Rights You Didn't Know You Had (and Probably Don't Want)

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  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  3 роки тому +1051

    👮‍♂️ How will you exercise your rights?
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    • @Mark-D751
      @Mark-D751 3 роки тому +2

      @@ValliantPoppys its only 15 seconds to me

    • @Unix2816
      @Unix2816 3 роки тому

      @@ValliantPoppys Yes

    • @enchantedplays7860
      @enchantedplays7860 3 роки тому +2

      poopoo

    • @tannerwilson4843
      @tannerwilson4843 3 роки тому +6

      Could you do an international real law review sometime! The Switzerland Attorney General is currently investigating FIFA President Gianni Infinatino for his roles in the 2022 World Cup Vote that saw Qatar win the right to host the 2022 World Cup. Also, more recently, they is also investigating when he was first voted as FIFA President.

    • @luci1st43
      @luci1st43 3 роки тому +6

      JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN, DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 2 роки тому +2612

    One of my favorite legal rights in Vermont, is that while you can't *disrobe* in public, you *can* be naked in public. So as long as you left the house like that they can't hold it against you.

    • @DefaultDerrick
      @DefaultDerrick 2 роки тому +111

      I bet you're on some kind of registry.

    • @RamadaArtist
      @RamadaArtist 2 роки тому +481

      @@DefaultDerrick yeah because knowing the law clearly makes you some kind of weirdo

    • @DefaultDerrick
      @DefaultDerrick 2 роки тому +36

      @@RamadaArtist It's not the law, it's his bizarre interpretation of laws prohibiting public nudity as sexist and his bias that makes his view creepy and perverse. Trying to dishonestly pretend a topless man is the same as a topless woman. So absurd it shouldn't even need anything said in response to it.

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 2 роки тому +386

      ​@@DefaultDerrick dude. the only difference between a dude without a shirt and a woman without a shirt is some lumps. like, that's literally it. it does seem a bit weird to me because it's normally illegal, but like, if a woman wants to go shirtless in public (where it's legal), that's her choice

    • @DefaultDerrick
      @DefaultDerrick 2 роки тому +1

      @@iamacatperson7226 I'm not going to waste my time arguing about this. You know what's right. You know what's wrong. If you decide to defend perversion you get your just desserts. Sounds like your conscience is already pretty much burned off. The hell of your own life is your reward.
      Enjoy the existential dread.

  • @HalcyonSerenade
    @HalcyonSerenade 3 роки тому +4140

    Double-proxy marriage:
    "Does he?"
    "He does"
    "Does she?"
    "She does"
    "K, they may kiss"
    "I'll call em"

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 3 роки тому +527

      "You may press the groom's Facetime call against the bride's Facetime call"

    • @noahj.1232
      @noahj.1232 3 роки тому +129

      I hear the call all of your contacts to see if anyone objects to the marriage too.

    • @AnhTrieu90
      @AnhTrieu90 3 роки тому +119

      A military spouse belike: “Yeah, I’ll kiss him/her as soon as people stop shooting at me.”

    • @AWSum-uf4ri
      @AWSum-uf4ri 3 роки тому +68

      Zoom meetings have never been more romantic

    • @jupitercyclops6521
      @jupitercyclops6521 3 роки тому +14

      Does this Include constemating the marriage?

  • @rixtedewolff8966
    @rixtedewolff8966 3 роки тому +2215

    as a European citizen, I didn't expect to find out about any of my rights in this video, but apparently I can become governor of Kansas

    • @devent10n
      @devent10n 3 роки тому +228

      I did not think of this, and there are "no qualifications" required to run. Please try in 2022

    • @elbraddock7711
      @elbraddock7711 3 роки тому +117

      Go for it dude

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 3 роки тому +28

      Better for a dog to be Governor of Kansas than a money-grabbing Republikkkab

    • @afrodudei
      @afrodudei 3 роки тому +63

      I guess you'll have to compete with this other european

    • @evannibbe9375
      @evannibbe9375 3 роки тому +20

      Wolff for Governor!

  • @FlorSilvestre12
    @FlorSilvestre12 2 роки тому +237

    Extremely defaced or damaged bills are always a fun novelty to see when working as a cashier. My favorite was a dollar bill that had been ripped in half and then stapled and scotch taped back together like a miserable little Frankenstein's cash monster. Second place goes to the 60% of a dollar bill someone gave me, prompting me to ask my boss if we could even accept such a thing as payment. He told me that as long as more than half the bill was present it was fine and still counted as legal tender.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +24

      More than half because otherwise you could cut a bill and have two

    • @KSPAtlas
      @KSPAtlas 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@HappyBeezerStudios but couldn't you cut 66% of 3 bills and tape the cut off parts together to turn 3 bills into 4?

    • @gamerdude.753
      @gamerdude.753 4 місяці тому +4

      ​​@@KSPAtlas I don't think that would work. I think it has to be a whole part (not multiple taped together) that is larger than 50% for it to be legal tender. That 4th bill is made of 3 34% of bills. Each part is less than 50% so it wouldn't count

    • @azbz9075
      @azbz9075 3 місяці тому

      @@KSPAtlasThat’s probably one of the reasons US bills have unique serial numbers that are printed on both ends of the bill. If a bill were made from pieces of other bills, the numbers wouldn’t match.

  • @abood-2639
    @abood-2639 3 роки тому +20568

    Ah yes, my daily dose of legal knowledge about a country on the other side of the world

    • @TheBlackstarrt
      @TheBlackstarrt 3 роки тому +1495

      There are other countries? Lol.

    • @lil0of
      @lil0of 3 роки тому +868

      @@TheBlackstarrt supposedly yes

    • @abood-2639
      @abood-2639 3 роки тому +1183

      @@TheBlackstarrt They're just American bases

    • @TheBlackstarrt
      @TheBlackstarrt 3 роки тому +267

      @Dr. sludge Now that makes sense!

    • @idenree8606
      @idenree8606 3 роки тому +295

      @@TheBlackstarrt debatable, we need more evidence.

  • @ethansloan
    @ethansloan 3 роки тому +2466

    I think Nevada really needs that whole "marriage annulment for wedding done as a joke" thing.

    • @butter7445
      @butter7445 3 роки тому +22

      You mean the entire country?

    • @Mitagitsu
      @Mitagitsu 3 роки тому +274

      @@butter7445 Nevada specifically allows walk-in marriages. You could be drunk one night and find yourself married. You just walk into an office, sign some paperwork, and then you go to the next room and do a quick ceremony.

    • @butter7445
      @butter7445 3 роки тому +5

      @@Mitagitsu ok?

    • @maddiemcnugget1076
      @maddiemcnugget1076 3 роки тому +181

      @@butter7445 Nevada is also notoriously known for drive through weddings. This is because of the whole Vegas mentality where people tend to do stupid shit because you can. So if anybody should adopt it, it’s Nevada. But other states can adopt it but there’s less need for it. I propose New Jersey as another because Atlantic City in its former glory used to be the Las Vegas of the east coast.

    • @SneakyLinky323
      @SneakyLinky323 3 роки тому +17

      @@maddiemcnugget1076 also prositution is kind of legal in Nevada I say kind of because there are limitations

  • @randomcatmeow1394
    @randomcatmeow1394 3 роки тому +3295

    "You can get away with murder at the Idaho death zone"
    *takes notes furiously*

    • @ryantwomey3463
      @ryantwomey3463 3 роки тому +196

      hey honey lets go to yellowstone

    • @firstname7606
      @firstname7606 3 роки тому +92

      Careful the otters might get you in trouble

    • @wafflesthearttoad6916
      @wafflesthearttoad6916 3 роки тому +52

      Where is it, asking for.. research purposes.

    • @randomcatmeow1394
      @randomcatmeow1394 3 роки тому +24

      @@wafflesthearttoad6916 does your research purpose potentially involves a dead body :DD

    • @Ratsarerlycool
      @Ratsarerlycool 3 роки тому +63

      *goes to enemy* "look, we started on the wrong foot, let's go on a vacation to Yellowstone, I know a little known beautiful part of the park uwu

  • @law03xx
    @law03xx 2 роки тому +293

    Speaking of the proxy marriage subject, I've seen the opposite happen. A service member gave his mother a general power of attorney while we were deployed. His mom did not like his wife, so while we were gone, the mother then divorced the wife using the power of attorney.

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 Рік тому +41

      WTF!! That's horrific

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju Рік тому +57

      Why would you give your mom and not your wife power of attorney smh

    • @calvinbarrett437
      @calvinbarrett437 Рік тому

      @@KaitouKaiju your mother will always be your mother your wife may not always be your wife.

    • @nasrhussain9126
      @nasrhussain9126 Рік тому +6

      ​@@KaitouKaijuWhy would he if he wants to divorce her?

    • @masterdeetectiv9520
      @masterdeetectiv9520 Рік тому +9

      @@nasrhussain9126he didn’t his mom did

  • @jwsx2266
    @jwsx2266 3 роки тому +960

    All I got from this:
    Colorado is filled with shirtless women reversing the marriages they weren’t even at because they were drinking with their child and got dared to get married to someone.

  • @idkman8007
    @idkman8007 3 роки тому +1550

    Love how he made sure to tell you he wasn’t giving legal advice and that you shouldn’t give your children alchohol just because it’s legal but said absolutely nothing about murder

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 2 роки тому

      Eh, there's a couple of alivent's that would be somewhat productive

    • @Razdasoldier
      @Razdasoldier 2 роки тому +70

      Legal is murder... Somewhere

    • @florencepierce1864
      @florencepierce1864 2 роки тому +18

      That's bc his Priorities are Right 🤣!

    • @richardpike8748
      @richardpike8748 2 роки тому +57

      @@Razdasoldier Yoda, is that you?

    • @Razdasoldier
      @Razdasoldier 2 роки тому +54

      @@richardpike8748 Secret it is, tell you must not.

  • @Johnny-rx4hs
    @Johnny-rx4hs 3 роки тому +2255

    Here's a legal question: If a conjoined twin commits a crime, can they be incarcerated since doing so would wrongfully imprison the innocent twin?

    • @andromidius
      @andromidius 3 роки тому +315

      Oooh that's a gooooood question! I honestly have no idea, but I'm sure there's some precedent somewhere.

    • @s.w.o.g9050
      @s.w.o.g9050 3 роки тому +185

      I think a Court would test which person controls which part, and see which part commited the crime

    • @matthewwinchester4171
      @matthewwinchester4171 3 роки тому +362

      Do conjoined twins get separate birth certificates and social security numbers? If so i would imagine they would probably just charge the other twin with helping carry out the crime and just make sure their sentences matched, but i honestly have no idea, that was a great question.

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 3 роки тому +242

      @@matthewwinchester4171 Lets pretend that the crime is somehow committed without the other twin's knowledge, such as a crime committed over the internet using a device that only one twin has access to. For this scenario I am imaginging a pair of twins like Abby and Brittany Hensel, but other configurations could also apply so long as one twin has at least enough control to use such a device independently.

    • @matthewwinchester4171
      @matthewwinchester4171 3 роки тому +142

      @@Johnny-rx4hs yeah, that is a pretty good question, i imagine the two possible routes the court could take would be either let the one twin off the hook since false imprisonment should not be taken lightly or just give them community service or something, or they could argue that there is no way the other twin could not have known what the other was up to since they're literally stuck together and the innocent twin would have to fight a very steep uphill battle to prove that they were completely ignorant of the crime. I mean, if I was a juror i would have a very hard time believing they were innocent even if that was actually the case

  • @thepracticalblade9013
    @thepracticalblade9013 2 роки тому +992

    I'm totally down for being able to give your kids alcohol.
    My dad let me try his beer when i was like 12 specifically expecting me to hate it. He was entirely correct, and I had no desire to pursue beer in any capacity until my late 20's because of it.
    I'm borderline excited to one day give my kid a shot of the nastiest vodka I can find in an attempt to accomplish the same thing.

    • @JensPilemandOttesen
      @JensPilemandOttesen 2 роки тому +54

      That was NOT the point of the law. It was to teach children to drink responsibly.

    • @Stonerman135
      @Stonerman135 2 роки тому +65

      100 Proof Aristocrat, trust me worst vodka you can commonly find.

    • @homelandenvironmentalriskc2787
      @homelandenvironmentalriskc2787 2 роки тому +107

      I'm 24, and my family always Pursued a Liberal Alcohol Policy when it came to National Holidays (IE: New Years Day, ext. ext.) and Let me tell you, Watching adults get drunk, Puke, and complain of a headache and nausiea was enough to instill in me to not over drink. I also hate beer vigorously, I think its P***water. I've developed a specific taste for Certain wines, and flavored beers (IE: Seagrams) because they dont taste so bitter. TO THIS DAY I have NO CLUE how people can drink beer.

    • @Iamwolf134
      @Iamwolf134 2 роки тому +81

      @@JensPilemandOttesen That may not have been the point, but it's no less beneficial in the long run.

    • @red2theelectricboogaloo961
      @red2theelectricboogaloo961 2 роки тому +15

      i mean yeah. my parents would do that mostly to teach me how to deal with it better, why staying sober is important, and how to make it a good part of meals

  • @jaywaii3187
    @jaywaii3187 3 роки тому +659

    "Although no dog has ever attempted to run, there's no law specifically stating that the candidate has to be human."
    I smell the next Air Bud movie.

    • @lhfirex
      @lhfirex 3 роки тому +18

      Air Bud One

    • @megarockman
      @megarockman 3 роки тому +27

      Air Bud: 4 More Years

    • @backbeathighway
      @backbeathighway 3 роки тому +20

      That was the first thought I had in my head. "Ah, so Kansas works under Air Bud rules."

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 3 роки тому +7

      Mayor Bud?

    • @timschmidt5469
      @timschmidt5469 3 роки тому +4

      A movie like that might actually garner enough embarrassment to get the Kansas legislature to clarify the rules a bit ;)

  • @Ivytheherbert
    @Ivytheherbert 3 роки тому +839

    Dorothy: "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas any more."
    Toto sighs, and takes off his 'Toto for Governor' pin.

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 3 роки тому +84

      I mean, he can still technically run, considering that he doesn't need to be in the state or even a resident of the state...

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 3 роки тому +22

      @@ZhangtheGreat True, but nobody in another state could legally vote for him, so the pin would be useless...

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 3 роки тому +28

      @@BaronSengir1008 But he doesn't know if he'll ever run across a Kansas resident in another state, does he?
      (Horray for thinking way too much about this!)

    • @xavierbrown4051
      @xavierbrown4051 3 роки тому +8

      Underrated comment, made my day 🤣

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 3 роки тому +12

      @@ZhangtheGreat I doubt there are many Kansas residents in Oz...

  • @ozzni1
    @ozzni1 3 роки тому +952

    "Your honor, I only married her ironically"

    • @LudvikM
      @LudvikM 3 роки тому +76

      "... twice"

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 3 роки тому +77

      "You see, I thought she understood that wearing a clown costume in the bedroom was part of the joke."

    • @helix2331
      @helix2331 3 роки тому +15

      i do... I DO KNOW THIS IS A PRAAAAANK! CAMERA'S RIGHT THERE BROOOOO!

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 3 роки тому +30

      @@souleaterevans4589 I thought for sure she knew it was a joke, your honor. I swear, she laughed for a solid half hour when we got to the bedroom.

    • @juniperburnhamclark
      @juniperburnhamclark 3 роки тому +9

      “Your honor i only did it for the vine”

  • @wilfdarr
    @wilfdarr Рік тому +113

    When I turned 18 (Canadian) all my friends were like OMG aren't you going to go out drinking?! I was pretty confused, I said "No, I can already drink at home". My parents already offered wine at TG and Christmas, beer at birthdays, etc so, just as the Doc said, novelty had been removed, healthy drinking habits started.

    • @romiellag
      @romiellag Рік тому +2

      my experience exactly!!!

    • @christopherarias7659
      @christopherarias7659 4 місяці тому

      Bruh what

    • @wilfdarr
      @wilfdarr 4 місяці тому

      @@christopherarias7659 103 people got it, one understood and said he or she had the same experience, while you're response is "brah what?"... maybe lay off the drugs...

  • @RedunRedun-c4z
    @RedunRedun-c4z 3 роки тому +1364

    After the third marriage joke, part of me is like: “Hey, you alright buddy?”

    • @banjotheclown2189
      @banjotheclown2189 3 роки тому +127

      Did anyone else notice he is no longer wearing his wedding ring? (I have no idea when he stopped but I hope he is doing ok!)

    • @doublepinger
      @doublepinger 3 роки тому +102

      "Want to hear a lawyer joke?" "Marriage."

    • @IKARIANOFFICIAL
      @IKARIANOFFICIAL 3 роки тому +28

      @@doublepinger - A funny and profitable joke to the lawyers, and a nightmarish punishing joke to those of us who've gone through it!

    • @servinglooks247
      @servinglooks247 3 роки тому +40

      I think wedding jokes are the hobbies of lawyers

    • @happyogre
      @happyogre 3 роки тому +22

      Considering his downward spiral over the past 4 years, gonna say the marriage is done.

  • @edgelux3381
    @edgelux3381 3 роки тому +464

    "Get your mind out of the gutter" It wasn't even there to begin with, your comment put it there

  • @nickxo_9934
    @nickxo_9934 3 роки тому +2192

    I'm a Romanian living in Germany....guess I'll run for Governor of Kansas

    • @nickxo_9934
      @nickxo_9934 3 роки тому +43

      @Niamh De Na Crainn Arda anyone could if compared to the american government lmao

    • @AndreiH1605
      @AndreiH1605 3 роки тому +135

      Great, I'm a Romanian living in Japan, I'll run against you. Higher chance to get Kansas back to the Motherland.

    • @nickxo_9934
      @nickxo_9934 3 роки тому +41

      @@AndreiH1605 I think you know how the last time, Japan tried to do anything against America, ended ;)

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger 3 роки тому +29

      As a Kansan, you have my vote!

    • @iTz_ParZ
      @iTz_ParZ 3 роки тому +9

      @@TrueFlameslinger But which one???

  • @LegoDude3258
    @LegoDude3258 2 роки тому +19

    As soon as LegalEagle said the thing about writing on dollar bills I took out a one dollar bill and wrote "US Code Title 18, Part I, Chapter 17, Section 333". I'm a master of mischief.

    • @stephaniehowell1109
      @stephaniehowell1109 3 місяці тому

      Brilliant!!! Am gonna do that, as soon as I have a dollar. 😂😂😂

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 3 роки тому +1057

    "You have a right to run as a governor of Kansas as a Teen"
    i found. my destiny!

    • @patchpatch4008
      @patchpatch4008 3 роки тому +58

      Go for it. Do it.
      I international double squared dog dare you or else.

    • @Tbill18
      @Tbill18 3 роки тому +12

      Good luck. Im running to Lmaoo

    • @jupitercyclops6521
      @jupitercyclops6521 3 роки тому +16

      Not only that, you can do it topless!
      (Heh...heh.heh.........All right!)

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 3 роки тому +6

      Hm. Guess they’ll let ANYONE be governor in Kansas.

    • @MegaKBang
      @MegaKBang 3 роки тому +3

      And this is the day where Trump 2.0 appeared.

  • @SirThinkALot42
    @SirThinkALot42 3 роки тому +1510

    "its not clear you have to be human to run for Kansas governor"
    *Caligula liked that*

    • @MatthewStinar
      @MatthewStinar 3 роки тому +39

      I'm imagining another Air Bud sequel: Governor Bud.

    • @epicgamer-lh9zq
      @epicgamer-lh9zq 3 роки тому +41

      woah zuckerburg can run for governor

    • @u1richh
      @u1richh 3 роки тому +20

      Governor Cthulhu

    • @rebeccasimen1421
      @rebeccasimen1421 3 роки тому +13

      I'm so proud of myself for understanding this joke

    • @coreyklaustermeier7329
      @coreyklaustermeier7329 3 роки тому +11

      @@rebeccasimen1421 well done. We got someone who paid attention in history class
      (Looking back at this, it sounds hella passive aggressive. I didn’t mean it like that, I swear)

  • @jacobd1984
    @jacobd1984 3 роки тому +564

    “What if your best friend double dog dares you to get married.” Only dog dares of a third degree or greater place an obligation on the dared party. Clearly you know nothing about Dare Law.

    • @PetMama1313
      @PetMama1313 3 роки тому +17

      Nice one.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 3 роки тому +26

      And while it's a breach of etiquette to go from dog dare to triple dog dare, it is not illegal.

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte 3 роки тому +8

      lol'ed :D

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 3 роки тому +11

      Means you need two annulments. If the double dare dealt double damages, do you do a double lawsuit?
      Or would that be double jeopardy? (Let's ask the all-time foremost authority on this; Harvey Dent. He's a former DA. Also, his consultations come with a free second opinion!)

    • @thedevicebook
      @thedevicebook 3 роки тому +4

      Best comment of 2021 (although the year is young.)

  • @stephaniedesmond8329
    @stephaniedesmond8329 2 роки тому +28

    That shirtless law brings back memories, all right. I remember when they decided to allow women to go topless in Toronto. There was a big news story about it and all kinds of debate. And I guess with all that (ahem) exposure, certain people ended up with certain unfortunate expectations that didn't get realized. I went to some sort of Nascar event with my older brother shortly afterward and there were these two drunks shouting at passing women (including me) coming back from the snack area, "Tops off! It's the law!"
    I WAS FOURTEEN.
    Not cool, drunks. Not cool at all.

  • @jacobs2784
    @jacobs2784 3 роки тому +222

    What would the person standing in, by-proxy, say?
    "Do you take this woman to be your wife?"
    "He does"

    • @shaneeslick
      @shaneeslick 3 роки тому +30

      Does the Stand-in also have to proxy the Wedding Consummation?

    • @wafflescience_
      @wafflescience_ 3 роки тому +9

      *He do

    • @curtisbme
      @curtisbme 3 роки тому +28

      @Justin B Heck with that. I would want to invite everyone to have a ceremony and not tell them it is by proxy so they are confused AF when some other folks start walking down the aisle.

    • @DonPeyote420
      @DonPeyote420 3 роки тому +6

      I'd imagine the whole ceremony is just some government clerk filling and filing the papers in complete silence all alone

  • @Livestreamlurker
    @Livestreamlurker 3 роки тому +505

    "Now speaking of marriage, let's talk about murder"
    That made me laugh so hard.

    • @filipwolffs
      @filipwolffs 3 роки тому +17

      He appears to have some strong feelings when it comes to marriage and divorce.

    • @Livestreamlurker
      @Livestreamlurker 3 роки тому +36

      @@filipwolffs I think he's said he's worked divorces in the past. So, I'm not surprised

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 3 роки тому +3

      Boomer humor

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 3 роки тому +17

      @@Lambda_Ovine The guy's way too young to be a boomer. I think you'll find it's just adult humor.

    • @SillyPC
      @SillyPC 3 роки тому +6

      @@filipwolffs One of the comments here said he is no longer wearing his wedding ring so.... yeah that might be the reason

  • @margotrosendorn6371
    @margotrosendorn6371 3 роки тому +1162

    The point he makes about parents giving their kids booze has some merit. The liquor cabinet in my house held no appeal to me as a child after my mother let me try a spoonful of beer. Yuck!

    • @totallynotme6720
      @totallynotme6720 3 роки тому +135

      In Texas it’s the result of a previously catholic majority Texas. Part of their religious practice is to drink the blood of Jesus (wine) so they needed the freedom. In Texas as long as your legal guardian is present and consents you can drink.

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 3 роки тому +8

      True

    • @cheetodust8051
      @cheetodust8051 3 роки тому +55

      Yeah, my mom let me try wine when I was 2 and I spit that shit out instantly. She knew I was going to hate it.

    • @3mjolnir
      @3mjolnir 3 роки тому +33

      He actually missed wisconsin in his list of states where consumption by underage is allowed under parental guidance.

    • @akimbofurry2179
      @akimbofurry2179 3 роки тому +7

      Eh I used to drink with my dad. I don't even drink to get drunk, I just like to chill with a nice glass in hand, and relax.

  • @jennifermillar1549
    @jennifermillar1549 2 роки тому +12

    On defacing money- My daughter (6) receive a $20 bill for her birthday. She decided she wanted to share it with her brother, so she tore it in half and gave him “half” her money. Gotta love the literal interpretation she had 😂

    • @Tori-5507
      @Tori-5507 Рік тому

      That's kinda sweet tho

    • @stephaniehowell1109
      @stephaniehowell1109 3 місяці тому

      Aww how sweet!!! Hope y'all saved it....framed it....❤❤❤

  • @GaganSingh-nx2yv
    @GaganSingh-nx2yv 3 роки тому +337

    Why did you kill this guy?!
    Me: officer it was a dare.
    Cop: understandable.

    • @ldbarthel
      @ldbarthel 3 роки тому +14

      So in Delaware you can have the murder annulled??? (Asking for a friend... ;-) )

    • @MrCorrectify
      @MrCorrectify 3 роки тому +15

      Judge: Pinky swear?

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 3 роки тому

      @@ldbarthel Nah, you can only get it annulled if it was committed in Yellowstone National Park 😂

  • @eweccah.k.9996
    @eweccah.k.9996 3 роки тому +249

    "Did you intend to render the bank note unfit to be reissued?"
    "No your honor. I intended to write my grocery list and pay for my groceries with it too."

    • @SpiralSine6
      @SpiralSine6 3 роки тому +27

      “Constitutional, have a legal day.”

    • @TheLandTrain-AnarticaEdition
      @TheLandTrain-AnarticaEdition 3 роки тому +8

      Finally, i can draw mustaches on all my money now

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 3 роки тому +13

      I don't see how turning a Founding Father into Spock makes a bill anything other than very cool legal tender.

  • @stevenshea990
    @stevenshea990 3 роки тому +313

    Next Air Bud sequel: "Aint no law saying a dog can't run for governor of Kansas"

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 3 роки тому +10

      And history says few dogs could do a worse job than those that actually got elected...

    • @Leopoldshark
      @Leopoldshark 3 роки тому +3

      Mayor Max can now use his work experience

    • @dreddpirateb
      @dreddpirateb 3 роки тому +3

      You say that but my neighbours dog refuses to see the danger in the space lasers. It's an utter idiot.

  • @jacktattersall9457
    @jacktattersall9457 Рік тому +4

    Torn money can be used in Australia. The Reserve Bank of Australia will give exchange accidentally torn/mutiliated bills for new currency based on the area of the bill rounded to the nearest dollar provided there is at least 20% of the bill. If you don't have at least 80% of the bill, you will get a fraction of the bill. So a $10 bill torn in half is worth $5 according to the Reserve Bank of Australia.

  • @mykal2803
    @mykal2803 3 роки тому +335

    Pfft, John Krasinski wishes he had that jaw-line.

    • @captainkevgames4761
      @captainkevgames4761 3 роки тому +18

      Right? This guy is waaaaay more attractive

    • @benshatney5034
      @benshatney5034 3 роки тому +6

      He might not have that jawline, but he can run for Kansas Governor 😂

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 роки тому +5

      @@captainkevgames4761 John Krasinski is unironically one of the ugliest men I have ever seen. Whereas LegalEagal is a genuine chad.

    • @cg1906
      @cg1906 3 роки тому +13

      @@HOTD108_ a valid opinion, if not an unnecessarily rudely worded one.

    • @RealFad3
      @RealFad3 3 роки тому +3

      @@captainkevgames4761 pause 🤣🤣 hes a good looking man but so is devin no freaky

  • @jylepark
    @jylepark 3 роки тому +221

    Once I was arrested for not taking it like a man.

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 3 роки тому +28

      And once in prison, you had no choice.

    • @SansAziza
      @SansAziza 3 роки тому +8

      @@johnladuke6475 Dying is always an option in prison. 😉

    • @MRSANN2010
      @MRSANN2010 3 роки тому +3

      @@johnladuke6475 😂

    • @MRSANN2010
      @MRSANN2010 3 роки тому +2

      @@SansAziza 😭

    • @MRSANN2010
      @MRSANN2010 3 роки тому +2

      🤭

  • @0xEmmy
    @0xEmmy 3 роки тому +387

    13:20 there's actually a good reason for the "doctor's orders" exception: withdrawal from some drugs (including alcohol) can kill, and sometimes the safest (or only) solution is a slow, controlled tapering off of the substance, which is incompatible with the sudden cold-turkey quitting the law would otherwise require.

    • @stevehampe6982
      @stevehampe6982 3 роки тому +40

      Indeed!
      I worked in support services at the local hospital when I was in college. I will never forget seeing on a unit drug cart, a can of Bud with a pharmacy label. It was prescribed precisely for the reason you stated.

    • @hannahblurp9360
      @hannahblurp9360 3 роки тому +3

      Nowadays they use librium or other benzos

    • @OMGSHEENA
      @OMGSHEENA 2 роки тому +28

      I knew someone who locked himself in his own home to prevent himself from drinking, basically trying to quit cold turkey as they say. They found him drowned in his own vomit. Anyone who thinks quitting an addiction is as easy as choosing to stop should have to see a scene like that. 😞

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 2 роки тому +5

      @@OMGSHEENA It really depends how much they've abused the substance
      Someone that gets lightly buzzed daily isn't the same as someone that goes blackout levels of drunk every other day

    • @lyonsson6480
      @lyonsson6480 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah, my dad messed himself up pretty bad when I was 12 by trying to sober up cold turkey. Hallucinations happened, cops came, Christmas 1991 was kinda weird…

  • @IAMGUAMCPA
    @IAMGUAMCPA 2 роки тому +6

    Great videos as ever. Informative, concise and “married” to real life. But it is the humor that makes even law reviews bearable. For example “get your mind out of the gutter” after the “p” comment. Thanks for the non-lawyer advice and information.

  • @Stilgarsan
    @Stilgarsan 3 роки тому +379

    16:00 Medical fact: Alcohol withdrawal can be lethal, so long-time alcoholics are administered ethanol, to ease them out. So, this law makes total sense to me.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 3 роки тому +10

      Churchill had a prescription when in the states I belive.

    • @hannahblurp9360
      @hannahblurp9360 3 роки тому +4

      Normally afaik they are just given librium or other benzos

    • @libradawg9
      @libradawg9 3 роки тому +18

      @@hannahblurp9360 Benzos - the other withdrawal which could be deadly. People think opiates are worse due to the horrible symptoms that birthed methadone, but alcohol and Benzos are the ones.

    • @ZombiZohm
      @ZombiZohm 2 роки тому +3

      Another fun medical fact alcohol intake can be lethal. You just can't win with that substance

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 2 роки тому +2

      Still, that should be done by trained medical professionals, of which there should be plenty in a hospital...

  • @AkashWShah
    @AkashWShah 3 роки тому +701

    "Ah yes, men can't control themselves, so let's limit what women can do."
    Very well put.

    • @steeljawX
      @steeljawX 3 роки тому +19

      In full fairness, not like "it's fair to impose inequality" but like fairness in a "this isn't much of a practical issue", living in Utah right now, during winter months; no one with a degree of intelligence goes outside topless (or bottomless or full nude.) I can understand when it gets hot, you may want to shed everything, but depending on where you're at, you may want to think otherwise. But even then, sunburns, insect bites, and the constant bad quality air in a lot of the metropolis areas make going topless just a very impractical thing to do. Not saying the option to do so MUST be restricted, it's just something that I'd find weird here since there's fewer benefits to doing it than not. But that's just me being here. I can't speak for the other states that allow it.

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 роки тому +70

      @@steeljawX but as you said, it is not whether it’s a “practical” issue or if one would personally do it. It’s about addressing inequalities, so people can have freedom. Women have lost custody of children for being shirtless on private property. It’s an issue of ridding religiously imposed beliefs from the books

    • @sirprize8572
      @sirprize8572 3 роки тому +57

      @@steeljawX That's actually an excellent argument for there NOT being a law restricting it. If nobody's doing it because it's generally impractical, and it doesn't hurt anything the few times that people actually do it, then there's no reason to restrict it.

    • @Mnogojazyk
      @Mnogojazyk 3 роки тому +4

      Men will get so inured in short order, toplessness will become a non-issue in short order.

    • @Kuolonen
      @Kuolonen 3 роки тому +5

      Hey it's a philosophy that the Taliban live by, and we know they are swell guys, I see no problem here.

  • @felixweinlinger
    @felixweinlinger 3 роки тому +443

    7:45 Imagine these death zones are just an FBI con to arrest potential murders in those zones and the otters are actually FBI agents in disguise

    • @cabbagecart-u3x
      @cabbagecart-u3x 3 роки тому +22

      i imagine the fbi is hiding a torture dungeon beneath the otters but okay

    • @AtheneHolder
      @AtheneHolder 3 роки тому +3

      holy sh!t that is a mindfq...

    • @mcstriker
      @mcstriker 3 роки тому +9

      @@cabbagecart-u3x kinky

    • @CavinLee
      @CavinLee 3 роки тому +4

      Penguins of Madagascar spinoff

    • @jeffreyketcham4107
      @jeffreyketcham4107 3 роки тому +1

      Shut up shut up shut up. Stop telling people

  • @melimsah
    @melimsah Рік тому +3

    I applaud your use of Groundhog Day at the beginning

  • @barbarrojaa.c.4761
    @barbarrojaa.c.4761 3 роки тому +80

    Objection: The loophole for non human persons in Kansas should be always be refered as an Air Bud clause.

    • @Jmanclub-vd7mg
      @Jmanclub-vd7mg 3 роки тому +2

      Barbarroja A.C., lol I get that reference.

  • @MoptopGames
    @MoptopGames 3 роки тому +22

    I feel like this content is the happiest you’ve been in the past year and I’m really glad.

  • @ataruDev
    @ataruDev 3 роки тому +383

    "Your honor, I only got married ironically"

  • @Maxler5795
    @Maxler5795 10 місяців тому +2

    Fun fact: in my country, uruguay, you can do marrige by proxy and double proxy, doesnt matter the situation

  • @jackcarlson4358
    @jackcarlson4358 3 роки тому +171

    "There's no law that says a dog can't run for governor of Kansas."
    Ah yes, the "Air Bud" determination. Maybe it's time for a series revival?

  • @michaelryan1767
    @michaelryan1767 3 роки тому +136

    "exact your revenge, wish you were dead, get divorced, and repeat" - ok, that part actually made me laugh out loud.

  • @j.adamwegs2882
    @j.adamwegs2882 3 роки тому +517

    I would like to sue whoever mixes wine and beer for their crimes against humanity.

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 3 роки тому +15

      Someone was trying to sell a beer-wine-coffee drink... phlegh! 🤮

    • @mahino420
      @mahino420 3 роки тому +15

      I would like to sue anyone who drinks or manafactures beer for their crimes against humanity.

    • @cybulskiya8725
      @cybulskiya8725 3 роки тому +12

      My dad accidentally poured my wine in his pepsi when we were in spain and it actually was not bad

    • @LeScratch89
      @LeScratch89 3 роки тому +10

      More like crimes against sobriety.

    • @gillian1272
      @gillian1272 3 роки тому +5

      I’m confused about this, actually mixing fluids? Or chasing one with the other?

  • @pamyuhnke8143
    @pamyuhnke8143 2 роки тому +5

    “The fact that the first suspect in a murder is always the spouse tells me everything I need to know about marriage.”

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 3 роки тому +602

    "It's not even clear if you have to be a human to run for governor of Kansas."
    So... when we first come into contact with aliens, Kansas will be the most progressive place on Earth.

    • @eleahanz9995
      @eleahanz9995 3 роки тому +17

      ....or regressive 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 3 роки тому +16

      Nope. Screw dat. Tell em to go home, we're full.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 3 роки тому +9

      @@jasonbelstone3427
      All of humanity could live in New Zealand, we are definately not full.

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 3 роки тому +16

      @@prestonjones1653
      Yeah, sure. You try living *comfortably* in New Zealand with 7.5 billion inhabitants on the same island.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 3 роки тому +10

      @@jasonbelstone3427
      Works for Manhattan.

  • @garbagecontent2048
    @garbagecontent2048 3 роки тому +227

    Me a Canadian: oh goodie I can’t wait to see what my American rights are

    • @리주민
      @리주민 3 роки тому +12

      Kiwi here, but stuck in texas. Good stuff to know...😁🇳🇿

    • @jiralishu
      @jiralishu 3 роки тому +26

      You can probably run for governor of Kansas. I don't think there's a law saying that you have to be a citizen.

    • @mikkelstergaard6218
      @mikkelstergaard6218 3 роки тому +14

      @@jiralishu That'd be an interresting situation, the govenor of Kansas, but it's actually someone from Albania who signed up as a joke

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 3 роки тому +7

      @@jiralishu That'd be a weird way to get a permanent residency card 😂

    • @Raining4rain
      @Raining4rain 3 роки тому

      me in australia

  • @hhhsp951
    @hhhsp951 3 роки тому +190

    "Speaking of marriage, let's talk about murder"

    • @KRYMauL
      @KRYMauL 3 роки тому +10

      Well 16% of murder cases are from the spouse, so it's a pretty good segue.

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 3 роки тому +2

      I’m sensing a back story.

    • @eleahanz9995
      @eleahanz9995 3 роки тому

      Relatable.

    • @KRYMauL
      @KRYMauL 3 роки тому

      @@kellyalves756 OJ?

  • @imthedentist
    @imthedentist 9 місяців тому +2

    On a most definitely unrelated note to the first right mentioned in this video, I'm going to Colorado

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 3 роки тому +221

    Montana wedding: “Which side of the family are you with, the bride, the groom, the proxy bride or the proxy groom?
    Guest: “...Now I’m not even sure I’m at the right wedding!”

    • @d34dR0d3n7
      @d34dR0d3n7 3 роки тому +31

      Alabama Guest: "Yes."

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 3 роки тому +10

      You can tell this law is there to benefit the men because it's pro-XY.
      (p.s.: This is a joke, I have no idea how this law actually works in reality)

    • @reyaflygunn9243
      @reyaflygunn9243 3 роки тому +3

      @@DomenBremecXCVI the law is to benefit anyone who cant make it to a wedding easily, this benefits the low wage working class, people who moved for work, and people in prison
      side note: chromosomes arent perfect representations of gender. Even if you exclude trans people, there are non-trans women born with XY chromosomes

    • @reyaflygunn9243
      @reyaflygunn9243 3 роки тому +2

      @@DomenBremecXCVI to be clear, i do get your joke lol

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 3 роки тому +1

      Askamortitian has that now urlawed, but appearently still practiced concept of marriages of decreased, In asian areas. Marriages can be weird, there can also be a legalized marriage to buildings in france in one case.

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin 3 роки тому +686

    The allowing your kids to drink thing really makes sense, I remember reading about in European states where it's normal for kids to have a glass of wine at dinner time, there are far less cases of teens and young adults getting in trouble under the influence, getting alcohol poisoning, driving drunk etc. Take away the mystique of "the grownup drink" and kids learn it's not so special and one needs to be responsible with it

    • @stevenroshni1228
      @stevenroshni1228 3 роки тому +86

      also can learn their tolerance level in a safe space

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 2 роки тому +8

      Are those fewer drunk incidents explicitly linked to being allowed to drink? If not then your argument is not that good. There are many differences between the US and some vague "European" countries so I find it hard to believe that kids being allowed to drink lessens these things.

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 2 роки тому

      @@visassess8607 _"I don't understand another culture so it must be wrong"_ . Sorry but you sound ignorant AF. Renew your passport, to visit different countries for a few months, THEN come back and contribute meaningfully to this thread, k? Thx.

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 2 роки тому +82

      In a 2017 trip to London, I visited a pub. I saw a handful of *obvious teens* buying alcohol in a London pub. I watched them mix it with some pop, and sip it while they sat around texting and chatting at "the kids table" next to their (much louder) parents', table.
      Later they piled into an Uber (or Lyft?) van and drive off. No drunk driving, no fighting, no belligerence, no Drunk Karens, no racist rants.
      It's a rather different culture, at least vis-a-vis alcohol.

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 2 роки тому +4

      @@ChineduOpara You obviously responded to the wrong comment because I didn't say anything like that at all.
      I was asking if specifically being allowed to drink as a child had any correlation with fewer drunk incidents. I never said I don't understand their culture or that they're wrong because they're different and honestly, I have absolutely no idea you even reached that conclusion.
      Your comment is ironic really. You're calling me ignorant even though you horribly failed to understand my comment and you spending the whole time insulting me is not contributing anything meaningful to this thread.
      Please actually read and comprehend what was said before you respond next time because your comment makes you seem incredibly foolish.

  • @Cjaj2
    @Cjaj2 3 роки тому +160

    "Only these Idaho otters can judge you" is a powerful phrase

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 3 роки тому +4

      “We shall eat their flesh off of our tummies!”

    • @karenl6908
      @karenl6908 3 роки тому +4

      I would. I would get twelve otters and animal biologists and behaviorists to serve as their interpreters. Nobody's gonna' be murderin' MY acquaintance and gettin' away with it!!!

    • @steeljawX
      @steeljawX 3 роки тому +3

      I feel like the psycho-emotional trauma of such cute looking animals judging you would be very harsh. . . . STOP STARING AT ME SQUIRRELS!!!!!

    • @allangibson2408
      @allangibson2408 2 роки тому

      Idaho wolves may dispute that restriction. Wolves can be very judgmental (generally on the flavor of the accused).

  • @mattanfirouztala6822
    @mattanfirouztala6822 Рік тому +4

    The zone of death loophole gets closed if enough people move there

  • @rianrietveld
    @rianrietveld 3 роки тому +278

    Kudos for the sarcastic remark: "Oh, yes, man can't control themselves so limit what women can do".

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 3 роки тому +14

      Hey, it's only "fair," right? It's the women's fault that we have no self-control! 😂

    • @crownonmyheads
      @crownonmyheads 3 роки тому +1

      @@ZhangtheGreat 😐

    • @natalieharless1715
      @natalieharless1715 3 роки тому +1

      👍👍👍👍😄

    • @Colopty
      @Colopty 3 роки тому +7

      For when you want to demean both genders.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 3 роки тому

      @@Colopty Most efficient.

  • @sassyviking6003
    @sassyviking6003 3 роки тому +247

    Dang, I know he is a lawyer, so he has probably seen it all. But that divorce joke was dark. Funny, but dark.
    Edit: and he topped it with that transition to murder.

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 2 роки тому

      it's somewhat common knowledge that many wives used to murder their spouses due to certain laws and sexist culture
      It was better to off them than to just break up
      There's a good chunk of stories by the murderers themselves that are too old to give a sh*t about consequences

  • @willemdafoe6256
    @willemdafoe6256 3 роки тому +445

    It’s nice knowing Clark Kent can run for governor of his home state with no problems

    • @Zzzquil_Lord_v2
      @Zzzquil_Lord_v2 3 роки тому +14

      Well according to anyone outside of his immediate family, friends super and not, there should be no problem whatsoever

    • @thebatman.
      @thebatman. 3 роки тому +8

      Yes Norman, it is nice

    • @garlicsalt317
      @garlicsalt317 3 роки тому +3

      DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE SACRIFICED

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 3 роки тому +4

      Is anyone really named Clark Kent?

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 2 роки тому +30

      @@hydrolito I knew a Kent Clark once, but I missed the chance to call him Mansuper.

  • @EmeraldPencil46
    @EmeraldPencil46 3 місяці тому +1

    Different country, but same law for the alcohol one. In Canada, I’m not sure what it is for different provinces, but at least in Ontario, a minor can drink alcohol on private property if it’s allowed by their parent or guardian. You can’t buy or posses it, but you can drink it. I’m not sure when that came into affect though, cause I remember going into the LCBO with my dad and being told not touch any alcohol because the workers can’t legally sell it then, and I remember seeing signs there saying that. But I’ve been in a couple over the last couple of months, but I didn’t see any, though they were in the Hastings County, and if you don’t know where that is, exactly. At least to my knowledge, around where I live, there’s no counties, but rather regions, like Niagara, Halton, GTA, etc. But my point is that it’s cottage country, and the workers might either don’t care to put it up, or they lost it and never got it replaced, at least in the case that they still do have it.
    Funny thing is, when I was having a conversation with my mom recently, I brought that up, and she didn’t believe me. At that point, I had no reason to lie, but she just kept saying I was just lying. I even told my dad, and he didn’t believe me until I showed him the proof on our poorly made website for the most populous province. He then said it was probably a change Ford made, and it probably was, but I’m not looking for proof for that lol

  • @timschmidt5469
    @timschmidt5469 3 роки тому +304

    OBJECTION: Stella the "legal beagle" is decidedly NOT a beagle.

    • @moosemafia
      @moosemafia 3 роки тому +32

      Did you just assume her breed? Maybe she identifies as a beagle ok? 😂

    • @timschmidt5469
      @timschmidt5469 3 роки тому +31

      @@moosemafia You're correct. I did assume. But without clarity from the bench, the question still stands.

    • @NostalgiaBrit
      @NostalgiaBrit 3 роки тому +3

      Tim Schmidt Damn! I just commented the same thing, but you get there first 😛

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 3 роки тому +4

      @@moosemafia Maybe she's transbreed...?

    • @ChrisHendrickson82
      @ChrisHendrickson82 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, but he has the right to be wrong.

  • @StormyStories
    @StormyStories 3 роки тому +323

    I feel like a cute enough dog could definitely win the governership of Kansas.

    • @kyleninjagokyle6717
      @kyleninjagokyle6717 3 роки тому +18

      Someone should enter a cactus in a cowboy hat into the election

    • @sunnyday8989
      @sunnyday8989 3 роки тому +8

      @@kyleninjagokyle6717 10/10, I’d vote the cactus w the cowboy hat into office

    • @ClintBrubakken
      @ClintBrubakken 3 роки тому +1

      only if they were a Republican or ran against Kris Kobach

    • @saints360row
      @saints360row 3 роки тому +2

      @@ClintBrubakken, At that point, wouldn't it have to be a cute enough elephant?

    • @austinorlando4326
      @austinorlando4326 3 роки тому +1

      There's a cat that's a mayor of a town i think they should run for governor.

  • @harrisonmundschutz2654
    @harrisonmundschutz2654 3 роки тому +513

    I like how in Canada, public nudity can’t be prosecuted without the consent of the local lieutenant governor. I’ve met her, she’s a women’s rights activist. You can go topless in BC

  • @keithmofley8275
    @keithmofley8275 2 роки тому +2

    I'd love to see you do a video on common law vs civil law

  • @MostLikelyMortal
    @MostLikelyMortal 3 роки тому +93

    The Kansas governor loophole is just begging for an Air Bud spinoff. “There’s no rule that says a dog can’t run...”

  • @WigWoo1
    @WigWoo1 3 роки тому +494

    Speaking of money, I heard its illegal to burn a $1 but not any other bill

    • @maxthexpfarmer3957
      @maxthexpfarmer3957 3 роки тому +36

      I thought it was legal if you did it for fun.

    • @PXmUJzrxwB03EZCGpP9F
      @PXmUJzrxwB03EZCGpP9F 3 роки тому +115

      *Sets fire to Bill Gates*
      Y'know this is actually legal.

    • @maldivirdragonwitch
      @maldivirdragonwitch 3 роки тому +64

      @@maxthexpfarmer3957, maybe it's legal if you do it on a dare.

    • @Em-uk8ew
      @Em-uk8ew 3 роки тому +47

      @@maldivirdragonwitch Everything is legal if you're doing it on a dare

    • @carouselofagony3276
      @carouselofagony3276 3 роки тому +32

      Its about as legal as J walking. Its not but its a waste of time to prosecute defacing money... unless they have other motives and use it as probable cause. The "totally not stop and frisk" method

  • @SaharaCaliSara
    @SaharaCaliSara 3 роки тому +221

    "speaking of marriage, let's talk about murder" ☠️😂😂😂😂

  • @Hi_Im_Akward
    @Hi_Im_Akward 7 місяців тому +1

    The one about Doctors being able to give you drugs or alcohol in a severe medical condition makes sense. It can be extremely dangerous to go through withdrawals. And some drugs have actual medicinal uses, so they should be able to make medical decisions in a medical crisis so long as it is in the best interest of the patient.

  • @theunwelcome
    @theunwelcome 3 роки тому +50

    "your proxy may kiss the proxy" just doesn't have that same ring to it...

    • @alexanderdragonheart2036
      @alexanderdragonheart2036 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, and the image is isn’t that great either.

    • @advanceringnewholder
      @advanceringnewholder 3 роки тому +1

      what if the groom's proxy is their father, and the bride's proxy is their sister?
      Well, at least that's better than if your bride's proxy is your mother or your groom's proxy is your father. the good thing is there's no awkward moment when the proxy kiss the other proxy

  • @nikdoesstuff9338
    @nikdoesstuff9338 3 роки тому +251

    "Only these Idaho otters can judge you"
    So I'm screwed

    • @koolkidxx2624
      @koolkidxx2624 3 роки тому +4

      its basically illegal at this point if the otters judge you

    • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
      @DarkEagle-vx9hd 3 роки тому

      Otters are mean in a courtroom. I learned that the hard way!

    • @blakethomson7901
      @blakethomson7901 3 роки тому +2

      Nah man, otters are vicious little fuckers. They're murder machines themselves.

    • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
      @DarkEagle-vx9hd 3 роки тому +1

      @@blakethomson7901 They usually graduate at the top of their law class though. One otter in a New York law firm has never lost one case!

  • @mongoosae
    @mongoosae 3 роки тому +46

    "our solicitation of your feedback does not constitute an attorney-client relationship, friendship, bromance, or romantic relationship" fine print on point as always

  • @girlwithamic8021
    @girlwithamic8021 Рік тому +3

    From experience, letting parents give their kids alcohol actually does a lot for their self-control later. There’s usually some charge that can be given if it gets extreme, in my experience, but having alcohol at home removes a lot of the novelty.
    Plus, as an added bonus, once you can have alcohol, you already know what you like.

  • @WaveSineReverse
    @WaveSineReverse 3 роки тому +107

    Ah yes, I see that Kansas is going with "Airbud" rules for their restrictions on candidacy for governor.

  • @tayloryork8185
    @tayloryork8185 3 роки тому +225

    18:16 Me, a Kansas citizen. Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.

  • @omcorc
    @omcorc 3 роки тому +820

    “Hallowed sexual status...” In other words: “we’re going to restrict your rights as women and humans in general, because we just have so much respect for you and want to protect you.”

    • @kazeryu4834
      @kazeryu4834 3 роки тому +36

      Women have had a “Hallowed sexual status” but if there is no practical reason for it do we really need to keep things that way?

    • @major7flat597
      @major7flat597 3 роки тому +140

      You're right. To add to that, the idea that men should be chasing women and women shouldn't express their sexuality is harmful for everyone.
      The attitude that wishes to push women's sexuality under the rug in the name of "decency" is the same attitude that objectifies and sexualizes women the most.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +1

      ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear on

    • @kazeryu4834
      @kazeryu4834 3 роки тому +36

      @@AxxLAfriku what?

    • @dark_side_cookies
      @dark_side_cookies 3 роки тому +78

      Damn, never thought of it that way. That’s dangerously close to “well if you didn’t want to be raped and beaten, you shouldn’t dress like that!”

  • @benandrew21
    @benandrew21 2 роки тому +3

    Funnily enough in the UK 16-17 year olds can drink beer in pubs or restaurants if they're eating food with their family. They're not allowed to actually buy the beer until they're 18. It's also strongly discouraged but in your own home you're perfectly entitled to give a child small amounts of alcohol from as young as 5.
    I remember being like 7 years old and constantly asking my dad if I can have a sip of his beer or whiskey. He usually said no and let me have whiskey extremely rarely but he often enough didn't have a problem with me having a little bit of beer at home. Never let me drink in public until I was 18 though

    • @davidioanhedges
      @davidioanhedges Рік тому +1

      There is no legal minimum drinking age... but if you give a child under 5 alcohol it's likely to involve child protection services seeing if you are fit parent ...

  • @chrisbreitigan
    @chrisbreitigan 3 роки тому +137

    “Only the Idaho otters can judge me”
    My next tattoo

    • @gwendolynpitts5462
      @gwendolynpitts5462 3 роки тому +3

      Love that!

    • @werdw4849
      @werdw4849 3 роки тому +3

      I wonder why my brother want me to meet in Yellowstone, but only in Idaho.

  • @sambugbrown
    @sambugbrown 3 роки тому +365

    Of course he isn't John Krasinski, John Krasinski is asian.

    • @mattmartin7028
      @mattmartin7028 3 роки тому +4

      @@drderpphd im proud

    • @greenyawgmoth
      @greenyawgmoth 3 роки тому +12

      @@drderpphd All right then... why don't you tell me about that sale he made yesterday?

    • @newsiesforever208
      @newsiesforever208 3 роки тому +14

      @@greenyawgmoth Wellington Systems? Sold them 10 cases of 24-pound letter stock. Or are you talking about Krieger-Murphy? Because he didn't close that one yet, but he's hoping he has a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for him.

    • @karlmuller3690
      @karlmuller3690 3 роки тому +2

      Samuel Brown - As his name would seem to imply .....

    • @krissp8712
      @krissp8712 3 роки тому +2

      He's an analyst! He can't be sent to Yemen!

  • @WarmongerGandhi
    @WarmongerGandhi 3 роки тому +157

    "Ain't no law says a dog can't play basketb--I mean, run for governor."

    • @johanrunfeldt7174
      @johanrunfeldt7174 3 роки тому +4

      What about a goat, they're much smarter than dogs, and there's a lot of homesteaders in KS who raises goats. Billy Gruff for Governor in 2022!

    • @gabriellavedier9650
      @gabriellavedier9650 3 роки тому +1

      They literally operate on Air Bud rules

    • @TazTheYellow
      @TazTheYellow 3 роки тому

      Mayor Bud
      *pun only works in certain dialects

  • @lb4581
    @lb4581 2 роки тому +2

    Fun fact is that if someone gets drunk off of nail polish remover a temporary fix until they get to the specific medical device that cures it is to get them drunk off of normal liquor. Your body metabolizes these alcohol in a specific order and will metabolize the normal drinking alcohol first. So if you’re drunk off of that you won’t experience the negative effects of the nail polish remover until you metabolize the liquor. As a result, it could be medically necessary to give someone who is experiencing alcohol related medical issues more alcohol - depending on the circumstances

  • @Alyeska23
    @Alyeska23 3 роки тому +132

    Ha, I wonder what crazy stupid laws will be... "And in Montana"
    *hangs head in shame*

    • @portmoneul
      @portmoneul 3 роки тому +7

      Head up high. It's not the freedom, but how you use it.
      Teaching children to be responsible drinkers? I want to do that course.

    • @monsternside1509
      @monsternside1509 3 роки тому +21

      As someone who lives in Florida, you have no idea how excited I was to hear him not ONCE mention Florida.

    • @givemeabreak432
      @givemeabreak432 3 роки тому

      Montana's actually got some really cool unique laws. Look at "At Will" employment laws. Montana is the only state that is not "At Will"

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 3 роки тому

      @@monsternside1509 Just wait - maybe it becomes a seperate video entirely later on...

  • @avidbingereader
    @avidbingereader 3 роки тому +153

    "Speaking of marriage, let's talk about murder" 😂😂😂

    • @Laecy
      @Laecy 3 роки тому +14

      The first joke was funny, by the third one, I started to feel like we need to ask if everything’s alright at home 😳

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 роки тому +266

    0:50 - Chapter 1 - The right of all nipples to be free
    2:35 - Chapter 2 - The right to get married by proxy
    4:55 - Chapter 3 - The right to an annulment if you get married on a dare
    6:05 - Chapter 4 - The right to commit murder at yellowstone national park
    8:05 - Chapter 5 - The right to run for governor of kansas as a teen/dog or resident of another state
    10:00 - Chapter 6 - The right to write on US currency
    11:30 - Chapter 7 - The right to give your children alcohol
    13:45 - End roll ads

    • @DLCS-2
      @DLCS-2 2 роки тому +12

      Thank you

    • @mikejohnson2173
      @mikejohnson2173 2 роки тому +8

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @j.paulm.1575
      @j.paulm.1575 Рік тому

      What goes on in Kansas that allows residents of other states to run for governor?

  • @thespyderwithin
    @thespyderwithin 2 роки тому +4

    A notable additional piece of information, when it comes to increased pay in the US Army (which leads me to believe would be true for other US branches as well), the soldier who receives the additional pay is not required to give or allow access to those funds by their partner. And many people decide that they don't care about that "contract marriage" spouse who lives in the soldiers free house (which is on the base they were deployed from) and may not have a penny. Which may be factorial when they decide to stray to single soldiers on that base. And round and round and round we go... Upon asking, a US Army CID officer (think police detective) once told me that 70% of their cases were domestic violence.

    • @SCarboni
      @SCarboni 5 місяців тому

      The additional pay is only for the housing and in your statment you said that they live in the house.
      AR608-99
      Under Army Regulation 608-99, a Soldier is required to provide financial support to family members and to obey court orders on child custody. This obligation exists even if the family is separated geographically because of military service. The dollar amount of this support is measured by what is stated in any court orders or written support agreements. In the absence of a court order or written support agreement containing a financial support provision, a Soldier will provide interim minimum financial support which is based upon an amount equal to the Soldier’s Basic Allowance for Housing/Reserve Component Transit (BAH RC/T) rates (formerly BAH-II) at the with-dependents rate for the Soldier’s rank.

  • @ArcanumSymphonis
    @ArcanumSymphonis 3 роки тому +87

    "Kansas' constitution does not set out requirements for office."
    Wonder if I could run for Kansas governor from Britain.

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 3 роки тому +21

      Legally, the Queen could run for governor of Kansas.

    • @anthonygammel7352
      @anthonygammel7352 3 роки тому +3

      Air bud rules

    • @RFDN0
      @RFDN0 3 роки тому +9

      Wouldn't surprise me. I more so wonder if a fictional character could run for office.

    • @rams_r_champs
      @rams_r_champs 3 роки тому +6

      @@tracyblanchard7663 she could probably run it a lot better than the Kansas government

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson 3 роки тому +4

      No rule against it and you'd probably do better than most of Kansas's governors although the current one is decent.

  • @zeraltheyodine8492
    @zeraltheyodine8492 3 роки тому +142

    I'm pretty sure 'Take it Like a Man' isn't a law, it's a number from the Legally Blonde musical.

    • @badnewsBH
      @badnewsBH 3 роки тому +1

      It's also a Michelle Wright song. :)

    • @theTweak0284
      @theTweak0284 3 роки тому

      Wait. Legally Blonde a documentary?

    • @tobesvalois8873
      @tobesvalois8873 3 роки тому +1

      Like the other things on that list, it's one of the things Bill Murray's Groundhog day character says just before the bit about driving on the railway tracks.

    • @flowingafterglow629
      @flowingafterglow629 3 роки тому

      Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind....
      Any way you want to do it I'll take it like a man

    • @tobesvalois8873
      @tobesvalois8873 3 роки тому +1

      @@flowingafterglow629 You know that song predates Legally Blond by twenty years anyway? In context its part of the same groundhig day movie scene.

  • @jenroses
    @jenroses 3 роки тому +115

    Fun fact: when this came up in Eugene, Oregon because some girls were going topless downtown in the heat of summer, the city council declined to make an ordinance on the grounds that they did not want to make a law that could in any way be construed as justification for anyone to harass breastfeeding parents.
    There has not been an epidemic of toplessness since, but our breastfeeding success rates are some of the highest in the country.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +31

      Considering how I hear a lot more complaints from mothers just trying to feed their kid without being harassed than I do complaints about ladies going topless, I applaud those legislators.

    • @SomeOnlinePerson
      @SomeOnlinePerson 2 роки тому +1

      There's also Portland, Oregon, where women going topless is recognized as a valid form of free "speech."

    • @JensPilemandOttesen
      @JensPilemandOttesen 2 роки тому +8

      Why would anyone herass breastfeeding mothers/babies? Has that been a problem in Oregon? Whyyy??
      Another fun fact: In Denmark we can be nude on all beaches.

    • @SomeOnlinePerson
      @SomeOnlinePerson 2 роки тому

      @@JensPilemandOttesen Not just Oregon. The whole US has a problem with breastfeeding in public, claiming that it's supposedly obscene and going so far as to compare it to randomly whipping out genitalia (which a lot of men do outside anyway if there's not a toilet known to be nearby). It's pretty stupid, and right in line with how some schools will send a girl home if her bra straps or a hint of cleavage can be seen, for fear it'll be too much of a distraction for the boys and potentially even male teachers.

    • @jenroses
      @jenroses 2 роки тому +20

      @@JensPilemandOttesen Not so much a problem in Oregon, but in other parts of the US, absolutely breastfeeding mothers get harassed.

  • @limbobilbo8743
    @limbobilbo8743 2 роки тому

    Legal eagle explaining positive freedom and negative freedom in basic is interesting as someone who recently did an essay on positive and negative freedom

    • @RandomPerson-vq9kw
      @RandomPerson-vq9kw Рік тому

      Not me being a biology person and reading feedback instead of freedom lol

  • @mattmullett9521
    @mattmullett9521 3 роки тому +185

    "The Wyoming Federal Court has jurisdiction, but if you want to go to trial, the Wyoming Court simply doesn't have jurisdiction." Love it

    • @Sqwivig
      @Sqwivig 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao Wyoming is sooooo dumb! I would know cuz I live here lol

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 3 роки тому +5

      @@Sqwivig But the problem isn't the Wyoming state court. Its the Wyoming federal court, and the problem isn't in Wyoming, its in Idaho. So the problem isn't really Wyoming at all.

    • @munkeefinkelbeen5395
      @munkeefinkelbeen5395 3 роки тому

      @@Sewblon going off what you're saying, is Idaho pushing jurisdiction off on Wyoming, or is it that Wyoming is claiming jurisdiction over land that's in Idaho?

    • @sully51
      @sully51 3 роки тому +2

      Neither. The fed govt. set the rules, not the states.

    • @munkeefinkelbeen5395
      @munkeefinkelbeen5395 3 роки тому

      @@sully51 Exactly! It's not the "Wyoming federal court," it's the Federal Court System period

  • @bartman64
    @bartman64 3 роки тому +37

    I wouldn’t recommend going topless in Utah. A woman in 2019 was still charged for going topless in her own home because there were children around, and the judge rejected the unconstitutionality challenge.

    • @pauldejean7899
      @pauldejean7899 3 роки тому +9

      It's much more important to look at enforcement if you're actually going to do it, unless you're trying to set precedent and you have a lot of money to spend on lawyers.

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 3 роки тому +6

      I would want to read the full opinion but I'm wondering if in Utah breasts are considered sexual organs--that would make her a sex offender.

    • @destinycircle8192
      @destinycircle8192 3 роки тому +2

      @@OGimouse1 they do and yes. The actual charge is lewdness.

    • @dimthecat9418
      @dimthecat9418 3 роки тому

      @@OGimouse1 I can understand why she was charged for nudity around children. But to be a sexual offense, doesn’t the person have to make an intention sex act upon someone? Because if not then why isn’t it just more public indecency?

  • @Waldzkrieger
    @Waldzkrieger 3 роки тому +41

    I can already see a romcom called "The Proxy" where the groom has to do Big Business™ stuff so he can't attend the wedding, and the bride ends up falling in love with the proxy groom.

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 3 роки тому

      King Philip II of Spain also had a proxy marriage.

    • @kangsate3459
      @kangsate3459 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @planetsidewinderreact
      @planetsidewinderreact 3 роки тому

      Sounds like a John Grisham book.

    • @Egilhelmson
      @Egilhelmson 3 роки тому

      So did Berengaria of Catalonia, who married King Richard the Lionheart’s sword as proxy. She is known as the only Queen of England never to be there (Richard also owned French duchies with more land than the King of France, so she had lots of places to stay after Richard and she returned from the Third Crusade)

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 3 роки тому

      There is both Fanfiction and published "romance" content on the topic, for people who care to read that.

  • @CaptainIcebeard
    @CaptainIcebeard 2 роки тому +1

    Man, I love that acknowledgement of his resemblance to John Krasinski.

  • @ivandavikingkid9247
    @ivandavikingkid9247 3 роки тому +62

    "Speaking of Marrige, lets talk about murder" - LeagleEagle 2021

  • @anasazmi8554
    @anasazmi8554 3 роки тому +61

    "Now speaking of marriage, let's talk about murder!"
    Hiimdaisy's version of Persona 4's Adachi comes to mind.

  • @seavpal
    @seavpal 3 роки тому +49

    Wouldn't be surprised surprised if any day now the headline "record breaking string of murders inspired by youtube lawyer take place in yellowstone national park" appears in my newsfeed

    • @FatAlbert1020
      @FatAlbert1020 3 роки тому +9

      #notlegaladvice so we all good lol

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 3 роки тому +4

      I think this thing is a bit of an urban legend.
      And probably not that easily done as the story makes it out to be. Especially with stuff like 'conspiracy to commit a crime' in the mix. Unless you can prove, that you didn't intentionally lure your victim in said corner of the park to morder him/her.

    • @lach888c2
      @lach888c2 3 роки тому +2

      My question is after looking at that map, what kind of insane person makes a square national park. Pretty sure trees don’t respect neat lines.

    • @seavpal
      @seavpal 3 роки тому +1

      Robert Nett , you're probably right, they'd get away with murder just to get life for some federal technicality, like leaving hazardous materials in a public area or some equivalent.

  • @christianmino4073
    @christianmino4073 2 роки тому +1

    That laugh after the divorce rant was beautiful hahahaha

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 3 роки тому +134

    "Don't mix beer and wine EVER"
    Looks at my desk,
    I'm sure he means someone else.

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 3 роки тому +3

      Right I was like how he know

    • @shaquezr.9541
      @shaquezr.9541 3 роки тому +5

      Does Sprite drink, Sour patch kids, Sprite slushee, and jolly ranchers count too?

    • @killerbug05
      @killerbug05 3 роки тому +2

      @@shaquezr.9541 you're not human

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 3 роки тому +1

      @@shaquezr.9541 *VOMITS*

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 3 роки тому +2

      @@shaquezr.9541 Wow. Have your teeth disintegrated yet?

  • @richardmathes4383
    @richardmathes4383 3 роки тому +51

    I was given tastes of alcohol as a kid growing up and it 100% took away my interest for drinking. It also helped that my dad never drank, but my uncle did and was constantly in legal trouble due to it.. Obviously an anecdote but interesting nonetheless.

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 2 роки тому +4

      Same, i also accidentally tasted pure Gin once so... i have an aversion to alcohol now
      I still don't know how my uncle hasn't gone into an alcoholic comma

    • @richardmathes4383
      @richardmathes4383 2 роки тому +2

      @@rompevuevitos222 yeah mine is currently in prison for a DUI (1 of multiple)

  • @tiathathiah9861
    @tiathathiah9861 3 роки тому +227

    Me as a South African: Oo I need to know the American rights I don’t know I can have and probably don’t want 🥰😂😂

    • @hellterminator
      @hellterminator 3 роки тому +37

      You can still be the governor of Kansas, apparently.

    • @wobblesama6014
      @wobblesama6014 3 роки тому +2

      Nobody cares that you're african

    • @janeakindele-abe6855
      @janeakindele-abe6855 3 роки тому +11

      @@wobblesama6014 they mean non-American weirdo

    • @anttheman2332
      @anttheman2332 3 роки тому +9

      @@wobblesama6014 oh wow look it’s the guy who asked right there... wait you don’t see them, me neither

    • @anttheman2332
      @anttheman2332 3 роки тому +2

      Same dude I live in cape town