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  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit 3 роки тому +6614

    "All diversity is great! Except diversity of thought. We can't have THAT."

    • @knocks42
      @knocks42 3 роки тому +9

      Thanks Jazz. BTW I liked your games.

    • @bassfan71
      @bassfan71 3 роки тому +5

      Bingo

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 3 роки тому +118

      That's literally the only diversity that matters. If people think and act the same their diversity is superficial and meaningless.

    • @sklanguage589
      @sklanguage589 3 роки тому +3

      That's harmful misinformation and hate speech!

    • @distractionbeast778
      @distractionbeast778 3 роки тому +2

      I've been told this.

  • @Wonmanbanned
    @Wonmanbanned 3 роки тому +4935

    As a disabled person I am highly offended that there are no disabled hires. I now require repatriations for my hurt feelings. I think 1 billion will settle this.

    • @happity
      @happity 3 роки тому +93

      *reparations

    • @insidevoice9139
      @insidevoice9139 3 роки тому +433

      @@happity uhmm; did you just correct a disabled person's spelling mistake? That's ableist, you bigot! How dare you bully this person with your intellectual bigotry! You're a Bully! You Bigot piece of trash!
      This response brought to you by:
      Hypocrisy & Satire! 😀

    • @theapplechapel
      @theapplechapel 3 роки тому +203

      @@happity I'm speling diabled nd I'm offended

    • @happity
      @happity 3 роки тому +70

      @@theapplechapel fair enough 😂

    • @MasterDoctorN7
      @MasterDoctorN7 3 роки тому +40

      The check is in the mail. Hope that helps.

  • @soold55
    @soold55 3 роки тому +4901

    The Asian needs to be gay, transgender or something inbetween. Straight male Asian isn't a diversity hire in America.

    • @Hungabrigoo
      @Hungabrigoo 3 роки тому +242

      @Jason York You are not far off my man. BLM is already making some test runs on open anti-semitism.

    • @KevinSmith-qi5yn
      @KevinSmith-qi5yn 3 роки тому +61

      South Africans are white too now since they rank high on median income.

    • @blappichulo9015
      @blappichulo9015 3 роки тому +69

      Plot twist: that's an Asian woman. Assigned male at birth. And here you are.. Sitting there casting your heteronormative gender norms on a trans+ person. Oh just bc they have a square jaw, Adam's apple, stubble, and bulge in their crotch, they're automatically a "man" ?!

    • @jettonjets1557
      @jettonjets1557 3 роки тому +87

      @Jason York Same with like Indians. You never see them in the news and they are like the highest earners in the U.S. The liberals don't care about high achieving minorities. And yeah, I know that Indians are technically Asians but you get my point.

    • @jackj1262
      @jackj1262 3 роки тому +3

      @@KevinSmith-qi5yn South Africa is a shithole...

  • @bioemiliano
    @bioemiliano 3 роки тому +1128

    "Never question science"
    I hate so much the phrase, if you don't question it, then that shit ain't science!

    • @yyeeeyyyey8802
      @yyeeeyyyey8802 3 роки тому +83

      expecialy with the things that people wanna push as "science" nowaday haha

    • @theakiwar9118
      @theakiwar9118 3 роки тому +6

      Agreed.

    • @samme79
      @samme79 3 роки тому +54

      @@yyeeeyyyey8802 Not to mention it's only "science" if it's the popular opinion anyway

    • @thesrilankanguy3652
      @thesrilankanguy3652 3 роки тому +42

      science is litterally questions and answers.

    • @insertcoolnamelater9334
      @insertcoolnamelater9334 3 роки тому +5

      That's the joke.

  • @Hallyug
    @Hallyug 3 роки тому +4501

    This is literally Google. We used to get double points toward our target when we hired women lol

    • @st33lbird
      @st33lbird 3 роки тому +730

      Can confirm. Ex-Google here.

    • @banredassaultsuvs361
      @banredassaultsuvs361 3 роки тому +553

      How is that legal??

    • @NoPowerintheVerse
      @NoPowerintheVerse 3 роки тому +343

      F U Affirmative Action

    • @jaientenduunevoix726
      @jaientenduunevoix726 3 роки тому +583

      I remember how everyone idolized Google when I was young. Organize the worlds information, don’t be evil, a dream company with amazing perks. I grew up going to the Tech Museum in San Jose and had so much faith Silicon Valley would save humanity and thought the Bay Area was so morally just. Things fall apart.

    • @RetiredRobot
      @RetiredRobot 3 роки тому +208

      Marxist tactics for toppling an institution

  • @dontbestupid6664
    @dontbestupid6664 3 роки тому +4425

    Nike: "I dare anyone who claims that Nike is not a diverse company to look at the faces of the thousands of people that work at Nike sweatshops across the globe."

    • @hthrun
      @hthrun 3 роки тому +112

      @@PotatoeSnow That's progressive!

    • @benjapizarro981
      @benjapizarro981 3 роки тому +21

      You just have to look at their fabrics in asia

    • @orthodoxchristian127
      @orthodoxchristian127 3 роки тому +9

      @@PotatoeSnow Whom did they fire and why? I would say white, straight men but what do I know?!

    • @Darren_Tay
      @Darren_Tay 3 роки тому +28

      @@orthodoxchristian127 The irony is that they are firing 500 employees and it's in the State of Oregon. But, somehow have the money to commit $40 million over the next four years to left wing sjw woke organisations. Now, this 500 people can be free from work to continue celebrating their protest.

    • @ian4920
      @ian4920 3 роки тому +6

      As I was reading this, Sir Oswald Mosley's speech about sweatshops and exploitation of peoples by global finance came to mind...

  • @frieza2235
    @frieza2235 3 роки тому +278

    "I pledge to fill every position OTHER THAN MINE with the most diverse staff..."
    So true

    • @wham7125
      @wham7125 2 роки тому +12

      Liberals in a nutshell.

    • @janedoe5629
      @janedoe5629 2 роки тому +2

      This is the company DISCORD in a nutshell. If you walk into their headquarters in SF, there are no Straight White Men working the regular jobs at all. However, the entirety of the upper management is all straight white guys. I remember a meeting in 2018 where they brainstormed how they could legally discriminate via the job application process. They actually did find a way...go apply online, and you'll see what I mean.

    • @UserName-ii1ce
      @UserName-ii1ce 2 роки тому +2

      Who are the shareholders

    • @UserName-ii1ce
      @UserName-ii1ce 2 роки тому

      @@janedoe5629 damn I juse discord like every day

  • @BlackWolf207
    @BlackWolf207 3 роки тому +245

    I read an article on LinkedIn about a company’s CEO said there wouldn’t be any political discussions at work because he said “you come to work to work” and he was getting so much shit from people saying “you are racist if you don’t stand with BLM!” Imagine being controversial for saying the workplace is for work. Lmao

    • @Habsolutely
      @Habsolutely 2 роки тому +2

      Coinbase I think.

    • @spacep0d
      @spacep0d 2 роки тому +15

      I suppose they also think you're sexist if you're not a feminist? LOL.

    • @DarkAbilex
      @DarkAbilex Рік тому +1

      And look at where we are now

  • @RyanSmith-hi2nv
    @RyanSmith-hi2nv 3 роки тому +2389

    "Every job should be 50% women." One woman and four guys. lol

    • @RyanSmith-hi2nv
      @RyanSmith-hi2nv 3 роки тому +200

      @@pureconex I am ashamed.

    • @RyanSmith-hi2nv
      @RyanSmith-hi2nv 3 роки тому +3

      @@slippinjimmy239 nope

    • @robertsides3626
      @robertsides3626 3 роки тому +14

      Half man, half bear, and half pig...

    • @damianhanleyinc1776
      @damianhanleyinc1776 3 роки тому +6

      @Larry Byrd Dang Larry... you make a great point here #woke #sciencey

    • @mayorofthenonsense
      @mayorofthenonsense 3 роки тому +9

      Ryan Smith Ah, but if “there is no difference between men and women”, then it doesn’t matter, does it? Just get one of the men to identify as female.

  • @johntongilbertjamessonthet735
    @johntongilbertjamessonthet735 3 роки тому +4318

    he is the chosen one, he will bring balance to the force.

    • @bradmeek
      @bradmeek 3 роки тому +40

      Nah, thats JP
      Ryan is more of a Han Solo IMO 😜

    • @theghostlyone
      @theghostlyone 3 роки тому +4

      He is still a degenerate. He's the exact same thing as the status quo. If you stopped looking at everything from one side you would see that.

    • @Swervee9
      @Swervee9 3 роки тому +51

      @@theghostlyone 😅👍.....wait, you weren't joking?

    • @jebosamvasjako
      @jebosamvasjako 3 роки тому +104

      @@theghostlyone Oh fuck off, i think we have had enough with diversity quotas and fucking socialism, people being employed because of skin color or gender rather than merit. Fuck off with that, you're the degenerate for defending such things. You couldn't escape from left wing politics anywhere, games, movies, internet, it's fucking everywhere censoring everything, sucking the joy out of things. The far left is degenerate.

    • @mattzrsimon
      @mattzrsimon 3 роки тому +25

      @@theghostlyone when arguments lack, projection attack

  • @AarmOZ84
    @AarmOZ84 3 роки тому +613

    I like how the white guy dominates the conversation and stereotypes everyone else there. 🤣

    • @bobshenix
      @bobshenix 2 роки тому +13

      That's the joke !

  • @xrpfuture4381
    @xrpfuture4381 3 роки тому +233

    Ryan Long says he’s a comedian, but he keeps making documentaries 😏

  • @TheBillNye
    @TheBillNye 3 роки тому +9264

    I’m so glad that google was generous enough to let you film their meetings

    • @carmensandiego4270
      @carmensandiego4270 3 роки тому +26

      Lolll

    • @jessecatlow7451
      @jessecatlow7451 3 роки тому +11

      Bahahahaha

    • @AntonSlavik
      @AntonSlavik 3 роки тому +35

      Shit nigga, that was funnier than the video

    • @mijuajua4820
      @mijuajua4820 3 роки тому +6

      This comment is gold!👍😁

    • @jankoleon3785
      @jankoleon3785 3 роки тому +9

      @B B It's like back in 2019 where Miss Universe, Miss USA, Miss America, and Miss Teen USA were all black women even though it wasn't really diversity because of the fact the were all the exact same color

  • @JohnSmith-vr9if
    @JohnSmith-vr9if 3 роки тому +1291

    Hilarious and so true in corporate. Diversity of color and sexual orientation but no diversity of thought.

    • @michaelangelo975
      @michaelangelo975 3 роки тому +30

      @JustJ WhoIsAsking Time to update your r5esume and look for another job.

    • @ABC-cq5hm
      @ABC-cq5hm 3 роки тому +17

      JustJ WhoIsAsking Let me guess, the privileged are the straight white men?

    • @lystic9392
      @lystic9392 3 роки тому +6

      @JustJ WhoIsAsking You do get paid for all those things? It sounds like the easiest job ever ^__^ Though not the most fun job. I guess they turned your job into a creative outlet. If you make up enough instances in which you were discriminated against can you get a raise or a kind of victimhood wage bonus? I wonder how this game works. Do they clear rules or is it all kinda made up on the fly?

    • @hthrun
      @hthrun 3 роки тому +5

      @JustJ WhoIsAsking My company is just like that now.
      They had us fill out a survey and asked if we would share stories about diversity at the meeting. I put on the survey that I would share about how I'm a white man married to a black woman with four kids and we've always been treated extremely well by mostly white groups of people. But nobody got called on to share, at least not while I was listening.
      Also, this meeting was specifically for my location but only one of the four main speakers was actually from here.

    • @lexingtonconcord8751
      @lexingtonconcord8751 3 роки тому +9

      Bingo! Diversity of everything superficial. That's just how liberals roll.

  • @heethesee6593
    @heethesee6593 3 роки тому +43

    “a broad group of people with the exact same stand on every social and political issue”, that’s just golden

  • @JohnSmith-tc9ez
    @JohnSmith-tc9ez 3 роки тому +170

    This is exactly how Justin Trudeau choose is cabinet ministers!!!

  • @treedoor
    @treedoor 3 роки тому +1067

    Having them all say the same opinion together in monotone is how I've been envisioning "diversity" at companies for years. This is spot on.

    • @garrettkajmowicz
      @garrettkajmowicz 3 роки тому +6

      Oh, no. The scary part is that there are a lot of people enthusiastic about the thing on the inside.

    • @fatetestarossa2774
      @fatetestarossa2774 3 роки тому +2

      indeed
      : )))))))))))))))))))))
      jajajajajjajajajajajjajajajajjajajja

    • @tanelviil9149
      @tanelviil9149 3 роки тому +3

      this has nothing to do with america but with the CULTURAL MARXISM inside america ... RIGHT WINGERS warned you all for decades but you all were busy calling them racist, now you see what has happened...this by the way is just the tip of the ice berg...i bet many of you still dont see the ANTI WHITE RACISM that is in almost all movies, TV shows and in politics, not to mention in the streets.
      If you are a white person , you better become fast RIGHT WING NATIONALISt and start voting for people who stop immigration, and who demand that ANTI COMMUNIST laws are resurrected in america... or you are done for .
      diversity is only used against white people in case you don't have noticed.
      diversity = less white people, get it???
      But don't worry apparently white genocide is just an alt right conspiracy theory.

    • @user-kg6pr1iv4i
      @user-kg6pr1iv4i 3 роки тому

      @@tanelviil9149 Lmao

    • @sweettea3879
      @sweettea3879 3 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately, this is Biden's administration

  • @mcalo2000
    @mcalo2000 3 роки тому +2153

    This would be hilarious if it weren’t a documentary at this point
    Who am I kidding it’s still hilarious but it’s a documentary

    • @kandidaten3
      @kandidaten3 3 роки тому +6

      very good! you know how to copy and paste jokes!

    • @mcalo2000
      @mcalo2000 3 роки тому +17

      kandidaten3 I love you too

    • @andrerichard628
      @andrerichard628 3 роки тому +1

      @@mcalo2000 No, he's right I've read that same joke 10 times.

    • @presidential8818
      @presidential8818 3 роки тому +11

      Netflix is gonna have a hard time classifying his show when his special comes out.

    • @zarinjanis
      @zarinjanis 3 роки тому +2

      BOYS

  • @JoJoRock197
    @JoJoRock197 3 роки тому +20

    “My interview was just him asking me if I’ve ever had sex with a woman.”
    Priceless.

  • @Pathfinders_Ascend
    @Pathfinders_Ascend 3 роки тому +38

    They're just putting together a colorful zoo of human beings, with differences that are literally skin deep.

  • @federalmayhem
    @federalmayhem 3 роки тому +343

    0:20 yikes touching a shoulder, that lawsuit is going to cost Diversity Corp big time

    • @tvenningmedia4334
      @tvenningmedia4334 3 роки тому +10

      Especially since it is part hover hand, part actual touch. That's out of protocol, and thereby, out of company policy.

    • @segurall1
      @segurall1 3 роки тому +6

      @Tvenning Media シ The hover hand with actual touching is the worst. It has the creepy look of the hover hand, and the actual physicality of real touching.

    • @YeshuaIsTheTruth
      @YeshuaIsTheTruth 3 роки тому +1

      That's sex-shul herris-mint!

  • @fouronetwo813
    @fouronetwo813 3 роки тому +448

    "Every position other than mine" LOL

    • @angelopueyygarcia43
      @angelopueyygarcia43 3 роки тому +10

      @Alex Jackson if that black girl is actually competent and worked hard for that position than okay. But if it's like here in the video and hired and promoted based on she's a black girl. Than ew.

    • @rohilthomson
      @rohilthomson 3 роки тому

      @Ghettobible lmao CEO of da streets

  • @MrJasoncklein
    @MrJasoncklein 3 роки тому +40

    "Diversity is our strength."
    This is a parody of the Canadian government. 😁👍

  • @LoganCovers91
    @LoganCovers91 3 роки тому +144

    Then you find out all of these "diverse people" are living in the most expensive city in the world, working for the richest multi-national corporations in the world, and they tell you YOU are the problem because you still use fossil fuel or something

  • @chihirosen6996
    @chihirosen6996 3 роки тому +4297

    "There is no biological difference between men and women"
    "Never question science"
    *confused screaming*

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 роки тому +142

      Well if you haven’t heard, the “correct” scientific view is that gender and biological sex have nothing to do with chromosomes, the macroscopic manifestation of chromosomes are construed through a socially constructed lens and should be ignored

    • @arbootieoaks
      @arbootieoaks 3 роки тому +269

      Biology is such a nuisance! Very problematic to diversity

    • @ximkai8794
      @ximkai8794 3 роки тому +41

      @@frankmerker630 ok, so follow up question. What's it mean when some of us have visible and obvious differences in our physiology and genitalia?

    • @nerdy1701
      @nerdy1701 3 роки тому +17

      @@ximkai8794 I'm pretty sure he answered your question in the statement above.

    • @justmindset
      @justmindset 3 роки тому +17

      @@frankmerker630 I've never seen that claim in any scientific paper, ever.

  • @YTnotes
    @YTnotes 3 роки тому +359

    "He didn't ask for my resume. He asked for my 23 and me and my thoughts on Trump."

  • @JohnCrestani
    @JohnCrestani 3 роки тому +439

    this is so good

  • @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்

    "Lesbo you have any ideas"
    I'm dying here,

  • @ChilapaOfTheAmazons
    @ChilapaOfTheAmazons 3 роки тому +622

    I've actually worked at that company.
    The money was not worth the slow death of my soul. 😧

    • @luthiengs
      @luthiengs 3 роки тому +39

      I'm working at a place like this now....not sure how much longer I can take it

    • @mhaas281
      @mhaas281 3 роки тому +79

      @Big Brother I worked a big tech company for a while. There were loud mouth Trump hating feminist there. I had fun leaving Trump pens and assorted items around their desk.

    • @johnhandcock7631
      @johnhandcock7631 3 роки тому +15

      @@mhaas281 keep going man we got your back

    • @JP_0306
      @JP_0306 3 роки тому +10

      Same here, everyone low key makes fun of the corporate workness though, except for a few notorious people, they come off as the brown nose kids from school.

    • @mdinhawaii
      @mdinhawaii 3 роки тому +1

      @Chilapa of the Amazons
      , you have to be rich in order to say something like that... imagine working for someone with the temperament of John Claggart; a political ideology to the left of Jeremy Corbyn; all while making next to nothing... death of the soul indeed!

  • @TheJeffMiller
    @TheJeffMiller 3 роки тому +736

    This isn't satire. This is a highly accurate documentary.

    • @6ixknight861
      @6ixknight861 3 роки тому +7

      That why I feel weary. Why is America doing this? Hire people based on their merits

    • @jesperlykkeberg7438
      @jesperlykkeberg7438 3 роки тому +2

      J.D. Miller
      Can anyone actually define the difference at this point?

    • @luispolanco5966
      @luispolanco5966 3 роки тому +4

      @@6ixknight861 America is doing this because the left insists on making everything about race.

    • @thinkfaster
      @thinkfaster 3 роки тому +1

      Bullshit. I worked in SV tech companies and the people in HR did what they could diversify the hiring pipeline but no one was ever hired because they checked a box.
      What I did run into was a few bitter production engineers who thought that even caring about hiring bias was a horrible threat.

    • @jesperlykkeberg7438
      @jesperlykkeberg7438 3 роки тому +1

      @@thinkfaster ....Thanks for establishing the fact that it IS satire, and we don't have to cry. Ha,ha,ha!

  • @xealit
    @xealit 3 роки тому +55

    you know it is real diversity, when _every company_ in the country has exactly _the same mix of people._ It looks homogeneous and artificial, like it is a computer game or something, but it is diverse. On some other level.

  • @vicecityrocks1
    @vicecityrocks1 3 роки тому +8

    Dude this is so true I’m black and I had to quit a start up because of this shit. It got to the point where they were bringing “village elders” and self proclaimed “water princesses” into our meetings to provide inspiration/context? It was terrible

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw 3 роки тому +153

    "What I like about you two is how different you are."
    "We're actually...pretty similar man."
    Wow, that one actually hit hard. There's a deeper meaning behind that.

    • @Quoteunquot3
      @Quoteunquot3 3 роки тому +4

      Caught that too

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 3 роки тому +16

      @Mo De These people think being of two different races makes you different, but it doesn't.

    • @lexingtonconcord8751
      @lexingtonconcord8751 3 роки тому +1

      @Huup ACTUALLY you are just throwing your opinion out there, just like Dennis did. So trying to correct him sounds really idiotic, actually... Not really even trying to be rude, just trying to help you out, actually

  • @vance12341234
    @vance12341234 3 роки тому +131

    Literally 100% true!!! Liberals love to talk about accepting everyone, but just as long as you agree with w them.

    • @Fitzavig
      @Fitzavig 3 роки тому +9

      They're lying idiots. No one listens to them anymore.

    • @toobnoobify
      @toobnoobify 3 роки тому +19

      @@Fitzavig _"No one listens to them anymore"_
      They control all of academia and their agenda has become a key initiative in virtually every corporate boardroom and the MSM shamelessly panders to them. These people are not to be underestimated or dismissed as fringe nuts, they are very powerful and dangerous. They hate meritocracies, not to mention Western civilization and equal opportunity.
      They will literally be voting in California soon to repeal the civil rights law that prevents the government from discriminating based on race/sex/etc in their employment practices. They aren't doing this because they want equality.

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 3 роки тому +1

      Would you accept someone with Liberal views Trance?

    • @toobnoobify
      @toobnoobify 3 роки тому +7

      ​@@danimations1440 Have you even ever met a white supremacist in your life, never mind a KKK member? I know I haven't. And name one piece of legislation in law or being proposed that discriminates against gay people... no one cares if gay people get married. Even Obama is cool with it now.
      The issues people have with leftist (woke people, far left, whatever), are real tangible issues. Don't trivialize them like that, these people are dangerous.
      Yet all we ever hear about are these invisible white supremacists who are apparently a big problem despite having zero political or social influence.

    • @toobnoobify
      @toobnoobify 3 роки тому +4

      @@danimations1440 _"gay people are never discriminated against"_
      First of all that's not what I said, don't misrepresent people. There are no laws discriminating against gay people, and don't pretend that being gay isn't celebrated in society. It's not 1960 anymore, get over it.
      _"white supremacy doesn't exist"_
      Again, I did not say this, stop misrepresenting me. The fact that there are a handful of people in America who want an ethno-state (presumably) is irrelevant to the fact that those people have *ZERO* political or social power. That's why you ignored my challenge to show actual legislation.
      I'm happy to engage with you but you have to stop strawmanning me and make an actual argument. Let me show you what real power looks like: There's a bill currently before congress called the Breathe Act, that is rife with leftist insanity like abolishing law enforcement and forced diversity and getting rid of the border police and allowing illegal immigrants to vote. It won't go anywhere, because it is pure insanity, but it's a real thing. Show me something similar from these powerful *WHITE SUPREMACISTS.*
      If these invisible *WHITE SUPREMACISTS* were such a big problem don't you think there would be legislation tabled to keep minorities out of sports or something? But that's not a real thing. Want to know what is real? Men are now legally allowed to compete in women's sports. This is the end of women's sports since soon all professional sports will just be men. That's an excellent example of insane leftist impact of society, where are your examples of these invisible *WHITE SUPREMACISTS* corrupting society?
      I gave you a couple of real falsifiable examples. Put your money where your mouth is and back up your words. What have these invisible *WHITE SUPREMACISTS* done to impact society and/or politics?

  • @Dartht33bagger
    @Dartht33bagger 3 роки тому +16

    As someone who is in tech...this is so true it hurts.

  • @dylanparker130
    @dylanparker130 3 роки тому +8

    "We don't make anything but we are multicultural in doing it"
    What a line!

  • @bowler8229
    @bowler8229 3 роки тому +868

    “Companies should all be 50% men and 50% women”
    “There is no biological difference between men and women”
    Makes sense

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 роки тому +28

      Stop it with trying to copy 1984 guys, it’s not meant to be an instruction manual

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 3 роки тому +8

      @Daniel L this is cracking progress lads... uh... I mean fellow gender neutral comrades. At this rate, accelerationism of progressivism will ensure it cancels itself soon enough, so we can go back to normal before this idiotic millienium started.
      That said, I was born in 97 and have no idea what it was like, here's hoping it wasn't worse.

    • @abhishekdev258
      @abhishekdev258 3 роки тому +4

      How do you know that many of those male looking humans self identify as a woman? Did you ask them?? What if they are trans?

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 3 роки тому +4

      @@abhishekdev258 transsexual or transspecies?

    • @abhishekdev258
      @abhishekdev258 3 роки тому +3

      @@summushieremiasclarkson4700 yeah. Just like Lauren Southern is a trans man.

  • @shellw1506
    @shellw1506 3 роки тому +266

    This world needs more free thinkers like you. This is not Nazi Germany, we are free to say and think what we want. Don’t let anyone stop you.

    • @markoknezevic7614
      @markoknezevic7614 3 роки тому +1

      @Drumslav Czechisenko How do you expect the europe to be gone without a shot, if everyone hates each other? Wouldn't that mean war?

    • @Raiz3354
      @Raiz3354 3 роки тому +2

      @Drumslav Czechisenko "Some really really rich people want to pretty much rewrite the world."
      You know who they really are, if you know what I mean.

    • @xealit
      @xealit 3 роки тому

      this should be called iNazi US: international-socialist US :P lol

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 3 роки тому +4

      The world has plenty of free thinkers, what it lacks is free speakers.
      "There are more of us [conservatives in Hollywood] then you'd think, but we're afraid. What's so Orwellian about this ideology is that the liberals are as illiberal as you could possibly imagine." - Evan Sayet, 2007

    • @AnCapChase
      @AnCapChase Рік тому

      Bro you misspelled Jewish Bolshevik Soviet Russia.

  • @andrewofaiur
    @andrewofaiur 3 роки тому +27

    woah I didn't think anyone still had balls anymore, thanks for this

    • @juicy446
      @juicy446 3 роки тому +3

      Nowadays people cry for stupid reasons...

  • @ericwitt4359
    @ericwitt4359 Рік тому +4

    Great to finally see a video which shows what I have been saying for a long time : the ones who claim to be diverse and open minded are the least diverse and open minded, as well as those who claim to be against racism and sexism are the most racists and sexist because they judge others mainly on their race and gender.

  • @sergegutierrez3019
    @sergegutierrez3019 3 роки тому +191

    I'm in the US Navy and I've heard my LPO'S say this before and our division officers have hosted diversity/sensitivity training. So this crap has even infiltrated the military where they actually said, "We wanna make a safe space." I'm not joking.

  • @sweydert
    @sweydert 3 роки тому +1098

    Want a real college diversity test? How many republicans are in your sociology department? -- Dr. Thomas Sowell

    • @ChilapaOfTheAmazons
      @ChilapaOfTheAmazons 3 роки тому +27

      zero 🤪

    • @MrTigracho
      @MrTigracho 3 роки тому +73

      There is this girl who claims the right and the left are misleading society in my class. Does she count as alt-right extremist?

    • @flyingturret208thecannon5
      @flyingturret208thecannon5 3 роки тому +69

      @@MrTigracho of course! Clearly, they disagree with you, and if you’re in college you’re leftist. Therefore, they’re a racist!
      Now, if you’d kindly, Anakin, kill him.
      Dew it.

    • @EmperorsNewWardrobe
      @EmperorsNewWardrobe 3 роки тому +1

      @sweydert, when did he say this?

    • @EmperorsNewWardrobe
      @EmperorsNewWardrobe 3 роки тому +11

      @@sweydert a video interview? It’s a good quote that stands on its own merits but want to check the source

  • @a_c35
    @a_c35 2 роки тому +7

    I had an HR rep use the "diversity is our strength" statement to me, and I asked her how it was.. she was shocked and couldnt actually answer the question and instead referred for me to read some things. funny how people chanting religious mantra dont actually understand what they are saying

  • @jezebulls
    @jezebulls 3 роки тому +18

    The irony is they don’t know this is how they really are.

    • @ubermensch5593
      @ubermensch5593 3 роки тому +5

      Religious fanatics never see themselves as religious fanatics, because to them their religion (in this case diversity/wokeness) is reality

  • @asandman354
    @asandman354 3 роки тому +85

    The visual of a group composed of 3 men and 1 woman chanting “Every job should be 50% women” is comedic gold. This video is very well done. There are so many subtle sarcastic jabs in addition to the obvious jokes. In this time of such worry, anger, and over sensitivity, it feels somewhat cathartic to laugh again. Thanks!

    • @beautifulllstars
      @beautifulllstars 3 роки тому +1

      I know, right?! I can't wait to laugh again...

  • @x-ray-oh3134
    @x-ray-oh3134 3 роки тому +1169

    Liberals: Evolution, therefor religion is wrong
    Evolutionary scientists: Men and women have natural differences
    Liberals: You're fired

    • @aiyahuntacheimumbi236
      @aiyahuntacheimumbi236 3 роки тому +32

      Comment of the century 🤣

    • @Aakash_Goswami1
      @Aakash_Goswami1 3 роки тому +63

      Can't be a good leftists without being a good hypocrite!

    • @Aakash_Goswami1
      @Aakash_Goswami1 3 роки тому +30

      @John Smith "you Americans"
      "There's more to politics than neo conservative and neo liberalism"
      Hypocrisy much?

    • @aiyahuntacheimumbi236
      @aiyahuntacheimumbi236 3 роки тому +24

      @John Smith The joke is about the lack of logic, consistency, and basic reasoning given as it pertains to that particular topic. The Key word is joke.
      You don't need to blindly follow fake neo conservatives to get the humor in it.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 3 роки тому +5

      @@Aakash_Goswami1 don't talk to antisemites. The just lie.

  • @whatthedogdoing8673
    @whatthedogdoing8673 3 роки тому +16

    Inaccurate, "Never trust a scientist if he does biology."

  • @naturallycurlyhair4413
    @naturallycurlyhair4413 2 роки тому +2

    This is very accurate to how my Uncle describes working as an IT manager

  • @marvinmartinsYT
    @marvinmartinsYT 3 роки тому +166

    Please tell the NBA to include more diversity. Asians and latinos are woefully under represented in the NBA.

    • @JK-wx3il
      @JK-wx3il 3 роки тому +44

      They need to do a better job including the disabled too. It's a travesty that due to no fault of their own a paraplegic can't play.

    • @alexwenger9655
      @alexwenger9655 3 роки тому +56

      Yeah we need to end black supremacy in the NBA

    • @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey
      @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexwenger9655 lol

    • @AienAristeuein
      @AienAristeuein 3 роки тому +1

      @@JK-wx3il *diffrently abled

    • @Somuchgam
      @Somuchgam 3 роки тому +1

      Multiple NBA teams and the league in general have been applauded for their diversity and inclusion. Let that sink in

  • @chrisquiett1776
    @chrisquiett1776 3 роки тому +52

    “You, lesbo” 😂

  • @truthsayer9898
    @truthsayer9898 3 роки тому +9

    Gold; pure, unadulterated, 24 carat gold.

  • @ManiacalForeigner
    @ManiacalForeigner 3 роки тому

    So happy to see this blowing up, Ryan does such great work!

  • @eamonshields2754
    @eamonshields2754 3 роки тому +81

    This is so brave. One step closer to beating racism

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you, Skipper. Soon I’ll be free to roam this earth!

    • @bobskets8702
      @bobskets8702 3 роки тому +6

      Beating racism one white person at a time

    • @rohilthomson
      @rohilthomson 3 роки тому

      @@bobskets8702 lmao.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 2 роки тому +1

      "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the content of their character (or resume) but the color of their skin." - Woke Luther King

  • @wafflemon1858
    @wafflemon1858 3 роки тому +161

    So what? My resume starts with "I'm a bisexual, probably black, gender fluid something or other" just so I can be competitive in government jobs.

    • @decespugliatorenucleare3780
      @decespugliatorenucleare3780 3 роки тому +51

      "Any particular traits?"
      "I LIKE IT IN THE ASS"
      "Congratulations: you're in"

    • @decespugliatorenucleare3780
      @decespugliatorenucleare3780 3 роки тому +19

      also: how do they check if you're not lying? do they do you in the ass once the meeting is done? "Our gay expert will now test your claims: please undo your pants and spread your buttcheeks"

    • @wafflemon1858
      @wafflemon1858 3 роки тому +8

      @@decespugliatorenucleare3780 Gotta do what I gotta do. though I think they just want to check the box.

    • @liambuchan4162
      @liambuchan4162 3 роки тому +14

      @@decespugliatorenucleare3780 All they care about is meeting the diversity quota. Your ass is safe for now

    • @skiefyre123
      @skiefyre123 3 роки тому +7

      @@decespugliatorenucleare3780 woah woah woah did you just assume my pitcher/receiver role you absolute bigot.

  • @Based_Is_Best
    @Based_Is_Best 2 роки тому +4

    Hilarious, accurate, and terrifying all at the same time

  • @bb7851
    @bb7851 3 роки тому +7

    This channel makes me feel so much better about the future of this country.

  • @crankyjoe4452
    @crankyjoe4452 3 роки тому +56

    "Diverse staff of people that agree with me" that line is funny and true

  • @datguy9408
    @datguy9408 3 роки тому +94

    Lmao at the guy at the end getting fired for liking Andrew Dice Clay 😂

    • @steelrfan44
      @steelrfan44 3 роки тому +7

      I thought it was over at 1:56 so I hit pause to read the comments. Thanks!! I would have missed it!

    • @tjsogmc
      @tjsogmc 3 роки тому +1

      He has a racism law suit pending.

    • @MrAlexarctica
      @MrAlexarctica 3 роки тому +2

      steelrfan44 you should really try to let the video finish if it only has another 13 seconds

  • @kenichi1132
    @kenichi1132 3 роки тому

    Just watched 3 of your videos. Genius! Funny as hell. Subscribed

  • @atfgarage9459
    @atfgarage9459 3 роки тому +48

    When half the country is triggered by the American flag, you know a change is coming. I will not kneel to the demands of millions, I will stand with the few.

    • @joohoo2053
      @joohoo2053 2 роки тому +1

      edgy as fuck

    • @floridawater7947
      @floridawater7947 2 роки тому

      George Floyd tried to be edgy and now he’s swimming with Trayvon Martin fishes 🐟

    • @vanhalen2210
      @vanhalen2210 2 роки тому

      @@floridawater7947 he tried to be hight not edgy.

  • @ChanMan-mm7fe
    @ChanMan-mm7fe 3 роки тому +751

    So let me get this straight... That woman isn't actually gay, but he keeps calling her gay because she made out with a chick in college? 😂

    • @Daemonik
      @Daemonik 3 роки тому +139

      It was enough for him to tick the box, was the message.

    • @dudsummon3803
      @dudsummon3803 3 роки тому +122

      I have a sjw cousin like this, she made out with a chick once at uni and forever after claimed bisexual status even though she's only ever had boyfriends.

    • @Daemonik
      @Daemonik 3 роки тому +123

      I don't know how common it is outside of my locality, but I've encountered a few male activists claiming oppression because they are bi, even though they've had no actual man-on-man experience, but they "identify" as bi. In other words, they're straight and don't want to touch peepees, but want the oppression points.

    • @ClockwerkIndustries
      @ClockwerkIndustries 3 роки тому +43

      @@Daemonik dont want to touch peepees 🤣🤣

    • @Fitzavig
      @Fitzavig 3 роки тому +40

      She's just in the closet. Studies by experts show that 99% of lesbians lose their life within seconds of coming out. True fact!

  • @HowToBeChristian
    @HowToBeChristian 3 роки тому +34

    I watched this and thought, *"this is hilarious!"* Then I realized, *"wait... this is reality."* Still hilarious, but all Ryan did was make a video highlighting how companies really treat "diversity". Great video!

  • @GermanicJennifer
    @GermanicJennifer 3 роки тому +7

    What used to be parody is now reality - the scary thing is it’s in the highest places of governmental and corporal positions 🤦‍♀️

  • @blarfsgnarg
    @blarfsgnarg 3 роки тому +1

    damn, i check back 1 day later and you've jumped from like 98k - 105k subs, good for you man :)

  • @botalley1595
    @botalley1595 3 роки тому +240

    This guy is about to get cancelled, and that's how you know he's right.

    • @rohilthomson
      @rohilthomson 3 роки тому +5

      @Loraine Mohar by the algorithm. His channel is getting views and subscribers now. But soon it won't. They just need to pick up a few censor words.

    • @jmfreedome9863
      @jmfreedome9863 3 роки тому +18

      @Loraine Mohar are you really that ignorant? Twitter, Facebook, Google, and UA-cam are unapologetically terminating user accounts who speak out against leftist ideology. Do some homework before you share with the world your myopic opinions.

  • @Kimbop718
    @Kimbop718 3 роки тому +127

    i subbed for comedy skits not sad documentaries!

  • @janedoe5629
    @janedoe5629 2 роки тому +1

    I worked for Discord for a while, and this was literally their meetings in 2018.

  • @jordydrop
    @jordydrop 3 роки тому +3

    As someone who used to work at a silicon valley company, I can assure you this is 100% accurate.

  • @RickMcCargar
    @RickMcCargar 3 роки тому +497

    It's becoming next to impossible to do a parody of the left because they've become dangerously ridiculous.

    • @drawingdead9025
      @drawingdead9025 3 роки тому +10

      And we just 'elected' 'The Squad', with a figurehead for a year or so before he is 'forced' to step down due to health reasons.

    • @BodybuildingSteve
      @BodybuildingSteve 3 роки тому +1

      @@drawingdead9025 dont worry kamela is waiting there ready lmaooooo

    • @juicebox9465
      @juicebox9465 3 роки тому +10

      This isn't the left. Real leftists don't put up with this bullshit and know identity politics is way to keep the working class from uniting.

    • @wolfsongrising
      @wolfsongrising 3 роки тому +5

      @juice box the problem is the extreme whateveritis is the most vocal thing AND has managed to grab power so...
      Buckle up buttercups, its gonna be a long four years.

    • @drawingdead9025
      @drawingdead9025 3 роки тому +1

      @@juicebox9465 Amazing if you really believe this, you literally have to disconnect yourself from reality....but then again we wouldn't have many democrats if politics were rational.

  • @megugu2155
    @megugu2155 3 роки тому +153

    "diverse" companies are like skittles:
    different colors/appearance, same flavor.
    different race/gender, same incompetence

    • @sarahelo9656
      @sarahelo9656 3 роки тому +7

      This belongs in a school textbook.

    • @tonyg490
      @tonyg490 3 роки тому +14

      You mean M&Ms? Skittles actually are different flavors.

    • @megugu2155
      @megugu2155 3 роки тому

      @@tonyg490 naw its not

    • @tonyg490
      @tonyg490 3 роки тому +1

      @@megugu2155 lol ok

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 3 роки тому +7

      @@megugu2155 ...Yes, they literally are.
      Red = Strawberry. Orange = Orange. Yellow = Lemon. Green = Lime. Purple = Grape.

  • @PRAISEFATHERYA
    @PRAISEFATHERYA 3 роки тому

    How do you not have a million subscribers by now. This is crazy so underrated

  • @willylumpnj
    @willylumpnj 2 роки тому

    One of the best videos I have seen in a long time. you were all great!

  • @cincin4515
    @cincin4515 3 роки тому +28

    Ooh. Scathing. But accurate.
    This video gets pulled down in 5 4 3 2....

  • @rainbowfury1019
    @rainbowfury1019 3 роки тому +57

    The corporate guide to: "Go woke, Go broke."

    • @TheBouregard
      @TheBouregard 3 роки тому +3

      Not always. Especially around startups it's pretty much mandatory as you can basically get free advertising from the screaming woke crowd when you hype yourself as diverse.

    • @rainbowfury1019
      @rainbowfury1019 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheBouregard You got that right 🍻

  • @Sam-bs1ke
    @Sam-bs1ke 3 роки тому +10

    “You think we could get, like, a plus that hates Trump?”

  • @nultymusic7758
    @nultymusic7758 3 роки тому

    Thank you. We needed this.

  • @Daniel-rr2jm
    @Daniel-rr2jm 3 роки тому +24

    “What is this I hear about you liking an andrew dice clay tweet?”

  • @snakerman2612
    @snakerman2612 3 роки тому +21

    “I make it look easy, but it takes a lot of effort to put together a broad group of people with the exact same stance on every social and political issue”
    Lmaaao

  • @LieutenantZebra
    @LieutenantZebra 3 роки тому

    You’ve been killing it man you’re my new favorite comedian keep it coming!

  • @malkah8832
    @malkah8832 3 роки тому +8

    It's really sad how accurate this is. Especially for Silicon Valley.

  • @user-wo5wn9bp4j
    @user-wo5wn9bp4j 3 роки тому +33

    You get to 200 plus subs on this channel and you’ll really be on the woke radar. You’ll be fighting them off 10 at a time. Keep up the good work boyo.

  • @TheSimpleDudeOne
    @TheSimpleDudeOne 3 роки тому +17

    "uhh... lesbo, do u have any ideas?''

  • @Noplayster13
    @Noplayster13 3 роки тому

    Two videos in a row knocked it out of the park. Keep it up.

  • @Austin-xn7wo
    @Austin-xn7wo 3 роки тому

    This is such gold. Thank you Ryan for seriously making me laugh pretty damn hard during these times!!!

  • @OldBlue560
    @OldBlue560 3 роки тому +9

    I’m going to take this in, and savor it, like fine wine, until you’re canceled.

  • @bipolatelly9806
    @bipolatelly9806 3 роки тому +18

    I wish the corporation I used to work for was this diverse.

  • @MatthewWright001
    @MatthewWright001 3 роки тому +9

    On point haha
    Sick of companies virtue signaling.

  • @rileycronin-schneider8101
    @rileycronin-schneider8101 3 роки тому

    Damn! Those subs are climbing! Great stuff man.

  • @bradfiegehen6198
    @bradfiegehen6198 3 роки тому +27

    I remember a video with Crowder. He said "The only diversity you don't care about is that of intellectual diversity"
    It is so true with the SJW Progressive left media, students, etc.
    I was getting a coffee this morning at my local variety store, and was speaking to a young lady, say 26 years of age (She looked like a lady,so back off you pronoun idiots)and we were talking about assimilation. I told her that inclusion, and diversity is great, as long as there is assimilation. She went into full trigger mode, and started calling me ignorant, etc. I said to her. Did I just trigger you. She said, are you going to call me a snowflake. I said no, but I am not sure why you think assimilation is a nasty word.
    She said I have my social studies degree, and 4 majors.
    I said so? she then proceeded to ask me for examples, where at that point I just replied. "Before I give examples, answer me one last question please" Do you believe that biological men can give birth to a baby? She was fuming, and I politely said.
    Thanks for the conversation, however I think we disagree with each other.
    SMH...This is a sad state we live in.
    Watch the clip below., and you tube the full clip. It is quite educational to the logical patriots.
    ua-cam.com/video/OEvpRz2q470/v-deo.html

    • @wurschtel4830
      @wurschtel4830 3 роки тому +1

      So you baited some woman into a discussion and then trolled her to end the conversation before she could make her arguments... Chad move bro...

    • @Victoria-ij3cb
      @Victoria-ij3cb 3 роки тому +1

      To be honest, you don't sound much like you care for diversity of thought either, e.g. "pronoun idiots"

    • @bradfiegehen6198
      @bradfiegehen6198 3 роки тому +1

      @@wurschtel4830 Actually I did not bait anybody into a discussion. She started the conversation with me. Second of all why would I continue a discussion when when she already called me ignorant for thinking assimilation is important. You think I am going to hang around when somebody fumes when I ask a question like, can biological men have babies? I am all for civil discussions, but when somebody goes off the rails. I am out!
      I never called her ignorant, and she tried to bait me into calling her a snowflake. I did not bite.

    • @bradfiegehen6198
      @bradfiegehen6198 3 роки тому

      I am all about diversity of thought! Problem is when I disagree with the sjws thoughts, I am racist, sexist etc.
      Our side thinks your just wrong. FACT.
      All your side wants is for us to agree with you. You hate free thinkers!
      So Victoria, I ask you this. Can biological MEN have babies? Can Biological MEN have periods?

    • @wurschtel4830
      @wurschtel4830 3 роки тому

      @@bradfiegehen6198 Sorry, but this doesn't make you look better. She insulted you by calling you ignorant (which I cannot affirm or deny without context),then you tilted and randomly changed the topic with a very loaded question. Seems to me you weren't completely unaffected and couldn't keep it civil either. In your language, triggered.

  • @BornAHawkEye
    @BornAHawkEye 3 роки тому +32

    I just found Ryan and fell in love Been binge watching his media all morning he's like a mix of Tim Dillon and Elijah from slightly offensive but with his own little spin on it absolute Legend

    • @-Thunder
      @-Thunder 3 роки тому +2

      Same. His older stuff is great too. He's been doing this for a while. I'm glad he stuck with it.

    • @RetiredRobot
      @RetiredRobot 3 роки тому +2

      Tim Dillon is great

  • @Alexanderrr3r
    @Alexanderrr3r 3 роки тому +2

    It seems that once your channel somehow got into UA-cam recommendation, your popularity starts growing extremely fast, like 5 percent per day. Good Job!

  • @TheDiabethick
    @TheDiabethick 3 роки тому +6

    I didn’t see anyone with Diabetes in this video. I feel like my sickness is a joke to you!

  • @nathan1sixteen
    @nathan1sixteen 3 роки тому +19

    I'm honestly not sure if I'm watching a comedy skit or a "how-to"/"Day in the Life of" video of corporate america.

  • @anthonyreed480
    @anthonyreed480 3 роки тому +9

    The best content-creator on UA-cam 2020.

  • @timothybennett5266
    @timothybennett5266 3 роки тому

    I saw you on the Michael Knowles show, I've been watching a ton of your content. You're a funny bastard! Keep doing what you do!

  • @thebigcnel
    @thebigcnel 3 роки тому +9

    "The black guy" has an american flag hat on. Definitely fired.

  • @_Vennos_
    @_Vennos_ 3 роки тому +8

    Someone get this man on JRE right now

    • @_Vennos_
      @_Vennos_ 3 роки тому +1

      Kevin Crater lol I was thinking more along the lines that this guys channel is surprisingly small for the quality it is - so pop on JRE, laugh at stupid people, maybe point some things out to Joe that he doesn’t know, feel depressed about the future of humanity together and gain some new fans in the process

  • @animelover1882
    @animelover1882 3 роки тому +11

    At first when I got to know about this kind of thing,I thought that these nonsensical policing is restricted within the western world.However,just a few months back when I asked my cousin,who is currently working in one of the reputed companies in India,about the conditions existing in the corporate world,he told me that he was actually given a warning for sharing a light-hearted meme(You know the meme where jokes are made on how a typical woman and atypical man responds to a certain situation)on facebook.He also forwarded the email instantly to me to prove his claims.
    Just thinking that spending my whole life,raising my voice against discrimination just to see that there is literally a systemic discrimination in progress against good men boils my blood.Luckily many western countries have now started recognising this stupidity and also raising a voice against it.However,I guess in my country situation will likely to get worse and I fear that there will be no mass outrage against it.
    At last I just hope that I will be proven wrong

  • @ptb2314
    @ptb2314 3 роки тому

    Close to 100k Ryan good job

  • @segasys1339
    @segasys1339 3 роки тому

    This guy always has hilarious supporting actors and good production values. Dude keep it up these videos are keeping us all sane and laughing!