The New Zealand Today podcast Ep 5 - Karen does Jury Duty

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  • Опубліковано 28 чер 2024
  • Episode 5 of the NZ Today Podcast with Guy and Karen all 10 episodes are out now on all major podcast apps:
    linktr.ee/guywilliamsguy
    Also in this episode: Karen answers the phone live on air... and they discuss lollies. This might not be our best work lets be honest.
    Thanks to New Zealand on Air.
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  • @quinn9728
    @quinn9728 Рік тому +79

    “We’ll go out and let that man know he’s going home!! 😒 Friggen idiot.” Bahahaha Karen a real one 🤣💪💪

  • @itsbreze1572
    @itsbreze1572 Рік тому +176

    Guy give the people what they want & do a podcast with Sanjay !

    • @Voxanova
      @Voxanova Рік тому +6

      That'd be a great podcast but surely a little bit racist

    • @itsbreze1572
      @itsbreze1572 Рік тому +28

      Oh yeah 500%

    • @brandysnap
      @brandysnap Рік тому +2

      Keen

    • @rachelbennett233
      @rachelbennett233 Рік тому +1

      So keen

    • @theresajv5055
      @theresajv5055 Рік тому +3

      Miles, the friends from Marton, let's just check back in with all of them. They'd all be interesting.

  • @liltrev7764
    @liltrev7764 Рік тому +83

    Save Karen at all costs! She is a living legend

  • @LimeGuy101
    @LimeGuy101 Рік тому +32

    Ahahaha Kazza talking about hot-knifing on the kitchen stove on the NZ Today Podcast was the highlight of me week.

  • @chasm6091
    @chasm6091 Рік тому +2

    I don't want to diagnose anyone over the internet, but as a person with ADHD it brings me great joy to hear two people who seem ADHD-adjacent have the kind of conversation that makes sense to me. Love these wandering tangents!! I really hope a second season shows up at some point.

  • @theresajv5055
    @theresajv5055 Рік тому +30

    If I ever go to NZ and get in trouble, I'm hoping for a Karen on the jury.

  • @SamGforreal
    @SamGforreal Рік тому +10

    Karen is a New Zealand icon. Kiwiana at its finest.

  • @carlystevenson950
    @carlystevenson950 Рік тому +7

    Karen is easily on my top 100 list of things I love about New Zealand

  • @thebritandthekiwi
    @thebritandthekiwi Рік тому +18

    You two are bloody great together😄🤸

  • @michaeldebruij1047
    @michaeldebruij1047 Рік тому +6

    Adding having a cuppa with Karen to my bucket list!

  • @Sem5626
    @Sem5626 Рік тому +18

    Karen is so boss... just straight up cuts the podcast to have a chat on the phone

  • @sunitrakahu5214
    @sunitrakahu5214 Рік тому +3

    Asking a random to break into ur house and shouting them a sesh to say thank you 🤣😅 kiwi as lol Karens my fave 💜

  • @jamesmorton9664
    @jamesmorton9664 9 місяців тому

    She's brutally honest and knows how the world really works. I enjoyed the watch.

  • @W1R3MU_N3WP0RT
    @W1R3MU_N3WP0RT Рік тому +3

    The phone ringing and guy williams saying budget had me.

  • @Benjamin-om3ih
    @Benjamin-om3ih Рік тому +1

    This is such a crack up show. I remember when I first heard "Karen wants her twenty back", I never thought it would end up as a top class podcast. She's a real sweetheart

  • @geoffmarker
    @geoffmarker Рік тому +1

    The ending was hilarious - getting stuck in an infinite loop with the goodnights. The phrase is:
    Ronnie 1: Goodnight from him.
    Ronnie 2: And goodnight from me.

  • @Dancing_Arrow
    @Dancing_Arrow Рік тому +5

    This is the best podcst on the Planet. Karen for PM all day long

  • @MrRecklessryan
    @MrRecklessryan Рік тому +10

    Karen is great, reminds me of my mum 🤣

  • @donbrashsux
    @donbrashsux Рік тому +8

    Karen is the real queen of Aotearoa

  • @alexistahana1204
    @alexistahana1204 Рік тому +2

    yay thank you guy needed a laugh with Karen i like her old stories more i think she is so real and is a born story teller when you feel like your there with her at that time 😉😏😏

  • @leeannemcphee601
    @leeannemcphee601 Рік тому +3

    You guys are so funny 😂 keep going and do more of these 😆

  • @kimsherlock8969
    @kimsherlock8969 Рік тому +4

    Go Karen
    Good stuff to understand the importance of listening before decisions 👌 👍 👏

  • @Truthnowhere2020
    @Truthnowhere2020 Рік тому +3

    Great to see and hear from you again Karen. You two should give Markle tips on how to do a decent podcast.

  • @ashkent5018
    @ashkent5018 Рік тому +2

    I loved with Karen in that house in stokes valley on a bed in her lounge room with a mate of mine living on the couch. And she is 100% like this 100% of the time. She's a great laugh and fiercely protective but a little bit fucken nuts 😅 if you see this aunty Karen, I hope you're doing okay
    Ash from Hansen grove

  • @Inkrebelnz
    @Inkrebelnz 6 місяців тому

    Haha Guy’s red AF eyes.. been blazing bro 😂

  • @garystinten9339
    @garystinten9339 Рік тому +4

    Guy needs a burgundy suit.

  • @peacefulwarrior4151
    @peacefulwarrior4151 Рік тому +3

    We were the first with powered flight...Richard Pearce

  • @MrRx7rotary
    @MrRx7rotary Рік тому

    I completely forgot about knives and buckets , thanks for reminding me lol 🤣
    Brilliant show reminds me of my childhood in NZ

  • @lvke3691
    @lvke3691 Рік тому +2

    YES!!! I have been waiting for this.

  • @Roasttrumpet
    @Roasttrumpet Рік тому +4

    I love these podcasts

  • @friskyflamingo8945
    @friskyflamingo8945 Рік тому

    I’m so glad the podcast is back!!!

  • @Lukethexplorer
    @Lukethexplorer Рік тому

    From when New Zealand youtuber to another. Good luck with your channel :)

  • @Consolex666
    @Consolex666 Рік тому +4

    Why be worried about lollies being racist when you can chill out and be like Karen. Live your best life.

  • @fancpants1
    @fancpants1 Рік тому +4

    Funny how you had to teach her how to say her own joke. I didn't get the punch line at all until it was fully explained and said properly hahah

  • @Johnyevil
    @Johnyevil Рік тому +1

    8:15 bullshit, yeah right Guy, haha

  • @andysaunders3708
    @andysaunders3708 Рік тому +2

    Ring up Guy when he's ironing, and he'll burn his ear.
    Prat.

  • @mpowlesland
    @mpowlesland Місяць тому

    Karen the GOAT New Zealander

  • @user-xg6zr4ne2k
    @user-xg6zr4ne2k Рік тому

    I need more episodes!

  • @davidparsons3432
    @davidparsons3432 Рік тому +1

    Love Karen.......from Aust

  • @greghall3150
    @greghall3150 Рік тому +1

    BREAK BREAK ON THY COLD GREY CRAIGS OH SEA,
    AND I WISH THAT WE WERE FREE TO WRITE AND SPEAK
    THE THOUGHTS THAT ARISE IN THEE!

  • @Brandubh1965
    @Brandubh1965 Рік тому

    You can tell when spots and dots are hard core when there is a piece of sponge taped to the corner of the range hood.

  • @AJ-oj5eu
    @AJ-oj5eu Рік тому +2

    Guy Williams is like a "budget" Louis Theroux.

  • @blackcorp0001
    @blackcorp0001 Рік тому +1

    Top shizzle from New Zizzle

  • @clip-it7741
    @clip-it7741 Рік тому

    Man I'm happy New Zealand fund this guy named guy

  • @illbill215
    @illbill215 Рік тому +1

    I can get jiggy to this shit

  • @bernmahan1162
    @bernmahan1162 Рік тому +1

    Welcome back Karen!

  • @stephanielonghurst7385
    @stephanielonghurst7385 Рік тому

    Why do you have to have a towel on your chair, Guy?
    (You rock Karen! More Storytime xx)

  • @dustywoood
    @dustywoood Рік тому +1

    Don't drip feed us Guy, get back to work and keep pumping us out free content

  • @clip-it7741
    @clip-it7741 Рік тому +1

    Well welcome back new Zealand funding thanks to the just in joke 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bj4505
    @bj4505 Рік тому

    I'm Irish NZer and I find Irish jokes hilarious

  • @Blossombloom46
    @Blossombloom46 7 місяців тому

    I love Karen

  • @joshuamilbecka
    @joshuamilbecka Рік тому +6

    These are too short!!!!

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 Рік тому

      Not short enough, this woman is insufferable and the 'reporter' isn't any better.

    • @ouroborostechnologies696
      @ouroborostechnologies696 Рік тому +3

      @@secondchance6603 You must be an American. I pity you.

    • @joshuamilbecka
      @joshuamilbecka Рік тому +2

      @@secondchance6603 Why are you incapable of just not watching

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 Рік тому

      @@joshuamilbecka It came up in my 'Recommendations' which brought me here. If I never watched it then how would I possibly know what was in the video.

    • @joshuamilbecka
      @joshuamilbecka Рік тому +2

      @@secondchance6603 Exit the video when you decide it's not for you. It's that easy.

  • @adrianfeeger
    @adrianfeeger Рік тому

    i felt stoned just watching them

  • @jaxonmoon1204
    @jaxonmoon1204 Рік тому +2

    Did she ever get her $20 bucks??

  • @alexg5254
    @alexg5254 Рік тому

    Good seeing you at the footy today! Sorry I called you Dave

  • @jarredroger6887
    @jarredroger6887 Рік тому +1

    I love this shit

  • @EatMyShortsAU
    @EatMyShortsAU Рік тому

    Guy looks like Ted Tucker from family Guy.

  • @ofrihptangipapataura3541
    @ofrihptangipapataura3541 8 місяців тому

    Afro man or something 😂😂😂

  • @laurenrayna7867
    @laurenrayna7867 Рік тому

    Love ya, Kaz. Give little littles some temptations for me 💜💜💜

  • @SheMaori13
    @SheMaori13 Рік тому

    Heck yeah aunty! You know the go 👌👌

  • @michellespence6789
    @michellespence6789 Рік тому +1

    I love Kazza

  • @rachelbennett233
    @rachelbennett233 Рік тому

    Fuck man. Karen is me in like 30 years lol

  • @kalaishemi5052
    @kalaishemi5052 Рік тому

    More please

  • @jrnaki903
    @jrnaki903 Рік тому

    That young guy is probably a lying lawyer now, Karen

  • @photography555
    @photography555 Рік тому +1

    Please do an podcast with Laurie Mac from Huntley!

  • @ITSaPendragon
    @ITSaPendragon Рік тому

    holy fk how could u not get that joke your a comedian

  • @stewartlee8858
    @stewartlee8858 Рік тому

    putting on the knives

  • @chloeew4627
    @chloeew4627 Рік тому +3

    Give him 20 fukin wacks Kazaa

  • @mrhiggins3009
    @mrhiggins3009 Рік тому

    Lol Guy is right about avoiding jury duty. Lie and tell them you're off to Fiji or some bs.

  • @bambie1386
    @bambie1386 Рік тому

    Karen Wot do you call a Irishman when hes drownin? Bob.

  • @nicketon6940
    @nicketon6940 Рік тому

    Wasn't Rutherford from Havelock?

  • @clip-it7741
    @clip-it7741 Рік тому

    Well there goes the nz funding with the bus blowing incident

  • @mrpohatu6953
    @mrpohatu6953 Рік тому

    22:00 that question kept me based

  • @cynthianaomi9087
    @cynthianaomi9087 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @eijonasson
    @eijonasson Рік тому

    Theory is proven ...
    hypothesis is what you have before you prove it.

  • @SamNLanger
    @SamNLanger Рік тому +1

    when is next podcast mann

  • @mrpohatu6953
    @mrpohatu6953 Рік тому

    Maybe show fighting compilations with the podcast in the background, gain more NZ viewers

  • @cuteperson-vk8pt
    @cuteperson-vk8pt 5 місяців тому

    The Goat / Tom Ellis , make a U turn , he become a beliver
    .....................................

  • @jonnron173
    @jonnron173 Рік тому +1

    Haha kazza

  • @ampersand7443
    @ampersand7443 Рік тому

    Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine

  • @katainz
    @katainz Рік тому

    no Guy it goes , WEF now.

  • @masakistanzo
    @masakistanzo Рік тому +2

    Do Guy or Karen ever address why he's sitting on a towel?

    • @sflooring
      @sflooring Рік тому

      Have a look at the couch, it's fkn putrid.

  • @anneleahy9010
    @anneleahy9010 Рік тому

    Cool

  • @andyrose5441
    @andyrose5441 Рік тому

    Talking about motorcycles and didn’t mention Britton, just WOW

  • @b.kenealy
    @b.kenealy Рік тому

    Just get the taniwha on this show already

  • @minnietoot9704
    @minnietoot9704 Рік тому

    I’m an Irish lizard and I’m so deeply deeply offended

  • @chefcamsey1375
    @chefcamsey1375 Рік тому

    👍👍🔥🔥

  • @20fuckingwhacks81
    @20fuckingwhacks81 Рік тому +1

    I have my own UA-cam channel😎

  • @okysage
    @okysage Рік тому

    you need to make Sanjay your partner Guy

  • @g-wrathalexander2534
    @g-wrathalexander2534 Рік тому

    Yam hands 20whacks 4 150/-50/100×20 whacks novatel

  • @Buntabunta937
    @Buntabunta937 Рік тому

    Guy your flog

  • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
    @Flint-Dibble-the-Don Рік тому

    You should look up the fortune you get being in a U. S. jury.

  • @fayeharrison1741
    @fayeharrison1741 Рік тому

    yeah nah gonna need more m8

  • @iankearns774
    @iankearns774 Рік тому

    Funny shit, ok to put shit on the Irish but not on another group of people. LMAO. Are they just a little bit precious. I think they are.

    • @Brandubh1965
      @Brandubh1965 Рік тому

      ok pomy joke about the whine on landing... it goes on, Nz was very good about white imigrant bashing in the good old days.

    • @iankearns774
      @iankearns774 Рік тому

      @@Brandubh1965 I was talking about the unmentionables. You aren't allowed to make jokes about them.

  • @richardeasther2569
    @richardeasther2569 Рік тому +2

    Kiwi ingenuity was real and meant we could keep things going without any parts and we could think outside the square- thanks to state education that skill is nearly gone and the only way it will survive is if the young learn from the baby boomers - not likely is it

    • @mrpohatu6953
      @mrpohatu6953 Рік тому

      Na bro it’s still going on to this day

    • @msgesus4518
      @msgesus4518 Рік тому

      Lmao, learn from the boomers?! About what, alcoholism, free education and buying up all the property market? Get farked mate

  • @clip-it7741
    @clip-it7741 Рік тому

    When are you going to put a ring on her finger Guy 😉

  • @Brandubh1965
    @Brandubh1965 Рік тому +1

    For people who don't like the show. I understand, sometimes it grates my nerves, However I have a plan, 4 drinks in it is funny, 6 drinks in watch out you may piss your pants.
    I do not expect world leading journalism, if that is what you think this is about, switch channels. In the hard times, someone who can make a joke about how you feel, and afterwards you feel better, well done.

  • @clip-it7741
    @clip-it7741 Рік тому

    Good message Karen I'm unvaccinated but I always wear the masks. Never gotten COVID yet I'm starting to think its discriminating against me or something

  • @letsgo-reacts
    @letsgo-reacts Рік тому +8

    it was funny when Karen started to tell a joke and all she managed to get out was (how do you get 100 jew's) & "80's - mustache " jumped on her & refused to let her continue the joke.... but....
    Karen told an Irish joke & he let her finish then went over it a few times & then broke it down!
    Guys afraid the consequences of triggering our OVERLORDS. :)

    • @sprintershepherd4359
      @sprintershepherd4359 Рік тому

      lol Guy knows the consequences of fkn with our overlords . I fkn knew we couldn't trust him

    • @letsgo-reacts
      @letsgo-reacts Рік тому

      @@sprintershepherd4359
      3 hrs ago! damn.
      what you doing up at 3am on week night. lmao

    • @sprintershepherd4359
      @sprintershepherd4359 Рік тому

      @@letsgo-reacts says 11 hrs ago now which puts it at 12.30 am . but i actually wrote that comment at around 2ish pm Wednesday in eastern Australia

    • @Brandubh1965
      @Brandubh1965 Рік тому

      I see this as good old Nz fun. The stuff you are talking about became not fun for me and my brother.

    • @letsgo-reacts
      @letsgo-reacts Рік тому

      @@Brandubh1965 Aye!
      are you referring to our Time differences OR the NZT podcast material?
      you should explain yourselves more clearly....

  • @thumpergman
    @thumpergman Рік тому

    Jafa = south African slue