I Found the Worst Stardew Guide Ever Created

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
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    If you're looking for Stardew Valley Tips and Tricks, then this article is NOT the place to do it. It will not help you get more money, in fact it will only lead to you becoming broke! These are some of the strangest Stardew Valley Easter Eggs I've ever seen!
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  • @SeanieDew
    @SeanieDew  Рік тому +3038

    to answer the FAQ’s from the comments:
    1. I am not Polish, my editor is.
    2. I know I’m not a Stardew Valley Professional.
    3. Yes, I did some of the math wrong

    • @badger_laser6206
      @badger_laser6206 Рік тому +392

      I mean, you are technically a professional, you get paid to make stardew valley content, meaning you are a professional

    • @wasteoftimewills
      @wasteoftimewills Рік тому +113

      you are more than definitely a professional

    • @sSpaceWagon
      @sSpaceWagon Рік тому +135

      You play stardew valley as part of your profession. You are a stardew valley professional

    • @Missy_12345
      @Missy_12345 Рік тому +59

      W editor

    • @tabaludga4872
      @tabaludga4872 Рік тому +81

      I'll change my browser language to English for you guys. I usually change text but this time I forgor T_T

  • @0XBlondie96X0
    @0XBlondie96X0 Рік тому +6759

    "The best floors are past 120" Ya know, I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and say they must've meant in Skull Cavern

    • @FilthyGorillaSDV
      @FilthyGorillaSDV Рік тому +418

      could referencing the older glitch where bombing the bottom of the mines opened sc but I doubt it.

    • @Thetheproto
      @Thetheproto Рік тому +206

      Still if that were true the picture of regular mine is very misleading

    • @Sky_Guy
      @Sky_Guy Рік тому +150

      And even that generous interpretation is wrong, because it's past floor 100 that iridium growth stagnates.

    • @nyandoesthings
      @nyandoesthings Рік тому +166

      @@Sky_Guy I think they might have been eluding to skull caverns without spoiling it. Like you have to get to floor 120, and after that (which we know is skull cavern) is better mining

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke Рік тому +9

      @@nyandoesthings
      That's my read as well

  • @sarabeara7
    @sarabeara7 Рік тому +6363

    Fun fact: I got rejected from a job writing for game rant bc I didn’t have enough experience.
    I am now concerned what kind of experience I was lacking lmao

    • @Yeshanu
      @Yeshanu Рік тому +725

      The experience they want is how to write lots of words really, really fast for super low pay.

    • @PtoStk
      @PtoStk Рік тому +2

      You're probably better than all the 'journalists' they've got on their team now. All it is at the moment is garbage

    • @friccle_
      @friccle_ Рік тому +242

      You actually touch the games youd talk about

    • @serenegenerally
      @serenegenerally Рік тому +78

      @@friccle_ touch the grass game specifically

    • @LRC.
      @LRC. Рік тому +68

      Their articles are all so terrible that I don’t think any of their employees have any experience in gaming, if you’ve played 1 hour of a game youre overqualified for them

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies Рік тому +2638

    Damn, I've been playing Stardew so wrong. I really should've been grinding for those *DWARF SCROLLS*

    • @blacky_Ninja
      @blacky_Ninja Рік тому +74

      Yeah, that‘s common mistake beginners make

    • @LoneSome.MP3
      @LoneSome.MP3 Рік тому +8

      ​@@blacky_NinjaWell i'm sorry that I want to have every wallet item

    • @some-random-youtuber
      @some-random-youtuber Рік тому +5

      Yeah they sell for infinite money you will be rolling I’m money of around 1000 g if you stated that 10 months ago when you typed that

    • @Frendlu
      @Frendlu 10 місяців тому +9

      F*** about selling aged wine starfruit, I gonna become millonaire by selling dwarf scrolls😂😂😂

    • @LegndaryFrwards
      @LegndaryFrwards 10 місяців тому +3

      tbh I’m so unlucky to find them, I’m literally on winter 5th year 2 and still haven’t found the green one 🤡

  • @lillithplays6514
    @lillithplays6514 Рік тому +1415

    This is the video game version of "buy less coffee and suddenly you can have your very own yacht"

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore Рік тому +53

      god damn millennials and their frappuccinos and avocado toasts

    • @breadguy2224
      @breadguy2224 9 місяців тому +17

      I mean in stardew valley buying less coffee will save you a BIG MONEY

    • @wolfzend5964
      @wolfzend5964 7 місяців тому +7

      Why buy coffee when you can sell it instead. All you need is a Coffee Bean, and a dream. Great Early Game Money.

    • @lilithnorth7062
      @lilithnorth7062 6 місяців тому

      On god

  • @donaldw3231
    @donaldw3231 Рік тому +1729

    9:04 I'm not sure if you knew this, but lava eel aged roe has the highest sell price, but only sturgeon roe can be made into caviar. Pro tip for you.

    • @geema2281
      @geema2281 Рік тому +56

      Get multiple ones.

    • @DeXyfero
      @DeXyfero Рік тому +75

      dwarf scrolls

    • @Arshveerk
      @Arshveerk Рік тому +90

      That doesn’t compare to dwarf scrolls tho

    • @noriii
      @noriii Рік тому +5

      @@Arshveerk what do dwarf scrolls cost

    • @nicoletta1438
      @nicoletta1438 Рік тому +57

      @@noriii ONE WHOLE GOLD!!! HIDE THE MONEY YALL

  • @loupgarou95
    @loupgarou95 Рік тому +3052

    I hope Seanie never gets a better mic or audio. Hearing his voice cut in and out when it peaks is so iconic.

    • @ignightroad
      @ignightroad Рік тому +94

      Even bad mics can prevent peaking, he just needs to learn proper audio settings.

    • @tew9275
      @tew9275 Рік тому +13

      I thought my headphone broken for a sec lol

    • @thedoldrummer2612
      @thedoldrummer2612 Рік тому +16

      . . . it?
      edit: misread peaks as speaks. never mind.

    • @bleemwisspillow8686
      @bleemwisspillow8686 Рік тому +22

      I gotta say that I usually can power through the audio, but this was the first time where I felt like some stuff was actually unintelligible because of it.

    • @GoodOlTazzy
      @GoodOlTazzy Рік тому +9

      It's annoying. First and last video I'll be watching of this person.

  • @ald7282
    @ald7282 Рік тому +1652

    good way to make money off foragables: get caroline to 2 hearts, get the tea sapling receipe, make as many wild seeds as you can, craft tea saplings and sell them directly. you make BANK early game doing that.

    • @tallgrl94
      @tallgrl94 Рік тому +233

      This is the real pro tip, each tea sapling sells for 500g. Caroline is really easy to befriend with daffodils. You can get Caroline to 2 hearts before Summer without much effort at all.

    • @liomanwhy
      @liomanwhy Рік тому +110

      Remember seeing this strat being used in some Stardew Valley run, and it just blew my mind. Tried it in my save file, and it blew my mind again. That's a really cool tip

    • @geema2281
      @geema2281 Рік тому +7

      This is so exciting

    • @victoriahewitt9938
      @victoriahewitt9938 Рік тому +41

      In winter, when you've got no crops going, you can make hundreds of seed packets from growing forgeables!!! I'm out of fiber & still have over 200 winter seed packets to make into saplings. So much money so early on! It only takes giving her a few daffodils to hit 2 hearts.

    • @hhyyiktylm
      @hhyyiktylm Рік тому +10

      ...tea sapling?? oh no, think I accidentally missed that in the game

  • @8PinkCowie
    @8PinkCowie Рік тому +481

    The “some monsters even drop dwarf scrolls” took me OUT 😭 I know in my soul that those mfers sell for 1g

    • @Zorgdub
      @Zorgdub Рік тому +42

      It was funny for me because every single monster dropped a type of Dwarf Scroll.

  • @implywood
    @implywood Рік тому +745

    When I first started playing Stardew I was showing my friends how fun the game is and one of my friends asked why I had so much wood saved and said I should just sell it and I did. I felt the pain of that mistake for three years

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Рік тому +16

      Rip

    • @cleowiggin
      @cleowiggin 11 місяців тому +15

      Yesterday I accidentally did that, I spent an hour trying to collect what I lost... I didn't get it and I also sold all the stone I had 😀 it wasn't a very nice day

    • @zuko8687
      @zuko8687 11 місяців тому +7

      @@cleowigginhow does this mistakenly happen

    • @I_want_a_discount_in_life
      @I_want_a_discount_in_life 8 місяців тому

      @@zuko8687 you click in every item to sell them out of your full inventory until you realize that you also sold those 2 important itens in the middle of the mess.

    • @elephorofonius
      @elephorofonius 8 місяців тому +7

      that friend betrayed you

  • @davidaussendorf2509
    @davidaussendorf2509 Рік тому +231

    Whenever Seanie uses the fish sound to bleep curses, i instinctively click my mouse even when i am not even playing stardew, afk fishing has completely broke my brain and I've trained myself with a literal dog whistle lol

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Рік тому +11

      1. How do you fish if you’re away from keyboard?
      2. I mean… that’s not a literal or figurative dog whistle

    • @Pigismal
      @Pigismal 6 місяців тому

      @@DeathnoteBB Autohook on like weak fish that don't leave the bottom

    • @epkoda
      @epkoda 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@DeathnoteBB
      1. they probably meant afk as in
      A - away
      F - from
      K - corporeal realm
      (as in, no thoughts head empty)
      2. the word "literally" can be used as an intensifier

  • @manddyliu
    @manddyliu Рік тому +247

    "Updated November 5, 2022 by the Game Rant team: Thanks to those who pointed out the ways this article could be improved. We've rewritten most of it to keep it up-to-date and in line with our current standards. Good luck out there, farmers!"

  • @thetenderheartedjournaler7438
    @thetenderheartedjournaler7438 Рік тому +232

    Okay, so I scrolled way down to see if anyone else reacted to this, but I didn't see.
    One tip is to go to the mines, but ignore monsters and then another is to go to the mine for the monsters. Isn't that contradicting? Then you can just go to the mines and do all of it? I'm confused, lol.

    • @shroom4607
      @shroom4607 Рік тому +74

      Nono- you see you mine for the ores PAST level 120. When you mine to kill monsters you go to levels 81-119. Get your facts right smh

    • @Jinjetica
      @Jinjetica Рік тому +9

      @@shroom4607 LMFAOOOOOO

    • @shaeden7513
      @shaeden7513 Рік тому +10

      They probably were short on tips so they had to split them up for them to get to 13 tips lmao

    • @rainboSnails
      @rainboSnails Рік тому +4

      @@shaeden7513 idk why they wouldnt just do 12 tips then, its a more even number lol

    • @wesleyewert1023
      @wesleyewert1023 Рік тому +3

      when you go looking for monsters in the mine, you should make sure to avoid any gemstones and artifacts

  • @meiliyinhua7486
    @meiliyinhua7486 Рік тому +335

    "sell your extra wood and stone"
    Like, the game recommends doing this before your first harvest, but I regretted that *very quickly* because I wanted to build pathing

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Рік тому +33

      Yeah, idk why the game encourages you to sell your basic resources

    • @Pigismal
      @Pigismal 6 місяців тому +8

      @@DeathnoteBB concernedape is a troll

  • @emurphy42
    @emurphy42 Рік тому +275

    Fish ponds are like 5% about sell price and 95% about utility of produced items, esp the fish themselves if a type is too much trouble to fish up normally. Three ponds can cover all three ingredients of Seafoam Pudding, for instance, or one plus a barn can cover Lobster Bisque. (Invaluable for going after legendary fish.)

    • @myrakwulf686
      @myrakwulf686 Рік тому +23

      I like some fish ponds for fish to use in recipes too. But I will never ever use an ice pip for the chance of getting frozen tears. even if it sounds promising to get 5 tears at once a crystalarium is more reliable and gives more at the end of the day.

    • @jackiesharp018
      @jackiesharp018 Рік тому +18

      I use lava eels for the occasional spicy eels

    • @emurphy42
      @emurphy42 Рік тому +9

      @@jackiesharp018 Legit, though I just stockpile rubies and trade then at the desert trader (then often get some more spicy eels as loot drops).

    • @rainboSnails
      @rainboSnails Рік тому +8

      my favorite is stingrays, they give dragon teeth and battery packs :^)

    • @emurphy42
      @emurphy42 Рік тому +6

      @@rainboSnails I think the last time I did one of those, they asked for one of those items to increase the population cap. I was like "guys you are going in the wrong direction here".

  • @fishcraft7323
    @fishcraft7323 Рік тому +826

    Of course it is Seanie who makes a video on the worst guide.

  • @beagay963
    @beagay963 Рік тому +468

    The guide: tappers on a few trees here and there for extra money
    Seanie Dew: fills whole farm with trees to prove a weird point
    (Love to see it)

    • @hayato.32
      @hayato.32 Рік тому +34

      ”big money”

    • @mwillis7791
      @mwillis7791 9 місяців тому +14

      The title of the article says these are ways to make big money not extra money. I don’t think anyone thinks a few thousand gold here or there big money.

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 8 місяців тому +3

      I mean he proved that a tapper costs materials that equal 6 times what one harvest gets, so you'd need over half a year to even benefit vs just selling the materials. Sap and syrup is only worth it for the crafting. There's way better options for 'big money.'

  • @Loolieabc
    @Loolieabc Рік тому +619

    As a former Game Rant employee, they make you write 5+ articles a week, and often you have to write about games you've never played before LOL Please cut the writer some slack!

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Рік тому +13

      Why work for jackasses though? That's a conscious choice.

    • @ninjin1749
      @ninjin1749 Рік тому +211

      @@BJGvideos finding a job can be hard

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Рік тому +5

      @@ninjin1749 There's still stuff like morals though.

    • @declaracionespolemicas
      @declaracionespolemicas Рік тому +251

      @@BJGvideos Clearly you've never struggled for money before. As far as morals go, this is harmless as well, it's not like they're breaking some major ethical code by writing a lousy article about a video game.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Рік тому +8

      @@declaracionespolemicas Ah yes, rampant assumptions based on nothing except the fact that I disagree with you. Journalism is vital to the spread of information, and dishonest journalism is a bane. Because I have ideals, that somehow means you know my life, my financial situation, all of that?

  • @xzafir515
    @xzafir515 Рік тому +48

    Pro tip the bin next to your house can be used to sell your crops! Crazy hidden stuff Worried Monkey programmed into his game

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma Рік тому +2

      "Worried Monkey" 😂😂😂

  • @TheWiseMysticalTree
    @TheWiseMysticalTree Рік тому +193

    The real money we got was the friends we made along the way

    • @Vaternal
      @Vaternal Рік тому +2

      Power of friendship

  • @michaelbricky
    @michaelbricky Рік тому +66

    I will say, this is definitely a guide that is actually meant to be a guide for early game extra cash. Like passive income I guess. But they chose a really stupid title for what the content was.

  • @jessemilligan
    @jessemilligan Рік тому +329

    The tappers part had Seanie summoning the spirit of DangerouslyFunny 💜

  • @annam.6494
    @annam.6494 Рік тому +50

    I feel like it’s the title that really lets this article down. If it was uncommon money making methods or even just some tips then it wouldn’t be as bad haha

  • @gracehol17
    @gracehol17 Рік тому +94

    yet even they were not crazy enough to recommend a slime hutch... i was kinda expecting this to be quite honest

    • @fjordpitsky4486
      @fjordpitsky4486 6 місяців тому +6

      Of course not, that would make too much sense. Slime eggs can actually net you decent money

    • @jasonschuler6882
      @jasonschuler6882 5 місяців тому +2

      I mean, a slime hutch would make you more money then several of the tips actually in the article.

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 3 місяці тому

      ​@@jasonschuler6882 slime hutches are one of the good passive money makers. Especially if you get that .3% chance on the tiger slime eggs from the lion fish pond.

  • @jrm78
    @jrm78 Рік тому +239

    Fairy Rose Honey does make legit good money for the effort you put in to making it. And it gives you something to do with the 700+ Maple Syrups that your tappers generate when you build the hives. I hope SDV 1.6 adds mead which matches the flower type and earns even more money.
    Also, you can easily fit 21 crystalariums in place of one fish pond. 22 if you don't mind an odd looking set-up. Finally, if you're doing a cropless run, where are the sheds or barns? You can easily fit more machines into farm buildings than you can leaving them out in the open.

    • @MajiggerRose
      @MajiggerRose Рік тому +15

      My farm is called Fairy Rose Farm so if I could sell Fairy Rose Mead year-round, that’d be so fun

    • @Fiemus9
      @Fiemus9 Рік тому +24

      Fairy rose Honey on ginger Island is a really good strat honestly

    • @lady_shel
      @lady_shel Рік тому +6

      You can make mead by putting honey in a keg already. Willy loves it.

    • @digifreak90
      @digifreak90 Рік тому +6

      @@lady_shel But doing so only yields regular mead regardless of what type of honey you put in, meaning if you were to use, for example, Fairy Rose Honey, you would actually lose money.
      What they're suggesting is to have it that, in the example above, by putting in Fairy Rose Honey, you'd end up with Fairy Rose Mead which would sell for more.

    • @lady_shel
      @lady_shel Рік тому +4

      @@digifreak90 Ahh, I never use any honey other than plain, cuz yeah, you'd lose on the product it makes. That does sound like a good idea if it was added that way. :)

  • @ExoAether
    @ExoAether Рік тому +37

    Apparently they updated the article so it's actually helpful now. For example, the first article now says to use tapped goods to make machines such as kegs in order to make artisan goods like wine. The mining and combat ones arent even there anymore. I think they might have seen this video.

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 10 місяців тому +8

      They changed it because people tore into them because of how bad the article was.
      They just responded to the criticism

    • @RealQuarlie
      @RealQuarlie 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Solanin0803Mate, that's how EVERY kind of change happens. Of course they will only do it when people say it's bad, how else would they know?

  • @ameliadavis8075
    @ameliadavis8075 Рік тому +50

    Imma just say the fact that they said: "With luck, you can find prismatic shards and EVEN dwarf scrolls... " That's just rlly sad.
    13:03

  • @jacksonpercy8044
    @jacksonpercy8044 10 місяців тому +32

    Clearly the "past floor 120" tip was referring to the old glitch that let you warp from floor 120 straight to skull cavern, but they didn't realise that wasn't the intended method to get there. Definitely.

  • @MajiggerRose
    @MajiggerRose Рік тому +105

    Honestly, this would be a genuinely brilliant satirical article and I refuse to believe the author wasn't trolling. It's just too awful to be a legitimate guide.

  • @faimynth6030
    @faimynth6030 Рік тому +32

    Wouldn't this math be easier if you just took the price to make 1 tapper vs how much a maple syrup sells for

  • @khanager2814
    @khanager2814 Рік тому +23

    Seanie Dew how can you consider yourself a Stardew valley expert if you don’t even know how to get past level 120 of the mines through the secret entrance? Smh fr fr

  • @Intrafacial86
    @Intrafacial86 Рік тому +255

    *[Me, building a financial empire with Pickled Tea Leaves and Hot Pepper Wine]:*
    "My goals are beyond your understanding."

    • @Jellybeansatdusk
      @Jellybeansatdusk Рік тому +41

      Hot pepper wine sounds intolerable and I’m sure Shane loves it 😂

    • @lilly_koii
      @lilly_koii 5 місяців тому +19

      pickled tea leaves just kinda sounds like weird kombucha 😂

  • @xx4444xxDOTexe
    @xx4444xxDOTexe Рік тому +30

    Ai generated article

  • @RealQuarlie
    @RealQuarlie Рік тому +50

    To be fair, 150k every 9 days is pretty decent, considering you don't have to do any work afterwards, except for grabbing the resin every 9 days. You can also plant them in the desert if you don't want to use your farm.
    To compare, Melons, which need about 12 days (and need planting), make roughly 300g per tile with tiller and fertilized (though no processing). This means you would need roughly 500 tiles of melons (which can ONLY be on your farm) to make the same amount. Obviously if you were to process it, it would shrink down to maybe just 200, depending on scale, but saying that it's just absolutely bad is not really true. Especially since they work all year long, while most crops on the normal farm fall off on value in spring and fall, and most definitivly in winter
    You can normally go mining for 8 days, and get even more on day 9 with the resin you get for free..
    About the "under mines level 120", they definitivly meant the skull cavern (fun fact, the floors of skull cavern are actually at the same place as the normal mines, and start at 121... so maybe they actually meant that.
    Honey is DEFINITIVLY a good way to make money. Again, it's passive, so you can still go Mining while it does its thing (best on the Island farm, on those random spots where you can place 2-3 crops for the flowers)
    For dwarf scrolls, they probably just meant that you can get them this way too, in case you need them for the Museum, as some players struggle with getting them.

    • @Vaternal
      @Vaternal Рік тому +3

      The copper is really the main part that’s not worth it. You might as well just sell your copper at that point & with that ammount of copper you’re probably at a point in the game where their is better ways to make money

  • @Jasmine-ei6zm
    @Jasmine-ei6zm Рік тому +4

    the fact that the dwarf scroll sells for one JUST ONE MAJESTIC GOLD is kind of funny

  • @dimwarlock
    @dimwarlock Рік тому +19

    Just imagine trying to get that much coal in the early game just to make a forage jelly facility.

  • @BJGvideos
    @BJGvideos Рік тому +8

    I love using fish ponds because there's so much room on my farm I'm not using, their quests give me more to do, aged roe makes good gifts, and it's far more interesting than having row after row of blank machines. But I'm also not out for maximizing profits either.

    • @Melissa.Garrett
      @Melissa.Garrett Рік тому +3

      I find fish ponds useful to produce a constant supply of ingredients for certain buff dishes, such as Seafoam Pudding.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Рік тому +2

      @@Melissa.Garrett Oh yeah and in my latest save I married Elliot and squid ink is one of his loved items so I keep him very happy.

  • @spyrocrashthecats9678
    @spyrocrashthecats9678 Рік тому +9

    I love my fish ponds. I do lava eels and blobfish. The roe sells for tons, it's passive income, and between serpents and my ponds, I always have stacks of spicy eel. The other advice in that article sounds like someone was told to write a fluff piece or they'd be forced to write yet another piece on Bloodborne. Zero effort.

  • @jkh2004
    @jkh2004 Рік тому +14

    I'm pretty sure this _isn't_ what they meant, but there did used to be a glitch to make a ladder appear on floor 120 of the Mines, and using it would lead to floor 1 of the Skull Cavern.
    But this article is from September 2021, and that glitch was patched out in version 1.3.27, which released in August 2018.

  • @ManaKayla
    @ManaKayla Рік тому +17

    I applied for a job at game rant.. they denied my application.. but hired this guy..

  • @j.apenrose7896
    @j.apenrose7896 Рік тому +29

    Oh my word, Game Rant's articles are the worst for Stardew. I have 1500 hours but occasionally read them cos they come up and welp. Of you thought that one was bad tips, try some others! (Such as whichever one that said you should only buy pasnips for Spring yr1.)
    Hilarious video! Need to look into how to watch streams cos you're great xD

  • @Quillancrow
    @Quillancrow Рік тому +30

    NO BECAUSE I ACTUALLY USED THIS GUIDE ON MY FIRST STARDEW WORLD AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT DJSOAOQPSOAPSPAPA

    • @PtoStk
      @PtoStk Рік тому +1

      XKDJFHDJDJX

    • @Gabe413
      @Gabe413 Рік тому +1

      Did you make big money tho?

    • @Quillancrow
      @Quillancrow Рік тому +1

      @@Gabe413
      No, by my third year I had barely managed to make 1mil g

  • @myrakwulf686
    @myrakwulf686 Рік тому +17

    And here I am ... buying 10,000 wood at the end of year 1 just to run out in summer year 2 :(
    Should've made tappers instead of kegs D:

  • @Hazeljv3
    @Hazeljv3 Рік тому +28

    I could honestly watch Seanie rip into bad Stardew guides all day

  • @cilodia
    @cilodia Рік тому +13

    Fish ponds were actually really helpful for me when I've just started playing, they were like a first domino in a chain of moneymaking. But yeah, in late game, they're pretty bad

  • @whitoneill
    @whitoneill Рік тому +88

    Here is a good way to make money- oak resin- it sells for 150 so if you sell 20, you get 3,000. Plus, you need it for kegs so you have it when you need it. I would say it’s one of the under rated ways to make money. Not saying to make like 100, maybe like 20 so you make some money and get down for kegs.

    • @khanager2814
      @khanager2814 Рік тому +21

      Why wouldn’t you just save the resin and get more kegs going early? By the time you have the mats to make enough tappers to make any substantial profit from the resin itself, you should probably have enough income from crops and fishing to keep yourself afloat while you get your kegs up and running. How is the oak resin any different from the maple syrup which was literally the first method he covered?

    • @BenChaverin
      @BenChaverin Рік тому +2

      What

    • @lozfactor
      @lozfactor Рік тому +1

      That's even worse than the maple syrup tip

  • @amityblight5000
    @amityblight5000 Рік тому +13

    HE MADE THEM CHANGE IT💀

  • @tunnelmind4449
    @tunnelmind4449 9 місяців тому +4

    GameRant is notorious for posting articles shat out by AI.
    This is probably one of those. The segment on enemy drops almost makes me certain of it.

  • @jonathanforsum5357
    @jonathanforsum5357 Рік тому +10

    You forgot you needed to cover the entire world with tappers, not just your farm

  • @budrowconye4928
    @budrowconye4928 8 місяців тому +6

    Favorite chat comment is when the dwarf scrolls are mentioned they say “1 goller”

  • @Zero-lo1xj
    @Zero-lo1xj 3 місяці тому +2

    This is me bs-ing an essay for an English homework assignment

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 6 місяців тому +3

    I don't know why he assumed the article was saying that you make big money doing ONE of these things. 200g is good money for one item early on, and you don't have to pay for the ingredients to make them. You find wood and copper just playing the game. Having 5 bottles of maple syrup to sell would get you 1000g, which isn't a lot on its own but when PAIRED with the other things on the list is pretty good money towards the big money goal.

    • @crunkers_
      @crunkers_ 5 місяців тому

      You sound like you have a similar playstyle to myself. Instead of just doing only the meta and sleeping through everything else you are willing to experiement with alternate sources of income and you probably learn a lot about the game by doing it. For example one thing that people dont realize about the maple syrup is that it takes up one tile and takes very little effort to use. Having a single row of maple tappers with the profession that boosts prices has made me some decent low effort money. I took all the opposite professions from what people consider the strongest and focused on things that people dismiss like the slime hutch and fish ponds and I never regretted it. These systems had many hidden benifits that people who talk only about the down sides never considered because it didnt further their singular goal of making as much money as possible.

  • @lachydragneel
    @lachydragneel 6 місяців тому +4

    6:37 devils advocate, once it is set up that will run no matter what every 9 days no matter the season

  • @Alcadias0
    @Alcadias0 5 місяців тому +3

    Bro looks like an elementry schooler dressing up like his dad for school.

  • @jamesmikayelyan3357
    @jamesmikayelyan3357 Рік тому +1

    I hate how some person went into stardew Valley and went “im going to make mapple syrup to make money”

  • @corvinstory
    @corvinstory Рік тому +6

    i was there for the stream and i can confirm, this whole thing was quite painful, especially the tappers

  • @wardrobewings8000
    @wardrobewings8000 8 місяців тому +4

    "if only you could grow trees in fish ponds to tap them :(" Chat's comment killed me lol

  • @Whistler-jx7pk
    @Whistler-jx7pk Рік тому +1

    Choices on how to make gold are ancient fruit and/or rare fruit and/or starfruit, and put into kegs, and age in casks. Have pigs and gather truffles, and make truffle oil. And....thats about it. Gems, once found, you put into crystalariums. Grow the ancient fruit, etc, in the green house, and/or in summer, and/or on ginger island.

  • @jkh2004
    @jkh2004 Рік тому +5

    17:24
    Did they actually take you up on that offer? The article changed a lot only 2 days after this video. It's only 8 tips now, but several of the subtitles are the same. The fishing section is identical.
    They still say to make Tappers, but now it's specifically to make Kegs and other things. They even mention that Pine Tar, Oak Resin and Maple Syrup aren't profitable.
    They also just added Crystalariums to the list.

  • @yasminragab2434
    @yasminragab2434 Рік тому +7

    I actually would like to hear Seanie's money making tips though. I've finished everything for perfection except for the golden clock and the obelisks because they're SO expensive.

  • @Neremworld
    @Neremworld Рік тому +3

    My favorite part is he skips over the last bullet point that is *PUT FORAGED ITEMS IN JARS*, a third repeat of foraged goods!!

  • @gideonebeling
    @gideonebeling 5 місяців тому +3

    You could actually have 22 accessible crystalariums in the space of a fish pond:
    ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
    ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
    ⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️
    ⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️
    ⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️

  • @zachorryy
    @zachorryy 10 місяців тому +1

    As someone currently working towards getting the golden clock the second to last thing I am missing for Perfection with the other thing getting Alex up 1 more heart for Great Friends 100%, I can say from experience none of these methods hold a candle to the top 3 most valuable crops: Sweet Gem Berry, Star Fruit and Ancient Fruit. Bottle those up into wine and age them thats where the money is.

  • @rossplendent
    @rossplendent Рік тому +5

    13 Ways to Make Big Money (Aside from Growing Crops):
    1. Pigs.
    2-13. More pigs.

  • @Victor16789
    @Victor16789 Рік тому +16

    Using this guide rn

  • @bootybuttmuncher9662
    @bootybuttmuncher9662 Рік тому +378

    The most best way to earn money in this game is to immediately head to the docks and fish the whole day, sell all your fish to Willy’s before 5 pm to free up more inventory and then fish some more until 12 and run as fast as you can back home through backpack full of fish in the bin and go to bed and you’ll make at least 2000 gold per day

    • @Zigzagooner
      @Zigzagooner Рік тому +28

      I make 7000 grand/day on average

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka Рік тому +44

      Yeah, with level 10 fishing and all the perks for "more money per fish" I was able to make 10k ish a day. It's broken in the early game

    • @futur3ndings651
      @futur3ndings651 Рік тому +21

      Saving your fish and getting to lv5 fishing by day 4 is what I'd suggest, with the benefit of gaining 25% to all fish caught. By that point nothing major has opened up. You'll may also have enough gold for a tool upgrade day 5 if you gather enough copper, plus the 1st backpack and additional seeds. I always buy to where I'm at 0 gold to ensure passing out loses me nothing the first few days. (Also ensuring you have 50 wood for a chest on day 2 for the docks is easy enough to store whatever you may catch)

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno Рік тому +12

      if you fill the beach with crabpots, and get the mariner skill, you can make 15k per day, by turning the fish lower than 75g into sashimi.
      its a bit boring, but its solid money, and its pretty static. also, you can set it up pretty early, in summer y1.

    • @seanmaddex4104
      @seanmaddex4104 Рік тому +7

      You could cut enough trees for a chest and store fish to save time from running to your farm

  • @KeppyPants
    @KeppyPants 2 місяці тому +1

    Fish ponds aren’t just good for roe, which is why they can be good. They aren’t really good for money, though. Lava eels can give gold, magma geodes, and even occasionally spicy eel. Rainbow trouts can very rarely give prismatic shards, and lion fish can give tiger slime eggs. With this fish ponds can be really good, because of how much material they produce. My 1 lava eel fish pond has single-handedly makes enough gold to the point I don’t even have to mine for it. Fish ponds can be powerful in the right hands.

    • @KeppyPants
      @KeppyPants 2 місяці тому +1

      Not to mention, fish ponds let fish reproduce, which you can then take out some and sell them. Also, all fish give the same stuff with 10 fish as they do with 9 fish, so taking out one fish won’t affect your fish ponds products.

  • @DoctorKamino
    @DoctorKamino 3 місяці тому

    i will never forget the time i threw 100 salmon berries into a spare keg just for the hell of it and became very angry when i saw how worthless the wine was.

  • @chloeplaysacnh
    @chloeplaysacnh Рік тому +1

    I didn’t know what to expect but tappers!? Literally who is using tappers for money? 😬

  • @registeredsnert8133
    @registeredsnert8133 Рік тому +3

    The articles probably referring to making big money for the bank

  • @VonhGaming
    @VonhGaming Рік тому +5

    I got a friend that works at Gamerant as a journalist. Maybe I should yell at him and show him this article so he can yell at the person who made it lol. Not sure how well he'd be connectef with the person though since he works on Destiny 2 guides primarily

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Рік тому

      I have my doubts that anybody who works there can be called a "journalist".

  • @boingooingo3317
    @boingooingo3317 Рік тому +6

    "13 medium ways to make money in stardew" 😂

  • @DuongNguyen-pe7iw
    @DuongNguyen-pe7iw 23 години тому

    I saw sum articles ( dk if it was game rant) about growing fruit tree and there tips was : dig a hole, put the sapling, water them and fertilize them with tree fertilizer :)). I was baffled.

  • @kyla2990
    @kyla2990 Рік тому +10

    Void essence farming is actually used in some minmax runs, so maybe the author was onto something

    • @Frendlu
      @Frendlu 10 місяців тому

      Or maybe, they copy/pasted the first thing that they found and decided that was "good enough". Its like telling someone to sell clay, and not telling about clay farming.

  • @myboatforacar
    @myboatforacar Рік тому +6

    Dude... whoever your editor is, they are a treasure

  • @sarahdougall9535
    @sarahdougall9535 Рік тому +3

    "Big Money" is a relative term I feel like.
    If I were to put like 5 tappers down, every nine days would be a "big money" day for me at the point that I am at haha

  • @niky_peixoto
    @niky_peixoto Рік тому +1

    I like fish pounds, but I don't know if I would say they make "big money" because you can't have that much of them at a regular farm. Lava eel and Bubble fish aged roe's can be made quicky and it is expensive but, like, it's still small quantities. Each lava eel aged roe's sell for 1064g with artisan profession and they produce roe every day (3 if you're lucky), so you would need about 4 fish pounds filled with lava eel to get 10k gold every 3 other days (preserved jar time). I guess you could make a fish pound farm if you wanted, but you would need about 45 fish pounds to guarantee you would fill an entire big shed (now, that would make you pretty rich, but I doubt you would do that, because it would take a long time to fill all the fish pounds and it would be expensive to build that much of them). The preserved jar tip can be good if you have too many of them to fill with your crops, but just if you really have a lot of them and it's berry season or something. This are good tips to make extra money, but it's wrong to say "big money", it's just "good extra money". And never sell your extra resourses, I beg of you, you will repent.

  • @idontknow-48
    @idontknow-48 Рік тому +4

    0:45
    This is totally random but why someone in the chat wrote "getting spanked by Sebastian"?
    I can't stop laughing because of that XD

  • @graciegirl7556
    @graciegirl7556 Рік тому +4

    I feel like they watched all of DFs old crap post sdv videos, which are amazing btw, and then made the article off of those 😂

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 Рік тому +4

    Dwarf scrolls sell for 1g.
    I just let them pile up in a chest because they aren't even worth the effort of taking them to the bin, assuming I didn't just immediately trash them.
    Yes I keep the initial 4 variations, but after that, garbage is more valuable.

  • @thetanburrito2629
    @thetanburrito2629 Рік тому +2

    Hey, don’t knock it till you try it, I got my golden clock through dwarf scrolls only

  • @Colink101
    @Colink101 7 місяців тому

    Doing the same thing 500,000 times for 10 mil is a real RuneScape mindset

  • @Noahdaz
    @Noahdaz Рік тому +4

    In some universe this is the origin story of how you ended up working for Gamerant

  • @K0IBEE
    @K0IBEE Рік тому +4

    😭😭no way they think maple syrup is a reliable method

  • @Greywander87
    @Greywander87 Рік тому +1

    This feels like it was written by an AI. Or possibly by someone who is well beyond the point of caring and just writing what their boss told them to write, no matter how little sense it makes. This would explain the conflicting advice (e.g. forage items), the incorrect information (e.g. mine floors below 120), as well as the factually accurate but bad advice (e.g. dwarf scrolls). I hate that articles like this one clog up internet searches making it that much more difficult to find legitimate sound advice.

  • @dawndoesart
    @dawndoesart Рік тому +7

    "Past 120" refers to the skull caverns. Because within the games code. Skull caverns floor 1 is actually 121. Because within the code they are all one and the same and so rhe skull cavern is a continuation of the mines

  • @sheepie4985
    @sheepie4985 Рік тому +3

    Loving the Omori music in the background. You should play the game if you haven't!

  • @Dojibu
    @Dojibu Рік тому +1

    I won't say it's big money, but I do like to turn my crab pot catches into sashimi. Tappers I use for profit are more of just a step for materials for other things. Kegs, bee houses. I do like rain totems, but don't really have much use for pine tar otherwise. I genuinely love kegging hops for that pale ale in year one. The time it takes me to get the materials to craft all the kegs for a season's worth of hops will keep me busy up to the spring of year 2, at which point I still want to go bigger and better.

  • @sneezyfido
    @sneezyfido 5 місяців тому

    To be fair, in a specific point of view...
    If you get a daily relenishing resource that you're not using, then yes it makes sense to chuck it in the bin no matter how little you get for it.
    However!
    They may have misunderstood what "wood" means in SDV, as opposed to in their own minds.

  • @lrose5522
    @lrose5522 Рік тому +5

    Worst Stardew Guide? Or best comedy piece ever?

  • @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch
    @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch 8 місяців тому +1

    I love to use tappers and always make dedicated areas for my tapper farms, I don't know why but I prefer to make money in game with my silly low efficiency methods. Not once would I ever suggest tappers as a means to get rich though.

  • @digifreak90
    @digifreak90 Рік тому +8

    I mean, I saw somewhere (I think on the wiki) that in earlier versions of the game it was possible to use a staircase on floor 120 of the mines and doing so would take you to Skull Cavern (since floor 1 of Skull Caverns was coded as floor 121 in the mines).

  • @joshw9424
    @joshw9424 Рік тому +3

    Seanie, why don't you just make a video response: "The Actual 13 Best Ways to Make Big Money in Stardew"

  • @skelemanbrie
    @skelemanbrie Рік тому +2

    I have to assume they were playing with mods and cheats, so they could set up most of these things without worrying about the cost.
    Also, fishing can be super sustainable!! But, with SVE, as the Puppyfish sells for good money, especially an iridium quality one. But base game, fishing is hard to make profitable as it’s mostly based on luck. The most profitable fish are rarer and often locked behind not just a season, but a specific weather and a short time window, meaning you would be spending many days just sleeping in the hopes of the right conditions

  • @seanmaddex4104
    @seanmaddex4104 Рік тому

    There are a lot of bad articles by game rant. It feels like they assign writers that have not played or don’t regularly play a genre of games to write many articles

  • @biviygranew4605
    @biviygranew4605 Рік тому +1

    When I first start playing the game, the first thing I did was clear out my whole farm and sell everything
    I cut down every tree, plant, and rock and sold everything I got
    My farm looked like the dust bowl

  • @danasantiago
    @danasantiago Рік тому

    Alternate tittle: Seanie roasting gamerant for 16 min straight and then shoots his shot

  • @shadowking2926
    @shadowking2926 Рік тому +2

    Ughh, of course it's gamerant. They made some article questioning things about slime rancher, few of witch had legitimacy.

  • @RaidBu13
    @RaidBu13 Рік тому +3

    My first playthrough, i made the most money during the winter hoeing the quarry and beach for snow yams and winter root, i was making 10k daily with a gold hoe, but thats only because I didnt get the greenhouse will year 2 spring

  • @neongaming2949
    @neongaming2949 Рік тому +1

    if you want to make a lot of money in multiplayer you can get preferably a diamond or for late game prismatic crystal go to a table then place and pick up the item constantly and get your friend to try to pick up the item at the same time as you it will dupe the item (and i found you can make 90m give or take in one day from prismatic crystals)