Dwight K. Schrute: Assistant (TO THE) Regional Manager | Comedy Bites

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  • @kasukeurahara2302
    @kasukeurahara2302 4 роки тому +562

    The last scene tears me up every time. Dwight realizes how much he really means to Michael. The silence that follows him reading his own name is acting on a whole nother level.

    • @mrh12
      @mrh12 4 роки тому +17

      It really was a great scene seeing Dwight moved like that

    • @genlea9490
      @genlea9490 4 роки тому +15

      This video is all comedy until that last clip 😭

  • @CubiStudios
    @CubiStudios 4 роки тому +570

    “When I’m promoted you’ll be full fired”
    Dwight doesn’t bluff

  • @paokarasre
    @paokarasre 4 роки тому +284

    At 8:42 when Dwight starts screaming you can see Creed in the background getting startled. Never noticed it until today lol.

    • @guacamolegoddess1342
      @guacamolegoddess1342 4 роки тому

      Thanasis oh hello there thank you

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 4 роки тому +5

      Daanyaal urram knowing the office the actor probably didn’t expect the scream

    • @TrickyPJM752
      @TrickyPJM752 4 роки тому +5

      And Stanley slowly turns towards Dwight

  • @CanOnduygununGozlugu
    @CanOnduygununGozlugu 5 років тому +805

    Assistant to the sensei

  • @factbeaglesarebest
    @factbeaglesarebest 4 роки тому +136

    3:04 I love that Dwight gives him a passport to go from PA to NY

    • @nabilk2455
      @nabilk2455 Рік тому +2

      I never noticed that thank you

    • @rdebaron
      @rdebaron Рік тому

      What does that mean?

    • @latina305mami
      @latina305mami Рік тому

      @@rdebaron he doesn't need a passport to go to another city/state. He probably just drove there lol

  • @CarterOwenBM248Vlogs
    @CarterOwenBM248Vlogs 5 років тому +553

    Jim: If you get promoted. And IF you haven't fallen in love with me by then-
    Dwight: -What!?
    😂😂😂

  • @yugsahu7388
    @yugsahu7388 5 років тому +890

    "three demerits and you'll receive a citation .... five citations and you're looking at a violation, four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those that'll land you in a world of hurt in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior."
    "Which would be me"
    "That is correct"
    "Okay, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day
    or you will receive a full desagulation.
    "whats a dis ... whats that"
    "Oh you don't wanna know."

    • @kenludvikriksfjord522
      @kenludvikriksfjord522 5 років тому +24

      That counts up to about 240 demerits for the world of hurt

    • @mattfromowitz5690
      @mattfromowitz5690 5 років тому +7

      Noah Kramer Only three demerits. A workplace would use progressive discipline. Once three demerits are given, you’d go to the next step and no more demerits are given. Just fulfill each step once, you never return to a previous step.

    • @vertdefurk
      @vertdefurk 4 роки тому +2

      @@mattfromowitz5690 Well, we're talking about Dwight here, so.
      *Jim face into nonexistent camera*

    • @georgeluiparaan6227
      @georgeluiparaan6227 4 роки тому +4

      Disadulation, not desagulation.

    • @ujwalpandey3968
      @ujwalpandey3968 4 роки тому

      @@filedotnix By keep it up I think he means 2 not 3 though your argument also sounds convincing

  • @fitzhugh7463
    @fitzhugh7463 4 роки тому +51

    As soon as Dwight is put in charge of the office, the first thing he does is try to fire Jim

  • @vertdefurk
    @vertdefurk 4 роки тому +61

    "Oh, it has losers..."

  • @abdullohahmadbadawi6896
    @abdullohahmadbadawi6896 4 роки тому +36

    0:58 Michael got scared had me dying 😂

  • @BigDaddyTony24
    @BigDaddyTony24 Рік тому +9

    6:28 I love how embarrassed and uncomfortable Dwight got

  • @cslack813
    @cslack813 4 роки тому +17

    Michael’s hair change at 1:30 is wild haha. The wonders of hair replacement treatment.

  • @saulramirez1093
    @saulramirez1093 5 років тому +93

    Assistant Manager
    Assistant to the Sensei

  • @haeyy25
    @haeyy25 4 роки тому +51

    am I the only one who got freaked out by the last few seconds when the "comedy bites" popped out

    • @kyzaghan7513
      @kyzaghan7513 4 роки тому +8

      It's just annoying. One moment you are watching such an emotional scene and the next moment someting bites something and burps in your face it's really uncomfortable.

  • @aidanbawden3692
    @aidanbawden3692 4 роки тому +26

    8:41 you can see Creed jump in the background

  • @elvisvasquez7553
    @elvisvasquez7553 4 роки тому +38

    If you really think about it... Dwight should have been promoted not Jim. He was , as weird as it may sound, the best employee. He may be weird, but you rarely find people who put nearly as much effort in their jobs as Dwight did for years.

    • @subie1019
      @subie1019 4 роки тому +13

      He is not a good boss, he is good at his job but he does not have leadership qualities.

    • @marioalbertoperezlopez237
      @marioalbertoperezlopez237 Рік тому +2

      He did shot a gun in the workplace tho

    • @jupitershanty
      @jupitershanty Рік тому

      I'm pretty sure there is a Meat Canyon episode that suggests the same

    • @chrismarsden6633
      @chrismarsden6633 Рік тому +1

      Effort isn’t the only prerequisite for management. Dwight had horrible management theory

    • @danieldbdb
      @danieldbdb Рік тому

      @nyaaomi6643 Jim came up late, made intrigue and was kinda lazy at times. He should not be boss as well, he set a bad example. But Jim is kind of the cool guy in the show, with high emotional intelligence, making contrast with Michael and Dwight who were sometimes weird, if not outright abusive at times.

  • @Rimjim03
    @Rimjim03 Рік тому +10

    Dwight and Jim have an enemies to lovers type of vibe 😂

  • @eclipsicalbluestocking1182
    @eclipsicalbluestocking1182 Рік тому +16

    The first season was like a completely different show

  • @axmortz
    @axmortz 4 роки тому +13

    Hahaha Michael takes his passport when he goes to New York.

  • @arihuertas4423
    @arihuertas4423 4 роки тому +76

    Dwight Kurt “Fart Security Threat Assistant to the Regional Manager” Schrute

  • @michellecreates2721
    @michellecreates2721 Рік тому +1

    Dwight’s last name really is meant to say Shrewd: having or showing sharp powers of judgment; astute. Or as Cambridge defines it “having or based on a clear understanding and good judgment of a situation, resulting in an advantage”

  • @ELTIGRE34
    @ELTIGRE34 5 років тому +86

    girl: hey what was the hw?
    me: page 10
    her: thanks so much!
    me: yes, I am aware of my affect on women

  • @calebwinfield1403
    @calebwinfield1403 5 років тому +23

    Dwight screaming "Michael!" video

  • @removies3653
    @removies3653 4 роки тому +5

    0:00 that's what she said

  • @thehive378
    @thehive378 4 роки тому +6

    Michael is like Mozart
    and I am like
    Mozart's friend

  • @trevorbirdingtierlist
    @trevorbirdingtierlist 5 років тому +17

    Dwight took a complicated statement and made it more complicated...

  • @laurallama73
    @laurallama73 4 роки тому +8

    Dwights shirts, though😂😂😂

  • @timlips1179
    @timlips1179 5 років тому +36

    Do the scene where Jim and Pam het (friendly) fired by Dwight

  • @namarie.2289
    @namarie.2289 4 роки тому +17

    okay that’s cool and all but who broke the hand shake? Dwight or Andy?

  • @d3stroy3r44
    @d3stroy3r44 4 роки тому +2

    Hey Dwight it was The Sundance kid you were looking for when trying to remember Butch Cassidys Partner (LMAO!!)

  • @theartisticjs
    @theartisticjs 4 роки тому +58

    What is my perfect crime?
    I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. Its priceless.
    As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. Its her father's business. She is Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, when the cops come, I escape in one of their
    uniforms. I tell her to meet me in mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.
    Thirty years later, I get a postcard.I have a son and he is the chief of police.
    This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to
    meet me in paris by the Trocadero. She has been waiting for me all these years. She has never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to berlin. Thats where I stashed the chandelier.

  • @tootzy-the-roll
    @tootzy-the-roll 4 роки тому +9

    Wait, why does Michael bring his passport to go to New-York??

  • @jasminefashandi3416
    @jasminefashandi3416 4 роки тому +4

    Best show ever no cap

  • @alexisevans1040
    @alexisevans1040 4 роки тому +2

    ITS ASSISTANCE REGIONAL MANAGER!
    get it RIGHTTTTTTTTT!

  • @سيفابوتايه
    @سيفابوتايه 4 роки тому +4

    I would die to see joy and chandler at the office

    • @axmortz
      @axmortz 4 роки тому +2

      who is Joy?

  • @jarjthejargj6099
    @jarjthejargj6099 Рік тому +4

    I bet Dwight was assistant to the equipment manager for his high school football team. Can you see it?

  • @gu9838
    @gu9838 Місяць тому

    it takes 60 demerits to get a verbal warning lol

  • @daz8084
    @daz8084 5 років тому +75

    This is a frame for frame shot of the video that the official channel The Office uploaded 2 years ago with 4.8 million views, I don't understand how you get away with this please make actual original content instead of completely and utterly copying it from others.

    • @scapetnt270
      @scapetnt270 4 роки тому +20

      DAZ the office channel owns comedy bites.
      The channel is by the same people

    • @Username-or9nr
      @Username-or9nr 4 роки тому +3

      DAZ shut up if you don’t like it don’t watch it.

    • @hanley8756
      @hanley8756 4 роки тому +1

      User name you must be stupid are you?

    • @darnguccitoast362
      @darnguccitoast362 4 роки тому +4

      NBC also seems to run comedy bites. One of their videos is featured on The Office’s outro card.

  • @alwayscallingmeblaze
    @alwayscallingmeblaze Рік тому

    7:58 "little girl"

  • @randomname5497
    @randomname5497 4 роки тому +4

    Ha ha the bottom comment says the show sucks.
    I LOVE THIS SHOW!! ❤❤❤

  • @robwoods5537
    @robwoods5537 5 років тому +5

    2:19 lol

  • @aine3523
    @aine3523 5 років тому +39

    This is stolen from the official office channel :/

    • @michaeld7715
      @michaeld7715 5 років тому +1

      You do have a point

    • @michaeld7715
      @michaeld7715 5 років тому

      :p

    • @snakinatrix4435
      @snakinatrix4435 5 років тому +3

      It's cool, they're friends. They comment on eachother's stuff

    • @squeet6831
      @squeet6831 4 роки тому +1

      VIDEO THEFT IS NOT A JOKE PAPER! Millions of UA-camrs suffer every year!

  • @janythany8087
    @janythany8087 5 років тому +22

    Wait can you stop stealing content of the office channel?

    • @frooty.pebles1509
      @frooty.pebles1509 4 роки тому

      Jonathan Wu well they are pretty good friends because they comment on each other’s videos

  • @PKsexton
    @PKsexton 4 роки тому +2

    He has to get 120 demerits

  • @blackscholes4401
    @blackscholes4401 9 місяців тому

    Michael is going to NY; Dwight hands him a passport..

  • @Z-add
    @Z-add 4 роки тому

    Dwight Shelford for Second life

  • @windwhipped5
    @windwhipped5 Рік тому

    Demerits. Im having flashbacks to 7th grade social studies..

  • @gustavotonnelli
    @gustavotonnelli Рік тому

    "Absolutely, but not really"

  • @jonathanraiche3074
    @jonathanraiche3074 4 роки тому

    No dislikes..awesome

  • @ewanbird1847
    @ewanbird1847 4 роки тому +5

    Copy of the actual office channel

  • @fathertomhanks1887
    @fathertomhanks1887 4 роки тому +7

    He actually fired jim at the end doe

  • @Charlotte-yc7tj
    @Charlotte-yc7tj 4 роки тому

    Except I could fly 😂

  • @jeevitheshram5219
    @jeevitheshram5219 Рік тому +1

    Is it me or does anyone else think the security guard kinda resembles KD

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 4 роки тому

    Chaos is a ladder... to some.
    To Dwight, it is a hay bale. A hay bale one must climb to become Hay King.
    To Dwight, it is a bed and brekfast he co-owns with Satan making $80,000 a year.
    To Dwight, it is being assistant to the regional manager, whose fate is as unpredictable as Dwight himself.

  • @_EldenRing_
    @_EldenRing_ 4 роки тому +6

    Can you do “Dwight K Schrute, the edgiest edge lord” or something like that.

  • @nancyracies8824
    @nancyracies8824 Рік тому

    Jim can give me a desadulation anytime

  • @itsmecarp
    @itsmecarp 4 роки тому +4

    "Im writing my own quote because everyone quoted everything from the show so i can feel like i am a special snowflake" - Quote2020

  • @edwinkosasih8050
    @edwinkosasih8050 4 роки тому

    I don't get the difference with assistant regional manager and assistent to the regional manager??

  • @guacamolegoddess1342
    @guacamolegoddess1342 4 роки тому +2

    Micheal is Andrew Lloyd Webber and Dwight is Stephen Sondheim
    (please tell me some theatre kid is scrolling through and smiles)

  • @girlwizabook33
    @girlwizabook33 4 роки тому

    Why was the gun scene included lmao

  • @prisonmike3925
    @prisonmike3925 5 років тому +12

    I feel like dwight wouldve been better than jim as co manager

    • @fw710
      @fw710 4 роки тому

      Sean R dementors

  • @Helpthisisacryforhelp
    @Helpthisisacryforhelp 4 роки тому

    Senpai Dwight

  • @daveoutdoors4949
    @daveoutdoors4949 4 роки тому +5

    His middle name is Kurt not fart.

    • @DatGrA2b
      @DatGrA2b 4 роки тому

      Its actually Danger

  • @oooooosh_2753
    @oooooosh_2753 4 роки тому

    Absolutely but not really. 😆😆😆😆

  • @supermango9810
    @supermango9810 4 роки тому

    All I'm saying is that dislike number nice.

  • @vahurjoa210
    @vahurjoa210 4 роки тому

    WHAT? 6:31

  • @eggnogs
    @eggnogs 4 роки тому +2

    Stolen content filled with ad. Reported.

    • @filoudexo
      @filoudexo 4 роки тому +1

      Senor eggnogs 🙄 oh brother

    • @vertdefurk
      @vertdefurk 4 роки тому +2

      *stands up*
      MICHAEL!!!

  • @jupitorious7925
    @jupitorious7925 4 роки тому

    Fairly un funny compared to the original... Crude and obvious

  • @ggrubio4582
    @ggrubio4582 3 роки тому

    The quizzical exchange algorithmically end because bean resultantly queue against a zonked cloud. perfect, giant dollar

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 5 років тому +4

    Terrible show...Just sayin...

    • @_jayfromla
      @_jayfromla 5 років тому +7

      ROB-IN-PHILLY unpopular opinion

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg 5 років тому +2

      @@_jayfromla Well most likely the same people that like Snoop Dog or Nikki Menage...You know; idiots.

    • @squeaker4206
      @squeaker4206 5 років тому +4

      Your opinion.

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg 5 років тому

      @@squeaker4206 That it is...And that's what makes the world go round...Oh wait...it doesn't...

    • @kerr6968
      @kerr6968 4 роки тому

      @@godbluffvdgg You're such a hurt little kid lol