Hell Sora's always been trolling his bosses since KH 2 using their abilities, random stuff, and weapons against them via some of the reaction commands the selfies would be the icing on the cake if we got reaction commands fully back in 3 making Sora more of a DMC character
@@shadowbolthaseo1861 Isn't Sephirot is multi-planetary level or galaxy level ? ... Full power Sephirot will destroy the battle arena, unless they're fight in the realm in between (outerspace) so no planet will be destroyed ...
@@ManusiaKagakRusuh Well, Kingdom Hearts is said to have the power of all worlds (or something like that)..... so if each world is a planet, then the fact that Sora beat that puts him at..... uhh, a bit higher then Sephy. As for the battle arena..... there are ways around that.
@@13KuriMaster Like what FF fans said, Sephirot wasn't at full power ... If Sephirot cast a full power Supernova, he atleast should have destroy atleast 1 world (planet) by now ... But really ... I still doesn't get it how Cloud survive all that and manage to win ... People say Sephirot is planetary level or something, yet defeated by Cloud that doesn't even has any continental level of attacks ...
Honestly, I love it whenever people make jokes about Sora doing selfies while in the middle of boss fights. And even better I love it when youtubers doing extra sylish Data Bosses do the same thing themselves.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley and if that was the case, he could just call his other polycule girlfriend from alaska i mean greenland i mean icicle inn. Aerith, despite being in a state resembling life but also very much has been dead for years, is always up to hear more from her two poly lovers Cloud and Tifa.
@@tasoganedude hahahha c'mon Sora isn't a dumb Shonen character, he knows how to count, but since he is an Islander and probably didn't get a good scholar education, he doesn't know some things
I mean, Could instanly asking Sora's number was pretty wholesome. You can really see Cloud likes Sore through this little video, mainly because Sora scares Sephy and is able to dunk him but still x')
Cloud: Are you not Sora? Why are you even give a shitabout him? Sora: Language, Cloud! Cloud: It's fine. Disney is not here. Nintendo: I'm still here, you know.
Sora: Do you want to comeback to Kingdom Hearts ? Cloud: No Sora: We can see Sephirot got bullied there Sephirot: lololol no you canno- Cloud: Holy *_shit_* I'm in
@@Emiya491 yeah well actually it's a dlc mii costume of characters, like dante, doom guy and well.. sans(which I personally think it's off for sans to fight because I don't think him much as a fighter unless something terrible is happening)
@@tTtan639 What does Aerith living or not have to do with Cloud adopting kids? Sora isn't even from FF7, lol. It was Sephiroth's fault in the first place that Cloud ended up adopting Denzel. Apparently the trend continues even in Smash. :)
@@tiffyw92 It was a joke about the dumb theory that Sora was Cloud and Aerith's son based off of alot of character similarities between Sora and Cloud and Aerith. So if this was theoretically true, which it isn't, Aerith would need to survive to have Sora.
@@tTtan639 Oh, that old crack theory... I remember the days when people legit thought Denzel was actually Cloud and Aerith's long-lost son before AC came out. It actually took until ACC to bury that dead theory, though. But at the rate that Sephiroth makes or finds orphans, I can see Cloud starting up an adoption agency after Advent Children. He might as well, and it pays better than just being a delivery man.
When ppl fight sephiroth: I can fight this guy all day. When ppl fight Yozora: I'm never going back in there again. As much as I like sephiroth Yozora scared me the most.
sephiroth clearly walks out of the fight with sora and dusted himself off like nothing happened telling sora that he literally can't beat him only cloud can. So no, sora can not beat sephiroth and he never will.
@@eyoshinthemaximum Dang I still get notifications about this topic? Either way sora never even met the real sephiroth let alone fought the real him🤣. He fought clouds darkness in the form of sephiroth which is why KH sephiroth has normal blue eyes like clouds! Sora cannot defeat sephiroth. He basically won a practice fight with clouds nobody.
@@keiracarmichael9430 Sora at this point has fought enemies as dangerous as Sephiroth if not more dangerous, like Xehanort with the X-Blade, or any of the KH3 Data Org, which while it’s not the real Sora fighting them, it’s still his data taken from him with no changes to it, vs a suped up Organization 13 capable of extreme bs, especially Data Xehanort
@@cosmiccomet_2705 ikr...he never actually beat sephiroth, sephiroth just dusted himself off and made it clear to sora that he have some skill but only cloud can beat him. So idk why people acting like sora beat sephiroth when he never did dispite having the keyblade.
@@keiracarmichael9430 sora coming out of a fight with sephiroth unharmed is still a pretty good feat, and just think about this, cloud wanted to become solder at 14 years old, which means he had no special training before then, and now cloud is super op and can standa chance against sephiroth. Meanwhile sora is also op, and this I when he is 15 years old, so imagine sora in 10 or 15 years compared to cloud from when he was 14 to his current age. Sooner or later, sora will be strong enough to take sephiroth down
@@alroyfreeman3927 lol Sephiroth wasn't even really trying in the fight with sora, ontop of the fact that- KH sephiroth wasn't even the real seph! That's why his eyes are blue like clouds instead of cat-like green. So to be frank sora never seen or even fought the real sephiroth! Cloud also never beat sephiroths strongest forms, such as bizzaro sephiroth or safer sephiroth without the help of his entire party! Cloud has only beaten human seph in ff7 and advent children seph who was really just a possessed kadaj! And even then he needed a pep talk from zac in order to win. It's easier to win a fight when your opponent isn't really trying to kill you.
so me and a friend were talking about this a little while back, and as far as I can tell, Sora in KH canon is at this point stronger than Sephiroth in FF7 canon, my friend pointed out that Seph in 7 has World-level powers, and that was the catalyst to realizing that by the end of 3, Sora can literally influence reality, and that made me realize just how crazy strong this spiky haired kid is
Nah , canonically, Sephiroth hold back on Sora. But still “holding back” is just using all of his attacks in his non-dominant hand ..so , like , a 20-30 yo war-experienced heartless fueled super-soldier had his ass beating by a 16yo , and the only thing Selphy could claim is that he wasn’t using his dominant hand to use all of his endgame spells and moves.
I mean if we really wanna get into then no seph does not havw just world level power and its called planet level or planetary since world can mean multiple other things(then theres all his abilities and resistances and the new feats and abilities and resistances he got in advent children along with other feats and abilities and resistances from the remake and then theres just dissidia...no need to bring that up and i literally said the same thing three times)
Luna: Who was that? Noctis: Cloud. I think Prompto's playing another prank on me. Luna: Why is that? Did he photobomb someone again? Noctis: No, apparently, Sora took a picture of him fighting a lookalike. I'm wondering if Prompto got into the hair dye again to try that whole 'doppelganger' thing again. Luna: Please no. The maids had such a miserable time cleaning up all the cheese last time he did this... wait, hold on, I thought I heard you mention you died a virgin? Noctis: Yeah, so? Luna: But that ending's not canon thanks to the novel. Noctis: Yeah, but it's not in the game. Luna: It was going to be, remember? That's what the DLC was leading up to before it got canceled. That's why the novel was made. Noctis: Also, Cloud's got enough to deal with in the Remake. I'm not putting more on his plate when he already thinks the game ending's still canon. Luna: I see. Well, should I go check on Prompto then? To make sure he's not planning some prank that could go out of control? Again? Noctis: I'll go with you. I get the feeling this is going to be a big headache and I'm not about to let you have it alone.
@@Chris-gj6je From what I've read, the novel effectively covers stuff that would have lead to a 'True' ending (where, yes, Noctis does not die a virgin and actually has kids). ...Which would have been actual paid DLC, of course, which is incredibly scummy, but still.
Sephiroth holding back is like his entire schtick. He couldn't go all out in FFVII cause he was holding back Holy. He couldn't go all out against Cloud after that cause he had lost his body and was weaker. He refused to go all out in Advent Children because he wanted Cloud to suffer.
Well it's kinda difficult to kill someone you need to keep you in existence😒. That is why sephiroth never goes all out on cloud cause if he kills cloud then he really will be just a memory! Technically it does makes sense as to why he's always holding back on cloud.
Ryu: If Dante was here, he'd be impressed. Meanwhile: Bayonetta: I still can't believe they nerfed you like this dear. Mii Fighter Dante: Mii! Bayonetta: I will try to appeal to them! So that in the next Smash, you'll be here too! Dante: Babe, who are you taking to? Bayonetta: Wait, what the-?
Yeah! Also, Noctis is in Tekken 7 and is friends with Kazuya's brother Lars. I'm pretty sure the majority of FF and Tekken community forgotten about that...
@@truebladeseeker me personally one rivalry I have in my head is Ganondorf vs Kazuya especially since Kazuya was a huge contributor to Ganondorf getting disrespected in Smash.
Sakurai true to the source as always. Gotta keep the flawless victories to that 0.7%. I guess that means the 0.007% is the kind of people who'd fight Sephy in Stamina mode on Hollow Bastion at 1 HP... while items are on but they don't use them and Sephy can also use Spirits. Sephiroth with the giant hammer is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
@@nathanevans1382 Thats only if you insist on octaslash recoveries. If you jsut use the regular recovery, that counter gimp aint doing anything. Any experienced Sephiroth knows not to spam octaslash recoveries to catch them slipping at the right time.
@@shihoblade You can still counter Sephiroth's regular recovery, plus, Sephiroth's range makes it easy for Sora to counter a lot of his attacks. Not that it really matters, at the end of the day, it comes down to the skill of the player, not the character they're using.
Sora: Can you come back to Kingdom Hearts, Sephiroth? Sephiroth: No. Sora: Please? Sephiroth: No. Sora: Please? Sephiroth: No. Sora: Please? Sephiroth: Only if my new boss battle is *unbeatable.* Sora: Please no.
I mean I took on Sephiroth when he’s on level 9, stamina, two stock, one on one, KH3 outfit with Sora, and occasionally do it on the the FF stages with one winged angel regular or advent version playing and occasionally play custom stage Olympus Coliseum with canon outfits on with Sora
So happy I got kingdoms collection and kingdom hearts 3! And I really love this video sketch. It sounds and even feels realistically canon. So nice seeing Cloud happy. In EVER!
@@aleciarobinson8443 I was making it sound like he only talked about kh remind bosses being harder than lingering will's it's my own personal opinion mostly because I never been able to beat him but I managed to beat yazora
@@treygavino Oh ok but the reason Sora probably didn't mention Lingering Will was after KH3 Terra got his body back thx to Sora. Meaning Lingering Will went back to Terra as normal armor. Since Terra got his heart and body back his mind returned as well. The DLC only shows when Terranort and Lingering Will were fighting.
You know, coming back here and after seeing the kh4 trailer for the millionth time, Cloud and Sephy going back to kh doesn't sound so farfetched after all. There's some hope.
The problem is that while Sephiroth has incredible anime powers, Sora has incredible anime powers AND Disney magic. He in unbeatable.
Anime bullshit is one thing, but anime AND Disney bullshit? Yeah, Sephy ain't gonna win that fight.
Yeah, it's also another thing once you get Mickey's powerful gay Disney magic.
Yeah Disney magic is no joke stacking it on top of anime protagonist powers that include plot armor is ridiculous
Also power of friendship lmao
lmao, i loved disney magic
"If dante was here he would be proud of you"
Youre goddamn right
Luckily DMC isn't an R Rated game or else Dante would never happen.
Dante: *Looks at Bayonetta pointing at Sora* I raised that boy
@@aozorahaou2643 **sad joker noise**
@@aozorahaou2643 I wanna see the parents and kids fight each other now that you said that
Hell Sora's always been trolling his bosses since KH 2 using their abilities, random stuff, and weapons against them via some of the reaction commands the selfies would be the icing on the cake if we got reaction commands fully back in 3 making Sora more of a DMC character
No wonder why Sephy isn't in KH3.
Imagine all the sephy selfies
-Selfyroth-
Understatement I want a full secret boss fight were he "dosent hold back" and still gets completely humiliated by sora
@@shadowbolthaseo1861
Isn't Sephirot is multi-planetary level or galaxy level ? ... Full power Sephirot will destroy the battle arena, unless they're fight in the realm in between (outerspace) so no planet will be destroyed ...
@@ManusiaKagakRusuh Well, Kingdom Hearts is said to have the power of all worlds (or something like that)..... so if each world is a planet, then the fact that Sora beat that puts him at..... uhh, a bit higher then Sephy.
As for the battle arena..... there are ways around that.
@@13KuriMaster
Like what FF fans said, Sephirot wasn't at full power ...
If Sephirot cast a full power Supernova, he atleast should have destroy atleast 1 world (planet) by now ...
But really ...
I still doesn't get it how Cloud survive all that and manage to win ...
People say Sephirot is planetary level or something, yet defeated by Cloud that doesn't even has any continental level of attacks ...
Honestly, I love it whenever people make jokes about Sora doing selfies while in the middle of boss fights. And even better I love it when youtubers doing extra sylish Data Bosses do the same thing themselves.
It's honestly a flex at that point when you get good enough to do that
Arin hansen selfies
Like link
"Only Cloud gets to call me that"
"Shut up darling"
Oh well Sephy still has hope for them as a couple.
He’s been holding on to the hope for over twenty years. It’s way too late to stop now.
It was cute when that happen
Welp there was nothing more we can do
@@thirtysixviews fr
Cloud: "Would you like to purchase this game to find out why this guy looks like you?"
Noctis: "You greedy bastard. So that's how it feels..."
Sephiroth getting stomped by a Stitch summon sounds hilarious
What about a pixel bara guy and a singing mermaid
Or any of the attraction flows.
@@generalzeta7000 who would win
A one winged angel
Or some kid on a merry go round
@@SmokyPizza6853 If the Merry go round does not work, we got a BIG OLD SHIP!!!
I would pay money to have Sora toss Goofy at Sephiroth's face
4:46 "Tidus would kill me while laughing awkwardly"
That's pretty scary
Tidus repeatedly striking Noc while spamming his "A HA HA HA HA HA HA"
@@nromaucv9778 Dude, that is creepypasta material.
Nice baozi pic
@@michaelbecket4901 lol thanks
@@Zxcvbnmkj haha i was hoping for a "uhh i see your a man of culture as well" line
2020
Sephiroth: Hello there
Cloud: Fuck
2021
Sora: Hello there
Sephiroth: Fuck
Oh, how the turntables
Have turn... Tabled... Wait? Is that how you say it?
U mean "how the tables have turned?"
@@michaelbecket4901 Yes
Eh, someone said that in an english drama so I think it works
@@rjfrost7090 no it’s how the tables have turned
@@gamerfury9846 "how the turn tabled" is also meme.
Noctis: And how could I have a kid? I died a virgin.
Cloud: I still don't believe you.
Gold
Also begs to question how the hell Cloud called him on the phone, unless his phone can literally call the dead 😂
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley and if that was the case, he could just call his other polycule girlfriend from alaska i mean greenland i mean icicle inn. Aerith, despite being in a state resembling life but also very much has been dead for years, is always up to hear more from her two poly lovers Cloud and Tifa.
“Tidus would kill me while laughing awkwardly.”
That was my favorite part
I like how Ryu just comes out of nowhere.
Goddangit i see you every where now
@@tinyt.w.i.m7291 I am a lone traveler looking for a good figh- I mean video.
Well, he is the crossover expert
And I also like how he mentionned Dante, who technically is a co worker for him XD
Well Ryu will fight literally anyone that is strong he'll kick both there asses for fun
3:48
Cloud: What's your number?
Sora: What is a number?
Well, unlike Gaben, Sora can at least count to Three.
@@leonoliveira8652 Sora can only count to three and he doesn't know that it's a number.
@@tasoganedude hahahha c'mon Sora isn't a dumb Shonen character, he knows how to count, but since he is an Islander and probably didn't get a good scholar education, he doesn't know some things
@@TheKevinKeyblade I'm just kidding, of course. You know that everyone likes to exaggerate on how dumb Sora is. Like in this video.
I mean, Could instanly asking Sora's number was pretty wholesome. You can really see Cloud likes Sore through this little video, mainly because Sora scares Sephy and is able to dunk him but still x')
Cloud: Are you not Sora? Why are you even give a shitabout him?
Sora: Language, Cloud!
Cloud: It's fine. Disney is not here.
Nintendo: I'm still here, you know.
99% of us already watched the video
Nah this part killed me 💀💀
Are you *nuts*, not “not”
"He stole my keyblade, and I couldn't attack him, so I'm just dodging around taking pictures" -Sora 2021
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he sounded so innocent
It is Sora.
And it scared Sephy away lol
Sora: Do you want to comeback to Kingdom Hearts ?
Cloud: No
Sora: We can see Sephirot got bullied there
Sephirot: lololol no you canno-
Cloud: Holy *_shit_* I'm in
Always wondered what happened to the KH versions of Cloud and Sephiroth
After years of running away, Cloud finds HOPE
This is a happy ending for cloud
And not the kid.
"If Dante was here, he would be proud"
Dante : "Yeah, Ryu. About that..."
*Vergil in the background ludicrously laughing at Dante's mii costume*
Vergil hellow there
Dante FUCK AGEN!?
Dante has a Mii costume!?
@@Emiya491 yeah well actually it's a dlc mii costume of characters, like dante, doom guy and well.. sans(which I personally think it's off for sans to fight because I don't think him much as a fighter unless something terrible is happening)
@@Emiya491 Yes he is as of June 28,2021 kazuya presentation
Nero: And where's your costume, deadbeat dad?
Vergil: **Sad storm noises**
Sora:at this moment i'm strongest person in this whole world, and i'm approaching to take my first step to the lig...
Sephiroth:Okay i believe you
Kirby: Poyo
Sora: Second strongest
@@codysonic1 idk it depends on who you ask and how they present it
DoomGuy: *stares at Kirby and Sora*
Sora: Well third strongest person and Kirby as second strongest person
@@alejandrolizarraga3924 that still depends
@@cjm1242 Did Sora spent eons on killing Demons? (Not to be rude or offensive)
Sephiroth inching away after Sora admitted to just taking selfies during the boss fight is hilarious
Sephiroth finally got his PTSDespair.
PTSDis.... Pear*
Post Trauma Sora Despair
Puhuhu…
Post Traumatic Sora Disorder
I love how Sora can just morph into different versions of himself by mere power of just will
Not that hard to swap costumes in Smash.
Here lies Noctis: He never scored
I know for a fact prompto would have put that on the grave if he lived.
4:11 It took me 5 seconds to realize he was referencing Sasuke
Me too
3:14 is absolutely an adorbs screenshot. Like Cloud just adopted another son.
Aerith could live through ff7r, it's pretty unclear, so he might not have to adopt him.
@@tTtan639 i mean they also brought zack back so if she dose live there probably going that route (btw i dont think she's gona live)
@@tTtan639 What does Aerith living or not have to do with Cloud adopting kids? Sora isn't even from FF7, lol.
It was Sephiroth's fault in the first place that Cloud ended up adopting Denzel. Apparently the trend continues even in Smash. :)
@@tiffyw92 It was a joke about the dumb theory that Sora was Cloud and Aerith's son based off of alot of character similarities between Sora and Cloud and Aerith. So if this was theoretically true, which it isn't, Aerith would need to survive to have Sora.
@@tTtan639 Oh, that old crack theory... I remember the days when people legit thought Denzel was actually Cloud and Aerith's long-lost son before AC came out. It actually took until ACC to bury that dead theory, though.
But at the rate that Sephiroth makes or finds orphans, I can see Cloud starting up an adoption agency after Advent Children. He might as well, and it pays better than just being a delivery man.
When ppl fight sephiroth: I can fight this guy all day.
When ppl fight Yozora: I'm never going back in there again.
As much as I like sephiroth Yozora scared me the most.
I actually beat yozora easier than cloud.
Sora: gracefully dodging attacks from the hardest boss in the series with no way to attack and taking selfies.
Dante: You dropped this king 👑
Cloud-"so what happened?"
Sora-"It all started whe-"
Cloud-"Stop!"
The instant cutoff is priceless xD
"I want to see him get beat by Stitch or something"
Me too, Cloud. Me too.
Sora is being nice to Sephy, he didn't even bring up the Pro Codes.
sephiroth clearly walks out of the fight with sora and dusted himself off like nothing happened telling sora that he literally can't beat him only cloud can. So no, sora can not beat sephiroth and he never will.
@@keiracarmichael9430 Bait
@@keiracarmichael9430maybe not defeat, but he can sure as hell humiliate him at crit level 1 with Sweet Memories again
@@eyoshinthemaximum Dang I still get notifications about this topic? Either way sora never even met the real sephiroth let alone fought the real him🤣. He fought clouds darkness in the form of sephiroth which is why KH sephiroth has normal blue eyes like clouds! Sora cannot defeat sephiroth. He basically won a practice fight with clouds nobody.
@@keiracarmichael9430 Sora at this point has fought enemies as dangerous as Sephiroth if not more dangerous, like Xehanort with the X-Blade, or any of the KH3 Data Org, which while it’s not the real Sora fighting them, it’s still his data taken from him with no changes to it, vs a suped up Organization 13 capable of extreme bs, especially Data Xehanort
I love the idea of Sora entering smash and then Sephiroth being scared knowing that Sora can beat him lolol.
Except he can’t
@@cosmiccomet_2705 ikr...he never actually beat sephiroth, sephiroth just dusted himself off and made it clear to sora that he have some skill but only cloud can beat him. So idk why people acting like sora beat sephiroth when he never did dispite having the keyblade.
@@keiracarmichael9430 sora can lmao he’s OP
@@keiracarmichael9430 sora coming out of a fight with sephiroth unharmed is still a pretty good feat, and just think about this, cloud wanted to become solder at 14 years old, which means he had no special training before then, and now cloud is super op and can standa chance against sephiroth. Meanwhile sora is also op, and this I when he is 15 years old, so imagine sora in 10 or 15 years compared to cloud from when he was 14 to his current age. Sooner or later, sora will be strong enough to take sephiroth down
@@alroyfreeman3927 lol Sephiroth wasn't even really trying in the fight with sora, ontop of the fact that- KH sephiroth wasn't even the real seph! That's why his eyes are blue like clouds instead of cat-like green. So to be frank sora never seen or even fought the real sephiroth! Cloud also never beat sephiroths strongest forms, such as bizzaro sephiroth or safer sephiroth without the help of his entire party! Cloud has only beaten human seph in ff7 and advent children seph who was really just a possessed kadaj! And even then he needed a pep talk from zac in order to win. It's easier to win a fight when your opponent isn't really trying to kill you.
Cloud's TLDR: I see this as an absolute win!
Sephi: You win this round darling, but I will be back even stronger (takes phone) nomura san, I need your..... Inspiration
1:44 Cloud: What happened? [Immediately realizes his mistake in KH plot BSery]
Tidus would kill me and laugh awkwardly. The image in my head wont disapear rofl
Tidus sounds like a psychopath in this scene lel
sephiroth at smash : NO ONE TOLD ME THAT KID WAS COMING
sora : u mad🤣🤣
Also sora: u gonna cry?
that gabaleth comic :)
@@lll.24601 ah i see a man of culture as well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@hylia7660 HOW DID YOU KNOW
@@lll.24601 i was clearly inspired by the SEPHIROTH VS SORA comic to write my comment
Sora: hello sephiroth
Sephiroth: damn not this kid again
Cloud: laughs
so me and a friend were talking about this a little while back, and as far as I can tell, Sora in KH canon is at this point stronger than Sephiroth in FF7 canon, my friend pointed out that Seph in 7 has World-level powers, and that was the catalyst to realizing that by the end of 3, Sora can literally influence reality, and that made me realize just how crazy strong this spiky haired kid is
Nah , canonically, Sephiroth hold back on Sora.
But still “holding back” is just using all of his attacks in his non-dominant hand ..so , like , a 20-30 yo war-experienced heartless fueled super-soldier had his ass beating by a 16yo , and the only thing Selphy could claim is that he wasn’t using his dominant hand to use all of his endgame spells and moves.
@@phantasosxgames8488 isn't sephi ambidextrous
@@pizuzu yes , but even those had preferences.
Which just makes things even funnier.
Wow
I mean if we really wanna get into then no seph does not havw just world level power and its called planet level or planetary since world can mean multiple other things(then theres all his abilities and resistances and the new feats and abilities and resistances he got in advent children along with other feats and abilities and resistances from the remake and then theres just dissidia...no need to bring that up and i literally said the same thing three times)
Cloud: Did you have a child with Yuna?
Out of everything, this was the one thing I didn't see coming
Luna: Who was that?
Noctis: Cloud. I think Prompto's playing another prank on me.
Luna: Why is that? Did he photobomb someone again?
Noctis: No, apparently, Sora took a picture of him fighting a lookalike. I'm wondering if Prompto got into the hair dye again to try that whole 'doppelganger' thing again.
Luna: Please no. The maids had such a miserable time cleaning up all the cheese last time he did this... wait, hold on, I thought I heard you mention you died a virgin?
Noctis: Yeah, so?
Luna: But that ending's not canon thanks to the novel.
Noctis: Yeah, but it's not in the game.
Luna: It was going to be, remember? That's what the DLC was leading up to before it got canceled. That's why the novel was made.
Noctis: Also, Cloud's got enough to deal with in the Remake. I'm not putting more on his plate when he already thinks the game ending's still canon.
Luna: I see. Well, should I go check on Prompto then? To make sure he's not planning some prank that could go out of control? Again?
Noctis: I'll go with you. I get the feeling this is going to be a big headache and I'm not about to let you have it alone.
The game's ending is the canonical ending, but I like your setting.
@@Chris-gj6je From what I've read, the novel effectively covers stuff that would have lead to a 'True' ending (where, yes, Noctis does not die a virgin and actually has kids).
...Which would have been actual paid DLC, of course, which is incredibly scummy, but still.
Sephiroth holding back is like his entire schtick. He couldn't go all out in FFVII cause he was holding back Holy. He couldn't go all out against Cloud after that cause he had lost his body and was weaker. He refused to go all out in Advent Children because he wanted Cloud to suffer.
I'm sure that's what he tells everyone
Well it's kinda difficult to kill someone you need to keep you in existence😒. That is why sephiroth never goes all out on cloud cause if he kills cloud then he really will be just a memory! Technically it does makes sense as to why he's always holding back on cloud.
@@aeroga2383 i mean I'm AC he was weak thanks to being in someone else's body and just woke up
Cloud: Finally, the tables have turned…
Ryu: If Dante was here, he'd be impressed.
Meanwhile:
Bayonetta: I still can't believe they nerfed you like this dear.
Mii Fighter Dante: Mii!
Bayonetta: I will try to appeal to them! So that in the next Smash, you'll be here too!
Dante: Babe, who are you taking to?
Bayonetta: Wait, what the-?
I like Ryu in this video but it would be cool to see Kazuya make noctis comments with sefiroth and cloud
Damn it. I forgot Kazuya is in the game
@@truebladeseeker i mean, there are so many charecters that you are bound to forget some of them
@@truebladeseeker dont worry. You can get with nomura to improve your..... Weird thoughts
Yeah! Also, Noctis is in Tekken 7 and is friends with Kazuya's brother Lars. I'm pretty sure the majority of FF and Tekken community forgotten about that...
@@truebladeseeker me personally one rivalry I have in my head is Ganondorf vs Kazuya especially since Kazuya was a huge contributor to Ganondorf getting disrespected in Smash.
"Shut up, Darling!" - Sephiroth to Cloud.
See the funny part about this is Sephiroth is EASILY one of Sora's worst match ups
Like, majorly.
Sakurai true to the source as always. Gotta keep the flawless victories to that 0.7%.
I guess that means the 0.007% is the kind of people who'd fight Sephy in Stamina mode on Hollow Bastion at 1 HP... while items are on but they don't use them and Sephy can also use Spirits.
Sephiroth with the giant hammer is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Disagree, Sora's counter makes recovering a nightmare for Sephiroth.
@@nathanevans1382 that doesn't change that the MU is still really badand that's only octo-slash lol
@@nathanevans1382 Thats only if you insist on octaslash recoveries. If you jsut use the regular recovery, that counter gimp aint doing anything. Any experienced Sephiroth knows not to spam octaslash recoveries to catch them slipping at the right time.
@@shihoblade You can still counter Sephiroth's regular recovery, plus, Sephiroth's range makes it easy for Sora to counter a lot of his attacks. Not that it really matters, at the end of the day, it comes down to the skill of the player, not the character they're using.
I love how you made Cloud very interested in Sora even if that wouldn't happen xD
I can't remember the last time I laughed this much in 6 minutes
Me neither. I never laughed so much in about 6 minutes either nor remember as well.
The Selphie joke slipped by so stealthily that I don't think most even caught it. That friggin killed me.
Ah, finally. A happy ending for Cloud.
I love this whole script. Every line is just entertaining. 😆
I agree lmao
sora:so what do you say sephy
sephiroth:don't call me that only cloud gets to call me that
Cloud:not in million years!
Me:*dies of laughter*
Sephiroth is afraid of the phrase "give me strength"
5:11 Sephiroth be like : "NINGERUNDAYOOOOOO!!!!"
Funny thing, the force counter after 7 hits in KH 1 is a *Final Mix* thing. The original version didn't have it.
4:18 the whole noctis section has me crying xD
Sephy's boss fight is canon.
If not in KH1, then definitely in KH2.
Kazuya also fought Noctis, woulda been funny of he appeared to mention that. Oh well
Missed opportunity lol
@@sevionus80 no not missed oppertunity, that means you have to do this video over.
Noctis is a skin in Minecraft so Steve would know who he is too
Cloud kinda acted like a big bro to Sora, that's actually pretty cute!
0:36 My friends face when I told them that Cloud was the one who gave Sora the Sonic blade ability. They hate that move
Sephie finally found his pear.
Also that Dante wound is still fresh why you gotta poke it like that TnT
Sora: Can you come back to Kingdom Hearts, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: No.
Sora: Please?
Sephiroth: No.
Sora: Please?
Sephiroth: No.
Sora: Please?
Sephiroth: Only if my new boss battle is *unbeatable.*
Sora: Please no.
Sora: to quote Xaldin “where’s the fun in this”
Even if it is "unbeatable", people will still find a way.
Yozora: But this isn’t my real body. VR
“If dante was here”
I was thinking that moments before it was said.
The entire exchange from 1:40-1:56 is masterful.
Noctis: who?
Cloud: no, not your wife Luna; Yuna.
These burns!!!
With each game, Sora just gets more and more OP... with none of the edgyness.
Truly, he is the hero of this generation.
“Your force counter after 7 hits is pretty unfair.”
“Yeah. That’s the point.”
This warmed my heart.
I love how happy it made Cloud seeing Safety road freaks out Sora inviting them back into KH
"Not that kid again..."
Yeah, Cloud. If you go back to KH now, you won't have to meet Sephy there
I mean I took on Sephiroth when he’s on level 9, stamina, two stock, one on one, KH3 outfit with Sora, and occasionally do it on the the FF stages with one winged angel regular or advent version playing and occasionally play custom stage Olympus Coliseum with canon outfits on with Sora
Sephiroth: oh no, that kid is to me as I am to Cloud. Oh well at least he doesn't show up in FF7.
Sora as a dlc hidden boss in ff7 remake: Hello there!
...Yet
Sephiroth: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LITTLE MONSTER!!
@@UchihaFabio
Sephiroth: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Unless I'm playable in the FF7 remake part 2 I don't need to worry about that.
@@chadpeterson5698 Cloud: Are you sure about that? (Picks phone) Hello mr nomura, I need your.... Weird thoughts
This feels like a conversation that would happen if Sora ever made it into Opera Omnia
“Stop hitting me with that damn key thing; you might leave a mark.”
*Slices head off.
I wish that one of Sora's taunts was a selfie
Man, people reaaaaally won't let Tidus go for that laugh, huh?
Sephiroth: *gets beaten by Sora*
Cloud: 😆😆😆😆😆
I swear Nomura and the rest of S.E. need to just make everything TruebladeSeeker does in these clips a reality.
Cloud: You have a phone? What's your number?
Sora: What's a number?
I died XD
Cloud fucking calling Noct just to dunk on him is hilarious
"Who the hell said my name wrong? Oh, it's you!!" LOL!
4:52 i need a continuation of this With Noctis
“Really fans want me to bbq you a third time?!” This is some shit hed say lmao!!!
Me: *Reads text at **5:46* Okay I believe you.
I love how no ones bothering to refuse Prompto and Noctis had a thing going.
I like how Sora keeps changing his attire off screen
So happy I got kingdoms collection and kingdom hearts 3! And I really love this video sketch. It sounds and even feels realistically canon. So nice seeing Cloud happy. In EVER!
“Don’t tell me you cheated and had a kid with Yuna! No,not your wife Luna,Yuna!” Idk why that shit was so funny to me.
This was actually really fun to watch
Noctis: Selfie? Oh God Damn it Prom-!
Stop make me laugh.
Haha Kingdom Heart 4! Can't wait for any final fantasy characters in it.
Sora: I faced 14 bosses that are harder than you in kh3.
Lingering will:... Am I a joke to you?
But Sora defeated him way back KH2....
Also Yozara is harder than Lingering Will.
@@aleciarobinson8443 I was making it sound like he only talked about kh remind bosses being harder than lingering will's it's my own personal opinion mostly because I never been able to beat him but I managed to beat yazora
@@treygavino Oh ok but the reason Sora probably didn't mention Lingering Will was after KH3 Terra got his body back thx to Sora. Meaning Lingering Will went back to Terra as normal armor. Since Terra got his heart and body back his mind returned as well. The DLC only shows when Terranort and Lingering Will were fighting.
@@treygavino Too bad Lingering Will isn't a thing anymore since Terra got his body and mind back.
ah hell nah sora from the michael rodent game has obtained the almighty drip
It would have been funny If Kazuya was in the background saying "Hey I know that guy" In the Yozora part
Sora and Sephiroth arguing over the difficulty of his KH2 boss fight actually had me busting a gut.
Finally I see all three names. Just a Pancake, Jamezietocool and Trueblade Seeker.
You know, coming back here and after seeing the kh4 trailer for the millionth time, Cloud and Sephy going back to kh doesn't sound so farfetched after all. There's some hope.
"Tidus will kill me while laughing akwardky" HA HA HA xddd
It makes sense Sephy is scared of Sora, specially in Smash, Sora's counter ruin Sephi's recovery like nobody else can
"darring?" DARLING? DID HE SAY DARLING OR??