I Read Stardew Valley's ANGRIEST Reviews
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- Опубліковано 4 сер 2022
- In this Stardew Valley review video, I look at some of the negative reviews that Stardew Valley has on its Steam page. As a Stardew Valley Speedrunner, with multiple Stardew Valley Speedruns, I think that I can speak to this very well!
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that one guy thinking the NPCs are other players invading his offline game absolutely killed me
Stardew 76
what is this dark souls?
[[BLOODY FINGER MARNIE IS STARING AT HER MICROWAVE]]
Bro that reminded me of when I was little and played games thinking they were ppl but they were npcs 💀
the one that killed me was "storage bin deletes everything" XD
The ideal of people thinking the shipping bin is a storage box and raging because it deleted their items is hilarious to me.
And where did he think all of that gold came from anyway? Mama from heaven/Yoba perhaps?
“No explosions or dead soldiers”
Kent - *Lemme tell you about the war*
I legitimately assumed that Kent and the war was a criticism of shooter games, like, "This is the reality of FPS characters" sort of thing.
@@Levacque Dude will straight up send you bombs through the mail, overseas, to your island vacation home the day after you lose 50 friendship with him for lying about popcorn.
The people complaining about no guns in the game give me a beautiful image of a grown man breakdown sobbing when he realizes he's unable to gun down enemies in a farming game.
To be fair the harder enemies make sense to have a gun for, Especially those flying ones that scare the shit out of me.
@@shadeofthenight8988 yeah true, but they could also just make the slingshot better
I just want a bow and some arrows dammit
Do tell this grown man who's having a breakdown that he's able to gun down enemies in a farming game by playing The journey of the Prairie King?
@@pigeon3033 you’re so right!! He is saved, no more tears
obsessed with the review “everybody is ugly” when they have actively read homestuck and chose to have a caliborn profile pic. legendary
Maybe their standard of beauty is gray circle-headed people.
real
I love that the person who said it got boring after 2999 hours then had another 400 since the review
Lol
I'll be honest.. stardew got kinda boring after about 150 hours. I'm waiting for 1.6 to drop on xbox bc I've literally achieved perfection in the most literal way, beyond what Qi tracks jn the walnut room. Done literally everything in 1.5 even the achievements from the cowboy game and the Donkey Kong 64 knockoff game I forget what they're called.
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And I've even completed a second farm on the community center route to Qi's completion standard too. Glad for it really, made me have to actually revisit the skull cavern a million more times for the auto petters, I figured marnie or someone would sell them since joja is gone but meh.
@@charmedrools1 306 hrs in and I'm starting to get bored, though I'm still playing it. And wow! you got perfection way ahead of me, I'm just starting to do Mr Qi's quests
I love how so many reviews say "developers" when it was one person
“I can’t date the moms” guy is absolutely correct
Yeah... disappointed when the first person I tried to romance was Robin. Then Marnie. Then Caroline. Even Willy didn't wanna smash 😭 abbigail is the mother of my children now I flipped a coin between her and Sebastian. 3 in game years later I'm kinda bored of her and wish I'd gone with sebastian 😂
Worst part about Stardew is not being able to marry Jodi. Getting her to 10 hearts before the end of year 1 should make Kent go M.I.A and allow you to swoop in :>
lmao
I feel the same, but I want to marry Kent not Jodi 😭
@@lordarthur2165 there's something so endearing about him. I am a Kent lover 4 lyfe.
@@jordanmcd I always befriend him, it's nice to see another Kent enjoyer 😔
I had a big crush on Robin the first time I played the game. Needless to say, I was later struck with disappointment after learning that I can't date her after giving her lots of gifts
It's painful that you can't marry the moms. I am consistently friends with the moms first before ANY other villagers. Just let me join the aerobics class at least. Let me take Marnie away from Lewis
at least let me get marnie back in her shop when i get eight hearts with her lol
I want to be able to play matchmaker.
Marnie, forget Mayor Lewis- lemme introduce you to this guy named Marlon.
Marnie deserves better...
*I'm better-*
I'd honestly kill to join the ærobics class and don't even like milfs
@@macaronandcheese18113 I can't agree with this more 😂
To be fair, not being able to marry Linus and tree are valid complaints
Edit, Swings not swinging and everyone being ugly sent me
Real.
also no hogrider bad game, and THERE ARENT ANY ZOMBIES OR GUNS!!!!!!!!! AND, MOST OF THE SPRIKLERS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!
Linus says so himself he doesn't want to live with the farmer, just stay outside and live in his tent. So I don't get people that want to marry him.
@@iPeanuthead You could marry but live in different areas.
I think a lot of people just wanted him to move his tent on the farm.
Ok in terms of “everyone is ugly” I kinda agree 😂. I guess I don’t like CA’s art style
i was absolutely broken when i found out i couldn't marry caroline. so i coped by marrying her daughter instead.
me but with Robin and Seb
stacey’s mom has got it going on~
@@sophiathefurbst me with the trio’s mom.
I love the main 3 moms.
tbh that was me for robin.
Me with Pierre😂
Did people go into stardew expecting it to be a first person shooter?
Believe it or not, some people believe a game is dogsh*t unless it's a AAA FPS.
no guns [0.3 hours review]
Wait it’s not a first person shooter? Dang I’ve been playing the game all wrong…
@@GhostHunterDipperPinesIt's a third person slingshotter at times.
No I thought it was going to be a backwoods GTA, bruh
I love sdv but the part of the game that bugs me the most is how the children don't age past toddlers...it makes it feel too stagnant for me personally
I mean, is that not obvious? You'd have to play for in-game decades to see them actually grow up, and the game has little to offer you in terms of progression past the first two years.
@@Sky_Guy well tbf the kids grow up pretty quick so it wouldn't take too long if they went past toddlers right?
So true, that's something I don't like either, it'd be cool if they grew up and maybe you could choose their personality and you can actually talk to them and do stuff with them
It would be weird that your kid gets older but other villagers doesn't. Abighail's what, 13? The kids would pretty quickly outgrow her.
@@masansr if she's 13 farmers going to jail
Who needs a wife/husband when you can have Krobus live with you 🧙🏻♂️
Frfr
Hell yeah
the guy who thought the npcs were real players and wants a big banana had me on the floor 😭
I was legit bummed that you can't romance the wizard :/ There's also zero friendship events w him I maxed my hearts w him and for what. If I can't marry him then at least let me be his apprentice and successor he passes all his arcane knowledge to god fucking dammit!!!!
It's called Stardew Valley expanded.
Or Romanceable Rasmodius! I’m uninterested in SDVE but very much with the wizard so it was a lifesaver for me. Love him.
Edit: accidentally wrote SDV instead of SDVE
We could have too, but he lost the vote....
This!! And I k ow there's mods but I plan on the switch 😭
@@hydrangeyes2170 aaaa I’m so sorry
I remember feeling your pain (I used to play switch, too, until mine broke lol so I *switched* ((ba dum tsk)) so I could have mods. not advocating for breaking your switch and installing it on your computer, though.)
Do the people who complain about grinding....realize they could just....not grind..deadass when I start to get bored, I just follow people around and push my own narritave about what they're doing/feeling lmao
Different kinds of players. Some aren't interested in social, some just find the reward given for their effort not enough or unsatisfying.
@@schoo9256 yeah i get it, once I run out of things to do all together and i get bored I just take a whole break from the game
I think some people expect the game to just kinda hand hold them and just give them everything they want or need because it’s a chill farming game
It’s amazing how many of these are just “I’m bad at time management, therefore it’s bad”
before you get the totems and the return scepter going around to do shit really takes a long amount of time
@@parry3439 still time management, alas. just different things you're spending your time on. 😂
fr ☠
that's why i keep yelling at my friend to start walking home when it gets to 10pm
I'm more like "I'm bad at time management, therefore it's too good for me". And ritalin has no effect on me except for tachycardia :
I modded the game to marry linus, then sadly paid the divorce because he kept living inside my walls. I mean LITERALLY glitched in the walls. I prefer him free and happy. Mods are scary sometimes.
Btw as an old player I can understand why people want to marry the older characters. Almost all the bachelors could be my son or daughter lol
I guess for us older folk there is Shane and Emily? They seem to be a bit more mature than the rest and, while Shane is more mild, Emily isn't afraid to be dirty the first time you go on a date with her.
😂😂😂😂
I'm a minor but I'm much more attracted to the older NPC's (this may sound weird)
Fr though I'm 23 rn and I wanna divorce kent and jodi so bad
@@Panatdia it does dw
“No gun” is, on god, the funniest review I’ve ever heard for this game. I’ve been laughing ever since I heard it and it was like several minutes ago.
I think “stardew, more like stardew fart emoji” is severely underrated 💀
About the whole "no tutorial" thing, the library books you dig up actually have a lot of tutorial type information, and you get advice from NPCs about things in the mail and in cut scenes, so there are definitely in game resources to help players out, you just have to find them organically through gameplay, and you kind of have to be lucky with what library books you will find at what time
Yeah.. But isn't it just more optimal to ask for people online for that? Its not Minecraft without people on the internet passing out information about the game.
I do get your point, the books actually help for people who are new, but whatever game you play there's a community that's willing to answer all your questions, even ones that involve spoilers
@@venixie1871 more optimal? Probably, but to say that there's no in game instruction is incorrect
Here's the thing tho, the game doesn't even point you to the library if you need help. A simple "If you have any questions on what to do, go check out the library. I'm sure Gunther can give you a hand." would suffice as an in-game tutorial.
@@wonderlandzer0litteraly this. To do this you have to go to the museum then interact with the book shelves. Cool. Who, after 15 in game days of being lost, would realistically do this ?
the library books unlock in a set order that starts with basic mechanics
I’m sorry. But I’d marry Willy. He’s one of my favourites. The fact you said you don’t see it just shocked me
Willy and Sandy should be added as marriage candidates, PERIOD.
He's married to the sea
@@nittayoshifumi8252 he should be married to me 😭
@@elliexmarieee That would require cheating to the sea.
@@nittayoshifumi8252 I’m not against the sea staying in the equation
Somehow, when first started playing Stardew, I did not really know what the shipping bin was for. The first thing I put in there was garbage and it returned no money so I assumed it was to easily get rid of unwanted items. To get money, I would sell my produce to Pierre, my fish to Willy and my minerals to Clint. All the things I couldn't sell to them I would hoard away like Smaug from the Hobbit.
I didn't learn what the shipping bin was for till I started a multiplayer farm and I saw my friend dropping turnips in the bin. I was really concerned she was getting rid of produce and not getting her money's worth. I told her this, worried, and she laughed hysterically and finally explained the shipping bin to me.
At this point I was almost year two on my solo farm. The amount of time I wasted visiting the shops to sell items...
I do not know why Leah married such an idiot...
I figured out what the shipping bin did (though I didn't get you could only retrieve the last item in it for a while) but I somehow convinced myself that shipping bin items sold for less than the item would have at Pierre's or Willy's or whatever made sense for the item. Essentially that you would get a bonus for running all the way down to the store and talking to the npc's. I did the same thing until nearly year 2 until I wrote down a few sell prices and realized they were the same
Lol did you not read what lewis said at the beginning of the game?
But Lewis talk to you about the shipping bin in the beggining of the game- 😦
Lewis literally tells you at the beginning of the game that it's a shipping bin and you put stuff in there to sell 😂
15:45 "how can you grow pine trees in the desert?" If you water things, it'll grow. I live in a desert and I've got 2 in my front yard lol
Absolutely. They don’t tend to be in deserts because of environmental conditions, but it doesn’t mean it’s impossible.
Pine trees seem to grow pretty well even in arid climates.
But we dont water the trees
Seriously. I live in a dessert full of pine trees.
8:10 -as Someone who Took 6 In game years to go to the skull caverns and 9 years for 90% perfection i agree, there aren't strict deadlines lol
Lady I’m on my 2nd save file I finished community center on my 8th years and and at 11th year in still only at 36% HELP ME
@@lichencoatedboulder get good
@@lichencoatedboulder8TH??? how did you get to the 8th year without completing the center my first playthrough I did it on year 2 of summer.
I am a really chill player so I don't like to rush any of the goals. Took me til winter in one play through to reach the bottom of the mines.
I'm on year 6 and still haven't finished the community center bc I hate fishing
8:25 "trying it multiple times"
*has played for 18 minutes*
Right!?!? That what I was thinking!
They could have tried it on mobile or console. I play SDV on my Windows machine and chromebook, and they're -slightly- different, what with mobile having auto-attack and such.
@@smellincoffee they still "tried" playing the game "multiple times", when having only played for eighteen minutes. I don't care if they were on mobile or console,
in eighteen minutes, unless they were speedrunning, they would not have been able to play with mining, combat, fishing, or the community center, they said it wasn't for them without even giving themself the time to play half the skills in the game lol
Exactly
I just wanted more heart events with non-romanceable villagers. Like I would love to know more about everyone in the village! But if you're like... going through Jodi's events, all you really get from it is that she... cooks meals.
Willy is the most underrated character in stardew valley
True
I love me some yar fisherman precious sardine boi
Willy is a real one
For me he looks like he doesn't shower, sorry 😔 (but I like him)
big agree
ngl, the first review about not being able to marry linus is so valid. linus appreciation!!
And the moms! Lemme have a Caroline and Robin polycule!
noo! linus doesn't want to live at the farm! He wants to be free
@@iPeanuthead i know, but he could still be my husband and not live in the farmhouse at the same time :3
10:25 what’s really strange about this one, is that there are explosions, zombies (kinda), dead soldiers, action, and challenge is relative, so only 1 of their reasons is actually true.
concerning the shipping bin review, i feel like it's finally time to admit that i didn't know there was a chest the first one to two months of my first farm. i didn't even find it out by myself, i ended up finding out about chests through youtube. i was perfectly content with my 36 inventory spaces. yup.
it took me 20 hours into the game to find out it was a shipping bin.. i thought it was garbage disposal thing lmao T^T
@@KateSparkle I did too. I didn't even realize it was functional because I somehow never got close enough to it to trigger the animation. I thought it was a decorative dumpster.
I'm confident with all the elements of the game now, but I sure made every beginner error in the book when I originally bought it.
I'm just... So baffled that some of these people presumably read the store page, looked at the preview images and videos, bought the game, played it for multiple hours, and then realized that they hate every aspect of it. Sir? Did you know what game you were buying??
Yeah people who don’t read or watch videos about the game before buying it honestly shouldn’t be complaining and leaving negative reviews. especially those that complained about grinding... like if u dont enjoy grindy games then why’d u buy it before making sure there’s no grinding in it??
@@yeetingat100subs9 fr like how rich are you to be able to just buy video games without running any research on whether or not it's actually something you'd enjoy
@@frankisnot1148 yeah fr like when I see a game that piques my interest I spend literal hours researching on it, sometimes I’ll watch let’s plays of the first half hour or so, not enough for spoilers but just enough to see the gameplay and how it works. So complaints like this baffle me.
Like I get that sometimes games are worse than as shown in the promotional material and stuff like that so it’s fair to leave a negative review if you truly didn’t enjoy it but the reviews where they complain about the essence of the game are just weird. Like you bought a farming game, why are you mad that it’s…a relaxing farming game???
Some of those reviews are fair, though. The one that played for 50+ hours and then stated that they realized it was objectively a good game, but not for someone who both a) can't handle the stress of the game having a million objectives to complete and b) also can't let go of the internal compulsion to optimize them is a totally fair review. SDV is a great game both for people who love to try to optimize the time management challenges AND for the people who are capable of ignoring the objectives completely and just playing their "own" game in a relaxed way. But what if you're that person who can't do the latter and just finds the game makes them anxious?
Might indeed take you tens of hours to realize you just can't really enjoy the game even if you try, and it's a fair review to warn other people who might be similar. Too bad it's gonna be buried under lots of "can't date the moms" reviews.
Little bit. Seeing how many Harvest Moon games are out there and knowing this is basically better Harvest Moon SNES plus the dungeon part of Recettear, it should be easy to find out what you're getting yourself into.
The no zombies guy is my favorite I love his energy.
9:29 Complaining that there's too much text and walking in a RPG is like complaining there's too much water in the ocean.
I really hope haunted choclatier keeps the social system. Its one of my favourite aspects,i mean it gets dry after you've dated everyone once but I still really enjoy it. Dunno If it's just me, but even if I've seen it before and I'm in a bad mood getting a cute heart scene will put a smile on my face
This is one of the funniest videos you've ever made sbfsdghdhd
you're a bottom aren't you sjegflkngfkn
bottom gang rise up
I’m always perplexed by reviews that complain about lack of tutorials. SDV mechanics aren’t that complicated and you get basic “how to do things” prompts several times. When I’m on the Wiki or looking up YT vids, I’m looking for optimization ideas or references so I don’t have to write the info out myself. How to do things is fairly straightforward, I think.
Funniest one yet was a twitter person complaining about there being no tutorial for the axe. THE AXE. C‘mon, that’s just common sense…
To be fair, Stardew Valley can be a little too... secretive about its mechanics. There's a reason why people look up favorite items of every npc on their first playthrough. Wouldn't it be better if you could learn all this by just playing? Sure, you can do it already by trying out every option, but it would feel more organic, if npcs could simply drop this information in conversations.
@@ghurcbghurcb - Several of the secret notes actually tell you all of this information. People just get impatient and look up the information sooner. And the NPCs do drop hints about favourite and loved gifts for each other.
@@Rikrobat Yeah, I know about that, but it's REALLY not enough. You still have to brute force your way to finding out all of NPC's favorite gifts.
@@ghurcbghurcb - But the information is there. Being impatient to get the information faster doesn’t mean it’s obtuse or hard to find.
10:19 - This game has explosions and dead soldiers (albeit skeletons and mummies instead of zombies), and while it may not have guns it has swords and hammers.
It also has an alive soldier
don’t forget Kent’s old friends and the bombs he gives you
slingshot
@@Diherd2splosion ammo too 😂 basically a rocket launcher
This entire video is absolutely hilarious. I refuse to believe that most of these people actually believe the things they have written. 😂
well... i kinda agree with the social mechanic one tbf
@@macaronandcheese18113 I did say most
@@amandaburris1854 fair lol
The "no guns" comments just took me out tbh
Like, do all games have to have guns???
But Seanie, there is a gun mod. Evelyn had it in the marry Evelyn/George mod.
"The storage box deletes everything!!" I found that out, after 10 in-game days and I was like: "lol, I guess I'll have to get those things all over"... Currently I have 200 hours on PC, probably twice as much on mobile 😆
I mean... Lewis does literally say at the beginning "put anything you want to sell in this box and I will pick it up overnight". I can get how people might miss that (I forget how they introduce it but if it's in the intro, some people may skip it and if it's in the mail, it may be unclear that they're talking about that box, so I guess that's fair), but Lewis does mention it.
@@trickytreyperfected1482he always continues to mention it at least at low hearts
5:15 finally someone that agrees with me!! I think stardew is way more fun at the start when you have to work a lot for money.
I like the middle ground, I think. The start (like, maybe after 2-3 harvests), is stressful and I feel obligated to grow way too much and spend way too long of every single day all season watering it to make money.
So I like it more once I have enough money and resources to have a decent sized farm most fitted with sprinklers so I can have time to do other things and still have that income.
But I still hit a point where it feels like I've done everything I need to and have no reason to keep playing. People with multi-year (irl time) farms baffle me. The game effectively hard stops for me once year 3 (in-game) lands.
@@Ventorath I understand, well I like to grind for money and resources, I still haven't gotten perfection because I just like to start again and again lol
Seriously! I lose interest when I have all the money in the world and nothing left to spend it on. At that point, I get the urge to start a new file.
@@lordarthur2165 finally! Someone just.like me. My.friends tell me I'm crazy
@@ggundercover3681 my boyfriend thinks I am crazy for that too lol
See, I used to dislike Stardew, but literally only for the reason that the graphics are hard on my eyes and the large amount of brown/orange tones makes me have strong negative reactions. I'm autistic and have sensory issues and am especially sensitive to orange/brown tones (I dislike fall in Animal Crossing for the same reason) and it can cause me strong reactions. Kept me from getting the game for so long. I finally got it after two UA-camrs I liked really got me into it and it's much easier to process on my switch than on my phone and looking at pictures of it. Sometimes I have a hard time with it, but I can either adjust the brightness enough or I can just not play that day. Yet even if I adjusted the brightness on my phone, it still left me feeling sick. But either way, I'm glad I got into it. I didn't even hate the game, but graphics that affect my sensory issues are a big part of gaming for me due to it. It's why I steered away from normal Monster Hunter and other "realistic" graphic games that are more about grind and all. It's hard for my eyes. But that's just my disability so no real hatred for the game.
And now I'm married to Elliott and living a happy life on Stardew and currently have 202 hours on my main farm and 320 hours in total. Fair if it isn't for everyone. Also that "Zerango (A Mega-Chad Gaming Boss)" review absolutely killed me 😂 some reviews are fair, but some of these are omg- I can't take it /lh
You sound insufferable
Something that could possibly help if you ever decide to play on pc you can download a recolour which makes everything darker and or less orange. It’ll still be difficult in the fall but it could possibly be a good option for you if you ever choose to
If you get the game on Steam, there are recolor mods like the Starblue Valley mod that might be better for you. I'd recommend trying a few of them out of you can.
I have sensory issues too so I def understand not being able to get into a game bc of it but im glad you found an easier way for yr eyes to play! The irony isn't lost on me you found an orange haired husband, he's my fave bachelor too :)
There's a really good mod that makes everything flowery... Changes lots of the game colors. There are others. Check Nexus mods 😊 My sons have autism, they're the best boys ever.
4:42 YOOO the amount of DISRESPECT to Willy here. I will admit recently when im playing SV its come to my mind a few times about romancing Willy, and when Seanie was mentioning characters people wished were romanceable Willy was definitely the TOP of my list
I think the people saying the game rushes them don't realize you don't need to finish things *immediately*. It feels like they think that because there's a counter for a task, they need to finish it as quickly as possible. But like... you don't even need to finish the main story for many in game years if you don't want to. You can complete the community center in year 10 if you want to. I usually only finish in year 4 because I like to take the game slow.
There's no deadline for anything aside from special orders and board quests, and even then... they'll show up later if you don't finish them. There's no punishment for going at your own pace. I love that about Stardew.
In terms of friendship I give myself a rule that I’m not allowed to grind for gifts for people, it has to be stuff I just have. And I try not to gift super frequently. It gives me incentives to talk and do quests, because I start to be like “I’ve given this person two gifts last week, this week I’m just gonna talk and do a quest if something comes up.” I also play modded and I use part of the community so I definitely speed up the process with that and it feels more natural
that zombie man tho🤣🤣
Ikr!🤣
8:12 is a copypasta about the binding of isaac that someone originally sent to the game’s dev on twitter. it’s funny seeing my two favorite games collide like that lmao
I don't know how to break it to theroyalbrick but uh... time management matters in literally every life/farm sim you ever play 😂If they find that too stressful (and Stardew barely has any objectives aside from ones players set for themselves anyway), then that entire genre of game may not be for them.
Honestly, games like Stardew are not for everyone
In turms of social system, so far I feel like My Time At Portia's social system should be used as an example
It has a system that looks simmelar to what stardew valley has (surtain amount of "hearts" discovering favorite gifts, stuff like that) , but the key difference is that there are much more stuff going on with that: you can play with citisens, spar with them, hangout/have dates with them to increase friendship + there are random quests that you can get from citisens after reachin surtain levels of friendship and those can earn you friendship points too
Not bringing up the fact that there are several batchlores that will propose to you themself AND there is at least one character that will ask you to date him himsel (not sure about batchlorettes tbh, because I instantly fell for Gust and never looked others up)
also there is a character that gives you most relationship points for TALKING, playing and hanring out with her, so throughing gifts her way won't work
+ there is this whole system where if you increase relationship withone character, every next "heart" you will gane small amount of friendship points with those who are close to them
My time at portia is overall is a v good game, if you got interested you should check it out
yes! portia's social system is amazing i wish you could do the hang outs in stardew
totally playing my time at portia when the stardew burn out hits
I agree, that system felt really fresh.
Especially moving into town and immediately fighting everyone I saw was the funniest shit ever
I love the addition of NPCs having relationships with each other, and getting close to one of them means gaining friendship with their whole group, that was really great
Oh dang that's pretty cool.
..yknow I gave up because I was struggling to adjust to a new game (I’m very much like...I like being familiar with my games, yknow? or atleast knowing wtf I’m doing) and the art style but this is making me reconsider
13:56 KROBUS NAKED????
The multiplayer disconnection thing is v real. It's sporadic for my friends and I, sometimes it's smooth and sometimes we have to stop playing because it starts kicking them out and escalates to kicking them out every 5 minutes or so. I love stardew but the multiplayer issue pisses me off so much and many people seem to have the issue. (I have 800hrs on record on steam, probably like ~40 on mobile android doesn't track it idk)
I know the feeling of the one review at 7:25 if you came from harvest moon 1-3, 64, mineral town, etc and you tried to play stardrew with that nostalgia in mind. you will not feel the game you will be extremely overwhelmed. it took me 4 attempt and on different time and year to finally appreciate stardew. it truly is a love letter to HM and creates more depth to it.
my time at portia on the other hand is a 3d rpg version of stardew or in a long stretch much complex Rune factory
Honestly if the day scale was doubled and the energy meter was at the first stardrop the feeling of griding or being forced to rush would lessen
Right, but then it would be harder to sit down and play just one day. If you’re in a time crunch, the short days compliment that.
15:59 There's already an offline mode.
It's called Stardew Valley on mobile.
Why was the reviewer @ 16:28 starting with "Dear Stardew Enjoyers", a.k.a. the people who have already bought and liked the game, as if we haven't done so already and they're convincing us not to?
can i also just that they were giving really uncomfortable vibes def incel
I kind of like how there’s no tutorial. The Farmer moves from their city office job to a farm, I doubt they have any idea how to farm, they learn as you do.
I do wanna date the mums though, thank god for mods 😂
I completely agree! Tutorials can get so annoying, especially when you just want to jump into the game. I also like to think of the stardew wiki as an encyclopaedia or as the farmer doing research. If you wanted to try something new on a farm in real life, you’d definitely want to research what you need to get there first!
@@rock-bottom I just think that adding a computer in the game from where you can navigate the wiki would fell more organic and not just the player using it outside of the game
"They have played us for absolute fools." made me snort-laugh.
10:35 “no dead soldiers” I mean fair complaint if you were hoping to marry Jodi
LMAO YOU DID KENT DIRTY
Name a character that's been through more trauma than the guy at 14:45
"No tractor" my steam reveiwer in christ that's like the most popular mod
15:20
Says the person with a slur as their username…
Honestly the tutorial complaint is valid. I love looking things up on the Wiki personally, but I get it.
I actually kind of like that you have to learn the mechanics of the game organically. I spent my first 5 or so in-game years without realizing there was a wiki, and I was always delighted to make a new discovery. To this day, I get excited when I see something new in the game after all this time. However, when I did discover the wiki and all the UA-cam content around the game, it did help me to get unstuck in several areas and progress a lot faster.
Who's gonna tell them that the wheel spin gamba was intentional? There's a specific character speaking line for it
Also do why do they think that them losing repeatedly is somehow coded into the game as a punishment. Like man that’s just how games of chance work. It’s a 75% chance not 100
@@aubreyh1930 But assuming I can still do math, wouldn't that mean a 1/4 chance of losing in six consecutive attempts would be like 1/4096 or a less than 0.001% chance? I get it's still possible but unless he was overexaggerating, oof. That's double the default shiny chance in Pokemon and I think I've rolled that like twice in 20 years.
Best part about no replayability was at like, 20 hours,then played 1000 more
"No replayability."
1,700 hours.
“I hate tree” and “Terreria but for grandparents” and “Farmgin… true” I swear the last one “I don’t like the mushrooms they give me PTSD” had me DEAD💀😭🤣
Edit #1 - lol how did this get 50 likes (this is my most liked comment) this doesn’t deserve it lol
Edit #2 - WHAT THE HECK 100 LIKES?!?! WOW! Thank you guys so much!
Edit #3 wow - 150!
I make potato farm
@@feefifodum That was another one😭
With that mushroom one, I thought they were saying that because of their shape, but then they proceed to ask for a big banana, so I don't think that's it
@@geoman265. lol
I don't understand people saying the game forces them to advance fast, that it's too much grind or that there's no time to do everything in how long each day is, there are literally days I literally just skip or do one thing and go to sleep
isaac review was related to a meme in the binding of Isaac community when someone on twitter was mad at the dev for making the game harder in the new dlc
eyesack)
Huh, my only complaint is that I wish there was more character interactions (both romantic and non) and that I can't romance the wizard/be his apprentice 🤔
"No explosions or dead solders." Clearly they hadn't met Kent
I like to play SV with my brother because all he does is cut down trees till he passes out and I can just farm and mine all day, which I do anyway but I don't cut down trees at the same time. Playing with my nephew is like if characters had shadows who were obsessed with marrying Abigail
I actually like multiplayer because of this reason. If you can manage to find 4 people who each excel in a different skill, it would be super efficient. I haven’t tried that yet, but I’m thinking about it.
@@BeckBeckGo yeah it'd be cool if my nephew would find something he liked doing that wasn't follow me because then me him and my brother could all play and do different things
I’ve watched ur content so much this week that reading the intro your voice came into my head but you’ve cheered me up since starting to get ill so worth it 😂
The guy who said "I want to become back my money" probably was German, since 'bekommen' in German is 'to get'
He was! The whole thing is a meme in the The binding of Isaac community; A german guy got drunk and then got mad at the game, writing a tweet in broken english and with not so nice words to the games creator, Edmund McMillen
well.. the person who wrote this review was just making a reference to a certain tweet which was a review of the binding of isaac, the author of the original "become back my money" tweet however was most likely german and also drunk
@@blackswan10984 fair :P I didn't know it was a reference, tho it makes sense when he's talking about Isaac xD
9:21 forgot to include elliot my man pretty af
"too many things for 2d game" don't let this guy touch Terraria
18:30 this hits so real now that you shifted towards different games lmaoo
I like how they say "Devs" and they dont know that there is only one.
While most of these just don't make sense or are memes I can see the want for more older bachelors or bachelorettes since the oldest bachelors available are Harvey, Shane, and Elliot(which are either hard to befriend or off putting do to attitude) and the oldest bachelorettes are Leah and Emily. Most of them are around college age, and could totally feel awkward for an older player, even in just their late 20's.
16:18
Seanie could be a ben shapiro impersonator
this video is a piece of art, haven't laugh this much in a while!! tysm for your amazing videos seanie!!
the fish bite sfx is my notification sound so it's always trippy whenever he bleeps out profanities 😂
My honest reaction to most of these reviews: "You're playing it wrong!"
18:25 favorite seanie quote
The trash Isaac review is so fucking funny because it's an inside joke from The Binding of Isaac community. What is it doing in the reviews for Stardew Valley?
yeah i was really surprised when i saw that lmao
Willy is the best character. At high friendship level you should be able to go on fishing adventures with him.
"No gun" weeell...remember that Evelyn and Gorge mod? x'D
Okay but technically there is a dead soldier in the game, well a photo of a dead soldier. What an oddly specific thing for them to complain about and still be wrong 😂
2:14 I can relate to this. I wish I could man…
Technically there are zombies in Stardew. There's the grass zombie in Wilderness farm, and the black zombies in the mine from floor 31-39
I have 2 complaints, but I really love the game. 1. The clock is fast and I feel pressured to get everything done quickly and efficiently. The freezing time mod has helped me relax.
2. I swear I'm the only one who wants Clint. Freaking "I have terrible luck with women" while I'm over here making it rain amethyst on his head! Blacksmith husband would be useful for my endeavors and I want shiny things!
2:02
This point is well done in the game ‘Spiritfarer’ you can’t give them the same thing 2 times in a row and many quests are just “wait until they’re ready.”
Highly recommend but be warned: it is very sad.
In defense of the whole “giving someone the same loved gift” thing…I know I love keeping 80+ salads on me at all times so why wouldn’t Leah?
I have like 2 thousand hours in this game the only bad thing I can say about it is it’s so addicting that I literally have dreams about it
The multiplayer complaint is legit. Whenever I play with my friend her game disconnects constantly.
maybe when they say the game is pushing then its like the CC or something because there are some stuff you have to complete in spring then you cant do it until you reach the next spring and it takes time
I was super mixed on the lack of tutorials at first, but now that I’ve learned how to play the game I am so grateful i dont have to skip through tutorials when I start a new farm. It makes the replay process so much better
I wish for an enemy option, where I become enemies by giving them gifts they hate