later: YOU SHOULD DO WHAT MY FATHER SAID.
Creating the glorious Text-to-Speech Device and the Tech-priest dude wants toasters?
Seems legit!
In the 41st Millenium Toasters are artifacts of unbelievable power...toasting sliced bread, giving it a golden brown crust and a smell of heavenly mana...And Toasters are also the first semi-intelligent AI´s but shhhhh...no one has to know that :P
Terrorkekx May the Omnissiah bless and protect toasters!
Well, it is incredible unique, ancient technology which could solve numerous feeding crisis across the Imperium.
Oh and the Techpriests mention 'toaster sex day' in Episode 12. Perhaps he just needs to relieve some stress.
ThunderPsyker
Oh my....
ThunderPsyker Toaster sex day is glorious.
"Their constant uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull as if they were the immensely sanctimonious lovechild of tinnitus and a jackhammer."
Gave me the image of a thousand prepubescent Space Marines stomping around in their armor on a steel bridge whilst vocalizing like poorly oiled gears. I legit could not quite breathe.
Wow. The Emperor's kind of a dick.But I guess being a skeleton for near 10000 years does kind of make one a bit irritated.
And the fact his followers are insane to the point he may be done with the whole being a demi god thing.
Alright so. Long comment time
A year ago my boyfriend started to play 40k. At first I was all "oh no, I have heard of this plastic crack before. I'm nerdy, but not THAT nerdy..." I knew about tyranids and space marines just from internet memes, and I had unknowingly turned "blood for the blood god" into "cookies for the cookie god" at one point.
Then I learned about the chaos gods and thought they were pretty great. The boyfriend is a Nurgle player... But my interest in 40k only was basic knowledge about the different groups. I felt bad cause the boyfriend was super into it and I barely understood it. The human part was especially confusing to me... I even went to a couple games with my boyfriend, though I'm prone to napping and finding people's pets to play with during games.
I had seen bits of this series around, and I had joined a couple meme groups and Grimdank to better understand 40k humor. Figured I'd try and understand that at least.
So like a week ago, I was pretty sad and I needed something goofy. I had seen Slaanesh patrol before, and I was all "Fuck it, I'm going to watch that 40k cutout series." And so I did.
And oh no, now I'm reading Horus Rising, and looking at building an army myself (tyranids, I was a Zerg player on StarCraft.)
What have you done.
It's people like you who go out of their way to help and understand others that keep me from pressing the big red shiny exterminatus button...... so shiny
@@legiohysterius4624 such a magnificent button...
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 No I must resist for the man emperah
@@legiohysterius4624 press it. There may be heretics
We have converted a new victim to the cause
First of all; THANKS FOR 30,000 SUBSCRIBERS!
Secondly; You may be asking yourself - 'Alfabusa you fucking nerd, why are you remaking the first episode?! Also, where is episode 15!?'
N-now, please remain calm, it isn't as it looks like, I can explain, please DON'T LEAVE!
You see, I decided to remake episode 1 because I didn't think it properly represented the entirety of the series as a pilot. A pilot-episode is supposed to be the one video that a person can judge the entire series upon and if its worth checking out. As to quote Thunder, it is clear that the first episode was "meant to be a standalone thing" and "made in another age", so in comparison to pretty much all other episodes, especially the later ones - it is very weak.
So, after a lot of wailing, I decided that THIS was the right thing to do! But don't worry, the original episode 1 can be found in the description of this video if you for some reason want to check it.
Now I'm just hoping this will one day get as many likes as its predecessor. All of your likes are appreciated and will fuel my endless addiction.
Tanks so mutch i have ben whating so LONG fore this love your serie and work and also fore us warhammer 40k fanns
Alright! Remake!
Not to be that guy, but I think that the original first version have more character too it.
I mean, sure, there is nothing wrong with this one, and I get your point about the pilot thing, but the first original one has a very unique charm and when it evolves into something more it really pulls the viewer in (atleast me).
Nothing wrong with this one, just seems to try to fix something that does not need fixing. Imo ofc.
Love your work man, keep it up.
Glory to the Emperor.
Alpha i could wait a whole millennium for this stuff. I don't give two shits if it takes 5 months, you're doing a great job and i really like the series. Nice work, love it.
Episode 2 will be re-released 3 years from now as part of The Emperor Collection and will contain the multiplayer beta for Episode 15
it seems the Emperor hates the Ultra Smurfs as much as everyone else.
.........but he seems to think the Angry Marines are cute.
This pleases me.
+ShadowWolfRising Actually the Centurion is an Imperial Fist Centurion, not an Angry Marine one. Though I doubt they'd want to use one because then they couldn't charge the enemy as easily.
James Meiklejohn-Williams
then we need an Angry Marines video.
ShadowWolfRising Hell yes! The Emperor's reaction would be priceless.
+James Meiklejohn-Williams Spoiler - this is not a centurion, this is Rogal fucking Dorn!)
Paul Akama I saw. My post was before that episode came out and my point still stands: It was an Imperial Fists Centurion, not an Angry Marines Centurion.
Lost it at: "shut your face you fucking banana"
"Yes, my Lord"
I saw this comment, knew it was coming, and still lost my shit.
DaemonPrimarch
Yup.
I can never look at Centuri-chan the same way again after the latest episode.
Good name
Kitten
Wait what
_Your sweetheart was I_
*ep 20 Spoilers*
*_Rogal Dorn_*
Yeeeeeessss....
That one Custodes looks kinda handsome.
*but....he is you!......WHAT WARP DEVILRY IS THIS*
WHAT HERASY I HAVE COME TO CRUMP DA HERATIC I MEAN KILL EM humy gits
Bitch
@@moneymrcrabs6814 Makes sense.
Anger
Well, now that the Custodians actually have models, with an entire army on the way, looks like I'm going to have to build me roster of fucking golden bananas as well!
@Benito Mussolini Funny you should say that.
www.indiegogo.com/projects/fabulous-pillar-guardians-tabletop-miniatures#/
@@vsGoliath96 what the fucking terra on fucking rollerskate... WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN WALLET
I love the Monty Pythonesque animation.
Binge watching TTS is such an amazing treat, even after all these years. As long as these videos exist, i will watch this amazing creation.
Whatever comes next, i'll be here to watch those creative juices flow once more.
Just coming to pay my respects and rewatch for a last time. I'll fucking miss this series, it was the thing that made me look for more WH40K.
Time for another rewatch, laddie
Gonna be honest, for a minute I read WH40K as WHACK
@@dr.adderman483 well 40k is whacked
I know why you are here. I know that the pause of this series darkens your heart. But take heart, Loyal Citizen. We march upon this Series yet another time, for the laughs, good times, and in open defiance of the Traitorious powers, Games Workshop. One more time, I say. Just one more time.
Hey thanks for this comment. Kinda helped me feel better. Have a nice day.
“I have so many things to complain about” truer words have never been spoken
"I feel like this is the start of something ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS."
I get the feeling that Alfabusa had NO IDEA how true that was XD
Rest In Peace Warhammer 40k fan community, you will be dearly missed.
I don't understand what the fuck happened will he delete the videos?
GW has recently instituted a zero-tolerance policy towards fan animations and the like. Even though they haven’t done anything yet, Alfabusa doesn’t want to risk continuing the series and potentially getting his channel banned and patreon taken down because he relies on both for income and has an infant son to take care of, so he has decided to shelve the series until GW changes the policy, and will now be focusing on producing content that has nothing to do with warhammer.
***Spoiler alert***
I only just realised that Rogal only calls himself adorable as his wall name because that is the first thing his father ever called him after regaining the ability to speak. That, is fucking adorable.
He is adorable, and he likes fudge.
@@anueutsuho7425 This is true.
And he's been guarding his father this whole time, so he shows up immediately once he catches wind that his father can speak again. It's really quite sweet
Please tell me i'm not the only one who headbangs with the emperor at the end.
I always thought that looks weird as fuck.
Katie Whitford you are not alone! For I do it as well, and my brother gives me a weird look because I am at the breakfast table.
I ordered kitten to head bang to he looked so dumb only I can polite off
The fallen shall be forever remembered as the emperor's finest
Even 9 years later, this show still makes me weep. To all those watching TTS, you are truly enligtened and OG's of Warhammer content. I hope we are blessed once again by TTS someday.
I love how this is just an onslaught of well articulated roasts.
Keyboard Corrector he’s had lots of time to think of them
I enjoyed this remake allot more than the last episode. No one tell the emperor rogue trader isn't canon anymore.
Rogue Trader is forever canon, no matter what they say.
WAAAAARD CAAAAAN'T BRING UUUUSSS DOOOOOOWN
ThunderPsyker Guess what... In Rogue Trader... Sanctioned orks exist... And now that it isnt canon... *>:)* SANCTIONED ORKS EXIIIIIIIIIST!
There was so much potential for Guilliman returning and finally talking to his father (and dorn).
Shame it ended so soon.
Could you imagine what we couldve done with current lore?
Damn it kitten! This is why i told you to cut his life support!
The only thing that I miss from the first episode is Emperor's eye glowing in synth with his text-to-speech device.
I totally caved in and gave up on that only after a couple of episodes because it was such a hassle to edit for little payoff ._.
Ah, I was hoping it was automatic. As in linked to the speech track, that didn't require a lot of work to get it going.
I don't blame you Alfa, it was just a nice little quirk. I can see why you dropped it.
I still enjoy this series way too much, though.
If it was automatic, I would've totally kept it and pimped it out like crazy!
Unfortunetly, it's a manual thing, and utterly painful to do in the long run!
But thank you for the kind words, its what is keeping me warm these cold winter nights!
Kitten: "I feel like this is the start of something absolutely GLORIOUS!"
Me: "Ah Kitten, little Kitten, you have no idea."
I always die laughing when I hear the emperor tell the custodes to cut Guilliman's life support
10 years later, this silly spinoff is still beloved by all who have seen it.
lol
The ending makes it look like we are literally getting fucked by the emperor.
Implying we could withstand the Emperor's Divine girth.
The emperor protects!
COMENCE THE IMPERIAL FISTING!
I've prepared my anus for an exterminatus, that's for sure-
"The start of something absolutely glorious..." :(
"CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST" hit me so much harder than it should've
you know.. I wonder sometimes if a random devotee of the emperor decide to defect to Tzeentch to learn to make a time machine, and hours within his death he had the knowledge and sent it to the entirety of the imperium to save the emperor... would they be so foolish as to refute that due to the origin of said knowledge?
This was covered in a Horus Heresy short story. The short -version- answer is [SPOILERS].
'Cease and Fucking Desist'
didn't know Bruva was quoting gitswankshop all those years ago
I have now set onto a journey of watching every TTS episode in the right order instead of just watching a rondom one from time to time. Wish luck and endurance brothers
My best friend showed me this series randomly one time years back. At the time I was never into 40K much but he had loads of interest in it then. I nodded as he talked about it not really sure what it was or is about. Never really got too interested in any of it then.
He passed away 3 years ago now.
Years later I’ve become incredibly captivated by this world of Warhammer. I’ve finally found what he showed me at the time I could never remember for years now. Cheers gonna start series now!
robot gorillaman finally re-enters the Throne Room and laments to the Emperor ad nauseam about the state of the current Imperium, to which the emperor replies with three words that define him for the Crusade to come:
*I KNOW RIGHT.*
"Where are the toasters you promised us" Episode 1.
Much fucking later on: "Did they move Toaster sex day to today!?"
And that's how you do a brick joke that kills with laughter, ladies and gents.
Farewell, TTS.
Godspeed
Time to rewatch this series again
4:15 Realizing 6 years later Rogal wanted to be called Lord Adorable bc that’s the first thing the emperor said to him when he got his tts device
At the end of it all, where else is there to go but right back to the begining and retake the glorious journey from the very first step
I don't care that it's over. This series is one of the greatest pieces of art ever. Thank you Alfabusa.
That "stfu you banana" line was just savage and out if nowhere, I love it
You don't have to Special Edition/George Lucas the First Episode, Bruva, the original vid was great as it is.
But I already did!
*****
I know, I'm just saying you didn't have to. Still, it's nice that you're willing to talk to a scrub like myself.
Ahaha, well - I didn't have to, but I really felt like it. I personally wasn't too fond of EP1 as it was. Doing this remake wasn't really about making it any funnier, more like fixing some inconsistencies and to make a pilot that represents the entire series better!
The old EP1 is still up for you to enjoy if you'd like however!
Right-o. Just concerned it all. After all, ol' George kept tinkering w/ his films so many times it wasn't even funny is all.
Don't worry, not gonna do it over and over again. I just really wanted to fix this one up!
I refuse to believe this is over.
GW will change their mind. Alfabusa will find the stars aligned.
Maybe tomorrow. Maybe in ten years. Maybe in forty.
But this story can't be over.
SPEHSS BANANAS
BaTTLE BRUVAS! TODAY WE ARE ON PALM! PREPARED TO DEEP STRIKE!
LET THE POTASSIUM BURN THEM TO A CINDER!
Praise the photosynthesis!
And so a new Joke was born
Let Them Eat BANANAS
ALIEN BEANS!!!
It truly was the start of something great.
Knowing that's Dorn makes it even funnier, because that's the first time he's been shown any affection in 10 millennia
Here I am again re-watching this whole series years later. This series has taught me more 40k lore than the actual books and games. Lol.
Remember what they took from you.
this shit sucks
Years later, and I'm watching this again and again
The Emperor protects
Hey. I'm in a sad place and went here to feel happy. I hope you know you made something that is really helping me right now. Thank you so much.
Literally just found your channel and this series, OMFG!! What have I been doing with my internet life up until this point, please never stop making these XD
That “cease and desist* sure hits differently now
It's been a long day... withought you my friend, and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again.
It's so sad that TTS will be keept on the golden throne because of GW's bs. rewatching all of this to give my battlebrother some well deserved support for all he did for us. I hope Alfabusa will be able to continue this in thr future.
please don't ask your fans for forgiveness, for there is nothing to forgive, this is on GW for they have taken away one of the series that I and many more have been so invested in.
We love you and all of us hope for a fast and swift return.
the emperor protects.
What did Gear's actually do?I'm confused...
“CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST” oof
Tell me...what's the actual TTS voice used for the Emperor? I'm actually quite curious.
I’d really like to know as well...
I love how he obtains text-to-speech and the immediate first thing he does with it is complain about the ultramarines 😂😂😂
It's hard for me to tell if I'm more sad at not having the opportunity to connect to this in the same way as everyone else because I was 10 when it came out, or if I'm happy that I don't have to go through the anguish of watching it get murdered.
Just think, nearly six years later this has become legendary among Warhammer fans. The most indispensable resource for lore on the internet.
Exactly
you know this series is good when the first words out of the emperor's device is "ABOUT FUCKING TIME"
"I have so many things to complain about" is a reasonable reaction to finding out you exist in the Warhammer 40k universe...
"I feel this is the start of something glorious"
Oh Kitten, how right you were.
Seeing how far this "franchise" has progressed, seeing Kitten think about putting down his armor for the Emperor feels so unnatural
"The exterior design was designed by the Grand Master of the Grey Knights himself, Kaldor Draigo"
Well that explains why it is so... Well... That.
@Benito Mussolini he is one of my people..was. i no longer have adhd
Kinda funny that current 40k lore had Guilliman dealing with similiar premise of TTS.
6 years ago a legend started. 6 years later we see it now resting such as the Emperor now sits on the Golden Throne. It was a wild rild when it started and would have been definitely wilder had it continued. I shall be content knowing in another universe this will have strove onwards like an unending machine.
Thank you for those 6 years Alfabusa and co. You will be honored in the halls of Holy Terra and in the hearts and minds of us all.
We are the Hammer. This shall forever be glorious.
I just realized. that rogal dorn was in the first episode, on his fathers lap, and in the last he yet remains.
Proving that he, in fact, the best Boi. Right behind Boy
@@jefferycrouse4652 Dorn to build the imperium, gullicringe to administer it, sanguinius to embody it, curze to enforce its laws, and Russ to prowl its gates.
The first thing I thought when I saw this was George Lucas, but then I read your explanation and I see what you mean. In my personal opinion the fact that this remake is more self-aware than the original tones down the funny just a bit, but the jokes you put in almost made up for it. I do kind of miss the silly cardboard cutout style that the characters had though, the sheer silliness of it made me laugh. Though I will fully admit that the bendy straw versions do a much better job at conveying emotion and expression which is overall better in a storytelling environment, so I will say that this remake is on par with the original, though you need to keep the link to the original up so people won't get confused by the sudden decrease in "quality" and shift in the style of humor between episodes 1 and 2, unless you are planning to redo all of season 1 in the new style.
I dont even play or know barely a thing about 40k. I just stumbled across this and the idea of an ancient, motionless near demigod worshipped corpse on a golden throne having a Stephen Hawking box implanted just so he can bitch to his sycophant underlings how stupid everything is in this overly testosterone filled Metal album cover universe, is just a genius concept unto itself.
If the Emperor actually got a tts device, he would actually shit on his underlings for how shit the imperium has become
I just found this golden jewel of a series. WHY DOeS EVERYTHING SO FUcKING GOOD END BEFORE I FIND IT! FUCK!
Damn I feel for you
@@steadyjumper3547 thanks
... I have watched the entire TTS series THREE TIMES already, and I NEVER KNEW THERE WAS A REMAKE OF THE FIRST EPISODE! Bruva, you REALLY need to add this to the play list.
pour machaniacas guys will they ever get there toasters
rewatching this bad boy for the 10th time to double check ive liked all of them. i hope this can eventually continue but if not thank you Alfa and co for all your hard work. looking forward to whatever is next mate.
Doing a in memoriam rewatch. Hope I see the day of thy return
God I’m so afraid of this being taken down
Start downloading and archiving every warhammer thing.
Anyone else rewatching the series after getting the news of the indefinite hiatus?
Yes
FUCK games workshop for ruining a masterpiece
Here we go again.
No
RIP TTS. We will miss you in the time you're gone! I for one will be watching the whole series again!
Oh boy. Here I go re-watching this series a 4th time.