I quite like an alternative ending i have come up with to this joke, where a doctor comes to the island and gives him 15 years to live. He doesnt say a word to his partner for 4 years, and then says "will you marry me?" His partner replies, "pardon?" The man, disgruntled, remains detirminedly silent for another 2 years, then says "marry me?" "What?" says his partner. The man is furous, and in despair. He thinks of all the things he wants to say to her, how much he loved her and wants to marry her. That he really is highly alergic to shellfish. And also not to put his Y fronts in with her red dress again. And he returns solemly to his silence for another 9 years. Now on his death bed, his would-be wife looks on, earnestly, waiting on his every word, as he prepares to utter his last: "I do not know why you are like this."
Because the man could only say or defer one word per year, it took him six years to be able to say the phrase, "My darling, will you marry me?" But the woman didn't quite catch what he said ("Pardon?") meaning six years' worth of words were wasted and he has to wait another six years to be able to say the phrase again.
Okay I'll take a stab at this one. Seems like to me the woman was under the same curse. One word per year. The man had saved up his resource. To convey his message. The woman could not finish the phrase pardon me. Also that and the less a woman speaks the better. I'm not going to get too many disagreements on that second too last sentence by the way.
I quite like an alternative ending i have come up with to this joke, where a doctor comes to the island and gives him 15 years to live.
He doesnt say a word to his partner for 4 years, and then says "will you marry me?"
His partner replies, "pardon?"
The man, disgruntled, remains detirminedly silent for another 2 years, then says "marry me?"
"What?" says his partner.
The man is furous, and in despair. He thinks of all the things he wants to say to her, how much he loved her and wants to marry her. That he really is highly alergic to shellfish. And also not to put his Y fronts in with her red dress again. And he returns solemly to his silence for another 9 years.
Now on his death bed, his would-be wife looks on, earnestly, waiting on his every word, as he prepares to utter his last:
"I do not know why you are like this."
That's good
@@shutup7742 Well, thanks for the set-up!
Good one. :)
Thank you! Cheers!
Well played! I subscribed because we look oddly related and it’s tripping me out.
Lol that would be trippy
@@shutup7742 bruv I know 😂, my lady was dying
Lay off the drugs and booze buddy.
I'm afraid this joke may be too highbrow for me, I don't get it
She didn't hear him.
@@PaulMab9 Oof. My soul. XD
@@Spookweave I think you have to take the joke on how you interpret it. There's a pretty good interpretation of the comments above.
Because the man could only say or defer one word per year, it took him six years to be able to say the phrase, "My darling, will you marry me?" But the woman didn't quite catch what he said ("Pardon?") meaning six years' worth of words were wasted and he has to wait another six years to be able to say the phrase again.
Okay I'll take a stab at this one. Seems like to me the woman was under the same curse. One word per year. The man had saved up his resource. To convey his message. The woman could not finish the phrase pardon me. Also that and the less a woman speaks the better. I'm not going to get too many disagreements on that second too last sentence by the way.
@@doyleself6849 That last statement was probably better than the joke itself.
@@doyleself6849 I like.
This joke because it led a lot to interpretation.
To the brainless wonder doyleself.
Well, nuff said!
From a woman.
Thank you for that honestly.@@deannyeltatzie7759
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